Be the richest person on Earth BUT get papercuts daily? (Push The Button)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 มี.ค. 2021
- This was broadcasted live on my Twitch channel on February 28th, 2021! Watch live next time: / northernlion
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Will You Press The Button is a variant on the classic format of "Would You Rather?" where you're presented with the opportunity for a reward but it also comes with a corresponding drawback. For example, what if you could grow 2 inches in height but you'd lose 2 years off your life. Would you push the button? Check it out! - เกม
"You get to smoke free weed BUT you indirectly commit mass genocide every time you do it" must be the worst reward-to-consequence ratio I've seen in this series so far.
Just sell your weed and become rich and of you ever want to actually smoke any weed just buy some from someone else. Poggies.
@@Thisnameisnottakenjk only if you have a business tho because we don't do illegal activity
@@number1chesschampionsket683 we do.
@@thomaspaine2217 sh i trying to keep that on the down low
idk man, weeds pretty expensive
I can't believe it, the questions actually somehow got worse than last time
NL out of context:
“What if Hitler was an amazing dancer?”
Then we'd have Captain America ending WW2 using the power of Disco
I busted out laughing so hard when he said that!
The thing is that it's actually much funnier IN context
A lot of people talk about being variety streamers but NL is the varietest. Always trying something weird, always keeping the pogs flowing!
him and jerma are my top contenders for wierd ass content that extremely enjoyable and very varied
Let’s get weird
@@computerkillthisman2917 Jerma is the crazykind of chaotic neutral while NL is the "doing it for fun" kind of chaotic neutral. Both are great streamers.
I still think Vinesauce (vinny) goes a bit harder on the variety but NL is in the top 3 for sure.
I love NL but hands down I have never seen more variety than Jermas streams
"He would just win the dance off and then continue, you know, spreading the axis of evil."
There's no downside!
Just have the prisoners disagree with being murdered and the dispute would be resolved with a dance off.
Dance Dance Revolution!
That question falls under the quintessential 'Do you want to live in a anime?'. Complete anime move to have everything solved via a children's game.
@@Omolett0 bruh
The Obamacare question sent me dude. Some of them are so incredibly bad.
Medical Debt lives on PepeHands
Most, actually
Gave me "If you had a 6-inch perfect copy of Hitler would you torture it" energy.
@@BradTheAmerican now I want an NL Oney crossover, their combined energy would be so strange
@@Ryan-mr3zf honestly think that’s actually too strange
Highly cursed round of stupid questions. I like it.
You know you've got a pretty solid question on your hand when it leads to ''But what if Hitler was a good dancer?''
I love how the whole fun of this series has pivoted from having interesting questions & following discussions about them to just watching NL try decipher the meaning behind the weirdest most nonsensical shit.
Always knew my teachers lied when they said there were no bad questions.
"There was something etched on the inside of the ring and, as Frodo studied it, the elvish words _Frilly croissant_ burned themselves into clarity."
“But what if hitler was an amazing dancer?” Hahahah
Than he would have to do a lot of 🕺
Not gonna lie, speaking a different language each week would be the poggiest variety streamer move
Talk about variety
*laugh track*
ngl, you could actually make bank by doing a a week's worth of translation work for a different company every week. but that's child's play. this is the insane part: I assume these random languages have to be real languages... so what if you got endangered or dead languages? then, suddenly, you'd be a hero at the center of every cultural restoration effort in the world! and this is doubly true if you get cozy with as many linguists as possible. in one week, you could rescue an endangered Native American language, and the next week, you could teach linguistic historians all about Proto-Indo-European! all you'd need is a good cadre of translators and linguists, in order to recognize and appropriately direct whatever new language comes to you each week.
this deal is a hard W.
@@Drekromancer what if they think you just know every language in the world and dont believe your dead languages
@@Drekromancer How are you going to translate anything? You only know one language per week. Not one language plus English.
@@jimmyredd perhaps while you are using a dead language, and you write a manuscript explaining exactly the alphabet and grammar, etc of that language in a specific orientation on the paper (that stays the same no matter what language you have) so that when you get another (alive) language, you can work with linguists to decipher what you wrote, explaining to them what you did.
When it comes to Ryan playing push the button, I always hit that button.
The mind control one is crazy. "You get to be a super huge asshole to someone, but you also get to suffer the consequences for it!"
Wouldn't you rather not suffer the consequences? Isn't that the point of being an asshole?
@@MrMeddyman nah people are assholes because they are miserable and don't care about the consequences
Imagine being at a supermarket and after you're finished putting all of the stuff you need into the cart you go up to the cashier, swipe your card and she says, "sir, your card declined"
and you just tell her, give me a sec i need to go to the bathroom. You walk in there, throw up twice into a toilet only to come back to the cash register to tell her to try again and she says that it's still declined but you have 3 cents on top of whatever you've had before
“Okay another anime question: you can understand any language, but it randomly changes each week” was too funny
Jesus H Christ that ObamaCare one was fuckin’ spicy. I didn't know will you push the button got this edgy.
It's a good reminder that the crazy shit people believe nowadays is nothing new
right as I saw your comment that question popped up
Like it isnt even a logical question, theres 0% chance that question was written by a non American lmao
ahaahah
dude that was a pretty chill one. That "shemale" one shouldve given you a good first impression tho. Its mainly just sexual fantasies of pubescent boys and occasionally some racism, homophobia or, as seen above, blatant transphobia mixed in there for good measure. Its a heavily weird page.
41:40 I like how NL got so heated in his rant he forgot to censor himself
"do you want real pokemon"...
"Do you want universal healthcare but with euthenasia."
You know a lot of these question authors are weebs when they say shit like “you will fall in love with your favorite fictional character”
Brother my favorite fictional character is Super Mario the romance is not a part of the appeal
if you dont wanna kiss mario whats wrong with you
I want to stroke Mario's sublime mustache as he feeds me mushrooms.
Dude same but my favorite character happens to be Samus Aran but like why tf does everything have to be about sex in these peoples minds
@@Reeykz Because they're both incels and going through puberty and thinking about sex all the time, so they project their sexual desires onto anime characters because they cannot connect with real people
@@HylianPirate278 Yikes, calling kids going through puberty incels is not very cash money of you.
I can't even fathom the logic of 7:03.
If thats what you're into, you can already do that without getting caught. Its a "Bad End" scenario, in trade for no gain of any kind.
The obamacare one just threw me for a loop
You become an omnipotent God-emperor with powers to create anything you desire, BUT your tummy hurts sometimes :(
NL roasting chat: "How could you."
NL roasting random dumb kids on the internet: "Let's go premium content 10/10 bring the gourds!"
12:42 still bald had me dying for longer than it should have
You know, you recently said on an Isaac episode you wish you were just funny without jokes. Heavy disagree on that one; one of the most naturally funny people I've seen. This series is a great example of that.
you have the ability to read anyone's mind. what would you do with it?
_make five bucks._
Instantly clicked the notification hopping for Lööps but this shall sufice
The vomit one is an easy take, just make a few bucks whenever you feel unwell
Get out of work and get paid for the day.
Ones with no downside are annoying
Puking twice a day just to get about a couple of hours pay on average is pretty shit though. Sure there is no real downside, but to people who aren't 12 years old with zero income there is basically no upside either.
15:10
I found the button Dan pressed.
23:34
"what if Hitler was a really good dancer?" was not a sentence i was prepared for
From 42:00 to the end I died, that's the hardest NL ever made me laugh.
27:53 "you get random 0.01 - 100$ nut you vomit twice a day with no damage"
as someone with acid reflux and GERD, this is just a win
ain't that just 5 bucks per day tho?
On average that would get you about $50 a day. Which is pretty shit unless you are unemployed w/o welfare.
I’m so happy to see this back rn
love that you keep coming back to this game
Ever since someone pointed out that NLs headphones are never even I can't unsee it. To compound this problem I now imagine him with strangely uneven ears...
Are never even what?
Edit: I'm an idiot
Much like an owl's, NL's ears are unevenly placed on his head in order to give him a better three-dimensional understanding of his sense of hearing. This helps him catch hidden prey with precision and ease.
@@meat_rainbow lmao same
That Obama care question after the 3 previous trainwreck questions sent me fucking rolling on the floor
For the weed question, so long as you personally don't smoke your infinite stash nobody dies, so you could just sell your infinite supply and be set for life.
you know man, you are the only content creator who can make me actually laugh out loud. that my friend, is a special kind of humor. lost my shit when you said '¨thats something god whispers in your ear when you die''
41:59 - 42:51 is the hardest i've laughed in a while and i'm saving it
Here at Northernlion, we ask important questions like "what if hitler was too steezy"
Push the button is my favorite NL non-game content. It's like a pure banter smoothie injected directly into my veins.
You will be one of the best youtube content creator and have lots of pogged moments in your life
but
You will be criminally underrated and be bald.
will you press the button?
Love this series
It's funny to go back and see NL trying to be family friendly and vetting the questions
I've really been sleeping on your non-gaming content. I always forget how hilarious you are, even without doing a bit
This has become the Weekend/Weekday Evening Prime Time Show i watch on the regular.
The absolute ease this egg has with supplying pure gold is divine
That "all disagreements are now resolved with an over-the-top dance-off" question reminds me of the music video Miike Snow - "My Trigger".
3:33 was such a mindflood for me. I was listening to the video as background noise and I was currently wearing a shirt that had Blake Belladonna on it.
No content creator makes me laugh as consistently as NL. Keep up the good work egg.
This is some of the best content ever produced by man kind
I’m imagining two countries going to war, but instead of the soldiers shooting at each other they pop out of cover and
nae-nae at each other from long distance. Whoever wins advances until one of them takes over the others positions or bases.
These are so good NL, my favorite type of vid from you please make more! Infinite weed but you commit constant genocides had me dying.
Same man, same. I second this.
Invinite weed
The pogs just keep on coming
The questions are so bad, it makes the content so much better!
Person who wrote the question at 32:00 was absolutely zooted when they posted that.
god I love the facial expressions NL makes for these thumbnails.
Omg I didn't expect to laugh this much with this one.
I feel that I have to inform the entire NL fanbase. I use Comic Sans as my default browser font
I've been literally CRAVING more push the button and my PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED AND POGGED
17:28 To be fair, it might be reasonable to have an Egyptian restaurant's menu written in Papyrus.
"Get every possible benefit you could conceive of. Infinite money, you can fly, you can turn invisible, you're literally immortal.
But your poop stinky lol"
pass
"What if Hitler was an amazing dancer?" made coffee shoot out of my nose
I mean its just never ending banter !
Love me some loop hero but it releases tomorrow. I can wait. At least I get more daily NL content.
"There's a whole genre on this website that is basically like, 'You have the best life of all time, but you're fat.' Ok, I click the button, yes... I'll just wear hoodies." Hoodies are self confidence generators when you're chubby, please don't expose NL
Look I’m already fat and depressed why not also be rich and be able to live wherever I want
NL: of course it starts with anime.
Random person: nggghhhhh its just alphabetical nl dont judge.
NL: no its not, its level of importance
Me: *wheeeeeeeze*
NL dealing with some really POG questions today.
POG questions👀 I still haven't recovered from the transphobic and obamacare one lmaoo
The intelligence without getting credit power (06:03) would be great for villains, because nobody would suspect you.
that weed one killed me lol
Funny video really enjoyed
31:55 is my favorite one
This Comic Sans/Papyrus rant is legendary.
I appreciate the radio head reference lol
''what if hitler was an amazing dancer'' is something i didnt expect to hear today
The questions where the con is negatively influencing people's perceptions of you always seem to have huge swings of no when you've taken these.
Makes sense when you think about the age group that uses the site
Its all about the demographics of who is playing this shit😂
I.e insecure pubescent edgy weeb teens
I mean honestly human interaction is pretty vital for our mental health. If the con is like "nobody will EVER like you again" then yeah that's a really shitty downside but not getting credit for good work? That sucks, but it's something you can deal with.
"finding out who likes who" now theres a use for superpowers!!
I watch this series of videos like every 3 months
5:00
I've played Don't Escape.
Losing control for an hour is easy.
Oh my god the weed question killed me
Orville peck is amazing, he’s a modern country artist
7:08 Easy Press. Hands down just say "My Wife" and then since I don't have a wife, whoever happens to catch the gherkin jerkin is gonna hear some goddamn wedding bells.
yeah but you have to say it in Borat voice
@@ferricbro7847 If I say it once and the world hears, who's to say that they care?
@Horgen Borgen And then we know! Pressing the button does nothing for a lonely soul and life plays out like it would
NL has a great job and I assume is financially comfortable so he’s a bit surprised at the answers where people say “yes I’ll suffer to get money” but unfortunately a fat amount of people out there are in desperate need of even a little cash. Although he’s also right, the answers are likely mostly kids or people not really caring about the questions.
12:01 go around challenging people to races, and destroy them while looking like a giant ball of blubber. That would be awesome. Foot races by the way, like from point a to point b.
9:52 is all pros no cons
Vomiting question is soooo easy. Just use this power every time you have hangover: no downsides plus you will have better time afterwards.
Like how NL selectively ignores what he does not like about the question WHILE reading it out load
Before I had my gallbladder removed the whole waking up and puking twice before going to work and earning between $ .01-100 was actually my life.
And yes it was sad.
rough
F
17:20
This is still true even today and do you know what im here for it
*my interactions with people when Covid hit* "Sorry but your are highly contagious"
More push the button!
Sometimes I get sad at parties
I want Jumanji: Push the Button edition
Having an on demand vomit button would be really useful for when I get really bad stomach sickness
With the vomit button, you at least get more out of it than a loot box.
When you get sick of him, you go back to the real world... and then Ash travels with you and the horror becomes real.
6:57 I wonder if NL thought about saying "so this is just called living my life" again
(I apologize in advance for the inappropriate joke
)
If you could read their mind then you already know the maximum amount of money they'd be willing to spend to learn such information as who likes who. You can probably get more than $5 a person.
That weed question killed me lol