It is but they are giving the AI too much credit. That's been a joke circulating the internet for a while. I would like to actually know who came up with it.
I love how Brandon’s like “Are we gonna do a food heist?” And Dan absolutely takes his moment to exert power and goes “Do you WANT to talk about a food heist?” Fully aware that he is the dealer and Brandon is the buyer.
I noticed Brandon specifically smiled and played with the corner of the papers in anticipation of the food heist story. He definitely looks forward to them.
seriously though: It is an Ai-powered self-driving car that has been given the task to deliver 100,000 Amazon packages as fast as possible. The Ai then determines that the fastest way would be to recruit / infect additional cars by uploading a copy of itself onto their electronics. Either due to terrorists or some honest to god mix up, some of the packages have samples of a new pandemic virus in them. The crew has to race from car to car to find those packages.
The fact that we have perfect triple crossover with fast & furious, national treasure, and gone in 60 seconds in stealing the declaration of independence.
I asked chat gpt to write 100 Bambi sequels. My favorite was Bambi Thirty-something: The Forest Kingdom. Bambi and his friends find a hidden kingdom within the forest and must navigate its politics to survive.
My very favorite quote about Fast and the Furious movies is: "Fast and the Furious is like The Avengers, only more racially diverse, and less bound by the laws of physics and reality"
29:07 Did we just find out John Scalzi did even Brandon's signature before Brandon? Also, I haven't watched a single Fast and Furious movie and I still found all this absolutely hilarious (oh, somebody else said the same already? Well, apparently it's a thing). What a wonderful episode!
Some other sequel Ideas: The Fast and the Famished; a food heist on moving vehicles Fast and Furious and IN SPACE; the crew, for some reason, needs to retrieve that one Tesla that was launched into space.
How did Scalzi react to Brandon's award? I'd love to have seen his reaction! Nicholas Cage is the evil villain earlier on, then comes back for the 20th! Future movie: they're stuck is an isolated town/country and all they have to drive are electric mini cars.
As a fan of Fast and Furious series and Brandon Sanderson this episode made me laugh really hard! I want Dan and Brandon to be in charge of writing the last movie of Fast and Furious
Welcome to Brandon and Dan's master class on how to write a terrible movie! I thoroughly enjoyed this episode and the end immediately reminded me of DudeDad's How Ikea was made :)
38:14 At this point while listening on Spotify, I immediately went to TH-cam and watched the street sharks video. What was the next video suggestion? This episode on TH-cam.
You need them to be like Cincinnatus. They need to show up, save the republic, and then return to their autoshop and work on cars like nothing happened. The fact they total ignore the movie happened at the end is the best!
Don't let this distract you from the fact that Hector is gonna be running 3 Honda Civic's with spoon engines. On top of that he just came into Harry's and ordered 3 t66 turbo's with NOS's and a Motec System Exhaust.
When I worked at the BYU bakery, we had to weigh our chocolate chips for the cookies, consistently I noticed our 25 lb boxes were 23.5 pounds. Double checked the box and it said 25lbs net wt (aka, box & bag not counted in the weight). Ended up that the dude at the company was doing it on purpose!
My pitch for “Fast, Furious” (without having seen the movies so I can’t name characters): The crew wants to settle down and get back to their old street-racing ways. No more shenanigans, it’s just life and cars. Only when they enter a big race, they find they have been targeted by a mysterious villain… who planted bombs in all of their cars that will go off if they drop below a certain speed. The villain is played by Keanu Reeves.
I think the plot of the Dave Bautista self driving car movie needs to be that the self driving car does a better job on a secret mission than the Vin Diesel crew does in the prologue, so the US government decides it doesn't need the crew anymore and will use only the self driving car going forward. A little later, the crew discovers that the mission from the prologue was staged, and the villains they were after actually created the AI car (and programmed it specifically to "beat" themselves in a way that is better than anyone else could do it so the government trusts the AI car). The villains' real plan is to use the self driving car to upload malware into government computers to take over the power grid or launch nuclear weapons or do something evil. Once the Vin Diesel crew figures this out, they have to out drive a fleet of the self driving cars on their way to cripple the US government.
this is such a great podcast :) i like your fast and furious idea but i was thinking they should go to space, like they have to steal the tesla that's floating around up there
They have to steal food from an secret underwater base and deliver it to a secret moon base. With only cars. It's now a food heist space movie with cars.
haveing not watched theses films but going off brandon's description my pitch is a disaster film where the crew has to steal/save a historic car and race it out of a city failing to the elements all around them.
Great episode. Have you guys had an episode where you contemplate crossovers that you would make between movies or tv shows? If not, I think you guys could come up with some pretty interesting, plausible, ridiculous crossovers. Example: What if Fast and Furious had crossed over with The Transporter with Jason Statham instead of bringing him in with his current character arc.
My fast and furious movie idea: The team learns a rogue state is going to launch a missile attack, and the team has to steal a bunch of missile interceptor vehicles and drive them to where they can shoot it down during the launch!
I'm surprised no one has mentioned this, but the 10th fast and the furious movie is called Fast X and it comes out on May 19th. I believe it is basically part one of two and the next one is the last one. The trailer is out and the bald buff guy they added is not bald but he's Jason Mamoa so it's fine.
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"FasTEN your seatbelts" is a criminally good title
Yeah, that is amazing
It is but they are giving the AI too much credit. That's been a joke circulating the internet for a while. I would like to actually know who came up with it.
Should be the one where their kids are starting to get involved in heists.
I can't stop thinking about how much I want them to do that.
@@althechicken9597 Earliest I can find is Reddit from 2017.
I love how Brandon’s like “Are we gonna do a food heist?” And Dan absolutely takes his moment to exert power and goes “Do you WANT to talk about a food heist?” Fully aware that he is the dealer and Brandon is the buyer.
I noticed Brandon specifically smiled and played with the corner of the papers in anticipation of the food heist story. He definitely looks forward to them.
Do you want to build a snowman? 😂
"Does it seduce them?" I broke at the exact moment Brandon did. Dan, you are unstoppable.
I got weird juxtapositions of Don Giovanni (Mozart opera) with this ridiculous movie franchise... gosh.
The Declaration of Independence one killed me. I couldn’t stop laughing
Same
I could only think of a Gone in 60 Seconds tie-in
Especially when it was supposedly their most dangerous mission... after multiple involving time travel, magic or aliens.
"A car that steals other cars? Does he seduce them?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
seriously though: It is an Ai-powered self-driving car that has been given the task to deliver 100,000 Amazon packages as fast as possible. The Ai then determines that the fastest way would be to recruit / infect additional cars by uploading a copy of itself onto their electronics. Either due to terrorists or some honest to god mix up, some of the packages have samples of a new pandemic virus in them. The crew has to race from car to car to find those packages.
I’m so excited for stormlight arch5! Rhythm of 4 was phenomenal
Well done!😆
I was angry for a sec, then I got the joke. Well played.
What about Twords of Radiance?
OK, that was bad.
Oathreenger?
@@wingracer1614 dammit if oathreenger isnt so bad its good. Just say it out loud hahahhahahah
Am I too late for the obvious Way of K1ngs?
I would assume the time travel in 12 Fast 12 Furious would involve messing up the events of 2 Fast 2 Furious, which is why the title is a callback.
I'd rather habve 12 furious men, which is actually an action packed court drama... somehow
OK, but "F17: Flight of the Furious" is *also* a really great pun, even one of the earlier suggestions was already a fighter jet movie
With the retro theme the AI missed a chance with "12 Furious Men"
Love where this ended - Dave Bautista as a self-stealing car. its perfect 🤣🤣🤣
The fact that we have perfect triple crossover with fast & furious, national treasure, and gone in 60 seconds in stealing the declaration of independence.
James Bond as a vampire would makes sense considering been a character from the cold war through the war on terror.
I'm not sure if I've ever seen Brandon laugh so much on an episode, lol.
This is one of the greatest episodes of this podcast. What a treat!
Brandon's laughter at the end and how satisfied he and Dan were was delightful! LOL make that movie!!
I sent this food heist in when I saw it on the news! Glad it came around in the sequence of episodes!
Thank you!
49:52
My brain immediately upon hearing this:
"Dave Bautista comes in and he's like 'Hey, need an oil change? 😏'"
I still somehow found this utterly hilarious without having watched a single fast and furious movie 🤣🤣
I kinda wish this episode was just John Scalzi stories. Bring him on sometime.
That movie idea at the very end was gold...gold I tell you. So funny.
When both Dan and Brandon start laughing pretty hard, that is the best! I love it! I look forward to these videos each week.😀
HAHA Brandon’s “Dan…” over “Fasten Your Seatbelts” was HILARIOUS
I asked chat gpt to write 100 Bambi sequels. My favorite was Bambi Thirty-something: The Forest Kingdom. Bambi and his friends find a hidden kingdom within the forest and must navigate its politics to survive.
Best award ever .... great story
It's hilarious how Brandon can't get the pun in "Fast-ten Your Seatbelts"!
I love the humbleness of Brandon he has Hugos around and he's showing off his lego award.
FastTEN your seatbelts has been the called for joke title since just before F9 came out 😂😂
it is golden though
My very favorite quote about Fast and the Furious movies is: "Fast and the Furious is like The Avengers, only more racially diverse, and less bound by the laws of physics and reality"
Mr. Sanderson putting respect on Vin Diesel's name as an actor warms my cold, coal heart.
Adoooonalsium
The real food heist in Brandon's story was the cost of housing
Brandon:
"Theyve stolen a car from a plane"
"Theyve stolen a car from a train"
Me:
"They need to steal a car from an automobile!"
In Japan, Fast and Furious is called Wild Speed, and Hobbs and Shaw is called "Wild Speed: SUPER COMBO"
It's really awesome to see Brandon having so much fun
This was the best intentionally blank pod. Laughed the entire hour
It's like a feat of strength to be here with no views. What an honor.
It must suck that honor’s dead then.
12 Fast 12 Furious is a brilliant title, especially because it involves time travel! 12 is a very time relevant number!
This really is one of the best! Definitely the best ending so far!
29:07 Did we just find out John Scalzi did even Brandon's signature before Brandon?
Also, I haven't watched a single Fast and Furious movie and I still found all this absolutely hilarious (oh, somebody else said the same already? Well, apparently it's a thing).
What a wonderful episode!
Some other sequel Ideas:
The Fast and the Famished; a food heist on moving vehicles
Fast and Furious and IN SPACE; the crew, for some reason, needs to retrieve that one Tesla that was launched into space.
How did Scalzi react to Brandon's award? I'd love to have seen his reaction! Nicholas Cage is the evil villain earlier on, then comes back for the 20th! Future movie: they're stuck is an isolated town/country and all they have to drive are electric mini cars.
You can see when Brandon looks down, see the T-Shirt, and his storytelling neurons start firing like crazy.
This was the BEST episode ever! I loved it so much. I laughed so hard.
As a fan of Fast and Furious series and Brandon Sanderson this episode made me laugh really hard! I want Dan and Brandon to be in charge of writing the last movie of Fast and Furious
Brandon's laugh is quite infectious.
As one who watch wrestlin in the early 2000s i agree with the last part, daviid was my favorite back in the days
Welcome to Brandon and Dan's master class on how to write a terrible movie!
I thoroughly enjoyed this episode and the end immediately reminded me of DudeDad's How Ikea was made :)
I would like to think in a couple of years Dan is sitting there signing as well to support his book writing habit
John Scalizi is the Time Travelling Villian IRL. It's how he got all those books signed before you!
I'm still hoping they'll flip the script and make "The Slow and the Sanguine"
46:40 They're gonna steal the Tesla from outer space
"You can't embezzle things that aren't money!"
Welcome to Chicago. Chicago finds a way.
I want an exciting mecha chase scene.
I just saw the Vin Diesel toy pitches. Awesome.
I loved the Rock in Turner and Hooch!😂
F&F, The Transporter, James Bond the Living Daylight combo type would be great !!
And Knight Rider
Funniest episode alonside the Mary Sue one.
4:28 "It wasn't *that* much." -Dan 2023. Spending $500 for housing (?) sounds so nice honestly.
Overall cost of housing was more, I believe he said $500 was for the food card per month. And Dan said it wasn't that much
Sanderson is now doing a car based magic system
Maybe my favorite episode! 😂
38:14 At this point while listening on Spotify, I immediately went to TH-cam and watched the street sharks video. What was the next video suggestion? This episode on TH-cam.
You need them to be like Cincinnatus. They need to show up, save the republic, and then return to their autoshop and work on cars like nothing happened. The fact they total ignore the movie happened at the end is the best!
Legally Fast 21
Not so Fast but still Furious- The Ger14tric Rally
Mach 10 : A Furiously Fast Movie
Fast 21 : a Furious Space Odyssey
12 Furious Men - the fast and the furious in the court room.
I came here to pitch the same idea!
Fun fact: The Street Sharks Vin Diesel job was only three years before he was in Saving Private Ryan.
Your dream job could be just around the corner.
Don't let this distract you from the fact that Hector is gonna be running 3 Honda Civic's with spoon engines. On top of that he just came into Harry's and ordered 3 t66 turbo's with NOS's and a Motec System Exhaust.
It was rumored they were going to make a musical fast and furious, which would be the greatest thing they could do
When I worked at the BYU bakery, we had to weigh our chocolate chips for the cookies, consistently I noticed our 25 lb boxes were 23.5 pounds. Double checked the box and it said 25lbs net wt (aka, box & bag not counted in the weight). Ended up that the dude at the company was doing it on purpose!
My pitch for “Fast, Furious” (without having seen the movies so I can’t name characters):
The crew wants to settle down and get back to their old street-racing ways. No more shenanigans, it’s just life and cars. Only when they enter a big race, they find they have been targeted by a mysterious villain… who planted bombs in all of their cars that will go off if they drop below a certain speed. The villain is played by Keanu Reeves.
I think the plot of the Dave Bautista self driving car movie needs to be that the self driving car does a better job on a secret mission than the Vin Diesel crew does in the prologue, so the US government decides it doesn't need the crew anymore and will use only the self driving car going forward. A little later, the crew discovers that the mission from the prologue was staged, and the villains they were after actually created the AI car (and programmed it specifically to "beat" themselves in a way that is better than anyone else could do it so the government trusts the AI car). The villains' real plan is to use the self driving car to upload malware into government computers to take over the power grid or launch nuclear weapons or do something evil. Once the Vin Diesel crew figures this out, they have to out drive a fleet of the self driving cars on their way to cripple the US government.
this is such a great podcast :)
i like your fast and furious idea but i was thinking they should go to space, like they have to steal the tesla that's floating around up there
They have to steal food from an secret underwater base and deliver it to a secret moon base. With only cars.
It's now a food heist space movie with cars.
Brandon's idea is Knight Rider, without Michael Knight. An evil K.I.T.T.
No. Faster by the Dozen. Only option
I've had this exact Transformers X Fast crssover convo at work so many times.
I almost spat out my drink at FasTEN Your Seatbelts 😂
Great title for this one, "Food and Furious"
F16 should have been "Flight of the Furious" and the jet one !!
Great episode.
haveing not watched theses films but going off brandon's description my pitch is a disaster film where the crew has to steal/save a historic car and race it out of a city failing to the elements all around them.
Great episode. Have you guys had an episode where you contemplate crossovers that you would make between movies or tv shows? If not, I think you guys could come up with some pretty interesting, plausible, ridiculous crossovers. Example: What if Fast and Furious had crossed over with The Transporter with Jason Statham instead of bringing him in with his current character arc.
I would argue that Loki Odinson is both a time-traveling villain and extremely likeable!
Love being this early. Time to download for my workout listen.
49:15 so endearing
My fast and furious movie idea: The team learns a rogue state is going to launch a missile attack, and the team has to steal a bunch of missile interceptor vehicles and drive them to where they can shoot it down during the launch!
Amaaazing episode hahaha, now what would Brandon think of the MTG, LOTR expansion... oh boy im sooo hyped, i hope Brandon is as well
Best episode yet
Did you guys see vin diesel saying he now understands why Tolkien didn't finish his work because it's hard to finish mythologies?
I love you guys. To funny.
Amazing episode!!!
"this dumb show that we do" name of the podcast right there
Self driving car dave will become like ultron and take over all the cars
If you had told me I'd be watching a sanderson podcast for wells to bring up the streetsharks commercial... I would have not believed you.
Such a great episode!
Fast and the furious has a great car based magic system
LMAO from the end of podcast))
I usually go to at least 20 airports a month. I still check every book store I can find for any signed copies. No luck yet...
I'm surprised no one has mentioned this, but the 10th fast and the furious movie is called Fast X and it comes out on May 19th. I believe it is basically part one of two and the next one is the last one. The trailer is out and the bald buff guy they added is not bald but he's Jason Mamoa so it's fine.
I mean James bond does have a villain who bites his victims' necks like a vampire...
Title for Brandons movie "Fast and Furious: Hey Bebe".
I haven't ever seen a fast and furious movie, but I kind of want to so I can see how they got from street racing to saving the world.