[YTP] The D-Krap
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ก.ย. 2024
- I never thought it would ever see the light of day, but here it is: a YTP I've been working on on and off lately. I finally decided to finish it, unlike my Bill Wurtz one. Here it is in all of its sentence-mixed glory.
I already included sources in at the end of the video, but I also like saying that this video is a parody I made of Grant Kirkhope's DK Rap from Donkey Kong 64.
![[YTP] The DK diss track](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/JzouBo2yh_s/mqdefault.jpg)
![[YTP] The DK diss track](/img/tr.png)
![Low quality memes i stole from discord but the memes get progressively better [V5]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/s-YkO0vJYHg/mqdefault.jpg)
I like to see this as a direct sequel/where are they now to The Decayer App.
DK has given up his leadership of Korea to live in New Jersey and run for President, but fails.
Tiny Kong still has no fans and is revealed to be made of cheese, like the moon.
Lanky, a denizen of Hell with no face and no soul, tries to connect with humanity by doing stand-up comedy. He gets heckled, so he shoots the audience and takes their money. Lanky's subplot is a direct reference to Joker. He doesn't need to inflate.
Diddy Kong goes through sort of a riches to rags arc. In the first film, he's The Ace. He's not considered "fly" anymore, most likely suffering from his association with Joker!Lanky and controversial 2-year-old presidential candidate DK. He's lost his mojo. Tries to get it back by being edgy; is labeled "The Worst Guy". Eventually he finds success in comedy, which may anger Lanky.
Chunky - Distanced from the group after getting a job at the DMCA. As always expected, he has an anime waifu (Brock). Implied that he goes to Hell at some point, maybe linking his plot with Lanky's.
Haha, I love it!
The moon is made of rock and gas, just like the planets
Diddy kong also killed rayquaza with fox, so that counts him as a god.
@@Jadelyn18 r/whooosh
Bill Nye the Science Guy
That "you 'kay?" chorus was unexpectedly wholesome. 😂 Love this YTP!
1:46 easily the stupidest and most genius joke I've ever heard
3:00 "WAH-nuts, PIN-nuts, Stan Pine Apple smells; Bill Grapes, Mellie, Orange Todorokinut shells"
The most memorable line for me here.
3:08 WalaW, PeaeP, PineapaeniP, GrarGs, MeleMs, OrarOs, and CoconunocoCs, aw yeah!
1:53
Guess who’s back?
Back again!
Diddy’s back!
Tell a friend!
Without me😊
???
@@FridayNightStreamz the line in Without me was:
Guess who's Back?
Back again?
Shady's Back!
Tell a friend!
He isn’t shy
And He isn’t fly
But Billie, bewear
‘Cause he’s the worst guy
@@FridayNightStreamz from which Song does this originate
1:46 nobody talking about how it literally turned into a conversation lol
The Arin Hanson HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO at the beginning was fantastic 😂
Legit the best use of the DK Rap I've seen yet.
Thank you so much :D
Could it be? A DK Rap parody with no Coconut Gun?!
Impossible
1:26
A DK RAP WITHOUT DIDDY KONG SMOKING WEED
@@torterratortellini6641That's a regular gun
@@CoopDaTroop close enough
0:17 eating some pie and taking a nap with the DK crew doesn’t sound to bad right now
Edit: Thanks for the heart dude! This ytp really had me laughing my lungs out!
@@Daikaijudethedude Aw, of course! I'm so glad to hear
Yeah, especially...
🎶 _Coconut cream pie_ 🎶
I laughed so hard I got lightheaded.
Truly a blessing this is.
That means a lot! Thank you so much!
Easily the greatest DK Rap YTP I’ve ever seen
I appreciate that, considering there are so many other great ones out there too! Thanks so much!
the bit that sounded like a typical online text message was funny as fk
The sentence-mixing's a bit rough in places, but these jokes are absolute genius! Hope to see more of this kind of quality, subbed.
Thanks for the feedback :D This is my first time genuinely sentence mixing, so it's definitely something that'll come with practice. I don't do many YTPs, but if people enjoy it, maybe I could try and do a few more some time in the future. In the meantime, I am trying to bring back an old comedy series on this channel I abandoned. Who knows?
@@AdamDeVoix This was pretty great for a first run at sentence mixing. If I had to pick out something though, it would be that Diddy's section was weaker than the others.
@@PunkDisciple23 Thank you! To me, I felt Diddy's section was weaker because there was simply less lyrics. When it came to sentence mixing, I personally think I could have done Chunky's a lot better, especially the carrot bit
POV: 1:03
*you and your first grade schoolmates during the classroom picture
0:58 Miitopia reference
Tiny Kong: ...
**Tiny Kong is discombobulated**
"this kong is a ******* disgrace" got me so bad
1:54 Guess who’s back
Back again
Diddy’s back
Tell a friend
Guess who’s back
Guess who’s back
Without Me by Eminem
That was legitimately funny
It was so good!
Thank you very much! That means a lot!
3:05 Todorokinut shells, oh yeah!
one of the best DK rap YTP's ive seen
HOMESTAR RUNNER?
AND EUPHRATES RIVER?
i’ll take it.
Great job on the YTP man, this definitely made me L.M.F.A.O. in a lot of jokes in here.
I always chant "gates of hell" when it gets up to that part like it's an idol call and response
3:08 Waaw, peaaep, pineaaenip, graarg, mellem, oraaro, and coconunococ
"He cant stand pineapple"
I am offended
"He's the last member of the gates of HELL"
2:16 we need this extended XD
😂
Damn I think this is new masterpiece of music
0:31-0:43 These Parts Got Me
1:30 I guess this means he hates Chunky since his weapon shoots pineapples.
He's the Eater of the Brunch
2:31 it's the last strike of the D.M.C.A.
0:03 Here we GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I just want to say: Thank you.
Thank you for not shoehorning in references to stupid overly popular indie games with toxic fandoms like FNF, Among Us and Sans. I know there's the "SUS" part, but I'm willing to pass that off as a YTP reference (which is what it *ORIGINALLY* was) since it was paired with two other SUSified words and didn't show any reference to that dumb jellybean astronaut. References to those things completely ruin videos for me and I respect those who don't do that.
I live in New Jersey and I’ve yet to encounter Donkey Kong.
Hes BIG and BIG and BIG and two
I lost it at the Soulja Boy remix 🤣
You 'kay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
'Kay, cool.
Good to hear you're well.
"sees sus breerb" beatiful lyrics
0:47 threw me off
If I had a nickel for everytime they mention Hell when talking about Crazy Kong, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
@heitorcafezeirocomparsi9545 At this point it's canon now ...or maybe prophecy
Wonderful work!
This is amazing, especially the Scrubs joke
ok why is the diddy kong part actually banger
❤😂😅 I love this.
Best one I’ve seen since Decayer App
That means a lot, thanks so much!
0:04 HERE WE *GOOOOOOOOOO*
I love the clever word play with the video title!
Haha thank you! It's simple but effective
I lost it at the Todorokinuts
Bill Nye the Science Guy
I like that it’s funny 2:37
0:21 JD JONKEY DONG
2:46 sees sus breerb
Ah yes, thank you chunky to make my bunny happy, just don't give too much carrots, they have too much sugar
DK rap YTPS are the best thing of all time
2:29 that was a good joke
Lanky Kong : The last member of the gates of hell,
Goddamn
"Put your cheeks together / If you wanna crap"
That's the exact opposite of what you want to do.
J k
L o l
J k
L m f a o
And the you Kay parts were amazing.
Funny use of the Foster's home for imaginary friends character cheese. I died laughing at the cheese comment
He-he-here we goooooooo!!!
I bet when people hear the DK Rap in the 2023 Mario movie they’ll think of this YTP.
SPOILER
@@elementertainmentstudiosI’m not spoiling the movie mate. It’s for those who saw the movie.
the billie eilish diss was insanly smart
“He lives in New JerEY”
i lost it at jonkey dong
why? because i have no idea
I love this
3:08 WalaW, PeaeP, PineapaeniP, GrarGs, MeleMs, OrarOs, and CoconunocoCs, aw yeah!
2:04
He bout to steal Yo gurl
oh thank you for this.
Dixie be like: 1:18
I would love to eat some pie and take a nap…
My favorite part 3:00-3:08
@3:00 My favorite part 😂lmao
1:23 Thats No Good!
But when I smell the sight of Kong, Chunky throws rocks, at his dong! DK! CHONKE DED.
0:20 J D JONJEY DONG
1:03 CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE
This Kong's Strong Bad
He'll make you *DELETED!*
Good stuff!
I agree with the majority and find this the funniest TH-cam poop
this is strangely wholesome
I don't think I've ever seen a YTP that feels like it's trying to abide by monetization standards
AlpacaHawk was another TH-cam Pooper with no swearing or drug references, but his videos are HILARIOUS.
This Is So Funny And Perfect🤣👏
This is actually the best YTP ever
Very nice. Also, the views were at a very nice 6.9k when I watched.
This is so good
1:46 the best part
KREMLINGS WREKED EVERYONE
Kremlings be like
So Jonkey Dong is 30 but also 2? 😂
2:30 plot twist: it's lawyer Kong from SMG4 (yes i know there the same character)
Tiny is the new Lanky
Awww MEllie 😍😍😍
1:03 CHEESE
he is the last member of the G A T E S O F H E L L ! ! !
this is more brilliant than steve job
This Kong’s made of f******** cheese.
1:04 Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends character spotted
LAWER KONG FORESHADOWING
When he said
"Sees sus breerb"
*i felt that*
1:00 remember this?
I'm sure you've gotten this comment to death, but have you seen Jimmy Davis's "The Decayer App"? Its my favorite poop of all time and this reminded me of it! Great job!
Yep, it's what made me want do a DK YTP in the first place. I was partly inspired by him, DaThings, and musical YTPs in general. I've always loved parody songs, and the Decayer App stuck out to me because it was one of the first song YTPs I've seen with an actual rhyme scheme