@@cindyskottNo it would be “… Also skip:…” of course I’m just playing with you and I don’t actually care, but there’s no need to be critical. God loves you.
@@cindyskott an elipsis indicates prior words and words ahead. I used it correctly, I also am not telling you what it do, it’s just funny since you corrected someone and you were wrong too. It’s ok to admit you’re wrong, we all make mistakes. God bless
I just realized that Minecraft has cows and no bulls but all cows are girls… so when you’re breeding them… well… they are lesbians… all of them… like me…😅
Thats... not... exactly true... not all cows are female, and not all males are bulls - A bull, by definition, is simply a male cow designated to be the breeder, much like a heifer is a female cow who has not yet been bred. Animals are incapable of homosexuality, as they act purely upon instict - "What will continue my genes?" Be it survival or breeding, that is the ultimate goal of any animal, really.
@@sticky8590 for example, this "character" is i guess displayed as skip usually not pausing or laughing, but in this case the "broke" it by uncontrollably laughing
When my sister started Minecraft, and I was teaching her, she said “Hey look! I found a rotten pumpkin!” And I started laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and I said “Thats a melon! Not a rotten pumpkin!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
SkipTheTutorial: I mean, I've heard of a PEA shooter, but I've never heard of a PEA-sized shooter. Me: *hears it as "I mean, I've heard of a PEE shooter, but I've never heard of a PEE-sized shooter.".
Got the Checkers inside with the Watermelon Being Carved and the Higher Times with the Bizarre Halloween, Got the Glitch Experiences and the Horizontal Glass Pane Placing being Bizarre but Cool and the Higher Seeing it up and Playing it out Fire
I would think the lower behind the snowy strider would probably be because when you have frostbite and hypothermia people describe it as feeling warm, maybe that’s why
@@Call_me_sammy They do specific machinery with redstone (In-game wiring system) to trick the game into creating something that shouldn't be possible. Such as, an inverted portal.
Skip: *Puts on elytra and gets fireworks*
Skip: *Flies away in creative mode*
It would be
Skip:puts on elytra and gets fire works
Skip also:flies away in creative
Not what ever you said.
@@cindyskottNo it would be “… Also skip:…” of course I’m just playing with you and I don’t actually care, but there’s no need to be critical. God loves you.
@@CashLovesJesus ya know I can do and say what I wanna kid
@@CashLovesJesus And when ya start with “ ya don’t do lil spaces or it ain’t makin’ sense
@@cindyskott an elipsis indicates prior words and words ahead. I used it correctly, I also am not telling you what it do, it’s just funny since you corrected someone and you were wrong too. It’s ok to admit you’re wrong, we all make mistakes. God bless
Man leashing players would be the funniest thing ever added to Minecraft 😂😂
😂
I’m using my funny bone to spell
Mmmmmhhm
That’s what fishing rods are for
Just slavery at this point
I just realized that Minecraft has cows and no bulls but all cows are girls… so when you’re breeding them… well… they are lesbians… all of them… like me…😅
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Thats... not... exactly true... not all cows are female, and not all males are bulls - A bull, by definition, is simply a male cow designated to be the breeder, much like a heifer is a female cow who has not yet been bred. Animals are incapable of homosexuality, as they act purely upon instict - "What will continue my genes?" Be it survival or breeding, that is the ultimate goal of any animal, really.
What if they’re all gay? Or biologically bisexual
@@Woah-bc9ry According to Mojang, ALL mobs are agender, except for the Enderdragon, which is female
Lol
Skip breaking character from laughing to much is just the best thing to hear
what character?
@@sticky8590 "breaking character" is a metaphor
look it up i guess
@@tjunkton yeah but hes not a character, hes just himself
@sticky8590 he literally said it was a metaphor 😭, used to describe something/someone as something else to describe it in more depth
@@sticky8590 for example, this "character" is i guess displayed as skip usually not pausing or laughing, but in this case the "broke" it by uncontrollably laughing
6:06 i know for a fact skip had a dirty mind while talking about the leashing players
I know for a FACT you've asked people to subscribe with their elbow before. And I'm pretty sure that's how I subscribed.
when i subbed i thought he was family friendly but then i heard this 15:48
@@CarterJackson-e7rwhen did he swear
lol I did it rn
I did that!
19:10 You had the perfect opportunity for a Minecraft: Story Mode reference, and you blew it. Telltale Games did not die for this. Angry Emoji.
What was it?
@@Michael-qv7wta big wither which is like a wither storm
Trapdoors were invented in 1789.
People in 1788: 0:58
lol
Finally a normal person in the comments.
Fr
I can't
8:45 If one were to combine this with explosive arrows, they have their own hand-launched ICBMs.
I'm gonna try this.
6:00 GET BACK TO WOUHK BLUD
"Made -with insomnia- in 4 hours _very _ early in the morning "best line ever.
0:03 Who else would say that if you used the autogenerated captions, it would’ve said “confused a stew”?
Not for me
Maybe Mojang originally planned for people to get ink through buckets and the squid milk was some sort of holdover from that?
Tying your boat to a lead makes mob transportation incredibly easy.
Us bedrock players can literally just tie a million boats and ship an entire village
6:23 thats the running with scissors company logo, the dudes that made the postal series
sign my petition dammit
@@Dankster-yo8xv no way, you freaking pinko!1!1
When my sister started Minecraft, and I was teaching her, she said “Hey look! I found a rotten pumpkin!” And I started laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and I said “Thats a melon! Not a rotten pumpkin!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The nametag thing is much easier than that: just put a space 🎉
The most confusing thing in minecraft is the fact that so many things confuse me
4:38 Misspelled Ghost Cow as Ghast Cow apparently-
0:21 the reason for that number is because computers work in powers of two, and that number happens to be 2^30-1
“I wonder if my falling entries can fly” *starts floating away* “huh”
Sand blocks falling up sounds like a sick speedrun tech tho
why are you called skip the tutorial when you make minecraft ''tutorials''
Tutorial********************************
@@Icesta663 sorry for the typo ill edit it so most replies would be complains about it
Because it’s skipping other tutorials that may take longer (I think)
because his name is skip and he is the tutorial
@@95cardboardwait hear him out
27:21 Camman18’s worst nightmare 😂
I have subscribed and with my elbow 😎😎😎
SkipTheTutorial: I mean, I've heard of a PEA shooter, but I've never heard of a PEA-sized shooter.
Me: *hears it as "I mean, I've heard of a PEE shooter, but I've never heard of a PEE-sized shooter.".
I was already subscribed so I liked with my elbow
Me a new subscriber ❤😊🎉
30:36 I watched until here
I am a Penguin 🐧
Very gud Penguin *patpat*
@@FloDasFloh 😄
@@Krqze0Official ye?
Ok
Gg
Got the Checkers inside with the Watermelon Being Carved and the Higher Times with the Bizarre Halloween, Got the Glitch Experiences and the Horizontal Glass Pane Placing being Bizarre but Cool and the Higher Seeing it up and Playing it out Fire
20:11 “You can’t see it, but there’s invisible pistons here.” Well, gee, Skip, I never noticed. 😮
I seriously subscribed with my elbow:)
16:04 thx for the reference!❤
24:16 “When we ignite this TNT 🗣️🗣️🎶🎶🎵”
I actully subscribed with my elbow
6:15 im pretty sure putting people on a leash is a fetish
1:35 Lord Mountbatten moment
for me the most confusing thing in minecraft is endermen surviving in water in a cauldron
3d world music brings me back
Waterlogged mangrove roots look like the old crying obsidian
I was already subscribed so I liked with my elbow ❤❤❤
1:46 How much stone would a stonecutter cut if a stonecutter could cut stone?
I just subscribed with my elbow 🎉
10:49 Another way to name a name tag "Name Tag" is just to rename it anything like ANYTHING and then rename it again to Name Tag
Here’s another confusing thing: i keep a phantom as a pet in my minecraft house
If an enderman puts a grass block in your boat, it may be handy if you want an island desert base
I liked with my elbow! 🎉
13:13 "One day, somewhere in the futur, my work will be quoted"
6:23 skip used the logo of running with scissors (the company who made the POSTAL franchise), nice
i subscribed with my elbow EASY
Can you try Immersive Railroading?
i did it i pressed the sub button with my elbow
Every block in Minecraft makes 0 sense one way or another
I literally subscribed with my elbow
Ok I did it 0:14 😊😊 your welcome
DUDE YOU ARE EXTREMELY FAMOUS 9MINS AGO AND 2k VIEWS?!? CONGRATS!
I did it i subed with my elbow❤❤❤
10:26 "...then the bottom one with a f**kin fish."
Can all these be downloaded on (a tablet version of) Minecraft?
JUSTICE FOR THE DIRT BLOCK PASSENGER!!!!!!
I’ve been subbed before 1 mil😂
Imagine on server, fleet of players swimming and one of them plays war symphony casually with his jukebox boat😂😂
I would think the lower behind the snowy strider would probably be because when you have frostbite and hypothermia people describe it as feeling warm, maybe that’s why
When I saw the bow one i started thinking that it was the size of 2 villages 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Adding tnt to a boat would be a suicide boat 😂
I subscribed with my elbows!
turns out that it is, in fact, possible to subscribe with your elbow.
For most of these i was best described as:*shocked toaster noises*
I have subscribed with my elbow
Mission accomplished 👍
I just subscribed with my elbow!!!!!! 🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊
I just subscribed with my elbow😂😂😂
I subscribed with my elbow
I subscribed and liked with my elbow😎
26:05 you don’t even need a weapon, you can just use your fist
Stonecutter automining sounds so fun
Bro I actually subbed with my elbow
15:44 movie/show reference?
i subscribed with my elbow
0:55 AINT NO ONE TALKIN’ ABOUT THE INVERTED PORTAL
That's update suppression
@@Cranespider what?idk what that is .(I’m not a gamer)
@@Call_me_sammy They do specific machinery with redstone (In-game wiring system) to trick the game into creating something that shouldn't be possible. Such as, an inverted portal.
Also, update suppression is only needed for inverted portals in survival, as they can be easily recreated with commands.
@@Cranespider oh,ok
the moonwalk will never get old
“The ghost cow.” IT’S GHAST COW
Some of the things said ghost cow and ghost cow
I unsubscribed then subscribed with my elbow.
Ha ha😂😂😂
imagine having a 3d game but you cant place diagonal glass panes
Just subbed with my elbow 😂
Subbed w my elbow
'cElInG tOrChEs'
lantens
TNT boats, fire bows, water battle
Buggy... buggy continously falls upward
Omg I actually subscribed with my elbow. But i was already subscribed so i unsubscribed and then re subbed With my elbow.
I subbed with my tounge
Me trying to press the subscribe button with my elbow but I'm on a PC *bash bash OW*
the kirby's epic yarn music got me
I subscribed with my elbow 😅
u can use the dirt block boat to carry plants!.. still kinda useless but at least it'd look cool ^-^
0:30 you can do this in normal Minecraft by giveing a aurmor stand how much you want with commands and take it back
19: The better way to moonwalk is to bridge quickly in bedwars.
"You say any liquid can get water logged? M I L K"
(My stupid smart freind)-
I subscribed with my elbow 😂 fr
You never know when you need a dirt block
28:33 damn the shimmer in minecraft goes crazy