How To Give A Gentleman’s Toast

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  • @ModernRogue
    @ModernRogue  3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

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  • @SuPeRMeGaJoE0
    @SuPeRMeGaJoE0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "Lads; May our coffins be made of hundred year oaks, and may we plant those trees tomorrow." It's a real beauty of a toast.

  • @AreCeeEffEx
    @AreCeeEffEx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    My usual go-to is, "here's to good food, great drink, and even better company!"
    My other general purpose one is, "cheers to the friends we've made along the way, and the ones who are yet to be!"
    And then I'm always partial to the lovable scoundrel-like toasts, "May we get what we want, may we get what we need, and may we never get what we deserve!"

  • @andysnerdcorner6226
    @andysnerdcorner6226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    I'm fond of Daniel's toast: Here's the fighting, stealing and drinking. If you fight, may you fight for a friend. If you steal, may you steal a lover's heart. If you drink, may you drink with us.

    • @DavidThoren
      @DavidThoren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Here's to cheating, fighting, stealing, and drinking!
      If you cheat, may you cheat death!
      If you fight, may you fight for a friend!
      If you steal, may you steal a lover's heart!
      -and
      If you drink, may you drink with us!

    • @tdk0bob
      @tdk0bob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Came here to say exactly this so here here

    • @andysnerdcorner6226
      @andysnerdcorner6226 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DavidThoren Yeah. I forgot the cheating section of the toast. Thanks.

    • @kendallchaos
      @kendallchaos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I use this one but change the last line to “if you drink can you get me one too, I’ll get you back next round”

    • @chronosorion6911
      @chronosorion6911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DavidThoren Yeah, back in the *Early* days of the Whisk(e)y Vault channel they asked the community for toasts, had an episode about them, and adapted exactly this toast to be their outro. The person who mentioned it here might not have given it it's full credit, but they did on the channel back when it was chosen. 😃

  • @EnsignRedshirtRicky
    @EnsignRedshirtRicky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    The perfect toast is crunchy on the outside and still somewhat moist on the inside.

    • @thisaccountisntreal107
      @thisaccountisntreal107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ooh but it's like a warm moisture
      I'm gonna go make some good toast now

    • @EnbyAlex
      @EnbyAlex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thisaccountisntreal107 as you should

    • @Stlwartheart14
      @Stlwartheart14 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      stolen, thanks

    • @mikerupe1642
      @mikerupe1642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok so I'm not the only one who thought it was a toast video

    • @OliverCatford
      @OliverCatford 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But doesn’t collapse when you spread the butter

  • @RynLikeTin
    @RynLikeTin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    An Irish classic: "As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never face upward"

    • @w3vy719
      @w3vy719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im irish and ive never heard that

  • @Profexxx
    @Profexxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    To the ones who are here, may we continue on this path. For those who couldn’t make it, may our paths meet again.

  • @zombiemann
    @zombiemann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    May the roof above our heads, never fall in. And may we friends beneath it, never fall out.

    • @AreCeeEffEx
      @AreCeeEffEx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stealing this for the holidays, thanks online stranger

    • @kenspliffyjr
      @kenspliffyjr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Old school! I remember the episode!

  • @americanmichigander
    @americanmichigander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I was at my college cafeteria and word got out that a friend had a birthday. We mobbed around him, sang, then started to chant "SPEECH!" He lifted his cup of water and we all quieted down. A beat later he pipes up saying "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like..." He couldn't finish because we all cheered and laughed. College is fun.

    • @Ebolson1019
      @Ebolson1019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The only proper response to that

  • @neilherries8751
    @neilherries8751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    My favourite is more of a traditional Scottish closer for a toast at a wedding. “Lang may yer lum reek” which translates from Scot’s Slang to “Long may your chimney produce smoke” or in other words “May your house always be warm”. This is obviously back from times where central heating wasn’t a thing, so to wish someone’s fire to last a long time meant something big

    • @kutsen39
      @kutsen39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ach! Lang may yer lum reek, and may a moose ne'er leave your girnal with a tear drop in his eye! Haste ye back, me lassie!

  • @CptFUBAR
    @CptFUBAR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Omg! That intro reminded me of a time, when I sang "The Scotsman" to a full crowd of Christian camp counselors, and camp attendees. The look on the faces of the staff members while I sang about "the Bonnie star the Scotsman kilt did lift and show" is priceless.

    • @dataperson7067
      @dataperson7067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ohhh a scotsman dressed all in his kilt left a bar one evening fair

  • @jaydice1
    @jaydice1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love the formula of ask a leading question that sounds like your going somewhere dark. Then slap them with a beautiful reality.
    Example: to my friends house wife on her birthday. “So I gotta ask you is this where you thought you would be when you grew up?” Silence shock dismay “because look at this big table of people. You have touched each and everyone of their hearts in a special way. None of them would be right here without you! And as you keep growing up. I want you to remember it’s not about the destination….” They usually finish what you are about to say let it happen.

  • @sarahboal1089
    @sarahboal1089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Our go to toast for the company of good friends is "Who's like us? Damn a few and they're all dead." My husband feels the need to ask permission to do this toast and I appreciate it more after watching this.

  • @MrAqr2598
    @MrAqr2598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    All Rogues reading this comment and all Rogues otherwise, I really wish I could meet y’all, but there is a whole ocean(sea) and/or continent separating us. However, via the Internet, let me tell you this: May you seize every single second you exist in this world, and may every said second be a memorable adventure.
    Cheers from Japan!!

    • @savourypotato
      @savourypotato 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahoy from a sailboat off the east coast of Australia!
      Preach brother!

    • @MrAqr2598
      @MrAqr2598 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@savourypotato
      By ocean, I also mean the Philippine Sea.

  • @doll8981
    @doll8981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "To distant friends, may they grow ever closer" is one I used recently when I met up with some long distance pals that I havent seen since the lockdown

  • @flarknet
    @flarknet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Here's to brothers, having prayed everyday for one I got a sister. But here with you all I have more brothers than I can count.

  • @TheHayfork
    @TheHayfork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Did this one recently with a friend who was going through a tough rejection, and to be honest I was as well.
    Here's to those that broke our hearts. May we always remember the lessons that they taught us.

  • @danielamador5932
    @danielamador5932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    There’s big ships and small ships and ships that sail the sea, but there’s no ship like friendship so here’s to you and me.
    Here’s to you Scotty and James, I love you guys.

  • @elenas3571
    @elenas3571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I misread this has “how to make awesome toast” I was expecting bread and butter but I’m not disappointed!

    • @995cool
      @995cool 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i am

  • @thisaccountisntreal107
    @thisaccountisntreal107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That mantle shelf thing you're standing in front of is beautiful

    • @Uncle_Jacob
      @Uncle_Jacob 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      A toast to that mantle shelf thing.

  • @ThomasBurnelis
    @ThomasBurnelis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Here's to you ,as good as you are, And here's to me, as bad as I am But as good as you are, and as bad as I am, I am as good as you are, as bad as I am." a favorite I stole from a friend.

  • @laminatedsamurai
    @laminatedsamurai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Toasts are amazing, but I just can't get over the look on Daniel's face during that intro.
    You can see the exact moment his soul begins to leave his body as Brian continues to sing.
    Anyway, I have two toasts I use on a regular basis, depending on company.
    For friends: "To a life worth living."
    For family, particularly at a gathering: "Same time, next year." (It was a toast my grandfather used to give at Christmas and Thanksgiving, and I promised I would keep that tradition going with whoever I could.)

  • @Gryffyth_Aurum
    @Gryffyth_Aurum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A toast to my two favorite rogues! May we continue this journey of wisdom, whimsy, triumph and tears together while we sit apart. Cheers boys!

  • @thedullohanvids
    @thedullohanvids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    A friend of mine was once married for a very short time, and he never told his parents that he got married. So our group of friends has an inside joke that when he gets married again. One of us will give a toast and look him dead in the eye and end the toast with "first marriage, best marriage."

  • @damianfarrer3992
    @damianfarrer3992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My favorite toast (and I hope people know where this is from) is "never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away."

  • @evil-is-hot
    @evil-is-hot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't know anything about toasts but I really like that furniture thing behind them.

  • @timcrimson
    @timcrimson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My Go-To Favorite Buddy Toast (the ones we tell at hangouts) is one from my buddy Ian, and it goes like this:
    "Here's to the Atlantic Ocean,
    For without it the French could just waltz on over here."
    It holds no weight, no merit, and catches everyone with a "What?"

    • @timcrimson
      @timcrimson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also, Brian... I'm impressed with your shanty.

  • @ReinBelmont
    @ReinBelmont 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "from all the people I've known, you are, without a doubt, one of them. Cheers"

  • @johnbeauvais3159
    @johnbeauvais3159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    “May our sons have rich fathers and beautiful mothers”
    “I would suffer a thousand false friends and fools to find another soul as good as _____!”

    • @wolfsden6479
      @wolfsden6479 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That second one is real good

  • @rocket_appliances
    @rocket_appliances 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

    • @SirFrederick
      @SirFrederick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that was what I was going to write, I regret to announce, this is The End

    • @hollywood9158
      @hollywood9158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Classic

    • @Gryffyth_Aurum
      @Gryffyth_Aurum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PROUD FEET!

  • @InvestedDetailing
    @InvestedDetailing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    *Clinks glass* First of all I wanna thank everyone for coming. I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

    • @JD2jr.
      @JD2jr. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So dumb. I love it.

  • @starwind1985
    @starwind1985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I've got two that it is now tradition for me to give:
    "May you be in heaven for 2 hours before the devil knows you're dead."
    "The Drunkards Prayer:
    Our lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, at home as is in the bar. Give us this day our daily head, and forgive us our spillages, as we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not into incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter, the lager. Forever and ever, barmen."

  • @hllawilton2
    @hllawilton2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "When you're good at something you'll tell everyone. When you're great at something - they'll tell you" and one that's been in my family since at least my great grandma Flo "Fuck it"

  • @AmirTapir
    @AmirTapir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favorite toast came from a cousin at his birthday party. It has become a staple toast among the family. And it goes like:
    "Thank you all for coming"
    And that's it haha straight to the point!

  • @derekgutenson1244
    @derekgutenson1244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Time is a waste of your life, life is a waste of your time; so get wasted all the time and you'll have the time o' your life."

  • @Sepricotaku
    @Sepricotaku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My favorite toast is more of a send off I can't remember where I first heard it but I've always enjoyed it:
    May the seas see you safely home, may the sun shine upon your face, may the wind always be at your back, and may you be three days in heaven before the devil knows your dead.

  • @riuphane
    @riuphane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Every time I have to do a toast at a wedding, I open with the eulogy from princess bride: "mawage. Mawage is what bwings uth togetha today..." And then follow up with the "but seriously..." And why the bride or groom (whichever I'm closest to) is going to be a great partner for the other, just like a personal "this is why you're so lucky" conversation

  • @timshulepov
    @timshulepov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Stolen from Daniel in an episode of Whiskey Tribe: "May we become the people our dogs perceive us to be".

  • @grahamriley8064
    @grahamriley8064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    may the music we make never fade from our ears, the light we cast never fade from our eyes, and the love we feel never fade from our hearts.

  • @nova2512
    @nova2512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *The best and most simple toast ever that I use on occasion myself is from the movie Dragnet. Tom Hanks says of Dan Ackroyd’s mother “May she live as long she wants, but never want as long as she lives.”*

  • @anne_frank_
    @anne_frank_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Knew it'd be with the tribe. Looking forward to another episode of one of my favorite TH-cam crossovers.

    • @anne_frank_
      @anne_frank_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@burritodog3634 Where do you think Home Alone drew its inspiration from?

  • @no_one_from_nowhere
    @no_one_from_nowhere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Anytime I fall in public I just say “ I do all my own stunts” and i go from the clumsy idiot to the funniest guy in the room.

  • @koboldlover1310
    @koboldlover1310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    we love them in leather
    we love them in lace
    but we love them most
    when they sit on our face

  • @ixk01santiagosinapsis53
    @ixk01santiagosinapsis53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “To all you beautifull women; may all your dreams come true, but not your biggest dream, cuz I love to be single”

  • @MrSchism
    @MrSchism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Get fucked." Punctuated a particular moment in my life as a toast and nobody every forgot.

  • @thisaccountisntreal107
    @thisaccountisntreal107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I always just raise a glass and shout about lying cheating and stealing
    I never elaborate I just encourage the dastardly behavior

  • @matthewdettamore5962
    @matthewdettamore5962 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Here is the one we do at my school with friends, "Cheers, Beers, and Pioneers" (the Pioneer being our mascot).

  • @benl.ofthegamecatarmy
    @benl.ofthegamecatarmy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel bad that I knew that song from the first line.... haven't heard it since the last year I worked at Scout Camp but I definitely recognized it, one of three we made sure to never sing while any campers were on the Rez

  • @simpleChoas33
    @simpleChoas33 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The go-to that can easily be modified for most scenarios:
    To the many moments of life to come:
    To those of anger and sorrow, may they be few and far between,
    To those of joy and friendship, may they be plentiful,
    And to the moments of love, may they be ever lasting!

  • @nova2512
    @nova2512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *Webster’s dictionary defines a toast as “sliced bread browned on both sides by exposure to radiant heat.”*

  • @4by108
    @4by108 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the night tender i have one in my local pub super cool peice of history.

  • @ikeikeforty
    @ikeikeforty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "May our children have hot mothers"
    Usually goes over well with the college crowd

  • @jameswest6232
    @jameswest6232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Man, could have used this one a month ago at my bro's wedding. Granted, I never got to give the speech anyway, but still.

  • @TheOldestSoul
    @TheOldestSoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wrote this toast for my Christmas party mostly in honor of my God Mother who had just passed days before Christmas the previous year. At 6 sharp, I stand in front of everyone at the fireplace and thank everyone, cut a few jokes and then we all raise our glasses and toast.
    To those those who have departed, and to all who shall depart
    You will ever be present. In our minds and in our hearts!

  • @sonan333
    @sonan333 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    (don't go first, wait for 4-5 people to go)
    So as some of you might know, I'm not great at recalling moments on-the-spot. I get flustered and details escape me, and... (sigh). But, we all know ______ is great at connecting with people, and they make each connection unique. You just heard it yourself from quite a few other people. And we all remember those little connections with ______. So, here's to ______, being able to connect with so many people in so many different ways ain't easy, but ______ sure makes it seem so.

  • @deusexmachina2971
    @deusexmachina2971 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "To old and new family/friends let us never become strangers"-my go to toast (for now on just made that one up)

  • @cardboardbard
    @cardboardbard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “My friends, as we mark this occasion, I offer this blessing. May we get what we want. May we get what we need. But may we never get what we deserve.”

  • @thegentlemanpirate13
    @thegentlemanpirate13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Here's to Love, Liquor, and using one to improve the other! Cheers!"

  • @tzisorey
    @tzisorey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Old enough that I don't even know where it's from - probably Irish or Scottish
    "May the roof over your head be always strong, and may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead"

  • @Mike_Steel
    @Mike_Steel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "May your house always be too small to hold all of your friends."

    • @kutsen39
      @kutsen39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At first I thought, "Wait, that's kinda mean." Then I realized it meant that you have a lot of friends.

  • @XIIICatBlack
    @XIIICatBlack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Here's to the most free spirited middle aged men i have ever met. I hope i can one day achieve what they have achieved and live freely as they too. Cheers

  • @LuciFernato
    @LuciFernato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    With my friends we have the tradition of whoever gets the round has to toast (we do this for every round) so we always end up having to improvise for a shit ton and its just the most fun you could imagine (and as we get more drunk the toasts also get more ridiculous ahah)

  • @spacesabove8780
    @spacesabove8780 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's been a long and strange journey *persons name* *personal story optional* I'm glad you've been a part of it. And then the traditional navy farewell is "fair winds and following seas" which is nice to end with if appropriate for the situation.

  • @richiek1155
    @richiek1155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Through life and death may we all stand tall and together, for I know no other men I’d happily die for

  • @twoscoopsofpig
    @twoscoopsofpig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'd rather spend an hour with you lot than a day with the finest people I know. Cheers!

  • @MichaelHuikeshoven
    @MichaelHuikeshoven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Brian is already a toast master, he had a whole song about grilled cheese.

  • @EchosTackyTiki
    @EchosTackyTiki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was always partial to "May you live as long as you want, and may you never want as long as you live!"

  • @Bigtex9715
    @Bigtex9715 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not a go too but this is for when my best friend gets married again 😂 "John never thought I'd be here... Again but here I am when you left for the military for 6 years life was hell but though it all I had you you were my rock in the storm you were my confidant my best friend and the hard truth I needed to hear you brought laughter and joy along with a little danger and I wouldn't have it any other way it's been 25 years and hers to another 25 filled with life and happiness"

  • @ArikaStack
    @ArikaStack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I hope Murphy is doing okay.
    Please let him know that the viewers care about and hope the best for him...

    • @walnuthead
      @walnuthead 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What happened??

  • @Troubledsham
    @Troubledsham 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    great video guys, I needed this

  • @sage18000
    @sage18000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Before Daniel toasts, mine is "May those who love us, love us. And for those who do not love us, may God turn their hearts. And if He does not turn their hearts, may they turn their ankles so we may know them by their limping."
    And I stole that.... from an episode of Modern Rogue.... where Daniel toasted that.

  • @army103
    @army103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My favorite is, "Here's to you, and here's to me. May we never disagree. But if we do, to hell with you...here's to me!"

  • @Qantravon
    @Qantravon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My friend group's go-to toast: To absent friends and *present enemies*!

  • @HooverM75
    @HooverM75 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Here's to fighting, stealing, and drinking...if you fight, may you fight with a friend...if you steal, may you steal a lover's heart...and if you drink...may you drink with us. -- Best Toast Ever.....MB

  • @travistompkins2752
    @travistompkins2752 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    From my Navy days... "From wood ships to steel ships, the ships that sail the seas.. The best ships, are friendships, for friends, shall always be"

  • @jamesb.1826
    @jamesb.1826 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watched the commercial....can we talk about the painting with the cut-out for the power outlet? Whaaa?

  • @TheSeanChannel
    @TheSeanChannel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Here's to honor...
    To getting honor
    To staying honor
    And if you can't finish inner
    Finish honor.

    • @cryaesthetic3603
      @cryaesthetic3603 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      8 months later but almost, "Here's to honor. Here's to hitting honor, getting honor, falling of her, getting back honor and if you can't cum in her come honor!" It's a word play for the actual honor aswell :)

  • @XxRRxX-qg8cl
    @XxRRxX-qg8cl ปีที่แล้ว

    "Some ships are wooden, and those ships may sink, but friendships are solid, and to those ships we drink"

  • @novemberoscar98
    @novemberoscar98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    *clears throat* "I'M THIRSTY!" *chugs drink*

  • @311connorf
    @311connorf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Here's to old scotch, young women and all the wonderful vices that make our hearts, heads, and wallets lite"

    • @cg1906
      @cg1906 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This sounds like one id expect to hear in the British House of Lords followed by a round of "HRAWHRAWHREH"

  • @stephenphillips2547
    @stephenphillips2547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    May we be like rogues. May we cheat, steal, and drink.
    If we cheat, cheat death.
    If we steal, steal a beautiful woman's heart.
    If we drink, drink with me.

  • @dungeonmasterv
    @dungeonmasterv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "May your casket be made of 100 year old oak...
    And the tree be planted tomorrow!!!
    Slainte!!!"

  • @Naughtsuotale
    @Naughtsuotale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My go to toast " Here's to the person that walked into my life and refused to leave, never regretted having -insert name here- in my life"

  • @DVDProductions13
    @DVDProductions13 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Something I was able to make up from this episode:
    "To the moments that came and the memories that have passed, may we never forget them, for those memories last, for the emotions we felt and the feelings we cant describe, never forget, To Like , Comment and Subscribe"
    *Clink* 🤣🤣🤣

  • @BandanaGames
    @BandanaGames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    To the winners that know us, the losers who lost us and the lucky bastards that get to meet us

  • @elvisdepelvis4431
    @elvisdepelvis4431 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome, thank you 🙏

  • @sratliffmarine
    @sratliffmarine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We'll drink to good companions and Irish whiskey neat, we'll drink to wives and lovers and we hope they never meet, we'll drink to rogues like us may good fortune on us fall, but when the toast comes round we'll drink to anything at all

  • @Mr_Haddles
    @Mr_Haddles 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My two favourites are:
    "Salud, dinero, y tiempo para gozarlos." - Spanish for "Health, wealth, and the time to enjoy them both"
    "May the road ever rise to greet you, may the wind be ever at your back, and may you be in Heaven half an hour before the Devil knows your dead!"

  • @michaelschipper1099
    @michaelschipper1099 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My friend and and the love of your life, _____, may the friendships old and new be placed on the mantle over the fire of your love because I know few other couple who deserves more admiration than you two. I respect you both and I wish my future relationship to be more like you two.

  • @TsurenaiYoru
    @TsurenaiYoru 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    To the regiment - We toast that at every holiday and special occasion in my family

  • @jonfishr
    @jonfishr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Here’s to [name]. May all her dreams come true, save for one, so she’ll always have something to strive for.

  • @nemo4907
    @nemo4907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A traditional toast amongst my peoples.....
    To all my family, friends and acquaintances - I've upped my standards, so up yours!

  • @residentroofkorean
    @residentroofkorean 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good luck. Have fun. And PTFO.

  • @ericfowler1102
    @ericfowler1102 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Some ships are wooden ships and those ships may sink. But the best ships and to those ships we drink. Is probably my favorite

  • @cg1906
    @cg1906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "To our enemies, may god change their hearts and twist their ankles" always gets a good response!

    • @cg1906
      @cg1906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well fuck his was just mine but better

  • @styrax7280
    @styrax7280 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video! Though the real star of the show was that cupboard ^^

  • @theawesomelearner2978
    @theawesomelearner2978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When a toast comes with a roast, it sounds like an awesome brunch

  • @lovefonseca1626
    @lovefonseca1626 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    To big ships, small ships, and all the ships in the sea. But the best ships are friendships so may we always be. :)

  • @WDCallahan
    @WDCallahan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had to click on the past 8 months worth of videos just to find a dang cereal coupon! I wish there was a sponsor index somewhere on your site.

  • @pkdug
    @pkdug 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "May the winds of fortune sail you, may you sail a gentle sea, may it always be the other guy who says this drink's on me"