I just wanted to let you know how happy you make me Jessi! I am being bullied at my school and I get into lots of arguments, lots of trouble my attendance is really low and I've been in hospital for two weeks with pneumonia and have been recovering from that, but whenever I see your videos I forget about everything and you really do make me laugh! best wishes from the UK and thankyou so much for making me happy❤️
I got Pneumonia on my birthday when i was turning 7.. Thankfully i recovered❤️❤️ Im sorry about all your trouble in life but I promise it will get Better💜 Best of luck mate💜💜
+JessiSmiles I'm just confused how people have the energy to stalk enough to find out....I don't have that kind of energy....I REALLY do wanna know though haha
This is like, my 4th video of yours I'm watching and I gotta say, your personality is so amazing and makes me feel you are telling ME personally, the story, and I love that. it's amazing that you, and a small percentage of other youtubers, can make the viewers feel like they are personally there. thanks for being there for so many people, Jessi.
Lol I was thinking that, too. I love Shane. When she was describing the pizza hiding situation in her pizza disaster video, she totally reminded me of Shane
Wow! You are so inspiring and TBH my role model💖 After what you went through, you're still happy and you live a happy life, no longer listening to the hate of ignorant people. You may not have millions of subs (like you deserve) but you just got one more, you're hilarious, amazing, and not to mention pretty, thank you for gracing us with your inspiring, and hilarious vids. Much love to you, Jessi
+Sabrine Khelifati I've tried :( lol they make you put in a number it wouldn't let me do one with just an email. Idk if I am just an idiot and can't figure it out but UGH
why wouldn't you tell the uber driver that ur friend threw up? /: Isn't it someone's PERSONAL car that they use to drive people around?? Since your friend threw up, the uber driver probably couldn't drive more people that night/ no more money that night... really inconsiderate if you ask me...
I am seriously amazed by all the similar experiences I share with Jessi! My Uber account was also hacked just recently! My ex-boyfriend, who knew ALL of the passwords to pretty much EVERY single account I had at the time (email, Facebook, Chase bank, etc.), downloaded the Uber app on his new phone (a phone which I bought for him the day before we broke up!), signed onto my account, and then proceeded to use it for rides--rides which I paid for! I was lucky enough to catch him after his second trip. The idiot had forgotten that since I was also logged into my account on my own phone, I was alerted to the ordering of the Uber via text messaging! Nice try, Bradley!!
i think the guy that was using her account on his phone thought that he couldn't log out of the app so he just changed all of the information of the account to his so he could use it
I found his password to every single website he's ever gone on, his name, his number, his family's names, every single place he's ever lived in, his grades in every single grade, the names of every single person he's dated and the type of his phone. BOOM!
+Dracon Souta De Souto why did u spend your time doing that when she doesn't care about it and you could go to jail for that because its an invasion of privacy
It's a school night, late as fuck, and I'm binge watching your storytimes and laughing my ass off bc holy shitballs i love you sm and these are all amazing and your highlighter slays my life fuck me up
You should have wwwwaaayyyyyy more subscribers than you already have I love your videos they are hilarious when I'm sad I will watch you and I will feel better
You. Are. Amazing! I love how real you are and your son is so cute! Quick question..do you like giraffes? Odd question, I KNOW. I'm just obsessed with them and I noticed that you call Noah your little giraffe and your outro has them too. :)
The first time I saw u was on Alx's channel and from that moment I knew u were funny af so I subscribed to u. You are hilarious and continue to make me laugh in every video
So your friend puked in a car and you all lied and covered it up so you got banned. How is that whole story about someone hacking into your account has anything to do with you being banned?
I SWEAR RIGHT NOW THAT YOU ARE RELATED TO MY FRIEND. I'VE SEEN SO MANY VIDEOS AND I SWEAR SOMEHOW YOU ARE RELATED. YOU LOOK, SPEAK, ACT THE EXACT SAME WAYYYYYYY. WHAT THE FCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
"honestly i don't think he's a bad guy but really like i hate him" ok if that isn't me on every level
i'm obsessed with you
me too b. me too
+Timmy Timato aren't we all
i love u tommy tomato
Me too Timmy.. Me too... Ps. I love your videos :) I watch you and Karina a lot
.
"With a quill and some paper and shove it up my ass" That got me good
Nina Sperry same but I was in the same room as my parents so I couldn't lmao
hold on. how do you not have at least 1M subscribers??? like what
ikr
Exactly what I was thinking
Ikr she is like Jenna Marbles
+Gianna Vianello Jenna used to be funny until she became a sell out
Ikr! I just found her and she's AMAZING😍😂😂
Why am I just now binge watching your story times😂😂
I bet he was already banned from Uber himself so he used yours.
I should be asleep, but this is way better!
same
Same
Yeah duh
Thank God someone else
Same 😂
literally binge watching your storytimes, they're making my night xD
I just wanted to let you know how happy you make me Jessi! I am being bullied at my school and I get into lots of arguments, lots of trouble my attendance is really low and I've been in hospital for two weeks with pneumonia and have been recovering from that, but whenever I see your videos I forget about everything and you really do make me laugh! best wishes from the UK and thankyou so much for making me happy❤️
+Bugaboo Love Bird thank-you so much, I'm mainly recovered now but I am still quite underweight, it's so nice of you to say
Stay strong! The best things in life are yet to come 😊😊😊
It gets better dude! don't worry:)!
I got Pneumonia on my birthday when i was turning 7.. Thankfully i recovered❤️❤️ Im sorry about all your trouble in life but I promise it will get Better💜 Best of luck mate💜💜
+Maddy Treece how's everything going? You alright?
I feel like I'm going on an adventure every time I watch your videos :P
you and drew monson would be such a funny collab!!!!!!!
M
tru
omg i just commented this
Wow yes. I would love that.
They're my two favorite youtubers
"I didn't get an official breakup letter" so basically uber ghosted you
Pretty sure Gabbie was the one that puked lol
hahahaha
Omg probably
Hahaha omg wouldn't be surprised
That's who I thought of too😂
PROTIP
Who else is scrolling through the comments to find the guys name
Who is going thru the comments to find the guys name.......
OVD meeeeee😂
OVD meee
me too :D
OVD MEH
OMFG MEE
i just had to stop the vid and go see the comments on the pshyco lady one too know who she was!
+maria andrea I deleted most of the comments saying her name but if you find her on Vine......just prepare yourself
+JessiSmiles I'm just confused how people have the energy to stalk enough to find out....I don't have that kind of energy....I REALLY do wanna know though haha
Nettie Merritt same here hahaha
JessiSmiles hahahaha i dont use vine anymore really but that was just me being a chismosa
first
why is it so hard for everyone to spell the word psycho?
Like a ton of bricks, like a ton of your ugly hats 😉 I get you jessi 😂
Why who is it
Who is it??
Hannah Margaret I think it's anwar
or C-Lo
its probably logan
"Might as well just write them a letter with some quill and some paper and stick it on my ass" omg i fucking lost it at this point
Same 😂
Why do you not have 1 mill sub's yet?! you're amazing
Who else spent ages to pause at 5:53 to read it? 😂
*5:43
+Little Char ME
What did it say?
+Mary Heartlein it said "hehehehe get it"
+halee conley yep I figured that out after an hour of going back and trying to pause on that exact spot😂
I LOL'ed!!!! @ the write shit with a quill and stick it on my ass 😂😂😂😂 I'm done! Love you JESS
Sometimes you sound like MirandaSings lol. I love your videos.
This is like, my 4th video of yours I'm watching and I gotta say, your personality is so amazing and makes me feel you are telling ME personally, the story, and I love that. it's amazing that you, and a small percentage of other youtubers, can make the viewers feel like they are personally there. thanks for being there for so many people, Jessi.
wait can someone tell me who the phsyco lady is
defdiz
+T Dz addresses it in what comments? lol i wanna see the vines she made of her
+tactical fatty (MATTYBOY) jeaah me too
+tactical fatty (MATTYBOY) me too! Lmao I'm so nosey
+Brian Carter just tried to see the vines and I guess she deleted everything? help!
I love how all your crazy stories start with "hey guys.." 😂😂😂
7:49 "cuz it was just a quick bwegh" I crack up at that part EVERY. FUCKIN. TIME 😂
Jessi trying to explain the size of the vomit....YOU HAD ME CRYING 😂
Jessi is literally my favourite youtuber I love the way she describes things 😂
Im literally hearing all your stories while I do my makeup, you are amazing girl
Um.. I need makeup tutorials from these past two looks! Please and thank you ❤️
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEED AFTER A LONG ASS DAY OF WORK AND SCHOOL THANK YOU MY QUEEN 😍💕💕💕
Ugh agreeeeeeed
I have been binge watching your videos since yesterday. Literally obsessed.
Jessi makeup is goals 👌🏼😻
i feel like she's talking about Chris Melberger after she threw that hat shade hahahaha
I don't wanna get you offended bit your like the female Shane Dawson I'm not trying to sound offensive tho💕
IKR
That's not offensive at all lol
Lol I was thinking that, too. I love Shane. When she was describing the pizza hiding situation in her pizza disaster video, she totally reminded me of Shane
THAT IS SOOOO TRUEEEE!!!!!!!!
HOW IS THAT OFFENSIVE SHANE IS BAE
Quick I am early make a joke
America
Not funny.
+yoiiboyangel k thanks
+faith bejin I laughed hard is oki 😂😂
😂😂😂👏
OMFG HAHAHA ROFL THIS IS NOT SARCASTIC IM LITERALLY DYING
Jessie's makeup is always on point
Wow! You are so inspiring and TBH my role model💖 After what you went through, you're still happy and you live a happy life, no longer listening to the hate of ignorant people. You may not have millions of subs (like you deserve) but you just got one more, you're hilarious, amazing, and not to mention pretty, thank you for gracing us with your inspiring, and hilarious vids. Much love to you, Jessi
The fact that you had a blue moon in your hand is seriously hilarious 😂
I love you Jessi! 💙 You should write a book about your crazy life lmao! 😂
Ugh if I wasn't so lazy I would lmao
+JessiSmiles I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ILL CRY IF YOU REPLY BUT I BET 20000$ DOLLARS THAT YOU WONT REPLY😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️
Use the voice typing 😂😂
unusual name??? hmmmm, Nash Grier?
AHAA
And his real name is Hamilton, I'm sure she doesn't know many with that name.
Husam Manasra now that i think about him. he does seem like the type of person to do those things
She said the guy from new York and Nash is from North Carolina
+Kelsey no it means they were in NY together
ok here's what we got so far. 1) From New York. 2) viner 3) Weird name 4) guy. gooo detectives find this out lmao
Wears hats
5) Knows how to hack 6) jokes around 7) male 8) untrustworthy
Its anwar i think bc he has a unique name and thats what jessi said
Drinks
Jimmy Molina ugly hats
Jessi - Get a google account set up a new number - get a new Uber account ;)
Just started watching your story times and I don’t see it stopping anytime soon. 😂
ALL YOU DETECTIVES OUT THERE HURRY UP AND FIND THE DUDE
PS JESSI- Where is your Giant J from? Trying to make a bedroom wall full of M's. :P
+Molly F Home Goods! :P
I thought it was a donut.. then I look at it for like 3 hours
+Aleagh Austain me too xD xD
+Aleagh Austain same
+Aleagh Austain yeah me too 😆
Watching you has really calmed my anxiety lately. Thank you❤️
You could literally talk about socks for ten minutes and it would be entertaining to watch
alright, everybody. start your detective shit!
Why don't you make a new account ❤️😂
+Sabrine Khelifati I've tried :( lol they make you put in a number it wouldn't let me do one with just an email. Idk if I am just an idiot and can't figure it out but UGH
+JessiSmiles omg I'm fangirl-ing right now I didn't expect you to answer 😂😍❤️
+JessiSmiles I think it's google voice or chat or something that will give your email your own phone number.
just get one of those texting apps and used the texting app number!
"I don't think he's a bad guy, but really like, I hate him" literally me about everyone
Holy shit where have you been all my life girl your stories are LIFE
I started watching your videos yesterday
same
Same
Same
Same
Same
You. Are. The. Most. Amazing. Hilarious. Charming. Person.
Is she Latin or something because every once in awhile I catch some sort of accent. Sorry I'm a new subscriber I was just wondering
+Nick A. yes
Yes she's Cuban
Nick A. I know she's Latina but her little accent sounds Irish lol
Elena Roberts nope. Not in anyway sounds like an Irish accent. ( coming from an Irish person )
iiDanncingOreos I'm Irish too. I didn't mean like a full on Irish accent. I just mean a hint of one. There's more and other videos.
can we just take a moment to appreciate how perfect jessi's skin is
QUICK SOMEONE FIGURE OUT WHO THE GUY IS
Literally my 3rd time watching this LMFAO AND I CRY EVERY TIME YOURE MY SOUL SISTER 😩😩😩😩
I think the guy that hacked her account is the same guy from birch please because she said like one of your ugly hats
Bitch*
she said she didnt date this guy
+Lilyan Basaka She said that because she said that something hit her like a ton of bricks so she just referenced the song
+Lilyan Basaka Guys, who is she talking about?! pls give me a hint, lol.
+TH-cam Admin watch the video where she explains who bitch please is about
You're Fucking Hilarious.
I mean 0:24?
DEADD
hey i was just wondering what mic you used??
Love the vids btw x
Who was the physco lady???
+Andrea Martinez Why can't i find the vines about her talking about the video?!
+Kaelynn Hendricks vine.co/v/iI7epWMzl3D
HAHAHA omg thank you!
+Kaelynn Hendricks vine.co/v/iI7epWMzl3D
+Gabriel pal you the real MVP thankyooou
stayed up untill 3:44 am for this! whoop❤️
+abigail worthington AHHH YOURE THE BEST
same here 😇
I love you I really do! I ran into your videos and I said to myself "I need to subscribe to this girl" you are hillarious!!
why wouldn't you tell the uber driver that ur friend threw up? /: Isn't it someone's PERSONAL car that they use to drive people around?? Since your friend threw up, the uber driver probably couldn't drive more people that night/ no more money that night... really inconsiderate if you ask me...
IF ONE MORE PERSON ASKS WHO THE LADY WAS I'M GOING TO DIE!!! Just read the comments please!
I am seriously amazed by all the similar experiences I share with Jessi! My Uber account was also hacked just recently! My ex-boyfriend, who knew ALL of the passwords to pretty much EVERY single account I had at the time (email, Facebook, Chase bank, etc.), downloaded the Uber app on his new phone (a phone which I bought for him the day before we broke up!), signed onto my account, and then proceeded to use it for rides--rides which I paid for! I was lucky enough to catch him after his second trip. The idiot had forgotten that since I was also logged into my account on my own phone, I was alerted to the ordering of the Uber via text messaging! Nice try, Bradley!!
all you need is a new email to create a new Uber account .. my friend did it
Can people stop asking who the psycho lady is literally just look at the comments and be on with your day OMG.
OMFG A REFERENCE TO "BITCH PLEASE"!! How did I not notice this before
*patiently waits for y'all to figure out who hacked her account* (lol i'm kidding...ish)
Why not just make a new account???
I mean this genius didn't even think anything was weird about those notifications, why would she think to do something smart like that?
***** lol harsh
Jessi you are awesome please keep doing what you are doing! You make me laugh when I am down
i think the guy that was using her account on his phone thought that he couldn't log out of the app so he just changed all of the information of the account to his so he could use it
Emily Truan oh true!!! I didn't think of that
Y dont u just wear contacts?
You are the best you tuber Jesse your the first ever you tuber that I've seen that will reply on people's comments
Okay everyone LETS LAW AND ORDER THIS SHIT AND FIGURE THIS GUY OUT
working on it now
DAMNIT MADISON. Okay, fine. His name starts with an "E" 😏
I found his password to every single website he's ever gone on, his name, his number, his family's names, every single place he's ever lived in, his grades in every single grade, the names of every single person he's dated and the type of his phone. BOOM!
+Dracon Souta De Souto OMG OH SHIET OK WE GOTTA TAKE THIS TO COURT
+Dracon Souta De Souto why did u spend your time doing that when she doesn't care about it and you could go to jail for that because its an invasion of privacy
Who's the psycho lady
defdiz
+ava halsey thanks
+ava halsey thanks
It's a school night, late as fuck, and I'm binge watching your storytimes and laughing my ass off bc holy shitballs i love you sm and these are all amazing and your highlighter slays my life fuck me up
I did that last night
the lazier the eye the better.. i have one!
+Rian Phin YAYYY we can be lazy eye buddies
jennifer lawrence is that you?
You should have wwwwaaayyyyyy more subscribers than you already have I love your videos they are hilarious when I'm sad I will watch you and I will feel better
wait why couldn't you just make a new uber account??
You. Are. Amazing!
I love how real you are and your son is so cute!
Quick question..do you like giraffes? Odd question, I KNOW. I'm just obsessed with them and I noticed that you call Noah your little giraffe and your outro has them too. :)
Her makeup is so bomb lol she doesn't seem like the person that would have such sick makeup
does anyone know what highlighter she is using?
The first time I saw u was on Alx's channel and from that moment I knew u were funny af so I subscribed to u.
You are hilarious and continue to make me laugh in every video
lmao was it brennan taylor
harder hxnnah how do you know? i mean besides his name
No he's from California
@@melaniet6802 Ever Heard Of Planes??😬
pls collab with mytoecold omgggg
They have completely different personalities which would make their interactions hilarious lmao
I would genuinely enjoy that
I need to be writing my paper(s..theres two) but now I wanna binge watch your videos frick
The upchucker should have tipped him the cleanup fee to keep you in the clear with Uber, right?
Probably Nash Grier
You always have a beer in your hand for videos 😂😂
I LOVE YOU JESSI IF YOU REPLY IT WILL MAKE MY DAY☺️☺️☺️
I love you back!!! 🙃💛💛💛
+JessiSmiles you're only youtuber that would actually reply to your fans❤️❤️❤️❤️
JessiSmiles AHHHHHHHH YOU REPLIED!!!!!
***** ummmm duh
So your friend puked in a car and you all lied and covered it up so you got banned. How is that whole story about someone hacking into your account has anything to do with you being banned?
first time watching your videos and i love them . you're too entertaining 🖒
Im always distracted by your makeup😍😍
Am I the only one that gets annoyed when I see more views than followers? LIKE WHY AREN'T YOU FOLLOWING HER?!?!?
I SWEAR RIGHT NOW THAT YOU ARE RELATED TO MY FRIEND. I'VE SEEN SO MANY VIDEOS AND I SWEAR SOMEHOW YOU ARE RELATED. YOU LOOK, SPEAK, ACT THE EXACT SAME WAYYYYYYY. WHAT THE FCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK