Late 90’s, walking through Amsterdam red light district with my little brother, who’d never been. He’s wearing a full red Sean John valor suit, just like Bert’s. It doesn’t take long before I see that we’re being followed, so we went into the Banana Bar to lose them.
I miss having dudes around (pause) in the Army it was chill time all the time in the barracks and it’s been a year since I’ve had a bunch of the boys together..
1:37:16 I don't think my weed tolerance is that high until I hear Tom or Bert talk about edibles--100mg wouldn't even put a dent in me. My burnt out ass needs 200-300mg minimum just to be able to tell that I even took something. Guess it might be time for a T break
He fought hard to have it in theaters so people get the comedy classic experience of laughing in a packed theater with strangers. Bringing it back to good brave comedies i.e. Tropic Thunder, Knocked Up, Step Brothers before everyone got woke and scared to let people see what they think is funny. If he didn't leak the snippet of the movie on Rogan it may have never seen the light of day because a movie about an American being involved with the Russian Mafia in 2023 is not socially acceptable
@@darrellspyker6611 Understandable. I hope a lot of people go see it in the theaters, but let’s be honest. It will be “On Demand” at some point. It’s a marketing ploy saying “In theaters only” to try to get more viewers in that venue.
The server robots are actually remotely controlled by bed-bound disabled individuals. It allows them to have a job and feelings of some purpose. The restaurant has to purchase the robots and pay labor, so it's not a cost saving measure at all.
Does anyone know if/when The Machine is going to be released in Canada? There’s a shit load of us just a bit north of you guys that would also really like to see it
Love ya Berty Boy. Wish you were coming my way to Las Vegas, NV. I’d definitely be buying tickets if you were. You, Tom & Rogan are by far my favorite comedians to watch. However it seems only you are still working the comedian circuits. Tell your boys to start getting it in. BIG! BERT! , Ps., Stop f*cking dogs and take a bath. But on a serious note, for real stop facking digs and take a bath lmao
I took 1500mg of weed edible captain crunch bar and didn’t feel really anything besides feeling alittle sick. It passed but what a waste. I have been smoking moon rock though with my bong packs recently so idk
Where is everyone getting shrooms at just like that? I haven’t found or gotten good shrooms in 9 years and I’ve only been able to find some recently from a hood homie but they were shit shrooms abs I ate 1/4 oz and did not trip a single but. Just got sick 4 hours later. So I’m dying to find ligit shrooms again like I would in high school
I don't watch this Bert and Ernie guy for a bit and he has a gosh darn movie!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY am going to watch it with my friends sober (jk)
Hardest we've ever laughed! Thanks for the trip Bert!
You guys are all hilarious
ONE SHOW AT THE WILBUR!!!
The blind man and the guy in a wheel chair are real? 😂😂 WE NEED THAT VIDEO!
How would you like it if your family was murdered? How would you Bert?
Glad you guys laugh at Bart , it makes me feel better .. I'm sad he will die if addiction and over consuming bullshit
The episode should be titled "Two Guys One Tiny Couch"
Underrated post
Nice I didn't notice but I've been playing cod
Two guys one love seat
Chicken head here! Love the friendship between the KFC boys and Bert. Always entertaining 😂
Bert has told the Edibles/Leftovers story as many times as The Machine story. 😂
This is one of the greatest friendships ever
Such a great podcast. Can't wait to see Bert in Lexington, KY
I just thought of this! Tom should do the Spanish dub of Bert for The Machine when it's out on streaming and disc
My wife and I cannot wait to go watch the machine when it hits theaters!
If Bert's resemblance to the kool-aid man does not get brought up I will be disappointed... I mean even his chair is kool-aid red.
I can see him busting thru peoples walls to get to a party he wasn’t invited to 😂
I would love to watch you do more of the cabin TV show again bert
Netflix owns the intellectual property of the Cabin and they got a lot of flack for Bert making one of the females guests uncomfortable
You guys make for some incredible casts. Much love and respect.
Love these guys. They were great on somethings burning also
Bert looking like a bottle of Sriracha
i gotta say, i hadn’t heard much of the KFC boys before Brendth brought them on… best decision ever. this trip has me crying😂😂😂
thanks Spencer!
You better catch up on KFC they have some great guests. Also check out their segment where they ask the guest crazy questions.
The best shirtless comedian in the world, Gert Grisher
Getting rid of the big meal on a stag/bachelor party is so truuuueee. I passed out eating Indian food after day drinking. Just not needed 🤣
Brent Krishner is a forever teen mentality & style!
Can’t wait for Saturday!! Going to see you!!
cant wait for them to come to bert to surprise him and make another unforgettable trip again 😂
Late 90’s, walking through Amsterdam red light district with my little brother, who’d never been. He’s wearing a full red Sean John valor suit, just like Bert’s. It doesn’t take long before I see that we’re being followed, so we went into the Banana Bar to lose them.
Disco Porno Popeye should be the name of your guys' comedy tour haha
Bert got the foot fans clambering 😂
Brendas feet really do get me going
I miss having dudes around (pause) in the Army it was chill time all the time in the barracks and it’s been a year since I’ve had a bunch of the boys together..
Can’t wait for green bay!
Great episode!
I really want to see Bert have on the co-writer's of The Machine movie Scotty Landes and Kevin Biegel!
1:37:16 I don't think my weed tolerance is that high until I hear Tom or Bert talk about edibles--100mg wouldn't even put a dent in me. My burnt out ass needs 200-300mg minimum just to be able to tell that I even took something. Guess it might be time for a T break
BIG JAY OAKERSON!!!!!
Might be the coolest guy on earth
Saw you in Orlando and it was great!!!
Further proof we should be teaching our sons to wipe better 😂 we all have different yet horrifying techniques.
I'm just wondering how many more times he's gonna tell that Barnes and Noble story
He is the king of repeats.
I missed it, how's it go?
@@nb-wp2qz He took over a B&N bookstore & signed Tom Seguras book as himself.
But did you know that a dentist wanted to break his jaw?
See you in Kelowna 😂 you said it right on a previous episode lol.
Christmas Day sounds perfect on edibles..
At about an hour you can hear in Kevin’s voice that he probably came home with a cold that probably sucked for a couple days
Looky seedo here...if im commenting good bad or ugly..these guys did the work well
Nah The Box Im good... that place i scrazy
Yo us 5'9" dudes need more love
“In theaters only”
No purchase On Demand option?
He fought hard to have it in theaters so people get the comedy classic experience of laughing in a packed theater with strangers. Bringing it back to good brave comedies i.e. Tropic Thunder, Knocked Up, Step Brothers before everyone got woke and scared to let people see what they think is funny. If he didn't leak the snippet of the movie on Rogan it may have never seen the light of day because a movie about an American being involved with the Russian Mafia in 2023 is not socially acceptable
@@darrellspyker6611 Understandable. I hope a lot of people go see it in the theaters, but let’s be honest. It will be “On Demand” at some point. It’s a marketing ploy saying “In theaters only” to try to get more viewers in that venue.
Every preview says in theatres only... Then when it doesn't recoup they get desperate and put it everywhere.
How many times can Bert recycle the dentist story?
Why is Bert Dressed like a Homeless Santa Claus?
Boone, NC has a lazy susan table restaurant
bert tours everywhere except NYC.. Whats up w/ the bert?? Did you get run out of the NYC??
The server robots are actually remotely controlled by bed-bound disabled individuals. It allows them to have a job and feelings of some purpose. The restaurant has to purchase the robots and pay labor, so it's not a cost saving measure at all.
The Cameo was E from Entourage
No ones ever died from too much mushrooms…
Some have lost their minds and ability to function but not killed
you can take bert out of florida but cant take the florida out of bert.. barefoot! no slides or anything.. haha..
Love Burnt Kushner
yeah, Brent Chrysler is pretty funny
So I missed this dude being in Amsterdam
Bert just giving away feet content
It's a preview to his onlyfans
Coming to Canada all those good dates
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
put some shoes on those hoofs santa clause
Sanitizer on the TP, wipe, then a dry TP wipe,
Why's Burnt Flamed Up!?
Do they ever eat kfc on the podcast
Bert bring redban on
the size of the couch is too obviously funny not to bring it up. also another obvious thing, is that man. kevin loves to talk huh
Does anyone know if/when The Machine is going to be released in Canada?
There’s a shit load of us just a bit north of you guys that would also really like to see it
11:00 why did he have a feeling!?????
Does anyone know the celebrity they were talking about in Amsterdam?
Why mention it if they don't say it!!!! Only thing I hate about Bert's podcast, when he edits shit out.....
that may be the smallest couch in the world
YES
Who was the celebrity cameo?!?!?
Never bare feet Bert
His big fat Fred Flintstone feet. Flat as can be
Hello Kassie,
couldn't watch with the feet out
Sounds like Kevin Connelly is the man. Ohh yeeeyah! 🎶
Love ya Berty Boy. Wish you were coming my way to Las Vegas, NV. I’d definitely be buying tickets if you were. You, Tom & Rogan are by far my favorite comedians to watch. However it seems only you are still working the comedian circuits. Tell your boys to start getting it in. BIG! BERT! , Ps., Stop f*cking dogs and take a bath. But on a serious note, for real stop facking digs and take a bath lmao
Tom's tour has been ongoing for over a year and is called I'm coming everywhere. Try again.
I'm sorry, a shot glass for 15 bucks is fu*king insane. You can go to a gift shop any where and get one that says "bert" on it.
Is this a tiny couch concert
Wait, y'all don't catch the dodo in your hand?
Perfect Wrists.. thats all
I’m not sure why Bert has guests, not like they get to talk….
I took 1500mg of weed edible captain crunch bar and didn’t feel really anything besides feeling alittle sick. It passed but what a waste. I have been smoking moon rock though with my bong packs recently so idk
Most edible companies lie about potency
If anybody from Amsterdam is here can you tell me if the Cafe de Mill is still open...LOL..Danger-Russ
Why do they have such a small couch
Bert stay away from wearing all red you look like Santa
I get real "old man trying to be cool" vibes with this group
Sink to hand every single time 😉 stupid but clean 👌
What?
No Slides?
Fuck yea 😂
Is it ok if I call you Snaskfarfar
Where is everyone getting shrooms at just like that? I haven’t found or gotten good shrooms in 9 years and I’ve only been able to find some recently from a hood homie but they were shit shrooms abs I ate 1/4 oz and did not trip a single but. Just got sick 4 hours later. So I’m dying to find ligit shrooms again like I would in high school
Nice try mr.smith
These are the only guys Bert should could and is big timing
I tried and I can't listen to bert after that Tony hawk interview. So disrespectful
Bout time 😅
Feits' body language clearly indicates a strong attraction toward Clancy...no judgment here, just an observation.
Am I the only one who gets really grossed out when a guys bare feet are out on a podcast? Legit asking cause it really gets to me lol
For the alg. Fun one gents!
@_Bert_Kreischer scam
God dam bert just carries these guys. Comes on there podcast every so often to push they're numbers and save them from being shut down by El pres
,,,overtalking olympics.
Ye is right about the J's
He cheated on his pregnant wife…
Remember when this guy was cheating on his pregnant wife?
…Pepperidge farm remembers…
Which guy??
@@jonnygranville281 KFC
Bert’s hygiene is so freaking disgusting. I don’t know how LeAnn puts up with that……SMH
Bert, who are these guys? 😳 they are the most boring couple ever. Sorry Bert- this is not interesting.
I don't watch this Bert and Ernie guy for a bit and he has a gosh darn movie!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY am going to watch it with my friends sober (jk)
I like berts Rhianna performance
Bert’s comedy is honestly awful. He should be giving Rogan half his checks for giving him a career he never would have had without him 😂
His sold out tour would prove you wrong.
So true 😢
I agree. He is a terrible computer and a piece of shit dad and human.