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- www.ted.com Renowned paleontologist Jack Horner has spent his career trying to reconstruct a dinosaur. He's found fossils with extraordinarily well-preserved blood vessels and soft tissues, but never intact DNA. So, in a new approach, he's taking living descendants of the dinosaur (chickens) and genetically engineering them to reactivate ancestral traits - including teeth, tails, and even hands - to make a "Chickenosaurus".
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I was expecting him to be like "And here we have a dinosaur chicken with us today!"
*fked up little monster chicken stumbles onto the stage*
Haha that's so funny
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOLLL
XD
anybody who's ever been chased by a turkey, or looked an emu in the eye KNOWS we have dinosaurs...
You bet! Also try the cassowary and the ostrich.
@@jondunmore4268 ostriches, cassowaries, and emus are all ratites, a group of flightless bipedal birds who are closest on the tree to the last dinosaurs, so go figure.
A fucking ostrich. They're HUGE!
"Chased by a turkey"
Wot?
@@lhaviland8602 what ? He means what he said and he said what he meant so wheres the confusion
It's been more than 2 years. Where's my chickenosaurus?
over 5 years now this talk was before 2009
they have Limited Funding to do this you can wait a decade more to get a dinosaur can't you
mooxim Jack thinks it will be done i a decade, half that if it moves fast.
Almost 10 years now....
Keep waiting, the chickenosaurus is out there.
This guy is literally the mad scientist in every sci fi movie
He sounds like a forgotten nursery rhyme
My dog tried to murder a chicken and almost got killed by the rest of the flock. Dinosaurs are scary.
many people have chicken phobias from childhood experience
chickens will kill mice in a heartbeat
the movie Bug's Life had it right
i like chickens
Lmaooo
chiickens can be vicious and kill each other - start attacking and not stop.
The Chicken from Ocarina of Time irl
@@amandahuginkiss4098 they even commit canibalism on accident
When the egg hatches, T-rex jumps out. "I'm back, bitches!"
*in arnie voice
You made my day bro :)
ThePrehistoricMaster Im already back bitches
pew pew pew wait till im big and strong enough to eat you humans pew pew
Mas A Try to doo the same with a casuway lol
Horner is such a genius. Amazing how on the bleeding edge (no ancient heme pun intended) of dinosaur research he's been during his career, especially given how difficult reading is for him with his severe dyslexia. I love that even as a serious scientist, he's still trying to make his childhood dream of having a pet dinosaur come true. I hope he gets to see chickenasauruses in his lifetime, or failing that, I hope I do in mine.
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I'm Zoe Ford! So I and God have an biotech idea with God's own supplements aka Supply me my needs said by him with materials according to Phillipines 4:19, to recreate dinosaurs out of nothin' and required to imprint on them, so I wanna be a biotech engineer and go to MIT, according to God!😀🙏
Hes smart but I feel like a genius would be able to acknowledge a "chickenosaurus" as a concept won't work simply because chickens are already dinosaurs, so trying to turn a chicken into a dinosaur is like trying to turn a human into a primate.
Hes determined, not a genius
@@ferretappreciator he means turning them into non avian dinosaurs
"The chicken is a dinosaur. You can't argue with it, because we're the classifiers and we classified it that way."
This is hilarious but also something I really wish more people understood about... about science? About language? About everything. There's no inherent order to the universe--all human knowledge is us drawing neat boxes around what is actually a big mess with incredibly blurry lines.
That is, words and categories aren't objective reality, but a tool for understanding objective reality, which is too big and too messy for those words and categories to ever fully encapsulate. When a definition stops being useful and starts limiting our thinking, we can and will change it. And this inevitably makes people scream when it happens because what they thought was objective reality was just a kind of shorthand that we swapped out for something better, and they don't understand that.
(IDK, I'm sure there's some philosopher that has put this more elegantly but I'm running up against the limits of my vocabulary trying to explain myself here.)
Ironic
to assume that we would be able to make sense of the order that exists in the universe is folly number 1
Sorry about the confusion...
There is order in the Universe - human knowledge is just trying to discover it!
Many many thousands of person-hours of work have gone into figuring out the puzzle of What Are Birds?
The overwhelming weight of evidence points to the conclusion that bird are a sub-family of dinosaurs.
Yeah, best example of that was the public outrage when Pluto was "demoted" to being a dwarf planet.
@@Nemo66577 Also, there's no reason to reduce the effort to make sense of the universe to mere vanity or delusions of grandeur etc. as I feel is often the implication of such statements. We try to make sense of things because it's useful, and many of the models we create are sufficient to make accurate predictions. Even if they're based entirely on misconceptions and all the semantics is completely arbitrary, this 'imagined knowledge' is still evidently useful.
This is the second talk by Jack Horner I have listened to. He is informative and humorous. A joy to listen to.
I like his humour.
Paul R. where is it?
I know right? Better than many stand up comedy i've seen
I was suprised no one was laughing hes got dry humour ,"we didn't find dna but we did find evidence of protein" protein in bone woow haha
the sixth grader disagree
@@tbg008 There's comedy today? Where? It's as extinct as the dinosaurs!
"Fix the chicken"
Lenny Is A Carrot well more like reverse engineering an ancient form of the creature by unlocking ancient and dormant genes
better... 'fix people'
Yeah, as if they need 'fixing.'
Lenny Is A Carrot shut the mouth.
The chicken is a modest beast,
but tasty nonetheless.
"the Velociraptor is cool, the chicken is not."
Lol I agree
joey zapata I am a chicken and I find it very offensive.
joey zapata I have a strong attraction to chickens
RandysFunhut
O_o
joey zapata picture Deinonychus
I love that, and this is very rare in academic circles, his wit and ability to engage an audience truly is directly proportional to his obvious intelligence.
Wait did you just call him dumb?
@@meghanachauhan9380 I don't think that's what he/she said
@@kha30s22 how do you know what he said, where u there when he said it?
When you realize that you've been eating dinosaurs... I told my nephew about this and now when his mom asks what he wants for dinner, guess what he says. "I want dinosaur for dinner". I love my nephew.
Do you believe that dinosaurs value their lives? (for example, like our pet dogs... who value their lives)
@@MS-ib8xu dinosaurs like pegions ans chickens are not food they are animals and respect them
@@ezelali3188 shut up vegan, chicken is food
They should have a live stream of the first dino chickens hatching.
they already did
but it looks so weird for some reason
No, There have not been any live dino chickens hatched as of now. If there were, it would be all over the news... and rich people's homes.
What if the chickenosaurus is retarded and deformed?
Wouldn't be any worse than the English Bulldog, which has problems breathing.
...but chickens already have dinosaur legs.
further proof that the best scientists are avid dreamers.
Stephen Velez hrello
and what a wonderful thing that is otherwise we would be nowhere near advanced as we are
Or dangerous lunatics like the character John Hammond.
I see what you did there
Stephen Velez My friend, you just hit the nail on the head. Thank you.
This dude is a great presenter. Best TED talk I've seen in ages.
I saw a different TED of his, 1st...
*Where are all the baby dinosaurs?*
Even better...
Yeah
Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner
Dreaming of a dinosaur chicken
I must confess
He was a success
When he had dinosaur chicken for dinner.
This is cool
"you are alive when it starts to eat you"- Alan Grant, Jurassic Park
Rodney Coffey crazy that Alan Grant is based off this dude
Alan Grant is based off of Jack Horner
The study about duckbilled dinosaur's nesting behaviour in Montana
"And then he turned himself into a dinochicken. funniest thing ive ever seen"
Chickenosaurus
Literally Dr. Grant from Jurrassic Park.
Yup even down to the banging hot you get women seriously look at his current wife
Michael Crichton based Alan Grant on Jack Horner
Ditto what RED Hood 23 said. Side note, George Church is basically Henry Wu
@@redhood2394 Yep.
Even the fact that he studies about duck billed dinosaurs nesting habitats in Montana
World : I'm waiting for Chickenosaurus.
Scientists : There is no Chickenosaurus!!!
He seemed genuinely sad at 9:18
A moment of accepting human limits against the god but with sadness still gonna try bcouse Hes thinking thats evolation thing so we can reverse engineering and modfy to turn back. İn the same idea next genarstion living things can bring back humans after god doomsday. So group of peope not depended the god afterlife idea survivers of nogod park. This not gonna allowed clearly by god maybe thats why dooms day not juts end of humanity or only solor system planets. Ends of this matter Realm.
Wittiest TED talk I have ever come across.
Eagerly awaiting Chickenosaurus!
same...
still
@@nomasan Gonna be waiting a reeeeeeeal long time because this is nonsense science fiction.
It's estimated year is 2025
I read his first book "Digging Dinosaurs" a long time ago. I've been huge fan ever since. But I did not know he had the sense of humor that he does until I saw him speak for the first time.
Most scientists are happy and satisfied people, feeling blessed to have such a lovely and worthwhile career; so it is no wonder that many have a pretty good sense of humor!
"Where are all the baby dinosaurs,"
another TED talk o'his.
Favorite Mustard If the baby dinosaurs always looked different from the adults is it possible that maybe the scientists thought they were different dinosaurs?
@@stacyhaynes4832, yeah, that's
what they went with. Ignoring
several facts staring them straight
in the face. Like bone density. You
should really go watch the TED I
mentioned. ⚠️🙂👍
Pretty cool. Most people probably hasn't ever observed the behavior of a chicken, but I can assure you that it is definitely something you can connect with a dinosaur.
have you observed the bahavior of a dinosaur?
@@carlant_III you can get an idea by observing the behavior of modern day birds. They are dinosaurs after all
@@heyaytlgno3951 😭 beautiful satire
I lost it when the "Chickenosaurus" bit came up at the end. xD
I don't exactly know I stumbled upon this today, but this was pretty cool stuff. And since it's almost 8 years later, one can infer not a whole lot has been done towards making the elusive CHICKENSAURUS.
www.inquisitr.com/2883336/dawn-of-the-chickenosaurus-successful-reverse-evolution-results-in-chickens-with-dinosaur-snout-legs-and-feet/
We've figured out how to make chickens develop a dinosaur snout instead of a beak (and I don't mean just a toothed beak like in the video) We've also discovered how to make chickens develop more dinosaur like legs.
Guys, don’t expect a live chicken-saur anytime soon. They’ve created them as embryos, but always terminate them, because of the moral issues about the chicken-saur’s quality of life.
I’m sure there’s ways around this but sadly, we can’t meet a real life chicken-saur now…
Oh sure. That’s how it starts. First it’s uuuuuuuu. Aaaaaaaaa. But then later there is running and screaming.
Kurt Jensen Kurt, you made an old soldier laugh. Thanks. I needed this.
… hahaha "Ian Malcom - The lost World"
haha
Yes
Just because we can
Doesnt mean we should
So it's basically a mutated chicken that looks like a raptor? WELL IM SET LETS GET TO RESEARCH AND MAKE THIS HAPPEN!
+Hello 27 YAY
It's more of a 'de-evolved' chicken rather than a mutated chicken. The chicken actually starts off raptor-like and grows into a chicken, they're just stopping it from growing that way.
Actually no. A chicken nowadays is a mutated dino. They're basically looking for the mutated DNA to stop the mutations so rewind evolution.
Make Evolution Great Again.
what i'm concerned if it mutated to 100 % raptor
Start with a cassowary. They already have the deadly velociraptor toes that rip your guts out.
We aren't that far from having "dino-chickens" already. Look up "Shamo chickens" here on TH-cam. I breed those and they are a far cry from most people think of when they hear "chicken". Roosters can be over three feet tall and have a noticeable thumb with a claw on each wing, and in addition to often-double sets of spurs on the backs of their legs, they have an elongated inner toe claw that they can use exactly like a Raptor claw, to target major blood vessels in an opponent/victim. They are very intelligent birds, as well, really good at figuring out how to open doors to their enclosures and escape, and have beaks that can bite through most wire, like basically a set of bolt cutters for a mouth. Mine will use their feet to grasp and manipulate food items too big to be swallowed whole, much like a parrot uses its feet, and I've never seen any other chickens do that. A bad-tempered Shamo is an extremely dangerous animal, and roosters of this breed have been known to kill people. The father of one of my roosters, a bird that belonged to a fellow Shamo breeder, actually severed the finger of a farm employee that failed to heed the signs on his pen warning not to put hands inside.
Anyone who has ever seen a cassowary needs no convincing that birds are dinosaurs.
The process could properly being speed up, by telling the chicken *don't be a chicken!*
Or show it a little tough love by beating a chicken up until it grows big teeth and long tail
You may end up with a pyscho chicken instead thu but that would still be cool. A chicken that dismembers other chickens for fun
*HEY JEREMY TURN INTO A DINOSAUR RIGHT FUCKING NOW!*
chicken: bawk bawk i cant bawk bawk
*fires nukes at chicken*
Xi Otaibi
If you raised chickens, you would know this happens. I am not joking.
Tell the chicken it does not need to identify as a chicken but as a dinosaur. Solved.
That was punny on more than one level. I salute you, sir.
If you could create a chickenosaurus that could be trained to be docile and carnivorous, you could make a LOT of money in the pet trade. Shit, I'd love to take a chickenosaurus out for a walk on a leash. Very interesting TED talk...
Most definitely. The only question is whether it's cruel, unethical, against nature etc. A chickenosaurus was never meant to be, but then again the traits are already there laying dormant so we are only creating a variation of itself. Also you should check out the movie 'Altered States', it's about a human regressing genetically to our primitive self, really good stuff.
Daniel Simpson True, but by that same logic, any artificially selected breeds of dogs, cats, birds, corn, etc. are unethical against nature. Nature never meant for the modern pug to be; there are many health problems associated with pugs. Also, corn was hybridized over the years by man to become the corn we know of today--the grass known as Teosinte had an important roll--and it's still being played with by scientists who add an other organism's genes into it.
...ill have to look for that movie also. It sounds interesting.
Zachary Ivan Hawkins Good points there and I totally agree it's unethical to modify nature in such ways. Just because it can be done, doesn't mean we should. I'm afraid somewhere down the line, tampered with animals/food will lose it's capability to reproduce etc (some may have already?). Or some other horrific unseen mutation branched off of one of our modifications, which would of never occurred in nature.
what if they accidentally activate a gene that makes an incredible cognitive growth so that they become smarter than us and we have planet of the chickens? LMAO
Mike Krammer It may be possible to manipulate them to the point of superior intelligence. Imagine that, having the roles reversed where they lock us up in cages. They would even open a restaurant chain called KFH, Kentucky Fried Humans.
They should do the same thing on an ostrich so we can have a Gallimimus!!!!!
Charlie Zilla Gallilimus is cool m8
Gallimimus is the least cool dinosaur.
Perhaps a grouse, or pheasant, a more "wild chicken", rather than a domesticated chicken who's genetics has been altered over the years as we cross-bred it for desirable culinary characteristics!
Or ornithomimus.
gallimimus literally translates to chicken mimic and ornithomimus to bird mimic so gallimimus is already present here along with ornithomimus since it is a non-avian bird!
Honestly anyone who's pissed off a rooster before knows how bad of an idea it would be to clone a T Rex, it would be utter chaos as a roosters fury knows no bounds, when murder is on its mind there's no stopping the rampage that ensues ...
Now 2020 I'm still waiting dude
studying these mutations, learning how to prevent them, even manipulating them will lead to a better understanding of genetics and genetic modification in the long run
Youre not prepared for whats been learned from genetics.
Fascinating. With 90% of our DNA apparently redundant, I can't help but think about how much of our ancestry is written into that DNA and just what might be possible were we able to manipulate that DNA. How completer picture of our evolution is actually still there in our DNA, how far back we could literally read that ancestral line, or even recreate, if we even wanted to. I'm sure it'd be far too fragmented to create exact replicas of what we were say 50 million years ago, but still, something to ponder. :)
Unfortunately it is not all ex-genes, but mostly tandem repeats and a lot of endogenous retroviruses!
There is no redundant DNA; it all actually does something during your development as progressively genes are switched off. This is how you have differentiated organs performing different functions, and how your body is able to repair itself when damaged.
The majority of it is said to be completely non-functional - that is, until we figure out what it does.
Is it just extra DNA that we don't need or do we simply not understand what it does? If you can't see the effect something has, its fairly easy to say it doesn't do anything.
Jurassic Park and World: Making dinosaurs is dangerous!!!
Paleontologists: Did we hear something?
Same happened with chihuahua.
11 years later and I'm still waiting for my chickenosaurus
"But... birds are dinosaurs... birds are living dinosaurs... we actually clasify them as dinosaurs, we now call them non avian dinosaurs and avian dinosaurs. So the non avian dinosaurs are the big clunky ones that went extinct, avian dinosaurs are modern birds...
So we don have to make a dinosaur... we already have 'em..."
They are cool. Birds of prey are dope, some parrots have near perfect mimicry abilities, and cassowaries are essentially just avian non-avian dinosaurs.
Just imagine if you did this with a cassowary... Jesus
That's actually the prime subject for bringing back a velociraptor! I mean the bird already has man-killing talons. (the chicken subject seems a little lame; but it's the equivalent of a cheap lab mouse I guess)
I breed chickens. I can tell you it's not lame. If you have ever watched an hours old chick successfully hunting and eating prey or your rooster steel mice from your cat or god forbid, watch 7 of your hens kill and eat a ground hog in the most brutal way imaginable you would feel different. But most people don't know that chickens are vicious hunters either so I can't blame you. Look up "swamp chickens". A 3.5 foot tall dino chicken that regularly fights off alligators in the bayou. (I am SOOOO breeding them next!) Personally I don't have to wait for pet dino's, I already have them! :)
trinitydraco1 seriously man. They are literally dinosaurs and are some of the oldest and most experienced land predators around.
also look up the shamo chicken. Pet dinos I say!
Cassowaryosaurus Rekt
From Bram Stoker's Dracula (1897) pg.80 "He is mad, stark, raving mad, and it's no use my trying to stop him". Seriously though, I love Jack Horner and all the controversies he causes. Probably my favorite scientist.
Why did you quote that?
its been 8 years wheres my chickenosaurus
Here in Australia up in the tropics we have a bird called a cassowary. About the size and shape of an emu and it has a cool bone thing on its head and it will hit vital organs with its claw. Hence why I call the Cassowary a Velocrapter
that would be a fun bird to genetically modify
not!
There are few if any birds more dangerous to people than the cassowary. Banding cranes and eagles poses a deadly risk. and my friend nearly got killed by an owl when he was climbing it's tree.
I got pecked by a woodpecker once.
Grew up watching this guy as a kid all the way back in the 80's! He's the man JURRASIC PARK's "Alan Grant" character was based on!
2018 and they're still looking into it. Jack Horner says maybe next 10 years but as with all things who knows.
Well, as long as he gets funding to pursue his life dream.
... But we know you gotta offer potential for profit in the research, hah. Worrying.
Can we make the chicken glow anyways since we are doing mass modification of it's genes
@Deimos Cain I saw the first glowing mice at a museum, after they retired from research they got to live in the Mars exhibit where i worked.
Today in my class we had a similar discussion now I'm here listening in more detail ^°^
Just noticed this was 10 years ago, did this really happened? did we fix the chicken?
I never understood the "birds can't be dinosaurs because they're not cool" spiel. Are hawks not cool? Are eagles not cool?
chickens are dinosaurs of today
All birds are cos they evolved from a specific dinosaur family group
It's been a few years since his book (which I recommend) and this talk came out, and since then, people have been talking about recreating much more recent species, such as the woolly mammoth or Irish elk, or even species that went extinct in historic times like the aurochs, dodo, passenger pigeon or thylacine. Yet, it seems the fervor to have non avian dinosaurs again diminished. Will this plan ever be realized? Will we truly see dinosaurs (non avian ones) walk among us? Only time will tell, but I sure hope so.
well its an age problem..dinosaurs come from WAY further back than the other ones you mentioned. Finding DNA/protein from such beings is nearly impossible as of now whereas the others are actually possible. The chances of finding DNA that could be used diminishes with time..and I'm not talking finding samples from 10-15 thousand years ago, which is kinda doable..if we are talking dinosaurs its more like 80-100 million years ago or so..thats why scientists have dropped that idea.
You might get to see a chicken dinosaur in your lifetime though :) and thats kinda interesting.
+wendel88 Yeah, the half life of DNA also is a giant problem, because even if we find Dino DNA, it probably won't be anywhere near complete.
If they decide to make the same genetic changes to other birds, such as ostriches (which can get up to, in some cases, 9 feet tall!), we might have something pretty darn interesting. And dangerous.
As much as I would like to see a reverse engineered dinosaur, it seems ethically right to try and bring back a lot of the species who's extinctions we are directly responsible for. And after we show that we can do it effectively we can go even bigger.
Justin Jacobs
Yeah bringing back dinosaurs seems completely immoral to me but bringing back animals that humans made extinct has some sort of an ethical duty attached to it I think, I like that idea.
Leave chickens alone Dr. Frankenstein. Of course I accept evolution but I don't agree with interfering with the development of a chicken for grotesque purposes like this.
Seriously? How is it grotesque if he is trying to learn (and eventually prove) the evolution of dinosaurs into birds? Quit being a pansy.
Back in the 60s I read The Enormous Egg
, by Oliver Butterworth. It's precisely "getting a dinosaur from a chicken".
Nice storytelling. Explain how heem, blood vessels and collagen can survive 65 million years? Explain how modern mammals and birds are found with dinosaurs in the same layers as the dinosaurs and in the stomachs of dinosaurs when supposedly they did not evolve until millions of years later?
Reverting to an older version is always easier than updating one.
Unless it's called Vista. :P
All I see in the chicken is a patched mess. In an attempt to save energy, long-term evolution is wasting it, by not changing the base code but live-applying hotfixes to every single instance.
İn time not easyier. Can you go win 3.1 without get 98 to 95. Also dont forget jpark pcs uses pre win95 to imposible to even get that pc forget About dinos.
Atavism derives via French from Latin atavus, meaning "ancestor." Avus in Latin means "grandfather," and it's believed that the at is related to atta, an old turkish word for "daddy."
Emre Geylani ancestor grandfather daddy what kind of dinosaur is that?🕶
This guy is funny
I would really like to see what a chickenosaurus looks like
if birds had examples of recessive genes I'd say maybe you could get there as their short life cycle would make it easy to isolate such a genetic expression, I'm sure if that was the case there would be lots of pictures everywhere of such examples....
Its all fun and games until the Velocirchicken eats your neighbor's dog.
#FixTheChicken
We have created a more dinosaur like leg on a chicken. 2016 update. We are also getting closer to a tail...
The Dinosaur Creator CENA!! 2018 updates?
It's the teeth that are tricky. Birds don't have the gene for enamel so the teeth are useless. A bit of transgenics will be needed and that's far harder to pull off (without unintended mutations) than simply turning existing genes on or off.
The Dinosaur Creator CENA!! Please send link
@@davidkelly4210 yes, the teeth will be hard. lol. but birds do get an egg tooth... i wonder if that is a real tooth
a CHICKEN WITH teeth. C'mon Colonel Sanders, make my day. An all chicken uprising.
Lets make a chicken out of a Lizard.
There was an experiment done with chickens, where a faux tail was placed onto them using a harness, and it made the chickens adjust their walking style to what is more than likely how dinosaurs walked
10:06 "No"
Hey its 2018 the second Jurrasoc world is out and this has still not happened
Imagine the next Jurrasic park movie about chickens 🐔 and C-Rex
‘Jack Horner was so preoccupied with whether he could, he didn’t stop to think if he should.’ Dr. Ian Malcom, 2021
Wait to see living dinosaur at the end of 2020.
Cassowary: Am I a joke to you?
Cassowary looks like guanlong
it's 2016... any updates? anyone?
The head is doing good
www.inquisitr.com/2883336/dawn-of-the-chickenosaurus-successful-reverse-evolution-results-in-chickens-with-dinosaur-snout-legs-and-feet/
Nosferatu It's 2017 and dinosaurs still exist in your imagination, much like men on the moon and North Korean despots.
2018 update?
You don't believe in men on the moon?
This is my girlfriends grandpa lol
I was sold as soon as he mentioned the Glo-Chicken. That on its own, is reason enough to justify whatever amount of funding this guy needs.
A giant chicken. With the teeth of a T.Rex. A clawed, three fingered hand, like a T.Rex. And the aggression levels of its original Chicken genotype. (Cockfights?)
I know people might have safety concerns, about these creatures escaping, but there's no need. If they escape, we just wait until it gets dark. Because they GLOW in the dark! THAT'S the way to "Fix the Chicken". The meat industry will be happy, the Pet industry will be happy. And more importantly, the sixth graders are already doing the groundwork to make this happen. Cock-a-Doodle-Doo!
Glo-Chicken will get lots of funding from FOX.
Professor jack horner sat in a corner eating his chicken pot pie. He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a tooth and said “what a good boy am I.”
If this is accurate KFC should change their name to KFR Kentucky Fried Rex.
but rex just means king
You could feed a whole village with one bucket!! :D
In asia that's dog.
@@PeterWalkerHP16c Do you mean they Wok their dogs? :D
Fried Chicken Tails and Hands
I prefer to eat chicken, not be eaten by one.
Fucking, Gold
Chicken lives matter. Make chicken great again.
Yeah but imagine how much more rewarding eating the chicken would be if it was a fight to the death and the chicken lost!
MrsRazor66 So no more Bearkiller or Tiger Hunter or crocodile wrestler but Chicken Eater?
They be like “mmmhhmm, humans tastes like chickens.”
"Legs, thighs, breast, and tail, mmm mm that's finger lickin' good... " Said Colonel Sanders..... or Ron Jeremy?
So, it’s 2019. When will we have our chicken dinosaur?
One decade later, where is my dino-chicken? Where is my cadillac?
the dino-chicken is coming soon, the Cadillac, well, sorry, never! :D
wow!, I didn't know cells could get fossilized !
OK, OK GUYS! You know chicken wings right?
They tast good but are kinda small. Right?
NOW TAKE T-REX LEGGS INSTEAD OF CHICKEN WINGS!
its been 8 years now. WHERE'S MY CHICKENSAURUS??
My thoughts-2:
When Michael Crichton wrote his novel, he warned scholars like Jack Horner about the danger of their plans.
The screenwriter, David Koepp, had also issued a kind of warning when he agreed to play the role of a Tyrannosaurus rex's victim in San Diego (Jurassic Park 2).
Unfortunately, these caveats are of no use to anyone. Both common curious people and scientists are still dream of creating a real Mesozoic park; some scientists, like the mentioned Jack Horner, are completely deny the danger of resurrected Tyrannosaurus to humans: they say, T.Rex are scavengers and would not attack the living beings.
This guy is pretty awesome and this was very interesting.
Why use a chicken when a roadrunner looks, acts, hunts and sounds like what we believe a dinosaur would.
chickenosaurus = cockatrice
throatgorge2 yi qi is the real cockatrice
Now give it venom.
cyberdragon,
no, give it firebreathing and acid skin secretions.
Dinosaur simulator
I wonder if he ever looks at climbing birds wings
"we are the classifiers and we classified it this way"
XD
Fellow scientists, we cant let those 6. graders down...
Feed them to a flock of chickenosaurs I say!
2019 where’s this thing at
I dOn'T KNow..... :(
This is the first time I've actually seen Jack Horner... This man is hilarious! lol. Brilliant AND a comedian.... "Fix the chicken". Love it.
he is a joker indeed, not a scientist, he has to fix his finds with all possible means, jokes especially, to make no,n existing ends meet
I recall him in the great "Walking with Dinosaurs" shows, decade or so ago; he was more serious, and of course brilliant in his career!
Horner retired in 2016. Written in a 2018 artical, Dana Rashid, is now taking over for what's now called the dinochicken lab & has said that while it will be possible in 5 years, its not our primary goal. Horner has said that with 300,000 to a million, it is possible to produce this hybrid chicken in a year.
“You have a WHAT chasing your jeep?”
A chicken with tail, teeth and a claw >>> Dragon.