Galactic Council Shocked By This Human Body Part | Best HFY Stories
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It might help if the photo wasn't an alien with a skeletal system. Also this Galactic Council is kind of dumb if they don't understand basic concepts of physics and biology.
AI writing isn't the best.
@@theprecipiceofreason ah the true hope of humanity, that AI never quite gets it.
Thats right aliens inside each human, is a spooky scary skeleton!
Don’t mention the ones in our closets. I don’t think the concepts of traumas and metaphors would land very well with them.
What truly horrified the aliens were character names like Maverick and Jack Daniels
Wait so super advanced sentient beings have never seen any animals or lifeforms with bones inside of them? They wouldn’t be somewhat familiar with basic anatomy of an alien? This one doesn’t add up to me. Love your channel though.
Not for nothing, we humans have already thought that if there is life elsewhere in the galaxy, it should be expected to evolve differently from Earth.
Remember, these are politicians, not scientists or engineers.
My filthy, corrupted mind was thinking of a...different...body part.
Well just wait until they find out about those bits !!
Read the comment I put up concerning THAT!
Aliens be like.. Wait a second... humans keep bones on the INSIDE??!! IMPOSSIBLE!
"They're just bags of water held up by sticks! So easy to puncture!
When in doubt, take off our shirt, and flex.
Especially true if its totally unneccesary for x-rays 😅
Or the jacket is made of lead...
I really thought this was gonna be about a huge rooster
If so, I can picture a scenario where an aquatic lifeform resembling a Seahorse exclaims: "What!!?? The females of your species bear children?"
A birdlike alien enquires: "So, they grow inside the body & emerge as a smaller version of the adult, not hatch out of eggs?"
The human who is a doctor, answers, "Yes, normally 1 child is born to a human mother, 2 children can happen, sometimes 3 but it's very rare for more to occur."
Yet another alien exclaims, "UNBELIEVABLE! Why only 1? I hear that the birthing process is agonising, is this true?"
The human doctor answers, "Yes, but the pain is quickly forgotten once the baby is born. I myself tended to some births over the years & sometimes the births required surgical assistance."
A female council member shouts "YOU A MALE OF YOUR SPECIES! TENDING A BIRTH? WE DON'T ALLOW MALES NEAR A LABOURING FEMALE ON OUR PLANET! NOT EVEN THE BROOD SIRE MUST APPROACH HER!"
The Doctor answers, "We don't have claws & fangs like you Madam Councillor, we humans find that familliar presences during moments like birthing reduces stress & brings calm, even the brood sire's presence can be calming to his mate."
More talking ensues, clearly there is more that is unknown about the human anatomy, the Head Councillor brings this meeting to a close & strongly advises all present to further study all aspects of Human Physiology, not just reproduction.
This is some 8th grader theater girl thinking she has found a clever way of giving a health class presentation on a human body system, she obviously chose the skeletal system. Lot of silly stuff here.
Truth
This council is a bunch of short bus kids
If this was about the reproductive system, I can picture a scenario where an aquatic lifeform resembling a Seahorse exclaims: "What!!?? So, the females of your species bear children?"
A birdlike alien enquires: "So, they grow inside the body & emerge as a smaller version of the adult, not hatch out of eggs?"
The human who is a doctor, answers, "Yes, normally 1 child is born to a human mother, 2 children can happen, sometimes 3 but it's very rare for more to occur."
Yet another alien exclaims, "UNBELIEVABLE! Why only 1? I hear that the birthing process is agonising, is this true?"
The human doctor answers, "Yes, but the pain is quickly forgotten once the baby is born. I myself tended to some births over the years & sometimes the births required surgical assistance."
A female council member shouts "YOU A MALE OF YOUR SPECIES! TENDING A BIRTH? WE DON'T ALLOW MALES NEAR A LABOURING FEMALE ON OUR PLANET! NOT EVEN THE BROOD SIRE MUST APPROACH HER!"
The Doctor answers, "We don't have claws & fangs like you Madam Councillor, we humans find that familliar presences during moments like birthing reduces stress & brings calm, even the brood sire's presence can be calming to his mate."
More talking ensues, clearly there is more that is unknown about the human anatomy, the Head Councillor brings this meeting to a close & strongly advises all present to further study all aspects of Human Physiology, not just reproduction.
This sounds like a good comedy show
how can aliens be this dumb ?
IF you never learned, you don;t know.
@captainzorikh That's not an excuse. If I met a real, honest to God alien why the hell would I be surprised that it has anatomy completely ALIEN to mine? That's just common sense. Seems like the bugs in space are just stupid as the ones right here on Earth.
@@notafan5573 Of course! I completely forgot that aliens have to be smarter than humans!
The concept of this story is interesting but poorly executed.
Over the top dramatic speech and bad story/ environment building.
This sounds like it was written with ChatGPT
This sounds like an r/thathappened reddit story.
Smart enough to travel the stars but no knowledge of biology in any way....
When Maverick returned to his ship he found that Jack Daniels had bled to death from the leg injury caused by the cargo container.
Mavertick kicked back and had a scotch. Blue label.
Bones don't get stronger when they heal
It actually does to a point. Martial artists who train in breaking techniques with their hands, kicking your shins at a tree in Muy Thai or any physically high stressed repeated impacts to the bone produces micro-fractures. Once given time to heal with treatment, these micro-fractures become denser and thus stronger.
Edit: *Breaking techniques on dense materials such as brick, concrete, and stone. Not wood planks.
This story was not the best, but the reading is pretty good and that's what matter for all the stories you up on this channel !
And of course ... 88 ;-)
Alien species smart enough to progress their technology to that level but not smart enough to figure out that maybe there is something holding a human body up. Ridiculous.
The human is lucky that the tenatcled, exo-skeleton creatures had not yet optimized their physiology through evolution, selective breeding, and training to be able to do better than a human. Their environment mus tnot be that dmanding.
But how the heck did they get such a heavy boulder in the room if it was too heavy for them to lift?
I like your story's but to be honest I can't imagine this being possible in any reality. These aliens would have to be morons not to already know, with some sort of medical advantages, how Humans are structured. Lol. I understand exoskeleton but with a intelligence, possibly greater than our own, would not be offended. If these aliens offend easily than maybe they are not intelligent enough to want to befriend. In my humble opinion.
Seriously? The Aliens are morons. Yes I know it's just a story but it what reality if any could these aliens be that misinformed?
Sorry but this is just stupid. I doubt that advanced aliens would have existed this long without finding vertebrates.
I liked this story very well written hopefully when we see real aliens we will impress them
I can think of more scary body parts!
how does one even move without muscles attached to an endoskeleton or an exoskeleton? They were aware we had no exoskeleton, what else would we have? A system of fluid or gas filled bladders like kip from futurama?
some of the aliens had tentacles
@@jocramkrispy305 fair enough, though I know of no tentacled creature that can move its body with a single tentacle out of water. That said, I used to think tentacles had bones in them much like our spinal cord, so what do I know about cephalopods?
A wonderful story.
Bonetrousle intensifyes
Gymbro sci-fi :D
Look, you're confused. I don't know who told you this but it's not how it went down. I know. I was there.
First off, while it seemed like a political issue and about endoskeletons vs exoskeletons, it was as much or more about gambling. Galactics are bored and they love any wager that's interesting. Krelik knew about endoskeletons well enough, though they had initially come as a surprise.
The first competition was the combat and t was close, but the Krelik Warrior, was a was armored and had more arms to work with. Maverick put up a great fight, but he was outweighed, out armed and over matched. The crowd went wild, as did the betting. The council was ecstatic, thinking they won and it would be some tough political consequences for humans.
The obstacle course competition was the second competition, not the third and Mavrick didn't win.
The third challenge was weightlifting, taking turns lifting the weights, alternating who went first. Being a tie score up to then, neither competitor was going to give in, not even if it killed them. The weights kept being added. Both of them struggled on. Again it was Maverick's turn to start with a weight that almost broke the lifting bar, but he raised it to arms length above his head and dropped it. It was enough to dent the arena floor. The betting reached the price of planets. The Krelik warrior jerked it up to it's thorax, then over it's head and then... the shell of its arm snapped and the weight across its thorax and neck. It couldn't move. The crowd gasped and was silent. While the arena had been prepared properly for competition, the officials were not. The warrior was going to die. Everyone just stood there, everyone but Maverick who darted over and dead lifted the weight one more time to get it off his opponent. The medics were prepared with a floater, but it was Maverick that did most of the lifting of his opponent onto the floating gurney.
As he left, the crowd went wild. It was a story never to be forgotten because at the end Maverick had not just shown the strength of his body, but his moral strength as well.
What suspensions? Lol
Well done.
Ugh.
Don't give up skeleton!
Never underestimate the human spirit .I really liked this story. 88😊
AI has no physical concepts, basing a story on such an absurd premise.
A Gomer Pyle free moment. A fun aside. Well put together. Good narration. Enjoyed much. Thanks.
That guy had to be horribly sore after all that xD
Interesting.
Ok, first thing first, i kinda like many of your stories, however... for the love of god, stop just jumping into the middle of the story, start with spending a few minutes describing the universe your story takes place, followed by a few mins of intro into the current situation, then do the humanity announced invincible weapons/fleet/threat/etc.. Jumping into the middle without any description or lore feels like i missed something important. Why do we announce a fleet, why do the aliens do the things they do, even though you mention the reasons in passing it often just confuses me more. so, here is my constructive criticism. Please, follow the following structure: intro/worldbuilding-> action-> ending. And the thing is, a few of your stories actually follow this structure, but most of them do not.