Reading My Old Diary Like It's a Work of Classic Literature
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ก.ย. 2024
- (names have been changed to protect my own dignity)
I don't know if this is funny to anyone but myself but the idea popped in my head so HERE IT IS.
I give you full permission to hate 13 year old Rachel.
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“Tomorrow with be our one week anniversary!”
1 second later:
“Bertum dumped me yesterday”.
Every elementary school relationship in a nutshell
@@Roadkillroadkillroadkill and middle school 😂
MOOOOOD
@@scarlettbarrera4479 let's be real... also high school
I died
Cute things to call your significant other:
• honey
• sweet pea
• darling
• 𝑷𝑰𝑮
This made me snort thank you
Would you care for some oats, brother?
Technoblade would be happy
I was drinking a hot beverage when i read this and it came out my nose. Thanks for that.
@@brynnmeredith6246 oh my goodness I'm so sorry! I meant no harm
When I hear “Bertram is going goth” all I can imagine is Bertram from the hit tv show Jessie with eyeliner and a black wig on.
That's beautiful
dude bro That’s literal perfection
Jessie*
That's perfection, bitch *highfives stranger*
dude bro same
"Nobody makes fun of eighth graders"
She didnt know
she didnt k n o w
8th grader syndrome??
SHE DIDNT KNOW!!!!
She didn't 😔✊
can someone explain this i don’t get it 😭😭
@@julie.6801 Are you in 8th?
“WHO CARES IF I’M SINGLE, I’LL ENJOY WHILE I CAN.
I’m still not tired.
I want a pop tart”
so inspirational
13 year old Rachel had it all figured out 🙏
Rachel should make and sell a poster of this quote, with flowy classical lettering and all
I want that in a T-shirt
I snort-laughed 😂 omg
Me everyday.
Useable pickup lines from this:
“hey, i have 52 followers on the myspace thingy”
“Ur my pig” works too 😂
"Bertrem is going goth" will get you an guy, trust me.
"lolololololol haha" totally gonna get you that one day anniversary
“I’m in his top 8 on MySpace.” How dare you age me like this.
Rue 🌸 Chelsea I had the exact same reaction. Teens these days have no idea what it MEANS to be in someone’s Top 8!! And when the top 16 and top 32 and top 598268 were introduced it still meant nothing. It was top 4 or 8, or you were worthless. The drama that would ensue when my best friend would replace me with his new girlfriend of the month as his Number 1 when t’was I who weathered it all and stood by him! I can’t even discuss it! 😂
13 year old Rachel: Tomorrow will be our one week anniversary.
13 year old Rachel the next day: Bertrum dumped me yesterday.
Lmao
middle school relationships be like
Karolina is our meme mom and Rachel is our meme Aunt. It's official.
Oh god yes :D
I approve
yaaass
yeshh
Omg yes
"I had a hamster, but she died."
top 10 anime deaths :(
Profound. Perhaps all of us should say "hahehoha" more.
hahahah this comment sent me
@@FioreDeste hahehoha*
Hahoheeha*
I've found this comment quite funny hahoheeha
Lol yes! Hahoheeha
“I’m so sad, Bertram’s going goth”
Oh no THE EPIDEMIC HAS COME
FRICCKKKK
Honestly i expected that based on "change is good, i dont like myself" 🤣🤣
Jane Austen wishes she could compose such literary intrigue and drama
That's RIGHT
Lmaoooo 😂😂😂
with Mr. Darcy being the Maybe-guy. :D
That was great
😂😂😂
"Bertram is going goth" is the sentence that shall bring world peace
😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏🙏
I mean this is my fucking feels. I empathize with Bertram, he and I are kindred spirits. I shall now enter deep thought about what I have commented at this moment.
I luv him...
....J/K.
Fellow goths unite 🖤😂
A big ass mood
i read this before watching the video and thought you were referring to the jessie character i-
Everyone’s like “Bertram” but I’m over here like “Thaddeus showed me pictures of his cute doggy...Mabel can have Jedidiah”
Same lol
“Sorry I am a pig lol”.
Bertram: “You are my pig”.
Very romantic
So beautiful
Ikr
@Juris Tirol true
Agree
Best romance quote of the century
I'm 68 years old and, except for the references to social media, it could have been my diary at that age.
One more year until 69 lmao
@@Disearned idiot.
Wouldn’t be surprised since tik tok didn’t ruin my fellow teenagers at that time.
Dana Campbell i'm sixteen and pretty much same. I guess 12 year olds are 12 year olds, no matter the time or the culture
this is such a heartwarming comment.
"tomorrow is our 1 week anniversary!" the next day "Bertram dumped me.."
character development 10/10
Every primary school relationship ever
LMAOO
top 10 anime betrayals
I Choked😂 love is hurtful 🥺✌🏼
i fucking l o v e how at the end she just went “i dont care if im single” to “...i want a poptart” we love character development
My diary :
First page.
"So I'm going to start a diary! Today was cool. Oops, gtg, can't talk right now, LOL."
The rest of the pages :
I relate to this on a spiritual level 😂🤣
Same
HELP I'VE TRIED DIARIES SEVERAL TIMES BUT IM NOT CONSISTENT
My first entry:
Today I went and bought you, the dairy, and chewing gum that’s tastes really good! Now that I have you no one can look in my diary anymore! Jippie! That’s because you have a lock.
Few entries in:
MY MOM SNOOPED IN YOU IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW
Mood
Didn’t realize that names were changed at first... spent a whole 7 minutes thinking she grew up with kids named *Bertram* and *Jebediah*
Same I was confused, they must've been special kids is what I was thinking. Then I saw this comment
t h a d d e u s
i genuinely didn’t think anything of it,,,, wow i’m smart
Yeah I was like that's so convenient that she has friends that have old fashioned names and then at the end I realized she changed them and I was like ooooohhhhh
Space Audity same i was so confused and amused
"i want a poptart"
we love a dramatic ending to a classic novel
Thanks for ruining the ending for me... Well, maybe it was my fault for getting on the comment section before the video ended lol
This is one of those books that stays with you
IT TOOK ME FIVE MINUTES IN TO REALIZE SHE HAD CHANGED THE NAMES I JUST BELIEVED THAT SHE WENT TO SCHOOL WITH KIDS NAMES BERTRAM AND JEBEDIAH
Well, yeah. But those are some cool names
I would have never notice if I didn’t read your post.
Rachj23 I’m glad I’m not alone 😔👊
WHAT
I didn't realize that until I read your comment.
“He likes to say maybe”
*intense tea sip*
I READ THIS WHEN SHE WAS SAYING IT
i died inside🤣
@@samtrem123 same
@@samtrem123 same that's the funniest thing! 😂
So did you get a pop tart at the end?
My favorite line: "Except... In coins."
Someone said they need "Bertram is going goth" merch and I agree
With a silhouette of Rachel like a cameo...🥰😁😱🤯
someone make this happen pls
I need merch of "He likes to say maybe" with a fancy teacup as well!
I need that
I fucking love that.
"sorry I'm such a pig"
"You're my pig"
Relationship goals
That's literally just Shane Dawson and Ryland
They literally lasted as long as this post has
@@pahrisandtrystandothings8379 "1 week" and i oop-
I heart him
I ship it.
“I had a hamster... but she died.”
( *intense dramatic stare* )
:c
Same
RIP hamster:’(
Bertram: I luv u rachel
Rachel: heh?
Bertram: j/k
Top 10 Anime Betrayals
Ali_ Lovatic this comment wins😂😂😂
Top comment God.
MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT 😂😂😂😂
Tell me why I thought of Jessie ‘bertram’
Currently Diying inside. I’m pretty sure it means, “Just Kidding” like “Jk”
13 year old Rachel is much more interesting than I ever was.
Daisy Cuevas me too and I’m 14 😂
Me too and im 12
Me too and I’m ｙｅｓ
Me too and I'm 105.
Me too and I’m 16
"I'm sorry I'm a pig"
"You're my pig"
🚪🏃🏽♀️
🚪🏃♀️ 🏃♀️💨
🚪🏃♀️ 🏃♀️💨 🏃♀️💨
🚪🏃🏽♀️💨 🏃♀️ 🏃♀️💨 🏃♂️💨
🚪🏃♀️. 🏃♀️💨🏃♀️💨 🏃♂️💨
🦪
🚪🏃♂️ 🏃💨🏃♀️💨 🏃🏽💨 🦪🦑💨
"Now i have twenty dollars ... except in coins" *dramatic look at camera*
The plot thickens
"tomorrow will be our one week-anniversary"
"bertram dumped me yesterday "
It really be like that huh
It's so relatable I'm crying-
There is a shirt that says "Bertram is going goth" lmfao it took digging: www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/56831245 Ps phone case is best
It happens...
@@youtubespy9473 I’m genuinely sad it’s gone.
@@artytalkstodragons Yep.
i love how she just gets over the ppl she liked so easily like " oh well.... i´ll like someone else"
I feel like I could never at that age
Honestly,mood
I mean, after a while I just learned that I shouldn't get stuck on people who don't appreciate me and I should just move on in life. So I guess she also learned that.
she ptobably tried to play it off like it didnt effect her but it probably did
power move
“I love you Rachel”
“Heh?”
“J/K”
Teenage drama is still the same.
Still a better love story than Twilight
Jaxii 0w0 lol I thought that died out
This part came when I was reading.
My love life summed up in 3 sentences lmao
Fricking *MARGRET*
Tag yourself I’m “Bertram is going goth”
😂🙏🙏🙏
I'm, "I have 20 dollars except.. In coins." help
I'm 'u r my pig' 🐖
I’m "going shopping tomorrow with... mi madre! And HER money!"
I’m “he likes to say maybe”
"I was gonna see willy wonka with him"
I hope 13 year old rachel got to enjoy it
nice pic 👌
Now I'm wondering: was the movie playing in on a large screen at some event or was a community theater putting on the play? lol.
Lauren Conrad I believe it could be the Tim Burton film. It released around that time.
I thought you actually grew up with boys named "Bertram", "Jebidiah", "Thaddeus", and "Ethel" for like 8 mins lol XD
Same lol
@me same
Oh.
Genuinely I was like "WHERE did she go to school?? The prairie in 1882? lol"
I did go to school with a Thaddeus too be fair lol
With Shakespearean emotion:
“I have a BF!”
“I heart my BF!”
Beautiful, show stopping, never before seen, the drama, the intrigue
Novalee BRAVO! BRAVO! I MUST COMPOSE A MUSICAL! I mean *cough cough* least a play with my green felt curtains *cough cough Mansfield park cough cough* .
5 stars. Rave reviews from the critics
~Mercutio [act 2 scene 2]
SNUFKIN
Legend has it that 13 year old lady rachel of maksy wrote all of Shakespeare's plays, Legend also says that Shakespeare hasn't recovered since.
"I was looking forward to going to see Willy Wonka with him."
Dodged a bullet there.
😂😂😂😂
This is the bravest thing anyone has ever done on youtube
There’s a huge amount of people who have read their childhood diary on TH-cam.
Joel Formica but as classical literature without cringing?
I agree. I had to thumbs up before it even started just for the courage she had to do this.
indeed
Hailey Stasiak braved than the marines
"Why am I sad? I haven't even asked him yet" sums up my entire teenage years
"I just counted 20 dollars in coins, so I have 20 dollars... but in coins."
That line broke me. I had to pause hdlalshfhdjsla
A tragedy
Bruh I love that bit and idek know why 😂
But that makes it half as valuable! Don’t you see? Now it’s only worth 10 dollars!
BADUM TSSSS
“I counted 20 dollars in coins, so now I have 20 dollars.
*except In coins”*
Its never the same as a dollar bill
Oh the tragedy!
ur pfp just adds to the joke
i laugh so hard just thinking about it lmfao
I have been here way too many times. 🤦♀️🤣
Straight Line: ________________
Broken Line: -----------
Iconic Line: *”Bertram’s Going Goth.”*
The fact that i read this while she does too.
When
Now that's comedy gold
There is a shirt that says "Bertram is going goth" lmfao it took digging: www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/56831245 Ps phone case is best
A W YES. No one’s got my profile pic yet, omg bless you!
"who cares if I'm single? ... I want a pop tart" That's my life in a nutshell 😂
Taehyung in ur pfp matches with ur comment
@@pinkcherry6747 😂💜
😂💜
😂💜
I can’t stop laughing at this comment 🤣
I'm sorry Rachel your diary is literally the plot of wuthering heights
don’t apologize, you’re right
LOL
I'm trying to read Wuthering Heights for the sake of an essay scholarship and because it's my best friend's favorite book
I regret it more every day
@@jebediahhonker-tonker5901 It's Jebediah😂😂😂
pretty much
13 year old Rachel’s love life is a ride
Oh yes 😂😂
Amelia That is,a rollercoaster ride.
Wait,I’m thirteen,have a nonexistent love life,and hate rollercoasters. I think I’m onto something.
Ayy me too
there were so many plot twists it was thrilling
“It will be our one week anniversary tomorrow.”
...
...
“Bertram dumped me yesterday”
Top 10 amime plotwists
Natsue Funayama ye
number 10, a girl is going to have a great day tomorrow, then she gets dumped.
Lmao
Bertram was not ready for that type of commitment 😂
"Bertram's going goth"
The emotions the drama and the epicness
Where is a part 2?
“I told him I like him the way he is but he said he doesn’t” 💔
that's... deep
He doesn't like himself the way he is....lol
I read your comment right when she was reading the sentence. ^^
"tomorrow is our one week anniversary" and "Bertram dumped me yesterday" has the same energy as "atleast they still have their parents" and "their parents are DEAD" from Frozen II
Svea Pearson legit exactly what I thought lmao
The spoiler TT
LITERALLY
“This is my 1 day anniversary” 🤣 I can’t
I laughted so hart
When I finally got a non-official girlfriend:
middle school relationships at their finest
“Sorry im such a pig lol” “u r my pig”
hahoheeha
When I was little my cousin gave me a diary and told me to write in it so I started writing about the walking dead and she was like “no you need to write about boys!” So I started writing about danTDM’s new mod show case I look back at that now and realize how chaotic me and my cousins relationship was.
im speechless 😭
Maybe that's why you got an anime pic n you so damn sleepy
hhahaah thats amazing
We love that. TWD foreverrr☠️❤️
WHY IS THIS THE BEST COMMENT
"I'm so sad, Bertram is going goth." ICONIC!
how does this have 1.1K likes and no comments chilee, anyway 1st comment teehee
There is a shirt that says "Bertram is going goth" lmfao it took digging: www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/56831245 Ps phone case is best
“I would ask him to go to the dance, but he’d say ‘maybe.’ He likes to say ‘maybe.’”
The drama. The emotion. The absolute middle school-ness of it all.
The Tragedy of Maybe,by 13yo Rachel
Am I the only one that thought it was a book, written and published by an author, instead of her actual diary?? Lmao it sounded too wrong to be a real diary
*kiss* so much emotion.
??? Yes indeed! 😄😄
_tea sipping intensifies_
Rachel: "I"m so MAD at Margaret"
Me, an innocent bystander Margaret: "I'm sorry!!!"
Margaret R Pierce my name is Margaret too and this is a rollercoaster of emotions!
@@MM-cz1dw and Margaret R Pierce....What are the odds of three Margaret's? Of course I'm too old for Bertram. LOL
My middle name is Marguerite.... I'll be the weird French Canadian standing in the corner alone.
"Okay, I just counted 20 dollars in coins so I have 20 dollars...except...in coins"
This is literally me trying to process any information 😂
Bertram: "I love you Rachel"
Rachel: "heh?"
Bertram: "j/k"
*me screaming*
Classic quotes:
"To be or not to be, that is the question."
"All the world's a stage, and all the men and women are merely players"
"We are all fools in love"
" *Bertram is going goth* "
Nat Vasch 690 YOU DID IT
I could only think of Bertram from Jessie when she said that
@@lilithmarlobrodeur5830 same
@@lilithmarlobrodeur5830 lmao sameee
@existential Life crisis ah, the sophisticated attire.
Me: I'm such a pig
Him: ur my pig
Who says romance is dead
*my chemical* romance is dead...
@Andrea Elena Deguzman What song?
@@decimatethestars I died alittle when reading this
....Bertram dumped me.....
*R O M A N C E 1 0 0*
My husband once read my old diary when he was supposed to be packing for a move. I knew exactly what he'd done when he came out of our room, wrapped his arms around me, and told me that everything would be okay.
Not sure if it was more from me being a drama queen in my diary, or my childhood was that messed up.
At least he didn't laugh or make fun of you,
He hugged you
💚
“Bertram is going Goth”
“I’m such a pig lol”
“Tomorrow is my 1 week anniversary with Bertram.”
“Bertram dumped me yesterday”
*Top 10 saddest quotes*
1st place:
Bertram: "j/k"
I think he's gonna say no... Well, Jebidaiah did. (How do you spell that name?)
@@frauleinzuckerguss1906 jebidaiah or Bertram?
Emily Dickinson could never
That's 4 quotes
I had a diary for a short time when I was already 17 and it's filled with embarrassing and bad poetry I wrote and I'm constantly talking about my wife, we were best friends at that time. Then my older brother read it out loud in front of her and all his friends. I never wrote a diary again. I'm still embarrassed 14 years later🤣
As someone in a house with barely any privacy, I wrote mine in such a way that if someone read it, I wouldn't feel ashamed.
Thats some Wattpad stuff right there
wife?
@@human2088 "We were best friends at that time"
One good thing about having a HORRIBLE handwriting is you can write anything down. I still have hard time deciphering my own diary entries
That was a wild ride.... Jebidah, Thaddeus and Bertram didn’t deserve you tbh
😂😂😂🙈🙈🙈
She really dodged a bullet, he didn't deserve a 1 day anniversary. hehahoha
@@crypticcorgi8280 Omg 😂😂😂
😭🤣
lol
i wish i could get over boys as fast as thirteen year old you did
Baguettei I love your pfp
500th like 😂👏
relatable
I...is that Leo as your pic?
Bruh ME
"Nobody makes fun of eighth graders."
My teachers making fun of how stupid they act when they pass her classroom
The amount of betrayal I felt when we were told Jebidiah was going to ask out Mabel was astounding.
SPOILERS
HE SAID MAYBE TO HER AND ASKED MABEL * GASP*
“Mabel can Have Jebediah.”
"i'm in his top 8 on myspace" sent me somewhere mentally
“I love him. But he says change is good”
That’s actual literature wtf you saying
i thought the exact same thing at that point xD i was like DAMN thats deep
I know, that line was painfully beauty af
What does that sentence mean? I don’t understand. Does he want Rachel not to love him?
Bella Silberstien Damn...
That’s sarcasm right?
me: mom, can you buy me a shakespeare book?
mom: we have shakespeare at home
shakespeare at home:
👌🏼
LOLLL
BDSJHSHS
Nah this real Shakespeare the other stuff the kind you find at home
Tis' better ten' te' original shakespeare
"Reading my old diary like it's a work of classic literature"?
more like
"Reading my old diary *because* it's a work of classic literature"
xD
✨BEAUTIFUL✨
🅟🅞🅡🅕🅔🅒🅣(◕ᴗ◕✿)
@@brdoflife.5513 yessir
XDD yes
"Had me on the edge of my seat, a thrill ride, full of drama, action, and all beautifully described." -The New York Times
"cool shoes equal good year."
i find no lies here
Young Rachel was full of wisdom
I want a pop tart 😂 such wisdom...
I wonder what kind of shoes those were!
your diary looks like a prop from a disney xd show
😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏
That book actually can fit in liv and maddie's room
I like fattiass, his name is cutw
@@-FreeFreePalestine_ omg yes
For some reason it reminds me of the Burn Book
I have no money left. I'm broke. Okay, I just counted 20 dollars in coins. So now I have 20 dollars. Except in coins.
* deceased *
Edit: randomly came back to the video and saw my comment I'd forgotten about with 5,3k likes. Well okay then 😆
This has 666 likes. Just perfect.
Octobris fr
I read this right as she said it
😂
My life.
the amount of sheer power this girl has to hold in the cringe of her old self while reading the diary is empowering
lol
"He likes to say maybe." -Every male teenager ever.
🤣
i mean yea
Fuck, you don't have to call me out like that
@@ariana51 igioh has been ythe tthe ropaweyq
Omg that is so true lol
Rachel: “I am sorry, I am such a pig.”
Bertram: “You are my pig.”
Shakespeare wish he wrote that.
@I'm annoyed at people these days. I ruined your 6 likes! HaHa!
Witch Bertram the one from Jessie?
@@therealfortunaensperanzana6187 I never knew he was a witch. Burn Him!
Earth woRm Sally that’s what I was thinking!
Lmao when did this comment blow up?
Things I didn’t expect to get emotionally invested in today:
Someone else’s diary from 2005.
Same
Shakespear be like:
"I like you Rachel"
"What"
"Jk"
dIsGusTeD 😂 lol
Romeo: I like you, Juliet
Juliet, after ' dying ' : What
Romeo, about to die : JK
I smell a ATEEZ fan :}
@discusted OMG IM SEEING YOU EVERYWHERE💀
Atiny joined the chat!
WHY DOES THIS SOUND LIKE A WATTPAD STORY Im ded
Hold up-
True
It d o e s
Honestly, most likely because most Wattpad stories are written by tween girls
Hahaha yes
😂 😂
This is so precious. My heart explodes with happiness to remember those tiny moments of half adulthood, half innocence. It’s such a horrible time, yet so incredibly sweet. Hence why I married the ONE boy I didn’t dream about in middle school when we met up as adults 😩🤣
"I'm in his top 8 on Myspace." Ohhhh girl you are IN.
I mean... Forsooth, he doth have feelings for thee.
It standeth to reason, the boy doth pine after thee
Omg I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂
"I'm on his top 8 in Myspace" aah yeah, that's the right way to measure your self worth
For a 13 year old you bet your bottom it is 😂
I literately read that the same time it was on
@@rachelmaksy I-
"My first ever boyfriend EVER" a single quote more moving than the entirety of Wuthering Heights.
"sorry im such a pig...lol"
"you are my pig"
*soo cute*
Its how all the romcom animes start, so maybe-
A classic
The age old question: Team Bertram or Team Jebediah?
B Mo10 team Jacob
Team Thaddeus!
Team Bertram but I don't know "maybe"
😂😂😂
What about Thaddeus?
Team Thaddeus
“And I was really looking forward to seeing Willy Wonka with him.” Felt that. 🤞🏻😩
The Jebidiah arc is one of the most stunning examples of classic literature.
😂😂😂😂
Rachel Maksy thanks for responding! I found your videos last week and fell in love with them, this one had me laughing on the floor! Good job, keep it up! 😄
Took me a while to realize the names were switched out and you didn't actually go to school with kids named Bertram, Jedediah and Thadius...
Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh. That makes significantly more sense.
I was just about to ask if she grew up in one of those super Christian communities or something.
For a hot minute I thought she had escaped from an Amish village.
I legit didn't realize that until the end
@@TheDancingWriter Haha! That's exactly what I was thinking too.
“Nobody makes fun of eighth-graders” *looks dramatically at camera*
Min.?
@@xXOnixDashXx 1:05
Except the 8th grade boys who constantly say, "Did I ask?"
*They deserve it though*
Those kids who when someone says “nobody cares” and then they say “about you”
At my school we call eighth graders "Eightiots" like idiots
“He’s like “what are you doing this weekend?”
“I’m like “nothing”
“He’s like “we should do something”
Riveting.
Ha. I found this comment as she said this.
@@CV-Moore So did I-
I got so invested in this girls 8th grade drama.
“I’m in his top 8 on MySpace” sent me to the moon
"Nobody makes fun of eighth graders."
"Me and Bertram have been going out for six days . . . TOMORROW."
*"Bertram dumped me."*
she wrote down her birthday as if she would forget in the future- i’m DYING
"A ghost of courage took over me" how poetic. My diary at that age was like "My sister hit me again. I think i hate her" LOL
@deluxque Thank you, I'm glad my sad childhood made you laugh :D
@Fucking grass Wow that's great, thanks for sharing. I'm still in awe that poeple really were that deep at that age
Haoheoea
Yes, it was an extremely intense fight. Im uncertain how it resulted in you discovering that you’re apparently a brony, but I suppose that happened!
then again... this was also *hahoheha* so you can't blame yourself too much
She looked like a serious person.
But then, the bloopers...
Much like most K-pop Idols