@@debashismishra6765 The woman tried to enter while consuming tobacco, was denied, then came with an Indian flag to increase tensions. The guard was stupid to take the bait and to say the shit he said in response (even though he was asked if this is Punjab or India, and he said Punjab, which was subsequently lost in translation to instead become "this is Punjab, not India", he could have worded it better)
@@smncoolidfk How fake you people can be. You guys loves to listen your side of story. Just listen to interviews of the girl and his uncle after the incident
Paaji please tell us whom to vote for 2024? Many stand up comedians are spreading subtle fake news and their agenda. But you are a sikh and I am also from Punjab. I won't ever forget the horrors of 1984 organised by congress party. Everyone concludes easily that BJP is bad but didn't tell us the alternative. If BJP is bad then congress is worst with Rahul Gandhi as face of PM candidate. In the choice between bad and worst, bad always wins
so u must love history which is being written now or earlier too🤷♂️why only love history which was written between 1947-2014...after all u love history and not a version of it
'Why build a better future when you can just write a better past'.....man, are you a philosopher or something cause I've never seen such prepared,genuine and well written performance even by our political leaders. You're amazing and its really sad that students of our nation wastes their time watching nonsense, 'not talented at all' youtubers.keep it up bro.
As once a 6th grader who stayed awake for the Social Exam for all 3 terminals .. I can relate to the jealousy part for history syllabus... PS: I scored 100 all 3 times😎
This was absolutely brilliant. I had to pause to actually appreciate the line about Civic topics being mentioned as a part of history. The word-play on "Democracy, Secularism" being a part of history now was terrific word play - just brilliant!
Good to see when everyone is opting for easy way of crowdwork, there is someone who is actually putting effort in writing as it should be in standup. KUDOS !!!
@@debashismishra6765 bro, that's where you defined yourself. ek do videos dekhke apna opinion mat jhaado, this guy has himself done jokes on x,y,z people that you mentioned, he made a one hour special making jokes about left leaning people. and bahot sare comedians ne unke baare me joke kia hai but, aap wo sab thodi dekhoge, aapko toh bas 2 paise ka hi kaam karna aata hai. with this mentality, i dont think you'll able to understand comedy even. pehle hazar content dekho, phir janoge.
People nowadays not smart enough to realise you shouldnt be talking about something you have just heard from here and there without researching yourself.
For the first time I laughed out loud... honestly... awaiting to watch your show in person... please share when your show is scheduled in Bandra/Khar - Mumbai
I was mad when they removed Mughal history. Like they should've kept it we should know about the atrocities these islamic invaders committed like temple destruction, r@pe, torture, genocide. Or how they were so savages and barbaric and lustful that we have to literally come up with practices of Jauhar and Parda and Ghoonghat. Not this history manipulation like Akbar the "great" and how he was secular yet he killed natives and destroyed their places of worship or how Aurangzeb was a great religious scholar yet he literally committed genocide against hindus and Sikhs. I request the govt to bring back Mughal history and not the rosy picture that we were previously taught but the completely unbiased one.
Hey brother, NCERT hasn't dropped the Mughal Empire from the syllabus. (It's just a propoganda I guess.) What actually NCERT has done is 'syllabus rationalisation' , which means other lesser thaught topics have been added. In medieval history, majority emphasis was on the Mughals, and other kingdoms (Marathas,etc) were not or less represented. Now with rationalised syllabus, few irrelevant chapters of Mughals (courtroom administration,etc) are deleted and other chapters on various kingdoms, culture that represents Indian value system have been added. Before rationalisation medieval history had 70-80% about Delhi sultanate (Khiljis, tughlaqs, lodhis, etc) and Mughals. Basically the Islamic invaders. As an Indian while studying medieval history (for UPSC CSE) I used to feel why others great warrior kings of India are not thaught as much as these Islamic invaders. It's a good step guys. No one is changing or forgetting whatever our real history is. (I'm not taking stand for any political party but just as an Indian, I'm clearing the misinformation.)
It's not about manipulation of history or writing of a better past Azeem, it's just rationalisation. As you said 'entire 7th std', just sit and think bro, why would you just study the Mughals for entire year when there were other great kingdoms challenging them. People listen to you, you have to take this as a responsibility rather than taking it as an opportunity. People will just listen and without verifying will keep spreading it.
I admire him a lot man unlike other comedians he is quite special the way he smashes a punchline is so magical ...lots of love do have a live in dehradun also !❤️❤️
Such nuanced writing dude, I had to replay that bit on the civics joke to truly appreciate it. Please keep up the good work, also come soon to Singapore to Hero's to perform again! Your set on the doppelganger was hilarious 🤣🤣
This is the first time I m seeing your video. You ve given a jab in the arm, without the sting of the needle. Stark facts but not conveyed in a toxic way. Sarcasm takes a lot of grey matter . You rock, Azeem.
Azeem is brilliant ! A Very sharp wit and on cue with his political pulse! Excellent humour - delivered in style !! Simply a joy to watch and hear! ❤ Please carry on and let your intelect flow !
I’ve watched your Problems special too many times now to count. Been waxing eloquent to all who will listen, about your fantastic observations and jokes! Plus a fellow a Man Utd sufferer. (Hopefully acche din coming starting this season) Please come to NYC man!
taj mahal is real but it for sure isn't a symbol of "love" mumtaz ke marne ke baad aur bhi bahoto se "love" kiya tha i hope 90s ki history mein padhaa hoga....that russia ukraine border joke was amazing
Librandu muslims- we are Indians , we don't belong to lineage of Mughals Also them - medieval history is all about Mughals, British took over from them directly
As they say Comedy is a serious business and you nail it every vid. Azeem you've great sense and art of humour, satire with masters in punch lining, delivery.
Removing Mughal empire from history isn't manipulation. It would have been manipulation if the changed the outcomes in history. Muslim taliking about secularism and democracy is bigoted, there are 57 Islamic countries where secularism is dead and people are not allowed to leave Islam if they want to.
There are countries without women right and there are countries where beheading is a legal punishment, so by your logic india should also have those. Cause why improve when there are other counties that are not doing so
And it is manipulation of history cause the kids will be studying history and won't be taught about one of the most important empires in the world. Imagine learning about world history and their is no alexander the great or Genghis Khan
Dude it is just jokes even in starting disclaimer it said that this is just for fun not to be taken seriously jokes are meant to be exaggerated dont take it seriously, laugh and move on
Respect for that 5 marx geography question joke in the closed captions. This man is using comedy on every level.
1:17 only 1600s kids will relate 😂😂
27 secs in and dropping the comment.
U ll always be my fav bro. What an opening joke ❤️
if this is your hero please stop every one who has a Indian flag to enter inside any Gurudwara
@@debashismishra6765 The woman tried to enter while consuming tobacco, was denied, then came with an Indian flag to increase tensions. The guard was stupid to take the bait and to say the shit he said in response (even though he was asked if this is Punjab or India, and he said Punjab, which was subsequently lost in translation to instead become "this is Punjab, not India", he could have worded it better)
I knew this was coming from you 😂😂😂😂😂 did he copied well😂😂😂😂
@@smncoolidfk How fake you people can be. You guys loves to listen your side of story. Just listen to interviews of the girl and his uncle after the incident
Paaji please tell us whom to vote for 2024? Many stand up comedians are spreading subtle fake news and their agenda. But you are a sikh and I am also from Punjab. I won't ever forget the horrors of 1984 organised by congress party. Everyone concludes easily that BJP is bad but didn't tell us the alternative. If BJP is bad then congress is worst with Rahul Gandhi as face of PM candidate. In the choice between bad and worst, bad always wins
"Why build a better future when you can write a better past."
- Azeem
😂
The future depends upon learning from past. This is the precise reason history is important.
@@us-du44fx4uunkil 😊
@@user-tw4mr6vb2t tu kya pandemic ki padaish hai???
@@007_Sun_Tzu unkil aap hai meri paidaish...I am very disappointed with you...relax and enjoy a joke unkil or else go and run around in a brown kaccha
“Your one click will help me a lot- more than you believe”
- Azeem Guardiowala
I was someone who loves History and loved it in school.
so u must love history which is being written now or earlier too🤷♂️why only love history which was written between 1947-2014...after all u love history and not a version of it
Azeem, oh my god- are you even aging bro?- your jokes and your face is just as fresh as it was earlier.
'Why build a better future when you can just write a better past'.....man, are you a philosopher or something cause I've never seen such prepared,genuine and well written performance even by our political leaders. You're amazing and its really sad that students of our nation wastes their time watching nonsense, 'not talented at all' youtubers.keep it up bro.
As once a 6th grader who stayed awake for the Social Exam for all 3 terminals .. I can relate to the jealousy part for history syllabus...
PS: I scored 100 all 3 times😎
4:31 minutes of jokes and still feels better than other normal length standup. Very few comedians we have who do Intelligent jokes👌
This was absolutely brilliant. I had to pause to actually appreciate the line about Civic topics being mentioned as a part of history. The word-play on "Democracy, Secularism" being a part of history now was terrific word play - just brilliant!
Good to see when everyone is opting for easy way of crowdwork, there is someone who is actually putting effort in writing as it should be in standup. KUDOS !!!
that civics ka syllabus in history joke was perfectly executed! Just like we will be, very soon. hats off Azeem!
ye darr sahi he koi Abdul Kalam banta he koi Guddu Muslim
ACHA MULLE
For muslims India will be democracy only when sharia is implemented 🤣
Kya tum bhi atikq ke jaise kaam kaarte ho
BC and AD got me😂
When you think about it, what's before Congress? 😅
Never seen better written jokes
You mean to say he didn’t deliver it right? 😂
@@ykpsubscribes Vipul Goyal won't troll Hinduism or Modi so they will never find those jokes better
Mulla supporting mulla 😄😄😄
Who were your forefathers ????
Indian mullas :mughals 😁
@@debashismishra6765 Did I miss something in this video? Where did he troll Hinduism?
Jimmy carr ko dekh chutiye fir
He is one of the best at writing deep and really funny content. Delivery is flawless.
bro you're just raising the standards of Indian comedy single handedly. so clever written jokes. 🔥💯
single handedly wow... baki sab comedian ko comedy chod dena chahiye fir
Chamcha
@@debashismishra6765 baki sab comedians topical and satirical nahi kar rahe hain at the moment. agar iq hai toh samjh jaoge.
@@jigyanshusabat8271 if satire done on elon musk Rahul Gandhi it's not satire if only done on Modi then will be considered satire... Apka bahat IQ he
@@debashismishra6765 bro, that's where you defined yourself. ek do videos dekhke apna opinion mat jhaado, this guy has himself done jokes on x,y,z people that you mentioned, he made a one hour special making jokes about left leaning people. and bahot sare comedians ne unke baare me joke kia hai but, aap wo sab thodi dekhoge, aapko toh bas 2 paise ka hi kaam karna aata hai. with this mentality, i dont think you'll able to understand comedy even. pehle hazar content dekho, phir janoge.
People are jumping on incomplete knowledge that mughal were removed from ncert but no-one, bothered to check complete fact.
People nowadays not smart enough to realise you shouldnt be talking about something you have just heard from here and there without researching yourself.
They will make money because no one checks
3:45 yes we already have great history of marathas, cholas, but only Mughals and Congress is included
I would say this is an intellectual comedy. Absolutely smart references and choice of words. Hats off!
For the first time I laughed out loud... honestly... awaiting to watch your show in person... please share when your show is scheduled in Bandra/Khar - Mumbai
23rd April and 13th May. Check link in description :)
why did i read it as "awaiting to watch your show in prison" 💀
@@thebanat when will u be coming to surat man??!! waiting to see the sarcaster live
I swear, I LOLs literally sitting in the metro
@@rakshitranjan8040 You need either services of an opthalmologist or a good English teacher ..😂
I was mad when they removed Mughal history. Like they should've kept it we should know about the atrocities these islamic invaders committed like temple destruction, r@pe, torture, genocide. Or how they were so savages and barbaric and lustful that we have to literally come up with practices of Jauhar and Parda and Ghoonghat.
Not this history manipulation like Akbar the "great" and how he was secular yet he killed natives and destroyed their places of worship or how Aurangzeb was a great religious scholar yet he literally committed genocide against hindus and Sikhs.
I request the govt to bring back Mughal history and not the rosy picture that we were previously taught but the completely unbiased one.
Hey brother,
NCERT hasn't dropped the Mughal Empire from the syllabus.
(It's just a propoganda I guess.)
What actually NCERT has done is 'syllabus rationalisation' , which means other lesser thaught topics have been added.
In medieval history, majority emphasis was on the Mughals, and other kingdoms (Marathas,etc)
were not or less represented.
Now with rationalised syllabus, few irrelevant chapters of Mughals (courtroom administration,etc) are deleted and other chapters on various kingdoms, culture that represents Indian value system have been added.
Before rationalisation medieval history had 70-80% about Delhi sultanate (Khiljis, tughlaqs, lodhis, etc) and Mughals.
Basically the Islamic invaders.
As an Indian while studying medieval history (for UPSC CSE) I used to feel why others great warrior kings of India are not thaught as much as these Islamic invaders.
It's a good step guys.
No one is changing or forgetting whatever our real history is.
(I'm not taking stand for any political party but just as an Indian, I'm clearing the misinformation.)
It's not about manipulation of history or writing of a better past Azeem, it's just rationalisation.
As you said 'entire 7th std', just sit and think bro, why would you just study the Mughals for entire year when there were other great kingdoms challenging them.
People listen to you, you have to take this as a responsibility rather than taking it as an opportunity.
People will just listen and without verifying will keep spreading it.
Itna detail mein mat ja andhbhakt ka tag mil jaayega. Comedy dimaag side mein rakh ke enjoy karo.
2:14
Why build a better future when you can write a better past 👌
NCERT only dropped one portion of Mughal Empire
Seems like prostitutes are getting angry over this
One of the best political stand ups I have seen. History borrowing from civics syllabus is just too good.
My man summed up the past 5 months of 2023 in just 5 mins 😂😂
You're his lady?
5 months of congress agenda
Thanks!
I admire him a lot man unlike other comedians he is quite special the way he smashes a punchline is so magical ...lots of love do have a live in dehradun also !❤️❤️
Woah!! "4 marx". That's so sneaky, dude. 🙌🏼 The set was damn tight.
Never fails to impress sarcastic intelligence at its best
Mind blowing lines!
After a long time seen some good intelligently created humor.
Take a bow!
Thanks
The audacity and irony of Azeem 😂😂😂
2:14 The perks of having parents living near Javed Akhtar. #IYKYK
The best joke at 3:20
But, you need to watch the entire video to get the true humour
Absolutely amazing chap this man is.... though I'm a right tilted centralist but this guy made such good joke ..god I loved all of them😂😂😂
Such nuanced writing dude, I had to replay that bit on the civics joke to truly appreciate it. Please keep up the good work, also come soon to Singapore to Hero's to perform again! Your set on the doppelganger was hilarious 🤣🤣
wow man, such a brilliant set, make me wanna laugh and think at the same time, thanks for creating 🙂
For us United fans BC is Before Cristiano and AD is Antony D Santos
1:23 Why would Azeem be distressed on removing invaders from history? Just because he is Muslim? stupid Bigots whoever asked this to Azeem
Muslims all over India are beating their chests for this. Its not a idiotic call tbh he is atleast at a influencer level.
This is the first time I m seeing your video. You ve given a jab in the arm, without the sting of the needle. Stark facts but not conveyed in a toxic way. Sarcasm takes a lot of grey matter . You rock, Azeem.
I wish youtube had a feature to hit likes for every joke i laughed in the video❤
😂😂😂😂😂😂Enjoyed a lot keep it up,Never heard better Comedy and Political satire in one go but Aayega to Modi hi.
The jealousy joke got me. Even I feel jealous of aaj ka students now. No more history exam. Nahi to hum dates remember kar rahe the.
Azeem is brilliant ! A Very sharp wit and on cue with his political pulse! Excellent humour - delivered in style !! Simply a joy to watch and hear! ❤
Please carry on and let your intelect flow !
Superb- just smashed the reality with ultra super comedy
This is how political satire should be!!
Hats off
"5 marx" OHHHOOO amazing
Varunbhai once said "mere se pehle Kamra marega".. Dude it seems u r toping the chart😂😂.. keep it up man
The most satisfying stand up comedy video of 2023 😂😂
Are ... bhai gazab😂😂😂 ....mja agya
Wow!! I totally aww of your content... loved it !! Thank you :)
Philosophy in jokes. Finally you are learning from your neighbour- Javed Akhtar.
Thank God Someone is writing jokes, otherwise other people are just telling stories from their childhood and college days 😂
Ye banda playstation ka tshirt pehen ke
Maut ka khel khel raha he😂
The bitter but sad truth.Why build a better future when you can write a better past!
Your contents are woke and hilarious at same time.😂
Everyyy Punch Worth Still laughing amazing set Man💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂
very high level of intellect and satire...all other comedians should watch this benchmark
Undoubtedly my favourite comedian and I've seen over 50 different ones western and Indian
Well written sir 🎉
I’ve watched your Problems special too many times now to count. Been waxing eloquent to all who will listen, about your fantastic observations and jokes! Plus a fellow a Man Utd sufferer. (Hopefully acche din coming starting this season)
Please come to NYC man!
Well I love the way u write your jokes, I think you deserve to be more famous and every should see your work
Jealousy is what I can relate to.. It's pretty much in line with students giving online board exams during COVID.
Why to built a better future when u can write a better past 😮bhai bhai !!
Wow 🎉 impressive 👍 Maazedar
No words of applause are enough for this masterpiece. Fucking killed it man 🙌
Loved it. You have a great future. Hope to see you at a NYC club . All the best.
Mast!
Wow!!! amazing content..and spot on!
So true! All those concepts have actually become history. Loved the set bro, keep rocking!
The most powerful humour with a message, without defaming but nevertheless shredding! You are great, Child.
Civics subject is history now 🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂👌
Awesome I was literally laughing throughout the video.
Why build a better future, when you can write the better past. 😂😂 OG
The one thing better than the tightly written set is the detailed disclaimer!
You'll always be one of my favourite comedian Azeem bhai, Merry eid to you in advance
Sarcastically nice, light, and cool!👌👍🙂
Azeem is liking all sarcastic jokes😂
Bro pls full video link.. i bet it would be 🔥
Our stand up comedians are way too intelligent for our politicians.
No they are not
They think, they are, lol.
Politicians are way more clever, they just pretend to be dumb.
BC is before congress and AD is achee Din or after demonetization 😂, thats some good stuff.
This man puts so much effort in writing good content❤
You are awesome too👍 made my day❣️
3:38 Civics is the most proactive subject ever but it was taught all wrong.
On point, I am not against anyone but this is one of the finest material I’ve seen. Great job man !
taj mahal is real but it for sure isn't a symbol of "love" mumtaz ke marne ke baad aur bhi bahoto se "love" kiya tha i hope 90s ki history mein padhaa hoga....that russia ukraine border joke was amazing
Azeem has always had well written sets, this one just adding to that. Onwards and upwards Azeem!
Before Congress was gulami, then what happens in 67 years in between BC and AD.
Azadi Kal?
Oh my god! 😂
Such a well written set XD
Today,first time i watched ur videos n 👏👏👏👏👏👏 enjoyed start to end.keep it up.
Librandu muslims- we are Indians , we don't belong to lineage of Mughals
Also them - medieval history is all about Mughals, British took over from them directly
Thanks God u don't.
As they say Comedy is a serious business and you nail it every vid. Azeem you've great sense and art of humour, satire with masters in punch lining, delivery.
Removing Mughal empire from history isn't manipulation. It would have been manipulation if the changed the outcomes in history. Muslim taliking about secularism and democracy is bigoted, there are 57 Islamic countries where secularism is dead and people are not allowed to leave Islam if they want to.
There are countries without women right and there are countries where beheading is a legal punishment, so by your logic india should also have those. Cause why improve when there are other counties that are not doing so
And it is manipulation of history cause the kids will be studying history and won't be taught about one of the most important empires in the world. Imagine learning about world history and their is no alexander the great or Genghis Khan
Love From Pakistan 🇵🇰💚 Bro Watching You Since EIC Days
Misleading people through comedy
Dude it is just jokes even in starting disclaimer it said that this is just for fun not to be taken seriously jokes are meant to be exaggerated dont take it seriously, laugh and move on
@@yrbigfan that's still considered as manipulation.
Who is the Master for misleading in our Nation?
@@mg.f.9023 congress
Fabulous, when Kolkata show is coming?
Such a well written set
Simply brilliant, you're outstanding.