"You get to smoke free weed BUT you indirectly commit mass genocide every time you do it" must be the worst reward-to-consequence ratio I've seen in this series so far.
@@computerkillthisman2917 Jerma is the crazykind of chaotic neutral while NL is the "doing it for fun" kind of chaotic neutral. Both are great streamers.
I love how the whole fun of this series has pivoted from having interesting questions & following discussions about them to just watching NL try decipher the meaning behind the weirdest most nonsensical shit.
dude that was a pretty chill one. That "shemale" one shouldve given you a good first impression tho. Its mainly just sexual fantasies of pubescent boys and occasionally some racism, homophobia or, as seen above, blatant transphobia mixed in there for good measure. Its a heavily weird page.
You know a lot of these question authors are weebs when they say shit like “you will fall in love with your favorite fictional character” Brother my favorite fictional character is Super Mario the romance is not a part of the appeal
@@Reeykz Because they're both incels and going through puberty and thinking about sex all the time, so they project their sexual desires onto anime characters because they cannot connect with real people
ngl, you could actually make bank by doing a a week's worth of translation work for a different company every week. but that's child's play. this is the insane part: I assume these random languages have to be real languages... so what if you got endangered or dead languages? then, suddenly, you'd be a hero at the center of every cultural restoration effort in the world! and this is doubly true if you get cozy with as many linguists as possible. in one week, you could rescue an endangered Native American language, and the next week, you could teach linguistic historians all about Proto-Indo-European! all you'd need is a good cadre of translators and linguists, in order to recognize and appropriately direct whatever new language comes to you each week. this deal is a hard W.
@@jimmyredd perhaps while you are using a dead language, and you write a manuscript explaining exactly the alphabet and grammar, etc of that language in a specific orientation on the paper (that stays the same no matter what language you have) so that when you get another (alive) language, you can work with linguists to decipher what you wrote, explaining to them what you did.
Imagine being at a supermarket and after you're finished putting all of the stuff you need into the cart you go up to the cashier, swipe your card and she says, "sir, your card declined" and you just tell her, give me a sec i need to go to the bathroom. You walk in there, throw up twice into a toilet only to come back to the cash register to tell her to try again and she says that it's still declined but you have 3 cents on top of whatever you've had before
I can't even fathom the logic of 7:03. If thats what you're into, you can already do that without getting caught. Its a "Bad End" scenario, in trade for no gain of any kind.
You know, you recently said on an Isaac episode you wish you were just funny without jokes. Heavy disagree on that one; one of the most naturally funny people I've seen. This series is a great example of that.
For the weed question, so long as you personally don't smoke your infinite stash nobody dies, so you could just sell your infinite supply and be set for life.
you know man, you are the only content creator who can make me actually laugh out loud. that my friend, is a special kind of humor. lost my shit when you said '¨thats something god whispers in your ear when you die''
Ever since someone pointed out that NLs headphones are never even I can't unsee it. To compound this problem I now imagine him with strangely uneven ears...
Much like an owl's, NL's ears are unevenly placed on his head in order to give him a better three-dimensional understanding of his sense of hearing. This helps him catch hidden prey with precision and ease.
Puking twice a day just to get about a couple of hours pay on average is pretty shit though. Sure there is no real downside, but to people who aren't 12 years old with zero income there is basically no upside either.
NL: of course it starts with anime. Random person: nggghhhhh its just alphabetical nl dont judge. NL: no its not, its level of importance Me: *wheeeeeeeze*
7:08 Easy Press. Hands down just say "My Wife" and then since I don't have a wife, whoever happens to catch the gherkin jerkin is gonna hear some goddamn wedding bells.
You will be one of the best youtube content creator and have lots of pogged moments in your life but You will be criminally underrated and be bald. will you press the button?
I’m imagining two countries going to war, but instead of the soldiers shooting at each other they pop out of cover and nae-nae at each other from long distance. Whoever wins advances until one of them takes over the others positions or bases.
"Get every possible benefit you could conceive of. Infinite money, you can fly, you can turn invisible, you're literally immortal. But your poop stinky lol"
If you had the ability to read minds but everyone knew it, a black van would be in front of your house and some government or group would kidnap you and you would never see the light of day again, living your life behind double mirrors controlled by someone else.
3:33 was such a mindflood for me. I was listening to the video as background noise and I was currently wearing a shirt that had Blake Belladonna on it.
NL has a great job and I assume is financially comfortable so he’s a bit surprised at the answers where people say “yes I’ll suffer to get money” but unfortunately a fat amount of people out there are in desperate need of even a little cash. Although he’s also right, the answers are likely mostly kids or people not really caring about the questions.
"There's a whole genre on this website that is basically like, 'You have the best life of all time, but you're fat.' Ok, I click the button, yes... I'll just wear hoodies." Hoodies are self confidence generators when you're chubby, please don't expose NL
I mean honestly human interaction is pretty vital for our mental health. If the con is like "nobody will EVER like you again" then yeah that's a really shitty downside but not getting credit for good work? That sucks, but it's something you can deal with.
Before I had my gallbladder removed the whole waking up and puking twice before going to work and earning between $ .01-100 was actually my life. And yes it was sad.
I feel like he's too old and too much of a pragmatist for it to be interesting. Every question boils down to "will this impact my settled life with a wife and family without introducing too much disruptive change". Classic boomer energy.
"You get to smoke free weed BUT you indirectly commit mass genocide every time you do it" must be the worst reward-to-consequence ratio I've seen in this series so far.
Just sell your weed and become rich and of you ever want to actually smoke any weed just buy some from someone else. Poggies.
@@Thisnameisnottakenjk only if you have a business tho because we don't do illegal activity
@@number1chesschampionsket683 we do.
@@thomaspaine2217 sh i trying to keep that on the down low
idk man, weeds pretty expensive
I can't believe it, the questions actually somehow got worse than last time
A lot of people talk about being variety streamers but NL is the varietest. Always trying something weird, always keeping the pogs flowing!
him and jerma are my top contenders for wierd ass content that extremely enjoyable and very varied
Let’s get weird
@@computerkillthisman2917 Jerma is the crazykind of chaotic neutral while NL is the "doing it for fun" kind of chaotic neutral. Both are great streamers.
I still think Vinesauce (vinny) goes a bit harder on the variety but NL is in the top 3 for sure.
I love NL but hands down I have never seen more variety than Jermas streams
NL out of context:
“What if Hitler was an amazing dancer?”
Then we'd have Captain America ending WW2 using the power of Disco
I busted out laughing so hard when he said that!
The thing is that it's actually much funnier IN context
"He would just win the dance off and then continue, you know, spreading the axis of evil."
There's no downside!
Just have the prisoners disagree with being murdered and the dispute would be resolved with a dance off.
Dance Dance Revolution!
That question falls under the quintessential 'Do you want to live in a anime?'. Complete anime move to have everything solved via a children's game.
@@Omolett0 bruh
I love how the whole fun of this series has pivoted from having interesting questions & following discussions about them to just watching NL try decipher the meaning behind the weirdest most nonsensical shit.
Highly cursed round of stupid questions. I like it.
You know you've got a pretty solid question on your hand when it leads to ''But what if Hitler was a good dancer?''
The Obamacare question sent me dude. Some of them are so incredibly bad.
Medical Debt lives on PepeHands
Most, actually
Gave me "If you had a 6-inch perfect copy of Hitler would you torture it" energy.
@@BradTheAmerican now I want an NL Oney crossover, their combined energy would be so strange
@@Ryan-mr3zf honestly think that’s actually too strange
When it comes to Ryan playing push the button, I always hit that button.
Jesus H Christ that ObamaCare one was fuckin’ spicy. I didn't know will you push the button got this edgy.
It's a good reminder that the crazy shit people believe nowadays is nothing new
right as I saw your comment that question popped up
Like it isnt even a logical question, theres 0% chance that question was written by a non American lmao
ahaahah
dude that was a pretty chill one. That "shemale" one shouldve given you a good first impression tho. Its mainly just sexual fantasies of pubescent boys and occasionally some racism, homophobia or, as seen above, blatant transphobia mixed in there for good measure. Its a heavily weird page.
Always knew my teachers lied when they said there were no bad questions.
The mind control one is crazy. "You get to be a super huge asshole to someone, but you also get to suffer the consequences for it!"
Wouldn't you rather not suffer the consequences? Isn't that the point of being an asshole?
@@MrMeddyman nah people are assholes because they are miserable and don't care about the consequences
You know a lot of these question authors are weebs when they say shit like “you will fall in love with your favorite fictional character”
Brother my favorite fictional character is Super Mario the romance is not a part of the appeal
if you dont wanna kiss mario whats wrong with you
I want to stroke Mario's sublime mustache as he feeds me mushrooms.
Dude same but my favorite character happens to be Samus Aran but like why tf does everything have to be about sex in these peoples minds
@@Reeykz Because they're both incels and going through puberty and thinking about sex all the time, so they project their sexual desires onto anime characters because they cannot connect with real people
@@HylianPirate278 Yikes, calling kids going through puberty incels is not very cash money of you.
Not gonna lie, speaking a different language each week would be the poggiest variety streamer move
Talk about variety
*laugh track*
ngl, you could actually make bank by doing a a week's worth of translation work for a different company every week. but that's child's play. this is the insane part: I assume these random languages have to be real languages... so what if you got endangered or dead languages? then, suddenly, you'd be a hero at the center of every cultural restoration effort in the world! and this is doubly true if you get cozy with as many linguists as possible. in one week, you could rescue an endangered Native American language, and the next week, you could teach linguistic historians all about Proto-Indo-European! all you'd need is a good cadre of translators and linguists, in order to recognize and appropriately direct whatever new language comes to you each week.
this deal is a hard W.
@@Drekromancer what if they think you just know every language in the world and dont believe your dead languages
@@Drekromancer How are you going to translate anything? You only know one language per week. Not one language plus English.
@@jimmyredd perhaps while you are using a dead language, and you write a manuscript explaining exactly the alphabet and grammar, etc of that language in a specific orientation on the paper (that stays the same no matter what language you have) so that when you get another (alive) language, you can work with linguists to decipher what you wrote, explaining to them what you did.
“But what if hitler was an amazing dancer?” Hahahah
Than he would have to do a lot of 🕺
41:40 I like how NL got so heated in his rant he forgot to censor himself
Imagine being at a supermarket and after you're finished putting all of the stuff you need into the cart you go up to the cashier, swipe your card and she says, "sir, your card declined"
and you just tell her, give me a sec i need to go to the bathroom. You walk in there, throw up twice into a toilet only to come back to the cash register to tell her to try again and she says that it's still declined but you have 3 cents on top of whatever you've had before
You become an omnipotent God-emperor with powers to create anything you desire, BUT your tummy hurts sometimes :(
"do you want real pokemon"...
"Do you want universal healthcare but with euthenasia."
I can't even fathom the logic of 7:03.
If thats what you're into, you can already do that without getting caught. Its a "Bad End" scenario, in trade for no gain of any kind.
12:42 still bald had me dying for longer than it should have
NL roasting chat: "How could you."
NL roasting random dumb kids on the internet: "Let's go premium content 10/10 bring the gourds!"
Instantly clicked the notification hopping for Lööps but this shall sufice
“Okay another anime question: you can understand any language, but it randomly changes each week” was too funny
You know, you recently said on an Isaac episode you wish you were just funny without jokes. Heavy disagree on that one; one of the most naturally funny people I've seen. This series is a great example of that.
you have the ability to read anyone's mind. what would you do with it?
_make five bucks._
From 42:00 to the end I died, that's the hardest NL ever made me laugh.
23:34
"what if Hitler was a really good dancer?" was not a sentence i was prepared for
For the weed question, so long as you personally don't smoke your infinite stash nobody dies, so you could just sell your infinite supply and be set for life.
The minimal wage of your country rises by 7$,
BUT
the top 5% wealthiest of your country get taxed aditional 2% of their earnings.
The obamacare one just threw me for a loop
41:59 - 42:51 is the hardest i've laughed in a while and i'm saving it
you know man, you are the only content creator who can make me actually laugh out loud. that my friend, is a special kind of humor. lost my shit when you said '¨thats something god whispers in your ear when you die''
15:10
I found the button Dan pressed.
That Obama care question after the 3 previous trainwreck questions sent me fucking rolling on the floor
I’m so happy to see this back rn
27:53 "you get random 0.01 - 100$ nut you vomit twice a day with no damage"
as someone with acid reflux and GERD, this is just a win
ain't that just 5 bucks per day tho?
On average that would get you about $50 a day. Which is pretty shit unless you are unemployed w/o welfare.
Here at Northernlion, we ask important questions like "what if hitler was too steezy"
Ever since someone pointed out that NLs headphones are never even I can't unsee it. To compound this problem I now imagine him with strangely uneven ears...
Are never even what?
Edit: I'm an idiot
Much like an owl's, NL's ears are unevenly placed on his head in order to give him a better three-dimensional understanding of his sense of hearing. This helps him catch hidden prey with precision and ease.
@@meat_rainbow lmao same
The vomit one is an easy take, just make a few bucks whenever you feel unwell
Get out of work and get paid for the day.
Ones with no downside are annoying
Puking twice a day just to get about a couple of hours pay on average is pretty shit though. Sure there is no real downside, but to people who aren't 12 years old with zero income there is basically no upside either.
I've really been sleeping on your non-gaming content. I always forget how hilarious you are, even without doing a bit
Person who wrote the question at 32:00 was absolutely zooted when they posted that.
love that you keep coming back to this game
dying at the obamacare question
Push the button is my favorite NL non-game content. It's like a pure banter smoothie injected directly into my veins.
NL: of course it starts with anime.
Random person: nggghhhhh its just alphabetical nl dont judge.
NL: no its not, its level of importance
Me: *wheeeeeeeze*
32:00 I could just become a drug lord and sell my weed, no need to smoke. Ez money
We have genocide incest and eugenics all in one episode
It's funny to go back and see NL trying to be family friendly and vetting the questions
7:08 Easy Press. Hands down just say "My Wife" and then since I don't have a wife, whoever happens to catch the gherkin jerkin is gonna hear some goddamn wedding bells.
yeah but you have to say it in Borat voice
@@ferricbro7847 If I say it once and the world hears, who's to say that they care?
@Horgen Borgen And then we know! Pressing the button does nothing for a lonely soul and life plays out like it would
You will be one of the best youtube content creator and have lots of pogged moments in your life
but
You will be criminally underrated and be bald.
will you press the button?
The absolute ease this egg has with supplying pure gold is divine
This has become the Weekend/Weekday Evening Prime Time Show i watch on the regular.
I’m imagining two countries going to war, but instead of the soldiers shooting at each other they pop out of cover and
nae-nae at each other from long distance. Whoever wins advances until one of them takes over the others positions or bases.
"Get every possible benefit you could conceive of. Infinite money, you can fly, you can turn invisible, you're literally immortal.
But your poop stinky lol"
pass
The intelligence without getting credit power (06:03) would be great for villains, because nobody would suspect you.
If you had the ability to read minds but everyone knew it, a black van would be in front of your house and some government or group would kidnap you and you would never see the light of day again, living your life behind double mirrors controlled by someone else.
17:28 To be fair, it might be reasonable to have an Egyptian restaurant's menu written in Papyrus.
These are so good NL, my favorite type of vid from you please make more! Infinite weed but you commit constant genocides had me dying.
Same man, same. I second this.
Invinite weed
The questions are so bad, it makes the content so much better!
3:33 was such a mindflood for me. I was listening to the video as background noise and I was currently wearing a shirt that had Blake Belladonna on it.
i would press the button. all i have to do is not smoke any weed and there is 0 down side. i can just sell it 32:33
god I love the facial expressions NL makes for these thumbnails.
I feel that I have to inform the entire NL fanbase. I use Comic Sans as my default browser font
No content creator makes me laugh as consistently as NL. Keep up the good work egg.
"What if Hitler was an amazing dancer?" made coffee shoot out of my nose
NL has a great job and I assume is financially comfortable so he’s a bit surprised at the answers where people say “yes I’ll suffer to get money” but unfortunately a fat amount of people out there are in desperate need of even a little cash. Although he’s also right, the answers are likely mostly kids or people not really caring about the questions.
Honestly all these fucking questions are made by redditors "Keanuuuuuuu wholesome poggers 100 muchh" who think "not obese = healthy".
This is some of the best content ever produced by man kind
I've been literally CRAVING more push the button and my PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED AND POGGED
That "all disagreements are now resolved with an over-the-top dance-off" question reminds me of the music video Miike Snow - "My Trigger".
''what if hitler was an amazing dancer'' is something i didnt expect to hear today
"There's a whole genre on this website that is basically like, 'You have the best life of all time, but you're fat.' Ok, I click the button, yes... I'll just wear hoodies." Hoodies are self confidence generators when you're chubby, please don't expose NL
Look I’m already fat and depressed why not also be rich and be able to live wherever I want
that weed one killed me lol
Love this series
"finding out who likes who" now theres a use for superpowers!!
This Comic Sans/Papyrus rant is legendary.
11:25 I have not... question though, I live in a suburb of a major metro area. Does just that city get destroyed?
The questions where the con is negatively influencing people's perceptions of you always seem to have huge swings of no when you've taken these.
Makes sense when you think about the age group that uses the site
Its all about the demographics of who is playing this shit😂
I.e insecure pubescent edgy weeb teens
I mean honestly human interaction is pretty vital for our mental health. If the con is like "nobody will EVER like you again" then yeah that's a really shitty downside but not getting credit for good work? That sucks, but it's something you can deal with.
31:55 is my favorite one
Love me some loop hero but it releases tomorrow. I can wait. At least I get more daily NL content.
Hmm a lot of psychopaths on show from these questions
"hmmmm but health care is exactly like genocide! gotcha, libs!"
When you get sick of him, you go back to the real world... and then Ash travels with you and the horror becomes real.
Omg I didn't expect to laugh this much with this one.
Frilly crossaint.
Would you press the button:
You pog out of your gourd
BUT
You have to flex your finger to hit that like button
The pogs just keep on coming
Like how NL selectively ignores what he does not like about the question WHILE reading it out load
Before I had my gallbladder removed the whole waking up and puking twice before going to work and earning between $ .01-100 was actually my life.
And yes it was sad.
rough
F
Orville peck is amazing, he’s a modern country artist
9:52 is all pros no cons
I watch this series of videos like every 3 months
*my interactions with people when Covid hit* "Sorry but your are highly contagious"
Vomiting question is soooo easy. Just use this power every time you have hangover: no downsides plus you will have better time afterwards.
6:15 jokeaire breaks free for a moment
I actually *really* liked this. I hope he does this more often.
He has a lot of these up if you look at the past
@@lock3265 Thanks, I haven't been here in a while. I'll check.
Old man Boomer yells at dumb Millennial humor for a 55 minutes and 27 seconds
@@davidhong1934 Ha!
I feel like he's too old and too much of a pragmatist for it to be interesting. Every question boils down to "will this impact my settled life with a wife and family without introducing too much disruptive change". Classic boomer energy.
16:25 Where NL burns all three Undertale fonts.
34:47 Alexa, play SirToastyToes "Ruler of Eggverything"
"what if Hitler was an amazing dancer"
Lmaooooo😂😂
Having an on demand vomit button would be really useful for when I get really bad stomach sickness