@@cindyskottNo it would be “… Also skip:…” of course I’m just playing with you and I don’t actually care, but there’s no need to be critical. God loves you.
@@cindyskott an elipsis indicates prior words and words ahead. I used it correctly, I also am not telling you what it do, it’s just funny since you corrected someone and you were wrong too. It’s ok to admit you’re wrong, we all make mistakes. God bless
For me, the most confusing thing in Minecraft is going out of infinite blocks in the sky and falling in water you take zero demage, and the fact that cactus can destroy a hard rock that resist lava
I just realized that Minecraft has cows and no bulls but all cows are girls… so when you’re breeding them… well… they are lesbians… all of them… like me…😅
Thats... not... exactly true... not all cows are female, and not all males are bulls - A bull, by definition, is simply a male cow designated to be the breeder, much like a heifer is a female cow who has not yet been bred. Animals are incapable of homosexuality, as they act purely upon instict - "What will continue my genes?" Be it survival or breeding, that is the ultimate goal of any animal, really.
@@sticky8590 for example, this "character" is i guess displayed as skip usually not pausing or laughing, but in this case the "broke" it by uncontrollably laughing
When my sister started Minecraft, and I was teaching her, she said “Hey look! I found a rotten pumpkin!” And I started laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and I said “Thats a melon! Not a rotten pumpkin!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Got the Checkers inside with the Watermelon Being Carved and the Higher Times with the Bizarre Halloween, Got the Glitch Experiences and the Horizontal Glass Pane Placing being Bizarre but Cool and the Higher Seeing it up and Playing it out Fire
SkipTheTutorial: I mean, I've heard of a PEA shooter, but I've never heard of a PEA-sized shooter. Me: *hears it as "I mean, I've heard of a PEE shooter, but I've never heard of a PEE-sized shooter.".
I would think the lower behind the snowy strider would probably be because when you have frostbite and hypothermia people describe it as feeling warm, maybe that’s why
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Skip: *Puts on elytra and gets fireworks*
Skip: *Flies away in creative mode*
It would be
Skip:puts on elytra and gets fire works
Skip also:flies away in creative
Not what ever you said.
@@cindyskottNo it would be “… Also skip:…” of course I’m just playing with you and I don’t actually care, but there’s no need to be critical. God loves you.
@@CashLovesJesus ya know I can do and say what I wanna kid
@@CashLovesJesus And when ya start with “ ya don’t do lil spaces or it ain’t makin’ sense
@@cindyskott an elipsis indicates prior words and words ahead. I used it correctly, I also am not telling you what it do, it’s just funny since you corrected someone and you were wrong too. It’s ok to admit you’re wrong, we all make mistakes. God bless
For me, the most confusing thing in Minecraft is going out of infinite blocks in the sky and falling in water you take zero demage, and the fact that cactus can destroy a hard rock that resist lava
W pfp
The non logic to Minecraft is one of the reasons that it’s so famous
Worse the logic, better the game
Rt?
U play brawl stars?
Man leashing players would be the funniest thing ever added to Minecraft 😂😂
😂
I’m using my funny bone to spell
Mmmmmhhm
That’s what fishing rods are for
Just slavery at this point
I just realized that Minecraft has cows and no bulls but all cows are girls… so when you’re breeding them… well… they are lesbians… all of them… like me…😅
First
Thats... not... exactly true... not all cows are female, and not all males are bulls - A bull, by definition, is simply a male cow designated to be the breeder, much like a heifer is a female cow who has not yet been bred. Animals are incapable of homosexuality, as they act purely upon instict - "What will continue my genes?" Be it survival or breeding, that is the ultimate goal of any animal, really.
What if they’re all gay? Or biologically bisexual
@@Woah-bc9ry According to Mojang, ALL mobs are agender, except for the Enderdragon, which is female
Lol
6:06 i know for a fact skip had a dirty mind while talking about the leashing players
Skip breaking character from laughing to much is just the best thing to hear
what character?
@@sticky8590 "breaking character" is a metaphor
look it up i guess
@@tjunkton yeah but hes not a character, hes just himself
@sticky8590 he literally said it was a metaphor 😭, used to describe something/someone as something else to describe it in more depth
@@sticky8590 for example, this "character" is i guess displayed as skip usually not pausing or laughing, but in this case the "broke" it by uncontrollably laughing
I know for a FACT you've asked people to subscribe with their elbow before. And I'm pretty sure that's how I subscribed.
when i subbed i thought he was family friendly but then i heard this 15:48
@@CarterJackson-e7rwhen did he swear
lol I did it rn
I did that!
19:10 You had the perfect opportunity for a Minecraft: Story Mode reference, and you blew it. Telltale Games did not die for this. Angry Emoji.
What was it?
@@Michael-qv7wta big wither which is like a wither storm
Trapdoors were invented in 1789.
People in 1788: 0:58
lol
Finally a normal person in the comments.
Fr
I can't
8:45 If one were to combine this with explosive arrows, they have their own hand-launched ICBMs.
I'm gonna try this.
6:00 GET BACK TO WOUHK BLUD
Maybe Mojang originally planned for people to get ink through buckets and the squid milk was some sort of holdover from that?
0:03 Who else would say that if you used the autogenerated captions, it would’ve said “confused a stew”?
Not for me
"Made -with insomnia- in 4 hours _very _ early in the morning "best line ever.
6:23 thats the running with scissors company logo, the dudes that made the postal series
sign my petition dammit
@@Dankster-yo8xv no way, you freaking pinko!1!1
Tying your boat to a lead makes mob transportation incredibly easy.
Us bedrock players can literally just tie a million boats and ship an entire village
The nametag thing is much easier than that: just put a space 🎉
0:21 the reason for that number is because computers work in powers of two, and that number happens to be 2^30-1
Sand blocks falling up sounds like a sick speedrun tech tho
When my sister started Minecraft, and I was teaching her, she said “Hey look! I found a rotten pumpkin!” And I started laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and I said “Thats a melon! Not a rotten pumpkin!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Got the Checkers inside with the Watermelon Being Carved and the Higher Times with the Bizarre Halloween, Got the Glitch Experiences and the Horizontal Glass Pane Placing being Bizarre but Cool and the Higher Seeing it up and Playing it out Fire
3d world music brings me back
1:35 Lord Mountbatten moment
27:21 Camman18’s worst nightmare 😂
Waterlogged mangrove roots look like the old crying obsidian
“I wonder if my falling entries can fly” *starts floating away* “huh”
The most confusing thing in minecraft is the fact that so many things confuse me
I have subscribed and with my elbow 😎😎😎
If an enderman puts a grass block in your boat, it may be handy if you want an island desert base
Me a new subscriber ❤😊🎉
30:36 I watched until here
why are you called skip the tutorial when you make minecraft ''tutorials''
Tutorial********************************
@@Icesta663 sorry for the typo ill edit it so most replies would be complains about it
Because it’s skipping other tutorials that may take longer (I think)
because his name is skip and he is the tutorial
@@95cardboardwait hear him out
16:04 thx for the reference!❤
20:11 “You can’t see it, but there’s invisible pistons here.” Well, gee, Skip, I never noticed. 😮
SkipTheTutorial: I mean, I've heard of a PEA shooter, but I've never heard of a PEA-sized shooter.
Me: *hears it as "I mean, I've heard of a PEE shooter, but I've never heard of a PEE-sized shooter.".
10:49 Another way to name a name tag "Name Tag" is just to rename it anything like ANYTHING and then rename it again to Name Tag
I actully subscribed with my elbow
Stonecutter automining sounds so fun
Here’s another confusing thing: i keep a phantom as a pet in my minecraft house
I was already subscribed so I liked with my elbow
i subscribed with my elbow EASY
I would think the lower behind the snowy strider would probably be because when you have frostbite and hypothermia people describe it as feeling warm, maybe that’s why
for me the most confusing thing in minecraft is endermen surviving in water in a cauldron
Can you try Immersive Railroading?
Every block in Minecraft makes 0 sense one way or another
6:15 im pretty sure putting people on a leash is a fetish
4:38 Misspelled Ghost Cow as Ghast Cow apparently-
I liked with my elbow! 🎉
13:13 "One day, somewhere in the futur, my work will be quoted"
6:23 skip used the logo of running with scissors (the company who made the POSTAL franchise), nice
Imagine on server, fleet of players swimming and one of them plays war symphony casually with his jukebox boat😂😂
26:05 you don’t even need a weapon, you can just use your fist
i did it i pressed the sub button with my elbow
Subbed w my elbow
Adding tnt to a boat would be a suicide boat 😂
19: The better way to moonwalk is to bridge quickly in bedwars.
For most of these i was best described as:*shocked toaster noises*
I just subscribed with my elbow 🎉
I was already subscribed so I liked with my elbow ❤❤❤
I literally subscribed with my elbow
I seriously subscribed with my elbow:)
Me trying to press the subscribe button with my elbow but I'm on a PC *bash bash OW*
When I saw the bow one i started thinking that it was the size of 2 villages 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
if you can use a bow in a boat and have tnt in the back you could make a fun mini game
I subbed with my tounge
I subscribed with my elbows!
I subscribed with my elbow
imagine having a 3d game but you cant place diagonal glass panes
24:16 “When we ignite this TNT 🗣️🗣️🎶🎶🎵”
u can use the dirt block boat to carry plants!.. still kinda useless but at least it'd look cool ^-^
I did it i subed with my elbow❤❤❤
JUSTICE FOR THE DIRT BLOCK PASSENGER!!!!!!
TNT boats, fire bows, water battle
Ok I did it 0:14 😊😊 your welcome
"You say any liquid can get water logged? M I L K"
(My stupid smart freind)-
turns out that it is, in fact, possible to subscribe with your elbow.
i subscribed with my elbow
the kirby's epic yarn music got me
Bro I actually subbed with my elbow
29:04 *lighting flash*
'cElInG tOrChEs'
lantens
Boats are not leashable in java and it's the best feature ever. Villagers have never been easier to move
Omg I actually subscribed with my elbow. But i was already subscribed so i unsubscribed and then re subbed With my elbow.
DUDE YOU ARE EXTREMELY FAMOUS 9MINS AGO AND 2k VIEWS?!? CONGRATS!
I’ve been subbed before 1 mil😂
Fun fact the funny bone isn't a bone it's a nerve
You never know when you need a dirt block
“The ghost cow.” IT’S GHAST COW
Some of the things said ghost cow and ghost cow
I just subscribed with my elbow!!!!!! 🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊
Gotta love the rws sign
I have subscribed with my elbow
Mission accomplished 👍
surprised the pether nortal was only a background piece.
the moonwalk will never get old
28:33 damn the shimmer in minecraft goes crazy
I subbed with my elbow
Yippee
I just subscribed with my elbow😂😂😂
I subscribed with my elbow just saying because you said
Buggy... buggy continously falls upward
I subscribed and liked with my elbow😎
I am a Penguin 🐧
Very gud Penguin *patpat*
@@FloDasFloh 😄
@@Krqze0Official ye?
Ok
Gg
I managed to subscribe without having to crash my boat