Chickenpika, you're the best at michael rosen poops. Ive watched all your michael rosen poops and they all made me laugh. Anytime im frustrated i just turn on a chikenpika michael rosen poop and they make me laugh so much. Keep up the good work.
I've been watching these over and over for 8 years now. I sincerely thank you for your amazing sentence mixing work of Michael Rosen. You're arguably the best Rosen YTP creator I've come across.
I love it when a pooper I like comments on my videos. Thank you for the encouragement. It's "Fast Food" at the end. The hamburger boards a plane to Jamaica.
Another amazing poop, I lol'd at your use of "Noice". XD Man, I really need to hurry up and release my Michael Rosen YTP, I've been working on it for 3 months, but it should've been released long time ago, god, I'm so lazy. -_-
Why does the black background rosen look so much older than this one, when the videos were uploaded around a year apart? He doesn't even look like the same guy aha
Dunno. Funny thing, though. He knew about how he was a YTP fad before he recorded the black background ones. He talked about that at one point (there's a video somewhere where he talks about he pooping phenomenon, and he calls us "teenage boy masturbators." Fair enough. He says the poops are somewhat offensive, but he doesn't consider them a major problem). He said he was thinking, "I know what they're going to do with this..." And yet he still recorded them the way he did. What a guy.
I wouldn't either, if I had one...but alas, I know of no other potential source of plum grenades, except for one's urethra--which is hardly a more pleasant option! Michael, please help us--tell us how to make one! They must squish down pretty tiny...more like a prune grenade...o.O
Hey guys, I know I'm late to the party, but if you were wondering what the lyrics were, keep reading! :D *LYRICS*: *[Intro]* Once I went to Jamaica to get some really good weed; because I read in a book that Jamaican weed is FANTASTIC(-is-s-s-s). *[Verse 1]* The airplane took off (whooo). When I got there, I noticed there were hundreds of brown people- BUT it was okay because they were NICE-(ss-nice-ss-nice-ss…) ChickenPika Couldn’t help himself. *[Verse 2]* Anyway, one chocolate guy says to me, “Do you want a bag of magic weed, Michael Rosen?” Then I said, “How did you know my name?”, and he said, “Because you’re a wanted man” (Hmm). “Now, I’m asking you if you want any pot”. “yeah,” I said, “it would be greeeeeat” So I bought that wonderful ganja. *[Hook]* When I got back to my hotel, I began to smoke a huge blunt. (Blarrcchh!) T his isn’t weed! This is bright green rabbit shit! I HAD hoped that it wouldn’t be necessary to fuck shit up in Jamaica, BUT- and this is in FACT but, that asshole screwed me out of my money. *[Verse 3]* So now I go and get my AA47. I load it (chk chk) I unlock the safety and- yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaa.. It was time to go crazy! There’s this little RAT (~gunshots~) *[Verse 4]* (~lowlaugh~) I get my balls out and then I teabag that dead fuit-(nicee-ssnice). There’s my mom, she’s doing the same! Someone calls the police, so I took a plum grenade out of my foreskin (NOOPE) Okay…aye I took it out of my urethra (~pop~) got it! I pulled the pin and threw it really hard at the police, and it went like this: “Ka-booooooooooooooooooooom” Get out of my video! (Michel Rosen is scary!) *[Verse 5]* Anyway, then I melted into the shadows. I was Michael Rosen the assassin. And then, I went home and I never got caught. Mind you, I never got any weed, either! *[Outro]* (~weeoo-weeoo-weeoo~) Edit: This took me forever, and I’m supposed to be studying for finals :))
"When I got there, there were hundreds of brown people, but it was okay, because they were nice, sise, siise." I don't know why, but I'm bursting with laughter right now. xD
Jamaican weed is actually not very good but it’s super cheap so you can literally get a pound for like 40 -60 (U.S) bucks but it’s all regs but I don’t like smoking super piff anyway , makes me paranoid and I see Michael Rosen every I look,so I just smoke Jamaican rabbit shit all day
![[YTP] Michael Rosen's Ridiculous Constipation Mishap](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3QxX8eKP8hU/mqdefault.jpg)
![[YTP] The Chuckle Brothers deny their resemblance to the Mario Bros.](/img/n.gif)
The security guards were too high to search him properly.
Lol
lmao
Rockstar Games should make a new GTA London starring Michael Rosen.
YES.
Oh no! The police are coming and I'm out of plams! Maybe I can throw Harrybo's dead Grandad at them!
Chris Loop I was saying it as how he pronounces it.
SinGenesis Well since he's British, that's the normal way to pronounce plums.
No it is not.
Should've gone to Holland.
ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵐᶦᶫᶫˢ⋅⋅⋅
Why Netherlands better than Jamaica?
🇳🇱V🇯🇲
Because of more drugs!!!
deffdefying his friends Hans would’ve taken care of him
@@lightsaberlordp373 forgot the sex
"We went to Australia..."
Bright green rabbit shit... blimey!
"I smoked a huge blunt bloouggg that's not weed that's bright green rabbit shit" I can't breathe lol
Lol same
And just how does Michael know what rabbit shit tastes like?
Chickenpika, you're the best at michael rosen poops. Ive watched all your michael rosen poops and they all made me laugh. Anytime im frustrated i just turn on a chikenpika michael rosen poop and they make me laugh so much. Keep up the good work.
Thanks!
...You're not the guy from Journalism who hates my guts in real life, are you? Because that would be weird.
No im not. Im just a guy who enjoys your poops.
Nicklas Young
Oh, okay. I just know a guy with your name.
Really? You sure its spelled the same way?
Nicklas Young
Probably not, actually.
this gonna sound crazy, but after the "Weeooweeooweeooweeoo" part, a ambulance siren started up in the distance shortly after.
Reverend Revenant *an
Suddenly, "a bag of plums" doesn't sound quite as harmless...
"the chocolate man" xD
You're becoming one of my new favourite poopers.
still fav pooper?
Bright green? That rabbit must've had very bad intestinal problems.
I could tell by the title this would be a fun romp
I've been watching these over and over for 8 years now. I sincerely thank you for your amazing sentence mixing work of Michael Rosen. You're arguably the best Rosen YTP creator I've come across.
When I got there, I noticed there were hundreds of brown people, but it was okay because they were
...NOICE.
S O I C E S O I C E
S E E O U I C E.
CHikEnpiKa Couldn't help himself
Weird to think this video is over a decade old
0:13 The least racist poet in the world.
I love it when a pooper I like comments on my videos. Thank you for the encouragement.
It's "Fast Food" at the end. The hamburger boards a plane to Jamaica.
'I had hoped that it wouldn't be necessarily to fuck shit up!' lololololo
I laughed so much at the part where he says "Someone called the police, so I took a plumgrenade out of my foreskin".
😂🤣
Wow, good to see you being culturally friendly ChickenPika. LoL
+NunyVanstta135 Plums
He should have gone to Holland instead.
You and your channel do deserve more attention than you do. One of the most underrated youtube channel's i've seen. Bravo to you!
Thank you very much, but I have 35,000 subscribers, which is about 35,000 more than I thought I would ever get. It's very nice of you to say, though.
The ending really just wraps up the video nicely. Epic conclusion to an epic story. WeeWeeWeeWeeWeeW
The reward for bringing Rosen in is $2,500. The "WANTED" poster itself is priceless.
0:22. ChickenPika couldn't help himself.
the moment you save a game before you go on a killing spree "And YEAH!!!! It was time to go CRAZY!!!!!"
Hahahaha, I like how you credited some of the other poops on the wanted poster. Accurate sentence mixing as always! Like.
LOL Your poops are the funniest around. You're one of the top 3. Glad I subbed!
Mann I love every one of your poops. Keep on poopin' \m/
1:34 I’ve just got the joke. CHCKSKDJXNSJAOFIV
Michael: so I get out my AK-47, and I loaded it.
Me: why didn’t you get out a BY-15 or a M16, that’s much better!
One of your best poops!
You really are the king of sentance mixing.
One chocolate guy!
I subscribed!!😍
Best new Michael YTPer there is
Okay... yay... *flutter yay*
Horray for Sandal cameo!
1:13 tecnichally it's younger Rosen lol
Damn, you got good at this really quickly.
Should've been Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U but that joke would've been overused.
I will be GRAATE
This isn't weed it's bright green rabbit shit
So, you like Dragon Age Chicken Pika?
wtf!? why doesn't this did have more views? it's funny as hell!
Another amazing poop, I lol'd at your use of "Noice". XD
Man, I really need to hurry up and release my Michael Rosen YTP, I've been working on it for 3 months, but it should've been released long time ago, god, I'm so lazy. -_-
wii u wii u wii u wii u
ahah that little yay part cracked me up XD
Food for thought. What if the songbird is based on the skyfoogle?
"ChickenPika couldn't help himself" and the wanted poster were my favorite parts.
BRIGHT GREEN RABBIT SHIT XD
Why does the black background rosen look so much older than this one, when the videos were uploaded around a year apart? He doesn't even look like the same guy aha
Dunno.
Funny thing, though. He knew about how he was a YTP fad before he recorded the black background ones. He talked about that at one point (there's a video somewhere where he talks about he pooping phenomenon, and he calls us "teenage boy masturbators." Fair enough. He says the poops are somewhat offensive, but he doesn't consider them a major problem).
He said he was thinking, "I know what they're going to do with this..."
And yet he still recorded them the way he did. What a guy.
ChickenPika I know the videos were uploaded a year or so apart, but he looks AT LEAST 5 years older. Also thanks for the reply Pika
jesus
1:40 ʸᵉʸᵉᵉᵉ
WAIT, was that a Fluttershy "yay!" at 1:40!?
Totally subscribing.
I wouldn't either, if I had one...but alas, I know of no other potential source of plum grenades, except for one's urethra--which is hardly a more pleasant option! Michael, please help us--tell us how to make one! They must squish down pretty tiny...more like a prune grenade...o.O
Neat-o!
Nnhhhhhhhooooooooopppeeeeee!
Enchantment?
Enchantment!
...Because you're a wanted man. *shows poster* Michael: Huh...
Hey guys, I know I'm late to the party, but if you were wondering what the lyrics were, keep reading! :D
*LYRICS*:
*[Intro]*
Once I went to Jamaica to get some really good weed;
because I read in a book that Jamaican weed is FANTASTIC(-is-s-s-s).
*[Verse 1]*
The airplane took off (whooo).
When I got there, I noticed there were hundreds of brown people-
BUT it was okay because they were NICE-(ss-nice-ss-nice-ss…)
ChickenPika Couldn’t help himself.
*[Verse 2]*
Anyway, one chocolate guy says to me, “Do you want a bag of magic weed, Michael Rosen?”
Then I said, “How did you know my name?”,
and he said, “Because you’re a wanted man” (Hmm). “Now, I’m asking you if you want any pot”.
“yeah,” I said, “it would be greeeeeat” So I bought that wonderful ganja.
*[Hook]*
When I got back to my hotel, I began to smoke a huge blunt. (Blarrcchh!) T
his isn’t weed! This is bright green rabbit shit!
I HAD hoped that it wouldn’t be necessary to fuck shit up in Jamaica,
BUT- and this is in FACT but, that asshole screwed me out of my money.
*[Verse 3]*
So now I go and get my AA47. I load it (chk chk)
I unlock the safety and- yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaa..
It was time to go crazy! There’s this little RAT (~gunshots~)
*[Verse 4]*
(~lowlaugh~) I get my balls out and then I teabag that dead fuit-(nicee-ssnice).
There’s my mom, she’s doing the same!
Someone calls the police, so I took a plum grenade out of my foreskin (NOOPE)
Okay…aye I took it out of my urethra (~pop~) got it!
I pulled the pin and threw it really hard at the police, and it went like this:
“Ka-booooooooooooooooooooom” Get out of my video! (Michel Rosen is scary!)
*[Verse 5]*
Anyway, then I melted into the shadows.
I was Michael Rosen the assassin.
And then, I went home and I never got caught.
Mind you, I never got any weed, either!
*[Outro]*
(~weeoo-weeoo-weeoo~)
Edit: This took me forever, and I’m supposed to be studying for finals :))
Was that Sandal?
As Michael Rosen would say, "This TH-cam poop is FANTASTIC!"
Michael Rosen must be really unlucky to become wanted the moment he steps into Jamaica
did get boring of this chicken pika????
weeweeweeweeweew
*NNNNNNNOOOOOOPPPPPEEEEE*
Bright green rabbit shit! Holy crap just amazing
I took it out of my urethra. POP. Got it!
Pure genius
you can't load ak 47 if your safety isn't unlocked
Poor Michael didn't get his Weed. XD
"When I got there, there were hundreds of brown people, but it was okay, because they were nice, sise, siise."
I don't know why, but I'm bursting with laughter right now. xD
l love Michael Rosen he's a top funny man 👌👍👌👍👌👍👌👍👌😁😂😃😄
Epic, simply EPIC!
Once I went to Jamaica to get some really good weed
LOL. Very nice poop!
Enchanting
plum grenade lol
Nyce
who doesnt hide plum grenades in their foreskin? :D i have 6 in there right now! ...it hurts... alot... please help me...
james stewart O___O AAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! YOU DUMB FUCKER!!!! D':
james stewart * holds you down and circumsizes you* that hurt? >:3
james stewart you have some weird ass fetishes yo... >.>
james stewart ... maybe just go eat some cake? i dunno... :3
james stewart ;~;
0:46
0:45
2:09 i've wanted to do that in a games shop when the wii u came out
You like dragon age 2 too huh chikinpika?
Noice.
1:40 I died. XD
1:40
who dat at 1:50
Kool Thx. Been wondering. Also which Dragon Age?
also dont really play Dragon age, I mostly play Mass Effect, but I was thinking the graphics looked like from massivefecked. lolz
Kiron Khashnobish Dragon Age Origins and Dragon Age 2
Jamaican weed
It’ll be *gReAt*
"then i melted into the shadows, i was michael rosen the assassin" such an epic thing to say LOL
S
Jamaican weed is actually not very good but it’s super cheap so you can literally get a pound for like 40 -60 (U.S) bucks but it’s all regs but I don’t like smoking super piff anyway , makes me paranoid and I see Michael Rosen every I look,so I just smoke Jamaican rabbit shit all day
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Yay..