Rejected Ford Truck Month Commercial

Written by my hideous subs! (and me)

[@cordan305]

“We sell to women at a 50% mark-up” is the best one lmao

[@WiseArkAngel]

“The Industrial Revolution and it’s Co-“

[@maybelive765]

Its the only good one. Everything else is just "hahaha bcuz redneck" jokes

[@3dApe]

Not really@@maybelive765

[@MarcillaSmith]

@@WiseArkAngel Correct

[@RealMajora]

Audibly laughed at that one

[@addisonhobbs9100]

The arctic monkeys playing in the back makes it so much better

[@sanicswaghog5278]

honestly not sure if the bigger butt of the joke is ford or arctic monkeys

[@merucrypoison296]

I like dat song doe

[@icrafterchips]

@@merucrypoison296 You're on every sharty video, and now here?

[@merucrypoison296]

@@icrafterchips meds

[@misterpotato427]

​@@sanicswaghog5278whats the problem with the song?

[@benito_swagolini8433]

The testosterone I released after listening to this made all the women in my area men

[@lukegavin124]

Lmao

[@sylv512]

i don’t think that’s how testosterone works

[@ryukobestwaifu3319]

@@sylv512i dont think you know what youre talking about

[@Thesavagesouls]

Why would being a cuck give you more testosterone ?

[@backwitdamilk8602]

​@@ryukobestwaifu3319 You're*

[@MadOrange644]

The fact he did it all in one take with a straight face makes it %100 better

[@fulltimeslackerii8229]

straight face? you saw his face? when?

[@onizukaval]

@@fulltimeslackerii8229 you can't laugh other wise it would affect the voice, even smiling would make a difference u can hear

[@mezmerizer0266]

How do you know it was one take? How do you know they weren't different takes spliced together? Do you know anything about voice editing and ADR?

[@MadOrange644]

@@mezmerizer0266 Calm your tiddies

[@bruges1964]

When I'm a millionaire I'll have this on every TH-cam add

[@redcribge6235]

Still waiting

[@traphimawari7760]

you on the millionaire grindset yet

[@JohnSmith-yl8sg]

ad*

[@beanapprentice1687]

DEWIT

[@alpsir7281]

finally the good type of millionaire

[@josh1248]

this was a genius idea

[@HeilRay]

That animal crossing one felt too specific to just be an off gag.

[@OlweCalmcacil]

That ending had me rolling

[@bunx6908]

NAH THATS WILD

[@JohnSmith-yl8sg]

Ted Kaczynski was right

[@daviddickey9832]

Haha me too, I almost passed out from laughter

[@RainbowManification]

Feds got him

[@elite573]

​@@content_enjoyer4458You don't understand how cities work?

[@caiden5855]

*Happy cumbraps*

[@bogie8]

shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

[@laslw]

Lyrics:
The first time you step into your brand new, 2022 F-150, you'll be squirming,
Squealing and kicking your feet like a little girl
F-150 makes more people squirm every year than all the other pickups combined
And right now at Ford Truck Month, we wear the sissy cage like a man
The motortrend-awarded 2020 F-350 has everything you need to
Haul as many bulls as possible to your loving wife
Built for BBC tough
At Ford Truck Month, we make cars that go vroom vroom
We sell to w*men at a 50 percent markup
She makes me poop *snarl* and I make her pee
We preform under the table sex change surgeries for minors
We stormed the capital because the 17th letter of the alphabet told us to
I think you should buy a truck, I suppose
We know you're here cause you too broke to own a Ram and
Have a tiny penis and wanna overcompensate
Here at Ford, we're not afraid to ask the tough questions like:
"What if the child consents, though?"
"Mommy, why is that man made out of chocolate?"
and, "Why does my wee-wee get pointy whenever I play Animal Crossing 2?"
Fat bitches fightin' over food...
Wait this isn't google...
This Ford Truck Month, for a limited time only, I'm gettin' by balls crushed by rocks
I been evicted from my house, and my crazy ex-wife is threatening to sue me for alimony
She took the fuckin' kids...
Anyone who buys a truck will get free tickets to Little St. James Island
I remember when I was a little boy, my father had an F-150
And whenever he'd lock me in the bed of his truck in a drunken rage,
I couldn't help but notice the amount of storage space
For all his tools and instruments of torture,
Compared to the other leading brands
Act now at Ford truck month
Any purchase over 70,000 dollars will come with a free hook or meat tenderizer
If any of you so-called 'country boys' don't find butt freckles to be fucking cute,
Turn in your fuckin' Man-Card
The Industrial Revolution and It's Con-

[@user-eg6sy1kq9f]

Best part is when he said “mommy why is that man made of chocolate”

[@SP-sy5nq]

💀

[@the_free_timer5011]

This ad got me absolutely SQUIRMIN my guy

[@thevoidmagician6653]

I… I love how authentic this sounded. I was half here, scrolling through whatever was on my feed, then I heard “You’ll be squirming. Squealing and kicking your feet like a little girl”. Way to snap me out of the TH-cam rabbithole

[@meelz812]

“She took the fuckin kids” literally had me crying

[@Hypocrite_]

"The Industrial revolution and its con-"

[@WiseArkAngel]

This is even better than the “It’s Chevy Twuck Month” meme.

[@bottlerocket121]

“We make cars that go vroom vroom” had me laughing XD

[@Jahsizzl9]

“Mommy why is that man made out of chocolate?”

[@edanarator7716]

This is what those civil engineers think about when adding just one more lane to the local 26-lane superhighway

[@rustybeskar4664]

“Well, when we get to sippin whisky and we get a little frisky, I climb upon him, ride him like an F-150.”
- Dixon Dallas

[@TheModdedwarfare3]

Truly the artist of all time.

[@the_expidition427]

100

[@Gaminggod1997BAGR]

"We storm the capital because the 17th letter of the alphabet said so"

[@JM-740]

Was waiting for an entire reading of Ted K's manifesto. very disappointed

[@lordoftheguys9946]

This video makes me stim SO hard I’m literally squeeling and kicking my feet with glee

[@elijahgavin6706]

Autistic women and proud marked-up F1-50 owners be like

[@Turboshitter]

Cute!

[@kwebis3014]

Ew

[@NeurodivergentSuperiority]

_squeezes you with my arms_ eeeeeeeeeep! _starts pacing_ a _squeezes you again_ eep!!!

[@jacobwebb8818]

​@@NeurodivergentSuperioritywhat the fuck

[@katiemartin6991]

The Unabomber Manifesto at the end is sending me

[@noobnoob7079]

Squeeeeee!!!! *squirms and fidgets*

[@IgorBogdanoffs]

I asked my wife if I could buy a Ford F-150, she told me to leave.

[@TechConnectDaily]

Trucks are not bought by people who carry stuff on a regular basis, but really purchased by a short 4' 11" guy named Timothy who wants to feel tough and workery when in reality he lives in his mom's basement and has no use for his lifted F350 Ultra Giga Lariat Big Horn Ranch King Pro Max Lite pickup truck. Actual construction companies are seeking out older trucks nowadays because newer trucks have such short bed lengths.

[@namemcnamerton4249]

And more gimmicks than the WWF in the 90s.

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

My mom and i saw a truck and a van seperate of each other that both just looked abnormally long like the middle of the van and the bed of the truck just long as hell and several other trucks went by none of them were anywhere near as long

[@lmao8353]

It's funny how trucks third worlders regularly drive are more fuel efficient and capable than whateler the fuck people in North America drives

[@robertcalifornia9641]

And soccer moms. 50 percent mark up is worth the extra "safety" of driving an extended cab pick-up which defeats the fucking purpose of a pick-up truck in the first place

[@Alexinnj]

People who live in their moms basement can't afford a 800+ a month car payment 😭

[@GameitMicah]

You know what it feels like to drive a ford truck? Well, How does it feel when you're in the huttin, and right as you pull the trigger to hit your target you realize, you're in your local daycare. That what it feels like to ride a ford truck.

[@achangedman20]

helps if the person pulling the trigger is a trans-rights activist

[@keelo-byte]

​@@achangedman20dont buy the beer fox news tells you not to buy.

[@theweirdospfan.28]

The fact I got a real ford ad before this makes it even more hilarious

[@shovelguy5390]

I was crying through the whole thing

[@gokufromfortnite5600]

now that's what I call a victory royale

[@vetivat4833]

butt freckles are peak 2:50

[@TheSilly6403]

Amen

[@terichix8494]

Idk if this was intentional but the annotation saying support flashing on and off made me big laugh

[@romanjustroman7445]

2:26 - 2:37 sounds kinda fire on that beat tho

[@TheCDM930]

“Babe, new colaws video”

[@BigShotElba]

This shit goes so hard...

[@maxmagarf7440]

im getting my balls crushed by rocks

[@freedomhq4075]

The trunk one got me xD! 2:19

[@AlbanianThrash]

capping this off with the ted k was a stroke of genius god damn

[@user-gj7yx7sh8p]

Voice and music legendary!

[@highflyerkb2419]

The forbidden place… it kills me that so many people don’t know where these comments from. True hidden gem nowadays.

[@Colaws]

Oh what you mean IFUNNY.CO???

[@Llamaifunny]

Only trve part of ship... know dis references...

[@Ajaws]

Nobody gonna mention the actual Ford F150 banner halfway through

[@gaming.1089]

The Sneako car

[@SorryIamBored]

Fantastic as always.

[@theuberhunter9698]

Ending with the intro to uncle ted's manifesto is what got my subscription.

[@TheTdw2000]

Mutt's Law.

[@SuburbaniteUrbanite]

The F150, you are totally a contractor.

[@lakaboss9313]

First time I’ve seen an iFunnier confident enough to out himself on another platform in some time😂

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

For once, I feel proud to be Californian.

[@rebelboi88]

This popped up at the top of my screen (I'm on mobile) and I thought it was a legitimate ad for a good few seconds.

[@VoxelDemon77]

In my head this add is canon.

[@itsTomate]

Counting the alphabet to get the joke

[@lildropfiddydilbert9885]

you ever just sit in your truck

[@woodywoodmc2209]

I fucking can’t breath I got a ford and then a Chevy ad after this

[@malachimaddox927]

I thought this was an actual youtube add and tried to skip it.

[@BigManBilliam]

I love the little info card appearing in the top right every few seconds

[@ganggang363]

the fact i got a ford commercial right after the video

[@alexanderzaczek4923]

That’s so funny, I got a Chevy Silverado ad

[@gabrile700]

Ifunny can't be stopped. 😂

[@MDonuT-of7px]

truly
perfection

[@Captainup520]

“We sell cars that go vroom vroom”

[@Maverick_2.0]

The inner ford commercial just came out of me

[@micklocknstock3102]

i love that this was supported by ifunny

[@chrishartsook7540]

truly one of the apps ever

[@scottkrafft6830]

What's that? It definitely doesn't exist.

[@aconsumer871]

I love you Colaws😂

[@ashhouston3848]

I got a Chevy commercial in the middle of the vid😂😂😂

[@olddrunkbastard1825]

"Animal Crossing 2" is what got me

[@FunnyGoofyPurpleCat69420]

Bro I say the Animal Crossing one was one of the best lines in the whole ad

[@inferno350z]

Man was ahead of his time

[@quinlanyates9530]

The artic monkeys instrumental makes the video

[@pipbernadotte6707]

"The industrial revolution and its cons..."
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@vscohawk9471]

This used to be such a good song haha

[@Fermeadtation]

Most effective Ford commercial in existence.

[@MichaelStem-bf6lv]

I just got a commercial for a Chevy truck, not even joking.

[@realtetria]

This Ford truck month u can take home a truck built for tha sigmas who can run over a whole forest an all tha innocent squirrels inside the tires after sipping a fresh cold coors

[@tryintoohard4674]

I’ve been subbed for a hot hot second. Why tf am I only seeing this now

[@toetruck1589]

Ford F150 confirmed to be worlds squirmiest mode of transportation

[@walterrising4276]

Pretty comedic timing a Chevy ad played after this

[@eleven99]

Truely built for Americans as it adheres to mutts law.

[@nortonman5238]

We storm the capitol because the 17th letter told us to 🤣

[@busterscrungus9544]

Nice I how immediately after this video I get a Chevy Silverado ad

[@parsakondori]

I got a ford ad before the video

[@Online9ine]

"Built BBC tough"😂😂😂😂

[@SplfFfFy]

I can already smell the cigarette coated interior. Smells like home

[@virgilthemob1242]

Amen, brother! Not enough people talk about butt freckles!

[@obiwankenobi2749]

I got a chevy truck ad on this video

[@Andre-cg9xm]

I have an idea for a dub video. Take some random Seinfeld episode and gather some other funny voice guys to make some master shit post.

[@infernoking7504]

Past 2010 trucks have become to advanced

[@Menon9767]

lmao the plottwist at the end

[@Kaeyathrei-Kayak-]

I need to get the Ford F-150

[@DJHLX3]

Almost thought this was a legit ad lol

[@owomushi_vr]

It is

[@SleepyDude21]

I'm gonna buy a F-120 now.

[@nate_kang]

bruh I got a Ford ad on this video 💀

[@skorpthememer1601]

Somehow the end caught me off guard

[@puffaru]

this is so attractive guys

[@dosdoomguy2285]

THIS POST BY TOYOTA TECHNICAL GANG GANG

[@KorvasYT]

“We stormed the capital because the 17th letter told us to do”

[@carlosfranklinsouthsidemurder]

When I saw this ad, I started kicking my feminine little legs in the air and giggling wildly. This is just like the Southside Murder.

[@eeyorehaferbock7870]

This is unironically a better exposé of toxic masculinity in advertisement form than that one infamous Gillette ad. I love it.

[@Colaws]

Don't forget the subtle trans affirmations 🥰

[@mpnn4254]

yeah

[@grunt3906]

its so fucking validating too

[@MemeBiologist]

magnificent

[@jeremiahwise2076]

We know you don't use that fuckin' truck bed so turned the engine compartment into storage so you'll actually use the shit.