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9:50 The what now ? You mean the HALOOOOOOOOOOOOO stars ? No one has a right to complain about those, if the Astra Militarum hadn't cowered at the last second, Macharius would have already punched out Cthulu and we would have a space marine chapter with non-chaotic Lovecraftian superpowers by now. Maybe the Night Lords could find a halo device, making them into Legacy of Kain vampires IN SPACE.
I remember reading a quote somewhere about the difference between terror and horror. "terror is seeing a monster charging at you; horror is realizing you cant move your legs."
Either you buy a 3D printer or you by of Norwegian kr like its not that much less but you are atleast gonna save 20 dollars on some of the products atleast for the lemen russ battle tank wich if i remembr corectly was 60 dollars wich is how much a baneblade cost in Norwegian kr i don’t know if it is country locked wich means you need to be from norway but its some money spared
Or how about when First Claw sees Huron Blackheart's pet monkey/homunculus thing and they all basically say 'ew gross fuck, get it away from me I hate it'
The halo stars are probably the creepiest things in warhammer, you have an ancient relic of a hyper advanced alien race that makes the recipient almost invincible and extremely strong, whatever causes this race to disappear must have been quite powerful
@@cocaine7371 the nectons dont particularly like going into the halo star area as it drives them insane. The old ones were advanced enough they could have just engineered themselves to have the effects of the halo devices.
Love how the most horrifying thing in the Warhammer universe is still just Alzheimers. The grimdarkest setting possible still can't fathom anything worse then losing your memories and faculties and being powerless to stop it
Somehow, making Alzheimer's into worms doesn't make up for how you actually die if you die of Alzheimer's. You forget how to swallow and you aspirate your own saliva, and bits of anything you try to eat or drink, causing malnutrition and recurring bouts of pneumonia. It's not quite as dramatic as worms bursting from your body, but the idea that you've taken the entire ride from functional person to that helpless, that your brain isn't functional enough to run your body and you die cause you forgot how to operate your throat, is somehow darker.
Like, the worms kill you years and years before Alzheimer's actually kills you. You can lose so much more brain function than that before you die from it
“Trayzn acting like an immortal Ash Ketchum” *Isn’t Ash already an immortal like the dude has been catching Pokémon for decades now and still hasn’t aged*
@@Br0oham a theory that doesn't work when you remember that the original series highlights that the return to Viridian City is a full year after the start of the series, the show just has no consistent internal logic
Man, i find a few Nightlords stories that are horrific. The story about how the heresy era night-lords war-band being doomed by their own very broken-nature. How whenever one of them arrogantly takes up the role of team leader, the rest of them will start to resent whoever takes up that mantle of guiding them to glory, in which then eventually set them up to be killed. Thus dooming the war-band in its entire to a steady demise, seemingly trapped in some insidiously predictable curse, Where they keep whittling down one warrior at a time, and further weakening the whole. Only to inevitably repeat the process, all-in-all being fully self-aware of their inevitable downfall that is coming. The curse of their primarchs own self hatred, evident for all to see. That shit kinda shook me, with how raw of a deal that is.
@@thehappy_spearman1389 list them? Besides the overall structure of the nightlords, they were actually the best way to secure a planet into compliance. Their gene seed is INCREDIBLY pure (or was) im sure now its been messed with the warp fully - but also night lords have the best armor 👌
@@ethanhopkins3263 The video literally tells you they tortured children with the cruelest ways possible. Their "fear tactics" generally involve flaying women and children, they're a laughing stock who prefer to sneak past people who can actually put up a fight to torture and murder civilians than lurk in the shadows when retribution comes their way, how is that in any way effective? I gotta dig up that lore where they murdered cowering refugees behind the lines of PDF forces and instead of terrifying the troops it made them mad with vengeance and alongside Ravenguard reconnaissance forces they launched a brutal and effective counter insurgency against the NL. They're nothing but edgelords who get a hard on about mutilating the defenseless, much like their shitty primarch who did the best thing he ever could've done and died. I seriously don't know how so many people find the proud child killers appealing, everyone is a shitty person in 40k but at least most factions don't boast and make it they're mission to torture and murder kids. Their armour is cool, I'll give you that.
I few chapters that could be viewed as horror can be found in the Konrad Curze book. A group of salvagers found Konrad after Sanguinius threw him into space and somehow Conrad escaped his cryopod prison. The proceeds to kill everyone in the most Curzey way until one is left. For more Flayer Necron stuff Check out the Twice Dead King books, both are good but the first one is so good!
The Twice Dead King books are really good. I really like how it shows how powerful and overwhelming the imperium of man is. It's also nice to get a book from a xenos perspective. I haven't read the Curze book yet, but it's on my hit list.
@@happyhammer1 I'm a bit of a newbie to 40k so I have only yet read the Eisenhorn/Ravenor/Bequin novels and some of the Primarch novels, but after I finished those I'll remember your recommendation. Thanks :D
2:15 "My sons and daughters do not harm Hagrid on my command, but I cannot deny them fresh meat when it wanders so willingly into our midst." - Aragog the Giant Spider
The tyranids might have counted as cosmic horror when Kryptman first found traces of them. As might the daemons during the betrayal at Calth. But not now, I think. Even the existence of the King in Yellow, or confirmation of the Plateau of Leng on Terra don't. You only really get it when there's enough of the unknown. The stuff that's not been explained yet. The bits that don't fit. Which like you say makes the Halo Stars a far better candidate. Without the stuff people can't begin to explain, let alone fight effectively, what you have is just horrific window-dressing. So what counts as cosmic horror in the Majorkillverse? The real explanation of what happened to Timmy.
@@DivineDawn Not ruling it out. The humiliation and terrorising of Timmy does have a kind of ritual kick to it, and maybe preparing him for sacrifice was the goal. But would just the one Timmy be enough? How long before another's required?
For some reason my mind always circles back to that annoying prick Lushes the Eternal. I find it funny how he died to something as crappy as a land mine and was yeeted halfway across the galaxy to a factory. But imagine just being a factory menial and the greatest champion of Slanesh is just, suddenly, here, right in front of you. You have no idea what chaos is, you've only herd legends of space marines, and now this defiantly not space marine is suddenly here and wants to violate you. Oh, you're talking about *real* horror ... both the necrons and tyranids are perfect vehicles of cosmic horror.
@@FrayedBristles That exact scenario happened in the lore. GW's reasoning was that the factory worker took pride in creating weapons for the imperium. It's a pretty bad reason but it is canon
One thing that really stuck with me was the Sons of Malice. They would capture humans and xenos to use for cannibalistic rituals. Now killing enemies and eating them after is one thing but just the idea of being kept in a cell for months, dragged out to a room full of these lunatics seeing thousands of people being eaten alive, because you know they would be alive, and having some giant mutant start by biting your fingers off just horrified me.
In my mind, There's nothing more horrifying in the 40k universe then that souls DO exist, but upon death, it's ripped apart violently or at best evaporates to be food for demons. Like dying sucks. But dying a second time, eternally, is a step darker
If you’re a normie and die by conventional means, you’re pretty okay as you simply dissipate in the currents of the Immaterium. Your soul (usually) doesn’t have nearly enough of a “profile” for a daemon to start diddling you.
Well it depends it isint really ripped out of your body more that it just passes into it. Then it depends how the person died was it something like died because a rock fell on him ore died because deamon ripped his intestines out former would go slow while the other would get eaten by deamons no stop. But was the person religious ? How popular was the religion , big enough for a minor warp god ? If yes it comes most likely into that realm and the believed afterlife . Like what you said isint completely incorrect but there's those that get to live as kings in death.
I agree. The implications of souls existing possess really serious and awful questions and possibilities about the nature of our universe. What if their is a metaphysical space beyond our own universe that we haven't yet discovered and currently only have hints of? I say hint because shit like DMT exists and it's consumable as a psychedelic drug while also being a naturaling occurring chemical in the human endocrine system and when you're tripping there are entities that eerily don't feel like hallucinations but instead independent beings with their own seperate consciousness so what if there actually are relms of space beyond our own universe and sapient beings in this physical plane have a 'reflection' in this particular space that forms essentially what people consider to be a 'soul'? Only time and a bit of quantum physics bullshittery will tell.
I recommend "The Watcher in the Rain" from the Black Library for good horror. I enjoy the idea that there are Xeno Warp entities and other influences that if they gather enough followers could rival the Chaos Gods.
I’m pretty sure I heard that the reason people keep seeking out the halo devices is because there’s like a 30% chance it won’t turn you into a flesh eating monster and gives you the good affects anyways. This could mean that you point about humans Mabye not being so compatible with them could be right as only some devices work with humans
If it works and you gain eternal youth, than great. If not and you turn into an eternal flesh eating monster, well if youy keep eating flesh, than you probably like it. Win win.
There is a safer alternative (although rather hard to achieve). The Blackstone (fortress) augmetics in theory do the same thing without the bad side effects. i guess full ascension would be a step up from getting an augmetic. With those the honeymoon stage is rather sketchy but once you know what is going on you will have superpowers.
Endor's story sounds like it was definitely written by a horror writer. A psychological deep dive on a single character's phsyche amps up the grim dark tenfold
It would be cool if we got a horror story about a planet that is being invaded by both a night lords and emperor's children warband because they find a clue of and ancient artifact and weapons of a race of xenos who whorshiped chaos and they created some really messed up stuff and the story would be from the imperial guard's perspective .
It would actually make a lot of sense for the well of eternity to be the birth place of the warp and it came from a universe completely made up of the warp stuff (multiverse theory essentially). I guess you could say it's a tear in reality that couldn't be seen because it's origin defied the laws of the 40k universe, and like oil and water it couldn't merge with the 40k universe thus it created the pocket dimension we know as "the warp". Alluding to why tzeentch being the most chaotic of the chaos gods since his creation was most likely influenced by the well that sits at the center of his domain. Which might also mean that the halo stars are sitting parallel to another even darker in origin universe that defies the laws of reality in a different way than the warp which would explain why the chaos gods would fear it because it's alien even to them. Imagine knowing that the warp is just a leak into reality and that the chaos gods are just a byproduct of it doing so, alluding to the idea that there could be things beyond the well of eternity that even the chaos gods could consider gods in terms of power.
Be a Guardsman. Almost getting annihilated by Dark Eldar in a night attack. At the last possible second the sky opens up and showers the battle field with drop pods. ULTRAMARINES! They butcher the Druchii with surgical precision. One of their captains turns to you and asks you to show him to your command post. Gratefully you lead him and his retinue through the trenches. As you step into the dimly lit bunker you admire the white gold decorations and blue of their armor. Royal blue? No, something else. Maybe Ocean blue? Definitely more of a greenish hint than all the icons have you believe. As you step into the pressence of your commanders and the gathered general staff to announce your saviours you realise you never asked his name. You do so, most humbly and respectfully. His voice is warm and kind as he softly states "Oh, just call me Alpharius."
The Demonculaba, if any one thing sums up how Grim Dark 40k can be there ya go. Dude your an Aussie you would have to be insane to like spiders down under. 7/10 of the worlds deadliest spiders live there.
@@mr.raider7865 eh they can speak for themselves, for me it evokes a combination of Dr Mingle, the Thing, and Alien. A nice blend of classic horror. The idea that an Iron Warrior would be so depraved to make one and use it is the real horror. For the the psychology is far more horrifying than the deed.
Had to skip the Endor bit as I was about to read it at the time, and I can confirm that it is a sad and unnerving story. The ending is clear from around halfway through the story, but it doesn’t stop it from being a heartbreaker of a short story. The fall from bright inquisitor that Eisenhorn spoke so well about to a grey-haired man living out his last in a jumbled mess is made worse by just how well the story is written and how much he meant. I would recommend whoever reads this to read the Eisenhorn trilogy turned quadrology, where you can see the tale in full Although I hardly expect anyone to see that last bit because this was a long-ass comment
I think its also totally a good story to get a glimpse of how it is to have alzeheimers. Was really a depressiing short story but still one of if not the best one of the series
@@vikxo111 The short story itself, as said in the video, was the strange demise of titus endor. However, The book is part of the Eisenhorn series, and will hold more weight if you've read the previous books in the series, Xenos, Malleus and Hereticus [placed in chronological order] and the story comes included, amongst other short stories linking into the series In the Magos sequel novel.Either way, Hope you enjoy it :)
From what I recall, the reason that people still use the Halo Devices is because about one in ten of them give all the benefits with none of the side effects, and there's always some planetary governor with more money than sense willing to risk a 90% chance of becoming a cannibalistic bug monster for a 10% chance of becoming a super-buff demigod. Also, my favourite piece of 40k horror: I can't remember what it's called, but there was a sealed portal in Commoragh that led to some other realm. Towards the end of the 41st millennium, a group of alarmed Dark Eldar informed Asdrubael Vect that something had started knocking on the other side. The Incubi that Vect set to guard the portal all killed each other and scrawled "LET US IN" on the walls with their own blood. As a rather amusing footnote, Vect then "generously" awarded the district of Commoragh directly above the portal to some of his arch rivals.
Horror would be understanding The Emperor's situation pre-Great-Rift. He can hear _every_ plea for his mercy and protection from his quadrillions of suffering people, and if he stops his current duties to assist almost _any_ of them, he knows that _all of them_ are doomed to horrible deaths and _worse_ afterlifes because of the fact that he is _very_ finite. Plus, this whole time he is experiencing the pain of stubbing his little toe on a doorframe, except about fifty times worse, and in every single cell of his shriveled husk... for ten millennia.
The most surprising thing about Emperor's corpse is that he doesn't experience the same decay as the average roadkill. Terra must've been so blighted from past nuclear wars that not even flies, rats or cockroaches exist there anymore lmao
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When you really think about it humanity's very existence is dependent on beings who were once human but then augmented to be super soldier demigods. Much like Horus and Konrad show, it's pretty easy to develop a God complex. Pretty sure Horus saw humanity overall as weak, if they didn't depend on the warp. I mean think about it. Your existence depends on these beings having a sense morality and that they will be humanitarians. The amount of civilian casualties at any point is insane.
I think they should mass-produce the friendliest and most reliable Space Marines for that reason, and stop making some of the others. And do something about the death rate for turning into an Astartes. Medically-induced coma during transformation, maybe?
God Titus Endors end is so tragic. I remember listening to the story on tape and just being blown away by the quality of the writing and the themes and plot. I honestly think that if Abnett adapted the story to modern times and made it not warhammer and not scifi, but instead like about a retired police detective suffering from alzheimers or something similar, he would get mad props from the mainstream literary community.
"The Bookkeepper's Skull" is a nice bit of spooky gimrdark. Trouble with the Black Library and the Warhammer Horror books is they mix the fantasy and 40k stuff in so sometimes you don't know what you're getting.
I loved when I first heard about the horror of the ghoul stars and how it was the most horrific place in the galaxy and nearly every faction avoided, I was surprised when I heard even the tyranids avoid it. Then I heard that 1 space marine chapter actually ventured into there and I went “oh really? Which chapter?” And as soon as I heard it was the black Templar’s I just rolled my eyes and went “of fucking course…”
i recently finished the deacon of wounds and my god that was by far the darkest 40k story ive ever heard. really showed the true nightmare of a nurgle incursion.
I would not be against a 40k horror survival game about a hive city brat trying to survive a chaos incursion while a night lord neophyte tries to hunt them down
I think the “scariest” thing I’ve read/seen in 40k was during the 8th Horus Heresy book where Wsoric takes over the helm mistresses, just the way it was described and how wsoric broke from her skin was creeping me out😂
In the Alpharius novel there's a part where Alpharius first encounters the Slaught. Looking at them strikes fear not only into his men, notably some of his most experienced veterans and terminators, but almost kills his librarian when he just barely mind-touches one of them by accident. Alpharius, a Primarch, is horrified by them, even though he is able to beat several of them in single combat later on. But something takes makes a Primarch stop and reconsider his choices in horror is certainly f-ed up.
I’d certainly like to see more on this subject. Thanks for the hard work I subscribed so I’d see when you would post your new content your not to bad at all
One of the most horrifying moments in 40k to me was, when Horus assembled all the rememberancers on the Vengeful Spirit, showed them him destroying Istvaan with chemical super weapons, then turned his elite vanguard on them. Just imagine entering that room and slowly realizing what is unfolding before your eyes as 8 ft tall chaos tainted super killers commence to bludgeon, impale, chop, and explode your coworkers and then squash you into a bloody pulp!! That’s horror!
random bonus fact: In the Event of the necron toomb exploration on Simia Orichalcae the already stationiered Techpriest found the Necron toomb first and whilst chad ciaphas cain the Valhallans of the 597 and jurgen explored the cave/toomb complex they found multiple techpriest limps/adjustments of the techpriest scattered around and even one young techpriest apprentince hiding in some lone corner and praying to the omnisiah to let him survive this
I guess in, well of eternity some most powerful old ones just hanging around and waiting for everything to die out and reset so they can start over again lol
I always felt that Jurgen being a Blank works both ways. It nulls out Warp-related effects, and Pariahs does the OPPOSITE of a Psyker, so theoreticall speaking Jurgen's abilities should also work here by nulling out the horror-sensation.
I guess when you literally grow up in a cabin in the woods most horror loses it's luster. Ever meet a mose at night when all toy have is a phones light? That shits scary.
I think the scariest moment in a Warhammer book that I have read about was in the third part of the first Horus Heresy book. When they get to the mountains in the planet they are taking over, and they hear the name Sammus being broadcasted over their vox. The rest of that book was legitimately terrifying.
@@kindperson7047 Thank you for your reply - I'd like to distinguish between [A] the policy and human rights conversations about women in sports and [B] humor at the expense of marginalized groups. I think there is plenty of room for valid conversation on the former topic, much less room to manoeuvre on the latter.
The moment that the emperor calls out Nurgle in his Manse. This always struck me as some of the best cosmic horror writing in 40k. It hits that spot that if you imagine seeing that shit in a fever dream, you would 100% wake up in a cold sweat. It hits that perfect spot of seeing something reasonably mundane, but you KNOW it is something horrible and incomprehensible. It's just an old, junk house in the middle of a swamp, but at the same time you know why lurks there, but cant see it. Then the stars begin wheeling overhead, the door swings open just a crack and you know you are being watched, and whatever is watching you is looking into your soul. The swamp is noisesome and foggy, and the fog begins to push in on you, and the sounds of the forest go silent, and you know everything that lives there knows you, and is watching, but is unseen. It plays off the specific dread of knowing exactly what is there, but also, knowing absolutely nothing about it.
12:00 - The halo devices make sense to me, in the grimdark universe the chances of you making it to the end of the week let alone old age is a massive spin of luck, chance and a teeny bit of skill. But having all of that power and abilities to change your life and "live it up" for a few years before everything comes apart? It's still madness but I can see the "logic" that people would follow to get to that situation lol 😅😂
In all honestly alot of the minor xenos feel actually more alien than the Orks and eldar in 40k. Like if 40k was just a story and not a table top game said minor xenos would be the real treats to humanity. I never imagine elves would be into space travel out of all the humanoid alien species.
I remember reading an IG story where a guardsman came face to face with a Tyranid Zoanthrope; his mind rolled back into a black overwhelming oblivion and it was described as being lost in an ocean of black, and then the Hive Mind, this unfathomable thing came out of the dark and took the man into Oblivion and the man died immediately in the physical world.
I totally agree about the Halo stars, sometimes things are more terrifying when they are unknown and their motivations ambiguous. There's a tendency in modern entertainment to over explain every aspect and motivation, and that makes it less compelling imo.
I totally agree with you about the Halo Stars and the well of eternity. GW should let its writers venture into those places one day. So that there is a new and fresh faction in the Galaxy. One that embodies true darkness and horror! It would be a perfect answer to the tyranid main fleet that is approaching the Galaxy. As for the Rangdan, I too believe that they are related to the Halo Stars. And also, that the lost primarchs have something to do with that xenocide.
Necrons are existential horror. The Indomitus book actually details some of this in the Indomitus novella. The Destroyers remember some of their past, their families.
I could be wrong about this, but I remember reading that there's something like a 40% chance that you won't get fucked up using a Halo Device. And that would explain why people use them.
I am usually mentally dulled from horror and graphic content (thanks early days PewDiePie) and I am on heretic side when it comes to Warhammer 40k and Fantasy. But stories of Daemonculaba and Conrad Kurze's Screaming Gallery are the worst fvcking things I've ever read about in all of my adult years. Absolute peaks of human creativity for all things horrifying since Apostles from Berserk.
I'm trying to find the story where a poor imperial was turned inside out over and over swimming in its own juices just so Typhus (or some worshipper of nurgle i couldn't recall) could commune with Nurgle. Using the perpetual suffering of the dude as internet connection. Just don't know the name of the source or the book this came from, anyone know?
For me it has to be the Hinzerhaus on Jago in the Gaunt’s Ghosts book “Only in Death”. “Are we the last ones left alive? Are we? Someone, anyone, please? Are we? Is there anybody out there? Are we the last ones left alive?”
I want a SCP Warhammer 40k Crossover. With all the weird, stupid stuff going on in the 41st Millennium, the Anomalies from the SCP Foundation would fit right in. I'd like to see a Story about an Inquisitor, or something along those lines, from a branch that exclusively deals with Anomalies. That could be entertaining.
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9:50 The what now ? You mean the HALOOOOOOOOOOOOO stars ? No one has a right to complain about those, if the Astra Militarum hadn't cowered at the last second, Macharius would have already punched out Cthulu and we would have a space marine chapter with non-chaotic Lovecraftian superpowers by now. Maybe the Night Lords could find a halo device, making them into Legacy of Kain vampires IN SPACE.
@@KaiserAfini Lmao
I remember reading a quote somewhere about the difference between terror and horror. "terror is seeing a monster charging at you; horror is realizing you cant move your legs."
Ooh thats a good'n.
Man, that horror description 😦
Action is when you punch the monster in the balls.
@@jonathanathor117 self preservation is running away from the obviously dangerous monster
@@necfreon6259 did you miss the part of the original comment about your legs not working?
If I had a dime for Everytime I read "how did it come to this" in a 40k story, I could afford multiple tabletop armies.
With GW prices that's a lot of dime's, use them to get a 3d printer instead
@@SeventhSeraphOfficerRevolver nah just wait for an army to get nerfed and buy someone's blood sweat and tears for the cheap.
Not just 40k Horus Heresy armies
Or in other words, a regiment of Forgeworld
Either you buy a 3D printer or you by of Norwegian kr like its not that much less but you are atleast gonna save 20 dollars on some of the products atleast for the lemen russ battle tank wich if i remembr corectly was 60 dollars wich is how much a baneblade cost in Norwegian kr i don’t know if it is country locked wich means you need to be from norway but its some money spared
Whenever I read something about the night lord's I think about that time that the dark eldar gave them the creeps
Or how about when First Claw sees Huron Blackheart's pet monkey/homunculus thing and they all basically say 'ew gross fuck, get it away from me I hate it'
After all, the Dark Eldar have been in the bussiness waaaaay before Konrad was a bunch of stem cells in a tube.
The halo stars are probably the creepiest things in warhammer, you have an ancient relic of a hyper advanced alien race that makes the recipient almost invincible and extremely strong, whatever causes this race to disappear must have been quite powerful
Might belong to the necron or old one
I think the implication is they destroyed themselves
@@cocaine7371 the nectons dont particularly like going into the halo star area as it drives them insane. The old ones were advanced enough they could have just engineered themselves to have the effects of the halo devices.
Those bloody necrons lol, jk no clue
Maybe the Emperor killed them all during the great crusade
Love how the most horrifying thing in the Warhammer universe is still just Alzheimers. The grimdarkest setting possible still can't fathom anything worse then losing your memories and faculties and being powerless to stop it
That’s a really good point damn
Somehow, making Alzheimer's into worms doesn't make up for how you actually die if you die of Alzheimer's. You forget how to swallow and you aspirate your own saliva, and bits of anything you try to eat or drink, causing malnutrition and recurring bouts of pneumonia. It's not quite as dramatic as worms bursting from your body, but the idea that you've taken the entire ride from functional person to that helpless, that your brain isn't functional enough to run your body and you die cause you forgot how to operate your throat, is somehow darker.
Like, the worms kill you years and years before Alzheimer's actually kills you. You can lose so much more brain function than that before you die from it
"A confusion so thick you forget forgetting"
“Trayzn acting like an immortal Ash Ketchum”
*Isn’t Ash already an immortal like the dude has been catching Pokémon for decades now and still hasn’t aged*
Yeah he made a wish to Ho-Oh to go on adventures with Pikachu forever so that's definitely true.
From what I hear, the best theory is that a region only takes place over the span of like a month or 2
@@Br0oham a theory that doesn't work when you remember that the original series highlights that the return to Viridian City is a full year after the start of the series, the show just has no consistent internal logic
Pretty sure Ash is dead and in heaven along with Pikachu
Ash is an immortal Trazyn.
Man, i find a few Nightlords stories that are horrific.
The story about how the heresy era night-lords war-band being doomed by their own very broken-nature. How whenever one of them arrogantly takes up the role of team leader, the rest of them will start to resent whoever takes up that mantle of guiding them to glory, in which then eventually set them up to be killed.
Thus dooming the war-band in its entire to a steady demise, seemingly trapped in some insidiously predictable curse, Where they keep whittling down one warrior at a time, and further weakening the whole. Only to inevitably repeat the process, all-in-all being fully self-aware of their inevitable downfall that is coming.
The curse of their primarchs own self hatred, evident for all to see.
That shit kinda shook me, with how raw of a deal that is.
well that.... and the fact konrad didnt think of setting up Governments or something on Nostramo
Night Lords are kinda trash for this reason, and many others tbh.
@@thehappy_spearman1389 list them?
Besides the overall structure of the nightlords, they were actually the best way to secure a planet into compliance.
Their gene seed is INCREDIBLY pure (or was) im sure now its been messed with the warp fully - but also night lords have the best armor 👌
@@ethanhopkins3263 The video literally tells you they tortured children with the cruelest ways possible.
Their "fear tactics" generally involve flaying women and children, they're a laughing stock who prefer to sneak past people who can actually put up a fight to torture and murder civilians than lurk in the shadows when retribution comes their way, how is that in any way effective?
I gotta dig up that lore where they murdered cowering refugees behind the lines of PDF forces and instead of terrifying the troops it made them mad with vengeance and alongside Ravenguard reconnaissance forces they launched a brutal and effective counter insurgency against the NL.
They're nothing but edgelords who get a hard on about mutilating the defenseless, much like their shitty primarch who did the best thing he ever could've done and died.
I seriously don't know how so many people find the proud child killers appealing, everyone is a shitty person in 40k but at least most factions don't boast and make it they're mission to torture and murder kids.
Their armour is cool, I'll give you that.
Why are you throwing hyphens in where they don't belong, OP. Also *heresy-era.
I few chapters that could be viewed as horror can be found in the Konrad Curze book. A group of salvagers found Konrad after Sanguinius threw him into space and somehow Conrad escaped his cryopod prison. The proceeds to kill everyone in the most Curzey way until one is left. For more Flayer Necron stuff Check out the Twice Dead King books, both are good but the first one is so good!
Yeah and the one who is left is missing some limbs after just a few days xD
@@jonte924 because Curze got bored XD
@@mistabrrrly And Curze gave the poor bastard an augmetic leg that was too short because he thought the limp was funny.
The Twice Dead King books are really good. I really like how it shows how powerful and overwhelming the imperium of man is. It's also nice to get a book from a xenos perspective.
I haven't read the Curze book yet, but it's on my hit list.
@@happyhammer1 I'm a bit of a newbie to 40k so I have only yet read the Eisenhorn/Ravenor/Bequin novels and some of the Primarch novels, but after I finished those I'll remember your recommendation. Thanks :D
2:15 "My sons and daughters do not harm Hagrid on my command, but I cannot deny them fresh meat when it wanders so willingly into our midst." - Aragog the Giant Spider
The tyranids might have counted as cosmic horror when Kryptman first found traces of them. As might the daemons during the betrayal at Calth. But not now, I think. Even the existence of the King in Yellow, or confirmation of the Plateau of Leng on Terra don't. You only really get it when there's enough of the unknown. The stuff that's not been explained yet. The bits that don't fit. Which like you say makes the Halo Stars a far better candidate. Without the stuff people can't begin to explain, let alone fight effectively, what you have is just horrific window-dressing.
So what counts as cosmic horror in the Majorkillverse? The real explanation of what happened to Timmy.
#Justicefortimmy
We miss Timmy
He was sacrificed so major kill can stay buff maybes? Reckon he has to sacrifice children to keep his physique and he was running low.
@@DivineDawn Not ruling it out. The humiliation and terrorising of Timmy does have a kind of ritual kick to it, and maybe preparing him for sacrifice was the goal. But would just the one Timmy be enough? How long before another's required?
For some reason my mind always circles back to that annoying prick Lushes the Eternal. I find it funny how he died to something as crappy as a land mine and was yeeted halfway across the galaxy to a factory. But imagine just being a factory menial and the greatest champion of Slanesh is just, suddenly, here, right in front of you. You have no idea what chaos is, you've only herd legends of space marines, and now this defiantly not space marine is suddenly here and wants to violate you.
Oh, you're talking about *real* horror ... both the necrons and tyranids are perfect vehicles of cosmic horror.
Lucius
@@evanf.4801 Close enough I'd say, given the phonetics... I'm more distressed about that jarring "defiantly"....
That wouldn't happen. The person who kills him has to take pride/pleasure in the kill. Some random factory worker wouldn't do that.
@@FrayedBristles That exact scenario happened in the lore. GW's reasoning was that the factory worker took pride in creating weapons for the imperium. It's a pretty bad reason but it is canon
One thing that really stuck with me was the Sons of Malice. They would capture humans and xenos to use for cannibalistic rituals. Now killing enemies and eating them after is one thing but just the idea of being kept in a cell for months, dragged out to a room full of these lunatics seeing thousands of people being eaten alive, because you know they would be alive, and having some giant mutant start by biting your fingers off just horrified me.
In my mind, There's nothing more horrifying in the 40k universe then that souls DO exist, but upon death, it's ripped apart violently or at best evaporates to be food for demons.
Like dying sucks. But dying a second time, eternally, is a step darker
If you’re a normie and die by conventional means, you’re pretty okay as you simply dissipate in the currents of the Immaterium. Your soul (usually) doesn’t have nearly enough of a “profile” for a daemon to start diddling you.
Nihilism intensifies.
Well it depends it isint really ripped out of your body more that it just passes into it.
Then it depends how the person died was it something like died because a rock fell on him ore died because deamon ripped his intestines out former would go slow while the other would get eaten by deamons no stop.
But was the person religious ? How popular was the religion , big enough for a minor warp god ? If yes it comes most likely into that realm and the believed afterlife .
Like what you said isint completely incorrect but there's those that get to live as kings in death.
I agree. The implications of souls existing possess really serious and awful questions and possibilities about the nature of our universe. What if their is a metaphysical space beyond our own universe that we haven't yet discovered and currently only have hints of?
I say hint because shit like DMT exists and it's consumable as a psychedelic drug while also being a naturaling occurring chemical in the human endocrine system and when you're tripping there are entities that eerily don't feel like hallucinations but instead independent beings with their own seperate consciousness so what if there actually are relms of space beyond our own universe and sapient beings in this physical plane have a 'reflection' in this particular space that forms essentially what people consider to be a 'soul'?
Only time and a bit of quantum physics bullshittery will tell.
Yeah we all like to forget that all dead souls in 40K essentially go to hell forever.
That is by far the most grimdark part of the setting.
I recommend "The Watcher in the Rain" from the Black Library for good horror. I enjoy the idea that there are Xeno Warp entities and other influences that if they gather enough followers could rival the Chaos Gods.
I’m pretty sure I heard that the reason people keep seeking out the halo devices is because there’s like a 30% chance it won’t turn you into a flesh eating monster and gives you the good affects anyways. This could mean that you point about humans Mabye not being so compatible with them could be right as only some devices work with humans
If it works and you gain eternal youth, than great. If not and you turn into an eternal flesh eating monster, well if youy keep eating flesh, than you probably like it. Win win.
There is a safer alternative (although rather hard to achieve). The Blackstone (fortress) augmetics in theory do the same thing without the bad side effects. i guess full ascension would be a step up from getting an augmetic. With those the honeymoon stage is rather sketchy but once you know what is going on you will have superpowers.
Could sell your soul to Chaos before the Halo Device turns you into a monster
@@christiandauz3742 So use the device and turn into a monster, or sell your soul to chaos and turn into a monster with a monster boss.
Thats not a thing. Why would you say that?
Endor's story sounds like it was definitely written by a horror writer. A psychological deep dive on a single character's phsyche amps up the grim dark tenfold
Non chaos aligned warp entities and magic would be a cool video.
So if I get a plushy... I can get ringtones of you screaming at Timmy?
Yes
I’m in
It would be cool if we got a horror story about a planet that is being invaded by both a night lords and emperor's children warband because they find a clue of and ancient artifact and weapons of a race of xenos who whorshiped chaos and they created some really messed up stuff and the story would be from the imperial guard's perspective .
There were a few planets invaded by both Daemons and Tyranids
It would actually make a lot of sense for the well of eternity to be the birth place of the warp and it came from a universe completely made up of the warp stuff (multiverse theory essentially). I guess you could say it's a tear in reality that couldn't be seen because it's origin defied the laws of the 40k universe, and like oil and water it couldn't merge with the 40k universe thus it created the pocket dimension we know as "the warp". Alluding to why tzeentch being the most chaotic of the chaos gods since his creation was most likely influenced by the well that sits at the center of his domain. Which might also mean that the halo stars are sitting parallel to another even darker in origin universe that defies the laws of reality in a different way than the warp which would explain why the chaos gods would fear it because it's alien even to them. Imagine knowing that the warp is just a leak into reality and that the chaos gods are just a byproduct of it doing so, alluding to the idea that there could be things beyond the well of eternity that even the chaos gods could consider gods in terms of power.
Be a Guardsman. Almost getting annihilated by Dark Eldar in a night attack. At the last possible second the sky opens up and showers the battle field with drop pods. ULTRAMARINES! They butcher the Druchii with surgical precision. One of their captains turns to you and asks you to show him to your command post. Gratefully you lead him and his retinue through the trenches. As you step into the dimly lit bunker you admire the white gold decorations and blue of their armor. Royal blue? No, something else. Maybe Ocean blue? Definitely more of a greenish hint than all the icons have you believe. As you step into the pressence of your commanders and the gathered general staff to announce your saviours you realise you never asked his name. You do so, most humbly and respectfully. His voice is warm and kind as he softly states "Oh, just call me Alpharius."
Still better than dark eldar
My irl reaction:
*gaaaaasp*
Oh fuck
The Demonculaba, if any one thing sums up how Grim Dark 40k can be there ya go. Dude your an Aussie you would have to be insane to like spiders down under. 7/10 of the worlds deadliest spiders live there.
The Huntsman spider is terrifying and I’d shoot a whole clip of heavy bolter at it asap.
Democulaba is overated asf
@@mr.raider7865 rape, body horror, violent birth, and human experimentation, horror classics in one.
@@mikewaterfield3599 which is why it's a great story in that context. I'm talking how the community makes it more than it is.
@@mr.raider7865 eh they can speak for themselves, for me it evokes a combination of Dr Mingle, the Thing, and Alien. A nice blend of classic horror. The idea that an Iron Warrior would be so depraved to make one and use it is the real horror. For the the psychology is far more horrifying than the deed.
That one girl must feel so special. Majorkill mentions her directly in every single video.
That brain worm story is hella sad and assistant bit is just the final kick in the teeth
9:34 LOL What the heck. This was so random, and I love it.
Had to skip the Endor bit as I was about to read it at the time, and I can confirm that it is a sad and unnerving story. The ending is clear from around halfway through the story, but it doesn’t stop it from being a heartbreaker of a short story. The fall from bright inquisitor that Eisenhorn spoke so well about to a grey-haired man living out his last in a jumbled mess is made worse by just how well the story is written and how much he meant. I would recommend whoever reads this to read the Eisenhorn trilogy turned quadrology, where you can see the tale in full
Although I hardly expect anyone to see that last bit because this was a long-ass comment
I think its also totally a good story to get a glimpse of how it is to have alzeheimers. Was really a depressiing short story but still one of if not the best one of the series
What is the name of the book please ? Sounds great, i would lobe to read it
@@vikxo111 The short story itself, as said in the video, was the strange demise of titus endor. However, The book is part of the Eisenhorn series, and will hold more weight if you've read the previous books in the series, Xenos, Malleus and Hereticus [placed in chronological order]
and the story comes included, amongst other short stories linking into the series In the Magos sequel novel.Either way, Hope you enjoy it :)
Love how often you put out high quality warhammer vids. Also, a lore video on kastelan robots would be cool! Keep up the good work man
From what I recall, the reason that people still use the Halo Devices is because about one in ten of them give all the benefits with none of the side effects, and there's always some planetary governor with more money than sense willing to risk a 90% chance of becoming a cannibalistic bug monster for a 10% chance of becoming a super-buff demigod.
Also, my favourite piece of 40k horror: I can't remember what it's called, but there was a sealed portal in Commoragh that led to some other realm. Towards the end of the 41st millennium, a group of alarmed Dark Eldar informed Asdrubael Vect that something had started knocking on the other side. The Incubi that Vect set to guard the portal all killed each other and scrawled "LET US IN" on the walls with their own blood.
As a rather amusing footnote, Vect then "generously" awarded the district of Commoragh directly above the portal to some of his arch rivals.
Horror would be understanding The Emperor's situation pre-Great-Rift. He can hear _every_ plea for his mercy and protection from his quadrillions of suffering people, and if he stops his current duties to assist almost _any_ of them, he knows that _all of them_ are doomed to horrible deaths and _worse_ afterlifes because of the fact that he is _very_ finite. Plus, this whole time he is experiencing the pain of stubbing his little toe on a doorframe, except about fifty times worse, and in every single cell of his shriveled husk... for ten millennia.
@TechPriest_Exodus Additional horror option in 3 words: "Gellar Field breach".
The most surprising thing about Emperor's corpse is that he doesn't experience the same decay as the average roadkill. Terra must've been so blighted from past nuclear wars that not even flies, rats or cockroaches exist there anymore lmao
@@RebelWvlf They have rats in the sewers beneath the Imperial Palace.
Hey MajorKill! Your video editing skills are amazing and I’ve been following for a few months now, the quality of these videos just keeps getting better and better!
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"HEY KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
TFS?
Horror is legitimately 40ks biggest strength, and honestly, it's what they need to lean into for most stuff.
When you really think about it humanity's very existence is dependent on beings who were once human but then augmented to be super soldier demigods. Much like Horus and Konrad show, it's pretty easy to develop a God complex. Pretty sure Horus saw humanity overall as weak, if they didn't depend on the warp. I mean think about it. Your existence depends on these beings having a sense morality and that they will be humanitarians. The amount of civilian casualties at any point is insane.
I think they should mass-produce the friendliest and most reliable Space Marines for that reason, and stop making some of the others.
And do something about the death rate for turning into an Astartes.
Medically-induced coma during transformation, maybe?
that inquisitor story and as you said the way it was written and structured is really, really depressing
God Titus Endors end is so tragic. I remember listening to the story on tape and just being blown away by the quality of the writing and the themes and plot. I honestly think that if Abnett adapted the story to modern times and made it not warhammer and not scifi, but instead like about a retired police detective suffering from alzheimers or something similar, he would get mad props from the mainstream literary community.
so true!!!
"The Bookkeepper's Skull" is a nice bit of spooky gimrdark. Trouble with the Black Library and the Warhammer Horror books is they mix the fantasy and 40k stuff in so sometimes you don't know what you're getting.
True horror is the people that are gonna put your plushy in a Jar!
I was horrified when the inquisitor was lusting after some genestealer gussy.
I loved when I first heard about the horror of the ghoul stars and how it was the most horrific place in the galaxy and nearly every faction avoided, I was surprised when I heard even the tyranids avoid it.
Then I heard that 1 space marine chapter actually ventured into there and I went “oh really? Which chapter?” And as soon as I heard it was the black Templar’s I just rolled my eyes and went “of fucking course…”
Technically, there were two. The black templars went first, but the Death Specters are stationed there watch it.
i recently finished the deacon of wounds and my god that was by far the darkest 40k story ive ever heard. really showed the true nightmare of a nurgle incursion.
I would not be against a 40k horror survival game about a hive city brat trying to survive a chaos incursion while a night lord neophyte tries to hunt them down
Low blow major kill, low blow.
Great video thank you so much please keep up your amazing work and have a wonderful and blessed day
Love how you handled the shield falling off at the start. Really well done.
I think the “scariest” thing I’ve read/seen in 40k was during the 8th Horus Heresy book where Wsoric takes over the helm mistresses, just the way it was described and how wsoric broke from her skin was creeping me out😂
Trying to beat the trans trex is like trying to beat a Ferrus Manus in an arm wrestle
Then let's go ahead and use the laer blade
It's cool, I'll just use forgebreaker and cheat
Or like a woman trying to beat a transgender athlete
@@thatguyonline5083 Or arguing against a trans and realizing that your opinion doesn't matter in their eyes so you just gotta cope and seethe 😤
@@cheefqueef6494 seems you’re the one coping and seething about a demographic that 40% likely to kills themselves
In the Alpharius novel there's a part where Alpharius first encounters the Slaught. Looking at them strikes fear not only into his men, notably some of his most experienced veterans and terminators, but almost kills his librarian when he just barely mind-touches one of them by accident.
Alpharius, a Primarch, is horrified by them, even though he is able to beat several of them in single combat later on. But something takes makes a Primarch stop and reconsider his choices in horror is certainly f-ed up.
If I had a penny for every time I watch a “how did it come to this” in a 40k story, I could afford a house.
12:05 "Aaah, fresh meat!" - The Butcher from Diablo
I’d certainly like to see more on this subject. Thanks for the hard work I subscribed so I’d see when you would post your new content your not to bad at all
Lol, those T-rexes, that actually almost made me crash my car.
One of the most horrifying moments in 40k to me was, when Horus assembled all the rememberancers on the Vengeful Spirit, showed them him destroying Istvaan with chemical super weapons, then turned his elite vanguard on them. Just imagine entering that room and slowly realizing what is unfolding before your eyes as 8 ft tall chaos tainted super killers commence to bludgeon, impale, chop, and explode your coworkers and then squash you into a bloody pulp!! That’s horror!
thanks for doing this bit. Always was interested in knowing more about the NEMESIS story, but wasnt ready to add onto my growing reading list
random bonus fact: In the Event of the necron toomb exploration on Simia Orichalcae the already stationiered Techpriest found the Necron toomb first and whilst chad ciaphas cain the Valhallans of the 597 and jurgen explored the cave/toomb complex they found multiple techpriest limps/adjustments of the techpriest scattered around and even one young techpriest apprentince hiding in some lone corner and praying to the omnisiah to let him survive this
I guess in, well of eternity some most powerful old ones just hanging around and waiting for everything to die out and reset so they can start over again lol
Mate time to go to bed as a fellow Australian it's lie 2 in the morning
I always felt that Jurgen being a Blank works both ways. It nulls out Warp-related effects, and Pariahs does the OPPOSITE of a Psyker, so theoreticall speaking Jurgen's abilities should also work here by nulling out the horror-sensation.
The curious case of endor is oneof saddest and scariest stories I've ever read
I guess when you literally grow up in a cabin in the woods most horror loses it's luster. Ever meet a mose at night when all toy have is a phones light? That shits scary.
I’d say that Child god from really old fantasy lore resides in either the well or the Halo Stars. Hidden away because the Chaos gods feared it so much
I think the scariest moment in a Warhammer book that I have read about was in the third part of the first Horus Heresy book. When they get to the mountains in the planet they are taking over, and they hear the name Sammus being broadcasted over their vox. The rest of that book was legitimately terrifying.
good to hear about the plushie project, great job!
"Trayzyn is like an immortal Ash Ketchum"
As opposed to regular Ash Ketchum the unaging
at 09:34 - there's no need for this - I understand edgy humour, but there are plenty of other opportunities :-) Also, you may simply be incorrect
So we should ignore all the female athletes who keep losing to male athletes ("transwomen")? Peak feminism right there.
The only thing he is incorrect about is how he insinuates people born as male can ever be female.
@@kindperson7047 Thank you for your reply - I'd like to distinguish between [A] the policy and human rights conversations about women in sports and [B] humor at the expense of marginalized groups.
I think there is plenty of room for valid conversation on the former topic, much less room to manoeuvre on the latter.
@@kindperson7047 Keep? its literaly only happend once in any high-profile example.
The moment that the emperor calls out Nurgle in his Manse.
This always struck me as some of the best cosmic horror writing in 40k. It hits that spot that if you imagine seeing that shit in a fever dream, you would 100% wake up in a cold sweat.
It hits that perfect spot of seeing something reasonably mundane, but you KNOW it is something horrible and incomprehensible. It's just an old, junk house in the middle of a swamp, but at the same time you know why lurks there, but cant see it. Then the stars begin wheeling overhead, the door swings open just a crack and you know you are being watched, and whatever is watching you is looking into your soul.
The swamp is noisesome and foggy, and the fog begins to push in on you, and the sounds of the forest go silent, and you know everything that lives there knows you, and is watching, but is unseen.
It plays off the specific dread of knowing exactly what is there, but also, knowing absolutely nothing about it.
Isso faz me lembrar do meu serviço militar na Amazônia a noite aquele lugar se tornar a coisa mais próxima do terror cômico da vida real
The Astartes project is one of few pieces of media that does Lovecraftian horror well.
Endor's story is just the most horrific, and that storyline can fit just about anywhere at any time period.
12:00 - The halo devices make sense to me, in the grimdark universe the chances of you making it to the end of the week let alone old age is a massive spin of luck, chance and a teeny bit of skill. But having all of that power and abilities to change your life and "live it up" for a few years before everything comes apart? It's still madness but I can see the "logic" that people would follow to get to that situation lol 😅😂
I can't remember where but I heard there's a 1 in 10 chance of one with no side effects
Just gonna take a hot minute to say this content only gets better. I like that shit, keep it up!
One word:
*Demonculaba*
3 monsters worthy of purging
In all honestly alot of the minor xenos feel actually more alien than the Orks and eldar in 40k. Like if 40k was just a story and not a table top game said minor xenos would be the real treats to humanity. I never imagine elves would be into space travel out of all the humanoid alien species.
@48 seconds in, major shows off that he’s just had his brows and mono done😂. Good lad
I remember reading an IG story where a guardsman came face to face with a Tyranid Zoanthrope; his mind rolled back into a black overwhelming oblivion and it was described as being lost in an ocean of black, and then the Hive Mind, this unfathomable thing came out of the dark and took the man into Oblivion and the man died immediately in the physical world.
I totally agree about the Halo stars, sometimes things are more terrifying when they are unknown and their motivations ambiguous. There's a tendency in modern entertainment to over explain every aspect and motivation, and that makes it less compelling imo.
I totally agree with you about the Halo Stars and the well of eternity. GW should let its writers venture into those places one day. So that there is a new and fresh faction in the Galaxy. One that embodies true darkness and horror!
It would be a perfect answer to the tyranid main fleet that is approaching the Galaxy.
As for the Rangdan, I too believe that they are related to the Halo Stars. And also, that the lost primarchs have something to do with that xenocide.
Necrons are existential horror. The Indomitus book actually details some of this in the Indomitus novella. The Destroyers remember some of their past, their families.
Khorne demands more plushies
Imagine an Archwarhammer plushie. THATS horror
40k and based has my sub
Just bought the plushie can't wait to have it in person
just watched thr promised neverland s2 and man this is so much less fucked up than the "lab" there ngl
I could be wrong about this, but I remember reading that there's something like a 40% chance that you won't get fucked up using a Halo Device. And that would explain why people use them.
I am usually mentally dulled from horror and graphic content (thanks early days PewDiePie) and I am on heretic side when it comes to Warhammer 40k and Fantasy. But stories of Daemonculaba and Conrad Kurze's Screaming Gallery are the worst fvcking things I've ever read about in all of my adult years. Absolute peaks of human creativity for all things horrifying since Apostles from Berserk.
My first player character in Dark Heresy got his hands on a halo device and is now the BBEG for an Ascension campaign. Easily my favorite Xenos item
I think the book Death World is good and horrifying. The planet it self is evolving the kill the invaders. Reminds me of the movie Annihilation.
"After five Yearz You are completely gonzo."
I just like this! You really are hilariously funny!
I can admire this!
Can u do a video on the sanguinary guard?
Wow, I think this is the first time in TH-cam history that the long answer to a 40k lore question is a Majorkill video.
Day 2 of petitioning for you to make an alternate heresy.
MajorKill: I'm not a fan of Spiders
***Lives in Australia***
Yeah I'm sure that is going well for him.
I'm trying to find the story where a poor imperial was turned inside out over and over swimming in its own juices just so Typhus (or some worshipper of nurgle i couldn't recall) could commune with Nurgle. Using the perpetual suffering of the dude as internet connection.
Just don't know the name of the source or the book this came from, anyone know?
For me it has to be the Hinzerhaus on Jago in the Gaunt’s Ghosts book “Only in Death”.
“Are we the last ones left alive? Are we? Someone, anyone, please? Are we? Is there anybody out there? Are we the last ones left alive?”
Oh yeah that story was so weird (which makes it good). I like the implication that the massive battle that take place there are in a cycle
To be fair, I think the Black Library Horror books are pretty decent, too.
Nothing bring more terror to a man's heart than to see his plushie founded at 0% and then being dissed about it by Majorkill
I have a friend who might really like the Trans-Rex, thanks for advertising that!
How sturdy is the plushy i may buy 4 . .. for the kids
I want a SCP Warhammer 40k Crossover. With all the weird, stupid stuff going on in the 41st Millennium, the Anomalies from the SCP Foundation would fit right in.
I'd like to see a Story about an Inquisitor, or something along those lines, from a branch that exclusively deals with Anomalies. That could be entertaining.
Gutted the Kroot massacre of the Eldar scouting party didn't make it on here but I get why having seen the list!! Some truly horrifying lore here