Film Theory: The Secret to FUSING a Cat and Dog (Nickelodeon CatDog)

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  • @bobbotherosso8110
    @bobbotherosso8110 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21870

    Why...why do I need to know this...
    Rational part of me: Cos Film Theory made a vid on it

  • @raptorkid7477
    @raptorkid7477 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9068

    The real question is, how does the Cat-Dog poop??

    • @whistlingstarlight2942
      @whistlingstarlight2942 6 ปีที่แล้ว +938

      Raptor Kid I've been avoiding that question for five years, and now I feel like an answer is needed.

    • @histimehascome6103
      @histimehascome6103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +463

      #Firstworldproblems

    • @noahlebrun152
      @noahlebrun152 6 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      Or pee

    • @YoutubeWatcher1290
      @YoutubeWatcher1290 6 ปีที่แล้ว +625

      I’m guessing that the cat half throws it up when the dog poops and the dog throws it up when the cat poops

    • @PupdudePwns
      @PupdudePwns 6 ปีที่แล้ว +431

      They revealed that in an episode. The business end throws it up. The two more important questions are how they piss, and how they're supposed to procreate.

  • @billcook4768
    @billcook4768 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2331

    I can't believe you made this whole video without asking the question *every* kids asked: How does it poop?

    • @coolguy11gotgame84
      @coolguy11gotgame84 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yeah whats the answer

    • @惡-m6q
      @惡-m6q 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      then say it 🙄

    • @eddieperaza8948
      @eddieperaza8948 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Do they even need to poop? Catdog has two stomachs and two digestive systems. It wouldn't be hard to believe that they don't produce waste.

    • @billcipher8942
      @billcipher8942 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I thought that too

    • @Nut_in_Space
      @Nut_in_Space 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I disagree every kid wanders why men have nipples

  • @jayclo-2211
    @jayclo-2211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    No one:
    Not a soul:
    Dog’s DNA: *Screams At Bacteriophage Mailman*

    • @jackyzhu9761
      @jackyzhu9761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      J.O Covers, might as well make a Cat-Hyena. It’s better.

    • @tristanblackmun9894
      @tristanblackmun9894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’m sorry but as a science freak I must correct your mistake. Bacteriophage is a virus that attacks bacteria and dog cells are far from bacteria. So it would be viral mailman or bacterial mailman.

    • @killerboom2673
      @killerboom2673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you watch lazarbeam

    • @jayclo-2211
      @jayclo-2211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not Tristan Haha true, but I thought the virus was a bacteriophage. My bad 😂

    • @bettyperdue3021
      @bettyperdue3021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No one:
      Not a soul:
      Cat’s DNA: *cuddles and purrs BACTERIAL human*
      (For u Not Tristan)

  • @SaruCharmed
    @SaruCharmed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Even if the two animals' immune systems would accept each other, there's no way that creature would live very long. The digestive system wouldn't work. There's no way to eliminate waste.

    • @Natalie_Milana7
      @Natalie_Milana7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Unless you use the special kind of acid, that could dissolve everything except vitamins and colories

    • @fin5887
      @fin5887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It probably would just vomit a ton

    • @fin5887
      @fin5887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Then it would die from malnutrition

    • @-Meh_bunny-
      @-Meh_bunny- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If it did existent one would through up the food the other side ate

    • @Da_frogOfficial
      @Da_frogOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They eat the other one throws up- bingo the cat and thee sophia

  • @bopper1392
    @bopper1392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +936

    MatPat: I REFUSE to microwave a cat in kindergarten 2.
    Also MatPat: Let's fuse a Cat and a dog

  • @billytotten
    @billytotten 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3542

    Technically, the only real world animal that is even remotely similar to a cat-dog, is a fox

    • @coldestfrost4973
      @coldestfrost4973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      youre not wrong they have feline and canine DNA

    • @therealpetergriffin2467
      @therealpetergriffin2467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      What about hyenas?

    • @lanajane778
      @lanajane778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      @@therealpetergriffin2467 No, foxes are in both Canidae and Felidae. Hyenas are so unique that they have a family all to themselves, Hyaenidae.

    • @bumblebeerror9019
      @bumblebeerror9019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Foxes are what you get when there’s a niche open in the environment for a small feline but no felines are present, which is hilarious to me. Doggo hardware running cat software.

    • @Prospitfox
      @Prospitfox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      ...if you can’t make a cat dog hybrid, do you think you could make a cat-Fox-dog hybrid, where the Fox works as a bridge between the two?

  • @rage_2000
    @rage_2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1718

    *Boomers:* the newer generations spend to much time inventing things that nobody needs... they should learn from the older generations
    *Older generations:* _[Designs cat piano]_

    • @emilyoliver3004
      @emilyoliver3004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Rodri G sadly he planned not created it imagine it though

    • @rage_2000
      @rage_2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Emily Oliver They created it as a concept

    • @kylebroflovski3893
      @kylebroflovski3893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I am the 69th like. I thank you.

    • @randomlyyellow6466
      @randomlyyellow6466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But we need cat pianos

    • @aGamerDiary
      @aGamerDiary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@randomlyyellow6466 you really doesn't need a cat piano, it's a piano with a needles to prick the cats tail to prompt the cat to meow everytime you push the button... It's horrible thing. You can read the concept online, it's really horrible to the extent only a psycho would build it

  • @allantidgwell5624
    @allantidgwell5624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    If you want a cat-dog just travel back in time and pick up a Dormaalocyon latouri (the ancestor of both. Also the ancestor to weasles, raccons, bears, seals, sealions walruses, and hyenas)
    Also as Hyenas look like canids but are a member of feliformia they could count as cat-dogs

    • @AttemptedPretzelMaker
      @AttemptedPretzelMaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Actually hyenas are so unique they get there own family, hyenae

    • @allantidgwell5624
      @allantidgwell5624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AttemptedPretzelMaker "Feliformia is a suborder within the order Carnivora consisting of 'cat-like' carnivorans, including cats (large and small), hyenas, mongooses, viverrids, and other taxa. Feliformia stands in contrast to the other suborder of Carnivora, Caniformia (also Canoidea, 'dog-like' carnivorans)"
      Care to try that again?

  • @spacerace1448
    @spacerace1448 6 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    I have an amazing idea:
    What if you do a film theory about the movie Up and find out how many balloons he would need to actually lift himself off the ground and if the movie is accurate.
    And if you want to take it a step further, you could find out how much the balloons would cost?
    Guys if you like this idea, like it so it can get to the top and he could do a video on it :D

    • @skjijean
      @skjijean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      THIS THO i actually want to know

    • @aaronupward
      @aaronupward 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Mythbusters did this years ago. You can extrapolate on the math easily yourself

    • @Boggarthh
      @Boggarthh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Other people did this

    • @Nube-Gamer
      @Nube-Gamer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      How about the Purge theory that he promised like, a month ago. I hope that theory doesn't get the Dr. Who treatment.

    • @zakaria1551
      @zakaria1551 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      National geographic channel : How hard can it be Episode 1 flying house
      *flies away*

  • @loydtheliar5659
    @loydtheliar5659 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    this video as a convo would be this:
    Matpat: Ey, guess if its possible to make a Catdog!
    Me: ehm, probably not
    Matpat: yes.
    Me:
    Matpat:
    Me:
    Matpat:
    Me: WHY DO YOU TELL ME THIS
    Matpat: I ALREADY WASTED A MONTH ON THE RESEARCH, I HAD TO TELL SOMEBODY

    • @thetraveler010
      @thetraveler010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is amazing

    • @TheCatOfWarCSGO
      @TheCatOfWarCSGO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, little confused by the title for this one. The SECRET to creating a catdog is that... you can't? Or were we just expected to forget the title lol

    • @cat8158
      @cat8158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's possible to look at me!
      I'm real!
      Hello?

  • @RedAngelSophia
    @RedAngelSophia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    You forgot to mention how catdog has to poo - deciding whether to go to the litter-box or the neighbor’s lawn is the least of all concerns.

  • @plutossky7534
    @plutossky7534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    You taught me genetics two years before my science teacher

    • @importantnonsense253
      @importantnonsense253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lol same

    • @js4796
      @js4796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      anyone remember coward the cowardly dog

    • @afroditesis4738
      @afroditesis4738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@js4796 *Courage the cowardly dog

    • @TheGamales3
      @TheGamales3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice profile pic

    • @js4796
      @js4796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@afroditesis4738 oops thx for the correction

  • @youvebeanbad3210
    @youvebeanbad3210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    Hey I know this won’t get popular, however I felt like someone had to say this.
    As many of you know Stefán Karl Stefánsson died on August 21, 2018. I was thinking, that I’m his honor you should do a video about Lazy Town.
    You could do something about how much Sportacus’s blimp costs or how the town is able to survive with as few people as it has. I would really love it if you were able to do something like this. I know this will get lost in the comments, but if you would like to see this video please like this so he can see.
    Thanks so much.

    • @meWASHER
      @meWASHER 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      IDAFLYINGPIG Look at Pat’s ribbon on his shirt at 2:31.

    • @sammieegoldwand
      @sammieegoldwand 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @manicpixiedreamhurl03
      @manicpixiedreamhurl03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who is Stefàn Karl Stenànsson? I haven’t seen that show in like 10 years (15) so I don’t remember a lot of the actors/actresses names.

    • @youvebeanbad3210
      @youvebeanbad3210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AriannaXOXO He was Robbie Rotten

    • @atulshukla7128
      @atulshukla7128 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      F
      F
      F
      F
      F
      F

  • @gafla99
    @gafla99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    Meanwhile, in another universe...
    "How to split the CATDOG?!?! The science BEHIND it!"
    PatMat.

    • @rosalchen
      @rosalchen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pocket Face wtf xd

    • @arcticedge2022
      @arcticedge2022 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Pocket Face
      TapTam

    • @personwhosbored1672
      @personwhosbored1672 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      But would his name be patthew matrick? Or patrick matthew?

    • @johanprandy8444
      @johanprandy8444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PersonWhos Bored probably the latter

    • @personwhosbored1672
      @personwhosbored1672 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@johanprandy8444 shhh, im not smart. Words domt make sense to me

  • @dazzlingdexter5060
    @dazzlingdexter5060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    There was a German scientist who fused two dogs together. So it's in Thoery possible but that also brings up nutrition questions. Cats and dogs have very different diets. So while it might be possible fuse things like stomach or nerves if they similar enough it might hit a wall as you have to try account for diet. Cats are more carnivorous than dogs.

    • @rayray2131
      @rayray2131 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      A German scientist?
      Are you talking about Josef Mengele? He did perform horrible acts like that, but with humans.
      From what I know is that the thing with fusing two dogs together came from the Russians

    • @abigailkondoudis5772
      @abigailkondoudis5772 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@rayray2131 Yeah, the only successful case of sowing dogs together I could find was from a Russian scientist named Vladimir Demikhov. He also did a whole bunch of other stuff like the first successful human heart transplant, and as far as I can tell wasn’t pure evil.
      And besides that, the two dogs only survived 38 days, with extensive medical attention and the two animals being the same species, so that’s also a nonstarter. So anyways, I think the commenter just got the country wrong.

  • @Alexlayer
    @Alexlayer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    I'm surprised, Matt, that you didn't touch on how evolution alone has already sorta created the closet thing we're gonna get to Catdogs: Foxes and Hyenas. They're what happens when each family tries to fill in the niche of an environment that's lacking the other. Basically, Foxes are dogs (canines) that decided they should cat and evolved in order to better cat, and Hyenas are cats (felines) that decided they should dog, and thus evolved in order to better dog.

    • @alexisturner9854
      @alexisturner9854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Alex Eden Hyenas have their own families thought they are more closely related to cats than dogs

    • @diablo.the.cheater
      @diablo.the.cheater 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Do not forget Servals, that species of cat acts like doggos whit their owners, but like tigers whit the rest

    • @fearless4him595
      @fearless4him595 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Can you cross breed a Fox and Hyena then? Foyena, Hyenox.

    • @DemonEyeXGamer
      @DemonEyeXGamer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fearless4him595 my votes for Hyenox

    • @quack25
      @quack25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

  • @jeffsampson5822
    @jeffsampson5822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    "And sometimes, instead of sewing the button back onto the shirt, they light the shirt on fire and cover it in thumbtacks, and that is how you end up with an eight-legged spider-sheep."
    -MatPat

    • @Sinan_69627
      @Sinan_69627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I read this comment exactly when he was saying it lmao.

    • @Emberilliance
      @Emberilliance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "This has been Storytime with DadPat. Night night!"

    • @TheDramaticCrafter
      @TheDramaticCrafter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      W-wwhat?

  • @GyngeBread
    @GyngeBread 6 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Hey MatPat, how about instead of cloning your cat as merch... you just make a plush of Skip as a financial compromise. I mean I get it if you don't want to, or if by commenting this I just sound crazy/ like I don't get that you're making a joke...yet think about it, I mean you'll have to get Skip's approval first... yet still.

    • @christinegines9390
      @christinegines9390 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tom Gorton you suck

    • @grainsingh3095
      @grainsingh3095 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I foresee trouble in your near future.... financial troubles

    • @itsjustmenova
      @itsjustmenova 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Why are you guys being salty? C’mon, a plush Skip sounds like a great idea, congrats, even if these nuts don’t agree

    • @sirrivle1635
      @sirrivle1635 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I've never seen such an unprovoked attack on a comment like this before

    • @grainsingh3095
      @grainsingh3095 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@itsjustmenova I mean I'd like that but the way he said it gave me the impression your a real bore

  • @Tigewew
    @Tigewew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:49
    What Matpat says: Common ancestors for cats and dogs exsisted about 70 million years ago
    What i hear: Catdogs exsisted about 70 million years ago

  • @nicolechrisdurso9127
    @nicolechrisdurso9127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    Theory:
    Catdog is a cat and dog stuffed animal stitched together that has Toy Story powers.

    • @teddy-9236
      @teddy-9236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Plot twist
      A really long time ago there was a such thing as cat dog but after evaluation they became separate

    • @Candytuft-CookingPan
      @Candytuft-CookingPan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So, a soul but no organs

    • @laurenarellano6978
      @laurenarellano6978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chris Durso I doubt it

    • @gamingmasterz2736
      @gamingmasterz2736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seeing this made my brain explode

    • @Candytuft-CookingPan
      @Candytuft-CookingPan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@laurenarellano6978 sarcasm is powerful girl or boy or they or.. just person

  • @midorichui6208
    @midorichui6208 6 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    so i basically watched a 16 minute ad, but if its film theory ill take it

    • @tr0_0rt
      @tr0_0rt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ooof

  • @threadbearr8866
    @threadbearr8866 6 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    You worry me Matpat. You worry me. I never considered a future where people sold the DNA of a celebrity's pet, but now I can't see a future where that doesn't happen. *shudders

    • @TheREALBOJACK
      @TheREALBOJACK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      _Imagine:_
      _"Own your own GrumpyCat!"_
      _"Or Doge, himself!"_
      _"Or a mini, tame version of Harambe/Cecil!"_
      _"Go out and buy them all today!!!"_
      Truly a terrifying (and also kind of a little bit awesome) future awaits us.

    • @deptusmechanikus7362
      @deptusmechanikus7362 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheREALBOJACK yeah well... *welcome to cyberpunk*

    • @chestersnap
      @chestersnap 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      And I thought puppy mills were horrible...

    • @FoxDren
      @FoxDren 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i'm honestly surprised it isn't currently happening

    • @emofresa7669
      @emofresa7669 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FoxDren
      You sure? People clone their pets now and fans like getting things that are from their favorite celebrities regardless if it's a used napkin or piece of hair, it's just a matter of time.

  • @mercuryvincent6796
    @mercuryvincent6796 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Its Feb 2024 and ever since MatPat announced his retirement, I've been binge watching all old episodes especially the ones that still use the into theme song. We will miss you MatPat!

  • @JadeyCatgirl99
    @JadeyCatgirl99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    What did we learn today? Don't go to MattPatt's dry cleaner

    • @edwardzero9275
      @edwardzero9275 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly

    • @tobi_is_lost1688
      @tobi_is_lost1688 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TheAres1999 you might get a six legged spider sheet

    • @type-1-awesome499
      @type-1-awesome499 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheAres1999 yes

    • @cat8158
      @cat8158 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      We learned that I -cant- exist!

  • @hfnr_
    @hfnr_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    before i watch this just wanna say one thing
    *PETA IS KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR*

    • @intelligencecube6752
      @intelligencecube6752 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      PETA's done horrible things to animals too...

    • @hermesplayz2801
      @hermesplayz2801 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      PETA
      People eat taste animals

    • @mroonicide
      @mroonicide 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Intelligence Cube whwh like what

    • @intelligencecube6752
      @intelligencecube6752 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      n o r i like euthanizing most of the animals they have put up for adoption.

    • @puppiekit
      @puppiekit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hate PETA I can't believe I fell for their sad animal commercials as a kid

  • @youtbuecraert
    @youtbuecraert 6 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    FBI: *notification* What's the new video, Jim?
    JIM: Now, he talking about mixing genes between dogs and cats.. When are we gonna jail him?
    FBI: Give him time, Jim.. Give him time.

    • @peaceowl1479
      @peaceowl1479 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jasmine The My Little pony lol best comment

    • @muddybudluvr
      @muddybudluvr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂 love that thought

    • @KyleReynaert
      @KyleReynaert 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dead meme is dead

    • @DinoDays703
      @DinoDays703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eventually

  • @Angel_1394
    @Angel_1394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He didn't attach them, he found someone who had it and tried to buy it for years and finally made them give in. It's a really interesting story. I'm perfectly okay with just the cartoon.

  • @volcanic0321
    @volcanic0321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Spider lamb
    Spider lamb
    Does whatever a spider lamb can

    • @Dumbassfish63
      @Dumbassfish63 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Spider-pig
      Spider-pig
      Does what ever a spider pig does
      Can he swing from a web
      No he can’t. He’s a pig
      Watch out
      He is the spider pig

    • @MaverickRiou
      @MaverickRiou 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Simpsons movie! ftw

    • @obligatecarnivore6774
      @obligatecarnivore6774 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Ramones you philistines

    • @matthewpinn4
      @matthewpinn4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fun fact there are actually spider goats which can produce silk

    • @ianmeyermarietta4328
      @ianmeyermarietta4328 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What can a spider lamb do?

  • @jacobsykes7629
    @jacobsykes7629 6 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    We’ve just been tricked into watching a 16 minute video to find out something we already know... that cat-dogs are impossible. Well played MatPat... well played.

    • @dmillz5501
      @dmillz5501 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Really it was just a 15 minute intro for a VRV ad. Still interesting though.

    • @kaziislam2785
      @kaziislam2785 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jacob Sykes hey, at least he tried.

    • @dankstorm7603
      @dankstorm7603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yaha heis the one person to cherrr me up when i have 20 assimentes

    • @the_real_badshot9439
      @the_real_badshot9439 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not exactly new studies actually show that exists possible to bring back extinct species as long as there is viable DNA if we somehow found DNA of the cats and dogs ancestor we might be able to bring it back there for being a possible mate for cross breeding

    • @cat8158
      @cat8158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are you saying I'm impossible and can't exist?
      And Dog?

  • @lukejurdak7874
    @lukejurdak7874 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you were somehow able to make fully working, functional time machine and you go back in time to when cats and dogs were fully evolved but their DNA were still closely related just enough to be able to make a hybrid then maybe you could get a CatDog that was or maybe of you were able to make a machine that allowed you to fuse ANYTHING together (no matter if it's an object or DNA) then you could grab either dog DNA or entire dog and either cat DNA or an entire cat, put them into the machine and fuse them together like that to get a CatDog like that, but you'd have to be like Rick Sanchez level of smart to do that

  • @siva2727
    @siva2727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    The real question is how the cat dog poops

    • @cappytain5899
      @cappytain5899 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      With d's mouths

    • @Ellla347
      @Ellla347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      They actually go to the toilet via their armpits. Its in the show! 👍🏻

    • @califoes
      @califoes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/Et9LZqs4Nx8/w-d-xo.html
      This video answers your question.

    • @pearlsnosecanstabme8919
      @pearlsnosecanstabme8919 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      duh
      *they vomit it out*

    • @zandermercury9308
      @zandermercury9308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pearlsnosecanstabme8919 exactly what i thought xD

  • @RandomHandle837
    @RandomHandle837 6 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    To anyone wondering why James wasn't mentioned
    He doesn't animate with flash

  • @icya.d5938
    @icya.d5938 6 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    "An extra chromosome aint gonna rock the boat" *are you sure about that*

    • @khorak6463
      @khorak6463 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol

    • @orishahar
      @orishahar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      👏👏👏

    • @kopicat9656
      @kopicat9656 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      60th like. HA!! 😂

    • @shrimpbisque
      @shrimpbisque 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At least humans with one chromosome missing or messed up can still live.

  • @daynascalone7937
    @daynascalone7937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks for the scroll warning but that pug-cat thing is forever burned in my brain. The other ones were less terrifying for some reason, perhaps because I've already seen them. 😆

  • @sonni6181
    @sonni6181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Some random dude:
    "How do they poop?"
    Me at 3 AM: *I don't need to sleep,I need answers!*

    • @TheGoreTheorists
      @TheGoreTheorists 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Out their mouth. And can't "recreate" even if they wanted to

    • @stevem1792
      @stevem1792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      N. STAR watch scientifically accurate catdog and it shows and it short and good

    • @stevem1792
      @stevem1792 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sevi Play watch scientifically accurate catdog and it shows and it short and good

    • @mauricewhiteford5049
      @mauricewhiteford5049 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sevi Playz I guess so

    • @teddy-9236
      @teddy-9236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The cat throws it up if the dog poops and the dog throws it up if the cat poops

  • @Xipheria
    @Xipheria 6 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Genie: You only have 1 wish. What shall it be? Immortality? Wealth? Lo-
    I want a catdog.
    Genie: A, what? Cat... Catdo- err screw it.
    catdog is born

    • @Angel_hb
      @Angel_hb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Infinite wishes

    • @TheDragonForest
      @TheDragonForest 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1st wish: Infinite wishes
      2nd wish: Catdog

    • @swordscar6278
      @swordscar6278 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      3rd wish doggo pupper

    • @Luinta
      @Luinta 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Infinite wishes is usually out... But I wish for all wish granting genies to be brought to me.
      now, lets get to calculating how many wishes that gives and see if we can't work out a plan for how to efficiently manage this inventory.

    • @jaysondraws2417
      @jaysondraws2417 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      catdog spontaneously dies...

  • @humbertoquackenbush3932
    @humbertoquackenbush3932 6 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Speaking of Nick shows, do a theory on what the Krabby Patty secret formula is!

    • @flashdr1ve
      @flashdr1ve 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It's made of crab meat. Which explains why there's no other crabs other than Mr. Krabs and his family, and why he keeps it locked up tight. Have you ever noticed that the Krusty Krab's design is based off of a crab catcher?

    • @aaronlai8677
      @aaronlai8677 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      where does the crab meat come from? Creepypasta vibes. :0

    • @MovieFestUK
      @MovieFestUK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would love to know that too! If you like movie madness, t.v. binging, and all that jazz, please subscribe to my channel!

    • @bubblemonkeys
      @bubblemonkeys 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fist meat, cheese, seaweed, tad bit of cocaine, onions, ketchup, and hate and rage.
      SpongeBob is secretly angry all the time, he hates the world
      Does he want revenage? SpongeBob man *SpongeBob theme mixed to the iron Man song by Ozzy Osborne

    • @Scorpio_03_09
      @Scorpio_03_09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Y'all please have a great and or blessed life always.

  • @GeminiWolfstarGaming
    @GeminiWolfstarGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The nostalgia is so real with that Vrv plug! In addition to the cartoons, Nick Arcade, Guts, and Legends of the Hidden Temple! I personally always rooted for the Blue Barracudas purely because my favorite color is blue. And I actually know another Matt who was actually a contestant on the show! He was a Green Monkey, and he still has the shirt!

  • @melitini
    @melitini 6 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    You didn’t consider the possibility that “cat dog” weren’t actually a cat and a dog. Sure they may look like a cat and a dog they also look VERY similar, they have the same fur color+pattern and they have similar shaped eyes, noses, and legs. They could possibly be a totally different species from some alien planet and they could be a very closely related species. They could be named “catdog” because they LOOK like a cat and dog. I know this probably isn’t true but I thought I was a cool idea.

    • @ryandarden8115
      @ryandarden8115 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cool idea

    • @thecroodsn
      @thecroodsn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @thehoodlen
      @thehoodlen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lavender Draws I’m pretty sure there parents are a cat and a dog

    • @Kyuby1325
      @Kyuby1325 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Actually true to cannon they’re parents are different types of animals to begin with so your theory makes it more feasible but I believe they’re parents were extremely different so I think it’s still not possible

    • @darenfalk7904
      @darenfalk7904 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think he half ass this one he went straight in to a sponsor

  • @isaacwarnock7301
    @isaacwarnock7301 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Dear MatPat, Stephanie, Austin, Gaijin Goombah and any and all other members of the Game Theorists that I forgot/don't know about,
    Hi! It's me! Isaac! I realize that wording it that way makes it seem like we've interacted in some way before, but really I just wanted to make a reference to how Austin does all of his videos. In fact, I'll be putting in a few more references, so keep an eye out for them! (A clap and a half to any theorist who spots them all). Anyway, getting on topic, this is the first TH-cam comment I’ve ever written and I’m writing it because I have a HUGE favour to ask. Like, the number of possible Mario Maker levels to the power of the cost of building a Death Star multiplied by the number of digits in pi huge. I have a game that I've loved for a long time, but I’ve always had trouble putting the lore together, so I decided to ask some professionals. Since I couldn't find any, I'll ask you guys instead. (Kidding!) The game in question is by the same people who created the "Kingdom Hearts" series. The characters in the game have appeared as side characters in one or more “Kingdom Hearts” games (I’m not sure which one/ones), but I want to know what actually happens in the game that focuses on THEIR story, called "The World Ends With You" (original Japanese title; "It's A Wonderful World"). The gameplay itself is fairly straightforward, and makes full use of the Nintendo DS’s features, such as battling across both screens and using the touchscreen really well for literally everything you do from battle to dialogue to using the menu. Additionally, there’s now a remake for iPhones called “The World Ends With You; Solo Remix”, but I haven’t played that, so I don’t know the differences, if there are any. (Also, there’s another remake on the way for the Nintendo Switch. “The World Ends With You: Final Remix”.) Unfortunately, the lore makes NO GOD DAMN SENSE to me. It’s like Scott Cawthon and Toby Fox teamed up to make the rageiest lore they possibly could. Or at least, that’s what it feels like for me. Except, they weren’t on the gaming scene at the time, so maybe that analogy doesn’t work… I dunno… Anyway, please, please, PLEASE, for the love of all that is cold, sweet and hard to flip (and may or may not sound like “Riot Smoke”) help me with this issue or I swear to Moana I will copy this into the comments section of every Game Theory, Film Theory and GT Live video you guys post until I see it happen!
    Sincerely,
    Isaac.
    P.S. I realize that it’s unlikely that this will get noticed in the TH-cam comments, but I’m not on any social media sites and I don’t know the GT email address, so this is my only chance. If anyone can help me I would be IMMENSELY appreciative. Thanks.

    • @pcgamerz3081
      @pcgamerz3081 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol all of this for him not to notice you.

  • @eides73
    @eides73 6 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    “Let’s make a catdog!”
    **imagines it**
    LETS NOT :D

    • @darkoni95
      @darkoni95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Max Eidemiller human Kat more like cat girl who with me a sexy girl with cat DNA lol tail and big boobs and nice ass and cat ear and she say meow oni-chan lol

    • @markprice4496
      @markprice4496 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I LAUGHED FOE an our

    • @MegaMarkymark19
      @MegaMarkymark19 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Max ...That is the funniest thing ever 😹:)

    • @monroerobbins7551
      @monroerobbins7551 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrBeefy..... ?

    • @michaelclark2219
      @michaelclark2219 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha that's funny *imagines it too* oh god get it out of my mind!

  • @daliborjovanovic510
    @daliborjovanovic510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Technically, hyenas are a literal cat-dog, or more like a dog-cat. They are part of the feliform suborder, making them more closely related to cats, but they convergently evolved many anatomical and behavioral traits that resemble those of canines.

  • @eleanor1014
    @eleanor1014 6 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    I’m not a 90’s kid but....I LOVED THOSE SHOWS 😭😭

    • @greysonshartzer4362
      @greysonshartzer4362 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @connorross7392
      @connorross7392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It is 2018. Anybody who was born from 1990-1999 is now officially over 18. That makes them legally adults. No more 90’s kids. 😩😩

    • @gojoPart2
      @gojoPart2 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @minoena
      @minoena 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@connorross7392 um... I was born in 2000 and am 18. Lmao. I was born in June

    • @shahzaib.q9499
      @shahzaib.q9499 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah, same

  • @teenagersscareme17
    @teenagersscareme17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    *now waits for film theory to do a theory on Charlie the unicorn*

    • @evanwaffle5378
      @evanwaffle5378 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't forget llamas with hats

    • @twice8091
      @twice8091 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *wats charlie the unicorn*

    • @birdidk5321
      @birdidk5321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *"Why are Charlie's organs so valuable for the other 2 unicorns"*

    • @the.hinderwomann
      @the.hinderwomann 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please for the love of all that is holy THIS *YES*

    • @kianeko2120
      @kianeko2120 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yesssss and he's GOTTA do Llama's with hats!!

  • @JimLStone
    @JimLStone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Patreon reward:
    $25,000 tier
    Get a cat clone mailed to you. $20,000 for the cloning, $5,000 for shipping, handling, and other expenses

  • @meiqinhuang8909
    @meiqinhuang8909 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that beginning was so smooth!

  • @puddingslvt7821
    @puddingslvt7821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    King
    Philip
    Came
    Over
    For
    Green
    Soup
    That’s what we learned

    • @adleysketches1701
      @adleysketches1701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I learned Kids Playing Chicken On Freeway Get Smashed

    • @Plust3xt
      @Plust3xt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I learned about spider lambs

    • @pyroking5172
      @pyroking5172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      King
      Philip
      Came
      Over
      For
      Great
      Soup

    • @simone635
      @simone635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jackal Is On The Internet same i learned something like that

    • @leocanthandlechange
      @leocanthandlechange 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      King
      Phillip
      Came
      Over
      For
      Great
      Spaghetti

  • @willku9000
    @willku9000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    But here’s the things though. CatDogs Do exist! In the form of 2 Separate Animals. Cheetahs and Foxes. Baby Cheetahs raised in Captivity without their mother are often Raised alongside Puppies so that they have a friend and playmate, which works because they have non-Retractable claws like a dog and Cheetahs in Captivity are strangely dog-Like. However the Closest we can get to a CatDog is Foxes, Who are often referred to as the Catlike Canines due to their Retractable claws their Catlike hunting behaviors and movements. Domesticated foxes are often said to play like a dog and Cuddle like a cat. So yeah like I said they do exist, Kinda, In the form of FOXES. 🦊

    • @willku9000
      @willku9000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Rose Lane ..... no because then we’d have a powerful, Fast and intelligent Super-Predator that would surpass us and Nobody would hear it coming because no one knows what it says.

    • @willku9000
      @willku9000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pac it actually makes a bunch of interesting sounds. Fennec Foxes Scream.

    • @thewiseoldfox
      @thewiseoldfox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Although this is beside the point, foxes aren't canines or felines. Although they have traits of both, they go in the vulpine category

    • @willku9000
      @willku9000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nicholas David actually Foxes are related to dogs.

    • @willku9000
      @willku9000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nicholas David I looked it up

  • @justaregulartoaster
    @justaregulartoaster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    But more importantly: how do they go to toilet?

    • @InsaneBasti
      @InsaneBasti 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      This was actualy on my mind the whole vid and i thought its gonna be #1 reason why it cant exist.. mat pls focus on the real questions!

    • @oliwyrm
      @oliwyrm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They dont.

    • @Camphreneas
      @Camphreneas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Erich Roethlisberger
      🤔🤔🤔

    • @Wawagirl17
      @Wawagirl17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I cannot for the life of me understand how the creators of the show didn't think this would be every goddamn person's first question.

    • @mariellepihlblad7497
      @mariellepihlblad7497 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HOW DO THEY POOP?!?!?!?

  • @joannecheng4603
    @joannecheng4603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This channel is enough for me since it is not boring or way too mature.

  • @sleepytune1233
    @sleepytune1233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    We DO have a cat dog
    My cat.
    She eats shoes, chews up rugs, throws food EVERYWHERE, drags shirts over puke just to be annoying to me, she also keeps biting me, and she loves having her belly rubbed.

    • @cat8158
      @cat8158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hi, I think that's me.
      And Dog, of course.

    • @blupeppers6437
      @blupeppers6437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She's helping you clean the puke .....or she's a hilarious prankster

    • @Webb_Studios
      @Webb_Studios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow just wow you found a cat dog 🐶 🐱

    • @sleepytune1233
      @sleepytune1233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blu Peppers she's post likely being annoying

    • @michelleveon944
      @michelleveon944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My cat is da same wooooooooofffff

  • @Dinostickynotes
    @Dinostickynotes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    This question was always answered because we have fox

  • @mrs.bakugou4427
    @mrs.bakugou4427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I would love MatPat to be my science teacher :3

  • @Mack10011
    @Mack10011 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is what I choose to fall asleep to. I don’t need podcasts or music, I watch this. At 3 in the morning.

  • @kyles.8332
    @kyles.8332 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    0:41
    Yes, there are episodes where SpongeBob uses himself to clean things and a live-action segment in Suds where he’s used as a real sponge.

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    MatPat Needs to do a Video on How None of The Rugrats Are Dead Even Though None of The Parents Ever Friggin’ Watched Them

    • @shawntristanrustila4102
      @shawntristanrustila4102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Plot armor

    • @cjhs2006
      @cjhs2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @John Kerins no What I Meant is That When You Think About it,The Babies Should be Dead Because All of The Adults in Their Lives Sucked at Watching Them

    • @katiacleroux7376
      @katiacleroux7376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      70's kids? no

    • @cjhs2006
      @cjhs2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shawntristanrustila4102 Yeah

    • @ClydeStorm43
      @ClydeStorm43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      why do you write your comments like book titles?

  • @benai.-.9223
    @benai.-.9223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Ummm....
    *what about dark magic?*

    • @oSirkillalot
      @oSirkillalot 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So you want to go space than

    • @lilyformidable5779
      @lilyformidable5779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Prove you have dark magic and we will create a cat dog

    • @benai.-.9223
      @benai.-.9223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My dark magic is the darkest of all

    • @benai.-.9223
      @benai.-.9223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eating the last cookie in the cookie jar!!

    • @drbootycheeks
      @drbootycheeks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can help, for my dark magic is as dark as my soul

  • @JW_vintage83
    @JW_vintage83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:32 That part hit me in the feels….

  • @mange2696
    @mange2696 6 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Great way to get back from school
    Also Mat you need to start making dad jokes not corny puns. You're a dad

    • @Funny24686
      @Funny24686 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I NEEDED THIS COMMENT THANKS.

    • @oskarxie1474
      @oskarxie1474 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      DO NOT INSULT THE NAME OF THE THEORISTS

    • @GottaStayClassy
      @GottaStayClassy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MatPat The BadDad

    • @freogo
      @freogo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...there's a difference?

    • @alexkiff1540
      @alexkiff1540 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s dadist

  • @toorumas484
    @toorumas484 6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    I love that he knows jaiden animations and the gang

    • @bremensims6086
      @bremensims6086 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Of course he does everyone does.

    • @RandomHandle837
      @RandomHandle837 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bremensims6086 who doesn't at this point, they are taking over!

    • @bremensims6086
      @bremensims6086 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's why I said that

    • @nono-lx1ip
      @nono-lx1ip 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shut up furbag

    • @tlshortyshorty5810
      @tlshortyshorty5810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He did a cameo with Corridor Digital a long time ago when they made Battleborn Trick Shots.

  • @chloejane9343
    @chloejane9343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Can you do a theory about the suite life on deck about how legally there could be a boarding school on a boat travelling across the world ❤️❤️❤️
    Edit: Omg thanks for all the likes ❤️❤️

    • @makoloxko
      @makoloxko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes please!! I always wanted to go to that school

    • @darrylhamlin7475
      @darrylhamlin7475 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You just have to go far enough out to hit international waters.

  • @chika15853
    @chika15853 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Only when the intro play did I realise in the 5 years this video has been online, I only came across it now.

  • @l333ky
    @l333ky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    The pictures of the mutated animals weren't that bad. I was expecting some horrible and creepy monster thing lol!!

    • @spinosaurus1019
      @spinosaurus1019 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was watching this on a tablet so I had to watch it and I was also expecting horrible monsters.

    • @gabrielacasapciuc2596
      @gabrielacasapciuc2596 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol same! I though it would be some creepy stuff

    • @Arcxzal
      @Arcxzal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought it would be that dog girl thing from full metal alchemist

    • @Asaiiku
      @Asaiiku 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow there Satan ^

    • @Tasoq
      @Tasoq 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly I was a bit disappointed 😂

  • @gum5224
    @gum5224 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    If you thought Rocko's modern life was inappropriate then wait tell the movie comes out it'll probably be rated R

  • @darkhafgor
    @darkhafgor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Step 1. Get a sewing kit
    Step 2. Realise you're a psychopath

    • @yukimishima7854
      @yukimishima7854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The only psychopathic behaviour here is your usage of "you're."

    • @someperson3197
      @someperson3197 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because I am

    • @darkhafgor
      @darkhafgor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yukimishima7854 Oh yeah thanks

  • @FR0G1M4T10NS
    @FR0G1M4T10NS ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How catdog poops: one poops, the other throws up the poop from its mouth

  • @Kindrick
    @Kindrick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Why not just go down a different forbidden path and make a chimera? It won't cost you an arm and a leg and you probably won't end up with it talking to you, but what if you merge the two animals during development? "Genetic compatibility"? Where we're going, we don't need "genetic compatibility."
    Normally, chimeras happen by accident and only among twin siblings, fraternal or identical, or in the case of animals, among litters. The result is a single entity that has the genetics of two, but visually looks normal, except in a number of cases where there's a visible divide down the middle of the face where fur/skin colors don't match up, or more commonly, in the eyes, where a person or pet has two different colors of eyes.
    What I want to know is, can a chimera combination be forced? As in, make it happen where it normally wouldn't. If so, can it be done with cats and dogs? I see 3 potential outcomes. We get a catdog that can't produce more catdogs, just more cats or more dogs; we get a cat and a dog each being born from the same animal, effectively making them siblings and making for a heartwarming story anyways; or, worst case scenario, we do get a catdog, but it auto-immunes itself to death.

    • @denebshousewife
      @denebshousewife 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "It won't cost you an arm and a leg" I'm gonna go out on a limb (hah) here and say this was an FMA reference, especially considering your suggestion is about chimeras?

    • @CartoonCreature
      @CartoonCreature 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@denebshousewife Dang, I typed out a whole paragraph saying almost that same thing, only to find out you already had in a much shorter way
      If you want to read it, here is my novel...
      "I don't know if you did this on purpose, but this made me laugh and cry at the same time....
      So a show I watch called FullMetal Alchemist has a type of character called chimeras, and A main character in it lost an arm and a leg trying to bring his mother back from the dead....
      His brother also lost his whole body, but that is a whole different story....
      But also the same story, I guess... i dunno...."

  • @georgehumphreys1105
    @georgehumphreys1105 6 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Y’know? When I saw pictures of this show when I was younger (I didn’t watch the whole thing) I would always wonder......
    HOW DID IT POOP?!?!

    • @ethanhsiungbasstrombone
      @ethanhsiungbasstrombone 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It doesnt

    • @georgehumphreys1105
      @georgehumphreys1105 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ???

    • @diegokaqui60
      @diegokaqui60 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      always thought his anus was in the middle.

    • @georgehumphreys1105
      @georgehumphreys1105 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait, I think I remember a Shel Silverstein poem about something like this.

    • @ShiaraMoon
      @ShiaraMoon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      There was an entire episode on that exact topic. I think Winslow found out, but they never showed the viewers. Based on Winslow’ reaction it was fairly horrifying.
      I’m betting either belly button sphincter or one of them barfs it out of their mouth. Maybe they both do and they just take turns.

  • @mikadosannonji2522
    @mikadosannonji2522 6 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    So you're saying that a cat wolf hybrid may be possible if the wolf's DNA doesn't have the same problem as a dog?
    Ferb, I know what we're​ gonna do today!

  • @jenniegraham4281
    @jenniegraham4281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:16 love the lucidchart reference

  • @UnpleasantAlex
    @UnpleasantAlex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I thought the two heads and no butt was the dead giveaway that it wasn't possible...

  • @Toriyamaus
    @Toriyamaus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Ok, Listen, I usually have a strong stomach but I've seen shit this year and only just got over finding a dead dog that died from neglect. I don't feel like seeing mutated animals. So thanks for the warning.

    • @garystinten9339
      @garystinten9339 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Here's something to cheer you up.. another quick theory in song about this with no real life depictions of animal mutilations.
      th-cam.com/video/uOrSYkLWkZM/w-d-xo.html

    • @TheGreenfire22
      @TheGreenfire22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok I'm warning you know the video that Gary here linked is, less than stomach friendly........ Realistic CatDog should never exist.

    • @Toriyamaus
      @Toriyamaus 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you for the warning.

    • @stewartgifford876
      @stewartgifford876 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It wasn’t that bad

  • @epicizawesome4295
    @epicizawesome4295 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Well, 3 major youtube animators just got replaced by a stick with a face. Yeah alright that just happened.

  • @tired6482
    @tired6482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just came back from watching Rocko's modern life and it's pretty good once you get used to some of the adult humor and jokes and not to mention the announcement of him joining Nickelodeon All Star Brawl, but otherwise the show still holds up.

  • @techmetal2964
    @techmetal2964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    The most likely option for CatDog existing and the show is being sewn together after both animals being tranquilized or unconscious because when it shows in the opening of the show they both woke up and try to run away from each other so they were both in an unfamiliar situation and the cat and dog wouldn't have been aggressive to each other if they were together from the beginning of their life.

    • @maritzaenriquez6264
      @maritzaenriquez6264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well that’s a pretty good theory

    • @rom_an.ia.
      @rom_an.ia. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *looks like i gotta hit you with my bloody rusty shovel*

    • @daisymay6505
      @daisymay6505 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      but we see their adoptive parents in an episode, they were born that way

    • @rachdarastrix5251
      @rachdarastrix5251 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daisymay6505 Adoptive. You have to pay attention to that movie very carefully, it will let you know where they came from.
      It is a, put 2 and 2 together sort of thing.
      For children to become older and have it click.

  • @jae3004
    @jae3004 6 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    You missed the opportunity to name the crossbreed Pat. ( Puppy and cat. )

  • @mcs_drinkwater
    @mcs_drinkwater 6 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Alright now I want theorys that Doug is racist, Chucky's dad cheated on his wife, and that Arnold is dead.

    • @steampunkassmonster9343
      @steampunkassmonster9343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this is Film Theory, not Edgelord Theory

    • @RocnJoesMom
      @RocnJoesMom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You stupid

    • @pugsmageddon7803
      @pugsmageddon7803 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Somehow.... I feel like this exists already in matpats mind.

    • @CatboyRanger
      @CatboyRanger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mat pat only does dank theorys

    • @mcs_drinkwater
      @mcs_drinkwater 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +gil How dare you call me an edgelord, I have you know that I am an edge god!

  • @exodusfrombabylon2365
    @exodusfrombabylon2365 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a kid, I did watch the show Cat-Dog, but my only question was.....
    How do they go to the bathroom?

  • @lttlebird_
    @lttlebird_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    * me the whole video * don't go human centipede, don't go human centipede
    * 12:08 * *screms*

    • @beanz8462
      @beanz8462 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @CityofCompton-lb2fz
      @CityofCompton-lb2fz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This move gave and still gives me nightmares. Since I was 9

  • @k-poptrash3897
    @k-poptrash3897 6 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    To be honest I learn more from film theory then from school.........

  • @zendpixie
    @zendpixie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    5:42
    Are you trying to tell me..
    The fake mermaid from Gravity Falls was a _real thing???_

  • @GaIaxy_W0lf
    @GaIaxy_W0lf 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Matpat I was thinking, how come you haven't done a theory on Barney? There has to be something weird about the show, most kids shows do. Or have you already done one and I can't find it? Either way I love your videos. So entertaining

  • @darkmoon3139
    @darkmoon3139 6 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    That’s not the hardest question the real question is how cat dog poop

    • @RedDragonForce2
      @RedDragonForce2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You don't want to know.

    • @jackdominguez207
      @jackdominguez207 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They throw it up

    • @BusterAnimations
      @BusterAnimations 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Honestly, as interesting and mysterious that is... I kinda don't wanna know. The idea is disgusting to me.

    • @anon0092
      @anon0092 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They literally addressed that in the first episode of the show XD

    • @xFirebird925x
      @xFirebird925x 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I guess........through........vomiting?

  • @russiancheems2275
    @russiancheems2275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Matpat: *starts selling skipp clones*
    Me: ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

  • @DBZMacky
    @DBZMacky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I really was expecting that we'd actually at least get a hypothetical method at the end after all that build-up.

  • @PiperGaming-ij7nj
    @PiperGaming-ij7nj ปีที่แล้ว

    5:33 we literally watched that at school during our specials, music, and seeing it again is just crazy and unexpected

  • @hollyrosberg4720
    @hollyrosberg4720 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I knew the video was sponsored when his voice changed at the end..
    YES PUT THE JOHNY JOHNY YES PAPA THUMBNAIL IN

  • @Shubh2kill
    @Shubh2kill 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    PLEASE BECOME MY SCIENCE TEACHER MATPAT

  • @teosegasumic3850
    @teosegasumic3850 6 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Theorically you could merge a cat embryon with a doggo embryon. It's called a "chimera", an organism with 2 populations of cells with different DNAs. They made it with mice.

    • @lemmy3576
      @lemmy3576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Teo Sega Sumić no

    • @fomalhaut_the_great
      @fomalhaut_the_great 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yeah, mice, not a mouse and a donkey.

    • @jcip2010
      @jcip2010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ....Edward?

    • @ObeyBunny
      @ObeyBunny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I remember hearing somewhere that scientists tried to insert human DNA into a hollowed out cow egg- the result was a cow-human chimera with 99% human genes. Now, when I was a kid, the story going around was that the embryo was brought to term, but looking at old 2008 articles online right now, it seems like the embryo was killed after 3 days when it had 32 cells.

    • @ObeyBunny
      @ObeyBunny 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      To Teo: Off topic, somehow this comment makes me think of a hypothetical fetus themed Eevee evolution.

  • @Squirrelbooya_yt
    @Squirrelbooya_yt ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hold on a second. So, I know you can't fuse them together after birth, or breed em, or irradiate em. But, here's a hypothetical, what if they're really one organism. People have theorised about making their own creatures without other genes splicing. What if they used inspiration from dog and cat, created the DNA themselves without splicing, and then grew it in a lab jurassic park style?

  • @cringeland438
    @cringeland438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    3:54
    MATPAT: You can have a Skip of your very own!!
    ME: *I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!!!*

    • @violetz
      @violetz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      CatPat

    • @memowl3663
      @memowl3663 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I GET A MILLION ONES

    • @Wolfy-Edits
      @Wolfy-Edits 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sadly the cloned skip won't act the same as the original, because you can't clone personality

  • @marioalmada8496
    @marioalmada8496 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Wait a second Matpat, I think I have a solution: sometime ago in Spain a heart intervention from non-compatible patients turned succesfully, this occur, by what I remember was because the recieving patient was under 3 months (Im saying this by memory) so his inmune system didnt detected the incoming heart as a threat, so maybe 3rd option is viable for Catdogs. Im going to search it, if i find somethink I will link it over here.

    • @marioalmada8496
      @marioalmada8496 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nevermind, the thing was that human babies under 15 months dont have the cells that reject non compatible blood type, so its ONLY viable for hearts and that kind of things related with blood... Also it was the 3rd in Europe, if you are still interested the transplant was performed in th Hospital General Universitario Gregorio Marañón, to shorten the search (I am sure I have butchered some english over there...)

    • @alfiemace4756
      @alfiemace4756 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Watchers that’s not how it works, cats and dogs can’t produce puppies or kittens because nothing will come out, it’s like if a human has sex with an animal, no babies come out

  • @saladthewasp9485
    @saladthewasp9485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Cat-Dog is taking "Brother from another Mother" TO THE NEXT LEVEL.

  • @atlastehmeme
    @atlastehmeme ปีที่แล้ว +2

    To be honest, even though I am young I did grow up watching this one CD of Rocko's Modern life and I basically lived off that. It's a wonderful show and it's sad to see that they don't make shows like that anymore and or they just make crappy sequels to them and it breaks my heart so much.

  • @nobody-hi4qv
    @nobody-hi4qv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Wait....how would the catdog use the bathroom exactly?
    what am i doing with my life?

    • @arier4553
      @arier4553 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi

    • @elliotbelliot709
      @elliotbelliot709 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cat Nerd, it's simple they wouldn't

    • @piequals314
      @piequals314 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dog goes 1, cat goes 2? Or maybe cat goes 1, dog goes 2? Ugh, this is a little disturbing lol...

    • @beard6329
      @beard6329 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@piequals314 not that but butt is nowhere

    • @almond_088
      @almond_088 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Um... barf it??? 😕😕

  • @phoenixfire8910
    @phoenixfire8910 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The funny thing is, is that Keyboard Cat looked like it was actually playing the intro

  • @visibleconfusion9894
    @visibleconfusion9894 6 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    The real question is, What human forced a Cat and a Dog to... well. you know..

    • @kdoto37
      @kdoto37 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can we get 5000 subscribers with no videos? New Justin Y

    • @kichipeachy7938
      @kichipeachy7938 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What do you mean you mean forced the cat and dog to pull the lever to the fusion machine to fuse another pair of cat and dogs to fuse into a hybrid because making them have sex wasn’t a option?

    • @popburnsy3207
      @popburnsy3207 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Make friends?

    • @silysister4815
      @silysister4815 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The thing is the cat and the dog had a baby and they fused the puppy and kitten...

    • @yotta1743
      @yotta1743 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Woke boi no

  • @drblackinshmirts8752
    @drblackinshmirts8752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now people are going to be like “Yup ur animal kingdom is old. It doesn’t have a kippy or a mule,yup sorry!”

  • @ewright8661
    @ewright8661 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Merge the cat and dog memes into One. Ultra. Meme.