Trump Did WHAT? | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
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Bill reacts to President Trump's "Big League" week in his Real Time monologue.
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Trump handles calls to other nations like I handle calls to the cable company.
iNuchalHead lmfao! Telemarketers, for me.
iNuchalHead ha
LOL...well played!! (from your poodle-dog Aussie ally)
That's Nucklehead, NuchalHead
Like I handle calls to ISPs.
I'm amazed we're all still here. I can't wait for next week!
Love you Bill!
All the way from Pakistan.
danial tahir yeah ask him how much bill likes pakistan n islam? m sure if you're a fan then you know his views on Islam....anyways I m not a fan I just watch the show for fun better turn to sam bee then this jerk
+crosseyedbandit lol
+Words of My Leader BingBing BongBong BingBingBing I know his views on Islam and I'm sure he's not the biggest supporter of Pakistan either. But that doesn't mean I can't enjoy his show. I've been watching bill since his documentary religious came out and I like bill for his honesty and humor. Peace.
+crosseyedbandit hey man, yeah I was born in Pakistan and I live here. I'm a doctor who saves lives on daily basis. I hope if we ever meet in person. You might like me for who I am and not where I was born!
danial tahir you're an awesome person, sorry people tend to generalize you and people from the region, even in the comment thread. our president sucks and you are the lifeblood of the world. thanks for saving lives and such. keep on keeping on.
This is healthy. I like this. Definitely preferable over the rioting.
Collin Pittman I prefer rioting it's more passionate
and useless.
fuck you!
America is way overtime for a good old fashioned riot!
To quote George Carlin
"Come on you fucking pussies let's see a little smoke"
BattleMage Carlin was being satirical, can't believe people take literally sometimes. Simple question, who are you going to convince by destroying properties and stirring unrest?
+Noth De I agree with you that rioting is not a preferable choice - it just gives ammunition to who or what you're opposing.
That's why I found the Women's March so inspiring and hopeful - not one violent incident with such a massive amount of people participating.
Don't give them fuel to trivialise or denigrate. They'll try it anyway, but why help them?
I love how Bill can't even get through this without laughing because it's so ridiculous
Or putting his face in his hands lol
The Trump administration is like watching a train wreck in slow motion!
Not really slow, that motion.
This episode was fucking great.
I absolutely love American comedians. They are my source of real news. American people are great. I lived in Long Island for a quite a while and I can tell you American people have great sense of humanity in them. Don't judge American people by their Government!
Receiving your “news”from comedians shows your lack of intelligence and critical thinking skills.
Out of all the genius talkshow host like Colbert, Trevor Noah, Seth, etc.. Bill Maher is my favorite.
Genius talk show host? That in itself is an oxymoron.
theflanman86 nah.
We voted a meme into office. The rest of the world doesnt take a guy seriously who pisses in everyones cornflakes and expects people to cooperate with him after doing so
nice sarcasm
It's an empty meme. Donald Trump has not "pissed" in anyone's "cornflakes". You are making things up.
Trump's America is a mess
well hes been in office for two weeks so whats here is the result of mainly the previous administration.
no, what's here is what happens when a simple minded but wealthy narcissist gets embarrassed and told he can't have something--it becomes his life's mission to get that thing at all costs, regardless of the ramifications. Now the people who made it happen are cashing in on the promises he made to them and he's looking more and more like the genetically inferior failure that he is. His staff is staggeringly boorish and borderline retarded when it comes to any kind of diplomacy, they are completely unprepared for their jobs, have no cohesive message, and are basically running the country like the kids in Lord of the Flies.
well, considering there was no options left, deal with what you got. Hillary wouldve been the end of America, Americas downfall is overdue, shouldve came down in 2008 but Obama propped it up with more fake liquidity and no real economic growth so all it really did was kick the can down the road. It will all come crashing down it was a matter of would you rather have it crash under trump or hillary? With all your OPINIONS on trump you should know he knows how to deal with bankruptcy as hes done it multiple times. Of course he will make alot of mistakes and might be a bad president but its like a wildcard and taking a chance rather than going down a path you know is dark. Hillary is not only supporting terrorist/rebel groups, she wouldve went to war with russia, shipped more jobs away and kept dwindling down middle class till its non existent, kept weed illegal, and still continue all the foreign intervention and insider corruption because shes most tied to the big banks. She cheated just to get the nomination and is the most corrupt candidate i can go on but i dont know why i am at this point, youre probably just gonna deflect and say some shit about trump which i could care less about. I never liked trump there literally was no other options
HUH? What part of this nightmare is the previous administration exactly? Stop blaming President Obama get a new script its old. This is all Donald Dump
well if you think the country is a mess, obviously it isnt the presidents fault if hes been here for 2 weeks lmfao. Try using logic when you think
Repunzul let down your hair .....like a Slovenian repunzel. GOLD
When is Maher going to call out the Kellyanne Con'away bullshit? Is she his friend and therefore off limits?
Russian President Trump ...he's banging her. I've heard Bill has an eye bag fetish, plus she doesn't tell lies when her mouth is full.
Russian President Trump Kelly and Spicer are just distractions to pull attention away from how unqualified Trump is.
Why would anyone want to bang that thing tho, she looks like a witch with no soul like damn
The filthy cunt was a guest on his show. She communicated via satellite because she was too chicken shit to appear in person.
Seriously, Kellyanne looks like she gets up every morning and does the ice bucket challenge with her makeup.
LOL I love Bill Maher's recap of T'dumb week. T'dumb is a joke!
This was simply a report on actual events, no hyperbole or embellishment. The jokes write themselves.
RAPUNZEL, RAPUNZEL! LET DOWN YOUR EXTENSIONS!
Fantastic!
Comedy/satire writers everywhere are sitting there wondering what's left for them to do, given Trump's tendency to write their material FOR them ...
Arnold Schwarzenegger's response to Trump was gold :3
Thanks Bill .... you really help us in our time of need.
Did you hear about the Indian Chief who drank 1000 cups of tea?
He drowned in his teepee. I know, sorry. lol
Gosh Bill is gifted in making people laugh at these very sad but true events of the week.
you did it to Lincoln,and Kennedy,how mush longer have we got to wait for Trump. Look what happened with Hitler because they let him have a go.
Laughing Tree ...not yet but he has potential
I am to old and not interested in going to America for any reason . I am happy to stay in my own country.
He's too reactionary, his opponents aren't gun nuts, progressives are the ones who get assassinated
Ross Whitby Because if Trump is killed, you get Pence next. What's worse than a guy who doesn't know what he's doing? A guy who does. Plus no one wants their porn banned under president Pence.
Matthew Medina bullshit
I almost pissed myself laughing at the Amorosa joke.
this comment section is full of diversity and makes me hopeful for the US and the world.
Laughing Tree No one said anything about less white people. You made that up. we're talking about different nationalities, different races and religions being represented equally when we way diversity.
Jefferson McCloud Diversity sucks, look what happened when Justin Trudeau became the Prime Minister of Canada over here? The Canadian Dollar became 69 cents US!!!!! Stephen Harper, a conservative white christian male that hated diversity made the Canadian Dollar 1.02 Dollars US at one point during his leadership. Dipshit Trudeau and his Liberal party are a disgrace to humanity. Cultures should remain in their fucking countries, not ours.
Peter Njeim I didn't know about that but it sounds stupid though to blame diversity. In the US half of us are non white yet everyone in Trump's cabinet are billionaire after millionaire white males. Trump said he would right vigorously against walstreet yet we see his secretary of treasury pick is from Goldman Sachs, his secretary of state pick is the CEO of Exxon Mobil.
"The ratings went down the tubes. Amen". I lost my shit at this! 😂
This just CAN'T be real!! This whole "Trump is actually president" is messing with our sanity! (those who voted for him already ARE nuts).
Boom, airport joke - just what I needed. Bill is the caddy of the political comedy shows
He is sooooo great I die laughing LOL!
Great job, Bill! Just love listening to your comments!
These are some dark times. Thank God for the people!
No joke don't fuck with us Aussies
HAHAHA!!!!! I love you, Bill Maher!!!!!
Good on you Bill, you give us all hope that there are still real Americans who tell us the truth. You have a great fan base this side of the pond!
Imagine what Trump could accomplish if he slept at a Holiday Inn Express once in a while.
This is omarossa and her special power is sass!! LOL!
"To my conservative family and friends: You have been given a gift. The gift is this: Your guy won, your team has the house and the senate. And it's going....not great. My charge to you is this: figure out how you want to be represented in history. You are on the cusp of being the party that rose up and fought for what you told us you stood for, or you can be the people we have to explain to our children when they ask why no one fought the breakdown of our democracy.
"If you voted for the President or a Republican senator because you believe in fiscal conservatism, you should be furious that your tax dollars are going to build a wall that will have zero impact on the effects of immigration.
"If you hate the left because of 'Political Correctness,' you need to be asking yourself if you're okay with the President censoring communications from MULTIPLE government organizations like the National Park Service, the EPA and more.
"If you voted because you hated Secretary Clinton's email server, I expect you to be calling your representatives to ask why Steve Bannon and others continue to use their unsecured personal emails and why your President is using an unsecured Android device still.
"If you voted because you believed there would be better protection against terrorists, you need to ask yourself why it's okay that your president just took away $130 million in anti-terror funds from New York with his punishment of Sanctuary Cities.
"If you are angry that your insurance is too expensive, you should ask why your senators are repealing ACA without a replacement, an action that will leave 20 million people without any insurance at all.
"If you believe the Clinton initiative provided unequal treatment to countries that supported their Foundation, you should be livid that your President has moved to block visas from Muslim countries like Syria, Iraq, Iran, Libya, Somalia, Sudan and Yemen, but not places where he has business ties like Egypt, Qatar, Turkey, United Arab Emirates and Saudi Arabia.
"This is an opportunity to prove that you voted for the reasons you say you did. I am taking you seriously; I am taking you literally."
-Levi Frerichs
Instead of sharing, please copy and paste if you wish to pass on. PLEASE READ AND PAY ATTENTION.
Excellent post! Where exactly *ARE* the so-called "silent majority" of Republicans who tell us they are *not* racist sheep following a tyrant, but actually principled conservatives who were espousing the values and views mentioned in your post then they voted for Trump??
Time for them to make themselves heard in opposition to this clown who makes a mockery of all the principles they claim to hold.
John Tobin Yes, support your loser Clinton and Obama who have committed the Benghazi killings. I'm sorry, but murdering people is ENOUGH for me not to vote for your pathetic party. I'm a Christian from Lebanon, a half Muslim half Christian state. Lebanon wasn't affected by Trump, my Muslim friends will still be here. I'm white and a male, what isn't there to like about Trump? Are you butthurt that Trump doesn't support you? Well that's too bad, just because he doesn't support minorities doesn't mean EVERYONE should hate him. Only minorities should, and that's why Republicans are calling everyone cocks, because you guys are acting like ones. You ignore the terrible things that happen to the economy when a democrat is our president, you ignore their inexplicable murders, you only care about the minorities and your "rights". There is a difference between right an wrong and just because you THINK that you should be able to do something, is not an acceptable incentive for protest against the legality of that action. I only benefit from Trump, you don't. That's why I like him, that's why you don't. You have to put yourself in other's shoes, didn't you learn that in grade 4? In my school we did.
I agree with you XXX. I just laugh my entertainment for the day.
Anyone in the military will tell you, Australia is not a lap dog. They are a long time friend to America. This kind of talk is harmful
Bill, you kill!🏆🏅🎖
this would be funny if it wasn't true. sigh
Low hanging fruit, comedy gold! The jokes write themselves.
Is that a drone!!
We all need to hit trump where it hurts, the ratings. Everyone should watch Arnold even if they don't like the show. It would be great to see a presidential address denying ratings...
all six of you
Lewis Harbo that's what he wants he's executive producer on it meaning more people watch the more money he'll get
"We're building a wallaby and you're going to pay for it..." Pause for laughter...
America, please just get rid of the guy... impeach him asap, I don't care who, what, how, why you impeach him...only care about the when: RIGHT NOW!
I love you bill Maher,good job.
only donald trump would use the national prayer breakfast to pray for his own fucking tv show
2:58 haha didn't get quite the response you were looking for on that Rapunzel joke.
they're all cashing in on trump
Australia have only fought every war with us since WW2, what the heck.
*The Trumpaloompas are going to get upset about this Bill.*
I thought the celebrity apprentice speech thing was a joke when I first heard about it. Why am I still surprised by anything?
Nero fiddled while Rome burned, we laugh at jokes while...
Australia loves Trump!!! Hi From Sydney Australia :)
He tells it like it is..small-handed man with low self esteem
bill is so hysterical haha love it. feel like i am in a nightmare that i cannot wake up with trump in office.
I can't believe I used to respect Bill Maher. Thumbs down.
khatack leave
The illusion of security is leaving us MORE AND MORE ISOLATED FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD.
WHY SHOULD AMERICA GET REFUGEES THAT AUSTRALIA DOESN'T WANT?!
Because "PINE GAP", lol, google it
Jordan Wendt Believe me Australians don't want this let them come in Australia was founded as was America by immigrants
Liana Roccon if Australians didnt "want them" then why did they take em in the first place? and then try to shove em off on someone else like wtf.
thats like me adopting all the dogs from the shelter and then forcing my neighbor to take care of em all, while being upset that he tells me to go fuck myself cuz he doesn't want em.
Liana Roccon yes, america was founded by immigrants who immediately went on welfare, sucked the taxpayers teat their whole life and only spoke arabic.
mr222gaz It's about helping your fellow man. We took them in the first place because they had nowhere else to go. Theyre called "refugees" for a reason: they're seeking Refuge. Their lives are shit. What kind of human would turn away someone in need? The only problem is there's are so many of them. We can't help them all, so we asked America to help too. Please stop thinking of refugee lives as undesirables or part of a "dumb deal".
About what Trump really said at the prayer breakfast ... he REALLY DID say that.
THEN he said "Pray for Arnold for those ratings ..."
LETTERMAN MUST GET OUT OF BED EVERY MORNING AND KICK HIMSELF IN THE ASS FOR RETIRING TOO SOON
Jon Stewart, too!
As a Chicagoan, we're here- you know where to find us.
when is Trump going to unite America again??? literally the worst president and he's barely been in office.
When Arnold Schwartzenegger offers to trade places with our president and most of us think it's a good idea, you know we have problems.
and again.. why is trump the president?????
I can't take my eyes off of Bill's shirt collar
"Keeping your chin up"? Pathetic. Gone are the days of adults acting like, adults.
trump bad
Let down your extension!! lololol 😂
0:52
1:36
Trump's White House is celebrity apprentice magnified!
bill Maher - *breathes*
audience - hahahaahahaha
Australia really OMG it is insanity...
Some people think this is factual news
James Zgorzelski Some people believe that others believe this is factual news.
Pacific Alliance. Some people believe that others don't believe that this is factual news
James Zgorzelski Really? Like who?
His obsequious audience
Buckle up, we have 4 more years, ought to be interesting.
Am I dreaming? Maher defending Muslims. Shit has hit the fan. Even antimuslim fans that realize how authoritarian this Drumpf is.
that was funny as hell
MAGA from a former liberal
If you support Trump, you never were a liberal
Soulkun13 or in fact a human judging by his statement
I'm probably the 97th person that stepped in here and noticed, "Opps...my bad. I thought the crybabies were finished hollering." Silly me.......lolololol
There are millions of angry Australians who LOVE Trump. A 'silent' majority who were so pleased to see him genuinely elected by like-minded Americans. Trump is a no-nonsense, super smart, kick arse guy with a refreshing blend of plain talk, common sense and a huge heart that the old-fashioned Aussie 'digger' has always championed.
This is to hilarious, Lol
How appropriate that Trump thinks Frederick Douglass is alive considering we've gone back 200 years.
2016:
Good morning
Who died now?
2017:
Good morning
He's done what now?
I love your take on the news. Keep up the good work!
Love you Bill!!
Love ya Bill!
Australia should reply by cancelling purchase of the F35. That would be both sensible and fun.
At least this has prompted me to look up Frederick Douglass, whom I hadn't heard of before...
Great.
Now he is grabbing Down Under by the phone! Watch out the boomerang, dude!
thanks bro
you know what we as Americans need to do, oh, and the media... Stop paying trump any attention. Stop reporting about him, stop liking his tweets. EVERYTHING, just stop really
I don't think house of cards could get this entertaining.
"Oh no, gang violence?" 😂😂😂😂
mad king with his wife in a tower? I was actually thinking of Aerys Targaryen. This is even on HBO!
thanks, good
say what you will, this guy is funny.
also, he is sending the national guard to empty out standing rock :(
People who surround themselves with others who agree and applaud them constantly start to think they can never be wrong. This is true both to the left and right. Admit your mistakes and look forward to fixing it to the future. You may not like this message, but I don't care.
Where are you Freddy LMAO
Who taught him how to tweet they should take his phone off of him and not use it again