this feels like a mix of unhinged and a black mirror episode. He's gonna find that british guy in london one day and he's gonna be like "I'm not just a virtual avatar anymore, huh?"
Sorry I was on my way there and then my stepdad’s ex-boyfriend told me I couldn’t get it as long as I lived in his basement :( Maybe for my 40th birthday!
This is actually a new age poker strategy that not a lot of noobs know about, really cool of him to show off this unique and useful skill to such amateurs!
The british guy is really trying to be the main hero in this movie and impress everyone LMAO XD He saw an opportunity to finally be Draco Malfoy and got hyped as fuck.
The longer time goes on, the more the irony is completely lost on them. He said he's constipated, he's acting constipated, he keeps saying ridiculous things, it just gets more and more obvious he's pranking them and they don't realize it 😂
Bro honestly idk how I found y’all but you guys are a fucking gem I don’t even have VR and if you get more consistent I promise you’ll blow up. I almost shit my pants when you completely just flipped and started being normal to them and it was silent.
That’s exactly it because one person will mute, then everyone else still interacts with him and it sounds just as insane from their side so they want context
1980: "I bet there will be flying cars in the future"
2024: "Taking a poop on VR chat"
@MR-ERR0Rduh it's rec room
AcTuAlLYy ThIs iS pOkErStArS vR
@@nicholasesparza2978it’s actually the meta verse
@MR-ERR0RUM ACKTUALLY
Rectum room 🙂
The way they all just keep glancing at you horrified as you mutter and grunt to yourself has me cackling lmfao
Shit has me in a casket
Fr man this my type of comedy 😂😂😂
But their faces in game: 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
When he moans 😂😂😂
the woman on the right is so unsettled its funny. she cant do anything or leave even, has to listen to this guy pooping.
You need a friend who will join the table just immediately right before you leave to film reactions of the others of your departure lol
YES
YES
YES
YES
I agree but you worded that interesting
“I’m in my bathroom, you guys shouldn’t have been here in the first place” 😂😂😂😂
and then the way that they all look at him 😆
@@ep1cn3ss2😂 this video got me dead
😂😂😂😂
@?
@Forit2616:03
Him pooping. ✅
Them minding their business. ❌
A fufufu
exactly. they are NOT minding their business, and he is
Constipated ✅
Constantly winning ✅
Strokin myself ✅
Jerkin’ my sh** ✅
FAX !
constantly moaning✅
Moaning while casually pooping in a group chat and telling everyone to mind their own business is giga brained alpha chad energy.
This was the corniest shit I’ve seen in a while
@@windowsguy1828 Obviously you arent sigma
@@Huasom_ 💀💀
@@windowsguy1828what a beta😂
@@koolkid9k actually, woman are scared of my inner sigma 🐺🐺🐺
"I'll shit the way God intended me to shit" ... Online, over microphone, at a digital Poker table.
😅😅
😂
Nobody can mind their business these days
Funny asf 😂
kind of hard when someone is doing that lol
@@MadDogTM im on the toilet typing this
right? Didn't realize these people were the poop gestapo...
its kinda hard to mind your business when your taking a dump in a public space lmao
3:46 "God help me" and they turn to look at him 🤣🤣🤣
I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣
LMAOO
That shit had me dying lol
Omg god help me is hilarious 😂😂
I died when he flushed the toilet
I thought Piers Morgan handled that exactly as expected.
I thought he sounded familiar! You nailed it!
It sounds like jackfrags
He ssounds more like Keith, the big bloke from the original (uk) The Office
@@theSPUK901I was just about to comment he sounds like big Kieth from the office😂
sounded more like mike bisping
Him: “Another win for me”
Her: “What did it finally come out?”
She’s actually fucking hilarious
Yeah chick knows how to clap back
I instantly fell deeply in love with this woman. based. 11/10
7-0
thats why ur a virgin
@@Yukande Have some self-respect, man.
that defense mechanism was actually working😂😂😂😂😂
the silence each time got me lmao
Haha Naz’s big breath in haha he mocked him. So good man haha.
"I don't need supplements to help me pass. I don't need that corporation shit."
This guy is a legend.
UNIRONICALLY BASED
"NATURAL SHITTER 💪"
"I'll shit the way God intended me to shit."
Born to shit. Forced to wipe.
“You could just mind your business and stop complaining, cuz some people have it worse than you.” That’s hilarious and I’m gonna start using that one.
Was a bar
"You know we can hear you right?"
"I never accused you of not having ears did I?"
Probably my favorite turtle line ever
i swear he's like a "tough as nails" cowboy when he replies 😂
That awkward long silence after they found out and were genuinely trying to mind their business as you kept moaning was hilarious, idk how you do it
this feels like a mix of unhinged and a black mirror episode. He's gonna find that british guy in london one day and he's gonna be like "I'm not just a virtual avatar anymore, huh?"
For real though!
That's a funny reference....season 6 I think
The way their faces turn @3:45 when he says "god help me"
😂😂😂
😂😂
"if he wants me to shit painfullly on poker stars, i will" LMFAO
No, wanna play minecraft lucky blocks?
What’s crazy is all these mfs jus chilling with a headset on yelling at the wall in their rooms
Yeah and humans eat and poop then die what's your point???
Is that so different than playing in front of a computer?
If you want to quit playing games or sitting in front of the computer, film yourself for an hour and watch it lol
@@Graymenn valid
💀 tf that going to do ? That's sum horror movie type shit.
Her comebacks 😂 she just mad she can’t mind her business
😂
She sounds like she wants him
7-0
@@TinyTank209tbh
Hey, do you want to play pocket mortys with me?
“I’m constipated and constantly winning” can’t wait to get that tattooed!
@ramseybaker2101 it’s been a year… did you ever get this tatted
Any updates?
Yeah come on, we wanna know.
Sorry I was on my way there and then my stepdad’s ex-boyfriend told me I couldn’t get it as long as I lived in his basement :(
Maybe for my 40th birthday!
@@ramseybaker2101 no excuses
bro the switch up from being an asshole to flirting is so funny
Favorite part lol
Dude, if this happened while I was playing I'd die laughing.
ikr how are these people so boringg
@@papafizzz The British guy at the beginning was the definition of boring
@@Lux_Feroxfr like how do some people have no personality 😂
I'd ask questions like, what did you eat?
@@camrontoney577how bout a courtesy flush
“Oh God help me…” Everyone immediately just looks at him😂
This is a slow burn movie about a man minding his own business, taking care of his business.
🔥✍️
“If god wanted me to poop painfully on poker stars then I will” lmfao 😂
It's crazy you can basically just take a whole room of people with you anywhere you want
I wish I could have done that irl when I was in middle school instead of getting into completely unrestricted social media for several hours a day
@@AmazingRebel23real
Lol I read this metaphorically like, DND style, where he's making them all experience this right now. Taking them to his world. But you meant ,, vr
9:19 the mocking and then after mocking the girl goes, “boom, another win for me” 😂😂😂 actually cried laughing
"Wanna go again? 7-0" lmaooooo
"I'm constipated and constantly winning."
When he started mocking them I laughed my *** off. In a serious game, this was the best time to take a s**t
The way the blonde girl reacts whenever you say something outlandish is peak comedy
Perfect physical comedian
Trying to spark up a convo after that is maniacal 💀
making moves on the british dude was the hardest u-turn ever hit 😂😂
The flirting with the guy had me fucking dying
This is actually a new age poker strategy that not a lot of noobs know about, really cool of him to show off this unique and useful skill to such amateurs!
He's so humble
Take notes guys
Ngl it was working. They were too pissed to focus as well as they should of
Bro that girl was slowly holding it in until she couldnt anymore 😂😂😂
Was getting worked up on mute fr
Guy takes a dump in their ears and has the gull to tell them to mind their business LMAO
just remove the headphones bro mind your business
that’s the point
Saying it out loud made me lose it
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Are you restarded
The british guy is really trying to be the main hero in this movie and impress everyone LMAO XD He saw an opportunity to finally be Draco Malfoy and got hyped as fuck.
Probably has yellow teeth eating beans and muffins 😂
@@GuraGuraSSJso specific 😭😭
LMAO XD
Weirdest Piers Morgan interview ever…
Yeah dude thought he was clever or something
5:10 "why don't you mind your business" "why don't you STFU" gdamn that made me laugh so hard LOL
???
I died
The longer time goes on, the more the irony is completely lost on them. He said he's constipated, he's acting constipated, he keeps saying ridiculous things, it just gets more and more obvious he's pranking them and they don't realize it 😂
A frog won’t know it’s boiling if you slowly increase the temperature
A frog won’t know it’s boiling if you slowly increase the temperature
@@Meth4 woah dude did you think of that yourself
The mimicking 😂 I'm constipated and constantly winning 😭
A King doesn't need to ask the peasants permission to poo
“This isn’t a bathroom!”
“I never said it was” 😂😂😂
"Why are you guys even in here with me?"
I'm constipated and constantly winning.
Story of my life
I read this as he said it
The blond was enjoying every bit of that interaction lol
Sargon of Akkad over here trying to have a rational discussion with the man taking a shit, instead of minding his own business.
dead
Really does sound like him
Carne of Assad
This sound 100% like the guy who plays with FrankieOnPC. Sadder, was his name?
Sounds absolutely like him.
Insane how I made this comment and I scroll down and see this
Bro honestly idk how I found y’all but you guys are a fucking gem I don’t even have VR and if you get more consistent I promise you’ll blow up. I almost shit my pants when you completely just flipped and started being normal to them and it was silent.
This guy is actually so funny literally crying
"You guys"? It's only one guy
@@chucky123rvlTurtle has 2 other friends that have made content on this channel
@@wiseman2746 but not this video
"So you guys uhh on Poker Stars a lot or..." LoL you're right, this is comedy gold. I need more of this...
“Constipated and constantly winning” goes as hard as the poop you’re trying pass, solid bar.
"I"m constipated... and constantly winning."
*Everyone shuts up*
Ah, no witty little retorts for that, huh losers?
No way bro, how about you go to r/comebacks with that heat
type shi i would read on youtube shorts
honestly they were just mad that you were destroying your toilet while destroying them on the table
“Mind your business” literally doing his business in the mic lmfao
"nothing, because you're a virtual avatar" ".. I'm so much more" damn I need this romance novel
JackFrags introduction to VR poker didn't go as planned.
Legit thought it might be him for a sec lol
@@jeffseed108 I’m 100% convinced it’s him 😂
Literally sounds exectly like him 😂
No wayyy bro
The silence... *flicks* "7-0" killed me
the mimicking bit has me so dead😭😭😭😭😭😭
Fr 😂
They really didn’t have any legit comebacks for it anyway
4:55 absolutely graceful change of targets there. Perfectly executed bravo.
"constipated and constantly winning" is a great line
That gal was hilarious and the way she laughed in the end😂 that is the laugh of someone thinking " HA! that was actually good"
11:33 better watch that booty hole!
How come there is always an older british guy arguing with you
Probably because of Imperialism
Its actually in our genes to be barbaric and pathetic at the same time
@@HowardLogan-gv5kcno way dauwg lol
listened this while watering the garden this morning! was rather enjoayable XD greetings from Wales 🏴
Whales*
@@GoodGriefs lmao
Sounds like such a pleasant morning lmao hope you're doing well
@PassageOfChristsame!
peaceful
I love that you proved yourself by saying if you mock someone they can’t come back from it, then doing it. The best
I love how people will mute themselves only to unmute within a minute. It's gotta be fomo or something
I noticed that myself.
That’s exactly it because one person will mute, then everyone else still interacts with him and it sounds just as insane from their side so they want context
This man is living out all my petty childish fantasies involving other people the mimicry gets em every time 😂
holy shit the vr aspect makes it 10x funnier
'If he wants me to shit painfully on PokerStars then I will" Diabolical statement that I will carry with me till the day I die.
Sounds like JackFrags trying to enjoy his day off on his secret account.
NaZ8d is actually funny as fuck "somehow thats worse than what I thought" lmao
The fact he’s winning, he just violated them. I’d unalive after that one 😂😂😂
8:36 to 9:00 had me rolling, it really is the ultimate defense mechanism
Bro this whole bit had me actually dying laughing out loud to myself 😂
Jokes on us, he's actually pooping
"What do you see when you look at me?"
"Uhh nothing, just a VR avatar..."
*_"I'm so much more"_*
Best line of the vid lol
Sargon of Akkad needs to mind his own business.
They 100% should've minded their business
That guy couldn't stop yapping to save his life
He actually started to make some sense at the end let him cook 😂😂
He really broke that shit down. Starting to think he mentally went over this whole philosophy before hand lol
Bro i haven't laughed this hard in such a long time bro😭😭😭😭😭
Trying to make friends after all that is the best part 😂
British guy sounds exactly like peers Morgan 😂
8:57 "God intended for you to have this pain for a reason... Because you're an asshole"
😂😂😂 I'm dying
The way they are all looking at you every so often is hilarious
Nef3rn is literally the only guy who didn’t say a word and legit minded his own business
These people are wayyyy too easy to mess with 🤣🤣
Why don’t you have more views I feel like this is the most real trolling I’ve seen in 10 years.
This is so childish but hilarious
If they only knew how strong you are, they’d shut their mouths like those turtles 😊
“I’ll shit the way god intended me to shit.” 💀
Painfully 😂😂😂
👁👄👁
"I'll shit the way God intended me to shit"
😂
That lady was so angry on her mute unmute button 😂😂
7-0 undefeated baby
The way the blonde avatar angrily unmutes and mutes is so funny lmao
“I don’t need supplements to help me pass” 😂😂😂
The absolute absurdity of this and these people are content with chatting is absolute hilarious
"That's a hard pass"
Kinda like his constipation?
Yes!!! I looked through to see if anyone else was as immature as myself. Thank you. That was clearly ableism on that guys part
the blonde lady was a loser, they should mind their own business, you didn't even ask for this!!!! i subbed, keep fighting against bully's
That one guy sounds like Jack Frags the youtuber
I thought the same
it might even be him it's that similar.
That has gotta be him it’s a 100% match
I thought the exact same thing
I thought that too lol
It’s soooooo gooood, please never stop doing poop vr!!
My god this is straight out of a comedy sketch
No! Im mimmicking because its a defense system that always works lmao. Dude is a trip.
8:25 the “but we’re in a game” was super accurate.😂