Ya Burnt: Couples Costumes, Podcasts
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 มิ.ย. 2024
- Seth sizzles through a list of topics and fires sick burns at some deserving subjects, like the middle urinal.
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Ya Burnt: Couples Costumes, Podcasts- Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Late Night with Seth Meyers
/ latenightseth - ตลก
awww that's so sweet - "Kyel" hope you feel real better real soon. between this - and the Amber & Jenny bits - and the Karen bit - and when 'Seth's Writers Explains a Joke', and the times when the crew has bits, feels like a real family, a real community, a lovely place to work - funny and feel good is a great combination
You should take an internship :)
@@SmugSuspenders LOL - I'm a bit old for that - plus don't live in America, let alone New York (that's where they tape, right)
@@juliaconnell Ah, well if you ever feel like a change in life, you have the alternative ;)
@@SmugSuspenders oh hun, I can admire something without the need to join in
@@juliaconnell Ah, you like to watch ;)
Someday we are actually going to hear about the tree frog.
EastSider Probably on his last show. Scratch that, he would totally retire and leave us hanging.
Yeah, sure, and the same day, Amber and Jenny will not scold him in Jokes Seth Can't Tell.
ITS NOT YA BURNT!!! ITS JAWL BURNT!!! JAWL HURR??? YOU LIBERAL SLINKY'!!! #BINGIEBOI #JETS JAWL HURR???
“Tree frogs! Tree frogs - yeah, we’re really doing it - tree frogs, scientists are releasing studies about you every other week, but people would rather listen to me insulting random elements of American life than take a minute to hear how you’re doing. In this day and age, we don’t have time for you, nor do we care. Phone President Erdogan or something, and then we’ll talk about you. Tree frogs, our interest in you dies faster than the rainforest you live in! Ya burnt!”
Some April Fools or something, please teach us about migrating tree frogs for a whole episode, haha.
1:12 My podcast feed is more backed up than the Oval Office toilet 😂☠️
Get well soon Kyel!
Wtf, is that what they call Smarties down there? Those things are just chalk rockets!
-A Canadian Squirrel
we got foistered in this video with chalk-ets . our smarties are better than reese's pieces imo .
Yeah I was so confused when they showed rockets instead of smarties 🤣
Kyel’s banner label was “Ya Burst” 😂
Thank you so much for pointing this out or I would have missed it. You have done the world a critical service!!
3:09
I want to hear about those migrating tree frogs.
yes! :D He always teases about them.. hmm.. I google them now :D
Ricky Martinez Same!! 🐸🐸🐸
the migrating tree frogs are from Central America, they move so fast that they ignite volcanoes all up and down the isthmus, that's why you always smell something burning when the tree-frogs are migrating
We all do!!
@@RIXRADvidz This makes total sense. (And bonus points for using "Isthmus", which is just a great word.)
Nothing pulls a dejected sigh out of me faster than hearing "Yeah.. I have a podcast.. I'll send ya a link."
I personally am damn sick of people I know telling me to listen to their podcasts. I DON'T. Wanna. Listen. To. Your. Effin. Podcast!!
Not to mention people who comment on every video trying to gain a following as a TH-cam commentor ;) Just kidding, many of your comments are awesome :D
The Great British Bake Off
James Hutchings
As one pedant to another: 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Damn it, Seth. At least for once try to focus on the tree frogs story!
The story is they're going extinct.
Ok "Alex" 😂
@@gyanprakashgupt7699
smh they've already _eaten_ the "Frog Legs" you idiot, they were deep fried with a glass of wine
Every time!
When is Seth gunna give us that story about Migrating Tree Frogs
I'm calling it now; the very LAST Episode of Late Night will result in a mass-scale invasion of Tree Frogs that will inevitably destroy Studio 8G...it's the Only acceptable payoff to setting them up for so long.
I hope those tree frogs are ok.
wow you're so late....smh...they've been transformed into deep fried tree "frog legs" with a side of fries
I AM SERIOUSLY CONCERNED!!! we haven't heard anything about those frogs for years now.
@@tiki_trash
awww😞 im sorry I thought I was talking to an Adult!!../....how old are you sweetie?? ..the frogs are gone they've been Eaten, you'll understand when you get older
They burnt
@@sallypeters5482 My worst fears have become reality. Not only am I immature for my middle aged crisis, but I am a total dick for being concerned about some stupid effin tchreee frogs!
Kyle! Get well soon!!
It's impossible to burn Twix✊
and Kit-Kat
3:59 “Those aren’t Smarties” - Canadians
Those aren't Smarties.
- Germans, too.
Yep. Exactly what I was thinking.
*Bite It.* We get to call our candies whatever we damn well feel like!
@@maryrosekent8223 So, you named them then? But didn't you know there was already a candy named Smarties? :-D
Omg, the almond Joy one killed me!
I don't care, I'm ascending Reece's Pieces to safety...
I love Reese's Pieces!
ITS NOT YA BURNT!!! ITS JAWL BURNT!!! JAWL HURR??? YOU LIBERAL SLINKY'!!! #BINGIEBOI #JETS JAWL HURR???
@Nicholas Fouch Costco, you're welcome.
Never heard someone pronounce Reese’s pieces like that.
Ha! I just realized that that IS weird. But us children of the 80s did say it like that.
I hear it all the time and it sounds wrong every time.
The middle urinal is mainly used in a game of chess.
If someone moves in, checkmate.
better be swingin' a third leg if you take the middle, who ever does always gets a look. seen it waiting in line LOL
I was going to say, "Those aren't Smarties," but it says 'Smarties' right on the packaging. Are Smarties different in the U.S. than in Canada?
Yes, In the US they're little disks of pure sugar with a little food coloring and flavoring, with shallow indentations on each side. I hear the UK version are much closer to egg-shaped M&Ms.
--Dave, divided by a common sweet tooth
Oh damn, am I first? Nobody cares, which means...I'm burnt.
LMAO @ the Halloween candy "ya blazed"!!!!!
Aw bless. Loved the shout out to Kyel. I want to work with Seth!
These are always my favorites.
Love this segment. More please. :)
Funny looking Smarties.
I regret getting my hand tattooed when I was a teen. Now my ink is covered where witnesses can't see them lol
your tattoo shop was irresponsible letting a teen get their hand inked. most places wont work on hands unless you've already committed to the lifestyle elsewhere on your body (ie; sleeves), let alone on a teenager without a guardian present.
@@pabloplato i got my hand tatty when i was 16 in the basement of my homies building. Got my first tatt when I was 14. Hell, my mom got her first tattoo when she was 9 lol
Just do a tramp stamp instead!
Almond Joy - “Is this s turd?” 🤔😂🥳👻💯
*YA* *BURNT* is the best Meyers segment
It really is!! Of course a closer look is good, but I always crack up during these ones 🤣
I’m also a big fan of popsicle shtick, but I guess that’s more about the kick-ass graphics...
Florida Man might beat that out
Taste the rainbow, feel your jaw lock
Whenever I hear an American talk about Smarties I think they are talking about the Canadian Smarties - which are amazing btw LOL!
SilkyC you beat me to it. Rockets...those are called Rockets America.
LOL btw LOL Canada LOL btw
“Migrating tree frogs?!” Too funny!😉🤣
Oh! how I love this segment!
Didn't Seth come out with a podcast recently?
No way. Did he really?
Hahaha, what the hell do you call Smarties America?!! Seriously, what are those?
They're called Rockets, and they're basically flavored chalk.
@@jimsvideos7201 Yeah, or shitty Sweet Tarts.
@@kohlinoor The shitty Sweet Tarts are known as Necco Wafers. They taste like flavored Tums - worse than both Sweet Tarts and Smarties!
🔥🔥🔥WHO'S BEEN A FAN OF SETH MEYERS BEFORE 2019?🔥🔥🔥
Who wishes assholes like this guy would STFU?
The Middle Urinal is The Middle Finger of a Toilet Stall with NO DOOR
That middle urinal must be real clean and new
Love the new format of ‘ya burt’ !
If I have lumps on my mounds. 😂🤣😂🤣
Did I hear that right? Reese’s feces?!
Seth’s always funny
4:20
Ree-sees pee-sees?
Reese-es piece-es...
Why do so many people pronounce it wrong?
Still waiting to hear about those migrating tree frogs, Seth. Might wanna check to see if they've migrated by now.
He's such a fucking dork lol. I love it.
Oh finally I'm gonna learn about those migrating tree frogs---- GOD DAMMIT!
Those weren't Smarties, those were rockets!
Aww, the Kyle one was cuuute!
That was not a picture of Smarties. Those were rocket candies.
Christopher Merlot
They’re Smarties here. Never even heard of Rocket Candies.
@@maryrosekent8223 ~ As a kid in SoCal, we had SweetTarts, but now on the East coast there are Smarties. I thought they were the same just regionally packaged differently (e.g., Hellman's/Best Foods), but they're apparently different companies and different flavors. Who knew. :O)
In Canada they are Rockets. The name is right on the wrapper. Sweet Tarts are their own thing, the are bigger and tart than Rockets. Our Smarties are candy coated chocolate. Do you not have actual Smarties in the States?
@@skywriting33 ~ Candy-coated chocolates would be M&Ms, Cadbury Eggs, and such. Not sure what your Smarties are shaped like, to know what they might compare to. Maybe my kid memory is inaccurate, but SweetTarts seemed exactly like US Smarties, just different flavors. Though there may be different formats. I'm remembering the ones in clear sleeves twisted at the ends, but there also were pouches where they were loose, maybe those were bigger.
@@skywriting33 I am Canadian. That's why I called them rocket candies. We also call them chalk rockets because of their texture.
Hey hey hey, now! Easy on the podcasts! 😂😂
Damn it, that Milky Way blaze amused me far more than it should have.
Geez, I need more coffee...Thought it said "Blunt" LOL
My favorite "couples" costume this year was a woman dressed as a pumpkin and a guy with a Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater sweat shirt. :D
Im guessing legend is, the frogs are still migrating?
One day we will hear the story, i am convinced of it
Your stand up special is sublime!!
The other thing ceremonial first pitches are good for is watching Simone biles do a back flip like the badass she is.
Sil G
If you look up badass in the dictionary, that opening pitch is exactly what they show!
Seth, those are rockets not smarties lol 😜
In Canada they are called rockets🤗
Man it's a joke lol
What do you mean we lost all our candy company ad sponsors? 😂
Wait. I smell pigeons and paperclips. That means it's time for YA BERT!
Burns milky way for not having nuts then burns almond joy for having nuts
NO ONES SAFE
I really was interested in those Tree Frogs
First time I encounter this channel I never thought Seth could be any funnier
Then I stumbled upon the 'Ya Burnt'
The frogs never get their day ...maaan....
I’m at home after having my appendix out too! Get well soon buddy!
Ever since SNL, the tree frog stories have been getting interrupted. Can we get a segment where Seth just geeks out over frogs for a few minutes?
I'm sure Joe Rogan would ask him. A podcast people actually do listen to...and instead of a few minutes, it'll be 30 minutes minimum XD
Aw... nice tribute to your colleague.
That pronunciation of Reese Pieces. Ree sees pee sees.
As a Canadian, I was horrified to learn that Americans do not have our version of Smarties. Ours is milk chocolate in a candy coating, kindof like M&Ms, but with better chocolate (and better colors).
Oops, Smarties aren't Rockets.
Yessss ya burnt!!
I missed you. Dude. 🤓
I always pick the middle urinal! :)
Not gonna lie, when I go in a public restroom and all three urinals are open, I definitely use the middle one. I don’t hate society, it’s just been proven over the last 25 years that society hates me; I’m merely reciprocating that affection.
Can I retroactively declare a Correction?
As an actual Reece/Reese, it’s not “Reesee’s Piecees.” It’s “Reese’s Pieces” YA BURNT!
I want my migrating tree frogs!
I'll be dead and reincarnated and still Seth won't finish the migrating tree frogs... It's an unending loop of hell...
A rose by any other name.....Rockets, Schmockets. I think the Kurds certainly don't care,
I always take the middle urinal lol
Ann Taylor's loft 😂
4:16 Reese’s Peeeeces.
It gets to me whenever the buzzer beeps after the joke but he still says, “Oh that means we ran out of time.” You didn’t run out of time... you just finished!
Isso fez parte da minha infância rs...
He says Reese's Pieces wrong. Was not expecting that from Seth.
A lot of adult appendectomies lately.
I had mine out when I was 11 and was fine within 2 weeks. No big deal, I've actually gone through worse since.
Kyel will be fine as long as he doesn't push his stitches or anything.
Dammmm love you Seth funny and smart again merci merci beaucup
Everything but almond joys was right. DONT YOU TALK DOWN ABOUT MY ALMOND JOYS SETH
I'm starting to suspect a conspiracy about those migrating tree frogs. Why do you never talk about them, Seth? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?!
Get better soon kyel/Kyle!
Some times you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't, Almond Joys have real nuts, dark chocolate Mounds don't
Guys, I've been wandering around multiple rain forests, and I haven't seen any migrating tree frogs. Now its possible that I always miss them because they, ya know, migrate. But I'm starting to have my doubts about these "frogs" ...🤔
Those weren't Smarties, they are called Rockets. Do I win the mystery prize?
The mystery prize is letting people know you're Canadian, apparently.
One doesn’t own emotion, and when one is owned by emotion, it’s a reflection of one’s belief that one own’s them. Let the Narrative of emotion go. Illusion of Self. Non-Duality.
You comment, ya burnt!
I once saw Paul Giamatti swimming laps..............also his father was the commissioner of Major League Baseball...........Seth.......Ya Burnt!
Blake Vickrey
This comment led me to look it up in Wikipedia: After eight years as the President of Yale University, Bart Giamatti left that job to become the President of the National League, which eventually led to his becoming the Commissioner of Baseball for the last five months of his life.
Hey hey hey HEY. Milky Way is delicious. Walk that blaze booya back, Meyers.
Plot twist: Seth is going to start a podcast.
+Roger Herzler ~ Not "going to" - has. I've listened to it before (I'm not much of a podcast person, so I haven't been following it).
Under the coronavirus shutdown, he’s practically running a podcast. The irony.