"Wearing a wedding ring in the workplace reminds other employees that are single that do not have any love in their life and are terribly lonely." LMAO HAHAHA.
@@UseTheScience Human excretion shan’t be tolerated in any fast food establishment. Peepeepoopoo, I do do. We must exterminate all Eskimos as Jaboody has said so. My libertarian ideology forbids me to speak as if slavery is wrong. It’s 01:30 and I’m having an aneurysm, I don’t care, I wish to die.
When i was a kid my dad would get hella stoned and turn the tv on mute and jaboody dub the fuck out of everything. It was always hilarious. During my sister's school play of jack and the beanstalk he was narrating over it the entire time in my ear telling the story of jack and the crackrocks. But mom, these are magic rocks!
My mom is from the mid-west, and she says "warsh" so I ended up picking it up from her. Took me like a year to break the habit and say "wash" correctly.
The first time I heard it pronounced like that was when I watched Dennis the Menace (the 1993 film) back when I was a kid Second time was from Colonel Sanders in a KFC commercial from 1969 and that is what stuck to me the most.
I always love when the boys call back to the "Everybody raise your Baja Blast" at the classy futuristic Taco Bell in the Demolition Man movie dub. Sadly that video got nuked for copyright.
Yeah i love it when jaboody make a video that wouldve otherwise been helpful as a real official training video or infomercial if not for the vulgarity lololol
My prediction: fumes kill the workers before they discover the deep fryer's limits. If they're trying this they're not smart enough to think of that danger.
@@Madmatt18back in the day I worked at bk. It was shocking how much stuff ""accidently " ended up in the fryers and broiler. Management cracked down after they found out an employee was planning on quitting by shoving his uniform in the broiler with a l[af of burgers.
2:43 Like Lil Wayne said " Long hair don't care, as long as shawty got it tied up, then daddy can ride all night long." And the same goes for the kitchen.
"Inspector boyyyy" Accentuation of the "wh" words. Dirty Dan strokes... er, strikes again!! Dick Peterson, I think, needs to go personally inspect one of Guy Fieri's joints.
Being both a manager and employee of the food industry over the past 17 years, I willingly approve this video and demand it be shown to everyone day of hiring.
“A lot of people seem to think it’s okay to eat food that’s expired just because it looks good, smells good, and hey might even taste better, but unless you don’t enjoy the thrill of diarrhea I’d suggest not.”
@@jamesstephenson2346 Well, in the city where I lived, it was a viable way to make a living without having to work yourself to death. But nowadays, restaurant work is no longer viable since the price of things went up but the rate of pay stayed the same. I quit working in the restaurant industry almost a decade ago after getting my CDL.
@@Madmatt18Then you haven't even taken the national food safety courses, it's okay though tbh I don't think any of the inspectors have either. Most of them have an IQ of a whopping six, so no worries.
@@glorfburfington9676 can u shit then we have a job for you!!! At ACME health inc we provide municipalities with the most offensive mouthed inspectors found. Dont worry that you have deficated in the cupcakes sprinkle on a lil Clorox and its good to serve the stuff kills germs anyways. Puked in the microwave apply some gasoline and cook for 40 minutes the problem (along with the kitchen will be history)
“We’re not here to worry about other people’s feelings” meanwhile he gives a violation about wearing wedding bands cause other people might get offended
I love that Dan has a theme song playing each time he appears. This is amazing. I am overjoyed you are still making videos after all these years. I love your videos so much
9:47 "A lot of people seem to think it’s okay to eat food that’s expired because it looks good, smells good, and, hey, it might even taste better, but unless you enjoy don't the thrill of diarrhea, I’d suggest not." Had me fucking dying.
This dub makes me understand about food safety in the kitchen more than the usual food safety related videos I have to watch in order to get my license for owning a restaurant in my country
Man, he was riding Jay’s ass hard. He was trying as hard as he could being short staffed and everything, but Ron, don’t play. Kind of felt bad for the poor guy!
Jay had a whole warm chicken sitting back there with him and a watermelon on the floor beside his box of "personal items". That may wasn't living right
When I was becoming a manager at taco Bell I had to take a food handling class that lasted 4 hours!!!! And they played this exact video pretty wild 🤣 I always thought it would make a great dub
4 ปีที่แล้ว +3
Did dirty Dan do dastardly deeds during his duties?!
Yeah it was pretty much the exact same tone I remember one of them though he was like washing his hands in a dark room And boy let me tell you Ron was not happy
"Wearing a wedding ring in the workplace reminds other employees that are single that they do not have any love in their love and are terribly lonely. And it also reminds them that you may be handling someone's genitals late at night, which would also be a violation." SO fucking thrilled you guys are making more content, fuck yeah. Keep it up dudes.
I want to thank you Jaboody dubs. I suffer from PTSD and depression. But I have watched your videos for years and you always keep me laughing. Thank you for this. Never stop please
I work with Dirty Dan myself and you wouldn't believe it but yesterday I caught him using Christmas wrapping paper to cover the produce and meats instead of plastic wrap. So when I went into the fridge it looked like Christmas morning. He also makes a dish he calls sweet mayo cream. Which is just mayo, sugar, milk, and vanilla extract. He'll actually put it on the counter next to the cash register in a big bowl that he sells on the side for a dollar. He sometimes sits there and has conversations with the customers, trying to sell his sweet mayo cream while sticking his fingers in it and tasting it for himself. Then when it's not selling, he will get in a panic and constantly bring up "my cream ain't selling today, I ain't throwing it out". So if the day ends with "his cream" left, he will actually take it and hide it somewhere in the kitchen. One time he hide it in the bosses office and forgot about it so after a few weeks had gone by it smelt like a burnt dumpster full of shitty hair diapers. The boss was flaming mad because he knew it had something to due with Dirty Dan but didn't know what. He was actually more upset that Dan kept coming into his office taking big sniffs and then saying "smells like mama's house".
"Someone could fall right in and choke on that plastic bag" ....as a nurse, I felt that. State audits always be like that. YOU get a violation, YOU get a violation....
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“You got fingers in the spinach, a foot in the arugula, and this brings a whole new meaning to a head of lettuce”
Damn I didn’t come here for the John tron quotes but I’m not disappointed
Came for this, but didn't realize others would come for this too
Came to nut, Stayed for the Jon Tron
JON
A man of legends
If I owned a restaurant, I'd make all my employees watch this video as though it were legitimate.
Actually! Not a bad idea
I comprehend more chit here than boring a** videos
I made my kitchen manager watch it and he enjoyed it tbh.
Everything they said was legitimate though.
If they then proceed to ask where the red copper pans are, then give them a raise!!
@@adirmiller2141 wins the comment section.
"Wearing a wedding ring in the workplace reminds other employees that are single that do not have any love in their life and are terribly lonely." LMAO HAHAHA.
That killed me. It also lets people know you might be handling genitals late at night...”
omg 💀💀💀
😅
@@sheralynsilva2850 "which would also be a violation"
Oof.
No wedding ring is insane...
I really like how this has pretty much the same message and meanings as the original video,
Only Jaboody is making them more wild and crazy.
peepeepoopoo
Ok elver go off I would like to hear more
@@UseTheScience Human excretion shan’t be tolerated in any fast food establishment. Peepeepoopoo, I do do. We must exterminate all Eskimos as Jaboody has said so. My libertarian ideology forbids me to speak as if slavery is wrong. It’s 01:30 and I’m having an aneurysm, I don’t care, I wish to die.
When i was a kid my dad would get hella stoned and turn the tv on mute and jaboody dub the fuck out of everything. It was always hilarious. During my sister's school play of jack and the beanstalk he was narrating over it the entire time in my ear telling the story of jack and the crackrocks. But mom, these are magic rocks!
@@teekotrain6845 More wild? more like more realistic, god dammit Dirty Dan
“Sounds to me like you’re short staffed in your brain!” 😂
I loved that one
😂😂
I love how dirty dan doesn't speak, he just makes grunting noises
It's brilliant
It's worth noting he doesn't speak in the original video either.
He says, "That's better!" @10:24
Dirty Dan is a Skaven.
He also says "Yeah, uh-huh.", albeit barely audible.
The pronunciation of wash as "worsh" was so spot on
Hilfuckinlarious
My mom is from the mid-west, and she says "warsh" so I ended up picking it up from her.
Took me like a year to break the habit and say "wash" correctly.
It's a good progrum.
@@psygn0sis i live in northern pa. My great aunt used to saw warsh
The first time I heard it pronounced like that was when I watched Dennis the Menace (the 1993 film) back when I was a kid
Second time was from Colonel Sanders in a KFC commercial from 1969 and that is what stuck to me the most.
"you got all the classic flavors, chocolate, strawberry, and baja blast" Shit killed me lmao
I know that was great
I always love when the boys call back to the "Everybody raise your Baja Blast" at the classy futuristic Taco Bell in the Demolition Man movie dub. Sadly that video got nuked for copyright.
@@AfferbeckBeats I remember that it sucks it got taken down
What's baja blast?
Ahhh baja blast!!! 😍😍😍
“Dirty Dan you rat bastard you’ve done it again” lmao
Employees need to use that sink to warsh their hands
@@Roosterboi21 lol
Is Dirty Dan a Skaven?
I’d say I’m Dirty Dan!
“Chocolate, strawberry, and Baja Blast” killed me
The basic food groups.
all the classic milk flavours
Is baja blast a real thing?
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Yes
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 yup it's traditional milk flavor from Tijuana but it spread from there all over Mexico.
I love the fact that the dub still managed to be informative
Yeah i love it when jaboody make a video that wouldve otherwise been helpful as a real official training video or infomercial if not for the vulgarity lololol
😂😂😂
It's like Jaboody's doctors. They're extremely blunt and are clearly done with everybody's crap, but they tend to be pretty accurate.
I love how the inspector eventually gets tired of dirty dan’s shit and just straight up starts berating him.
I rewinded the blood scene like 8 times 😂😂😂
Haha did he seriously just throw that mop water all over inspector Ron's car?.....
"You got a straw sitting here ."-"someone might trip over it and choke . " lmfao .
Straws: the greatest tripping & falling hazard in the workplace.
This was the line that made me realize that watching this while my husband was sleeping was an absolutely terrible idea.
Well i mean it is true soo..
Who's hiring turtles 🐢 🤔
Xenai Oaks
Where are the turtles?
Turtles fly on Tuesday.
"Testing the limits of the deep fryer using office supplies."
Oh, what a vivid image that provoked.
ngl it lowkey made me wanna get a job at micky d's so i could ty it
I can see the pens melting in Greese 🤣
My prediction: fumes kill the workers before they discover the deep fryer's limits. If they're trying this they're not smart enough to think of that danger.
@@Madmatt18back in the day I worked at bk. It was shocking how much stuff ""accidently " ended up in the fryers and broiler. Management cracked down after they found out an employee was planning on quitting by shoving his uniform in the broiler with a l[af of burgers.
8:26
“A bag of sugar, wide open. Come on in, rats and ants. We’re open for business apparently!”
😂😂😂😂
"I can't have you on my ass today... Gimmie a break'
"those are expired by the way"
That shit killed me right there.
"Huh?"
Always add a time stamp. 3:51
The timing of the lines was gold. 😆
Ron is the best. X'D
It's exactly how health inspectors are wired
2:43
Like Lil Wayne said " Long hair don't care, as long as shawty got it tied up, then daddy can ride all night long." And the same goes for the kitchen.
lmao
That made me laugh aloud at the sceeen
Dick Peckerson, Inspector Ron, and Dirty Dan are easily the best 3 personalities in any Jaboody video.
"Wearing a wedding ring also reminds them you may be handling someone's genitals at night, which is also a violation" 🤣 best video ever
It's only a violation if it's in public, the consent is one-sided, you get paid for it, or if either party is underage.
It's more of a violation when the other person doesn't want it 😂😂😂.
RIP Jose....his family never got that chile relleno....
Dont worry, he snuck it out between his buttcheeks from his old days as a Drug Mule.
@@HeilRay okay good i was kinda worried
I never knew chile relleno is stuffed peppers
Sorry you're dead, Jose...
@@Spoiled0atmeal-zw6dm what’s your last name pls
"Here comes dumbass Dan, makin' me prou- oh my God, Dirty Dan, what's with all that blood?"
Now, Harry. Why do you have 3 barrels of hydrochloric acid? This is a Whendy's.
Harry got away Scott free! YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING WITH ME!
😆
h w h e n d y ' s
now harry what is going on here, you got finger in the spinach,a foot in the arugula,and this is bringing a whole new meaning to a head of lettuces
I ain’t eating out of the sink but you’ll be eating out of a tube for the rest of your life
Almost scrolled right past this thinking it was a just an old upload, upon realizing it was new, I about passed out!
Me too! Just what the world needs now
You say you nearly scrolled past? Go *warsh* ya mouth out!
I like how Dirty Dan is laughing and grinning while Ron berates him for stinking up the bathroom.
He's proud of what he did
10:31
You gay
@@charlesverg2184 Just like your mother.
"Inspector boyyyy"
Accentuation of the "wh" words.
Dirty Dan strokes... er, strikes again!!
Dick Peterson, I think, needs to go personally inspect one of Guy Fieri's joints.
it's Dick PECKerson
I die whenever Roy stares straight into the camera with the expression of a corpse
Those dead eyes have seen a lifetime of disappointment 😂
Contagious death?
He looks like part seagull.
@@lelandrasor9678 A lifetime of health violations
Hè takes the job seriously.
Being both a manager and employee of the food industry over the past 17 years, I willingly approve this video and demand it be shown to everyone day of hiring.
You missed the best part, when they learned that "Dirty Dan" didn't even work there.
The ending where he runs off with a watermelon, giggling like an idiot. :')
Dirty Dan is actually a Skaven spy. That's why he's a rat bastard.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 that’s bullshit,skaven don’t exist
@@redacted9912
Do you want a vermintide? Because that's how you get a vermintide.
@@thekraken1909 ssssstabby stabby stabbyyyy
I haven't laughed so hard like this in awhile. Just cursing tf out of Dirty Dan made me almost lose oxygen lol
Yeah same here. I’m exhausted now.
That was my favorite part
I'm at my mom's house watching this, and I turned the volume down cause the cursing (respect moms), giggling alone in the bathroom 😅😩I'm 28😂
Cause he’s Ruthless.
All the while accompanied by whimsical Luigi's Mansion music.
I absolutely love that Mario Kart Double Dash menu theme is playing in the background😂
It fits uncomfortably well too
Both of those games are a part of me and my brother's childhood 😁
The Animal Crossing music too.
Same with Luigi's Mansion
Jaboody really nailed Peckerson's voice, like without even looking at him you can tell that's the "50-60 year old pudgy mustache man" voice
Dr phil
Health inspecter booooooy
My boys and I freaking laugh on how he says the words "today" and "program" haha
And all my haters can blow me 😂
Hwhat hwhich
"Someone could fall right in there and choke on that plastic bag"
hes right though. one time when i was 18 working at a pizza shop i almost fell in a garbage can and choked on a empty flour sack
It's a very accurate assessment of what these safety sam's are really like.
@@Madmatt18 things could have been worse, I mean you could have choked on a rat even worse a rat covered in sewage.
@@Madmatt18 🙏God bless you i pray for you
So many lolz, but this hella got me too!
"We got a salsa named 'picante del culo"'. Never heard of that brand before." I'm dead!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Gotta watch out for that ass picante!!! LOL!!!
Wanna hear something that’ll blow your mind? Salsa is fruit salad. Boom.
What does it mean in English?
@@neurocidesakiwi Spicy ass salsa 🤣
(Picante =spicy Culo = anus)
@@neurocidesakiwi ass hot sauce. Or ass spice.
Why didn't you show the clip where Dan is stealing the watermelon?
I remember that! 🤣
Dan? You mean harry
He got away, scott free.
He murdered 30 people AND stole a watermelon. Unacceptable
@@AwesomeEvan9 whilst blasting the anarchy reigns soundtrack
"Far too many lives have been lost due to an overlooked barrel of expired cheeses."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
"You should always be wary of foreign sauces and spices written in languages you don't understand." Okay, I felt that.
“A lot of people seem to think it’s okay to eat food that’s expired just because it looks good, smells good, and hey might even taste better, but unless you don’t enjoy the thrill of diarrhea I’d suggest not.”
i.e Everyone featured on Kitchen Nightmares.
I happened to look at this comment right on that part lmao
Lololol🤣
@@EdxSarxNatxChoc Or an American public school cafeteria.
“PAHBLIC” and “WORSH” highlights for sure.
Worsh or warsh. Is what we say in Pittsburgh instead of wash.
@@DirtyRottenTaylor Did yinz remember to warsh your hands?
@@jwhite3389 yeah yo. Wit the spigot.
We say wawsh down here
@@CMyBigHarryBLLS where
'"Come on in rats and ants we're open for business apparently" 😅
"Sounds like you're short staffed in the brain" 😂😂😂😂
“Dirty Dan” is officially becoming my favorite nickname for someone being nasty.
Patrick star was the original dirty dan. 😏
@@HelloHello-hk4sx No I'm dirty Dan.
Sandy: Which one of you is the real dirty dan?
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 uhh me
Who are you calling pinhead?
The funny part is that they clearly knew enough about food health and safety to know exactly how to twist it to make it just right enough to be funny
12 years in the restaurant industry, I can confirm the accuracy of this video.
Being at the entry level of the workforce for over a decade ain't a flex my dude
@@jamesstephenson2346 Well, in the city where I lived, it was a viable way to make a living without having to work yourself to death. But nowadays, restaurant work is no longer viable since the price of things went up but the rate of pay stayed the same.
I quit working in the restaurant industry almost a decade ago after getting my CDL.
12 years is hella impressive, I barely lasted a year and a half lol.
@@crisptomato9495 It's not like I had much choice, I didn't have any other skills at the time. Now I'm a professional delivery driver.
Jaboody is the best cure for depression, inspector booooooooooooooooooy.
@7:55
*"Some know-it-all came in here & told us to make sure we are always wearing Gloves...😂"*
"If ya can't read it, ya probably shouldn't be puttin' it in yer mouth"
honestly good advice, i gotta say...
So thats why babies are breastfed.
Alice would disagree. Drink me.
I guess it's more like if you don't know what it is. It's possible to know what it is even if you can't read it. Like if it has a foreign label
Yeah i was like lol wtf that actually legitimate advice and funny at the same time
“Unless you don’t enjoy the thrill of diarrhea I’d suggest not” 😂 Jaboody the king of one-liners
I love how the cloth Dirty Dan pulls out is the cleanest thing on him.
Same.
2:05 _sounds to me like you’re short-staffed in your brain_ 😂😂😂
To be completely honest, this is nearly unchanged in reality. Just better sound quality, and a little more blunt.
idk bout all that but on saturday morning im looking for a new career. i was born to be a health inspector its my calling
@@Madmatt18Then you haven't even taken the national food safety courses, it's okay though tbh I don't think any of the inspectors have either. Most of them have an IQ of a whopping six, so no worries.
@@glorfburfington9676 can u shit then we have a job for you!!! At ACME health inc we provide municipalities with the most offensive mouthed inspectors found.
Dont worry that you have deficated in the cupcakes sprinkle on a lil Clorox and its good to serve the stuff kills germs anyways.
Puked in the microwave apply some gasoline and cook for 40 minutes the problem (along with the kitchen will be history)
But did the original teach you not to hide a turd in the trash can...? Didn't think so.
I work in food safety / quality and this is actually pretty damn accurate. I’m tempted to show this to our employees....
It's still the cleanest dirty restaurant I've ever seen.
I literally got to Dick Peckerson and lost it.
Thank God you're back, Jaboody.
Haven’t watched this channel in years, glad to see it’s still fucking gold
"...E coli and OTHER STDs..."
I think I need to brush up on my STDs lol
This video was hilarious as always
Yeah, helps to wash and brush them. Symptoms aren’t as strong.
“We’re not here to worry about other people’s feelings” meanwhile he gives a violation about wearing wedding bands cause other people might get offended
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
Don't want the other employees to complain even more about their feelings than they already do
@@Trefox87
Wow, thats actually smart.
The real reason to not wear wedding rings in food service is because the rings might rip your gloves or fall in the food.
"Chocolate, strawberry, and baha blast"
I'm crying laughing 😂
The last person that I'm hearing before I drift off to sleep is Dick Peckerson. Nice.
May your dreams be safe and free of health code violations
@Jordan Spencer i could only wish
did you blow him? im sure he would let his fans blow him too
Same!!!
I love that Dan has a theme song playing each time he appears. This is amazing. I am overjoyed you are still making videos after all these years. I love your videos so much
9:47
"A lot of people seem to think it’s okay to eat food that’s expired because it looks good, smells good, and, hey, it might even taste better, but unless you enjoy don't the thrill of diarrhea, I’d suggest not."
Had me fucking dying.
10:23 " I was standing here listening the whole time!!" 🤣🤣🤣but cheeks clapping out turds!!🤣🤣
(relieved sigh, fart) That's better!
HAHA!!!!
The "Dirty Dan is actually a wanted felon" bit cracked me up.
Who cares
i do
@@mrtimo3822 You cared enough to reply, apparently.
Best plot twist
Mr Timo
I do, I worked with him a decade ago.
I’ve worked in food service before and I am confident every kitchen has at least one Dirty Dan 😂
"we gotta destroy it" LOL.
at 6:33 i lost it when he was stuttering so much while insulting him lmao
"Testing the limits of the deep fryer using office supplies" I died!!
I died from eating one.
It’s like they knew I did some shit like that way back in the day when I was working at a Chinese restaurant
Back in the day I worked in fast food. One of the workers kept throwing pickles in the deep fryer.
It is unacceptable and dangerous.
Same. That and the pickles being thrown on the ceiling part amused me.
“Can’t wear wedding rings at the work place cause it reminds single people that they’re lonely” -inspector Ron 2020
“Inspecta booooi” gets me every time
"We've been duped!"
"Duped!"
"We've been bamboozled!"
"We've been smeckledorfed!"
"That's not even a word and I agree with you!"
Fuckin love that part so much
Time stamp?
@@somerandomdude7437 It's just a quote from the SpongeBob episode where SpongeBob and Krabs think they committed a murder.
Anybody else think Ron might be more of a dick than Dick?
Jesus Christ is Lord
This dub makes me understand about food safety in the kitchen more than the usual food safety related videos I have to watch in order to get my license for owning a restaurant in my country
I love how he just goes off on Dirty Dan, he just unleashes all his rage upon him
Man, he was riding Jay’s ass hard. He was trying as hard as he could being short staffed and everything, but Ron, don’t play. Kind of felt bad for the poor guy!
Jay had a whole warm chicken sitting back there with him and a watermelon on the floor beside his box of "personal items". That may wasn't living right
Am I the only one who thinks Ron looks like a bird-face man?
"Someone could fall in there and choke on that plastic bag" - that is California health inspector logic all the way
When I was becoming a manager at taco Bell I had to take a food handling class that lasted 4 hours!!!! And they played this exact video pretty wild 🤣 I always thought it would make a great dub
Did dirty Dan do dastardly deeds during his duties?!
Yeah it was pretty much the exact same tone I remember one of them though he was like washing his hands in a dark room And boy let me tell you Ron was not happy
"Wearing a wedding ring in the workplace reminds other employees that are single that they do not have any love in their love and are terribly lonely. And it also reminds them that you may be handling someone's genitals late at night, which would also be a violation."
SO fucking thrilled you guys are making more content, fuck yeah. Keep it up dudes.
I want to thank you Jaboody dubs. I suffer from PTSD and depression. But I have watched your videos for years and you always keep me laughing. Thank you for this. Never stop please
Nobody cares
Everyone cares
@@fellbeast3040 rude
Just watch the damn video and stop looking for attention already. I swear, these people show up in every video. Nobody cares.
@@catlegend5069 who possed in your cereal?
Isn't this the video where that dude who didn't even work there stole a watermelon ?
Yeah lol
I knew this looked familiar.
Yeah from Jontron's video
Yeah, idk why they left that part out.
Yep
I work with Dirty Dan myself and you wouldn't believe it but yesterday I caught him using Christmas wrapping paper to cover the produce and meats instead of plastic wrap. So when I went into the fridge it looked like Christmas morning. He also makes a dish he calls sweet mayo cream. Which is just mayo, sugar, milk, and vanilla extract. He'll actually put it on the counter next to the cash register in a big bowl that he sells on the side for a dollar. He sometimes sits there and has conversations with the customers, trying to sell his sweet mayo cream while sticking his fingers in it and tasting it for himself. Then when it's not selling, he will get in a panic and constantly bring up "my cream ain't selling today, I ain't throwing it out". So if the day ends with "his cream" left, he will actually take it and hide it somewhere in the kitchen. One time he hide it in the bosses office and forgot about it so after a few weeks had gone by it smelt like a burnt dumpster full of shitty hair diapers. The boss was flaming mad because he knew it had something to due with Dirty Dan but didn't know what. He was actually more upset that Dan kept coming into his office taking big sniffs and then saying "smells like mama's house".
🤣🤣🤣🤮
based
That Dirty Dan is a scamp.
What the fuck... you can't make this up holy shit XD I m going to die of laughter fuck... thanks for this
😂😷
This entire thing from start to finish was absolutely incredible
Moral of the story:
Disregarding Food health and safety is the Root of all Evil
That and Whoite people
That place is 1000% cleaner than 99.9% of Burger Kings in Arizona!
Your scaring me. Im in tempe
Lmao those circle ks are pretty foul out here too
No, that's Burger Kings everywhere. They can't be clean. It's like a law or something.
The average Burger King has a thin film of grease on literally every surface. Tables, booths, even the walls in the bathrooms.
@@JustinTiamat Arizona Circle-K's are vile.
Making eye contact is also a violation, and should be discouraged immediately.
"God dammit if it ain't Dirty Dan" Lmao
One like=1 delicious Chile relleno for Jose’s grieving family.
"Well we're short staffed so..."
"Sounds to me you're short staffed in your brain" LOL
"A used styrofome cup, someone could choke on that"
The use of the Pokemon Colosseum soundtrack was weirdly nostalgic
Back when Pokémon games were quality
Bro I'm in deep with the lore of Health Inspector VS Dirty Dan, shits crazy
Jaboody dubs posting is like Jesus Christ coming back
Lmaooo
LoL
So true
@DrTheKay good job at being an asshole for no reason
@DrTheKay true
I can't believe you missed the opportunity to use the phrase "second coming"....
6:46
“Alright, I ain’t eaten in the sink. But you’ll be eaten through a tube for the rest of your life!”
"screaming out the word YEET several times" 😂
“Clapping out turds” lmfaoooo
XD
I love how he says "progrum" instead of "program" when doing the southern accent XD So fucking accurate! 0:14
This is one of the best, most funniest Jaboody Dubs out there. Truly underrated.
"Someone could fall right in and choke on that plastic bag" ....as a nurse, I felt that. State audits always be like that. YOU get a violation, YOU get a violation....
Apparently "A Hot Nurse"
@@HarshJain-it2bgcalling a nurse a hot nurse. ….that’s a violation
Now, hhwhy would you need three barrels of hydrochloric acid?
This is a hhWendy's?
_You got a foot in the arugula..._
@@scarymeunster9095 fingers in the spinach
@@homelesslander484 This just brings a whole new meaning to a head of lettuce
I love Jays voice 😂
6:36 poor Dirty Dan 😂
I started lmfaoin' @ "you mutherfucker!"...ah shit..too good 😂😂😂😂
He hates dirty dan 😂
Nah 229 people dirty dans then LOL.
Never hesitate to go below the belt, when it comes to safety
He was riding his is almost a half an hour😅😅😅😅
This guy's too nice. Next time bring Gordon Ramsay in.
RAAAAWWW
This is EXPIRED you DONKEY
WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE!
You call that blood!!
This is a work of art. An incredible work of art.
I'm a health inspector and I am just living for this! 10 out of 10 on accuracy
Imma throw mop water on your Prius
I'm in love with you
@@donkeyhobo34 dad stop
@ plenty, ironically there's a lot of dirty Dan's at Arby's