Fiddle diddle. Riddle diddle. The Two Year Old called May was Yelling and Crying! There was the noise of Me Fiddling away like mad: FIDDLE RIDDLE DIDDLE DIDDLE FIDDLE RIDDLE DIDDLE DIDDLE! For THREE HOURS I was at it (and I'm going: Ah! Ah! AAaaaahhhhhhhh~!) And then Harrybo just fell over and died. hm. I wonder who put Haryybo there...
It is Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. It is everything and nothing, the tool of creation and of destruction. It exists in the minds of all, but can be understood by none. It is impossibly ancient, and yet never existed at all. It imprisons us all, yet, when you grasp it, you are truly free. Does that answer your question?
I can say that after watching all your rosen poops, you're one of my favorites for that source. I'm glad you came back to pooping, and I'm glad I happen to come across you. Insta-sub.
Vanilla Ice Cream Chocolate Ice Cream Peaches Bananas One Apple Fifteen Raisins Chocolate Sauce Special Sauce Cherries Fairies Hundreds of Slimy Little Seeds Trifle Jelly AND Thick Cooking Oil 0/10 Not enough plamz
How to make a Hollywood: You'll need: A large bowl, vanilla and chocolate ice cream, peaches, bananas, a whole apple, fifteen raisins, chocolate sauce, "special" sauce, cherries, a jar of fairies, wet chia seeds, trifle, gelatin and thick cooking oil. Step 1: Put one and a half scoops of vanilla and chocolate ice cream into the bowl. Step 2: Slice peaches and bananas long ways and put them around the sides of the bowl. Step 3: Put a whole apple on top (but don't slice it) Step 4: Sprinkle raisins throughout the dish. (IMPORTANT: You must only use fifteen raisins; no more, no less! If you don't the entire dish will be ruined!) Step 5: Drizzle the chocolate and "special" sauce lightly over the dish in a zigzag pattern. Step 6: Slice the cherries in half and remove the pits and stems. Align them around the perimeter of the bowl. Step 7: Open the jar of fairies and remove their heads before taking them out of the container. If you don't, they will attack you with magic in self defense. Remove their wings and place their bodies throughout the bowl. Step 8: Take a half cup of wet chia seeds and dump it onto the entire dish. Step 9: Scoop the trifle and jelly onto the sides of the bowl. Final step: Douse the whole thing with thick cooking oil. Serve with a spoon taller than Mimi.
idk why but there's something so funny to me about just simply plonking an entire apple in the middle of the dessert without doing anything to it. my sense of humour is broken
Hollywood recipe: 2x scoops of soft serve vanilla ice cream 2x scoops of soft serve chocolate Ice cream One can of peaches, halved One or two bananas (Depending on size) One apple Fifteen raisins Drizzle of chocolate sauce and 'Special' sauce (Crushed bag of plums) 50g of Cherries Five fairies (Imported from Hyrule) 500g of passion fruit guts (Slimy little seeds) 100g of strawberry gelatin Two pieces of pound cake (trifle) Drizzle of thick cooking oil Stick a paper skull on top of dish and eat with a military grade Spoops and serve with a BJ
![[YTP] Michael Rosen's Terrifying Christmas (Part 1)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/pZK53M_yAMc/mqdefault.jpg)
The toppings on the Hollywood seemed relatively tolerable up until the "THICK COOKING OIL!"
I still wouldn't eat it even if it didn't have the THICK COOKING OIL. I'm not a fan of fairies and hundreds of slimy little seeds.
I ate THE HOLLYWOOOOODDDDD AND IT WAS...
NICE.
*click* MAGIC
SaucyPuppetShow My favourite (topping) was...
the woman opposite
+ChickenPika What about chia seeds? :3
"What's that?"
"That's Michael Rosen."
"Oh, yeah that's the guy that fiddles with two year olds."
+h2kimmen HILARIOUS
Fiddle diddle. Riddle diddle. The Two Year Old called May was Yelling and Crying! There was the noise of Me Fiddling away like mad: FIDDLE RIDDLE DIDDLE DIDDLE FIDDLE RIDDLE DIDDLE DIDDLE! For THREE HOURS I was at it (and I'm going: Ah! Ah! AAaaaahhhhhhhh~!) And then Harrybo just fell over and died.
hm. I wonder who put Haryybo there...
;-; my originality goes unappreciated because I don't have any video mixing software ;~;
+Conner Mosley HELLO THERE
Conner Mosley
What device are you watching utube on
"Who's that?" "Oh, that's Michael Rosen. He's the guy who fiddles with two year olds."
Yep, you've hit that nail right on the head.
***** Um... thanks? I honestly have no idea how to react to this.
***** Frankly, I don't see how my profile picture is relevant to my comment. I'm flagging your comments until you can Mann Up.
RetroMann MANN UP, LADIES!
@@joeharris5420 ARE YOU TRYING FOR A SECTION 8?!
I completely lost it at "chocolate little girls".
SAME
you forgot the bag of plums...
d34n1097 lol
d34n1097 it's not a real Hollywood without the plums
The real problem is why would someone hide the triforce in his Mums snatch?
CaptainPlums stole them
you make me want to make ytps again man, freakin hilarious.
"it was a bit richchchcchchchbitch"
THERE WAS NO PLUMS IN THE ICE CREAM, SHAME ON YOU MICHEAL ROSEN.
A BAG OF PLAMZ!
oh , that's Michael Rosen , the guy who fiddles with 2 year olds
It is Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end.
It is everything and nothing, the tool of creation and of destruction.
It exists in the minds of all, but can be understood by none.
It is impossibly ancient, and yet never existed at all.
It imprisons us all, yet, when you grasp it, you are truly free.
Does that answer your question?
What question?
How does one eat with a Spoops? I thought that a Spoops was a weapon...
Squidfest
Very, very carefully to avoid dooming the world.
Squidfest it was taller then Mimi
It can help you to eat the THICK COOKING OIL!
Everyone was D E A D
"but I don't give him any" "that wasn't very nice" lmfao just how quiet it was compared to his voice.
1:46 he just went "anyway, the Hollywood..." xD
I'm just surprised that when he was listing things in the hollywood, he didn't mention plums...
That's the guy that fiddles with two year olds
"And the woman put it down in front of me, and the woman went down on me!" 😂😂
An editing mastermind, you are.
-I sexually identify as an apache attack helicopter-
2:49 this might be the facial expression to use right after that sentence lmfao 😂
What type of family does this guy live with??? LOL
Bart Simpson a dysfunctional one, evidently
A family who hides random stuff in their mother/wife's snatch
0:35 that sounds yummy
0:45 never mind
no plums?
And I will have this really long spoofs to eat it with it now [laughing] everyone was D-E-A-D nope everyone was looking at me
1:49 IT WAS TALLER THAN MIMI
I rate the horrible holywood 0/10 tastes horrible, and also no plamz
And dad said .
And Mum said"Leave him alone"
I'd lose my appetite too if I found the Triforce in my ice cream.
I'd lose it already with the THICK COOKING OIL
I can say that after watching all your rosen poops, you're one of my favorites for that source. I'm glad you came back to pooping, and I'm glad I happen to come across you. Insta-sub.
The way michael rosen says bitch
ChickenPika You deserve way more subs than you currently have. You are indeed a master pooper.
Vanilla Ice Cream
Chocolate Ice Cream
Peaches
Bananas
One Apple
Fifteen Raisins
Chocolate Sauce
Special Sauce
Cherries
Fairies
Hundreds of Slimy Little Seeds
Trifle
Jelly
AND
Thick Cooking Oil
0/10 Not enough plamz
2:38 "and dad said 👁👄👁"
Suddenly, it appeared... On its own..... Right in the middle of a training montage
With a little paper skull stuck in the top!
@@richardgadberry8398 *click* noice
2:10 *michael rose. Chuckle*
Dad loves ice cream and chocolate little girls.
This is youtube gold.
Fun fact: The Hollywood is named after the US state of Hollywood in California.
Don't eat the fairies!
When he was describing the ice cream, I was waiting for him to say PLUMS, but OH NOOOOO! HE DIDN'T! LOL!
1:02 - Given how much I hated Micheals dad in that story he got what he deserved
I dont know why but the “bit rich..*smack* bitch” part makes me lose it every time
a second in and Im already dying of laughter
Rip
I had to reach up to the top to get the cherry
*QGGGGGUP*
Thanks, dude!
qwwkk qwkkk qwkk DUCKS! XD
2:57 xD then I got to the Tri Force
Once I saw Micheal Ross fiddle with his own plums and he looked at me and whispered noice
Ice cream and chocolate little girls 😂😂😂
''THAT BUM OF YOURS''
Who the fuck put the tri force in my desert
that's the guy who fiddles with two year olds
Should I ask what's in that special sauce or would I keel over and die?
What Zelda OST played when he found the triforce?
thick cooking oil
QUEEKH QUEEKH QUEEKH ducks
This is to test I’m not banned by my friend.
I laughed so hard, it was absolutely *CLICK*...noice. :)
DUCKS!
“I put my hand into my mums snatch.”
Ytp Rosen
2013
He's not ytp rosen, he is Michael raisins
Mmm gimme dat HollyWOOD
Then I got to the triforce. :-o
I love ice cream with thick cooking oil
You won't eat it, they're horrible
@@briangriffin9842 shut up dogs eat anything lol ;). We can eat it together with extra thick cooking oil
I have to reach up to get to the cherry on the top got it! Ah, in the mouth it was lovely!
I dont get that never old " sus - suddenly joke", pls someone explain thx
The origin of sus?!
Is he having ice cream or sex? He needs to make up his mind.
Feeling his bum 😂😂😂😂
No worries dude. If you somehow pooped my TH-cam username into a poop it would be the coolest thing ever....
Spoops
Hollywoooood
Taller than Mimi, 10/10
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahaah
0:00 he probably said
The hoely wuoot
You should use THICC more
Hollywood is located in California.
*pop* nnnice
why did i click this....
Hilarious!!
what name is this cafe if the servce is that noice 1:52
Where have I seen that Chocolate little girl before..
Surprised there weren't any plums in the Hollywood.
Maybe that's what makes it horrible.
Yeah, the plums could make the THICK COOKING OIL! taste better
@@shermendlakk yes, the THICK COOKING OIL is far better with plums
You’re right, quite right.
Ice cream and chocolate little girls 🤣🤣🤣
"Once you get milk *stuck in that bum of yours*, you never get orange juice *stuck in that bum of yours*!"
-Michael Rosen's mum
I’ll have a strawberry ice cream in the *butt.*
Make sure you don't tell Ganon that the Triforce is in Michael's mom's snatch.
"Then, I got to the Triforce. I wonder who put that there?"
+Gandalf the Black ! (Or Link) xd, the best joke ever!
Never mind, dear.
How to make a Hollywood:
You'll need: A large bowl, vanilla and chocolate ice cream, peaches, bananas, a whole apple, fifteen raisins, chocolate sauce, "special" sauce, cherries, a jar of fairies, wet chia seeds, trifle, gelatin and thick cooking oil.
Step 1: Put one and a half scoops of vanilla and chocolate ice cream into the bowl.
Step 2: Slice peaches and bananas long ways and put them around the sides of the bowl.
Step 3: Put a whole apple on top (but don't slice it)
Step 4: Sprinkle raisins throughout the dish. (IMPORTANT: You must only use fifteen raisins; no more, no less! If you don't the entire dish will be ruined!)
Step 5: Drizzle the chocolate and "special" sauce lightly over the dish in a zigzag pattern.
Step 6: Slice the cherries in half and remove the pits and stems. Align them around the perimeter of the bowl.
Step 7: Open the jar of fairies and remove their heads before taking them out of the container. If you don't, they will attack you with magic in self defense. Remove their wings and place their bodies throughout the bowl.
Step 8: Take a half cup of wet chia seeds and dump it onto the entire dish.
Step 9: Scoop the trifle and jelly onto the sides of the bowl.
Final step: Douse the whole thing with thick cooking oil. Serve with a spoon taller than Mimi.
idk why but there's something so funny to me about just simply plonking an entire apple in the middle of the dessert without doing anything to it.
my sense of humour is broken
I wonder what that "special sauce" is......
you forgot about a paper skull on the top
@@mrbdwastaken Thanks for the reminder XD
@@cossegoji2kofficialchannel60 it’s probably made from Gumdrops from Bee Swarm Simulator!
"And the chcolate sauas! Dig in!"
*SQUOICH*
*SQUOICH*
*SQUIOICH*
"*DUCKS.*"
" *DUCKS* "
'Slurp' That was, uh, a bit richhcir tib...bit ch.
@@kingpekka115 But, Okay 😔
Michael Rosen rates the Hollywood 7.8 out of 10. Too much THICK COOKING OIL
SinGenesis
"Like Oblivion, but with slimy little seeds."
TBH making someone eat The Hollywood is probably a war crime.
Yes
@@kanyeeast2608 your name is beautiful
@@guts8684 thanks daddy
F i f t e e n R a i s i n s
Eating it is cruel, eating it is murder
If that's true, how come you're here to tell the tale?
Fair enough and I'll tell you. It was the plums.
Well he did get the triforce
Hollywood recipe:
2x scoops of soft serve vanilla ice cream
2x scoops of soft serve chocolate Ice cream
One can of peaches, halved
One or two bananas (Depending on size)
One apple
Fifteen raisins
Drizzle of chocolate sauce and 'Special' sauce (Crushed bag of plums)
50g of Cherries
Five fairies (Imported from Hyrule)
500g of passion fruit guts (Slimy little seeds)
100g of strawberry gelatin
Two pieces of pound cake (trifle)
Drizzle of thick cooking oil
Stick a paper skull on top of dish and eat with a military grade Spoops and serve with a BJ
2:17 bit rich
Bitch!
Suddenly, it appeared! On its own! Right in the middle of a training montage! *music from Rocky plays*
Jack McSomeone While the Hollywood flies past in the background.
0:50 Michael Rosen loves to eat cooking oil!
I dunno, I'd order the Horrible Hollywood if it came with the Triforce...
Suddenly, it appeared. On its own. Right in the middle of a training montage.
@@protozilla4092 with a little paper skull stuck in the top!
just look at michael's eyes in the beginning how they just pop out :P
His eyes pop out
@@VreyIsGrey he flaps his hands!
TC 329 He blows, he puffs, he yells!
@@georgerockwell149 for the faaf for the faaf
Moral of the story:
Don't eat food ever again
For whatever reason, 0:57 made me laugh.
Again, great job!
This never fails to make me laugh lmao
And now, revisting this after years, I understand a lot more of the jokes.
Same, actually.:)
"QUOIT QUOIT QUOIT Ducks!"
strawberry icecream in the butt abit cold (but ok) 0:21