Bing Crosby Narrates December
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 ต.ค. 2024
- Parking at Christmas, fills everyone with rage 🎵 Also, can we get Mom something nice this year? #christmas #parody #comedy
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Kim's expression during the first song taking out all of the horrible gifts was hilarious, then watching her watch Penn as he sang was adorable.
At least got gifts.
Penn needs to drop an official Christmas CD.🎄🤶🏾
Very well done & 'Parking at Christmas' is totally Spot On!💯🤣
Parking spot on! 😂
That is why from Black Friday till New Year's, I avoid shopping malls like the plague. I shop on-line!
I've totally followed people to their car to get their parking spot 😂
That was by far my favorite!
Also: they get to their car, you think they're leaving, and then they get into their car and talk on their cell phone for 20 min.
Christmas songs we didn't know we needed! Thank you! Parking at Christmas is my new holiday anthem! Happy Christmas!
1. Where can I get one of THOSE cinnamon rolls?
2. Dontcha hate it when…you find someone walking to their car, only to find out they are NOT leaving? They shake their head at you….
Merry Christmas 🎄
That is a great medley. Merry Christmas to you and your family. 👪🎄🎁
The mom gifts song was spot on. Reminded me of the year that I got a box of Good & Plenty for Mother’s Day. They didn’t even bother to put them in a gift bag. My family still hasn’t lived that down!
The one about Daylight Savings time is spot on. Maybe the most relatable song ever! ❤😊
OK, but it's STANDARD Time that makes it dark at 4:15. NOT Daylight Savings Time.
@@JimWaurin True. Just wish we could keep the sun!
Especially relatable with Kim talking about her astigmatism. I've got that, too, & yes! Night during Standard time is just sparkles everywhere, & it's worse if it's raining. Worst? Local 2-lane roads with on-coming cars who haven't adjusted their headlights to point At. The. Ground. instead of in my eyes. I basically just stop until they drive past me because I am effectively blind.
@@JimWaurin LOL... you are so right. Just a couple of days ago I mentioned to a colleague that Daylight Savings is the ultimate 'elusive punching bag'... everyone seems to agree that it should be eliminated, but a few surveys also quietly shown that ppl are divided about WHICH TIME they'd want locked in as the actual time.
@@JimWaurin how pendantatic of you. Point is changing time back and forth twice a year SUCKS.
The way Penn hit those low notes in the Daylight savings song 😮❤ 🤩
Yes! I was impressed by that too.
Impressive
Fabulous!! Love it! Amazing job singing Penn! Glad I was awake early for this ❤😂🎄
I believe it’s standard time you don’t like, not daylight savings, but point still made.
I know! That's why I was scanning comments. And they supposedly want DST all year round which means somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean we would jump 2 hours, and then lose 2 hours somewhere across the Pacific Ocean... Or we can stay at Standard Time all year round and it will get dark at 8 pm in the Summer ...
THANK YOU!
Pause at 2:07 and read the bottom of the screen below the lyrics
"Gifts for Mommy bummin you out" DEAD ON!! I. AM SANTA....dang it!
Another great Parody Song Medley! I will have to correct you though about Daylight Savings Time. It ended on November 5th. So if you mean you miss DST because now it's over and you miss it because its too dark that's ok. But if you hate DST because it get dark too early that's incorrect.
What a great way to start the day. Merry Christmas to the fam! Happy holidays, everyone. Gifts for mommy, so true. Although maybe instead of aluminum foil, we can get a used gift bag. And I can totally relate to SAD, driving at night, and take that bra off. 👊🏼
Love it! Merry Christmas Holderness family - you make the holidays cheery and bright!
“Parking at Christmas “ was an awesome bonus! I forgot about that; I need to order everything online for the next month.
What a great Medley, everyone should have a Penn to follow them around and sing about their holiday blues! 🤣🎄 Just one friendly note, it's the winter standard time, plus the northern hemisphere of the earth tipped away from the sun that makes it dark at 4:15!! 🎄
That bothered me too... calling it "daylight savings." Maybe it just fit better in the song.
@@anival9576 "Winter Standard" fits the same as "Daylight Savings."
@@anival9576 Glad to know I wasn't the only one, I usually don't comment and be that annoying nit-picky person, but so many people get it wrong and then complain about it which just bugs me! 😆🤣
"Metabolismmmm" .... Best line! And that's coming from someone who absolutely loves The Little Drummer Boy!
I can't even describe how happpy this makes me! Bing Crosby is the best! His voice IS Christmas!! Beautiful job, Penn! 🥰🎄❤️💚
😂😂 why does this hit hard 😂😂😂 hope you guys enjoy your holidays ❤
Lol "hit hard" because he was a deranged, unhinged, alcoholic that likes to beat his children!
🎉 howdy 🤠 y'all from coastal Mississippi. Have watched y'all for years. Thanks for a wonderful year. Holiday Inn is one of my favourite movies.😂
Hope that you'll be on the next AMAZING RACE ALL STARS EDITION, You guys rock!!
I love Penn’s jacket! If I knew my wife and daughter wouldn’t veto it, I’d buy one for myself!
Buy jackets for all of you.
Damn Penn hit those deep notes!
I just rewatched your Amazing Race season and I have to say you are my favorite team ever. I love the way you work together, support each other and keep a level head when things get hard.❤️ Merry Christmas!
Love all these songs. I just go for the outer parking spots. I'd rather walk and get in than circle the lot for 20 minutes :O :)
Actually, I think you LOVE Daylight Savings Time. That is what we just "fell back from" a month ago. We are now on Standard Time which means the early sunsets in the winter. I vote for Dalight Savings Time all year round so we have more hours of daylight at the end of the day during the winter.
We would all like a later sunset, but the trade off would something like 14 weeks worth of sunrises after 8:00 am.
Priceless! I am with you, my friends. My world is now "sparkly" too. Ah, good old astigmatism! Blessings - Judith 🎭🎤
Same, and I'm in college.
Is yours worse when it rains, too? And, omg, people who don't adjust their headlights to point at the ground should all get tickets.
@@moniquetroth Oh, I totally agree with you. I just had both cataract eye surgeries this summer and I still get that. Have a great day.
Wait, Daylight Saving Time ended in November. You actually LIKE Daylight Saving Time.
I am confused by the daylight savings time song - shouldn't the lyrics say "I MISS daylight savings time?" Because we have it in the summer, and winter we just use straight up regular time. Right? And mom gifts, so spot on. Also now I want a cinnamon bun. Or a sticky bun. Or a pain de chocolat. Turnover. I'm not picky.
You need to do a parking song that deals with all the spaces stores are now marking for OTHER things. You go to the store and there are six "Handicapped" spaces (always empty) and then another 6-10 for online orders and delivery services (also always empty. Meanwhile, the customers who are there to buy things have to park a quarter mile away and walk through a field of empty stalls. Hallelujah holy $%#@ where is the Tylonol !!??!!??
(Great job as always).
Thank God that you are able to go to the store, and to walk long distances.
@@Ariel-T-Friesner Yes. past rows and rows of empty spots.
Marking myself still safe from Swift Addiction. I could care less. Gifts this year are great, as is the food. Family can’t be together, but we do what we can via FB call.
I’m from Spokane Washington where Bing Crosby was born and raised. We have the Bing Crosby theater in downtown.
Metabolism and carbs, lol, I think that ship has sailed for me. Cinnamon buns ftw. These are a lot of fun. I love that red jacket and the gold guitar photo shelf.
So actually daylight savings ended last month, so you should be glad it ended and now lighter in the morning, unless you don't like the dark in the evening? Anyway, if you hate the dark at night then you hate daylight saving times ending, or just wish it would stay at the time of DST.
My neighbor just said that when her husband wants to go out in the evening (the dark evening...) she'll think: is it bra-worthy?
Yeah, the moms get the short end, but it’s not about that.
The time change has me wrecked…still.
This time of year is too stressful and it really shouldn’t be. It’s not what it’s supposed to be about.
This is one of your best - love it. Cheers and all the best for Christmas and New year :)
😂 maybe a more Robert Goulet sound, but it's still funny. So glad I'm not the only one that changes up these songs.
Penn, I wish my parents were still alive. They would have loved this Christmas rendition of Bing Crosby!!!! (BTW, so did I!)
This is so awesome!!! Thank you for cheering me up!!!!! The parking video is hilarious!!! ❤❤❤❤
You forgot to add the idiots who walk to their cars in a parking lot, you put your turn signal on and they sit there for 10 minutes looking at their phones.
A new Christmas classic!
PS love where you keep your notes 😉. Don't know how you come up with all this stuff, much less remember it all!
Daylight savings time ended November 5. You have standard time, which we are in, now.
The both of you are insanely talented, and absolutely adorable together. Cheers to bra off time 👙🍷
Was totally feeling the Daylight Savings as I sit at my desk at 7:15am and it’s still dark outside, with my ‘happy light’ shining in my face! 😂
It would actually an hour darker at 7:15 am if we weren't on standard time.
🎉First!
More standards like this please. I am laughing out loud.
Season Affective Disorder……………? S.A.D……………………….? 😢❤
Yay, Penn busted out the red plaid jacket, it's officially Christmas now!
A tradition! 🎄
True parking story. We were in second spot from door at local mall. When we got in car it became a major battle over our spot. We sat for 30 min waiting cars let us out. I had to flag a mall cop to navigate while hubby waited in car
Wow!!!!
Superb! You really made me smile... You are absolutely. spot on! Especially the stuff with the wrappings for mum....
Parking at Christmas!!! 😂 Thank you for the much needed laughs this morning! ❤💚❤️💚🎄
At least it's a green candle, I like Green. That Nog's not for kids, it's been spiked. SAVE GEN-X, MAKE A LAW AGAINST DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME! Yeah it was the Money and Martini's and Bing was silk, Bing loved Silk. That's why you shop in October, Avoid the Christmas Rush.
Next song about Amazon please.
This is so clever. Merry Christmas!
That is why I do my shopping online. No parking issues,but your song was spot on.😂
Can't relate to the parking issue, I always park the furthest away anyways, for so many reasons. Top reason get those steps in!❤ Merry Christmas 🎅 🎄!!
Great fitness idea. 😊
I love the interactions on the daylight saving song. ❤❤
😂 Goodness me I so love you guys! I so look forward to your posts!❤❤❤❤
yes four fifteen. the day is done
I Love Love Love Daylight savings ♥
I enjoy your lower register singing, Penn! ❤❤❤😊😊😊
Penn's voice is amazing
Awesome songs! 😂😂😂 but I think it would be more accurately titled “Michael Buble’ narrates” instead of Bing Crosby, because that’s who Penn sounds like. ✅
This should be titled Perry Como Narrates Christmas.....not very Bing-like....still funny, though!
Love the parking at Christmas song which is so true. In Toronto, it’s also getting out of the parking lot especially at dinner time on a weekend from November onward. Minimum 40 minute wait. I Only go if I absolutely have to get something.
LOL. In the first two tunes, Penn sounds more like Brian Setzer than Bing Crosby. 😀😀
Being Autistic Kinda Means That I’ve Perfected The Irish Goodbye,I Love That Nobody Expects me to Say Anything Whenever I Leave,I Just go
We were leaving a Christmas party right next to a popular Christmas market, and my very stubborn toddler took 15 minutes buckling herself up while 4 cars hovered behind us. “don’t-help-me-mommy-I-do-it-myself!” 😰🚗🚘🚙🚗
Fantastic. What an amazing job you do on these videos. Thank you for bringing some smiles and laughter into our lives.
Hahaha Bing's voice? Hardly! Bill Murray as the Lounge Lizard singer on SNL back in the early 80's? Maybe!! Great parody lyrics as usual, guys.
Um...we are no longer in Daylight Saving Time. So we actually LIKE Daylight Saving time! 😊
Yes x 10 re: Daylight Savings Time! Even in here in FL it stinks; we can no longer go for a walk after dinner or enjoy any outside evening activities that we would do the rest of the year. ☹️ ….More like losing daylight than daylight savings-Let’s just drop it for good!
This drives me crazy! Daylight savings is when it stays light out (Summer). Standard time is when it's dark! When we changed the clocks in November, we ended Daylight savings!
Awesome songs again! My favorite was the Daylight Savings song and the last Bonus song, especially the Karaoke format!
Parking at Christmas...true, but we are in Germany, and have public transport. I am also handmaking gifts this year, so I won't be fighting crowds if I can help it.
Daylight savings?
I love it! I hate Standard time. It is dark before the afternoon concludes. I wish Daylight Savings was all year.
Kim’s got the “You’re dead to me” face nailed!
Ok, anyone else want to buy the Christmas plaid suit just to have for yourself or to gag gift a family member? No? Just me?
Also, found these songs are hilarious. Don't necessarily agree with the Taylor Swift thing but I'm a renegade that way
Excellent as always. The whole thing is just *chef’s kiss.* Why do you guys not have an album yet?
But isn't being home early all nice? By the end of summer everyone wanting to stay out late... I'm like enough. Talk to me in Jan. though that's when it hits.
It’s Standard Time you hate...as do I. If only it was Daylight Savings time we’d have more light, later. Cute video. I love the curtains by the tree.
I literally learned yesterday that people with astigmatism see lights differently - flares or rays or halos. My poor husband who has astigmatism said "I didn't know that's not how other people see light!!" So know you're seen. And please say your kids didn't give you measuring spoons.
2:04 It’s nicer to live on the western end of a time zone!
For many years it’s been debated on whether New England should be switched to Atlantic Time (Nova Scotia is on Atlantic Time) That would be great for us but I’m not holding my breath!
Uh… we are not on Daylight Saving Time now.
I agree... I think they mean we LOVE daylight savings time.
I am so confused as to why Daylight Saving Time is so hated this time of year when we are now back on Standard Time as of 11/5. I think it's standard time that many don't like -- that they would prefer to stay on DST to keep that extra hour of light later in the day.
You hate daylight savings… welcome to Sweden 🇸🇪 we have it too and here in Kiruna the sun set 12 Dec 11:34 and won’t rise until 3 Jan 😢 I don’t know what daylight our government wants us to save 😅
Spot on the parking lot new anthem!!!🌲🚗🚙 I'm with Kim on the cinnamon buns! Now I'm hungry 😂😋
I need an hour long version of I hate Daylight Savings Time cuz it's truly trash 🗑️🗑️
I love this, but what decade are you from here? The malls around here are pretty much empty and parking is never an issue anymore.
I just watched White Christmas on Netflix last wknd and that made this even better 😂😂😂
Astigmatism at night is no joke! Lasix can fix it for some people
My sister was really unsafe to drive home from work, now she's completely fine, all the refraction of light and sparkly halos are gone!
4:10 No no no. This is totally inaccurate. He gets in his car, and his taillights are on, but doesn't move, then you realize he's on the phone, or taking forever to set GPS or something. Then you start to believe he's not moving just to piss you off. Then he finally comes out the wrong way, towards you, so you have to shift around, and that's when someone else from the other direction gets the spot.
Oh oh oh.......... To fill everyone with rage..... When you fallow the person to there car, and they just put there bag in the car then head back to the mall...I can not be the only one that goes crazy when folks do that...
You hate Daylight Savings? Sounds like you hate Standard Time and wish you could stay on DST year round like we do.
Daylight Savings Time is spot on. Now, what about those people who have finished shopping, have put the stuff in their car and the just sit there calling someone on their cellphone or fiddling with some stuff and not leaving right away!
I am with you Kim! I have my SAD light, and cannot see to drive at night. In PJ's right after work at 4:30.
OMG! 🎄 Parking At Christmas 🎄 is the ABSOLUTE BEST!
Lol except malls are empty…. Everyone working their 2nd or 3rd job.