Memes You'll Think are Neat (r/MeIRL)

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  • @bloupy-s-n-a-c
    @bloupy-s-n-a-c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2002

    oz calling us lovely degenerates, fainted calling us cuties, click just.. screaming at the beginning of the vid-
    edit: also OT with the beardos and weirdos, lexi from emkay calling us sexy, damien just whats up rats, oop also robin with whats popping im robin, damn theres a lot-
    edit 2: wonder starts with a variant of you look great today, click also calls us lad, lassies, and lassos, limenade calls us audience friends, flookootv just goes henlo, then proceeds to honk like a goose coughing after chainsmoking for 80 years, cuestar with the HOWDY HECCING HELLO, h2hoes, roller bros etc., fresh calling us his aesthetic boys
    edit: illuminaughti with guys gals and non-binary pals

    • @Zedryx69
      @Zedryx69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      yeah that's quite accurate.

    • @pokeyhaddock
      @pokeyhaddock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeahh

    • @pokeyhaddock
      @pokeyhaddock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      But click is just UWWWWWWWWWWWU
      Edit: 56 is the most amount of likes I've gotten lol.

    • @imsorryforanythingweirdisa2767
      @imsorryforanythingweirdisa2767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      WWWWWAAAAAAA

    • @al_exists
      @al_exists 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      those are all good ways to great your fans/hostages

  • @thatautisticbrony7847
    @thatautisticbrony7847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1889

    Them: JFC= John F Cennedy
    me thinking something even stupider: Jesus Fried Chicken

  • @aubreyathame
    @aubreyathame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    "fun fact, math tests usually have common mistakes as answers!"
    me, who is roughly 25,000 digits off excluding decimals:

    • @Smthn_Wicked
      @Smthn_Wicked ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yea -39.022278537728 is close enough

    • @Wyi-the-rogue
      @Wyi-the-rogue ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice pfp

    • @just_that_crazy5179
      @just_that_crazy5179 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@ProductsOfChaos the answer was "George Washington" this is a history test how did you get -39

  • @ratman.basement
    @ratman.basement 4 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    -"Let the potato rest for five minutes"
    I felt that

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i wheezed so hard at that i honestly didnt fully realise the joke

    • @iris408
      @iris408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      24/7 mood

    • @permanent_nono4305
      @permanent_nono4305 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      s-same ._.

    • @vapecat803
      @vapecat803 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @MoringAfterStar
      @MoringAfterStar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like how oz thinks that kitchen was middle class... someone who earns a doctors wage has a way nicer kitchen than that. Does everyone these days think being lower class is in the middle class?

  • @gluk8838
    @gluk8838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    My manager once berated me on the phone for being “irresponsible” and “neglecting my job” when I was in the hospital because I got hit by a bus

    • @andrewabell1334
      @andrewabell1334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Hey you OK getting hit by bus hurts I broke my arm falling off a bike, so getting hit by a bus to bus cause some sort of damage and emotional trauma due to someone being an idiot hope you’re OK

    • @Lana.381
      @Lana.381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      How to be a *BOSS* boss 101

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      There are two types of comments

    • @nuggie3905
      @nuggie3905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      O O F

    • @tareqn.gaming1622
      @tareqn.gaming1622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's gonna get hit by a bus.

  • @japavy4439
    @japavy4439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    my family: WTF was that noise?
    Me: My T-shirt...
    family: your T-shirt made that loud ass thump???
    Me: Yeah, I was still inside...

  • @SpairM
    @SpairM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    Oz calling me a degenerate makes what’s left of my soul, feel nice

    • @ejthenobody
      @ejthenobody 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm not that badly busted up but, yeah, it feels pretty good.

    • @PiracyandDumbbells
      @PiracyandDumbbells 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I feel that. I think that most internet veterans have seen some crazy shit.

    • @ghuttsmckenzie4269
      @ghuttsmckenzie4269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I needed it.

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ghutts McKenzie we all did

    • @BlobfishO-iv9ov
      @BlobfishO-iv9ov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ay bro im living in you

  • @ataphelicopter5734
    @ataphelicopter5734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1776

    Oz calling us degenerates warms my heart

    • @midnight_coke_rodent3255
      @midnight_coke_rodent3255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ikr it makes me heppi

    • @endielad1585
      @endielad1585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      you guys also must be that mental state of "I've been insulted so many times how do I respond anymore?" (same)

    • @afinoxi
      @afinoxi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Honestly I'm just so used to cursing back and forth with people that I don't realise that I've been insulted at times

    • @thatoneguy6466
      @thatoneguy6466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Does it also turn you on?

    • @cy-bernet-ix
      @cy-bernet-ix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      you masochist.
      (i am too its oki)

  • @AceWolf456
    @AceWolf456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    Fun fact: You can turn your emotions off! You just need the right kind of Depression, the right kind of ADHD, and for them to mix well!
    Well, it doesn't turn your emotions off, but it's like that Rain-X stuff we use on windshields so the rain doesn't stick to it. And the depression makes it interesting, because any emotions that do get through are normally super strong. But they are gone as fast as they came.
    I have this. You DO NOT want this. Life feels pointless and nothing is interesting. Most emotions would compare to grenades. Strong but short. But some burn like California. Always there, always burning. For me, I found Spite. In death I will fight god. But I know as I am now, I can't beat him, and I'm not smart enough to Bugs Bunny him into beating himself. So I live on, for now.

    • @froggygalaxy
      @froggygalaxy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      laughs in ADHD

    • @gaysiegelord
      @gaysiegelord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So theres different kinds of ADHD now?

    • @AceWolf456
      @AceWolf456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@gaysiegelord If you want to go into real detail: I don't know how many kinds of ADHD there are, or if there's even more than one. I do, however, know that multiple people with ADHD will respond to different stimuli in different ways. Because every brain is different some ADHD people will not have symptoms others have. So I just refer to those differences as "different kinds of ADHD" for simplicity.
      I'm not a doctor, but I'm aware that ADHD for me is different than ADHD for my friends. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @valllllleeeeeeerrrrriiiee
      @valllllleeeeeeerrrrriiiee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *laughs in mood*

    • @godexxkorelia
      @godexxkorelia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AceWolf456 If you need to Talk to someone i'm always here, and i'd be happy to help

  • @Meggiesoarsrex
    @Meggiesoarsrex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3271

    When I see "JFC" I think: "Jentucky Fried Chicken"

  • @meeker_beeker
    @meeker_beeker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    Oz: Hey little man, how's it going?
    Car: *internal screeching*
    Oz: ...
    Oz: yea

    • @Igobyazuz
      @Igobyazuz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *external

    • @endielad1585
      @endielad1585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      my profile pic has a big confusion

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s how I respond to everything lmao

    • @meeker_beeker
      @meeker_beeker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Igobyazuz I was gonna put external but I edited it cause I thought people would like it better if I put internal

    • @sadface7463
      @sadface7463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oz loves demonetization

  • @dahliasdarkside1695
    @dahliasdarkside1695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Why is the ham at that wedding just like....cold cuts lol not even a honey roasted or anythjng

    • @thatoneguy6466
      @thatoneguy6466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Because I don’t want to have to pay thirty more dollars for a fucking honey roasted triple vanilla latte ham this wedding is way to over priced as it is

    • @dahliasdarkside1695
      @dahliasdarkside1695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@thatoneguy6466 thats...a fair point haha

    • @Yndd76
      @Yndd76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dahliasdarkside1695 maybe some people don’t like SHIT HAM

    • @Amy-si8gq
      @Amy-si8gq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i would slurp that shit like a fucking vaccuum. honey rosted sucks and i am what i eat, a delicious piece of salty ham

    • @iamsuffering3405
      @iamsuffering3405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Amy-si8gq I mean you do you but geez

  • @CosmicalAstro
    @CosmicalAstro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    Mood rn is just an automatic response to MeIRL

  • @TheoryWitch
    @TheoryWitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    MoonPie: "When I go to sleep I count my mistakes."
    I've never had such a VISCERAL reaction to a comment in my life!

    • @arsonsnail
      @arsonsnail 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      F o r m a t

    • @piccoloktheforged
      @piccoloktheforged 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FBI are you going to raid my house soon

    • @arsonsnail
      @arsonsnail 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Piccolok 7 why smh, experimental drugs are technically ok if left unseen. Legit, the government is fine with experimental drug use in college.

    • @piccoloktheforged
      @piccoloktheforged 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol not for drugs, I just want a door key for every door

    • @LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl
      @LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would like it, but it’s at 69 likes.
      Edit: Okay, I liked it now that there was more.

  • @senseikitsune-sama4598
    @senseikitsune-sama4598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Me drinks coffee
    "Internal rip and tear intensifies"

  • @afinoxi
    @afinoxi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    My car makes noises like coughs of a 78 year old smoker who's probably having a stroke

    • @sadface7463
      @sadface7463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My check buttons are redder than the ussr

    • @betafastacheapa
      @betafastacheapa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sadface7463 In Soviet Russia, car brakes you.

    • @sadface7463
      @sadface7463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      betafastacheapa
      Yes comrade

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My dad's old car once made a sound I can only describe as someone holding a running chainsaw into a bucket of empty soup cans.

    • @victoryjamz
      @victoryjamz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My cat makes noises like a demon who craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaves tummy rubs at any cost

  • @Emerald-Fluffie
    @Emerald-Fluffie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    Oz: “Possums are basically my spirit animal”
    Me: instantly goes to digital drawing tablet

    • @rebelscum5662
      @rebelscum5662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Step away from the tablet 🔫🤠

    • @Emerald-Fluffie
      @Emerald-Fluffie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      RebelScum I’m on an Apple device, your water pistol emoji is ineffective

    • @cosmicbee3392
      @cosmicbee3392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Carpet

    • @catplush9885
      @catplush9885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was thinking about drawing him with opossums around him too!

    • @Emerald-Fluffie
      @Emerald-Fluffie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cat Plush that’s not what I meant...

  • @mjproductions8696
    @mjproductions8696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Hey, oz remembered his TH-cam password

  • @CrimsonFox36
    @CrimsonFox36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Therapist: "What kind of friend do you see yourself as?"
    Me: "In the Green Lantern lore, there's this group called Blue Lanterns, and they represent 'Hope'. On their own, they're kinda weak, but if you pair them up with any of the other six lanterns, they multiply the other six's power exponentially. Thats me. Im a Blue Lantern."

    • @trubbish5122
      @trubbish5122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I am a fuckin red lantern and by that I mean I will make a mistake and I will literally proceed to say every single cuss word in my head before almost crying from rage.

    • @player0ne16
      @player0ne16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@trubbish5122 bro u good?

    • @trubbish5122
      @trubbish5122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@player0ne16 Yeah I'm good. 👍

    • @dearleaderjimpickens9029
      @dearleaderjimpickens9029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Black lantern

    • @dasherplayz4471
      @dasherplayz4471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dearleaderjimpickens9029 what do black lanterns represent

  • @lolitslaur
    @lolitslaur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    My corgi endorses this channel. She has stopped her tantrum since putting this video on. You’re a miracle worker, sir.

    • @endielad1585
      @endielad1585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      is you're Corgi ok? like did a gen z or reincarnated millennial inhabit the body of a corgi?

    • @lolitslaur
      @lolitslaur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Endie lad She’s just forever a 2 year old.

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My grumpy old lady cat enjoys Oz's videos, too. She really relaxed and watched Sad Milk's "Smoll Cats 1 & 2".

    • @strawberrypie611
      @strawberrypie611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@goldengryphon i misread out the word cat so yeaaahh... i'm going to hell anyway

  • @jamoi4934
    @jamoi4934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I JUST REALISED THAT OZ’s “CHARACTER “ IS A REFERENCE TO OZ FROM RWBY, HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS ALREADY?????

    • @Zaraaa207
      @Zaraaa207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      SJSJSH IS IT HIM OR IS IT JUST OZ THE WIZARD..YKNO- SO I'M GLAD IT ACTUALLY WAS OZPIN- WELL THEN-

    • @azureaqua_1177
      @azureaqua_1177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i recently watched rwby (this was a month or two ago i think) and when i saw ozpin i was like “IS THAT WHY OZ MEDIA’S AVATAR LOOKS LIKE THAT, IS THAT THE INSPIRATION???? IS IT ACTUALLY OR-“

    • @TheIrishBread
      @TheIrishBread 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      For another layer of references the scream at the beginning of this video belongs to sly marbo from if the emperor had a tts device, and also some other music used in other videos. The question is, is it a coincidence or is it intenional.

    • @Nightmare003
      @Nightmare003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You are not the only one who thought that

    • @scrapfox3695
      @scrapfox3695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Huh. *SmOoVe BrAiN mOmEnT*

  • @Celcel512
    @Celcel512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2329

    He’s back bois

  • @Tsuginocest
    @Tsuginocest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    My support is just
    “Oof”
    “I will personally come to your house and hug you”
    “Don’t cry. If you do it better be because your pop tarts aren’t finished”
    and
    “I swear if you become sad I will morph into Kirby and just suck up all your sadness.”

    • @kaylingrogg5195
      @kaylingrogg5195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I s t h a t a g h o s t e y e s p r o f i l e p i c t u r e

    • @Tsuginocest
      @Tsuginocest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Kaylin Grogg
      Y e s i t i s

    • @freddie9314
      @freddie9314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bruh, mine is just O o f, like, I’m terrible at consoling people. My inner thoughts are better at consoling people than I am. The conversations I make up in my head involve people I know in real life telling me it’s going to be okay, and that I’m doing so good. Like, bruh, w h a t?

    • @cuddleswithdogs
      @cuddleswithdogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      very wholesome

    • @royalfailure5840
      @royalfailure5840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now that I read GE, I see it in places where I least expect it.

  • @willowisdecaying
    @willowisdecaying 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Oz needs to upload more, he honestly one of my most favorite TH-camrs. He’s hilarious

  • @SneakySalaXander
    @SneakySalaXander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    No, goddammit. The funniest reply to that “JFC” tweet was someone saying their brain corrects “LMK” to Lartin Muther King. I was just getting off a fifteen hour shift at my security job and when I say it made me laugh so hard I nearly threw up, I’m not exaggerating.

    • @justsomewendigowithinterne6851
      @justsomewendigowithinterne6851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where is the 500k special

    • @SneakySalaXander
      @SneakySalaXander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just Some Wendigo With Internet Access He posted on Twitter that he’s waiting for something in the mail pertaining to the 500k special, and the mini Oz video is delayed until the 20th.

    • @justsomewendigowithinterne6851
      @justsomewendigowithinterne6851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SneakySalaXander Thank you

    • @SneakySalaXander
      @SneakySalaXander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just Some Wendigo With Internet Access No problem. 😁

    • @thatoneguy6466
      @thatoneguy6466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same with me for the BLM signs my brain thinks it says”Bowel movement”

  • @namelessdork2256
    @namelessdork2256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Being called a filthy degenerate is potentially the only genuine thing in this world that I know is true. I have been lied to by everyone; even pets.

    • @bilboswaggins6726
      @bilboswaggins6726 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      F

    • @strawberrypie611
      @strawberrypie611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same bud, my cat is pouting because i left her 2 weeks with my brother at home. My brother got a fucking goldfish from his friend, because he bought her a goat. I- his name's Bubulle.
      Edit: fuck autocorrect

    • @namelessdork2256
      @namelessdork2256 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @MineGODS either way, it's TRUE.

  • @Welcome_To_The_Dreamy_Woods
    @Welcome_To_The_Dreamy_Woods 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Someone I know: How do turn off emotions?
    Me who has done this about 100 times a day: Ok so first you go to settings, Then you search up emotions, then turn the slider/button on off. If you can't find it, go to the help section.
    Everyone wondering how I know this: ???
    Me Turning off my emotions and bluntly answering it with absolutely no emotions: Don't worry I do this about 100 times a day.

  • @applepi4623
    @applepi4623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    It funny how whenever he posts a vid people are just like “HES BACK”
    He never left

    • @jmackpa30
      @jmackpa30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Neigh

    • @applepi4623
      @applepi4623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Xuanchen Luo DO NOT MENTION THE SAND

    • @ScoutConvoy
      @ScoutConvoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      mmm sand

    • @applepi4623
      @applepi4623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Trash Scout what did I just say

    • @Starfloofle
      @Starfloofle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@applepi4623 snad

  • @Spuishy7323
    @Spuishy7323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Everyone: has freedom ideas erased
    Me: creates a society based on warrior cats
    Everyone:"wow this is familiar"
    Me:*mild panic* "I have no idea what you're talking about"

    • @jep9092
      @jep9092 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ooh do elaborate I'd love to listen but jojoba lyrics won't check TH-cam so do idk reddit same name

  • @holysoviet994
    @holysoviet994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    YES NOW YOU HAVE TO MAKE A MINI OZ EPISODE! VICTORY!

  • @bananabong4911
    @bananabong4911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    5:13
    Me fully aware that JFC stands for "jesus f*cking christ"
    My brain: Jentucky fried chicken

  • @thisisrandom4
    @thisisrandom4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1163

    “Spirit animal” ay mate that's called a fursona I think

  • @butrbwedd
    @butrbwedd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    500K HERE, THE GOD MUST BE REVEALED

  • @spartan_457
    @spartan_457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Oz calling me a lovely degenerate is the height of my day

  • @Thomas-pw1sn
    @Thomas-pw1sn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    oz: makes good content
    everyone that randomly got him in their recommendations a few months ago: c:

  • @infernow2125
    @infernow2125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    My brain looking at JFC: Jentucky fried chicken

  • @mr_black_hat999
    @mr_black_hat999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Oz: possum is my spirit animal
    Me: ready to make Ozs' fursona
    "yes keep talking"

    • @arsonsnail
      @arsonsnail 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a professional anthro artist, I agree.
      (The stuff on my channel is old please don’t watch it if you want to see my actual art hmu on my gmail- meowsticcat@gmail.com)

    • @dreameater8548
      @dreameater8548 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      As the appointed Internet supervisor, first of all I would like to know why are you commenting that with the official account
      Please come by the office at any time so we can discuss it :)

    • @supernovataco2452
      @supernovataco2452 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arsonsnail meowsticcat, eh?

  • @feesh147
    @feesh147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    The Return of our King

  • @WolfyFancyLads
    @WolfyFancyLads 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:48 Considering I've spent the last 48 hours drinking coffee, not sleeping, and putting whiskey in my coffee now and then, I'd say my heart is feeling very called out by your use of DOOM music.

  • @koiloro3942
    @koiloro3942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    In the darkness, there is a light at the end of the tunnel. A voice calling out- "WELCOME BACK YOU LOVELY DEGENERATES."

    • @AlexR05e
      @AlexR05e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I read this in FRESHs voice for when he was plugging his scary channel

  • @mercenary_arrogant
    @mercenary_arrogant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Me and my future spouse: * watching our wedding video *
    The camera guy: * zooming in on a plate of ham *
    * loud licking lips heard *
    Us: 👁👄👁

    • @l.dthekatt1836
      @l.dthekatt1836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love your profile picture. It's cute. Also,same.

  • @thesheikahscholar
    @thesheikahscholar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Honestly, I hope DoorDash keeps doing the "Leave at my door" thing because it's so much easier dropping food at the door, taking a picture and leaving rather than interacting with the customer, trying to call them, looking for a doorbell, guessing which apartment I'm delivering to in a multi-family home because they didn't list it, etc.

  • @spookwav
    @spookwav 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    nice to see people have the same life experiences as me like: LeT tHe PoTaTo ReSt FoR fIvE mInUtEs.

  • @asmos3033
    @asmos3033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    The thing about a spider having a human brain there’s an SCP about it i don’t remember the number

    • @tomfrommyspace6446
      @tomfrommyspace6446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      scp-632 i think

    • @matteussilvestre8583
      @matteussilvestre8583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      SCP-1470 tho

    • @tomfrommyspace6446
      @tomfrommyspace6446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@matteussilvestre8583 you know what, you right

    • @NorokVokun
      @NorokVokun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      man the realisation in that SCP file... poor spooder... only here be dragons is sadder imo... asside from certain tales

    • @onthetop1c
      @onthetop1c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Last I checked it was SCP-048 but it is a robot

  • @TeiTheFluffyFox
    @TeiTheFluffyFox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oz’s laugh is the reason I’m still living, love you man! Keep up the amazing work

  • @letswastejayce_5764
    @letswastejayce_5764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Oz doing an impression of Hillary: what kind of kitchen is this?
    Me: ... That's still a better kitchen than mine. It has an oven.

  • @JimmehRulez
    @JimmehRulez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Wow, he got the milk from the store.

    • @charlesnojinson4760
      @charlesnojinson4760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He is a part of sad milk, he always has milk :)

    • @raiisleep
      @raiisleep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@charlesnojinson4760 Milk is stored in the balls

    • @sirdickkickerthefirst9611
      @sirdickkickerthefirst9611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rai it cost you nothing to not say this, but you chose to anyways and the world is better for it.

    • @charlesnojinson4760
      @charlesnojinson4760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@raiisleep *When isn't it stored in the balls?*

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@raiisleep *RUB HARDER TO GET MILK*

  • @samfalcone.m.8549
    @samfalcone.m.8549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oz: “Opossums are basically my spirit animal”
    Me, who knows opossums only live for 1-2 years: “oh no”

  • @WAcrobat19
    @WAcrobat19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Gotta love them 40k jokes slipped in

    • @rowbot5555
      @rowbot5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To think otherwise would be HERESY

    • @Feldress
      @Feldress 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @eyeballpapercut4400
      @eyeballpapercut4400 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Feldress if the "A"s aren't exactly 64 in number just like the Stringstorm song then *get ready to be purged*

  • @owl7072
    @owl7072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Oz's old boss watching this and finding out what he did to get out of work: You did w h a t 👁👄👁

  • @namedname7478
    @namedname7478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Congratulations, Mr. Oz. You made it to half a million subs! I really appreciate your content and you working on this even when you are stressed and busy. Thanks for the laughs.

  • @noizepusher7594
    @noizepusher7594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    5:14
    My brain has always seen it as "Junior Fried Chicken"

  • @Karak-_-
    @Karak-_- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    _His_ avatar sometimes looks like he is explaing group of teenagers they will be thrown of a cliff to monster filled forest.

    • @jamaalpeters9317
      @jamaalpeters9317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah he does look like ozpin

    • @Zaraaa207
      @Zaraaa207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's the thing! I can never unsee his avatar as Ozpin. H e l p

    • @ManWithTheCow
      @ManWithTheCow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *opens a new Word document*

    • @ManWithTheCow
      @ManWithTheCow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      _I need to write this story_

    • @Zaraaa207
      @Zaraaa207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ManWithTheCow Yes please!!

  • @ItsJustChri5
    @ItsJustChri5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:39 i think it's less the fact that they're working class, and more the fact that THEY HAVE A LARGE PLANT IN THEIR SINK.

  • @unoriginal5293
    @unoriginal5293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Everyone:doesnt and choses not have social interactions.
    Also everyone:please talk to me I'm lonely, I just don't understand why im so lonely

    • @spindless
      @spindless 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      let me speak to you

    • @spindless
      @spindless 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I need interaction

    • @alocuana
      @alocuana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you might aswell just point a red neon arrow at me

    • @gaslightgatekeepgirlboss6321
      @gaslightgatekeepgirlboss6321 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn bro no need to make a callout post for me in the YT comments section, could've saved it for Twitter

    • @unoriginal5293
      @unoriginal5293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gaslightgatekeepgirlboss6321 ha jokes on you I don't like most social media apps so I had to post it here

  • @maggpiprime954
    @maggpiprime954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Oh,Oz. The way you lose it when you laugh warms my heart!
    Can I just say how much I appreciate how you react to cats, 'possums, and spoopy skelly-tins?
    Makes me wanna knit you a scenery hoodie with those lil guys dancin' all around the front and back, but I'm still learning hats.

  • @nyausgris
    @nyausgris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:14 I see your "John F Cennedy" and I raise you "Jentucky Fried Chicken"

  • @doodlehumper3529
    @doodlehumper3529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Scp-1470: telepathic spider. It died knowing that it was alone and could never truly find love. So to answer your quest Ozmodious Mediocre, yes, the spider would gain depression.

    • @Frostfern94
      @Frostfern94 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good.

    • @doodlehumper3529
      @doodlehumper3529 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Coastalwaves360 you monster

    • @Frostfern94
      @Frostfern94 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@doodlehumper3529 Thanks :)

    • @r_kayne
      @r_kayne 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just went to find the article. Now I'm sad 😭

    • @leiliabug5240
      @leiliabug5240 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is the spider trying to kill me? If so, it deserves it.

  • @haybalebro4231
    @haybalebro4231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    It's a good day when OZ uploads

  • @shrimpymcgee8427
    @shrimpymcgee8427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Didn't he say he'd do a face reveal at 500k. He is there😁😁

  • @idontknowwhattonamethis293
    @idontknowwhattonamethis293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    For some reason, my brain immediately jumped to this:
    JFC: j o H n Fr ied cHi c K en

    • @kischiev
      @kischiev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      J o h n.

    • @specimenx4139
      @specimenx4139 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      j O H n i s w E a R B y W H a T e V e r G O d Y o U P r a Y t o T h A t I s H a l L S M i T e y o U W i t H T h E F o r c E o f a t h O U S a N D A n n I h I L A T i o n S

    • @strangent404a7
      @strangent404a7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      J O H N I A M H U N G R Y

    • @jacobconrad3176
      @jacobconrad3176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John F. chicken

  • @stretchyboi6042
    @stretchyboi6042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Someone is subscribed just to dislike. Wth.

    • @shinymainespoon
      @shinymainespoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Bet it's a Karen. Hating literally everything

    • @daskrumelmonster3241
      @daskrumelmonster3241 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mood
      Actually did this for a while but not here

    • @toastandbutter7367
      @toastandbutter7367 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Das Krümelmonster Wait what? What channel?

    • @themilkman7986
      @themilkman7986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You don't need to subscribe to dislike??

    • @stretchyboi6042
      @stretchyboi6042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@themilkman7986 I was one of the first people to click on the video. When I said this the video wasn't even out for 1 minute. Somebody disliked the video almost as soon as it came out.

  • @ryoakihiko2545
    @ryoakihiko2545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Every time he calls us degenerates I can't help but think "that's fair."

  • @Pringless16
    @Pringless16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Honestly, Oz saying his responsibilities have gotten away from him was the most relateable part of this video. Like, same.

  • @avianhasnodignity
    @avianhasnodignity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I just finished online school and Oz immediately uploads. He has specially blessed ME and ME specifically, so get out of here with your 'coincidences' and 'upload schedules'!

  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hilary: "What kind of kitchen is this?!"
    Middle Class Families: It's called intimate!

  • @zin6749
    @zin6749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    wedding photographer: *H A M*

  • @Swift_The_Leapzard
    @Swift_The_Leapzard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    You, know Oz is basically the definition of quality over quantity when it comes to the Reddit related channels,
    You don't get too many uploads here, but the ones you do are *T O P - T I E R - V I D E O S!!* and I always get excited when I see that this dude has uploaded.

    • @withmyheartonmysleeve1504
      @withmyheartonmysleeve1504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i agree wholeheartedly

    • @themaidenlesswretch7819
      @themaidenlesswretch7819 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Admittedly, I've never been a fan of facepalm. Glad to see those aren't as common

    • @therinlucas1931
      @therinlucas1931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, I can watch his videos so many times and they still don't get old :)

  • @oreo-postraphe
    @oreo-postraphe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    THE KINGS BACK AND WE'RE AT 500K

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    11:39 This, but instead of my jaw being tight, it's literally every muscle in my entire body. All the time. Like I have to consciously make the decision to relax my muscles.

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've been under so much stress lately that not being stressed is actually uncomfortable for me, because being stressed has become my default state.
      It's actually difficult for me to operate now, because previously the only time when I wasn't stressed was when I was asleep, so now whenever I'm not stressed, my body thinks it's time to sleep and I almost pass out.

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anttipekkap For me it was mostly my medication. Like, the day I stopped taking that stuff, I felt super chill. I wasn't on edge any more, I was more open to the world around me, I could let go of stuff more easily. The only problem I have now is that, when I get too comfortable, I fall asleep.

    • @eyeballpapercut4400
      @eyeballpapercut4400 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      uh... does it mean... permanent boner

  • @itzmacaroni3320
    @itzmacaroni3320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I feel like man-spider is seriously just a spider in a small suit with a tiny briefcase and I honestly don't know what to saw

    • @deceitfulhero1723
      @deceitfulhero1723 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That reminds me of Spider With A Top Hat from SVTFOE.

  • @toasterstroodle3527
    @toasterstroodle3527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    OZ YOU HIT 500,000 SUBS!!!! OVERNIGHT TOO BECAUSE LAST NIGHT YOU WERE AT 498,000!!!
    CONGRATS MAN

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    3:08 I have self control. Problem is I can't figure out who's self it controls.

  • @sylvirgiomanach1491
    @sylvirgiomanach1491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "My responsibilities got away from me. Yikes."
    This is the story of my life, friend. Welcome.

  • @5H4TT3R3D
    @5H4TT3R3D 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the little animations he puts at the side of the posts. Especially the "insane laughing" one. It's great.

  • @emstocks7271
    @emstocks7271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    It is: too late
    To: escape
    Ad: close up of a human eye.

  • @Ashurman666
    @Ashurman666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:32 You joke but you just KNOW Oak be hitting that Delia bussy on a daily basis

  • @crimson5pider
    @crimson5pider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I respect that car story because he didn't do it to be lazy, he did it to study. That changed from relatable to admirable in an instant

  • @DejvidDutilp
    @DejvidDutilp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Oz be like: *Here I go calling everybody a lovely degenerate*

    • @itzmedash1759
      @itzmedash1759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      but we're lovely
      *a.. apparently*

    • @Pixelusually
      @Pixelusually 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Click: **screams
      Fainted: cutie
      Oz: degenerate
      Gray: alright so

    • @withmyheartonmysleeve1504
      @withmyheartonmysleeve1504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      don't pretend like you don't live for that.

  • @erevansilverfrond4911
    @erevansilverfrond4911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    12:33 This reminds me of a math problem from the PSSA’s (For anyone who doesn’t know what that is, it is a standardized test for Pennsylvania, you are forced to take it every year between 4th and 8th grade just to prove that the teachers did in fact do their jobs), I looked at it and pretty much knew what to do to solve it, but I swear there wasn’t an answer to it because I kept getting everything but one of the choices (it was multiple choice), so I just gave up and picked the answer closest to what I got. That day cemented my hatred of all standardized tests.

  • @zemorph42
    @zemorph42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just keep doing what you are doing here, Oz, and have fun with it. That always cheers me up.

  • @Sheriden.
    @Sheriden. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    *Drinks esspesso*
    NOW YOU GET TWO HEART BEATS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!

  • @larpdude7308
    @larpdude7308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Someone should draw Oz as an anthro Possum, since he loves them so much.

    • @lefishe5845
      @lefishe5845 ปีที่แล้ว

      Forcible addition of a furzona

  • @womfnv
    @womfnv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Congrats on 500k Oz!!!

  • @zeedee997
    @zeedee997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    OZZZZZ I WAS THAT PERSON ON DISCORD THAT MESSAGED YOU CALLING YOU THE BEST MILKMAN!! YOU KNOW THE ONE WITH THE ANIME GIRL PFP I STILL CANT BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY RESPONDED

    • @Retaliatixn
      @Retaliatixn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is the most random comment I saw on TH-cam, and I like it.

    • @withmyheartonmysleeve1504
      @withmyheartonmysleeve1504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jesus christ calm down you're going to scare him away if you do that

    • @zeedee997
      @zeedee997 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      with my heart on my sleeve lol I just love oz

    • @withmyheartonmysleeve1504
      @withmyheartonmysleeve1504 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zeedee997 don't we all

  • @happilyhadesbound
    @happilyhadesbound 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:45 I can do this without drinking coffee! It's called having anxiety.

  • @OsmSkylandersCheats
    @OsmSkylandersCheats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “the look on Hillary’s face when she went into the home of a working class family”
    “Welcome to fucking middle class living, Hillary”
    When will the lies end, Oz

  • @Afurry621
    @Afurry621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    furry irl: u r cute, love your self
    me irl: i want to die

  • @jarofdirt5341
    @jarofdirt5341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I identify as the homosexual supporting cast *kiss kiss fall in love*

    • @peachescream5899
      @peachescream5899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I need to find the main character and become their love interest so I can finally be mentally stable

    • @alyssajakielek687
      @alyssajakielek687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ..... My brain just kind of read the name as "Dank kaminari" because I looked at the pic and name at the same time... Andy brain just smashed it together...
      .. only saying this because I'm hoping that someone will find my brain glitch funny

    • @jarofdirt5341
      @jarofdirt5341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alyssajakielek687 I'm pretty dank tho lol

    • @alyssajakielek687
      @alyssajakielek687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jarofdirt5341 I mean..... I slightly guessed that but I felt like it was too funny to not say

    • @stretchyboi6042
      @stretchyboi6042 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you date a girl that likes guys then ur gae

  • @themerchant9711
    @themerchant9711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    JFC: Jentucky fried chicken

  • @lybliethetriggered4551
    @lybliethetriggered4551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5:15 I honestly thought he'd say, "Jesus's Fried Chicken."

  • @shinyseanny5937
    @shinyseanny5937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The king has returned!

    • @georgy2596
      @georgy2596 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wdym it’s just a month he isn’t like Sam o’nella who hasn’t been uploaded for 6 months due to school

  • @mr.h1262
    @mr.h1262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These depression memes are getting to me. When he got to the backup friend, I just started tearing up, I couldn't help it. It hit too close

  • @sadlemon1426
    @sadlemon1426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When he said "You lovely degenerates" I thought he said 'deodorants' and I was so confused.

  • @nothinginmymind8747
    @nothinginmymind8747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yes dad I need your content it so great!!!! Love you man! Can't wait to rewatch this untill you upload again.

  • @JohnBrownDidNothingWrong
    @JohnBrownDidNothingWrong ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “The mini-Oz episode will hopefully be released around September 15th”
    Narrator: It was not.

  • @coryhart1789
    @coryhart1789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    10:47 i love this cause it looks shes almost revolted at the living conditions of working class america. welcome to your average working class home hillary because this is what its like
    edit: spelling

    • @coryhart1789
      @coryhart1789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ariiiiiiiiiiiii7356 yeah she is pretty entitled tbh

    • @smapa1185
      @smapa1185 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean... plants are not usually growing in the sink in working class homes. Plants usually aren't in the sink... at all (unless you're washing them to cook).

  • @bluehoodieart7315
    @bluehoodieart7315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    11:17
    When my parents had just got married, my mum would always ask my dad “what are you thinking about?” And my dad would say nothing.
    25 years of marriage later
    Dad: *hasn’t said a word in over an hour*
    Mum: what are you singing?
    Dad: Master of Puppets by Metallica

  • @delta2613
    @delta2613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Congrats on 500k oz

  • @aidancurry1410
    @aidancurry1410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Car: **SLY MARBO SCREAMS**