I interviewed God and I don't think he has friends
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ก.ย. 2024
- Here's a silly little comedy sketch I wrote, mainly from my hatred of snails. I legit have a phobia and this was hard to edit lol. The idea that someone designed snails is insane, and they say that God is your friend - I would not want someone who invented an animal that weird as my friend. I also don't think you would either. Hope you find this funny :) Much love to all and I hope you have a lovely day
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"You can be a painter and just not start off with a self portrait."
I weirdly really like this analogy.
It just HAD to ruin your cabbages, there is no other way
Not MY CABBAGES
“My CABBAGES!!” - cabbage merchant from Avatar the Last Airbendrr
Love Jesus in the background
you made me look around to notice him hahaha
Why does Jesus look like Wendigoon in a robe lol
where
@@johnsheridan61130:10 just to the left of his face
He looked like wendigoon
giggling so hard at this. him saying "you can be a painter and just not start with a self portrait" was so grounded that the return to the subject of the skit was even better lmaoo him asking if the interviewer wants to watch a movie 😭 great pacing, and it was played /refreshingly/ straight. recently, ive been watching a lot of material that makes me laugh out of secondhand embarrassment (like the office) or because loud = funny (like a lot of markiplier's stuff). that humour isn't bad, but this skit is really refreshing in that context. i kinda needed this :) i enjoy snails but i can ABSOLUTELY understand why others would hate them. they're weird and gross. and i love them. but nobody else has to LOL great skit
Everyone should like snails, I stand no apologism for snail-dislikers
@@AnAdequateViolinist lol
Hmm I get the feeling you would be stuck for several weeks if you found joel haver's channel
THIS IS WHY THE MONKS ALWAYS DREW SNAILS!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I keep clicking on and off tbis because I don’t have the emotional bandwidth at 1am to watch the entire thing and experience it so I’m doing this to support you because you deserve it. Don’t get discouraged man, and I wish u all the best in everything u choose to do
Thanks for the laffs
this sketch is here whenever you feel like watching it. I appreciate the comment because it helps!
honey it’s only 2 minutes long 😭
@@taylorrosepole some days are just like that
God has ADHD
To quote Sigma from Overwatch:
“How can one focus when viewing the infinite universe?”
" - Sorry, i get so easily distracted
- You don't need to apologize..
- Sorry
- 😑"
i love how accurately he portrayed it but i hate how much i can relate to this 🥲
He got a massive hyperfixation on battles partway through
Makes sense. The guy created the universe in 7 days and did nothing for 14 billion years.
That makes a lot of sense
i had a dream something similar to this happened😭
Your dream just came true, I guess lol 😂
this video genuinely helped me calm down from one of the worst mental breakdowns and now whenever i feel overwhelmed i can’t stop thinking about snails. i don’t know if that’s a good or bad thing but i appreciate it
As a snail I think it's a good thing.
@@Eggscargot well thank you sir snail
So that's why he made the angels instead of hanging out with the outer deities ?
is that the garden of Eden. You're telling me theres just a wire fence around it
it's a park bro
@@LukasArnold1Nu uh
what a dig at snails :( he did them dirty
When they said I was made in Gods image I didn’t consider the adhd to be part of that package lol all makes sense now
I like the implication that snails exist outside the laws of physics, but the laws of physics are dependent on the snail
My cabbages!! 🥬 🐌
I would 100% go watch a movie with God though
Humans devised a hypothetical of being immortal at the condition of escaping a snail forever:
Does that make snails the Alpha and Omega?
Oh, if we figure out that snails or some other invertebrate are the missing link...
the world was obviously made for snails and crabs! cant believe we're just noticing.
Makes sense that Lukas is God, his best friend is Gabby.
I def was made in this God's image :) very accurate, will talk this one out with my therapist. Great video!
I do love snails
Whoever's editing these deserves credit - just the right amount of silly memes and crap. Really great work. Keep it up.
me
As a snail, I've always known God was on my side.
Bros so lonely:(
Lmao neurodivergent God
that was for sure something
Counter this atheists!
I love your videos
This is hilarious
Fabulous
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