I interviewed God and I don't think he has friends

Here's a silly little comedy sketch I wrote, mainly from my hatred of snails. I legit have a phobia and this was hard to edit lol. The idea that someone designed snails is insane, and they say that God is your friend - I would not want someone who invented an animal that weird as my friend. I also don't think you would either. Hope you find this funny :) Much love to all and I hope you have a lovely day
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[@Spectralyzed]

"You can be a painter and just not start off with a self portrait."
I weirdly really like this analogy.

[@spokeinlilac]

It just HAD to ruin your cabbages, there is no other way

[@A_Rose_From_Concrete]

Not MY CABBAGES

[@Kiwi-Birb15]

“My CABBAGES!!” - cabbage merchant from Avatar the Last Airbendrr

[@ExpiredBakedBean]

Love Jesus in the background

[@baegelandcheese4431]

you made me look around to notice him hahaha

[@columbogaming4786]

Why does Jesus look like Wendigoon in a robe lol

[@johnsheridan6113]

where

[@wayworner]

@@johnsheridan61130:10 just to the left of his face

[@HadesR-lt3jx]

He looked like wendigoon

[@cloudbrooksalt]

giggling so hard at this. him saying "you can be a painter and just not start with a self portrait" was so grounded that the return to the subject of the skit was even better lmaoo him asking if the interviewer wants to watch a movie 😭 great pacing, and it was played /refreshingly/ straight. recently, ive been watching a lot of material that makes me laugh out of secondhand embarrassment (like the office) or because loud = funny (like a lot of markiplier's stuff). that humour isn't bad, but this skit is really refreshing in that context. i kinda needed this :) i enjoy snails but i can ABSOLUTELY understand why others would hate them. they're weird and gross. and i love them. but nobody else has to LOL great skit

[@AnAdequateViolinist]

Everyone should like snails, I stand no apologism for snail-dislikers

[@cloudbrooksalt]

@@AnAdequateViolinist lol

[@SJNaka101]

Hmm I get the feeling you would be stuck for several weeks if you found joel haver's channel

[@VTPPGLVR]

THIS IS WHY THE MONKS ALWAYS DREW SNAILS!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@theprodigalson4003]

I keep clicking on and off tbis because I don’t have the emotional bandwidth at 1am to watch the entire thing and experience it so I’m doing this to support you because you deserve it. Don’t get discouraged man, and I wish u all the best in everything u choose to do
Thanks for the laffs

[@LukasArnold1]

this sketch is here whenever you feel like watching it. I appreciate the comment because it helps!

[@taylorrosepole]

honey it’s only 2 minutes long 😭

[@hiwaga7399]

​@@taylorrosepole some days are just like that

[@johnb3587]

God has ADHD

[@antonoid2764]

To quote Sigma from Overwatch:
“How can one focus when viewing the infinite universe?”

[@Novakid191]

" - Sorry, i get so easily distracted
- You don't need to apologize..
- Sorry
- 😑"
i love how accurately he portrayed it but i hate how much i can relate to this 🥲

[@justseffstuff3308]

He got a massive hyperfixation on battles partway through

[@johnacetable7201]

Makes sense. The guy created the universe in 7 days and did nothing for 14 billion years.

[@eksprolek2924]

That makes a lot of sense

[@kayunuz]

i had a dream something similar to this happened😭

[@maryamshaaban74]

Your dream just came true, I guess lol 😂

[@serotonin_rotz]

this video genuinely helped me calm down from one of the worst mental breakdowns and now whenever i feel overwhelmed i can’t stop thinking about snails. i don’t know if that’s a good or bad thing but i appreciate it

[@Eggscargot]

As a snail I think it's a good thing.

[@serotonin_rotz]

@@Eggscargot well thank you sir snail

[@emeros8631]

So that's why he made the angels instead of hanging out with the outer deities ?

[@unknown70000]

is that the garden of Eden. You're telling me theres just a wire fence around it

[@LukasArnold1]

it's a park bro

[@nohathere]

​@@LukasArnold1Nu uh

[@szigetizita2698]

what a dig at snails :( he did them dirty

[@libertybell5876]

When they said I was made in Gods image I didn’t consider the adhd to be part of that package lol all makes sense now

[@dannyboi4458]

I like the implication that snails exist outside the laws of physics, but the laws of physics are dependent on the snail

[@ParadoxProblems]

My cabbages!! 🥬 🐌

[@fakeskyler2305]

I would 100% go watch a movie with God though

[@baustin_cooks]

Humans devised a hypothetical of being immortal at the condition of escaping a snail forever:
Does that make snails the Alpha and Omega?

[@cymtastique]

Oh, if we figure out that snails or some other invertebrate are the missing link...

[@tired_introvert6299]

the world was obviously made for snails and crabs! cant believe we're just noticing.

[@chewiecheshire7973]

Makes sense that Lukas is God, his best friend is Gabby.

[@danielmeza5098]

I def was made in this God's image :) very accurate, will talk this one out with my therapist. Great video!

[@charlottegrace6656]

I do love snails

[@StraveTube]

Whoever's editing these deserves credit - just the right amount of silly memes and crap. Really great work. Keep it up.

[@LukasArnold1]

me

[@Eggscargot]

As a snail, I've always known God was on my side.

[@woly9035]

Bros so lonely:(

[@justvibin1447]

Lmao neurodivergent God

[@HD-os1ze]

that was for sure something

[@victorford1412]

Counter this atheists!

[@elizip5132]

I love your videos

[@auroraj8987]

This is hilarious

[@mobilematthew]

Fabulous

[@KnightRaymund]

Um....