Every Horse Movie ever made | parody 😂
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It’s LITERALLY the basic plot line to EVERY horse movie
dont forget horse games also same thing
You are so right
Like get creative
@@aurered6387 Horse games actually get creative
As the title said
Ah, you missed the part where they always magically manage to learn to gallop bareback in a flat second, and they always fall in love with the male stable hand😂
Lmao free rein
yep
STOP FR AND THEY ALWAYS FALL IN LOVE W THE STABLE HAND😭😭
@@shadowkal3824 I forgot that they do that😆
Yeah, uh, I don't think I could without lessons either. Most people don't know to hold on with their thighs, and even just a trot can be bumpy as shit, plus an untrained horse would buck that girl off without even thinking. I would know, a horse tried with me once (not very hard, and I have thighs of steel so I managed to stay on for the second or two she was trying, but still!)
You forgot the part where her mother was the last horse whisperer and her "gift" was passed down, but aside from that you hit the nail right on the head
Lmao heartland be like
Sounds like the plot of Ready to Run.
specifically that her horse whisperer mother was killed or seriously injured in a horse-related accident and thats why she moved away from the family farm to the the city lmao
And the dad who doesnt want the daughter to ride because of what happened to her mother
ha ha
That horse is just giving off peak “yep, this is my human, she’s weird but she’s *my* weird” energy 😂
XD so true.
And it fits the movie tropes. They always use the calmest, best trained geldings to be the "wild stallion"
@@tinyspyro8163 True, but it would be too dangerous if they used actual unbroken horses
@@jessicajennings9148 my point is that the horse in each movie is supposed to be so "wild" and "free" and Im like why? xD calmer horses are much better and can be much more interesting and endearing.
@@tinyspyro8163 Fair point. It’s like, if that wild horse was a person, people wouldn’t be thinking “Oh, they’re a free spirit.” They’d be thinking “They’re a jerk who’s trying to be a rebellious snowflake.”
@@jessicajennings9148 haha so true 😂
Or the horse is maybe in pain and need surgery O.O
Can we appreciate how good her horse was for this whole thing?
exactly!
I know! I've never even had a horse but I could tell when I looked at them, I was like "what a good boy/girl!"
Theodore: The real star of the movie!
The horse is probably thinking the entire time “humans are so weird”
Well the horse tends to be the best actor in horse movies, so this checks out.
"Hello vet, I need euthanasia"
How is this better than any horse movie I've seen 😭🤣
😅😅😂😂
Who euthanasia's a horse? Over here most just use a bullet.
“Sorry son, only a human doc can do that fer ya…”
@@FroggoForLife0325 No it's not. Horses don't feel a thing and is dead in less than a split second. Euthanasia takes 60 - 90 seconds to fully work. It's like and overdose of drugs. Plus if you have $800+ to have a vet come out be my guest. Also witch is more cruel? Standing around waiting for a vet, which could take ages to get there, or having the horse put down quickly? And then there is the fact of not having vets in every town.
Next thing you'll be telling me that butchering the dead horse for dog food instead of leaving it to go to wast rotting on the ground attracting scavengers is also cruel. Can't did holes is rock hard country.
But then again people from the city or whatever like to live in there security boxes and have know idea how tough it is out in the real world. You make me laugh, you really do.
@@FroggoForLife0325 Tell that to the Rural people who live far enough out, that the vet is hours and even days away. Its those people who care enough for the animals to NOT want to see them in pain any longer.Until you've been in that situation personally, you have no room to talk or judge.
The only thing’s missing were hating then falling in love either the misunderstood farm helper kid, and the horse winnying/ squealing/ nickering at every opportunity 😊
And the guardian freaking out and demanding the girl get off the horse because "it's dangerous!"
😂😂 Yes the horse whinny noise when the horse is just standing
ha ha :)
And also the money not being enough because veronica was going to pay 5k
And it’s usually stallion noises regardless of gender or situation lol
Black Beauty 1994 and Spirit are the best horse movies because they explore a unique new point of view. The life of a horse from a HORSES perspective. And they're both different. One takes a perspective on the trust and betrayel of a 'domestic' horses life. The other takes the perspective of a wild horse who is captured and refuses to be broken, while willing to fight everything and everyone to go home and just be free.
Every other horse movie I've watched so far has been the typical "horse can't be tamed by anyone but the daughter I never speak to that grew up in the city is coming to the farm and OH BOY WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! ❤️💅A HORSE WHISPERER!!!!✨️ OH DARN I GUESS WE WONT HAVE TO GET RID OF THIS WILD HORSE AFTER ALLL!!
omg Yesss! the original Spirit was a masterpiece, but sPiRiT uNtaMeD is just a quick cash grab, and guess what? Spirit was tamed in that one -_-
@@LinktheHylianChampion117 it wasint at end also was released back to wild with his herd but yeah spirit untamed was like parody of masterpice ;(
also horse games do same random girl has amazing bond with horse from just meet and can gallop fully a cross fields and jump like pro that's why need someone to change this perspective about horses because now they a like bicycle just jump on u will be fine xD
Another pretty good one is "War Horse" in my opinion. But true, most horse movies are like that, not realistic at all. Xd
Totally agree! The old Black Beauty is so good! Same with Spirit. The new black beauty is not good. I will say that the first Flicka with Tim McGraw and Alison Lohman is super good too! the other ones arent tho
This cracked me up. The "Wild, unbreakable stallion" turned out to be a relatively tiny horse who didn't really care about some weird "city girl" climbing on his back. That horse deserves an Oscar more than Will Smith. 🤣
he was just vibing.
Smith is a clown after that hit. Completely made on script
Yeah
"I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU!!!" Horse: Stands quietly chewing hay.
"A barrel race? Here? Tomorrow? And with the exact amount of money I need to buy the stallion?" I'm ded now.
I have seen a few movies just like this. The only things missing are the nasty barn girls and the love interest that seems to be only a lowly farm hand but turns out to be the son of a rich land owner (he was just slumming).
This was great!
I was reading "A barrel race? Here? Tomorrow?" Literally at the same time as the video got to it.
“ItS tImE tO gIvE uP tHaT hOrSe uNcle hArry it’s clEarlY unTraInAblE” “No hE jUsT neEds TiMe” “We nEeD a rEaL hOrSe wHisPeRer”
*random girl magically fixes*
Producers:
“Perfect not like anyone’s done this before”
FOR REAL THO!
😆
And it’s always a city girl who has never ridden in her life
@@changbinsmuscles8 I found it difficult to watch the newer black beauty when she just got on and started galloping along the beach bareback.
And when she get on a *wild* horse BEARBACK with a halter/head collar (whatever u choose to call it) and she doesn’t end up hurt! Let’s remind ourselves she hasn’t even touched a horses😂😭
The most touching story ever told. My heart has been warmed. Thank goodness the barrel race prize money was the exact right amount!
It was clearly meant to be 🙌🏻
😂😂
so funny
Right down to the cents. 😂
Imagine if it was one cent less.
let's not forget the subcategory of horse movie where a farm is going bankrupt because the main caretaker tragically died suddenly and now the daughter needs to train this horse and win the big race to save the farm.
Ostwind - the mix of ''horse girl who tamed a wild horse'' and a ''THE FARM IS GONNA BANKRUPT UNLESS WE WIN A RACE''
Lol it’s always a Stallion!
The only thing missing is the sound of inappropriate neighing
Great video as always, thanks Marina
The neighing! How could I have forgotten! 🤦🏼♀️😂🙈
Yes, the constant horse noises every two seconds 😂 Idk why they do that. It's the same whenever rats appear in a film, they ALWAYS squeal, constantly.
Yeah, lets see her ride a chestnut mare! THEN we will know she is truly a horse whisperer
yep, always
The endless neighing or snorting drives me crazy 🤣 like you don't need the horse to be making that much noise to prove there's a horse on the screen
at least she put on a helmet, unlike actually movies
but why can’t we have a movie that’s about an actual equestrian :’)
About that, theres this Dreamworks movie (yes really) called "spirit" i think is kinda what you're looking for
@@vivianaxd1730 spirit is literally about a wild horse getting caught by humans and hi s spirit being unbreakable, being freed by native american dude, learning to trust humans, getting deported to a train building thing, getting brought to almost die and then running free leading his old herd
or black beauty
The prize money being *exactly* what she needed to get the horse... 💀
Love Theodors look when she goes "Eeeaaasyy!" on him😅 like "Wtf how much more easy you want me to be? I'm not dead yet!"
I'm not Barral racing yet, I'm having some grass!❤
Theodore was born to be a moviestar 🤩
You two were meant for each other and the big screen!
I have not seen many horse movies, yet I feel like I have seen this exact movie before...
It feels like it really represents the "genre".
Also, the "the prize money of the competition is the exact amount needed" thing is accurate for literally any movie featuring an underdog having to win money for a noble cause.
"He's destined to be Veronica's show horse" had me dying! 🤣🤣🤣
I love how relaxed the horse looked, like “man I’m just happy with my grass”
It’s just like this! But, no helmet cause the person is the “Horse Whisperer” 😂💀
True. They just get on, despite not having ridden before or having very little experience, and gallop away on a wild horse without a helmet. But they're perfectly safe because they have that special connection
@@jayATUK not to mention the horse is always like laying down and neighing and the person is like “I can’t ride” and then gallops into the sunset
@@katherinemb5 Haha exactly 😂 And they just get on and sit perfectly balanced. They're just so talented. Only common people need to learn how to ride first
@@jayATUK EXACTLYYYYY
This had me laughing so hard!! The fact thats exactly how every horse movie is. 😂
Yup! Everyone always thinks I like watching horse movies 😂 and this is why I don’t 😅😂
Hahaha btw love your videos been watching them for a long time ♡ absolutely perfection
This is too true! I was laughing through the entire thing but when she started screaming at the horse then it walked up to her I lost it!!!!!!!!! So accurate😂😂😂😂😂😂
Britta nailed her role! It was too real 😂
Absolutely. Also the title was perfect. The entire video was so hilarious 😂 And I love all your videos. I hope you are feeling better after the accident
So spot on, lol! The thing I love about The Black Stallion, Black Beauty (1994), Seabiscuit (ft Tobey McGuire), & Spirit; Stallion of Cimarron is that their plots are a little different from most movies nowadays & the main riders are dudes (not that I'm being sexist but I do like a good mix of both parties, not just 1, lol) and half of them actually knew how to ride &/or had more time with their horses before they had the pressure to let them go.... & they gave out so many good morals! 💗
@RandomHorseNose Yea, na me too, lol. I also don't really like Free Rein b/c I find it quite cringey & the main character is a bit self-centered imo. I watched 1 season of it & that's it. I still love Heartland though, just gotta get myself caught up with it, I'm a little behind... XD
War Horse is a good one too!
@@weloveTM123 yasss that one too!
@@weloveTM123 Ruffian's movie was good yet very sad, still had a better plot than most horse movies today.
Agreed. Black Bueaty is the best one. Im Not gonna lie, I cry (everytime) when BB see's ginger dead on the wagon. along will all the abuse he went through.
“i knew we were made for each other” 😌
Lmao free rein
Literally every horse movie ever! This pretty much sums up what society thinks riding is like 😂
You just get on and the horse does all the work right? 😅
“It’s a sign…the exact amount I need for the stallion!” 😂😂😂 this is great!
You missed the part where the ranch home relies entirely on this child winning meaning her, her family and the animals all relying on this one competition. Highest stakes ever.
(Your communication with your horse though is 10/10 and such a lovely appy putting up with your shenanigans)
How she all of a sudden spawns a bridle in her hand
😂😂😂 yup!
This is so on point!! 🤣 So many horse movies are so similar with the plot at times, that what will happen in them is pretty predictable. I remember watching a horse movie I had never seen before and correctly guessed the overall plot of what would happen. 🤣
It’s like, “troubled city girl moves from city to the country to live with family members she has never heard of. She starts off absolutely hating it until she meets the boy who works at the stable and an “untrainable” horse. She then trains said horse by talking to it about life, and then they ride “off into the sunset”. 😂🤣
I love how the money is the exact amount she needs 😂
Ah yis, the city girl who’s never had a relationship with an animal and has major lazy pouty b*tch vibes knows more about animals than the people who’ve been caring for them their whole lives 👍 nailed it!
the best part of these is the horse is "crazy and wild" but it litteraly standing with lip drooped and relaxed eyes haha
Can we get a round of applause for Theodore!!! What a talented actor!!! 👏👏👏👏👏
The troubled kid- the kindly uncle- the um uncontrollable um stallion- the mean toking bean counter lol lol freaking hilarious thanks y'all
Honestly one of my favorite horse movies that Doesn’t adhere to this (it sort of does (not really) but in a much more pleasing way) is called Hände Weck von Mississippi (Hands away from Mississippi) it’s a German movie and its so good, tons of little gags and finally a horse that isn’t grey or black, tho I wanna see a paint one day cuz they’re so pretty
The plot is about this kid who’s in their grandmas village/town area and there’s this horse who’s I think like, the mayors(not sure, just an important guy basically) horse who just passed away and the son inherits the horse but tries to give it to a slaughter house, but the kid and their grandma get the horse from the guy (slaughter house guy) and they essentially stole said horse, basically, it’s just a film about tricking this asshole into getting that horse and it’s so funny and in general just sweet, highly recommend if you know German
The horse in Moondance Alexander was a paint.
"Hello vet, I need euthanasia" had me dying
I love the "I've never ridden a horse before" Then rides bare back perfectly 😆
Because that's what riding is 'actually like' isnt it?
And they randomly spawn a bridle on the horse
SPOT ON, especially how the horse is the best actor in the whole thing.
"ill be darned" -every 'horse whisperers" uncle ever
This was a beautiful story. Emotional, heart warming, sensitive, and down to earth. Inspires every viewer to go find their magic pony and ride into the sunset. 😉
Lol and the girl was just randomly sitting in the next stall listening to Uncle Harry’s conversation. 😂😂 Great job, super funny!
Inspirational. Tears in my eyes. Grammy award winner right there. THE EMOTION. SUSPENSE! How did she do it?
Getting Flicka 2 vibes. I love the first movie because the girl actually grew up around horses and knew how to handle them, but she still got hurt. That’s realistic. The first movie was gold.
It isn''t fair how funny and accurate this is!
“Give her time haaarry”
“She’ll come around”
in a VERY heavy English accent
This is so accurate though😂😂
Mr. George was definitely the best character
I love this.
Not only does it show how ridiculous these movies make horse-human friendships look, but it's it always shows that the people watching these movies want the "magical world of the beautiful countryside" without actually taking the entire picture into account.
It's all fun until your neighbor's cow is literally blocking your door because he can't be bothered to fix up his fence after the seventh time his herd got loose.
This was playing in the background while I was cooking and I genuinely thought it was a horse movie. Because this is literally what every horse movie is like. And I looked at it and realized it was a joke so this was so spot on
This reminds me of the movie "Ice Princess" which came out when I was training for skating for hours every day. It's about a girl who's so good at physics that she taught herself to do triple jumps in like a day 🙄 I hated it
This was amazing “you sure had us proud a real horse whisperer” had me laughing !!!😂😂😂
What makes it funnier is fact the horse was being completely fine during the whole tame she was complaining to it
That lil' paloosa deserves an award. Amazing actor. 😄
what a cute horse, i loved the difference between the skit about the "wild, unruly stallion" compared to the completely calm horse actor
Don’t forget that she won the barrel racing contest with a second to spare 😂😂
bareback with a halter lol. I was sad we didn't get to see the barrel racing action :P
@@delightdelirium1 lol
Your horse is truly a sweetheart, lol, they seem to either know you're just filming, or so confused they just roll with it asdfgh.
When the horse knew to step over to the mounting block I was laughing so hard 🤣 too accurate.
This is every show but you forgot the, the horse being calm except for when the camera is focused on it.
Britta's part where she said "we have a lot more in common than you think"
And when she's trying to halter the horse and Theodore just sits there like "wut ?"
That was hilarious
That horse’s facial expressions were absolutely perfect
Absolutely brilliant in every way. Now we need a “horse movie vs. reality” video showing how the stallion would actually react to a stranger approaching and trying to ride him. 🤣😎
You missed the part where she releases the horse back into the wild
haha great video. this is so true! but you forgot the nasty old man that wants to buy the ranch and then the main character has to win competitions to have enough money for the old man to not buy the ranch anymore. i swear that always happens lol
2:31 the look on the horses face is so funny, he's like 'wtf is she going on about' XD
I love how in each one of these movie parodies, the horses look so absolutely done
you forgot the part where one of the kids parents always dies (typically the mom) then they have to live on a farm and that's how they find the horse that is magically connected with them.
This is so unbelievably accurate 🤣
Ok. This is too on point. I’m actually surprised, one of the most accurate of these types of videos!
🤣🤣🤣 You just need the dramatic music... building up to truly epic with the first ride! Had me laughing at the cost too. I was all serious for a second "Wow only cost him $3,792"!
One problem
They never wear helmets when they go galloping off on the mustang
🤣🤣🤣
Seriously tho
This was so awesome
'the exact amount of money i need for the stallion!'
plot twist: DOESNT INCLUDE TAX
I think Theodore has a real future in acting. What a champ!
Wow, the horse was literally like “What are you doing? Stop yelling, i’m not doing anything” and then like “Treats? 🥺”
This is so true! This is about every horse movie plot line ever! You did amazing!
Haha it’s to true! Loved the fun parody, was really fun.
Theodore is so beautiful and precious, he is our horsy star!
Ah, early 2000’s horse movies, encouraging little girls everywhere to interact in the most dangerous way possible with horses because they’re convinced that they’ll have a psychic connection.
Love how that horse gives zero shits about what's happening
I lol’d when the horse was suddenly right behind her. Great job
I need the sequel 🤣❤
“Idk, I’ve never ridden a horse before”
Proceeds to get on bareback and bridle less and starts trotting around with a perfect seat
Brought tears to my eyes. A true never before seen horse movie masterpiece! Encore! Encore!
Some parts made me cringe so badly bc it’s so true😂
Oh good! 😂😅
You nailed it !!! Great acting 🎭 super funny 😂
Great insight 🤔
Super entertaining 🤗 love your videos ❤
i love it XD especially the point where it goes "trust me ok?" and the horse just munches on gras, not paying attention xD
That horse had no idea what you were talking about 😂
Very accurate, every horse movie includes an inexperienced rider who breaks in a wild mustang with no troubles😂 I loved this!!
We need someone to make a realistic parody
''Hey horse i never rode before?? are you sure??''
*bucks her off and she ends up with a broken leg* ''welp''
@@plexyglass_ Yes honestly!!! 😂
the horse is like “im done”
Lol I love how the horse is just standing there while she's screaming! 😂
i just wanted to note that your horse is damn chill xD
It's funny because it's so accurate. Although what would make it even more accurate is adding a million horse sound effects because those movies love putting horse neighs and nickers when the horse is pretty much asleep XD
😂😂😂😂😂 So spot on! Great job you two! Theodore was very good too.
THIS CAN"T BE MORE ACCURATE
the side braid 💀
but also heartland slaps 😂
Plot of every horse movie starter pack:
-Spoiled city girl forced to move out into the country
-"Untrainable" horse
-Mother was a horse whisperer
-Mother is DEAD
-Male crush farmhand who teaches spoiled girl to ride
-Girl relates to horse???
a slight resemblance to the new black beauty... I love it! you all are so funny!
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@@GypsyEquestrian 🤣🤣
I love how the horse nudges you to get on lol but, new season of Heartland looks good 😂
Damn, you're a really good actor
Why thank you 🙏🏻
This is so true, then when all the non horse people are like “So is this how you train your horses you do this, that’s easy anyone could do that”😒😒😒
Ugh yes
Literally every horse movie will have a dying or will die horse, a lot of drama, that one person or more who is bratty, one person or more who doesn’t want the main character to ride, a riding contest, and the main character has riding potential immediately without training.
You forgot the part where they go from never having seen a horse in real life to magically being at top competition level skills in a week. Because of course it's just easy, you just sit there...right?
😂 yeah pretty much... I think the message is " horses cost alot of money and if you aren't prepared, you'll go into debt" 😅
There’s a joke - how do you make a small fortune from horses? Start with a large fortune…
This is hilarious!! Everyone who knows you ride thinks you love all horse movies but none of us can stomach them. This was great!
There are only a small handful of horse movies I can actually handle. The rest I'm an absolute misery to watch with because I just groan through the whole thing. XD
The ones I actually like are The Black Stallion movies (not the one Disney made), Seabiscut, Hidalgo and National Velvet. They all have pretty much the same common theme but at least the horsemanship was more or less authentic and the films had good quality cinematography and acting. It’s the B movie ones I can’t stand with their dramatic falling off for no reason and all around unrealistic horsemanship and dumb cliches.
Yes!! National Velvet and The Black Stallion. Those are worthy.