Russian Army Rations: (WHAT IS THIS!?!?🤢)

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  • @DanandJoel
    @DanandJoel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3606

    So much fun!!! thanks for having me on as always such a pleasure :D love you guys

    • @연이-e8r
      @연이-e8r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      단앤조엘 Dan and Joel 우와!!! 대박 졸귀 조엘이당!!!!!♡♡♡

    • @Korshort_
      @Korshort_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      올리자!

    • @supamiaw_elody
      @supamiaw_elody 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      조엘 귀요미! 팬이에용 >_

    • @lovelysubber
      @lovelysubber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      we also had fun because of you Joel as always ❤

    • @김재욱-l4o
      @김재욱-l4o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      조엘!! jolly 에서도 보고싶었어요!!
      물론 단앤조엘에서 보고 있었지만ㅋㅋ

  • @crazyan03
    @crazyan03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5276

    I really love how the name of this channel changes depending on who's the guest.

    • @kristineirupang
      @kristineirupang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Yeah! It's like it can adapt to any name. 😮

    • @20_putuayuanandacilap.79
      @20_putuayuanandacilap.79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Upp

    • @tanglazy5931
      @tanglazy5931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That’s magic ha

    • @nearlhenro
      @nearlhenro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ㄹㅇ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅇㅈ

    • @azamshah6976
      @azamshah6976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      I’m still a bit upset Rev Chris’ episode isn’t named Holly yet

  • @amaliadardian2821
    @amaliadardian2821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1817

    00:13
    "You can just put two things on there and then it would be Joely."
    We all have that one good friend who watches us struggle silently, without judgement, but then as soon as we succeed, comes up with "you know what, you could've done it like this". Then bam bam, finishes in one or two short steps.
    Ollie's remarks are pure gold.

    • @chocmilkshake24
      @chocmilkshake24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I have to admit, I am that friend. In my defense, I wanted to give them a chance to express themselves before improving on it

    • @aleenadas2054
      @aleenadas2054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am that friend

    • @Lipurshan
      @Lipurshan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Suddenly all appeared lol

  • @tatianapadervinskaite2982
    @tatianapadervinskaite2982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    As a Russian, I can tell that Ollie's vegetable caviar definition is the best thing I've ever heard

    • @Lipurshan
      @Lipurshan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You face this vid like a champ

  • @bryhalla
    @bryhalla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3003

    *Three British Guys Traumatize Themselves For 13 Minutes Straight*
    there, more appropriate title. 😂😂

    • @lunyx8147
      @lunyx8147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Perfect 🤣🤣

    • @okcomputerr
      @okcomputerr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Title*
      I had to

    • @NOU-iw3gb
      @NOU-iw3gb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Those kind of titles are shit

    • @bryhalla
      @bryhalla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yow 😆 just realized it. thanks!

    • @okcomputerr
      @okcomputerr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bryhalla np

  • @ВадимКокарев-к7ц
    @ВадимКокарев-к7ц 4 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    As a Russian who served in army and who have eaten that food very often, i can tell that you've done wrong almost everything, bois :D
    And yeah, we eat pure cold pig fat with bread and garlic, and you probably SHOULD'NT add it to you chiken

    • @vad.s5341
      @vad.s5341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      согласен . 3 горе дегустатора

    • @fariz6517
      @fariz6517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      "thats why army get trained" -Ollie

    • @jamesschultz2039
      @jamesschultz2039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@vad.s5341 А что, все прямо ОБЯЗАНЫ любить русскую кухню? Нормальные у вас предъявы, чуваки.

    • @riidwanrahat1476
      @riidwanrahat1476 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just for view

    • @downup-fx7wr
      @downup-fx7wr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm not russian but what can we expect from, soft picky eaters like these? they do not know about anything, nor did they lived a hard life. btw russian mre looks delicious to me. respect from my country to yours.

  • @senajabeen1076
    @senajabeen1076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1473

    Ollie has hit a new level of dark web searching for random stuff to torture his friends
    I'm glad Joel is back

    • @kai-xc5dk
      @kai-xc5dk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think he keeps forgetting finding random things for torture will also affect him.

    • @senajabeen1076
      @senajabeen1076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kai-xc5dk I agree but ollie looks like a badass when hes trying the stuff because hes mentally prepared a slight more for the food

  • @earlgreydionne1489
    @earlgreydionne1489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    "Vegetable caviar is the eggs vegetables lay in breeding season", quote of the year by Ollie
    *I literally spat tea!

    • @tanjimiao
      @tanjimiao 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂

    • @itztcptb521
      @itztcptb521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      s-pâté

  • @user-rx7sq8fd1p
    @user-rx7sq8fd1p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1197

    “What are you doing? Changing the scenery”

    • @rohinskii
      @rohinskii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Its GG Gamer but in josh’s eyes it’s vandalism

    • @senajabeen1076
      @senajabeen1076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rohinskii don't blame him there no joelly without jolly

  • @lephalacat
    @lephalacat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    "I want it overdone, if anything." - THE gem line of the video

  • @ayeshakumari6237
    @ayeshakumari6237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    Ollie : "i don't know what you guys are worried about"
    Joel : "it's raw meat bruv"
    Absolutely cracked me up 😂 8:39

  • @evilivy666
    @evilivy666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    5:32 that soft "meeeeee" is so adorable

  • @SuperCharley1105
    @SuperCharley1105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    영국사람들이 요리를 못한다는 얘기는 익히 들어와 알았지만 다 익은 요리를 데우는 것도 요리의 범주에 포함된다는 건 오늘 처음 알았습니다. 데우기조차 못할줄이야...리스펙...

    • @winterjoe3372
      @winterjoe3372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      저도 미드나 영드 보면서 전자렌지에 냉동음식 돌리는걸로 I can cook 이라고 하는거 보고 놀랐던 기억이 있네요ㅋㅋ 먹을 수 없는 상태에서 그나마 먹을 수 있는 상태로 바꾸는거면 뭐든 그냥 cook인 듯

    • @genchicken
      @genchicken 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

    • @FreaZephyr
      @FreaZephyr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      사실 한국에도 라면이나 계란후라이 하면서 요리할줄 안다고 하는 사람이 없지는 않죠. 그 비슷한 수준 아닐까요. 참고로 저 얘기는 경험담...

    • @SuperCharley1105
      @SuperCharley1105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@FreaZephyr 얘네 전식 데우는거 보니까 라면정도면 요리 할 줄 아는거 맞는거같아요 ㅋㅋㅋ

    • @winterjoe3372
      @winterjoe3372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@FreaZephyr 계란 후라이 생각보다 기본에 충실한 프라이팬 요리에요. 단순히 익히는거라면 아무나 다하는거지만, 잘 만드려면 충분히 어려워요. 프라이를 할 때 기름 쓰는 양이나 방법, 불세기 조절, 얼마나 익혀야하는지 등 알면, 사실상 웬만한 프라이팬 요리는 전문가 수준만큼은 아니라도 다 할 수는 있어요. 쟤료의 양이나 단계 정도만 다르지 계란프라이랑 크게 다르지않죠. 게다가 써니 사이드 업 쯤 되면 아주 어렵습니다. 라면도 마찬가지에요. 라면 끓일 줄 알면 웬만한 수프 요리는 마음만 먹으면 다 할 수 있습니다. 레시피를 기억하지 않아도 요즘세상엔 간단히 찾아보면 되니까 걱정 안해도 되고, 갈비탕이나 장조림 같은 것들 그냥 재료들이나 다르고 요리시간이나 길지, 라면이랑 똑같이 순서대로 넣고 익을 때 까지 끓이기만 하면 끝이에요. 크게 다를 것 없음. 어려운 요리라고 하면 제과제빵이나, 수타면같이 특별한 기술이 필요한 것이거나, 육류를 직접 열에 굽는 요리 정도 밖에 없습니다. 육류는 불 세기나 두께에 따라 적당히 익힐 수 있는 연습이 필요하거든요. 물이나 술 등 액체에 담가서 끓이는건 제외입니다. 다 증발하지 않는 이상 타지 않고 알아서 적당히 익힐 수 있으니까요. 일단 열을 이용해서 데우는게 아니라 익히는거라면 요리라고 봐줘도 될 것 같아요.

  • @estella2lenne
    @estella2lenne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    "Eggs that vegetables lay in breeding season." - Ollie, I totally get you on this. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    • @shereejones4326
      @shereejones4326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha best line in the video my 1st thought was vegan caviar

  • @rohinskii
    @rohinskii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    Josh : And this is?
    Joel, unsurely : ... *Joely?*

  • @lupusgirl93
    @lupusgirl93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    As a Russian, I've literally never eaten liver pate just like that, I always put it on a piece of bread. You can do the same with vegetable caviar although some do it straight out of the jar.

  • @user-ss1jn9rs4c
    @user-ss1jn9rs4c 5 ปีที่แล้ว +782

    Reading the title, I thought it would have Major Charles! 😁

    • @dittaaprilia7
      @dittaaprilia7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Your picture makes me think my screen got scratched 😂

    • @rosetownsend6130
      @rosetownsend6130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      People with your profile picture bother me. But at the same time, i love you. Free propane for you. But 85 dollars shipping.

    • @lidia4485
      @lidia4485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Thought theres a hair on my display

    • @emilyl3365
      @emilyl3365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Agreed! They should do trying rations from around the world with Major Charles

    • @alltimefalloutatthechemica2106
      @alltimefalloutatthechemica2106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doesnt look like a hair cause I got night mode

  • @jek2391
    @jek2391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    10:55 누끼미??↗️ 또뜨리↘️
    두개를 아무리 섞어도 누룽지는 안되는데요 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

    • @palomino7353
      @palomino7353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Je K 조쉬는 어떻게 알아들었을까요 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

    • @user-iy5fg3pq3t
      @user-iy5fg3pq3t 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      도토린줄

  • @tatianasilina4232
    @tatianasilina4232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    I'm Russian and I personally like liver pete. It's best with bread and black tea. However, it definitely isn't a healthy food 😅 also the vegetable caviar is one of my favorite foods, but it's way better home made. You also eat it with bread. I expected you would like the cooked meat best 😅

    • @burpingc0de4
      @burpingc0de4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Also a german thing you can buy it everywhere and everyone eats it.. no idea why other european countries doesn't have it

    • @NancyKralova
      @NancyKralova 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I'm from the Czech republic and I grew up on eating liver pate on a bread and I love it ^^ This video actually reminded me, that I haven't had it for ages and I miss it now :D (cause I live in Scotland currently) But not every pate is good, who knows what kind of it they had. I was a bit picky as a kid too and ate maybe like two brands of liver pate :D

    • @washingmachine4993
      @washingmachine4993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Its also in austria... don't know why they didn't like it

    • @EmmaAppleBerry
      @EmmaAppleBerry 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you have a good recipe for veg caviar? I honestly want to give it a go.

    • @ОльгаЛещенко-м3э
      @ОльгаЛещенко-м3э 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@EmmaAppleBerry In fact its a mixture of summer vegetables to enjoy their taste in winter. The main ingridient is usually a squash, but there are hundreds of home recipes. If it helps, search for this name in Russian (just copy the text) "овощная икра" look it up on Russian cooking websites, than use the google translator if you don't understand, and choose what you like. Good luck)

  • @MiJungArty
    @MiJungArty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    5:51
    AHAHA I love how Ollie's making use of that knife-pen he bought from the useless cool stuff episode.

  • @wannaplay27
    @wannaplay27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    무게도 줄이고, 사이즈도 줄이고, 작게 만들고. 그런데 보존기간은 최대한 늘리고, 열량까지 높으니 전투식량은 맛이 떨어질 수밖에 없음. 그저 살려고 먹는 거.

    • @user-wc9sb9tj5m
      @user-wc9sb9tj5m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      wannaplay27 저거랑 비교하면 우리 전투식량은 엄마밥 수준

    • @junsulee4561
      @junsulee4561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@user-wc9sb9tj5m 전투식량은 진짜 많이 발전 했음ㅋㅋ

    • @스투키-p6d
      @스투키-p6d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      근데 그걸 배불리 마음대로 먹지도 못함...

    • @전투민족-z5w
      @전투민족-z5w 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aphoth 맛없던데..

    • @티마르포포카
      @티마르포포카 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@전투민족-z5w 최근에 나온걸수록 맛은 있겠지요.

  • @mechinni10
    @mechinni10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    8:36
    how the tables have turned...
    (coz Joel called Josh an idiot, when Josh usually calls Ollie one)

    • @shutdahellup69420
      @shutdahellup69420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      was looking for this freaking comment 😂😂😂😂

  • @wjsdmswls39
    @wjsdmswls39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    전투식량이 맛있으면 예비 식량도 다 먹어버릴 가능성이 있어 맛없게 만든다는 이야기 듣고... 군인분들 대단 하다고 느낌 ...

    • @SuperCharley1105
      @SuperCharley1105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      전투식량은 최대한 맛있게, 비상식량(생존식량)은 최대한 맛 없게 만들어요. 비상식량은 그냥 분유, 콩가루에 콩기름 섞은 맛임. 블럭형태로 나오는데 생존할 때는 손바닥만한 블럭 하나로 하루도 버틸 수 있어요 ㅋㅋㅋ

    • @cdba207
      @cdba207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      그때문에 세계대전당시 맛없고 녹지 않고 부러지지 않는 초콜렛이 개발돼었다더라고요

    • @cdba207
      @cdba207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      그런데 그러면 그냥 레고 블럭아닌가?

    • @wjsdmswls39
      @wjsdmswls39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SuperCharley1105 아 그렇군요... 전투랑 바상식량이랑 차이가 있군여...^^ 어디서 들을 거라 ㅋㅋ

    • @rainensierra5258
      @rainensierra5258 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cdba207 감자보다 조금 맛있는 초콜렛;;;;

  • @Reinkjaky
    @Reinkjaky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    6:17 as russian who served in army, i can assure you it's should be cold.

    • @CIEL0506
      @CIEL0506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Omg....

    • @deathempire70
      @deathempire70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly though will you tell us how you find the rations! I have been to Russia and eaten there, which I find amazing, though definitely unique since im asian.

    • @cianakril
      @cianakril 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@deathempire70 6/10 for this one, there's better taste rations variety, and you won't sh it or need a food for the next 2 days.

    • @user-ps5se8ym8i
      @user-ps5se8ym8i 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noooooooo .... it just can't be like that, right? so in russia, you guys are eating it frozen and raw like that?

    • @rkah6187
      @rkah6187 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-ps5se8ym8i It's not raw or frozen, though. It is cold but that's a different matter entirely.

  • @yasmina6715
    @yasmina6715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +890

    Being a Russian, that is kinda used to this stuff, watching this video is hilarious🤣🤣🤣

    • @박기성-c6c
      @박기성-c6c 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Are they eating the food right? Or is there a proper way to eat those foods?

    • @barlock1000
      @barlock1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@박기성-c6c it's like... pretty accurate way to do this, not everybody who show russian rations knows about the pork fat trick.

    • @richardsiim6423
      @richardsiim6423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@박기성-c6c the first one its actually delicious we spread it on toast, bread or something like that dont know how they do it russia im from estonia

    • @yasmina6715
      @yasmina6715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      We do the same and, God, i love pate

    • @ungrateful9743
      @ungrateful9743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Pate is good though,haha. Maybe they got an expired one?

  • @misthename7091
    @misthename7091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    So far, through Jolly, I've seen 3 kinds of army rations: Korean, English (clips yet), and Russian. Then I realized, never knew about my own country, Philippines. So the inner Ollie in me did some research aka Googling and I saw that PH Army just started using MRE. Because before, our soldiers were literally bringing rice, sardines, dried fish, and even LIVESTOCK! Legit! 😮
    Just love these army ration episodes!! It's really so interesting!

    • @fammnak852
      @fammnak852 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Could you get them and send it to Jolly? Greetings!

    • @karaxxii
      @karaxxii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We cannot have our army boys eating from the cans, hahaha! Dinner time feels like camping.

  • @alinay2203
    @alinay2203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    Maybe one day they will try NORMAL Russian food😂

    • @tally1604
      @tally1604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      With a bottle of vodka...for each, for true authenticity.

    • @kazukimanga
      @kazukimanga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Pierogi

    • @SL-yt7qq
      @SL-yt7qq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My favorite is schii! Yummmm

    • @yasmina6715
      @yasmina6715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I hope they will one day

    • @Sofffyyy
      @Sofffyyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Alina Yazydzhyan Действительно😹

  • @smtown5
    @smtown5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I agree, the stove is the winner.
    "In what sense?"
    "Every sense"
    🤣

  • @entp4879
    @entp4879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    아니 그거 있자나 처음에 나오는 거 강아지 간식 그 시져 같음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ큐ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

  • @stollkoloss2689
    @stollkoloss2689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    You cooked the meals wrong. They are meant to remain closed on the Flame and Then you Open it

    • @danielorion3390
      @danielorion3390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @Jenny 86 no yes is make the taste better,i go every summer vacations to russia and i eat the ratios the first time i went and the guy tell me the food is need to be close

    • @harrydlive4618
      @harrydlive4618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's proved they are TH-camr, not an army

    • @naritruwireve1381
      @naritruwireve1381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Jenny 86 well, eating cooked pork is probably gonna taste better than eating raw pork.

    • @naritruwireve1381
      @naritruwireve1381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Jenny 86 ok zoomer

    • @aiganymdoschanova1759
      @aiganymdoschanova1759 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Juicy Pear you’ve never tried a good one tho.

  • @mike_hotel
    @mike_hotel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    항상 느끼는 거지만 누낌이랑 또뜨리에서 어떻게 누룽지가 나오는 거지...?
    ㄹㅇ 창조경제👍👍
    그걸 아는 조시 참 대단쓰

  • @CindyGWC
    @CindyGWC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Joel’s comments on Ollie starting 13:13 onwards was epic honest yet so so funny 😂

  • @areyouhomoseksha
    @areyouhomoseksha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    (조엘의 귀여움에 이미 인트로에서 사망한 사람의 댓글)

    • @jonin_cunren
      @jonin_cunren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      (죽었는데 댓글을 달았다는 게 신기해서 남기는 답글)

    • @나세웅
      @나세웅 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      죽었는데 어떻게 댓글달아 좀비야?

  • @EvilTreeFrogs
    @EvilTreeFrogs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Joel: "Oh it comes with one drug" - I lost it! HAHA! Oh man Joel you are so funny.

  • @skarndtnrdud340
    @skarndtnrdud340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 조엘리 웃음이 빵빵 터지네요 근데 러시아 전투식량이라니 ㅎㄷㄷ하네요 조엘님이랑 올리님이랑 조쉬님 어떻게 해 으아아아아아아아아아아아아아 나도 완전 불안해지는 중 이죠 11:29에 올리님 입에 돼지비계가 튀어나와서 웃음이 빵빵 터지네요 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  • @parismoon2130
    @parismoon2130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Josh: "It smells a lot better than it looks"
    Ollie: *"IT LOOKS LIKE CHILD DIARRHEA"*

  • @juhanlee7447
    @juhanlee7447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    처음드신 파테는 약 2%의 동물의 간과 98%의 미스테리로 이루어져 있는 식품이죠.

  • @TheNuprin711
    @TheNuprin711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love going back to see old videos too see how far they've come!

  • @user-ul5oe5uy9e
    @user-ul5oe5uy9e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    올리티셔츠.. 요즘 유행하는 나염 티셔츠인줄 알았는데 자세히 보니 왠 고양이갘ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  • @j.d.4697
    @j.d.4697 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "If I had to eat that while being out there at war, I would just give up."
    That aged well...

  • @user-dd6or9bw3v
    @user-dd6or9bw3v 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    제 눈엔 다 시저로 보여요
    포장 때문인가봐요...ㅎㅎ
    큰시저 작은 시저...야채맛 시저..😅😅

    • @_andmore7198
      @_andmore7198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      으음 시저시저

    • @힐링단케이
      @힐링단케이 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      시저ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

    • @고군분투-z5r
      @고군분투-z5r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      그러고보닠ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ우리 강아지 먹는것 같이 생겼네욬ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 특히 야채맛ㅋㅋ

    • @b.kwanmin3367
      @b.kwanmin3367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      개밥;

    • @mcw211004
      @mcw211004 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㄱ뭔가 시저갖다서 전투식량으로 쓰는거같은 비쥬얼

  • @user-hd4je8so9y
    @user-hd4je8so9y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    10:57
    Ollie : Look! There's some 누낌이? No, 또뜨리?
    Me : What is that...?
    Josh : 누룽지
    Me : WHAT??? HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT IMMEDIATELY??
    lol lol lol

  • @junepark8272
    @junepark8272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Good to see Joel again in this channel! :)

  • @EwgenijBelzmann
    @EwgenijBelzmann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I almost lost it at "vegetable caviar"! Though I can undestand where the confusion comes from. For clarification, there is a Russian word "ikra", that has several different, but possibly related meanings. It can mean caviar, especially combined with the name of the fish it comes from. In this case, for when it is used with vegetables, it's like a vegetable preparation, similar to ajvar for example. And also the same word is used for the calf muscle for some reason (maybe because it has a similar shape to how caviar is stored inside fishes?).
    And the vegetable ikra is definitely not eaten hot, it's often eaten directly out of the fridge actually (I find it's tastier the next day).

    • @ffffffadsgasdgad
      @ffffffadsgasdgad 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was gonna say ikra might come from the word "ikura" in Japanese, which means salmon roe, but apparently it's the other way around.

  • @MuseHathor
    @MuseHathor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Josh’s 10:09 “what?” Is honestly my favourite thing in this video lmao it’s the utter digust, confusion and disdain in his expression and voice that makes it so hilarious

  • @RC-HAEJEOK
    @RC-HAEJEOK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    너무 빵터지게 웃었네요 조쉬 조엘 올리 님들 덕분에 아주 잼나게 웃었습니다 감사해요.. ^^

  • @martinnguyen5690
    @martinnguyen5690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    i love how ollie is keen on everything and doesnt over react, just sits and smiles

  • @HeyTsukiyomi
    @HeyTsukiyomi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hi, Josh and Ollie! I hope you take a look into Ukrainian Army Rations or Ukrainian food and conduct a fundraiser to donate to people in Ukraine who needs food and basic necessities. We Jollybeans would love to support you in helping Ukrainians survive their everyday lives right now in the middle of the crisis. Please 🙏

  • @두부-c9n
    @두부-c9n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    하나같이 음식을 다 뭉개놨냐 왜 ㅋㅋㅋ

  • @shutdahellup69420
    @shutdahellup69420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    11:29 Josh traumatized for life😂😂😂😂 idk why but seeing josh freak the fuck out is hilarious, im sorry i cant help it😂😂😂😂

  • @meoruming
    @meoruming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    올리 구글 한국어 공부하느라 설정 해놓은건가 귀엽다ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  • @shutdahellup69420
    @shutdahellup69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    7:24 Ollie: "and its starting to melt the juice"
    Me: the WHAT?

  • @moveshot12
    @moveshot12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    이걸 보고서 느낀건데.. 내가 군대에서 먹었던 전투식량은 이거에 비하면 5성급 호텔에서 먹는 음식이었어...

    • @jonin_cunren
      @jonin_cunren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      에이... 지금 군인으로서 전투식량에 대해 말하자면 저게 좀 더 나은데요. 적어도 저기엔 고기가 있잖아요

    • @odod66
      @odod66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jonin_cunren 뭔개소리야 기본전식에 볶음밥이랑 미트볼이 들어가는데

    • @user-oq9pb7ki8z
      @user-oq9pb7ki8z 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jonin_cunren 배가 불럿군ㅋ 이유부터 이상함

    • @JGHan-eu6rr
      @JGHan-eu6rr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      조리를 이상하게 해서 그렇지 저... 고체연료로 잘데워서 먹으면 못먹을 맛은 아닐듯...... 돼지비게만 해도 기름이 제대로 나오기만 하면 거의 모든 음식이 맛있어짐.
      뭐 실제로 먹어보기전에는 확신할수 없지만요.

  • @marinar3772
    @marinar3772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I love how Joel would just give up “doing war” if he had to eat that. 😂

  • @maaikequest3760
    @maaikequest3760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    I’m going to be trying our Dutch army rations soon, since I passed the medical tests, so wish me luck.... 🌚

    • @Dropju
      @Dropju 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Succes!

    • @gcamommers4292
      @gcamommers4292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Zo erg zullen die toch niet zijn, iig niet vergeleken met russische. Nederlandse vergelijkbaar met Engelse neem ik aan?

    • @wesleycarbin8158
      @wesleycarbin8158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nederlandse rations zijn gewoon te eten

    • @maharaja7391
      @maharaja7391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why army rations are that suck? It would be good before canned....

    • @Knallteute
      @Knallteute 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gcamommers4292 aren't they pretty similar to our German epas

  • @valeriavagapova
    @valeriavagapova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Josh: YOU CAN'T EAT PIG FAT
    Ukranians: 👀👀👀

    • @Sake_Ikura_Don
      @Sake_Ikura_Don 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Корейцы так то тоже едят жир свиной. Прям максимально узкая полоска мяса и остальное жир. К слову, я обожаю сало с чесноком и черным хлебом. Хоть я и кореянка из Казахстана 😂

  • @YE-bb1wf
    @YE-bb1wf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I think Oille is a genious
    올리는 천재인 듯

  • @Narsalith
    @Narsalith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Always hilarious watching you guys trying new things, but I’m pretty sure all the food in military rations are cooked because sometimes people wont have time to heat up their rations! I think that was a ham of sorts which is why it looked like the way it did. You guys should try Canadian rations if you can get your hands on them! Some of them have chocolate bars inside them.

  • @aaclovern9804
    @aaclovern9804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The beef you had looks like "tushonka" aka canned stewed meat. It is best with "makaroni" pasta - you just put them together. Or you can make "The travelers soup" - put tushonka and vegetables you have left in fridge into the water, boil it. Tushonka is really handy when you run out of salt while hiking.
    If you are going to try proper Russian food - try "stroganina" or "indigirka". Good luck! :)

    • @zethyne
      @zethyne 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wouldn't say that this is a "proper" Russian food... to be honest, as a Russian myself, I didn't even know what "Indigirka" is lol, I think it's too local. I think it's too local. I guess this is some kind of Yakut meal?
      I would offer guys vareniki, pelmeni or resstegai. Maybe schi or borscht. Oh, and kisel'! They should suffer a little))))

  • @victoriaullrich
    @victoriaullrich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Literally at 11:40 you had me actually gagging. Seriously don’t know how you guys did that!

  • @quacksonggg3943
    @quacksonggg3943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    If you could get an access, try Indonesian MRE. I have seen local youtuber taste that and its real food with real form

    • @aienefpi
      @aienefpi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      As an Indonesian, thank you so much for recommending it to jolly

    • @ninduls155
      @ninduls155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aahhh yess Indonesian MRE! I had the fish curry one and it tasted sooo good! Idk how to prepared it tho.. So I boiled the whole can...

    • @Adi-as
      @Adi-as 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ninduls155 aren't most ration food cooked that way? At least crazyrussianhacker did it that way

    • @Adi-as
      @Adi-as 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alirasydan8752 tasting better might be relative, but more flavourful/ filled with spices is for sure.

  • @philophobic8023
    @philophobic8023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    me as an person living in slavic country i dont find any of these meals weird ... its totally normal ... like paté is a thing i grew up eating , same goes for the "canned" meat ... its pre cooked meat with spices and actually some brands are very very good

  • @베베-n3u
    @베베-n3u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    하.. 정말 whole world 의 군인분들.. 정말 hard work 하시네요.. 어쨋든 다 meokki sireo..

    • @rjsanr1215
      @rjsanr1215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      이런 덧글 볼때마다 저만 "나는 가끔 눈물을 흘린다." 그것과 동급으로 보이나요?

    • @rjsanr1215
      @rjsanr1215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "meokki sire" 이건 번역기 돌려도 나오지 않던데 어느나라 말의 무슨 뜻인가요?

    • @iiiD_327_
      @iiiD_327_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      먹기싫어 에요.....원글 웃겨서 들어왓는데 설명충으로 등장해서 슬프다

    • @rjsanr1215
      @rjsanr1215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iiiD_327_ 아... 제가 영어에... 가 아니라 외국어에 취약해서 ㅋㅋㅋ 순간 외국어인줄 알았네요. ㅋㅋ

    • @rjsanr1215
      @rjsanr1215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iiiD_327_ 친절한 설명 감사합니다.

  • @cefkai7060
    @cefkai7060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    this is the first time I've heard and seen someone else other than Ollie be rewarded with the phrase "You're an idiot". Isn't that an accomplishment for this channel? 😂

  • @준섭-y2d
    @준섭-y2d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    조엘 오랜만이다..보고싶었어요ㅜㅜ

  • @Alexandra-hg2hx
    @Alexandra-hg2hx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "No one eats the pig's fat!" Meanwhile in Serbia we literally spread pig's fat on bread, sprinkle some paprika on top and eat it as a sandwich.

    • @Madness2bhere
      @Madness2bhere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh. No wonder you guys drink that plum brandy stuff. ^^

    • @urskaska
      @urskaska 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Madness2bhere vodka is not made of plums

    • @macmoney607
      @macmoney607 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @urskaska that’s why he used the word brandy.

    • @rkah6187
      @rkah6187 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@urskaska My guess is that @Bucephalus is referring to palinka, which is great but takes some getting used to.
      And pig fat is delicious, I'm hundred percent behind my Serbian neighbours on this.

  • @mancitycool527
    @mancitycool527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    어어흐윽 ㅠㅠㅠㅠ 한국어댓글이 보이지않아 영어를 읽을 없는건 아니지만 한국댓글 영국남좌채널에서 읽고싶다ㅠ

    • @jonin_cunren
      @jonin_cunren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      저도 한글 댓을 올렸습니다

    • @user-djvud
      @user-djvud 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      외국 사시나보네

  • @MS-cr5vg
    @MS-cr5vg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    삼시세끼보고서 못참고 물끓이고 있었는데 이 영상보고 배고픔이 참아졌네요.... 감사합니다

  • @tally1604
    @tally1604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Vegetable caviar is just a squash/eggplant salad. Usually eaten warm on a crunchy toast.

  • @이준혁소리나게잘생겼
    @이준혁소리나게잘생겼 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    조엘!!!!!!!! 조엘리 너무 그리웠어요ㅠㅠ 단앤조엘 영상도 하루에 몇 번씩 보는 중!

  • @lovelysubber
    @lovelysubber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Replace my eyes". - Josh Carrott, 2019
    IF ONLY WE COULD JOSH 😂😂

  • @annOyingwiZard93
    @annOyingwiZard93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    yayy Joelly! 11:44 is the moment I had been waiting for the entire time ;)

  • @snNing8888
    @snNing8888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    throughout the whole video I've just been waiting for THIS !!!! 11:45

    • @abigail-tn5ds
      @abigail-tn5ds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks for the timestamp amazing

  • @diram.y
    @diram.y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    오늘 진짜 조엘리가 졸리하네욬ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ그나저나 조엘은 검은물(ㅂㄹㅋ)이랑 투명커피에 이어서 고통받는 음식만 먹는거 같아욬ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  • @Lisa-zr4nt
    @Lisa-zr4nt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    You guys have to try good russian food. Of course russian rations are bad! 😅

    • @MisterTsumi
      @MisterTsumi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No country (except apparently Korea) makes good military rations. I ate MREs (Meals Ready to Eat, or "Meals Rejected by the Enemy" as we soldiers called them) a lot when I was in the Army in the 1990's. There were twelve variants. Most were acceptable (you'd literally prefer anything else, but they were better than going hungry), some were good, some were inedible.

    • @arifryo6823
      @arifryo6823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MisterTsumi you havent eat indonesian are you? , Its delicious.

    • @MisterTsumi
      @MisterTsumi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@arifryo6823 No, you are correct. There are many I have not ever tried. I was making a generalization based on the fact that preserved food tends to not be as nice as fresh food.

    • @rerbitd7094
      @rerbitd7094 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow. American soldiers in Yugoslavia changed their rations to Russians in a ratio of 3-1. To begin, learn how to eat it right! Something is used cold. Something needs to be warmed up. Dukes.

    • @nworesistance9834
      @nworesistance9834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Russian rations are one of the better ones compared to most. If you watch proper MRE review channels who know how to cook MREs you will see most think its good.

  • @bustedpeas
    @bustedpeas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Liver patê is a very common spread here in Norway. Preferably eaten with bread and toppings such as mayonnaise, pickled cucumbers or whatever. It’s a nice way to get your iron levels up, however the patê itself is very fatty so it’s not recommended to eat to much of at once. Not everyone’s into it though, it’s kinda like a love/hate thing. I was introduced to it as a child so I don’t mind it, but I know a lot of people who can’t stand the taste of liver.

  • @bombadilmo
    @bombadilmo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You should try Dutch army rations! They're really good!

  • @al.4193
    @al.4193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Where's crazyrussianhacker when u need him

  • @shubhamtrivedi5567
    @shubhamtrivedi5567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    How to watch Jolly videos:
    Step 1 open video
    Step 2 hit like button
    Step 3 watch the video

  • @penelop_e
    @penelop_e 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What a nice youtube recommendation right below the news about that war somewhere there

  • @이은호-s6k
    @이은호-s6k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    먹을때 조쉬 썩은 표정이 백마디 말보다 정확하게 음식을 설명해주는군요..

  • @marsdoria189
    @marsdoria189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Any chance you can donate the ad revenue in this video to Ukraine?

  • @wayfaringgrl3938
    @wayfaringgrl3938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    When i saw the notification i was thinking BUT ITS NOT YET WEDNESDAY because i thought it was an ep for the twins series lol

  • @CountryGirl-ev7bv
    @CountryGirl-ev7bv ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sadly for Russian soldiers, those rations are still eaten today. In the parts of Ukraine from which Russian armies have fled, rations from 2015 are still being found.

  • @erika0324
    @erika0324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I actually thought Major Charles would be here reading from the title! hahaha! 😂💕

  • @molsalphabet
    @molsalphabet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When Ollie spat some pork fat, i laughed while laying on my sides and hahahahaha saliva went out. I am sorry hahaha but i’m with you Ollie 😂

  • @twentyonep4416
    @twentyonep4416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    this is chaotic good :D

  • @user-ju2om3ti9o
    @user-ju2om3ti9o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    앜ㅋㅋㅋㅋ조엘 인트로부분 왜이리 귀엽다요?ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
    조쉬반응 엄청 웃겨요ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
    다들 속은 괜찮았나요?(특히 올리)

  • @violetyun4369
    @violetyun4369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    헐 오늘은 조엘이!!!!❤❤❤

  • @madpunk2id
    @madpunk2id 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    이런거 먹을 땐 러시아군 출신을 섭외해서 하는게 좋을꺼에요.. 한국 전투식량도 나름의 노하우가 있듯 분명 저것도 그나마 맛있게 먹는 팁 같은게 있을거임

  • @erjinson
    @erjinson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    oh my god i didn't even realise the JOLLY set was tape 0-0

  • @stickstick7831
    @stickstick7831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was in for 12yrs and had some polish rations once. Very good i thought I would honestly very much enjoy the chance to try Russian and other nations rations for their armies

  • @di_452
    @di_452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Guys, as far as know, you shouldn't open it fully. You either make a hole in the cover or you open it slightly. In that way it'll cook better. But your reaction was hilarious anyway 😂

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, it's like one of those frozen ready meals: you poke hole at the top and cook it until it's ready.

  • @rho2947
    @rho2947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Well, I've discovered this JOLLY just a few days ago and I found so many fun things from this channel that I should knew that from many years ago, also the thing that Josh is the korean englishman that started the very first fire noodles challenge, am I too late to become JOLLYBEANS right now ??? 😅😅😅😅

  • @soph4081
    @soph4081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i love this episode bc josh just becomes like a tired mother towards the end

  • @MB-sx4nq
    @MB-sx4nq 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hi! I found your channel last week and I love it! Thank you so much for spreading joy and knowledge to us all! I really believe God showed me your channel. I have been so depressed and sad because I recently got a misscarriage and last week I found your channel and you have made my days! Ollie thank you for your Korean Lessons, I haven’t laught so much since I can’t remember, your gift of spreading joy is from God, thank you! Josh I’m impressed by how good you are at Korean, I know nothing about Korea, and I have never been interested in Korean stuff until now. I like the language, and I can already say ”that’s all for today” in Korea ;) I’m soo happy I found a youtube channel that has a Christian vibe. God bless you for giving us all these videos, you are doing an important job! Keep up the good work! ❤️🙏

  • @mrryangoldssecretary7829
    @mrryangoldssecretary7829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ollie : "I guess its the eggs that vegetables lay in breeding session"
    Josh : ...
    Joel : ...
    Jollybeans : 🤔...🤔

  • @양찬-j6f
    @양찬-j6f 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    오늘 영상 되게 난장판이네요 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 그 표현ㅇ 맞는거 같아요 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  • @ingridtnes4028
    @ingridtnes4028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    We have a liver pate in norway too! It looks the exact same as the one in this video. It´s delicious and is eaten as a regular thing to put on your bread

    • @SparklingKpopParty
      @SparklingKpopParty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same in croatia, but ours looks better, less rubbery

    • @tally1604
      @tally1604 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is not your supermarket pâté. This is army rations. It's like comparing a tank with a ferrari for steering and handling.

  • @biolabecca90
    @biolabecca90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'd agree with Joel XD The military is a country's asset, not their guinea pig :P feed them properly!