I… I love how authentic this sounded. I was half here, scrolling through whatever was on my feed, then I heard “You’ll be squirming. Squealing and kicking your feet like a little girl”. Way to snap me out of the TH-cam rabbithole
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Lyrics: The first time you step into your brand new, 2022 F-150, you'll be squirming, Squealing and kicking your feet like a little girl F-150 makes more people squirm every year than all the other pickups combined And right now at Ford Truck Month, we wear the sissy cage like a man The motortrend-awarded 2020 F-350 has everything you need to Haul as many bulls as possible to your loving wife Built for BBC tough At Ford Truck Month, we make cars that go vroom vroom We sell to w*men at a 50 percent markup She makes me poop *snarl* and I make her pee We preform under the table sex change surgeries for minors We stormed the capital because the 17th letter of the alphabet told us to I think you should buy a truck, I suppose We know you're here cause you too broke to own a Ram and Have a tiny penis and wanna overcompensate Here at Ford, we're not afraid to ask the tough questions like: "What if the child consents, though?" "Mommy, why is that man made out of chocolate?" and, "Why does my wee-wee get pointy whenever I play Animal Crossing 2?" Fat bitches fightin' over food... Wait this isn't google... This Ford Truck Month, for a limited time only, I'm gettin' by balls crushed by rocks I been evicted from my house, and my crazy ex-wife is threatening to sue me for alimony She took the fuckin' kids... Anyone who buys a truck will get free tickets to Little St. James Island I remember when I was a little boy, my father had an F-150 And whenever he'd lock me in the bed of his truck in a drunken rage, I couldn't help but notice the amount of storage space For all his tools and instruments of torture, Compared to the other leading brands Act now at Ford truck month Any purchase over 70,000 dollars will come with a free hook or meat tenderizer If any of you so-called 'country boys' don't find butt freckles to be fucking cute, Turn in your fuckin' Man-Card The Industrial Revolution and It's Con-
You know what it feels like to drive a ford truck? Well, How does it feel when you're in the huttin, and right as you pull the trigger to hit your target you realize, you're in your local daycare. That what it feels like to ride a ford truck.
Trucks are not bought by people who carry stuff on a regular basis, but really purchased by a short 4' 11" guy named Timothy who wants to feel tough and workery when in reality he lives in his mom's basement and has no use for his lifted F350 Ultra Giga Lariat Big Horn Ranch King Pro Max Lite pickup truck. Actual construction companies are seeking out older trucks nowadays because newer trucks have such short bed lengths.
My mom and i saw a truck and a van seperate of each other that both just looked abnormally long like the middle of the van and the bed of the truck just long as hell and several other trucks went by none of them were anywhere near as long
And soccer moms. 50 percent mark up is worth the extra "safety" of driving an extended cab pick-up which defeats the fucking purpose of a pick-up truck in the first place
This Ford truck month u can take home a truck built for tha sigmas who can run over a whole forest an all tha innocent squirrels inside the tires after sipping a fresh cold coors
All modern trucks “comes with built in imax theaters , iPads for your seat belts, great for bringing the kids to soccer games and going to the grocery store”… gone are the days of the work man’s truck. Just over priced shit for people who probably don’t need them. Just laugh.
95% of pickup truck owners have no need for one for this reason. Even commercial users would often be better off with a van. Offroaders an offroad vehicle. And normal people a normal car
@@the_retag Yeah that's true. I shake my head when I see a woman driving a huge diesel to get her nails done or whatever it is that women do. My 2000 Ranger has done more work in the last 23 years than pretty much anyone that owns a toyota truck. I've never seen a tundra with tools in the bed.
@@GeorgeJefferson-h7w I really wonder what is keeping people in the states to stick to cars they don't need. And what makes things like hatchbacks so unappealing. They are zippy, great in fuel economy, still pretty practical, easy to maneuver and park. The perfect car for when you just need to get from a to b and maybe pick up groceries.
@@the_retag funny thing is you guys actually have access to a European van. The RAM Promaster is just a rebadged Fiat Ducato. Sure it ain't pretty, but it's good for hauling about 1,5 tons metric/3300 pounds and can tow legally at least where im from 3,5 metric tons/7700 pounds. It also comes in different shapes and sizes. The box truck version comes in Short and low, medium and medium tall, tall and long, with all of these being available with each other i.e. long and low, short and medium tall As well as a flatbed version. Or just a cab and frame if you need to build something custom.
“We sell to women at a 50% mark-up” is the best one lmao
“The Industrial Revolution and it’s Co-“
Its the only good one. Everything else is just "hahaha bcuz redneck" jokes
Not really@@maybelive765
@@WiseArkAngel Correct
Audibly laughed at that one
The testosterone I released after listening to this made all the women in my area men
Lmao
i don’t think that’s how testosterone works
@@sylv512i dont think you know what youre talking about
Why would being a cuck give you more testosterone ?
@@ryukobestwaifu3319 You're*
The arctic monkeys playing in the back makes it so much better
honestly not sure if the bigger butt of the joke is ford or arctic monkeys
I like dat song doe
@@merucrypoison296 You're on every sharty video, and now here?
@@icrafterchips meds
@@sanicswaghog5278whats the problem with the song?
The fact he did it all in one take with a straight face makes it %100 better
straight face? you saw his face? when?
@@fulltimeslackerii8229 you can't laugh other wise it would affect the voice, even smiling would make a difference u can hear
How do you know it was one take? How do you know they weren't different takes spliced together? Do you know anything about voice editing and ADR?
@@mezmerizer0266 Calm your tiddies
When I'm a millionaire I'll have this on every TH-cam add
Still waiting
you on the millionaire grindset yet
ad*
DEWIT
finally the good type of millionaire
this was a genius idea
That ending had me rolling
NAH THATS WILD
Ted Kaczynski was right
Haha me too, I almost passed out from laughter
Feds got him
@@content_enjoyer4458You don't understand how cities work?
That animal crossing one felt too specific to just be an off gag.
That one isn't as uncommon as you think but maybe I'm projecting.
This ad got me absolutely SQUIRMIN my guy
This is what those civil engineers think about when adding just one more lane to the local 26-lane superhighway
I… I love how authentic this sounded. I was half here, scrolling through whatever was on my feed, then I heard “You’ll be squirming. Squealing and kicking your feet like a little girl”. Way to snap me out of the TH-cam rabbithole
Best part is when he said “mommy why is that man made of chocolate”
💀
*Happy cumbraps*
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"The Industrial revolution and its con-"
“We make cars that go vroom vroom” had me laughing XD
Lyrics:
The first time you step into your brand new, 2022 F-150, you'll be squirming,
Squealing and kicking your feet like a little girl
F-150 makes more people squirm every year than all the other pickups combined
And right now at Ford Truck Month, we wear the sissy cage like a man
The motortrend-awarded 2020 F-350 has everything you need to
Haul as many bulls as possible to your loving wife
Built for BBC tough
At Ford Truck Month, we make cars that go vroom vroom
We sell to w*men at a 50 percent markup
She makes me poop *snarl* and I make her pee
We preform under the table sex change surgeries for minors
We stormed the capital because the 17th letter of the alphabet told us to
I think you should buy a truck, I suppose
We know you're here cause you too broke to own a Ram and
Have a tiny penis and wanna overcompensate
Here at Ford, we're not afraid to ask the tough questions like:
"What if the child consents, though?"
"Mommy, why is that man made out of chocolate?"
and, "Why does my wee-wee get pointy whenever I play Animal Crossing 2?"
Fat bitches fightin' over food...
Wait this isn't google...
This Ford Truck Month, for a limited time only, I'm gettin' by balls crushed by rocks
I been evicted from my house, and my crazy ex-wife is threatening to sue me for alimony
She took the fuckin' kids...
Anyone who buys a truck will get free tickets to Little St. James Island
I remember when I was a little boy, my father had an F-150
And whenever he'd lock me in the bed of his truck in a drunken rage,
I couldn't help but notice the amount of storage space
For all his tools and instruments of torture,
Compared to the other leading brands
Act now at Ford truck month
Any purchase over 70,000 dollars will come with a free hook or meat tenderizer
If any of you so-called 'country boys' don't find butt freckles to be fucking cute,
Turn in your fuckin' Man-Card
The Industrial Revolution and It's Con-
Woman is censored XD
This is even better than the “It’s Chevy Twuck Month” meme.
“Well, when we get to sippin whisky and we get a little frisky, I climb upon him, ride him like an F-150.”
- Dixon Dallas
Truly the artist of all time.
100
The Unabomber Manifesto at the end is sending me
“Mommy why is that man made out of chocolate?”
This video makes me stim SO hard I’m literally squeeling and kicking my feet with glee
Autistic women and proud marked-up F1-50 owners be like
Cute!
Ew
_squeezes you with my arms_ eeeeeeeeeep! _starts pacing_ a _squeezes you again_ eep!!!
@@NeurodivergentSuperioritywhat the fuck
"We storm the capital because the 17th letter of the alphabet said so"
Squeeeeee!!!! *squirms and fidgets*
“She took the fuckin kids” literally had me crying
Was waiting for an entire reading of Ted K's manifesto. very disappointed
butt freckles are peak 2:50
Amen
I asked my wife if I could buy a Ford F-150, she told me to leave.
I was crying through the whole thing
You know what it feels like to drive a ford truck? Well, How does it feel when you're in the huttin, and right as you pull the trigger to hit your target you realize, you're in your local daycare. That what it feels like to ride a ford truck.
helps if the person pulling the trigger is a trans-rights activist
@@achangedman20dont buy the beer fox news tells you not to buy.
now that's what I call a victory royale
Trucks are not bought by people who carry stuff on a regular basis, but really purchased by a short 4' 11" guy named Timothy who wants to feel tough and workery when in reality he lives in his mom's basement and has no use for his lifted F350 Ultra Giga Lariat Big Horn Ranch King Pro Max Lite pickup truck. Actual construction companies are seeking out older trucks nowadays because newer trucks have such short bed lengths.
And more gimmicks than the WWF in the 90s.
My mom and i saw a truck and a van seperate of each other that both just looked abnormally long like the middle of the van and the bed of the truck just long as hell and several other trucks went by none of them were anywhere near as long
It's funny how trucks third worlders regularly drive are more fuel efficient and capable than whateler the fuck people in North America drives
And soccer moms. 50 percent mark up is worth the extra "safety" of driving an extended cab pick-up which defeats the fucking purpose of a pick-up truck in the first place
People who live in their moms basement can't afford a 800+ a month car payment 😭
Ending with the intro to uncle ted's manifesto is what got my subscription.
The fact I got a real ford ad before this makes it even more hilarious
“Babe, new colaws video”
2:26 - 2:37 sounds kinda fire on that beat tho
Voice and music legendary!
im getting my balls crushed by rocks
This shit goes so hard...
Idk if this was intentional but the annotation saying support flashing on and off made me big laugh
Counting the alphabet to get the joke
The trunk one got me xD! 2:19
The Sneako car
The F150, you are totally a contractor.
For once, I feel proud to be Californian.
Only trve part of ship... know dis references...
Truely built for Americans as it adheres to mutts law.
Mutt's Law.
The forbidden place… it kills me that so many people don’t know where these comments from. True hidden gem nowadays.
Oh what you mean IFUNNY.CO???
you ever just sit in your truck
capping this off with the ted k was a stroke of genius god damn
"The industrial revolution and its cons..."
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Fantastic as always.
i love that this was supported by ifunny
truly one of the apps ever
What's that? It definitely doesn't exist.
In my head this add is canon.
I love the little info card appearing in the top right every few seconds
I thought this was an actual youtube add and tried to skip it.
This popped up at the top of my screen (I'm on mobile) and I thought it was a legitimate ad for a good few seconds.
I fucking can’t breath I got a ford and then a Chevy ad after this
the fact i got a ford commercial right after the video
That’s so funny, I got a Chevy Silverado ad
Nobody gonna mention the actual Ford F150 banner halfway through
I love you Colaws😂
First time I’ve seen an iFunnier confident enough to out himself on another platform in some time😂
I just got a commercial for a Chevy truck, not even joking.
This Ford truck month u can take home a truck built for tha sigmas who can run over a whole forest an all tha innocent squirrels inside the tires after sipping a fresh cold coors
The artic monkeys instrumental makes the video
We storm the capitol because the 17th letter told us to 🤣
Man was ahead of his time
I got a Chevy commercial in the middle of the vid😂😂😂
The inner ford commercial just came out of me
Amen, brother! Not enough people talk about butt freckles!
Ifunny can't be stopped. 😂
All modern trucks “comes with built in imax theaters , iPads for your seat belts, great for bringing the kids to soccer games and going to the grocery store”… gone are the days of the work man’s truck. Just over priced shit for people who probably don’t need them. Just laugh.
Past 2010 trucks have become to advanced
The ford is a manly car. 🇺🇸
I’ve been subbed for a hot hot second. Why tf am I only seeing this now
How many pedestrians do you wanna kill
American Trucks: Yes
How many people do we need to mur der to keep costs down?
European medical institute: yes
I got a Firestone tires ad at the end of the video
Most effective Ford commercial in existence.
We know you don't use that fuckin' truck bed so turned the engine compartment into storage so you'll actually use the shit.
Nice I how immediately after this video I get a Chevy Silverado ad
Bro I say the Animal Crossing one was one of the best lines in the whole ad
This used to be such a good song haha
When I saw this ad, I started kicking my feminine little legs in the air and giggling wildly. This is just like the Southside Murder.
I can already smell the cigarette coated interior. Smells like home
1:29 this joke gets me everytime. a libertarians dream
Butt freckles goated bro
I got a ford ad before the video
this is so attractive guys
Pretty comedic timing a Chevy ad played after this
I'd actually love to own a truck. But they are damn expensive and over in Europe we just haul things with estates or a trailer.
95% of pickup truck owners have no need for one for this reason. Even commercial users would often be better off with a van. Offroaders an offroad vehicle. And normal people a normal car
@@the_retag Yeah that's true. I shake my head when I see a woman driving a huge diesel to get her nails done or whatever it is that women do. My 2000 Ranger has done more work in the last 23 years than pretty much anyone that owns a toyota truck. I've never seen a tundra with tools in the bed.
@@GeorgeJefferson-h7w I really wonder what is keeping people in the states to stick to cars they don't need.
And what makes things like hatchbacks so unappealing. They are zippy, great in fuel economy, still pretty practical, easy to maneuver and park.
The perfect car for when you just need to get from a to b and maybe pick up groceries.
@@the_retag funny thing is you guys actually have access to a European van. The RAM Promaster is just a rebadged Fiat Ducato. Sure it ain't pretty, but it's good for hauling about 1,5 tons metric/3300 pounds and can tow legally at least where im from 3,5 metric tons/7700 pounds.
It also comes in different shapes and sizes. The box truck version comes in Short and low, medium and medium tall, tall and long, with all of these being available with each other i.e. long and low, short and medium tall
As well as a flatbed version.
Or just a cab and frame if you need to build something custom.
@@leogreck9984 im in europe lol
But the muricans dont have mercedes sprinter? Ford transit?
I need to get the Ford F-150
I got a chevy truck ad on this video
“We sell cars that go vroom vroom”
lmao the plottwist at the end
MY F150 MAKES ALL THE SNOWFLAKES SHID PANZ
the Ted Kaczenski jumpscare at the end
Almost thought this was a legit ad lol
It is
What in the Emperor's holy name did I just watch.
THIS POST BY TOYOTA TECHNICAL GANG GANG
"Built BBC tough"😂😂😂😂