imagine tumbling down a hill in a roll of barbed wire except in this analogy the hill is your enemy's face and also you are wearing appropriate protection from the barbs this is a bad analogy
@@Krigalishnikov hahaha I remember when I was at that phase. Welcome to the club buddy! High ascension is super interesting once you have played for a while and gets better.
Man. The conversation about his therapist was cool. I have actually seen a lot of people be ardent about how streamers shouldn't be used as free therapists because it's just too much weight to lift for them, and here jorbs is talking about how he notices things his therapist does that he can employ? That's just really cool. It speaks volumes about his character. Helping people with their problems isn't an emotionally free thing to do, and the fact that he's willing to do it for his community anyway is WAY cool
Playing risk of rain 2, a bit of a "kill everything" type of game I came at a point when gathering powerups that the entire map died by looking at one enemy.(a big shot fired launching procs that are based on the damage dealt(so ok with auto attacks for example but not for a big nuke). Every enemy killed launches blades, killing others, those blades again launch the first procs that are based on that damage and at the same time the thing that just died cascades the blades that spawn on every kill which spawns...) Great IRL I guess but in gaming it just gets boring :p.
Influencing conversation: Agree that you are an influencer. My knowledge of COVID comes primarily from Jorbs and Jeff Hoogland because I don't watch any media, but watch games. Both of you are extremely kind and responsible and talk about staying inside and making life easier for others. Thanks for influencing in a positive and common sense way!
I had a similar run before. I had 3 footwork plus and 2 caltrops plus with bronze scales. The heart was basically killing himself as I got a lucky first hand and a dupe on caltrops 👌🏼
He saw those cards and instantly considered them not good for his current run. He probably just assumed that he didn't need to explain to people why, because he thought it was a very obvious fact.
I like to think that when you have bronze scales silent just duck tapes them on to the top of her hat and then expects enemies to somehow run into it and take damage, which they do
Out of curiosity, when does alchemize start to become a pick for you? Only if it's upgraded? I would have thought in a situation where you can't gain more gold that alchemize increases in value. Just not enough to disrupt the flow of your current deck?
alchemize is weird, one thing is that if you want to be able to lock specific potions because there are a couple of fights you're particularly bad at it can be bad to be cycling a potion. but it's a somewhat strong effect, especially if you're good enough at hallway fights to save potions in them, so.... it's weird and complicated.
@@Jorbs weird and complicated like everything in slay the spire, poker, and life. Thank you for the reply, that helps. I hadn't been considering the implications of adding an effectively dead card in the situations where you don't want to play potion roulette.
"Just say the news" isn't necessarily simple. Deciding if something is newsworthy is a judgement. And making it digestible/giving it context so it makes sense is a thing. And that ignores the reality of funding.
I feel Americans love of coffee is a little lesser than Australia, partially because the general coffee quality seems to be substantially worse. According to some stats I googled, 84% of Australians go to a cafe to buy a coffee once a week. And roughly one in four Aussies have at least one coffee a day.
Today I learned that people from Seattle are Seattlites. So fans of Jorbs must be Jorbiters, right? Or is that name reserved for people who have been friendzoned by Steve? Maybe it's the same thing? ;) Subsequently the inner workings of Jorbs' mind or his "process" should obviously be called Jorbital Mechanics. :D
Lawl @ the seniors asking if it's healthy to sit in a chair talking to twitch chat all day. Most other jobs you'd be sitting in a chair all day anyway. May as well enjoy the time you spend doing it lol
Boxer streams on twitch as a pro poker player. He joined t1 as a streamer, so if you lucky, you can see him on t1 channel. Also, many old sc gamers (jaedong, flash, bisu, etc) still are streaming on korean streaming platform Afreeca TV.
Also, flash (a.k.a lee youngho) recently made headlines for supporting conservative politicians at general election lol 😆 watch this photo images.app.goo.gl/uqbyVVBu8aBDALQ29
What is the appeal of watching a jorbs stream? He seems half asleep most of the time, has the personality of a doorknob, and seems to get angry and every second post in his chat...
For me it's the super laid back and relaxing feel. I like that he doesn't feel the need to fill space by talking needlessly. His personality is quieter and sarcastic, and the deadpan delivery is funny. His reaction to chat seems to be sarcastic to be funny, it doesn't sound or look like anger at all. Obviously this is just my opinion, but I think a lot of people share it.
You're not wrong about any of that, but I think the appeal is the problem solving aspect. Jorbs solves the problems the game throws at him as effectively as possible and there is simple comfort in that.
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imagine tumbling down a hill in a roll of barbed wire
except in this analogy the hill is your enemy's face
and also you are wearing appropriate protection from the barbs
this is a bad analogy
so you're wearing a thick cotton gambeson, wrapped in barbed wire, and the enemies have no such protection.
Thanks, I had no idea I needed this comment so much.
@@svnhddbst8968 or just roped up with a lot of pillows.
I literally don't remember how I found this channel I'm just vibing w it
I searched it thinking it was impossibel to beat the game. I didn't even know ascension was a thing.
@@Krigalishnikov hahaha I remember when I was at that phase. Welcome to the club buddy! High ascension is super interesting once you have played for a while and gets better.
Same
I feel that, found the channel a while ago then bought StS because of it. No regrets so far
I'm in unspeakable pain please help Same bro, I'm just here.
Wait, aren't we all "just here"? Oh Neptune.
Man. The conversation about his therapist was cool. I have actually seen a lot of people be ardent about how streamers shouldn't be used as free therapists because it's just too much weight to lift for them, and here jorbs is talking about how he notices things his therapist does that he can employ? That's just really cool. It speaks volumes about his character. Helping people with their problems isn't an emotionally free thing to do, and the fact that he's willing to do it for his community anyway is WAY cool
Thorns did 457 damage against the Heart, for anyone wondering.
I love jorbs talking about the lack of rain synergy where he lives
great is the weapon that cuts on its own
EXCALITHORNS
Playing risk of rain 2, a bit of a "kill everything" type of game I came at a point when gathering powerups that the entire map died by looking at one enemy.(a big shot fired launching procs that are based on the damage dealt(so ok with auto attacks for example but not for a big nuke). Every enemy killed launches blades, killing others, those blades again launch the first procs that are based on that damage and at the same time the thing that just died cascades the blades that spawn on every kill which spawns...)
Great IRL I guess but in gaming it just gets boring :p.
Influencing conversation: Agree that you are an influencer. My knowledge of COVID comes primarily from Jorbs and Jeff Hoogland because I don't watch any media, but watch games. Both of you are extremely kind and responsible and talk about staying inside and making life easier for others. Thanks for influencing in a positive and common sense way!
"I trim it by taking an electric razor and going 'Bzz Burrooru.'" Yep, that's a razor.
I had a similar run before. I had 3 footwork plus and 2 caltrops plus with bronze scales. The heart was basically killing himself as I got a lucky first hand and a dupe on caltrops 👌🏼
It's funny how nobody commented that TH-cam Jorbs is pretending to be Twitch Jorbs
Oh snap I didn't realize _THE_ Crimson Blur was hip to Jorbs content.
Jorbs jokes on fire in this one
Lived in Edmonton, loved rain. Moved to Vancouver, rain sucks. For all the reasons Jorbs said. Also the fact that it doesn't fucking stop for 5 months
21:37 did he just forget the card rewards screen and skipped on a noxious fumes / catalyst?
Yes, I watched that part 3 times and was wondering which card he picked. Answer non.
He saw those cards and instantly considered them not good for his current run. He probably just assumed that he didn't need to explain to people why, because he thought it was a very obvious fact.
He didn't get offered any jacks, queens or kings.....this is a weird card game
There is something about the silent that is too satisfying to watch
giannis smirnakis i hate to agree with this sentence but it’s true
I like to think that when you have bronze scales silent just duck tapes them on to the top of her hat and then expects enemies to somehow run into it and take damage, which they do
35:11 lol when was this?
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
WEAK IS STRONG
Do you guys ever play this game and think, what would Jorbs do?
Out of curiosity, when does alchemize start to become a pick for you? Only if it's upgraded? I would have thought in a situation where you can't gain more gold that alchemize increases in value. Just not enough to disrupt the flow of your current deck?
alchemize is weird, one thing is that if you want to be able to lock specific potions because there are a couple of fights you're particularly bad at it can be bad to be cycling a potion. but it's a somewhat strong effect, especially if you're good enough at hallway fights to save potions in them, so.... it's weird and complicated.
@@Jorbs weird and complicated like everything in slay the spire, poker, and life.
Thank you for the reply, that helps. I hadn't been considering the implications of adding an effectively dead card in the situations where you don't want to play potion roulette.
I'm guessing burst, nightmare, mummified hand, and caltrops.
"Just say the news" isn't necessarily simple. Deciding if something is newsworthy is a judgement. And making it digestible/giving it context so it makes sense is a thing. And that ignores the reality of funding.
Bro cmon he was making a joke
"TH-cam Jorbs isn't here right now."
...hey, Wait a minute!
I feel Americans love of coffee is a little lesser than Australia, partially because the general coffee quality seems to be substantially worse. According to some stats I googled, 84% of Australians go to a cafe to buy a coffee once a week. And roughly one in four Aussies have at least one coffee a day.
You underestimate Americans love of all foods and the amount we consume them and how often we do said activity
A broken heart doesn't stop hitting themself? (Pre-watching prediction)
Does that mean that listening to jorbs while driving can get me a DUI ?
40:50 why not transform Well Laid Plans? Seems like it wouldn't do anything at this point.
I'm a bit late but I believe it's because you can play it and get it out of your deck for the current combat. Strike doesn't do that and clogs up hand
55:41 no, its Vanilla Ice
Originally Queen - their song "Under Pressure" is the melody/base used in Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby"
Hey Jorbs, any more Griftlands coming?
01:03:50
Im reading this novel now, it's quite good!
What's it called?
@@Xonarag Perdido Street Station by China Miéville. It's a bit like serious Discworld.
Nobody:
Jorbs: 7:45
Thorns for main damage source
wow
Today I learned that people from Seattle are Seattlites.
So fans of Jorbs must be Jorbiters, right? Or is that name reserved for people who have been friendzoned by Steve? Maybe it's the same thing? ;)
Subsequently the inner workings of Jorbs' mind or his "process" should obviously be called Jorbital Mechanics. :D
No they are Jorbocrats.
jorbs fans are jorblings and they are legion
28:09 I'm sure Arrel would also be appreciative of an Ogbomosho.
what a run lmao
Jorrrrbssss
Lawl @ the seniors asking if it's healthy to sit in a chair talking to twitch chat all day. Most other jobs you'd be sitting in a chair all day anyway. May as well enjoy the time you spend doing it lol
The Corona virus talk didn't age well. Fun run though :)
Boxer streams on twitch as a pro poker player. He joined t1 as a streamer, so if you lucky, you can see him on t1 channel. Also, many old sc gamers (jaedong, flash, bisu, etc) still are streaming on korean streaming platform Afreeca TV.
Also, flash (a.k.a lee youngho) recently made headlines for supporting conservative politicians at general election lol 😆 watch this photo
images.app.goo.gl/uqbyVVBu8aBDALQ29
First?
Yep
horse.
What is the appeal of watching a jorbs stream? He seems half asleep most of the time, has the personality of a doorknob, and seems to get angry and every second post in his chat...
and we love him for that
I have no clue. I agree with all of that but I still watch every day and enjoy myself
"So my claim that it was a pressure washer didn't work, is what you're saying" is the type of gold I watch for.
For me it's the super laid back and relaxing feel. I like that he doesn't feel the need to fill space by talking needlessly. His personality is quieter and sarcastic, and the deadpan delivery is funny. His reaction to chat seems to be sarcastic to be funny, it doesn't sound or look like anger at all. Obviously this is just my opinion, but I think a lot of people share it.
You're not wrong about any of that, but I think the appeal is the problem solving aspect. Jorbs solves the problems the game throws at him as effectively as possible and there is simple comfort in that.