well, one funny bugger...and..he actually tells as it is, he is loaded and doesnt take the tube etc..hahahaha, love it. I dont care how much money you earn mate, if people are happy to pay to see you etc....then more power to you mate!
White cut loaf: “you should buy me, you don’t want that muggy wholemeal bollocks. You could go on holiday, I’ll still be fresh when you get back. I’m steeped in bleach, init.”
I only have white bread for two things, toast, cannot stand wholemeal toast, and if I'm ever allowed a full english breakfast I can have fried bread with it, wholemeal just doesnt work as fried bread.
As soon as I'm sure she's gone, and car gone, because she always come back 5mins later. Me, laptop, tin/bottle beer, sofa, doritoes, xvideos on the phone, cheeky one & movie on the laptop. Tissue I'm sorted!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
''I Don't judge him for selling multi pack beans and selling them individually '' and beans all over the telly 🤦♂️ffs i'm laughing to much now ......Back to Tik Tok 🤷♂️
*White* loaf? That's bread with all the bread ground out. That's the sort of bread posh people use for making posh sandwiches. With the crusts cut off. And the bread so sticky and pastey it sticks to the roof of your mouth. Nah. You want a wholemeal loaf. That's bread with the goodness still in it.
okay, so what's the Bad Bit! about White Loaf? it's bread, innit. same with beer. same with wine, same with cheese, same with pot/marijuana. it's all the same stuff just prettier names and colours. bread and cheese make you FAT, wine and beer make you hate last night, and pot does you fuck all. all the same.
yeah being retired means we're both here ALL THE TIME. and especially NOW during COVID. usually he'd go lunch with the ladies and I'd have 2 hours to myself. 2 wanks and a big bowl of Mac'n'Cheez 'n' Pork'n'Beans later, I'm cleaned up neat for his return, him none the wiser of my SINS.
Wholemeal bread is for punishment. Expensive, full of seeds and fibre and organic grains and Pilates and bits and bobs and squirrels' nuts. Makes jam taste awful; ruins a fry-up, makes lousy sandwiches and soldiers and terrible bread-and-butter pudding. Loonies eat it with lettuce and sodding tomatoes. Can't fry it. Can't toast it. Can't stand it. White bread's for eating. The cheaper the better. It's for making meals, not statements.
Micky has let the madness begin by, making a mockery of campaign for early diagnosis for prostate cancer. Well done mick. He might do jokes on. Breast and ovarian cancer next. Karma micky karma..
"get that outta the way, the rest of the day's me own"
1
Truth
So true
I’ve watched that dvd about 25 times with my best mate and was lucky enough to see Micky live. Hilarious geeza 😂
Makes me smile when I'm in the 'corner shop' and see single cans with 'Only to be sold as part of a Multipack' flashed across each tin.
Even in my local shop in Italy! 🇮🇹
Mrs goes out, flags out, click ya heels 😂😂😂👍
This man is genius 😂
Man's a Genius
On bucket list to see him
Gutted just missed his new tour
Priceless bruv!! Mr Ahmed!!!! Been there!!
The man with accurate insight to lives of so many men!😂
Micky you’re a joy you put an
Spirit on life
There’s beans all over the telly 😂
So funny 😂
That's (nuts)! 4:41 😊
“I’m like no way son!” 😁
I never knew what it was like to sleep alone, until I got married
He's a crack up. Doesn't matter where you're from, you can relate to Micky. Greetings from 🇺🇸.
Hope you understand him ok 😉
@@mickfoskett6629 I understand him just fine. 😊😉
@@n.m.2174 What about asking to go to a girlfriends house while in America?
Puts a whole new meaning to flicking the bean 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My missus and kids fly to Italy in 8hrs for 3 weeks (family there) yes lads 3 whole weeks just me, I even paid for them to go lol
That's a cracking investment!
Let's hope she doesn't follow your TH-cam account!😳
😂 😂 😂
Italy? You really don't like them do you? Lol
14 days quarantine in the shed, you'll get 5 weeks out of it 😆
I must have watched this a 100 time
Brilliant
A SAUSAAAAAAAAAAGE SAAAAMWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGE 😂😅😂 hahaha class pal
Watching this and I’m actually eating a sausage sandwich
Ah the single life
The bloomer on the bottom shelf with attitude alright Bruv!🤣🤣🤣
"I'm soaked in bleach, innit? Soaked in bleach!"
Mr Ahmed it's only quarter past eleven call yourself a shopkeeper
Are you punishing yourself with alcohol?
well, one funny bugger...and..he actually tells as it is, he is loaded and doesnt take the tube etc..hahahaha, love it. I dont care how much money you earn mate, if people are happy to pay to see you etc....then more power to you mate!
Amazing comedian
When he talks about the 🍷😂🤣
Fuckin hell the word lol
White cut loaf: “you should buy me, you don’t want that muggy wholemeal bollocks. You could go on holiday, I’ll still be fresh when you get back. I’m steeped in bleach, init.”
Yeah we have ears innit
And innit is spelt with two not one N
Me with hubby! You're going fishing ALL day!! Go on then!
Then you get 'that' out of the way...
Jokes on you love. He's round your sister's gaff eating salmon
It's not 'go on then' it's 'well f@#£ off then'!😅
Enjoyed your video so gave it a Thumbs Up
Yes I also have two offies for that exact reason
I can relate to the wine shop saga.😂
I only have white bread for two things, toast, cannot stand wholemeal toast, and if I'm ever allowed a full english breakfast I can have fried bread with it, wholemeal just doesnt work as fried bread.
Wholemeal toast is sooo much better
@@Sonnyblack100 Wholemeal's crap
Dam straight! No such thing as wholemeal fried bread. Anybody frying brown bread is a wrong en!😆
@@Sonnyblack100 wholemeal toast is rank🤮 like cardboard
@@riansillett2771 and bacon sarnie has to be with white
“The Word.. “he’s ol Skool
The Hit Man & Her.
@@Hondadctrider I had a girlfriend way back who loved lying on the bed watching 'The Hit Man & Her' after a night out.
Quality 👍👍
Married a young nurse then retired 😂poor devil goes off to work at hospital leaving me home alone...doing FUCK ALL
HAHAHA FUCKING HELL 🤣 😂 💀 😅 😆
My favourite comidein
(Comedian)😊
'Avin' de 'ouse to yuhself
Which show is this from?
It says under the video. Look closely my blind friend! 😁🤫
😂😂😂😂
hi, greatttt viddeoo...:)
As soon as I'm sure she's gone, and car gone, because she always come back 5mins later. Me, laptop, tin/bottle beer, sofa, doritoes, xvideos on the phone, cheeky one & movie on the laptop. Tissue I'm sorted!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sometimes i think he is talking about me!
Love it
So funny, he only told a story about his wife going out and having a sausage sandwich
😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mate you are the best fuck me... always in stitches...
Get that out of the way. The rest of the day is me own. Never a truer word has been spoken.
I honestly think I am the female version...of M..... 😂😂😂😂
Standard practice, if the Mrs is out for the day, knock one out!
@ekim andersom Why?
Let's crack on😂
Take it your sex life ain't up too much then lol
Thought he was in blackface in the thumbnail 🤣
Omg my ex husband would love the house to himself to do men things' and eat sausage sandwiches.....
🤣😂🤣
😂
Sooo wrong ... & yet so right
''I Don't judge him for selling multi pack beans and selling them individually '' and beans all over the telly 🤦♂️ffs i'm laughing to much now ......Back to Tik Tok 🤷♂️
🤔😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
👍😁🤷♂️😂
My girlfriend is away 5 days.
She's round here.
And here after that
@@quiverdog If you don't mind the echo.
marcus monk care in the community is valuable work and I’m very proud of the work she does.
😎👏👏👏👏👌
Oh you mean having the house to yourself when you don’t ordinarily have the house to yourself.. ☝️😒
Don't cook sausages in the nude!
Brilliant but I didn’t like that crowd
Crowd seemed up for it!!!!
Joshua Esposito nah, screaming out between jokes, up for crack more like
*White* loaf? That's bread with all the bread ground out. That's the sort of bread posh people use for making posh sandwiches. With the crusts cut off. And the bread so sticky and pastey it sticks to the roof of your mouth. Nah. You want a wholemeal loaf. That's bread with the goodness still in it.
okay, so what's the Bad Bit! about White Loaf? it's bread, innit. same with beer. same with wine, same with cheese, same with pot/marijuana. it's all the same stuff just prettier names and colours. bread and cheese make you FAT, wine and beer make you hate last night, and pot does you fuck all. all the same.
yeah being retired means we're both here ALL THE TIME. and especially NOW during COVID. usually he'd go lunch with the ladies and I'd have 2 hours to myself. 2 wanks and a big bowl of Mac'n'Cheez 'n' Pork'n'Beans later, I'm cleaned up neat for his return, him none the wiser of my SINS.
Redtube for starters 😁
🤓
Wholemeal bread is for punishment. Expensive, full of seeds and fibre and organic grains and Pilates and bits and bobs and squirrels' nuts. Makes jam taste awful; ruins a fry-up, makes lousy sandwiches and soldiers and terrible bread-and-butter pudding. Loonies eat it with lettuce and sodding tomatoes. Can't fry it. Can't toast it. Can't stand it.
White bread's for eating. The cheaper the better. It's for making meals, not statements.
White bread for bread pudding (English) made brown with mixed spice, dried fruit, lovely
Micky has let the madness begin by, making a mockery of campaign for early diagnosis for prostate cancer. Well done mick. He might do jokes on. Breast and ovarian cancer next. Karma micky karma..
Micky is living rent free in your head mate. you've commented this nonsense on every video you daft bastard
You’re needing beans flicked at you.....
I'm gonna guess you aren't British.
Oof....
Hope your