Watch twisting the dragons tail both episodes. Seems that George h bushes father got control of the mine tailings and sent train loads out to sell to the united states. Seems that Hitler invaded to take control of the mine tailings. So bushes father may have been responsible for kicking off WWII.
In 10th grade world history my teacher tried getting us to play a war game, we all got a country to be and resources to spend. I realized that my country was land locked so while everyone had an even spread of armies and navies I had twice as many armies as anyone despite having lower resources. No one else really got into it so we never finished but I was primed to conquer the world.
@@rogue3095 the 'germans' in our game were pretty powerful, but the British team were pretty uninterested so I was working on an alliance with Britain to let them lead the charge so they'd be easier to take after
@@freakdustsk7397 It is true however due to practicality its very tedious to refer to a country's inhabitants in such a long way and thus people tend to just say "Czech"
I mean when I have played czech before in multiplayer nonhist it was very good because it has one of the best balkins economy’s and you (depending on the rules for that server) can form Austria Hungary pretty early
@@ExploderIlu I havent played it but heard of this trick where if you push west as the czechs you get more land making it easier for yourselves Maybe i have the wrong game in mind
Just throw some important people out the window. First time Czechs did this, Europe was burning for 30 years straight. Google first Prague defenestration.
Greece’s industry IS pretty op. I can usually hold against Italy players. I played 5 Greece multiplayer games in total. Once I got jumped by both the allies and axis before I could finish building up my army, once I got jumped by Bulgaria turkey and Italy 2 years too early, but when I am in a semihistorical lobby when I have more time, I can hold. You get really good mountain buffs and with your insane industry you can build bunkers and AA everywhere and hold. Once I managed to hold so long that Germany finally had to nuke me to get trough and once the axis had to concentrate all their air and tanks on me to get me, so Greece IS pretty good…
At that date, Czechoslovakia was an industrial superpower of europe, it kinda makes sense, though abandoned from all it's allies and as none of the agreements were followed the only option was to surrender or resist. Resistance would tag Czechoslovakia as the agressors and so there was no option. To this day you can see lines of bunkers on the borders of Czech that are slowly consumed by the nature it self.
Having seen the video and having this reappear in my feed a year later, I’d say that Czechoslovakia isn’t so much “overpowered” as it is in a position to cause incredible problems.
If Czechoslovakia didn't loose it's border zone right before the war, we would have kicked the germans as* there were so much bunker's and our military was considered one of the best at the time.
Wouldn’t have worked out would’ve been alone fighting the Germans who had insiders in Sudetenland who were already blowing up radio towers police stations and barracks. Probably would’ve lasted longer then Poland but air superiority isn’t something you win against. It’s almost like Germany intended to launch an invasion of Czechoslovakia if they gave up or not. But when it came to the rearmament on the French border the Germans actually had orders to retreat if the French showed up or engaged the Germans. It was not the case for Czechoslovakia they planned full well and knew they could invade.
So in 5th grade History my teacher ran a 2 year long project 4th-5th, (she taught both grades just different classes), and basically in short we choose a country, and every day we had to use resources to build tanks, aircraft, small arms, and anti air vehicles. I was given… south korea. now being the amazing strategist i am, I immediately took over the Philippines on day 6, making one of my classmates really really mad. From there I went full navy, forming a non aggression pact with China and North Korea, and took over the entire Pacific ocean by the 325th day (we ran it over summer.) By then I was the kid who had the most naval power, and it allowed me to turn on China, take them, and then force North Korea to join me and become integrated into my territories under the compromise that they were self governing, built their own military, but I told them what to do. Having essentially 2 militaries in my hands I challenged Germany. I lost Russia to them but gained like 7 different countries in europe and they surrendered, meaning I now had all of Asia, Europe, and Oceania. Brazil came soon after and after that was America. America had control of Canada, Greenland, and Mexico, but never expanded past there, meaning he was prepped for war. And he didnt go down easy. On day 523 I threw my FULL WEIGHT At the USA. I took Greenland after a 20 day siege and took Mexico after another 100 days, and all was looking well but then he occupied my homeland I was forced to stop on the mexican american border and quell his attacks before finally capturing washington dc and forcing him to surrender. in the span of 730 days, I conquered the world… except for africa. thats when my teacher left for a better job. we tried to keep it going with me in charge of the rules and stuff but by the end of it it was just a huge mess of arguing and we all just said that I won the game against Angola and Ethiopia, the only two nations left.
There was a similar thing in an old PC game called Cossacks, the multiplayer lobbies would not allow you to play as an orange player (your units/buildings would be marked in orange on the map) and years later I still have no idea why but people would refuse to mark themselves as ready until you changed it or they would just leave the lobby if someone wanted to play as orange.
Because he put all his skill points into drip instead of morals and actual intelligence. No, Hitler, you cannot have a navy only composed of U-boats and scrap all your surface fleet. That’s the “Jeune École” on steroids and I know you already invaded France but even they saw that this school of thought was not going to work.
I would question the word "curb stomped". It was instead sold out by the British and French in an attempt to appease Hitler. One of the most embarasing moments of British history.
@@TVmantitan779 France and Great Britain were weakened by the WW1, that's why they didn't push into Germany, both countries were weak and underpowered. Czechoslovakia was strong, with strong industry, strong army, and bunkers everywhere on the Czech - German border, which were perfectly kept, and modernized up to scratch. Czechoslovakia was a power to be reckoned with, that's why Hitler pussied out, and started the talks with Britain and France, both went for the fake hope of stopping the war from happening
@@davidcholdin3845 as czech you need to have yugoslavia which Will help you hold Austrian borders, And romania to hold off germany on your own soil. Its doable but It breaks the game by giving more time for soviets And USA.
There's a rumors about it where either a Czechoslovakian leader or amongst the army has a reincarnated from a medieval time in Bohemia, named legendary Henry the Cuman and Bandit slayer. This is why Czechoslovakia is OP no leader can defeated a small country like that.
It's not a surprise, Czechoslovakia had one of the best armies in the continent as well as a heavily fortified easy to defend territory They just needed a single friend to help push since they were technically encircled and surviving forever won't win any wars, it doesn't matter who that friend is it could be the Soviets, it could be the French, it could even be the Italians Although to be fair with friends like the UK, who needs enemies
I'm half Slovak and can tell you for a fact Czechs and Slovaks are a completely different culture. Not to mention Blitzkrieg negates fortifications.... Sounds great "Czechoslovakia is so powerful"... truth is had their been a war it wouldn't have lasted long. Longer than Poland sure.... defeating a fresh Germany... I don't think so.
I remember we used to play history games in history, my teacher came up with a way for everyone to play, he would pull out a board game of risk and gave us each the same amount of troops (he would have two sets so we can gain troops and not run out)for every country gained we get 4 troops a turn, and being a class of 20 kids, we had extra countries. This led to the history teacher to play as all the other countries, I remember I always go for Australia to start as no one can attack if I send my troops to a certain point. It’s a fun game, I still play it with my nephews and nieces to teach them about history by giving them a fact about a country they captured. Of course they always win but it was fun nonetheless. I recommend playing it as a family game. Suitable for around 10 to 30 players at best (if you have more then one set of risk to supply troops)
I was going to presume it was the Global Defense Council, the Anarchist route for Spain which results in you being able to core the entire planet, meaning that if you annex anyone you'll be able to core their entire country and quickly become unstoppable.
I played as the Czechs in a single player game and it was the wildest experience, I spent all my time building the forts along Germany and a massive Air Force and created the Entente in the focus tree, Germany never took a single inch of territory so I was waiting for the Ally’s to come through and push but Poland did their focus of demanding some of my territory while at war with the Germans so I ended up at war with the allies and axis so my only friend was the Soviet Union😭😭 my defense was so high that no one could ever break through but I’m not skilled enough to take the offensive so it was a never ending stalemate
In HS we had such a game for WWI. Only difference was no alliances. I was Russia and the German/Austrian player was pretty competent. I had a year to recreate the entire set of entangling alliances and force WWI again.
I thought it would be China, because China is banned in most multiplayer games because of how it easily breaks the game and if someone has control of China they will completely curb stomp anyone playing Japan given that Japan player isn’t EXTREMELY good at the game.
"Give us the Sudetenland please." "Ne." "WE'LL BEAT YOU UP." "Have fun against the second best fort system in Europe behind the Maginot." "... how do we go arou-" "You don't."
Czechoslovakia was actually the 7th strongest country at the time, our allies just abounded us. Chamberlain was advertising his "apeacment" policy and threatened everyone who wanted to help us (including France btw) that if they do so, he would cut relations with them. 3 months later we were fully occupied
Jo, hlavně že doslova řekl že jsme ,,zmyzeli z existence", je docela smutný že země, s dvouma nejlepšíma hokejistama, známejma značkama atd... Je přehlídnutá a všichni mimo Evropu si myslí že co jsme se odtrhli od Slováků prostě nejsme.
@@marty772 Jop, v Druhý světový jsme byli jedni s nejsilnějších, se silnou ekonomikou, armádou, a bunkry který byly vždycky moderní a vyšperkovaný na hranicích s Německem, navíc naše tanky byly v té době nejlepší na světě, proto se Hitlerovi tak dařilo, poslal tam naše LT vz.35 a LT vz. 38, který přejmenoval na Panzekampfwagen 38(t) (t=Tschechien=Český) a 35(t)
@@marty772 Hitler byl z nás posranej, proto jednal s Brity a Francouzy a Italy o Mnichovské dohodě tzv. O nás bez nás Mohli jsme klidně nesouhladit a postavit se panu poloknírkovi, ale Edvard Beneš musel být připosranej z války a podepsal odstoupení z funkce prezidenta, kdy po něm za protektorátu nastoupil Hácha
@@marty772 Německu bychom se mohli postavit, neměli bychom nejspíš vzdušnou převahu, ale měli jsme obrovskou terénní převahu, bunkry, lepší tanky a lidi byli odhodlaní bojovat, ale Edvard řekl ne, a že podepíše dekret, pokud se tomu tak říká, nejsem si jistý.
I was thinking Britain because I'm still salty about playing South Africa, trying to leave the Commonwealth, and then Britain just pressing the "enforce loyalty" button and breaking the entire focus path I already locked into with zero effort.
we did a simulation like this with a friend group. i was the small uninteresting czechoslovakia and while the other larger countries were fighting for better resources i went for the smaller nations and once the others wore themselves out over resources i used my army of hundreds of small nations and wiped them all.
th-cam.com/video/bdc38yhTzA0/w-d-xo.html Here is the Czechoslovakia run. sorry that I forgot to pin it.
Watch twisting the dragons tail both episodes. Seems that George h bushes father got control of the mine tailings and sent train loads out to sell to the united states. Seems that Hitler invaded to take control of the mine tailings. So bushes father may have been responsible for kicking off WWII.
Ok
Than me from Czechoslovakia
Yup we are too strong
Alright
As a czech myself, I can confirm, we’re extremly alcoh- powerful.
Yes
Yes
Yes
Ano
@@itako6593 ano
"And it's definitely not Greece"
You've singlehandedly offended a whole nation
But hes not wrong
Lmao you know what I'm saying
Im greek and I'm not offended.What he said is true
@@Sdude123. not until Turkish nationalist came up to here...
Or, should i summoned one?
It’s true tho
In 10th grade world history my teacher tried getting us to play a war game, we all got a country to be and resources to spend. I realized that my country was land locked so while everyone had an even spread of armies and navies I had twice as many armies as anyone despite having lower resources. No one else really got into it so we never finished but I was primed to conquer the world.
We did similar, my group ended up with the games equivalent to Germany. We won.
@@rogue3095 the 'germans' in our game were pretty powerful, but the British team were pretty uninterested so I was working on an alliance with Britain to let them lead the charge so they'd be easier to take after
@@richardchisenhall387 what was the game called?
@@bluebubbadog2080 honestly im not sure if it had a name, the teacher might have made it up
@@richardchisenhall387 do you remember how it worked? I'm just really curious
Historically Czechoslovakia was actually a military power, they were just abandoned by their allies
@@chaoryka And slovakians. Czech and slovakians.
@Random steel Yes but citizens were Czechs and Slovaks. Or Czechoslovaks but not just czechs.
@@freakdustsk7397 It is true however due to practicality its very tedious to refer to a country's inhabitants in such a long way and thus people tend to just say "Czech"
Yep, funnily enough Czechoslovakia was the only country hitler feared... It was complete democracy, with strong army and economy
They abandoned themselves by not resisting in 1938.
I love the part where he got his history wrong and didn't show us how to abuse Czechoslovakia in hoi4 multiplayer
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E I’m starting to see a trend here...
I mean when I have played czech before in multiplayer nonhist it was very good because it has one of the best balkins economy’s and you (depending on the rules for that server) can form Austria Hungary pretty early
Specifically the use of "curbstomped" and not "given away by the allies" really bugged me
@@therealgaben5527 Balkans? Bro u high? Czechoslovakia is by no means balkan
As a Czech, I am now honored
Československo jsem upřimně vubec nečekal že ani zmini, ale je to super že naš domov je sem tam zminěnej
You should have pushed west XD
*Is that how the trick works?*
@@azmanabdula guh
@@ExploderIlu
I havent played it but heard of this trick where if you push west as the czechs you get more land making it easier for yourselves
Maybe i have the wrong game in mind
@@ExploderIlu
Hail Gutalax!?
Anoose nanuk!
But breaking a game is half the fun sometimes, unless it’s with other players then it’s only fun for you.
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This man knows the truth
Idk if you can form alliances then it could just be everyone else against him then Switzerland takes over after the war
Well doing it once feels good after all those suffering at max difficulty, like we should just cheat sometimes
Nah, imagine the entire server quitting their war just to cooperate destroying you. That would be cool.
"Got curb stomped" is an interesting way of saying "Got sold out by the Allies as a sacrificial lamb."
Classic czech cope
Not really it did same with Poland@@mygames4503
@@mygames4503 Cope for sure, but you can't say we weren't
They also surrendered without a fight even though they had top tier military, shame on them too
@@nicolasfigueiredo6167 Technically, yes. But nowhere near large enough to do any serious damage do germans.
I like the part where he showed us just how easy it is to destroy Europe
It pinned comment
Just throw some important people out the window. First time Czechs did this, Europe was burning for 30 years straight.
Google first Prague defenestration.
The good old times
@@georgev8590 :) we also had only/first revolution without any shot fired
Ikr
imagine building many forts just to lose them on a treaty
Yup, about us without us
My favorite part is when he showed us how to use them
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@@stakuyi Dude thanks, but put it into description or pinned comment, otherwise nobody is going to bother finding your long form content.
I didn't know David Hayter is a HOI4 player
Now he just needs to play TNO
"It's definitely not Greec-"
*GREEK FIRE ACTIVATED*
Greece’s industry IS pretty op. I can usually hold against Italy players.
I played 5 Greece multiplayer games in total. Once I got jumped by both the allies and axis before I could finish building up my army, once I got jumped by Bulgaria turkey and Italy 2 years too early, but when I am in a semihistorical lobby when I have more time, I can hold. You get really good mountain buffs and with your insane industry you can build bunkers and AA everywhere and hold. Once I managed to hold so long that Germany finally had to nuke me to get trough and once the axis had to concentrate all their air and tanks on me to get me, so Greece IS pretty good…
Byzantium go brrr
Based chad Greece player vs virgin early attackers
"And it's definitely not Greece"
*Confused Greek noises*
*dont read my name*
"How about we don't just hand over half our territory to the Germans for free?"
"Oh shit now it's getting real"
In reality there were millions of ethnic Germans living there, there would be either insurgents or mass expulsions needed.
At that date, Czechoslovakia was an industrial superpower of europe, it kinda makes sense, though abandoned from all it's allies and as none of the agreements were followed the only option was to surrender or resist. Resistance would tag Czechoslovakia as the agressors and so there was no option. To this day you can see lines of bunkers on the borders of Czech that are slowly consumed by the nature it self.
Having seen the video and having this reappear in my feed a year later, I’d say that Czechoslovakia isn’t so much “overpowered” as it is in a position to cause incredible problems.
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And I approve your approval 😂
@@tomasnovy6075 and I approve of your approval’s approval
If Czechoslovakia didn't loose it's border zone right before the war, we would have kicked the germans as* there were so much bunker's and our military was considered one of the best at the time.
Our president was a coward tho
@@jozefhudec3028 true but our military wasn't
Wouldn’t have worked out would’ve been alone fighting the Germans who had insiders in Sudetenland who were already blowing up radio towers police stations and barracks. Probably would’ve lasted longer then Poland but air superiority isn’t something you win against. It’s almost like Germany intended to launch an invasion of Czechoslovakia if they gave up or not. But when it came to the rearmament on the French border the Germans actually had orders to retreat if the French showed up or engaged the Germans. It was not the case for Czechoslovakia they planned full well and knew they could invade.
@@jozefhudec3028 he knew that resisting would not be worth much, I personally do not blame him
@@rath4848 the president gave czechia over to germany for safe keeping
Czech(fights for land) + Poland(gives danzig) = RAGEQUIT from Germany (eith hid co-op's)
So in 5th grade History my teacher ran a 2 year long project 4th-5th, (she taught both grades just different classes), and basically in short we choose a country, and every day we had to use resources to build tanks, aircraft, small arms, and anti air vehicles.
I was given… south korea.
now being the amazing strategist i am, I immediately took over the Philippines on day 6, making one of my classmates really really mad. From there I went full navy, forming a non aggression pact with China and North Korea, and took over the entire Pacific ocean by the 325th day (we ran it over summer.)
By then I was the kid who had the most naval power, and it allowed me to turn on China, take them, and then force North Korea to join me and become integrated into my territories under the compromise that they were self governing, built their own military, but I told them what to do.
Having essentially 2 militaries in my hands I challenged Germany.
I lost Russia to them but gained like 7 different countries in europe and they surrendered, meaning I now had all of Asia, Europe, and Oceania.
Brazil came soon after and after that was America.
America had control of Canada, Greenland, and Mexico, but never expanded past there, meaning he was prepped for war. And he didnt go down easy.
On day 523 I threw my FULL WEIGHT At the USA. I took Greenland after a 20 day siege and took Mexico after another 100 days, and all was looking well
but then he occupied my homeland
I was forced to stop on the mexican american border and quell his attacks before finally capturing washington dc and forcing him to surrender.
in the span of 730 days, I conquered the world… except for africa.
thats when my teacher left for a better job.
we tried to keep it going with me in charge of the rules and stuff but by the end of it it was just a huge mess of arguing and we all just said that I won the game against Angola and Ethiopia, the only two nations left.
Ngl that sounds kinda interesting
@@camilomadrigal6762
it was
we had to deal with oil, revolts, ideology, etc
whot game is that ?
@@potato88872
we called it “World Conflict”
This was a class read tbf lol I enjoyed that
There was a similar thing in an old PC game called Cossacks, the multiplayer lobbies would not allow you to play as an orange player (your units/buildings would be marked in orange on the map) and years later I still have no idea why but people would refuse to mark themselves as ready until you changed it or they would just leave the lobby if someone wanted to play as orange.
I'm from Slovakia, I can confirm 40% up on propane prices are op asf ☠️☠️☠️
"Czechoslovakia, she is such a beast"-
Russian guy
Why is Uncle Adolf rocking that drip so well
Because he put all his skill points into drip instead of morals and actual intelligence.
No, Hitler, you cannot have a navy only composed of U-boats and scrap all your surface fleet. That’s the “Jeune École” on steroids and I know you already invaded France but even they saw that this school of thought was not going to work.
THIS is the first time I’ve hear someone even mention my country HOLY MOLY im so happy!
For the glory of my home country 🇨🇿
I had no clue this channel had hoi4 content and I’m happy to see it
bro just told me my nation ceased to exist
" no it's not the Soviet union"
Proceeds to have a stroke
I get this in my recommended, I go to your channel expecting czech hoi4 gameplay, and instead get more shorts
Why man whyyyyyyy
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@@stakuyi2 years later TH-cam brought me back here. Been a regular viewer since lol.
Being Czech this makes me VERY happy :)))
však ale ten kokot povedal že ne existujeme
This was before 90 years.
But now your are a joke
"It's definitely not greece " as some1 who's from Greece I can confirm it
Thank you from Prague 🤩🇨🇿
Hello from Olomouc and Český Těšín, Cheers🍻
I would question the word "curb stomped". It was instead sold out by the British and French in an attempt to appease Hitler.
One of the most embarasing moments of British history.
And then the french got "curb stomped" with the Czech weapons that they gave the Germans.
Yep and the Phony war could have lead to the fall of Hitler if the French and British did something many call attack
@@TVmantitan779 not that easy
@@TVmantitan779 France and Great Britain were weakened by the WW1, that's why they didn't push into Germany, both countries were weak and underpowered. Czechoslovakia was strong, with strong industry, strong army, and bunkers everywhere on the Czech - German border, which were perfectly kept, and modernized up to scratch. Czechoslovakia was a power to be reckoned with, that's why Hitler pussied out, and started the talks with Britain and France, both went for the fake hope of stopping the war from happening
Well, we'll never try appeasement again, eh? Right, guys?
They still are. Waiting plotting for the right moment to strike
Czech is allowed in MP games, there’s always a Czech player.
Yeah but they always have to become slovakia
@@barrymaker Ya which just shows further how little this guy knows about hoi4 because Czech always looses.
@@davidcholdin3845 as czech you need to have yugoslavia which Will help you hold Austrian borders, And romania to hold off germany on your own soil. Its doable but It breaks the game by giving more time for soviets And USA.
Germany: Your Joking... Right?
"and definitely not Greece" "cries in Greek while eating souvlaki"
There's a rumors about it where either a Czechoslovakian leader or amongst the army has a reincarnated from a medieval time in Bohemia, named legendary Henry the Cuman and Bandit slayer.
This is why Czechoslovakia is OP no leader can defeated a small country like that.
Henry comes to see us
Ah yes "curbstomped" I think you mean "given away to Germany by the allies without Czechoslovakia even knowing"
A simple mistake really
@keikihaniyasushin8574It's hilarious that you even dare to quote that british coward lmao. He's the sole fucker responsible for first half of WW2.
as a Czech person, I see this as an absolute win
That's where my great grandmother was born lol
As Czechoslovakian i can tell we had best tanks in late ww2
The Czech are an outstandingly motivated culture. Their almost unique dedication to excellence is a force to be reckoned with.
I am Czech :)
Drunk and high as fuck is not excellence.
@@molopolokohahakov8252 dedication in all things...
@@counterfan90 yes it is
@@counterfan90 Alcohol gives us strength😂
It's not a surprise, Czechoslovakia had one of the best armies in the continent as well as a heavily fortified easy to defend territory
They just needed a single friend to help push since they were technically encircled and surviving forever won't win any wars, it doesn't matter who that friend is it could be the Soviets, it could be the French, it could even be the Italians
Although to be fair with friends like the UK, who needs enemies
I'm half Slovak and can tell you for a fact Czechs and Slovaks are a completely different culture. Not to mention Blitzkrieg negates fortifications.... Sounds great "Czechoslovakia is so powerful"... truth is had their been a war it wouldn't have lasted long. Longer than Poland sure.... defeating a fresh Germany... I don't think so.
The Czechs in Team Yankee seem to be overpowered too! I know one is a tabletop game and ones a computer game but still. Funny coincidence.
Cheers from Czechia 😀🍻
Cheers brother. I am from Silesia (Slezsko) 🍻
I remember we used to play history games in history, my teacher came up with a way for everyone to play, he would pull out a board game of risk and gave us each the same amount of troops (he would have two sets so we can gain troops and not run out)for every country gained we get 4 troops a turn, and being a class of 20 kids, we had extra countries. This led to the history teacher to play as all the other countries, I remember I always go for Australia to start as no one can attack if I send my troops to a certain point. It’s a fun game, I still play it with my nephews and nieces to teach them about history by giving them a fact about a country they captured. Of course they always win but it was fun nonetheless. I recommend playing it as a family game. Suitable for around 10 to 30 players at best (if you have more then one set of risk to supply troops)
“Hoewee four” WHY DO YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT
No one would think that it could have been the soviets.
*im going to show you how easy it is" *video ends* thanks for reminding me why I hate TH-cam shorts and their creators so much
its in pinned comments
As someone who comes from a Czech/slovakian lineage (my mothet is czechoslovakian my father us just slovakian) this brings great joy to me
history hubby 🥰
I was going to presume it was the Global Defense Council, the Anarchist route for Spain which results in you being able to core the entire planet, meaning that if you annex anyone you'll be able to core their entire country and quickly become unstoppable.
Czechoslovakia wasn't curb stomped. It was forced to surrender by the western powers who refused to honor their alliance
Neither Britain or France had alliance with Czechoslovakia.
Czechoslovakia was so overpowered the devs of earth had to remove them from the game, splitting them into 2
Bruh you said "czeklo-slovakia"...
Bruh
send him to jesus
“We have spiffing Brit at home”
The spiffing Brit at home:
What mods he have? Pls
No mods that's base game with all DLC
I played as the Czechs in a single player game and it was the wildest experience, I spent all my time building the forts along Germany and a massive Air Force and created the Entente in the focus tree, Germany never took a single inch of territory so I was waiting for the Ally’s to come through and push but Poland did their focus of demanding some of my territory while at war with the Germans so I ended up at war with the allies and axis so my only friend was the Soviet Union😭😭 my defense was so high that no one could ever break through but I’m not skilled enough to take the offensive so it was a never ending stalemate
I unified austro Hungary as Czechoslovakia and absolutely destroyed the Germans with the basic military divisions
didnt know you where a hoi 4 player thats something new for me today
As a Czech, this used to upset me so much during multiplayer, getting banned for wanting to play as my country
Anyone with the patient to sit through a USA game is a saint
The answer is usually Czechs, Ethiopia, or Malaysia. Very fun to break multiplayer games with them.
The fact that my favourite History TH-camr plays HOI4 feels so right
bro just called us all out on having no friends, and nobody noticed
In HS we had such a game for WWI. Only difference was no alliances. I was Russia and the German/Austrian player was pretty competent. I had a year to recreate the entire set of entangling alliances and force WWI again.
I thought it would be China, because China is banned in most multiplayer games because of how it easily breaks the game and if someone has control of China they will completely curb stomp anyone playing Japan given that Japan player isn’t EXTREMELY good at the game.
As a czech myself i can confirm that we have a leade in Intestin cancer.
As a person from Slovakia, Knowing my country, I am not surprised..
The spiffing Burt would be proud
As a Czech I confirm, we are menaces at destroying all beers of Europe
atleast its not gandi becoming so peaceful he's launching nukes
"Give us the Sudetenland please."
"Ne."
"WE'LL BEAT YOU UP."
"Have fun against the second best fort system in Europe behind the Maginot."
"... how do we go arou-"
"You don't."
Czechoslovakia was actually the 7th strongest country at the time, our allies just abounded us. Chamberlain was advertising his "apeacment" policy and threatened everyone who wanted to help us (including France btw) that if they do so, he would cut relations with them. 3 months later we were fully occupied
Just one thing we split apart many decades ago
fun fact by going communist as Poland and joining the Soviets you essentially ruin any germany players game
As a Czech I feel proud that we r able to dominate … at least in game 😂😂😂
Jo, hlavně že doslova řekl že jsme ,,zmyzeli z existence", je docela smutný že země, s dvouma nejlepšíma hokejistama, známejma značkama atd... Je přehlídnutá a všichni mimo Evropu si myslí že co jsme se odtrhli od Slováků prostě nejsme.
@@marty772 Jop, v Druhý světový jsme byli jedni s nejsilnějších, se silnou ekonomikou, armádou, a bunkry který byly vždycky moderní a vyšperkovaný na hranicích s Německem, navíc naše tanky byly v té době nejlepší na světě, proto se Hitlerovi tak dařilo, poslal tam naše LT vz.35 a LT vz. 38, který přejmenoval na Panzekampfwagen 38(t) (t=Tschechien=Český) a 35(t)
@@marty772 Hitler byl z nás posranej, proto jednal s Brity a Francouzy a Italy o Mnichovské dohodě tzv. O nás bez nás
Mohli jsme klidně nesouhladit a postavit se panu poloknírkovi, ale Edvard Beneš musel být připosranej z války a podepsal odstoupení z funkce prezidenta, kdy po něm za protektorátu nastoupil Hácha
@@marty772 Německu bychom se mohli postavit, neměli bychom nejspíš vzdušnou převahu, ale měli jsme obrovskou terénní převahu, bunkry, lepší tanky a lidi byli odhodlaní bojovat, ale Edvard řekl ne, a že podepíše dekret, pokud se tomu tak říká, nejsem si jistý.
Letss goooo
Powerfull czechoslovakia
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As a Czechoslovakian, I would love to see that.
I was thinking Britain because I'm still salty about playing South Africa, trying to leave the Commonwealth, and then Britain just pressing the "enforce loyalty" button and breaking the entire focus path I already locked into with zero effort.
A year later and its nice to know the nation my great grandparents are from are overpowered. Now i am interested in this game.
I realised as soon as he showed czechoslovakia that it was just be rejecting the sudetenland that you change the entirety of the course of the game
It's actually pretty common in miltiplayer to have a Czechoslovakia player switch to Slovakia and play as an Axis minor
Man czechoslovakia learned from the germans in the 30's-40'sp
"And it's definetly not Greece". Felt kinda personal man.
Fun fact: A sizeable amount of German tanks in the Battle For France were Czech
we did a simulation like this with a friend group. i was the small uninteresting czechoslovakia and while the other larger countries were fighting for better resources i went for the smaller nations and once the others wore themselves out over resources i used my army of hundreds of small nations and wiped them all.
Czechoslovakia is pretty accurate. They just take bad national focuses.
You just made a nation absolutely ecstatic
I know this is from a year ago but you don't know the power of Fortress Switzerland my man
I'm getting "decisive Ottoman victory" vibes.
No one’s gonna talk about how they’re being led by Kevin spacey
Turns out the sole reason they're so good is because they let you say "Czech-mate" when you win.
Sounds like they ate the recommended amount of food
for germany chzechoslovaia was just a grnerator for weapons and recources. it was like having one facrory do everything with around 14 milion workers