Secret Service Jan. 6th Texts Are “Missing” & Dallas Schools Want Clear Backpacks | The Daily Show

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  • Inflation is causing companies to shrink their products to avoid raising prices, a Dallas school district is requiring students to carry clear backpacks to prevent gun violence, and the Secret Service claims it cannot recover text messages from January 6th due to a phone migration. #DailyShow #Comedy #TrevorNoah
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  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    Whoever deleted them after being directed to share them, prison. Every single SS agent who did this fired & pension lost.

    • @wjrasmussen666
      @wjrasmussen666 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      pension loss is a key part of this.

    • @jaynook4980
      @jaynook4980 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Can’t we get the Cyber Ninjas to run a forensic audit? 🤣🤣🤣 This whole excuse is absurd, heads need to roll.

    • @sea_triscuit7980
      @sea_triscuit7980 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anger, outrage, prison and loss of income. May as well hang them too while you're at it grand inquisitor

    • @ishotmyboss
      @ishotmyboss ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You think each agent deleted all their texts individually?

    • @sea_triscuit7980
      @sea_triscuit7980 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And because I have to say this before y'all decide I'm the enemy for making a joke at your expense... I agree there should be consequences but the way you worded that comment really made you seem like you're running an inquisition haha 😅 maybe I watch too much witch trial/Spanish inquisition movies but I just got those vibes from that comment haha

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl ปีที่แล้ว +1547

    The Secret Service broke the first rule of lying: stick to just one lie.
    Now the "Device Replacement Program" will lead to an "Agent Replacement Program."

    • @undertow2142
      @undertow2142 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Definitely some shady stuff on those texts. They pulling a uvalde and letting out their trash incompetence little by little.

    • @janewright315
      @janewright315 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Not going to happen. They will have been "deleted during routine device changes or upgrades". Watch.

    • @tioswift3676
      @tioswift3676 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You do realize this is per DoD requirements, right? What, you thought they just hit delete on the device and call it a day? 🤦‍♂️😂😂😂

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr ปีที่แล้ว

      time to order dumpsterfire donny's secret service detail to cuff him and perp-walk him to the waiting DOJ cops.
      we will see then who they really work for.

    • @quintus920
      @quintus920 ปีที่แล้ว

      @John Jones chill bro, bad enough 5hey got to protect the most 'coke at me bro' but least capable of backing it up in US history. And it's not like they would have had text that no 9n3 else got, Trump is an open book, he isn't confiding his naughtiest little secrets with the quadruple vetted ex-marine current-secret service agent who probably isn't even allowed to look at his phone while on the clock.

  • @ThatBlackPiano
    @ThatBlackPiano ปีที่แล้ว +316

    As an senior rep for a reputable tech corporation I can assure you that ALL text messages are recoverable through the carrier through 8 levels of deletion that would only naturally occur after 15+ years on the servers. If they are missing any of the data from the carriers then they have committed a felony and the carrier along with each number missing texts should be charged accordingly. It would mean that they specifically targeted these messages to be deleted from the server especially when the other texts in the same geographical region are still accessible this assures there was no issue with the server as a whole.

    • @mtaylor7307
      @mtaylor7307 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Verizon provides service for the Federal gov and the US military.

    • @ThatBlackPiano
      @ThatBlackPiano ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mtaylor7307 Then that's who needs to be subpoenaed first.

    • @LetsBeCivilShallWe
      @LetsBeCivilShallWe ปีที่แล้ว +57

      That’s exactly what I was thinking. I worked for a cell phone provider for several years. What you deleted on your end had nothing to do with us. We. Could. Find. Everything.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs ปีที่แล้ว +13

      For that type of recovery, you're talking about court orders to dig out the data from whatever server, wherever it is, and likely knowing a lot of detail on specifically what you're looking for, from whom and when.
      Not to say it couldn't be done, but it's going to be another year+ long archaeology expedition to find these SMS chains.

    • @sandrar6670
      @sandrar6670 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That’s exactly my thought. Government mobile devices have an extra level of security Ike Knox or Mobile Iron. The texts can be recovered from the carrier. (Which have a security level certification to provide services to the US govt). Or via security services for the device itself.

  • @matthewcdupre
    @matthewcdupre ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "Shrinkflation" has been going on for years, decades, but usually just smaller scales , ppl notice now because the companies have been so brazen about it

    • @patrickdonohue6335
      @patrickdonohue6335 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It proves that the manufacturers are price fixing. One company dairy doesn’t suddenly start selling the 1/2 gallon of ice cream for sage price it more at 2/3 the size unless all the competitors are doing the same or the customers would just buy the other companies true 1/2 gallon.
      Price fixing / corporate collusion

    • @HarlemSexyBlaqkat
      @HarlemSexyBlaqkat ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly i noticed it years ago

    • @KingBobXVI
      @KingBobXVI ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They're just doing it now more brazenly so they can blame inflation when called out.
      The cost of producing a lot of these goods has _not_ actually gone up. These companies are not just making profits, but posting _record_ profits, because they realized that as long as everyone raises prices at once and blames "inflation", they can just keep raising it and pocketing the difference. That's why gas prices stayed so high for so long - the underlying oil prices dropped again quickly after the Ukraine conflict started, but gas prices stayed high because gas companies wanted to sell it for more, and nothing else.

  • @HungryLoki
    @HungryLoki ปีที่แล้ว +613

    I love how the excuses regularly boil down to: "No, I didn't act criminally, I'm just hilariously incompetent and should never have gotten this job in the first place."

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It's kind of like the insanity plea, in a way.

    • @MacNif
      @MacNif ปีที่แล้ว +30

      They acted criminally
      They are ALSO hilariously incompetent

    • @user-lr4dj8fs6e
      @user-lr4dj8fs6e ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly

    • @Maggie-rr8gi
      @Maggie-rr8gi ปีที่แล้ว

      As are most of the people Donald Trump hired.

    • @NankitaBR
      @NankitaBR ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Exactly. Like, who in the world doesn't do a backup when you change phones? And we are supposed to believe that some of the most tech-savvy people in the world wouldn't know that?

  • @LowKeyKraze
    @LowKeyKraze ปีที่แล้ว +1781

    The clear backpacks would have ruined me as a kid… my Mom had me delivering Avon orders to teachers and principals every week! Everyone would have been asking why I got all that lotion in my backpack 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣

    • @shaolinwarrior2012
      @shaolinwarrior2012 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Maybe we should give kids ballistic shields in their backpacks, and gym class could be Spartan phalanx practice....

    • @lexio4395
      @lexio4395 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Lol. We had to have clear or mesh k-12 in the 90s-00s

    • @cantnv1
      @cantnv1 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Best comment ever!!

    • @viniciuslima9430
      @viniciuslima9430 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😅😅😅😅😅😅so true.

    • @MrBearitall
      @MrBearitall ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Clear backpacks was a thing In the early 2000’s. I remember having to have one in middle school. Maybe it was just my area

  • @GreatDayEveryone
    @GreatDayEveryone ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When I worked with classified info, I had to sign something that described all the penalties and lengths of jail terms for each type of mishandled information. Deleting those texts was a CRIME. Also, any action meant to cover-up a crime is a crime, so, jail time, please. Lots of people will talk if faced with jail

  • @52blocksfederation83
    @52blocksfederation83 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can’t believe that there are no consequences. Termination and arrest.

  • @dingfriesaredone
    @dingfriesaredone ปีที่แล้ว +668

    They knew the situation was going to be under scrutiny. All phones should have been confiscated. Anyone that thinks this was an accident or mistake is an idiot.

    • @duicic8541
      @duicic8541 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trevor's alternative explanation might actually be the truth. We've had enough indications that Trump and the Secret Service weren't besties, so those texts might have read like two girls dissing their ex-boyfriends.

    • @cmendoza1094
      @cmendoza1094 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sure the GOP is all up in arms about it, just like the Hillary emails.

    • @DianePeace420
      @DianePeace420 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Instagram user, are you on cablevision? I doubt you are, so take your spam and move along!

    • @stirlingfletcher7040
      @stirlingfletcher7040 ปีที่แล้ว

      "...idiot." = Trump cultists.

    • @Maggie-rr8gi
      @Maggie-rr8gi ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup!

  • @RainbowMaille
    @RainbowMaille ปีที่แล้ว +167

    the messed up thing is the secret service has one of the best forensic IT departments, like even the FBI sends stuff to the secret service techs, so . . .them trying to say they can't recover their own texts is so bogus

    • @rmsteeves
      @rmsteeves ปีที่แล้ว

      Even more messed up is that they probably are THE BEST at intentionally permanently deleting anything they want. The secret service is obviously corrupted by the traitorous right wing. Just like the Supreme Court. Say goodbye to American Democracy.

    • @creation9mars
      @creation9mars ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Facts

    • @freesandy
      @freesandy ปีที่แล้ว

      Clearly they are.hiding something that will hurt the narrative

    • @luisbravo64
      @luisbravo64 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@creation9mars 59v0d

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ya, but the FBI ain't no slouch either and has been retrieving deleted data for quite some time now.

  • @michaelbeers5034
    @michaelbeers5034 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    It's funny that Wood Jr mentioned that we need to go back to the ones that started shrinkflation (girl scouts lol). It was actually American Airlines when they realized that by taking two peanuts out per bag would save them $40k per year. Corporations went 🤯🤑

  • @davidlagares9621
    @davidlagares9621 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Thank the Lord for Trevor Noah! Sometimes I really need a dosage of Trevor and his team to help me get through these times we are living in. Kudos to everyone at TDS! 👏👏👏

  • @scarletspidernz
    @scarletspidernz ปีที่แล้ว +234

    1:43 worst is when they both increase the cost while also reducing the size, and blaming rising costs/pandemic meanwhile just straight up increased their profit margin.

    • @Carlwat78
      @Carlwat78 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yup, we've watch this happen in NYC for a couple of DECADES!

    • @Seilolo
      @Seilolo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yesss!!! Thieves!!!

    • @patmaurer8541
      @patmaurer8541 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My biggest eye-roll was when Breyer's issued a statement that customers had requested a smaller package. Hmm, did they also ask to pay the same price tho? 🤔

    • @TheAureliac
      @TheAureliac ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@patmaurer8541 Or when Entenmann's (briefly, before people caught on) hawked reduced calories. They were the same per ounce but the doughnuts were much smaller.

  • @ForeverMe543
    @ForeverMe543 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Clear backpacks makes NO SENSE when you are aware that:
    1. The gunman wasn't a schoolboy
    2. No one stopped him, even the armed police
    3. You can put layers in a backpack
    4. Kids have pressure already and maybe they want to hide things like tampons or pads!!!

    • @djrafaelhulme
      @djrafaelhulme ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This phenomenon is called Security Theatre. Check out Adam Ruins Everything's video about it.

    • @iamthestorm9302
      @iamthestorm9302 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Uvalde was an Epic failure and now the only person who's lost their job at this point is the School Principal. Shameful. All of those police on duty that day should just resign. Period. Their only job was to protect & serve, sword under oath and nd they couldn't do that.

    • @iamthestorm9302
      @iamthestorm9302 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shrinkflation!! Hilarious 😆😆😆 The Girl's Scott😆😆😆

    • @Keefkellywrld999
      @Keefkellywrld999 ปีที่แล้ว

      My high-school made us wear clear backpacks lol Noone complained

    • @themodelman1678
      @themodelman1678 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They rip immediately too

  • @BiscuitsInSeptember
    @BiscuitsInSeptember ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Roy's traffic report is my favorite bit now on the show. Every time he gets indignant it's so cathartic.

  • @stevenmeszaros4931
    @stevenmeszaros4931 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Would you trust someone to guard your life, when they can’t even protect their phone’s.

  • @JorgeRamos-xw6dy
    @JorgeRamos-xw6dy ปีที่แล้ว +826

    The loyalty of the secret service should be to the institutions and the American people. Seems like all our institutions need a refreshing course on our constitution.

    • @yoboy6319
      @yoboy6319 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Ya, it's embarrassing.

    • @kenbohlin1642
      @kenbohlin1642 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Covid is working on it.

    • @_xancurse_12
      @_xancurse_12 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Sadly, as we are seeing with the Supreme Court constitution is subject to change based on whatever they are wanting at that time.

    • @nightsbeatswitchgood
      @nightsbeatswitchgood ปีที่แล้ว +11

      nah. this is just the inevitable result of an inherently incompetent system. no amount of reform will fix this

    • @viperaaspis
      @viperaaspis ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They also need a flush

  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
    @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G ปีที่แล้ว +496

    A real statement about honesty and integrity when you’re deleting texts.

    • @harrytan5579
      @harrytan5579 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Since when does Secret Service having anything to do with honesty and integrity? Their name already tells they are not honest (Secret) nor having any integrity(service).

    • @ashleyvaughn5213
      @ashleyvaughn5213 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Maybe they didn't have enough space in their phone.😂Had to free it up

    • @nobody8328
      @nobody8328 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      But her emails?

    • @viniciuslima9430
      @viniciuslima9430 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ashleyvaughn5213 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @2bunnies254
      @2bunnies254 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shouldn't they still have proof they were "updating system or deleting texts"? Don't all computers show recent activity?

  • @fdfac
    @fdfac ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Trevor, you are a national treasure. Spot on and the irony is always appreciated. The texts can be recovered through forensics.

  • @WatchMilesTV
    @WatchMilesTV ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Dollar Tree did the “shrinkflation” as well as raise their prices 25%. When they raised the prices to 1.25, many of their products got drastically smaller.

  • @allisone369
    @allisone369 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    "
    Get rid of the children so the guns can go there in peace" exactly! Funny but sadly true 😕

    • @jessicaloree9033
      @jessicaloree9033 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm just over here like 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😥😥😥😥😅😅😅😓😢😢😪😌😌😌😏

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And still they are banning abortion to have even more kids..? Smfh..

    • @tanyawade5197
      @tanyawade5197 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@einienj3281 Kids they won’t protect🤦🏾‍♀️.

    • @amayakhler1551
      @amayakhler1551 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@einienj3281 more kids more target practice amiright? /sarc.

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@amayakhler1551 That's what it feels like..

  • @tabithatrimm-hooson4585
    @tabithatrimm-hooson4585 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    Bringing back the classics. I went through the clear and mesh book bags when I was in school almost 20 years ago. My friends and I successfully argued against them to our school board and got them to over turn the rule. They are ineffective and are a financial burden on those already struggling to feed and cloth their children. Plastic ones split at the seams and mesh ones rip from the weight of books and damage everything when it rains. They are pointless and expensive. Just ban the freaking guns.

    • @luminousfractal420
      @luminousfractal420 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      👍🙏✌️

    • @jd190d
      @jd190d ปีที่แล้ว

      What, it's not like other countries with mass shootings who reduced their gun supply had their shootings go down. :)

    • @betsyfloyde9244
      @betsyfloyde9244 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Sensible!

    • @TheNzFox
      @TheNzFox ปีที่แล้ว +48

      and on top of it the same people proposing this as a 'solution' are also proposing unrestricted conceal carry, no need to a license, just everyone at all times can conceal their weapons.

    • @Khronogi
      @Khronogi ปีที่แล้ว

      We can have less gun violence without banning firearms though. We have yet to actually make an attempt at the actual cause of gun violence, which is violence.

  • @theweirdmom
    @theweirdmom ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Secret service: that never happened
    Also secret service: what texts? Who’s texting? We don’t text?
    Edited to add:
    Secret Service: New phone, Who dis?

  • @milkman81
    @milkman81 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This has been going on for over a decade. It’s just the “rich people” are now feeling it.

  • @DaemonJax
    @DaemonJax ปีที่แล้ว +170

    They're not missing, they just don't want to give the texts up for some reason. The texts are stored on both the phones and the communication server, and no one runs a server without some form of backups.

    • @andrewodell4021
      @andrewodell4021 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The backups were on devices scheduled for device replacement as well. Also the server that holds the maintenance records saying why the devices were scheduled for replacement. You can never be too careful about IT.

    • @OneAdam12Adam
      @OneAdam12Adam ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ABSOLUTELY

    • @phandapanda9644
      @phandapanda9644 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Nah, the IT Engineer is smiling somewhere.......the day they asked him to delete everything off the 'cloud', he knew this day would come 😜....that data is going to be worth something.

    • @snteag
      @snteag ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤔

    • @nunnayrbznz3576
      @nunnayrbznz3576 ปีที่แล้ว

      They don't want the public to know how much the Secret Service was cheering on the insurrection when they are sworn to protect the same lawmakers.

  • @robertcowan7610
    @robertcowan7610 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I've got bad news for Dallas Schools- the right to privacy in the United States doesn't begin at the threshold of adulthood. And as a retired U.S Army combat veteran I'd suggest that we first try not allowing weapons of war on our civilian streets. How about we start there?!

    • @TheSocratease
      @TheSocratease ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We still have a right to privacy? I thought that ended with Roe.

    • @dlo3955
      @dlo3955 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well said! The solution is very simple.

    • @freesandy
      @freesandy ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As a combat veteran, you should know that AR 15s are not used in war

    • @Bill_Garthright
      @Bill_Garthright ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@freesandy
      Wow! That was an incredibly dumb thing to say. I hope you didn't mean it like that!

    • @Osmosis-jy6xp
      @Osmosis-jy6xp ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Bill_Garthright ar 15s aren’t used in war and to say otherwise is very idiotic in itself

  • @ellenflaca
    @ellenflaca ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Roy Wood Jr & how he plays with Trevor. Comic genius & a great reprieve from national news

  • @lenoragreen7796
    @lenoragreen7796 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Students didn't bring the gun into school, the Criminal walked in with gun visibility? Why must the students 🤔 use clear book bags?

  • @shvetaketuuddalaka1130
    @shvetaketuuddalaka1130 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    The police can recover deleted texts, but the secret service can't?

    • @1m2rich
      @1m2rich ปีที่แล้ว

      Call in experts Jan 6th Committee. Bet the FBI can do it too. They will find out Trump did a coup! So should all of the SS eaders appt by Trump be gone. NOW.

    • @VINCEMACMAINE
      @VINCEMACMAINE ปีที่แล้ว +1

      right

    • @iamyou8416
      @iamyou8416 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not when the freakin’ SS did deleted them!! 😂

    • @mtaylor7307
      @mtaylor7307 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The secretest secret service...the one that makes the other service nervous. Effing amen..CIA man. Oh, wait. That's CIA...not SS.

    • @joshk.6246
      @joshk.6246 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They just need to ask the NSA to find them in the DB.
      Should be easy since they already have a date and time.

  • @atheliset5559
    @atheliset5559 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Plus most of these shooters aren't the students attending the school; they're adults who trespass; students are constantly being so closely monitored and it's suffocating.

    • @leopardshadow333
      @leopardshadow333 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      THIS. The answer isnt to make schools a worse place for students to be. Kids already have to deal with the very real fear of adults with guns killing them at the place they are legally required to be every day.

    • @RC-tn8iz
      @RC-tn8iz ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/8I_6TPWcFu0/w-d-xo.html

    • @ErutaniaRose
      @ErutaniaRose ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So many people in charge love to blame students. Bad mental health, students' fault. Shooters, students' fault, etc. etc.
      But kids are like flowers. Without the right conditions around them, support, and care they will not grow...and if the plant dies, it is not the plant's fault. It's the person who was tasked with its care.

  • @Volf1916
    @Volf1916 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    During my training course on getting a concealed permit, the guy pulled out 37 fire arms while wearing a t shirt and shorts. So yeah the 'clear' backpack. LOL

  • @paulbashar4986
    @paulbashar4986 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love the energy you bring to the media

  • @chadharvy
    @chadharvy ปีที่แล้ว +63

    my high school in Tennessee did clear backpacks after the Colorado school shooting in 1999. They also made up tuck our shirts in. So no matter what shirt you had on it needed to be tucked in. It's a BS excuse not to tackle the real issue.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep, that'll stop them kids from strapping anything to their ankles, calves, or thighs!

  • @mieliav
    @mieliav ปีที่แล้ว +26

    as one who worked for years in documentation management, I can tell you that there are strict, detailed protocols for every instance of data transfer. if the secret service lost a single letter of a single document, they are either incompetent at a very basic level, or guilty of gross negligence in their job. this sort of thing just can't happen if the rules are being followed.

    • @MicheleEngel
      @MicheleEngel ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Actually, there are three possible reasons: incompetence, gross negligence, and criminal obstruction of justice. In this case, it is most definitely the latter.

    • @halibaitor
      @halibaitor ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why would you assume that any rules were being followed? 🤣🤣😭

  • @hotrodder5034
    @hotrodder5034 ปีที่แล้ว

    His traffic guy was hilarious! 😄😄😄😄😄

  • @iamthestorm9302
    @iamthestorm9302 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks Trevor Noah!!! Exactly 💯

  • @nezaetferati2490
    @nezaetferati2490 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    They had down sized products for years. Before inflation. Now they are making them smaller then before.

    • @bafflezbiz
      @bafflezbiz ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Inflation is just another word for deception. Prices are going up because we heard it on the news and from around town.
      Sure, the pandemic affected some industries who were unable to work because they were sick or in quarantine or their businesses weren't conducive to safety measures (tourism, crowded events, movie theaters, etc.). But most of these price increases have risen out of greed and dishonesty.

    • @EXTRAEDC
      @EXTRAEDC ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@bafflezbiz i remember back in the day.. magnum ice cream was infact magnum size.. and now its more like m&m size 🤑🤦‍♂️

    • @uriahheep5665
      @uriahheep5665 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ....and watering them down.....

    • @uriahheep5665
      @uriahheep5665 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Instabruh.User.. ....your channel has no content....🤔

    • @waggishsagacity7947
      @waggishsagacity7947 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nazaet Ferati: They NEVER return to their original size. NEVER!

  • @mattg4439
    @mattg4439 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Always love the traffic reports - thank you Roy Wood Jr for keeping us updated.

    • @RankinMsP
      @RankinMsP ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @piaribes936
    @piaribes936 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 the weather was hilarious 😂

  • @ivangreen3995
    @ivangreen3995 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Secret Service: "the dog ate my text homework"

  • @DecentGatsby
    @DecentGatsby ปีที่แล้ว +691

    *Don’t worry, guys. The police will investigate themselves* 👍🏼

    • @ghill88
      @ghill88 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Dalyte • You bet, that always works well, for the police. 😃

    • @davenalford74
      @davenalford74 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      " we have investigated ourselves and found no wrong doing".....evevrytime

    • @doreengordon1475
      @doreengordon1475 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wink wink!🤣

    • @SuperLeica1
      @SuperLeica1 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL.

    • @detlevdiegel6465
      @detlevdiegel6465 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who watches the watchers and who guards the guards?

  • @cwtabbs1
    @cwtabbs1 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Shrinkflation's been happening for a while - I really started noticing it during the 2008 financial crisis. No one wanted to hear it then, but it's BEEN happening.

    • @Zuraneve
      @Zuraneve ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's when I started noticing it too, but I think I've seen reporting mention it existing at least decade or so before that.

    • @blauespony1013
      @blauespony1013 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trevor was right. Though you are telling the truth, it sounds crazy. I am very sorry to say so.

    • @MrDirtydaves
      @MrDirtydaves ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It’s been happening for decades, I’m just glad the information is hitting a larger audience.

    • @chuckybang
      @chuckybang ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You and everyone else noticed it because it was all over the news.

    • @JenA2145
      @JenA2145 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Zuraneve very true! Back in the early 2000s, the cost of Diesel fuel went up. Trucking companies complained about transportation costs. That's when I noticed shrinkflation. Orange juice cartons went from 64 oz to 59 oz. The price went up. Yogurt cups were 8 oz, went down to 6 oz, the price rose, as well. And so on..

  • @riskybizness00
    @riskybizness00 ปีที่แล้ว

    wow. Roy and you on shrinkflation. Thanks for this video!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @latonyasoloman5700
    @latonyasoloman5700 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you as well

  • @shelbychesnut99
    @shelbychesnut99 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Another thing companies do to "lower the calories" is to change the serving size.

    • @joanne4758
      @joanne4758 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shelby Chesnut - Many years ago when I was into Weight Watchers - they really pushed for you to purchase their (expensive) brands - all about clever marketing. (regards NZ)

    • @mermaiddiyartist8119
      @mermaiddiyartist8119 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Soo messed up

    • @erikelenstrom9685
      @erikelenstrom9685 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't they Wright the calories per 100g or something like that?

    • @frederf3227
      @frederf3227 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@erikelenstrom9685 USDA specifies serving size based on food category. Food companies can't change them.

    • @erikelenstrom9685
      @erikelenstrom9685 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@frederf3227 so the calorie on the package is standardized?

  • @monikak7327
    @monikak7327 ปีที่แล้ว +1412

    "Trying something new to keep students safe". Anything but gun control.

    • @fishrowe420
      @fishrowe420 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      It's like the metric system....
      America will avoid it like the plague....

    • @tioswift3676
      @tioswift3676 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, it’s called the “Second Amendment” Of the Bill Of Rights. This is something Trevor knows nothing about since he’s not from America, so I’m not surprised he thinks we can just easily take away guns. His ignorance and yours is showing.

    • @aaesir214
      @aaesir214 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      I'm not sure how TX thinks that clear backpacks are new. As so many have posted elsewhere, many districts started doing this a couple decades ago.
      It does seem a bit paltry of solution, though, when you watch videos of some of the worst incidents and realize that many of those events were not current students. Instead, the perpetrator walked boldly into the school with little attempt to hide their intent. But, hey, let's put the responsibility on the kids.

    • @jd190d
      @jd190d ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@aaesir214 The video of the Uvalde shooter definitely did not show him trying to hide the weapon at all. Maybe if they clear backpacks it could have been avoided. :)

    • @IB4UUB4ME
      @IB4UUB4ME ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I’ve seen where people are selling bullet proof backpacks, it’s like WTH?

  • @rxcan_mando313
    @rxcan_mando313 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro that dude pulling guns out of his pants reminded me of how GTA characters pull out they’re guns 😂😂

  • @GamerPenny
    @GamerPenny ปีที่แล้ว

    Roy's traffic report had me rolling

  • @TheGelatinousSnake
    @TheGelatinousSnake ปีที่แล้ว +31

    “We changed devices” that doesn’t destroy the record of what is sent… you can destroy your phone right now and your provider can still give you transcripts

    • @yanaa2raww
      @yanaa2raww ปีที่แล้ว

      this is why all government officials use iPhones. when sending messages from iPhone to iPhone the message is sent as an iMessage not a text. iMessages are encrypted and stored on Apple servers not the providers. thats why you see blue and green bubbles when going from Android to iPhone. once an iMessage is deleted its GONE. completely unrecoverable.

    • @OneAdam12Adam
      @OneAdam12Adam ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yanaa2raww That's hilarious!!! 😜😜😜😜

  • @riveramnell143
    @riveramnell143 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The clear backpacks thing isn’t new. Some schools made them mandatory after the Columbine shooting as well, and that was in spring of ‘99. The fact that in 24 years of gun violence we have learned nothing and _done nothing_ to stop it is horrifying and so, so sad.

    • @shrinkorama6331
      @shrinkorama6331 ปีที่แล้ว

      We have learned much in that time.
      1. It is easier the support a revolt in another Country than launch an attack.
      2. American politicians vote by the deepest pocket contributors-Remember Corps are people, too?
      3. The “Richest Man in the World” who spent money on #45 , also bankrolled an entire party.
      Ever notice why Ukraine gets to much press - Proxy war.
      5. NRA was exposed as Russian backed operation. It was less costly the. Deploying troops.
      6. Majority of Insurrectionists were from MI, WI, AK and Tx.
      7. Who paid for the air travel, hotels and weaponry?

    • @clementrawlins9151
      @clementrawlins9151 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And a lot of these shooters are not "students"

    • @US15522
      @US15522 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@clementrawlins9151 because they are former students.

    • @ErutaniaRose
      @ErutaniaRose ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As a gen z, I wish I knew what it was like to be in a school without a cop, without active shooter drills, and without a shitloads worth of micro managing that does nothing to actually help.

  • @ms6yo
    @ms6yo ปีที่แล้ว

    This laugh was needed 🤣🤣😂

  • @robertbush1595
    @robertbush1595 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was the best yet. Funny, wise and funny.

  • @petedog9581
    @petedog9581 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Relieve all leadership in the Secret Service effective yesterday. They decided to purge data on devices used on the Jan 6th insurrection. I think the NSA could help them retrieve their data.

    • @darlene6531
      @darlene6531 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Absolutely consequences.

  • @WynterDragon
    @WynterDragon ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Clear backpacks aren't new! They had those in schools when I was a kid and obviously it hasn't stopped a thing.

    • @quintenwhyte6660
      @quintenwhyte6660 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In the 80s and 90s....

    • @wompusslompus5424
      @wompusslompus5424 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @robertocordero7718
      @robertocordero7718 ปีที่แล้ว

      In man bundles of fire wood carried by mama-sun had contraband inside , wand you want to hide something there is always away LOL…. Ban Asult weapons to most everyone!!!

  • @WonderMagician
    @WonderMagician ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks Trevor; brilliant!

  • @timlubin1011
    @timlubin1011 ปีที่แล้ว

    So glad this show is on

  • @eiyukabe
    @eiyukabe ปีที่แล้ว +607

    What's important is that we try EVERYTHING WE CAN to stop gun violence except admitting that the second amendment was meant for militia purpose only and is intentionally misinterpreted by the modern right 🙄

    •  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People let it slide in the beginning and did not see how this lie took hold in the gun owner / right wing circles. Now they are faced with millions of people who think guns=2nd amendment

    • @MsJP34782
      @MsJP34782 ปีที่แล้ว

      No the republicans said they’re useful for killing vermins need the extra bullets because they’re bad at shooting

    • @blakethegreatone2058
      @blakethegreatone2058 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Militia-all able-bodied civilians eligible by law for military service

    • @X2LR8
      @X2LR8 ปีที่แล้ว

      The modern left simply won't keep the gun criminals off the streets. That's commonly referred to as revolving door "justice". The offenders get slaps on the wrist and very light sentences. And now bail "reform" is compounding the problem.

    • @aflucero82
      @aflucero82 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I mean if you REALLY want to be literal about it. It was meant for the guns of the day, so muskets!? I'd be fine if there was no regulations on muskets I guess.

  • @MK-tq5ec
    @MK-tq5ec ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Remember when they scream “where are the emails”…. Where are the vocal people to tell what happened to the text messages

  • @artsimpledraw3393
    @artsimpledraw3393 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes Trevor you are right. Companies should inform us before they do shrinkinflation, or any change on products they sell to us.

  • @shaktattz3062
    @shaktattz3062 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gatorade got on a waist trainer 😂😂😂

  • @songsayswhat
    @songsayswhat ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Companies have done this before. They generally add "new & improved!" on the package. The only thing "improved" is the profit the companies make.

  • @darlenemartinez384
    @darlenemartinez384 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    That traffic segment was hysterical. In a world full of hurt…. I needed that. 😂

    • @dawnjohnson8739
      @dawnjohnson8739 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed.

    • @brendac8309
      @brendac8309 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Especially the Girl Scout cookie segment. So true. 😂

  • @Ghostrander
    @Ghostrander ปีที่แล้ว

    Roy, tell me about the traffic 🤣

  • @dtonyxo2481
    @dtonyxo2481 ปีที่แล้ว

    The secret service they keeping secrets I'm dead 💀 🤣 😂

  • @dawnjohnson8739
    @dawnjohnson8739 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Right. Secret service gets asked for texts. Texts get deleted. And that just happens not to be intentional? Really?

    • @frederf3227
      @frederf3227 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Guess what they just happened to have that migration ONE DAY after court asked them. Guess what date they lost? Jan 5 onward.

    • @charissanolt3164
      @charissanolt3164 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you keep all your texts from a year and a half ago when you happened to be at a questionable party?

  • @CritterLizard
    @CritterLizard ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Imagine carrying high school binders and textbooks in a plastic backpack. Mine would have evacuated themselves all over the sidewalk in a matter of days. That's if the straps didn't break the moment I picked the thing up.

    • @luminousfractal420
      @luminousfractal420 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Imagine how pointless a transparent backpack is with a folder inside it😂

    • @learningtobeme5195
      @learningtobeme5195 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Seriously! I put my climbing backpack on a scale once, 60 pounds! Plus my sports bag. I can't imagine trucking 60 pounds up my 1/4 mile driveway in a plastic bag, let alone the abuse that happens on the bus and in hallways.

    • @KC-bi9jw
      @KC-bi9jw ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My high school enforced clear and mesh backpacks 15 years ago, yes gun control would be better, but trust me you’ll be fine with clear bags

  • @Emmaxson
    @Emmaxson ปีที่แล้ว

    What! Roy is ..... 🤣🤣 What!!! His bit on shrinkflation was lit 🔥

  • @elroygrey2899
    @elroygrey2899 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:35, don’t make me explain this I’m laughing so hard

  • @ginapsaki8746
    @ginapsaki8746 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "America is willing to get rid of everything except guns." That's it in a nutshell.

    • @TheDanishGuyReviews
      @TheDanishGuyReviews ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "I can't believe this country hates women more than it loves guns." ~ Diane Nguyen, Bojack Horseman.

    • @SteveSmith-nh4fz
      @SteveSmith-nh4fz ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello!!! how's your day?

    • @epicd3ath135
      @epicd3ath135 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you hand over your gun rights you're basically handing over your freedom

    • @epicd3ath135
      @epicd3ath135 ปีที่แล้ว

      America is willing to get rid of everything exept giant death machines that can go over 150 mph.

  • @JniceJokes
    @JniceJokes ปีที่แล้ว +677

    Even tho it's sad but you Trevor always make us feel little bit better

    • @Lcoop1980
      @Lcoop1980 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Literally

    • @susanfanning9480
      @susanfanning9480 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He sure tries his best, doesn't he?

    • @JniceJokes
      @JniceJokes ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@susanfanning9480 yeah he does and I appreciate him honesty

    • @nothingworksworks3511
      @nothingworksworks3511 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Except all the weird moms are gonna get mad at Trevor for mentioning weird kids

    • @JniceJokes
      @JniceJokes ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nothingworksworks3511 yeah true,people always look for ways to create dramas

  • @cierraporter1090
    @cierraporter1090 ปีที่แล้ว

    When he said 'Fb comments coming to life' I screamed lol 😆 😂 🤣 😅 too funny

  • @karlrensburg3472
    @karlrensburg3472 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Daily show team has produced a well oiled machine, found their nich'e. You can feel it in them, well working well together .👍👍
    Which in turn gives all mankind cushions of laughter, throughout the pain.
    Rock on Team daily show !!!!!!
    Pree covid 🤝
    Post covid 🤜🤛

  • @sgtbrownty
    @sgtbrownty ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You can tell that the Charmin slimmed down because the font of the "36" went from bold Bazooka to a slim Chaucer.

  • @ItWasJohnYT
    @ItWasJohnYT ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Clear backpack, dress code and metal detectors are used all the time at poorer schools in my area. They're still the most dangerous. It's almost like arbitrary rules do nothing. We need to do better.

    • @wesleywyndam-pryce5305
      @wesleywyndam-pryce5305 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hey now! credit where credit is due those are NOT arbitrary rules, they are carefully crafted rules to hurt minorities and make money.

  • @noskillzdad5504
    @noskillzdad5504 ปีที่แล้ว

    they have commercials with "now with double..." they should also have "now with half..." lol

  • @concrete490
    @concrete490 ปีที่แล้ว

    I noticed at a truck stop the Nature Valley bars were out for a while and when they finally restocked, they seemed smaller.

  • @GreenSkipCard
    @GreenSkipCard ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Maybe that’s what they mean by “Secret Service.” What was the service? It’s a secret 🤫

    • @sea_triscuit7980
      @sea_triscuit7980 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They serviced Trump alright haha he had to pay extra for choking though

    • @RankinMsP
      @RankinMsP ปีที่แล้ว

      👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

  • @saxophobe
    @saxophobe ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Companies have been doing stuff like this for years. There's a million different ways to skim off the top.

    • @PraiseTheFSMonster
      @PraiseTheFSMonster ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But it's worse than before and our money is worth less

    • @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
      @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      remember the original Whopper ?
      kids are clueless
      turned vegetarian, thanks, bk

  • @MobileDecay
    @MobileDecay ปีที่แล้ว

    It's a miracle! They found the texts! Lol!

  • @joyanngrimes3551
    @joyanngrimes3551 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yup we notice this a few years ago on several other products too

  • @dancorun6650
    @dancorun6650 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    There is only one Jon Stewart but Trevor was a super replacement and The Daily Show is still laugh out loud funny.

    • @aries8597
      @aries8597 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed!

    • @andrewodell4021
      @andrewodell4021 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I loved Jon Stewart, and I know this is blasphemy, but I prefer Trever Noah.

    • @carlton4129
      @carlton4129 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like Trevor 👍..he defines sarcasm

    • @TheAureliac
      @TheAureliac ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@andrewodell4021 Me too. I didn't want to watch TDS without Stewart. But Noah's accents alone are worth my time, as are the Between-the-Scenes segments. He's also followed (and maybe improved) Stewart's admirable example of letting his correspondents develop their own styles.

  • @neanda
    @neanda ปีที่แล้ว +40

    man, i love the traffic guy, and that last bit. That guy needs to have his own show, or longer skits with Trevor, because they bounce off each other well

    • @suehirsch6545
      @suehirsch6545 ปีที่แล้ว

      100% AGREE. They are prolly holding back a bit, following the old adage- If you give away the milk, no one will buy the cow.

    • @TheAureliac
      @TheAureliac ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Roy Wood Jr. has a related podcast as well as stand-up videos available.

  • @CorthosPryme911
    @CorthosPryme911 ปีที่แล้ว

    Roy Wood Jr is hilarious 😂

  • @atrealjesus
    @atrealjesus ปีที่แล้ว

    Gatorade been that way 🤣🤣

  • @edwin2600
    @edwin2600 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I learned about shrinkflation decades ago from candy bars. When they increased the price, they would make the candy bar bigger, so you said okay, it costs more, but you get more. Then they would slowly reduce the size until it was smaller than it was before the price increase.

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep. Hershey bars are half what they were in the 60s.

  • @lbednaz
    @lbednaz ปีที่แล้ว +56

    One of my biggest frustrations with shrinkflation is with recipes! I have a family favorite summer salad called "9 Layer Salad", which uses 9 different ingredients that used to use the entire package; ex. head of lettuce, bag of spinach, can of water chestnuts, bag of frozen peas, sm jar mayo etc; but when I made it this past 7/4 it was slightly different due to the change in packages. Worse is we don't know what these products were originally. I think the companies should have to put on label what the original quantity was!

    • @cindys2617
      @cindys2617 ปีที่แล้ว

      How fortunate you are that one of your "biggest frustrations" of getting less food for more money is figuring out the proportions of a 9 layer salad. 🤨

    • @lbednaz
      @lbednaz ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cindys2617 I said biggest frustration with shrinkflation! Truly right now I'm still dealing with an open wound in my back from a surgery in March, with 2 more surgeries waiting, autoimmune diseases, over $14,000. per month for medications,..... do you really want me to continue? Because you made a quick totally wrong judgment!

    • @mominor6913
      @mominor6913 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lbednaz...Im so sorry to hearthat....I hope you make a full recovery. Medication cost are pathetic.

    • @luminousfractal420
      @luminousfractal420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Google image search for the product, there will be a copy of the old packaging someplace and it will have the measure on it.

    • @DzR1591
      @DzR1591 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cindys2617 lol your comment has me dead af. sooo much more going on than a 9 layer freaking salad 🤣💯

  • @treeeva
    @treeeva ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Roy Wood Jr 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @Kashimana
    @Kashimana ปีที่แล้ว

    Roywood Jr and Trevor are so hilarious together

  • @telavivjake
    @telavivjake ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Clear backpacks are the dumbest idea ever. No one carries a semi-automatic rifle in a backpack to begin with. No one tries to smuggle one of those into a school, they just walk in and start shooting

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don’t forget, Mike Suckabee said “a pencil can be an assault weapon “.

    • @PHanomaly
      @PHanomaly ปีที่แล้ว

      Right?! Duh....

  • @eternalskeptic
    @eternalskeptic ปีที่แล้ว +327

    He invited
    He incited
    They rioted
    Then he denied it
    Even though he'd implied it
    Now he MUST be indicted.

    • @ThechillABman
      @ThechillABman ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nice rhymes

    • @immenseofperspectives8295
      @immenseofperspectives8295 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should make a conspiracy theory version. The Trumpian conspiracy theories have so much material in them.
      - Trump *failing* to protect the election. Even with putting a spotlight on it months in advance, and holding the most powerful office in the world. *Failed*
      - Trump *failed* to realize he was foolishly and perfectly leading his supporters into a "deepstate" trap on Jan 6th. Led them to death, ridicule, handcuffs and the title of insurrectionists.
      - When so few, lead very many....that's a clear presentation of herding sheep 🐑. Every person claiming Antifa/operatives led the invasion...is admitting Jan 6 was an epic and historic demonstration of who the real sheep are.
      Their own theories make them look like the sheep, clearly show Trumps failing performance, while admitting the "deepstate" is successful and winning. At least the deepstate keeps producing hearings and very detailed "fake news"....while the right keeps repeating the same simple catchphrases.

    • @andybaldman
      @andybaldman ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ok Eminem

    • @ahotdj07
      @ahotdj07 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sadly enough that will never happen.

    • @abbygaileallbright0620
      @abbygaileallbright0620 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sweet! 🤣🤣

  • @kolafstv3047
    @kolafstv3047 ปีที่แล้ว

    the last joke on the shrinking traffic was a home run

  • @dianaw4072
    @dianaw4072 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m in the Dallas area and this isn’t the first time area schools have tried the clear backpack thing. It hasn’t worked and it won’t suddenly stop an AR15! 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @ironmurs6903
    @ironmurs6903 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Roy Wood on traffic is the best part of this show by far

  • @JIJCrow
    @JIJCrow ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Roy is right,MacD is notorious of Shrinkflation,the Big Mac would be so big on the posters and shrink to an extra small mac at checkout

  • @ltanksley1
    @ltanksley1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gatorade wearing a waist trainer. 🤣😊😂😅😁

  • @fayboedecker2532
    @fayboedecker2532 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was going to mention that the can goods used to be 16oz. Now it's 11.7oz. But the girl scout story is so real. Lol they cut the flavor to. Lord have mercy on the condoms 🤣

  • @down-to-earth-mystery-school
    @down-to-earth-mystery-school ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Without Trevor making fun or horrific things, most of us couldn’t make it through the day - much love!

    • @nexxus2853
      @nexxus2853 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jessecuevas6456 week

    • @JennyLouLou
      @JennyLouLou ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ditto. We need this comedic relief from the insanity.

    • @jessecuevas6456
      @jessecuevas6456 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nexxus2853 it’s weak.

  • @Tam_X
    @Tam_X ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Isn’t it amazing that the Secret Service does not have multiple backups and that their “device migration” was somehow designed to erase data instead of preserving it like everywhere else in the entire universe? Amazing.

  • @culturia3555
    @culturia3555 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man, that guy, is the gun Inception, hahahaha

  • @travisg2619
    @travisg2619 ปีที่แล้ว

    The traffic segments keep me going.