well I mean players like that do ruin tables. by doing that they remove all strategy from the game. people who's actual strategy is to all-in pre flop everyhand are no different from slots players. too stupid
@kiezale no, it isn't, there's nothing funny about this. when you get to this level of Pro PokerstarsVR gameplay (which I'm sure you aren't anywhere near bud), you'll come to realise that this game can be the difference between putting meta-food on their meta-families tables, and not. people should learn to take tips when they get the chance to. then again, i wouldn't expect you to understand because you arent a pokerstars pro
People prefer to have confrontation over humble awareness. Even when everyone points out that they are getting trolled, the mark still wants to beef it out, like flies to a bug zapper.
11:08 “i got a full house” “you ain’t got a full house, you’re full of shit that’s what you are” “yeah I do, you don’t know who lives in my house, every room is occupied” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Honestly they have to be people who never grew up online. I think VR has lots of people who are new to gaming and don't understand the obvious signs of trolling.
the one guy that was aware of the troll “you sound like the average guy from a crappy Hollywood movie” and dude says “yes, do you not get that? Jesus Christ guys” 16:40
Hackers and glitchers around every corner in this game😡 they never listen to the professionals🙄 Bet half of them couldn’t strangle a turtle if they tried.
what amazes me more, is that these guys genuinely believe that this isn't a troll. They think it's just some arrogant dude. Bro is a cartoon character and they actually believe its real.
He says “Vegas isn’t a real place” and he actually just doesn’t stop feeding him. Actually one of the dumbest human beings to grace this planet I really wanna know who this sad person is irl
Beating people gambling, and then calling them communists.. when youre way up! Amazingly hilarious. I want the balls and good luck to do this in real life
i thought this would be dumb and its been recommended multiple times but you actually had me dying of laughter. earned a like and a sub you idiot and legend
Did nobody catch that Zack Muckerberg line? That shit made me literally spit the shot of vodka i had just taken, clear out of my mouth all over my keyboard. I fucking love you man. Always fun to wach your videos when i'm in a bad mood. Always fun to watch your videos in general!
Live streams DAILY on Kick under the username “TurtleDestroyer”
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Bro wtf is Vegas he keeps bringing up???
Do you/these players use real money or is it virtual?
take notes, little man lol
LMAO 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ get em
We need more of this character
the ultimate troll is someone who convinces everyone else that he’s a cocky idiot and then takes all their money fair and square
lmao I wonder how many times he swung this to make it happen. pretty hilarious.
Also making others think there is something clinically wrong with him and needs help asap! These poker vids hit different
@@RustyB22yeah its so funny when you’re pretty obviously joking but people think you’re serious
Great point
@@thegnome9529 I liked the part where he kept going all in :'D
i love how they went from making fun of you to actually being mad at you winning lmao
Haters gonna hate right chat
Read your bible! (KJV, preferably) ❤️
MY guy really wants people to read some bible@@abel6298
@@abel6298NLT is better
well I mean players like that do ruin tables. by doing that they remove all strategy from the game. people who's actual strategy is to all-in pre flop everyhand are no different from slots players. too stupid
"I live in Vegas!" "I have $600k in the bank!" "I own my own business!"
Dude was fighting for his life.
man had to flex real life earnings cause of a troll
🤣🤣🤣hes literally the worst person so far no doubt
@@westsideAUKILANI "You're a communist for sitting on all that money" He also lost logic with that sentence! lol
@@yashuab.2979 😂😂😂
Read your bible! (KJV, preferably) ❤️
“ you don’t play every hand”
“ winners do” 😂
the proof is in the pudding
ding ding ding ding 🤓👆
So good 😂😂😂😂
😆😆😆😆😆😆
is this actually kevin durant? i didnt think he watched good greifs 😂😂😂 thats amazing!
“I probably wouldn’t shake your hand” 😂 funniest thing ever lmao
enters with fire, leaves with fire lmao
some people really just dont want to be taught a thing or two by a pokerstars pro. arrogance is a hell of a drug
@kiezale no, it isn't, there's nothing funny about this. when you get to this level of Pro PokerstarsVR gameplay (which I'm sure you aren't anywhere near bud), you'll come to realise that this game can be the difference between putting meta-food on their meta-families tables, and not. people should learn to take tips when they get the chance to. then again, i wouldn't expect you to understand because you arent a pokerstars pro
@@Luke-bq7sdbro it’s vr
@@ZaZa-yt1sm looks like we spotted another amateur. **sarcastic yet badass chuckle** you'll learn one day bud 🤦♂😮💨
Those communists
@kiezalewhoosh
the lack of awareness to not realize you are getting trolled is next level
Google Tony G poker and see a real money troll
People prefer to have confrontation over humble awareness. Even when everyone points out that they are getting trolled, the mark still wants to beef it out, like flies to a bug zapper.
the thing is the average poker player is just like this so thats why they all fall so hard for it
this guy is trolling but in VR chat there are so many weirdos that actually behave this way or worse lol so its hard to differentiate.
its always hardest once you start losing something to them
11:08
“i got a full house”
“you ain’t got a full house, you’re full of shit that’s what you are”
“yeah I do, you don’t know who lives in my house, every room is occupied” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
i busted out laughing man this guy is hilarious
Was golden
Bro was def using a calc to count cards. For those of you new to the chat, a calc is short for a calculator. I’m using slang
Bro made the explanation longer than the comment
@@darknessdarkrai4549 are you new to the chat? Just so you know 'calc' is short for calculator, we're using slang
@@darknessdarkrai4549 you might be new but calc is short term for calculator. just using some slang
Can anyone tell me which video is this from?
Hey @@darknessdarkrai4549 u might be new, jst wanted to let you know that calc means calculator, we use slang. Hope that helps❤
pretty obvious trolling, I don't know how people don't realize, but it's way more entertaining that way
there's a lot of people on the spectrum and literal mouthbreathers that started playing poker during the beginnings of the rona.
On the spectrum lmao
Ooo
Honestly they have to be people who never grew up online. I think VR has lots of people who are new to gaming and don't understand the obvious signs of trolling.
its pretty hard to get a difference between trolls and just actual morrons, safer to assume that its an actual morron and not troll
@dvl- No its not LMAO. You need to improve your social skills if you cant tell that people like this are playing a character
“I already folded”
“And you’re also a communist”
😂
😂😂
All these damn communists playing virtual poker is the main reason why our country is going to hell man...
That was so nice of you to give them pointers after you took all their money. They could really learn a thing or two
Communists never appreciate anything unfortunately
He literally warned them that they should probably takes notes
The funniest part is his method worked and that made them even madder 😂😂😂
i will touch you
iwilltouchyou
@@abel6298 Whats with the freemason logo
Mad*
@@LowResShotsmore mad *
@@gotsnaps are you restarted?
"You sound like a South Park character"
That was exactly what I think when I watch your videos. I love it.
this is definitely PC principal
This sounds like the Coach John from Home Movies 😂
@@xXAKFTWXx907 ong
3:53 is straight out of south park
"you did not win" "i didn't lose" 🤣
Clearly nobody at this table is a professional note taker
That part when you went all in was soooo dope
I took notes
18:58 "you gonna sit there and make us watch you having all of our money?" LMAO
😭”you didn’t win that round you partially did “
“Yeah well I didn’t lose “😂😭
Add more emojis next time andy
@@SquirtelDaTurteladd more sass next time squirtle
@@slavko7898But i mean he is the Turtel
7:45 “Is that even a real place” dawg tried to pretend the place from fallout was real. Glad the pokerstars legend called him on that.
17:50 Saying “u mad bro?” while you’re actively being rage baited is crazy
seeing the dude's tower next to you dwindle is so funny
they should’ve watched and learn maybe they would’ve won psh
right smh
And took notes
They would've learned at LEAST a thing or two.
“Dont call me a communist, I run my own business!” 😭😭😭
THAT LAUGH IS FKN HILARIOUS LMFAO💀💀💀☠☠
When you started pick up the chips and dropping them 💀💀💀
my favorite part
“130k, read em and weap”😂😭
16:39 thats the only guy at the table that knows he's trolling 😭
And the fact he knew but sat there and let it happen to the others lol
@@Urbannnni would too, its funny
the one guy that was aware of the troll “you sound like the average guy from a crappy Hollywood movie” and dude says “yes, do you not get that? Jesus Christ guys” 16:40
I love it when there’s one person who’s onto him but they don’t say anything until everyone’s wayyy too deep into it
12:15 I like how this guy folded on pocket kings preflop. Like the perfect hand to go against someone going all in LMAO
Yeah no way he had kings
He had king something, he would have hit a pair of kings on the board
Cause he ain't a professional poker playa
2:16 “stop getting triggered man” this is the only dude I’ve seen so far that actually realized this guy is just rage baiting😭🤣
Dessnuts also knew, 16:39
@@cannedBear Wait it is the same guy
People get so offended when you don't take yourself seriously. I love it
Out of every trolling video I've seen, this character is the funniest and most entertaining thing I can recall seeing.
Bro actually won 😂. They were livid!
(Read description) this was one of the first videos I made that’s why editing is a lot different from now.
Here
God i totally forgot you play guitar, you should play this song for outros
The editing is so good though
I do like your caption inputs
I love when u started playing with the chips at the end, i was dying, is that actual money won?
11:50
"You're allowed to fold, it's part of the game stupid" 🤣
I like how they clearly didn’t take any notes
Bro, you have mastered the "I'm the cool guy" voice
The fact that you sat out after having a huge lead is hilarious. That’s the best way to get under their skin
“Bro you don’t have a full house” he replies, “you don’t have many people live in my house” 😭😂
nah I had to see if anyone else heard that, shit was hilarious😂😂😂
What minute
All the rooms are occupied in my house
what a nice guy, teaching these guys how to play poker. so wholesome 🙂
Dude this is such freaking gold 😂 Cartman sitting at the tables
As a professional poker player, I am taking notes on this.
"ummm winners do, ding ding ding ding" bro im criying 😂
Lmfao "don't call me a communist, I own my own business" he's so threatened by this characature of a poker star lmao.
I don’t know why I was recommended this, but it was hysterical 😂
The other guy acting like you won’t go all in on every hand after doing that every single time is hilarious
This guy would win any table with mental game like this
The I movie editing makes this so much better
Lol
Hackers and glitchers around every corner in this game😡 they never listen to the professionals🙄 Bet half of them couldn’t strangle a turtle if they tried.
You wanna go all in on that bet?
ALL IN+COMMIES CONFIRMED ✅
That last JEEZ was the most South Park thing ever
this is pure gold. making me wanna buy vr
Lmaooo the goofy laugh kills me every time 😭😭😭😭😭😭
The should’ve took notes
Whoa cool
I love this cartoon bully voice it’s hilarious bruh do another this is funny asf
Dude in the hat was trying his best to keep it positive 🤣
what amazes me more, is that these guys genuinely believe that this isn't a troll. They think it's just some arrogant dude. Bro is a cartoon character and they actually believe its real.
He says “Vegas isn’t a real place” and he actually just doesn’t stop feeding him. Actually one of the dumbest human beings to grace this planet
I really wanna know who this sad person is irl
I can’t believe how grown asses can not understand that they’re are being trolling
majority of the time they do realize he’s being a troll & they decide to react anyways just to talk 💩
They’re playing VR poker games, they aren’t used to playing shit online
"winners do" fucking gold lol
Beating people gambling, and then calling them communists.. when youre way up! Amazingly hilarious. I want the balls and good luck to do this in real life
just tried your strategies in a real casino and am now a multi millionaire, thanks bro
I honestly respect how long they put up with you 😂 Like you really tested their patience and most kept calm.
I love this type of content. Admen, dnsl, bub games. Just stick to the script and make people angry. Minimal editing. Love it.
i thought this would be dumb and its been recommended multiple times but you actually had me dying of laughter. earned a like and a sub you idiot and legend
bro i just found this channel, and have been binge watching every video, no joke i laughed in every single one
You’re a fake fan! 😡
@@trulybarr5341 yes 😌
This guys voice is perfect for a bully in any tv show or cartoon
voice was weird at first then really started loving it so hilarious!
“I’m a professional take all your moneyer” 😂😂😂
I took more notes on this video than all of my math notes in school.
Tossing the beer the guy gave you was hilarious
he even gave them free tips. a true saint
I dont know how many times I’ve come back to this video, it’s my favorite.
You taking notes?
I love when the troll wins hahaha they are so serious and losing to all in over and over XD
Everything about this from your confidence to your voice was just hilarious.
there’s too many one liners in this too count. one of the funniest vids i’ve seen in a while
Did nobody catch that Zack Muckerberg line? That shit made me literally spit the shot of vodka i had just taken, clear out of my mouth all over my keyboard. I fucking love you man. Always fun to wach your videos when i'm in a bad mood. Always fun to watch your videos in general!
How about now?
Bros just taking shots and watching good griefs respect
“I would shake your hand but you’re kind of far”
-“I probably wouldn’t shake your hand” 😂🤣 1:50
I haven't laughed like this in so long! Thank you man, you made my year
“It is a real place , I’ve been to Vegas “ 😂😂😂
Sitting out after winning a bunch is so damn funny 😂😂😂😂
I’ve spent years searching for Vegas good to have somebody confirm that it’s non-existent
This is one of the funniest gaming vids I’ve seen in a while! Perfect troll, competitive, charming and great persona.
19:37 Purple Hair getting salty after his pyramid went into turtle's
“ It’s almost like he’s not a real person” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The picking up the stacks and dripping them while talking shit got me lol
4:34 bro that one guy just got up and looked at his cards 💀🤣
Babe wake up “Merry Vr Prankstars” posted
The voice is perfect. You sound like the hunkules skin from smite. Like an old school jock beach bully
Broo when you were betting and lost and asked if he was hacking got me dead💀
you probably dont remember me but these videos are still so funny. Makes me wanna play again lmao
He probably doesn't
I just watched the video where you tricked the guy into turning off his headset 4 times. You’re a hero and I bet he does remember lol
@@DChevy98 lol yeah that video haha
i remember u, so im sure he does
@@XzenoDaHero what video was it i wanna watch it lol
"You think Zack Muckerberg created me and I'm just an ai poker bot?"
"...yah"
I'm glad you can help the poker community by showing people how to actually play with skill!
Wow this guys is so nice and humble and everyone turned their backs on him.
You winning big made this even funnier.
Kid folded pair of kinds in his hand. That’s pretty clear Turtle got to him hahaha
He’s playing his such an obvious character and they were all apart of the script😂 idk how they took you so serious
How people can’t tell they’re being trolled in this day and age still amazes me.
Good timing pritty much watched everything on your channel was just watching what I haven't watched keep uploading.
dude the “uhh I’m a professional poker player” was hilarious 😭