That banana cutting rubber band trick changed my life. No longer do I have to suffer the inefficiency of knives and the immense carpal tunnel I get from the hours of cutting the banana I pack for lunch!
6:20 Rhett- "Now you might say why don't you just eat your cereal like a dog? But no, no that's not the same" Link- "You're a human don't be stupid" he says with 2 rubber bands and a bent spoon strapped to his face cutting off all circulation making him look like a messed up eagle with his nose as the beak XD Rhett and Link are just a couple of Carolina boys! :) PS your awesome.
btw, thanks so much for the laughs, my 7 year old always asks to watch your show before school, and he asks to watch it when I am sad. Thoughtful and caring for a 7 year old to use gmm to cheer me up when times are very hard, thank you for your show. The laughs you give everyone help tug us through the rough patches. kudos
SorrowfulM // MapleStory Veteran Just one question. How much range do you need for CRA? I want those end game equips but I feel like I'm way too weak to even attempt it.
@rhettandlink _6:53__ _*_Rhett_*_: "Most of the day it's a chin guard."_ *_Link_*_: "Right. Like, boom, I got a spoon!"_ _Shoutout to _*_Russian Hacker_*_! Where you at?? Tbh, I died lmao XD_
Hands down the best most unique and diverse content on youtube. You guys dont copy other channels you guys are genuine. Thankfully I was born and live in the era where I can enjoy this content.
I do believe rubber bands still technically qualify as a machine since they impart force upon another object...they're known as simple machines...a screw is a simple machine that applies force via its helical wrapped thread...
+LukeTome7 Go to red bubble .com. Type in back to the future, and you can do any design on any style shirt, hoodie, etc. it's Awesome. Seriously, it's badass.
Im so satisfied by how smooth they did the switch from Rhett being bound to the chair, then him standing then sitting back down and the bands being back its like theres no cut there
Request from my son, Tristan Penn, age 7, Mississippi:WOULD YOU GUYS PRETTY PLEEEASE DO A SPAGHETTI GAME, WHERE YOU HAVE TO GUESS WHAT MEAT IS IN THE SPAGHETTI??!! Or "will it spaghetti" possibly? Thanks guys, oh and WOW Link, I really did not need that Adam's apple anatomy lesson, omg! Now I know why it's named adam's apple-looks like you were maneuvering a giant apple around in there, looks like you could slice that apple yourself with that thing, ROFLMAO
Oh Nooo I cant open my milk jug, looks like I needa wrap 400 or so runner bands around my milk jug and it will totally be less time consuming than twisting the cap :)
"when i have guests over, I don’t like to get their cooties on my stuff, so i cover the whole house." Rhett, the example for having guests over.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I smoked for twenty years and now I have to pee out my left earlobe." Link after 10 minutes of good posture.
Will it Tea?
put weird foods in a tea bag and brew it.
YES!!!
+Truth Speaker gotta boil your comment for safety
pepper teabags
yes
nice
I swear are they the only youtubers that don't make clickbait videos.
Alan Bulfeda brave wilderness
Alan Bulfeda oml yasssssss
julien solomita doesn't use clickbait!! :D
Alan Bulfeda search up a guy named HarshlyCritical
Muriday true
“I think I’m gonna faint and be stuck up like this” 😂😂😂😂😂 that whole part had me getting abs
Business with the hands, pleasure with the spoon.
-Link 2016
Andrei Borodaenko also said by the first person to mastebate
i love how impractical all of these are
Yep
congrats! you're a true gmm fan
The apple one is actually kinda useful. The rest are completely useless.
they're not impractical, they're mythical
Blake Fry Down*
That banana cutting rubber band trick changed my life. No longer do I have to suffer the inefficiency of knives and the immense carpal tunnel I get from the hours of cutting the banana I pack for lunch!
6:20 Rhett- "Now you might say why don't you just eat your cereal like a dog? But no, no that's not the same" Link- "You're a human don't be stupid" he says with 2 rubber bands and a bent spoon strapped to his face cutting off all circulation making him look like a messed up eagle with his nose as the beak XD Rhett and Link are just a couple of Carolina boys! :) PS your awesome.
...yep.
noah howard Yeah, that’s the joke. We all saw it.
They are such dads 😂
You're *
Will it Oreo?
This is where the filling of the Oreo is changed.
YAAAAS
+Annie Srouy THAT WOULD *ROCK*
could be cool....
lets talk about that!!!
Peanutbutter...
yeah idk anything else that works
yes
Hold up! Was that milk boiled for safety?
nope!
OMG LOL
The rubber bands weren't either
+Hayden Brock It was Pasteurized, which is basically the milk equivalent, so yes it was.
+Hayden Brock Yes.
"business with the hands, pleasure with the spoon" Lmao
rip
+Erik Arustamyan Lhh ikr
I was gonna say that, PLEASURE WITH THE SPOON. wowwww, link. Wow. 🍽
No.
+OmgItsFluttershy eeek rikka takanashi chan
For the banana slice(2nd one) imagine seeing someone at lunch do that😂😂😂
(2nd one) for all the people who don't know what a banana is
@@realsambot and also helping us understand the very complicated joke
Its so painful to watch
I go to an Australian public school I’ve seen that before
GUYS THE RUBBER BANDS WERENT BOILED FOR SAFETY
At least the toothbrush was boiled for safety
Boiled???
+Huntress Cruz it's a reference to the fish bait episode.
+Huntress Cruz you're not a real mythical beast
Truly could dieeeeee :0
gmm 1000 should be a hour long
Second Like
+Sags Mcgee gmm 1000 should be boiled for safety
+greenworks bleach drink your profile pic
***** but if i drink myself. its cannibalism.
Live stream it
btw, thanks so much for the laughs, my 7 year old always asks to watch your show before school, and he asks to watch it when I am sad. Thoughtful and caring for a 7 year old to use gmm to cheer me up when times are very hard, thank you for your show. The laughs you give everyone help tug us through the rough patches. kudos
+Reachingfor12thD You say that right after they did the episode with the pig anus ;3
The part with the posture rubber bands had me dying. Funniest video I've seen by GMM so far. Good stuff.
Next buzzfeed video: Best rubber band life hacks.
OMG 😂😂😂😂
Oh i see what you did there
+Nameera Tanveer what?
buzzfeed is trash.
+Steven Smith after Rhett and link made a video chicken nugget taste test - the same day buzzfeed did to
Who needs blood circulation when you got great posture!!
😂
Put that on a t-shirt
amen
+Tanner Kelsey i like your profile. is it captain Jack Sparrow??
lol
3:07 Banana in Rhett's hair
Gross..
Omg that's what I put
I thought I was the only one who noticed that 😅
+Brian Jones 3:17 banana on Link's nose
Banana in Rhett's mouth. Wait what.
"I think I'm losing a lot of blood"
"You're not losing any, its just all down here" 💀
11:56, when you haven't seen bae in a week....
I was thinking the exact same thing lol
+Oliver Osborn AHAHAHAHAAHAH
LMAO
+Hidden Talent Dys = dill yourself ( it means turn yourself into a dill pickle.)
That's gonna be me cuz I won't see my gf in 2 or 3 months when school finishes
You could've just tied one loop around the banana and pulled and it would've cut through
That's what I was thinking
Or a knife, that might work too
+Vilious nah fam
+Ethan Cryder or ... you know , you could just bite it ...
+Loco “Mrloco” Stark Ugh Who Does That It Is So 1 Million Years Ago
9:16 I completely lost it... so much cringing.
6:25 I busted out laughing when he said...
"Your human don't be stupid"
With that on a face!!!😂😂😂
LMFAO that posture part was hilarious
Hey Sorrowful huge fan! Wasn't expecting to see you here :D
maor aroubas Haha awesome man! Thanks for stopping to say hey :D
+SorrowfulM // MapleStory Veteran Didn't know you watched GMM vids. Thanks for the advice on reboot. I'm having a lot of fun!
Mr. Awesome Ayy haha no problem man :) GMM is freakin' awesome! I binge watched about 300 of their videos haha :P Glad you're enjoying Reboot ~
SorrowfulM // MapleStory Veteran Just one question. How much range do you need for CRA? I want those end game equips but I feel like I'm way too weak to even attempt it.
2:58 - 3:14 just shut your eyes and listen 😂😂
omg lollolll
......
Im dying😂 "Its like playing a stand up bass!"
Shinigami Trash haha
wow
That one part with Links Adam's apple and the rubber band was gross!
+Shelly11716 But all people have have Adam's apples...
I was told girl's don't have them
+Shelly11716 Something involving peuberty means guys get them faster than women.
alright then, thnx for the education xD
+Shelly11716 my sister does
"Totally fresh, totally apple" - Rhett 2016
"The other legs have hands on them" - Link 2016
Totally iconic😂👌
Also, "Its a hard banana"- Rhett 2016
Close your eyes and listen at 8:28 - 8:49.....sorry
omf
Okay grand-ma😹😹😹
Lets not forget about the WHOLE milk scene...
+Kajzizz "Grandma is that you?......OHHHHghhhghghhhhh yeah"
eeewww that was sooo wird
WiRd
just a jug of milk......just a jug of milk.......just a jug of milk..........(shivers in corner)
letasia kemp (thinks of The Milk Fic and then gets disturbed.)
(Starts rocking and then whispers “why”)
@@LucifersLittleDemon666 nobody knows who you're talking about, we don't care about your friends, sorry
@oh wurd why do people like you on youtube have to be so negative
11:37 Money shot!
eepdups is a very guud ya?
brazzer logo plz
+Olivier Tremblay xD
+andrew corrigan og mudbone
Idubbztv
I swear the goozle part gets me everytime.
someone needs to edit out the milk jug in the thumbnail and then show it to me
No pls
+Hepatyrus it's no thank you
yes thank you
+Drake “Drakonscale” Notingale I don't understand
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡~) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
I felt so uncomfortBle watching when you put rubber bands on your Adams apple
Hi Hello i dont think ANYONE was comfortable. That freaked me the folklore outta me
I found the smoker hole joke more gross
That made me laugh so hard,I’m tearing up and peed a little and almost threw up
Magma Picklez ever heard of typos
The question is, where these these rubber bands boiled for safety?
yes
Yes they are
Absolutely, also this comment was boiled for safety
Take your your last initial
lmao
I'm wearing Bluetooth headphones and he made me feel bad when they said nobody likes the jerk with the Bluetooth headphones
Same 😂😂
I'm watching with my Bluetooth headphones now
@@crybabysarmy2350 same
That milk was boiled for safety
LIES
+Helda Gabuco it could've been worse if it wasn't boiled
+Helda Gabuco you're new to here I guess
WHAT IS THAT FROM?
+Furdonkulous It's from the fish bait episode
That toothbrush was boiled for safety.
+Sabrina Ormsbee Mike Hawk was boiled for safety
+Sabrina Ormsbee Crew boils everything...
+BadShotGaming YT was boiled for safety
+_Fallout_Legend_ _ Google was boiled for safety
+Dari Elfstrőm XD
My mind was boiled for safety
That money shot at 11:45 tho
+MyThundermuffin MMMM MONEY SHOTT
Gibby Ethridge U homophobic ?
+Ray Wellington because grammar
9:13
Im screaming
9:13-9:18, I cannot unsee that...
ThatOneGamer 07 omg noo
Rhett's reaction to that was relatable
ThatOneGamer 07 yeah
9:17
Ugh that milk looked like *comment removed by TH-cam*
+SuperNautical Omg 😂
*THIS COMMENT IS ONLY AVAILABLE TO TH-cam PREMIUM USERS*
This comment is only available in supply drops
Really?
+Aged Blaze lol
Oh my gosh 1:54 was hilarious "You don't eat that that's the core!" *throws*😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
link’s shirt looks like a niche meme
"Pleasure with the spoon"
-Link 2k16
xD
"It's a hard banana"
+🌸Passion_petals🌸 why does everybody have to be so dirty
Cuz we are dirty got a problem with it then ignore it and leave y
+Eva Holcman BVB!
Listen from 11:48 - 12:15 with your eyes closed. xD
+TheJJGamer "aaaahhh" XD Oml
12:00
Ha nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gotta go jackoff now
+TheJJGamer "It was like a cannon of milk!" LMFAO
+TheJJGamer Im dying XD
omg the amount of dirty jokes going through my head when the milk exploded haha
Same xD
+mike knite YASS!
FINALLY! Someone said it! I thought the same thing lmfaooo
Me too! XD
that was what we call the money shot
@rhettandlink _6:53__ _*_Rhett_*_: "Most of the day it's a chin guard."_
*_Link_*_: "Right. Like, boom, I got a spoon!"_
_Shoutout to _*_Russian Hacker_*_! Where you at?? Tbh, I died lmao XD_
11:45 Brazzers moment
Put a brazzers logo in the bottom light and done
Lmao
Lol and Rhett said "get it while it's fresh " XD
+Meme Man big up meme man putting in some work
+Meme Man yaaas
The milk ejaculation bit was funny 😂
And, "milk ejaculation," was not...
Reminded me of a porno i saw a few years ago
It was too fking funny XD
Mudya Faisal Reminded me of The Milk Fic. That fic was disturbing.
sneakyMCR Howlter NOT THE MILK FIC ASDFGHJKL
If you play an upright bass like that then you will be forcibly removed from the orchestra
Funnnnnnyyyy
And then a big band will immediately hire you
😂
I know!
Unfortunately nobody cares, please grow up
Hands down the best most unique and diverse content on youtube. You guys dont copy other channels you guys are genuine. Thankfully I was born and live in the era where I can enjoy this content.
any one else watching old episodes on the hiatus
yesXD
Not really a hiatus since they do it twice a year and for a decided amount of time. But ok.
Hi wow
What's hiatus?
hiatus is like a pause or break
were those rubber bands boiled for safety?
Ha
Why do I see this everywhere?!?
Look for a video where they make food out of Play-Doh. Then, you'll see the light
It was in the fish bait taste taste video...
Ur face pic thangy is EPIC
"my brain is not working anymore"
me in math😂
xD
me in english
What brain?
me in everything
Me in all subjects
I do believe rubber bands still technically qualify as a machine since they impart force upon another object...they're known as simple machines...a screw is a simple machine that applies force via its helical wrapped thread...
Johnny Cliche
Didn’t understand half of your comment
Calm down nerd
Neeeeeeeeeerd
69 likes
9:14 ewww lol
grossss
Nastyyyyyy
Omg nasty D:
Ikr
+Ghosts619 he was boiled for safety
I LOVE Link's shirt! It's so awesome! Great Scott!!!
#backtothefuture
Yeah me too! Love back to the future and I really want that shirt!!! Does anyone know where to find it??
+LukeTome7 try eBay or Amazon
+LukeTome7 Go to red bubble .com. Type in back to the future, and you can do any design on any style shirt, hoodie, etc. it's Awesome. Seriously, it's badass.
Yeah I am pretty great
Thumbnail looks like something for Brazzers ..
😂😂😂😂😂😂
+J Groove Damn I was about to write the exact same thing!
+J Groove wow. i just looked at it again and burst out in laughter! cheer :)
+Vibinator same
So true 😆😆😆😆
"Business with the hand, pleasure with the spoon."
Ok
"It's a hard banana" -Rhett 2016
+ᅚ ᅚ ᅚ ᅚ no
+🌸Passion_petals🌸
2:30
LOL
┬┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬
heh XD
"pleasure with the spoon" -Link 2016
At what time?
Dabbing Squidward it was a joke u calamari
6:37
Fiona Smith My comment was a joke too.
Hehe...saladfingers
I'd really like to see Link's closet, all these shirts, I bet they're all organized so perfectly too 😵 graphic tee goals
I like that idea of rubberbands around the milk, as soon as Rhett opened it, it was like a cannon.
they used rubbers and link still got squirted on
...
that sounds wrong.
ABrighterDarkness that's the point
Steamy
lmaoo
What has our world come to hahaha
Did anyone else think today was Thursday because of the title of this video?!?!😂
yes!
No
No not really 😅
+Charley Tennen Why would milk make me think it was thursday?
me too!
What the hell was in their coffee that morning?
Milk (that was obviously open with 400 rubber bands)
I think it was cocaine instead of caffeine 😂
***** indeed (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Maverick Lineage COCKatrice milk
HE NEED SOME MILK
you're only watching this video because you're waiting for season 10
Sadly true 😂
Yeah, I miss season 9
so true
Yup
your are a genius! Because I am
"its a hard banana."
D:
If ya know im sayin
As a stand up bass player, I can confirm that that is exactly what it is like.
As another standup bass player, I can agree with that statement.
+Natalie W As someone who does not play standup bass I can not confirm nor refute that statement.
As both a stand up and electric bass player, I can also confirm.
When I play the stand up bass I don't get tired
i am also a bass player and comfirm this
12:01 😰😱 Aahhhhaaahhh his scream 😂😂
My life motto: "Business with the hands, pleasure with the spoon." - Link Neal 2016
2:55 I was on another tab and just heard it.
😂
XD
Lol
:P
lol
"we walk on two legs for a reason, cause these other two legs got hands on em" XD I cracked up
Im so satisfied by how smooth they did the switch from Rhett being bound to the chair, then him standing then sitting back down and the bands being back its like theres no cut there
Those rubber bands were boiled for safety.
Ok it's getting old now.
+Maia Epps your comment was boiled for safety.
+Ethan Wait CANT BOIL EXPLOSIONS YOU F****NG DUMBASS! TORGUE!
+Sharc Blazer I wish your language had been boiled for safety.
This is going out of control!!
Request from my son, Tristan Penn, age 7, Mississippi:WOULD YOU GUYS PRETTY PLEEEASE DO A SPAGHETTI GAME, WHERE YOU HAVE TO GUESS WHAT MEAT IS IN THE SPAGHETTI??!! Or "will it spaghetti" possibly? Thanks guys, oh and WOW Link, I really did not need that Adam's apple anatomy lesson, omg! Now I know why it's named adam's apple-looks like you were maneuvering a giant apple around in there, looks like you could slice that apple yourself with that thing, ROFLMAO
Listen to 2:58 through 3:15 with your eyes closed😕
XD AHHHH
That was weird
LOL
+Jack Corrigan not gross at all
LMAO 😂
9:14 ew...that's so fricking awesome Link!
"TᕼᗩᑎKᔕ ᖴOᖇ ᕼᗩᐯIᑎG ᗰE ᖇᕼETT, I ᗯOᑌᒪᗪ ᖇEᗩᒪᒪY ᒪIKE ᗩ GᗩᒪᒪOᑎ Oᖴ ᗰIᒪK Iᑎ ᗰY ᖴᗩᑕE." - ᒪIᑎK
Oh Nooo I cant open my milk jug, looks like I needa wrap 400 or so runner bands around my milk jug and it will totally be less time consuming than twisting the cap :)
Rubber * whoops dont mind that
lol yep, pretty much!
THATS THE ART OF GMM
lol
+William Garcia its just for fun you party pooper lol
Hopefully the milk was boiled for safety
WHAT IS THIS FROM
+cwdcubing the episode where they eat bait
haha
Rubber bands were boiled for safety
The Phone was to.
I hope these never stop making videos... they deserve every penny they make from TH-cam
11:38
"I only hang out with boys because it is less drama"
"when i have guests over, I don’t like to get their cooties on my stuff, so i cover the whole house." Rhett, the example for having guests over.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
At 9:13 i could barely look, who else couldn't look either?
me ewe!
hey
I just looked away from my phone lol
right here with that one
I actually had trouble watching that
9:21 Don't be like me... I absolutely lost it at the smoker bit. Idk why but good lord I haven't wheezed that hard in awhile
"It's a hard banana" Rhett 2k26
2k16*
Or easier foolproof way 2016
+Juan Diego Quinto😢
+Deimer Ibarra 😱
xD
are we still boiling for safety
+seidimeow lmao
yes
+seidimeow I guess the toothbrush is!
+Karen Brink Hooray for boiling for safety! ;p
I believe so
This reply was boiled for safety
Link looks like Billy Crystal with the rubber bands around his face.
Lol
😂😂😂😂 I thought he looked like Nash Grier 😂😂
Tia Owens Lol, yeah that too.
+Benjamin DeLaughter hello
+Benjamin DeLaughter He looks like ShamWOW guy!
"We walk on 2 legs for a reason, because your other legs have hands on them" 😂😂😂
"It's a hard banana"
+Lily Dane lol
i just realised that lol
"Look at your banana."
"Sorry I missed your face.." 😏
That's not Derty at all ( o J o )
I won't miss your face
+Eric Ibarra chill
+DRAGONITE GAMING yeah he need to chill 😂😂😂
i'm sure i won't miss your face with my milk..
go from 8:31 to 8:47 with your eyes closed
umcdiamondz bro omg LOL
umcdiamondz bro i
"Grandma, is that you?" 😂😂
umcdiamondz bro No. Go from 9:12 to 9:26
Kaitlyn Brown r
6:48 DAAAANGGGG HE GOT A LONG TONGUE
So early!
*This cannon has been boiled for safety
That's so funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
+Twenty Øne Piløts nice shirt!
This joke is getting lamer and lamer
😂
+Atticus Guillory fat
watching rhett throw white stuff in link mouth while he enjoys it
No.
Liquid white stuff
+Dontez Morris Beware of bukake
Fanfics are coming to life...
+Dontez Morris boiled for safety
do you know how easy it would be to put a censor bar where the milk jug is
7:58 I'm laughing so hard at all the grunts, moans, heavy breaths, and dad noises.