These FEMALE TARANTULAs are ALWAYS EATING my MALEs !!! Ugh!

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  • @juzoinui4627
    @juzoinui4627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6133

    Male Tarantula: Yes time to mate
    Female Tarantula: Yes time to eat

    • @argeliscolon9318
      @argeliscolon9318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I'm still hungry lol that female spider need 3 to 4 roaches

    • @juzoinui4627
      @juzoinui4627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ima internet Gangster
      Lol true

    • @Foxyrider32
      @Foxyrider32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol i love this

    • @Foxyrider32
      @Foxyrider32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Male- time to get a mate yaaaaas /male again-oh dog shes big but lets still mate / female-okay lets mate....SIKE free food /me -i hate that girl

    • @terra-brawlstars1891
      @terra-brawlstars1891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      can't wait to see this comment at the top!

  • @thatonejerry9092
    @thatonejerry9092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4529

    Male Tarantula : Shawty, you looking like a snack.
    Female : *Pulls out fork* thanks, you too.

    • @t4per3
      @t4per3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Underatted comment 😂😂

    • @imchristina420
      @imchristina420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Like bruh

    • @Hbogg
      @Hbogg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      O my god

    • @FusedGogeta
      @FusedGogeta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@t4per3 but hilarious

    • @z1az285
      @z1az285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I think she pulled out a pair of switchblades 😉. Brilliant comment, love it.

  • @lukas7166
    @lukas7166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5222

    me: terrified of spiders
    also me at 1 am: this is interesting

  • @jeniskindof
    @jeniskindof 2 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    Never thought spiders could feel fear however looking at the male get near the female and watching him shake like that was eye opening LOL

    • @yunlito9377
      @yunlito9377 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      They tap and shake to communicate… consent is key 🤌🏾

    • @locketfaerie
      @locketfaerie ปีที่แล้ว +49

      thats actually his way of communicating with her! :)

    • @DyynoX9
      @DyynoX9 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It’s called “vibrating” after seeing his vids

  • @brandonjones8111
    @brandonjones8111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3277

    Guy: “Dude your going the wrong way”
    Male: “Nah I’m tryin to live”

  • @olive_garden8718
    @olive_garden8718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2593

    "Just try it, the worst she can do is say no."
    Female Ts: HOLD MY BEER

  • @peki23wara
    @peki23wara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2391

    Exotics Lair: He's scared, he's terrified
    Also Exotics Lair: Come on boi, go in

    • @r4bnl
      @r4bnl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stevenmorales5768 que flasheas hermano, seguro es menor ademas es alta falta de respeto

    • @Boyl151
      @Boyl151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      500th like

    • @realll_cye
      @realll_cye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I ma ruin that like 555 now its 556

    • @Rose-rx8xo
      @Rose-rx8xo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NAsh PLayz LoL I did too

    • @user-jw8ib4ds1n
      @user-jw8ib4ds1n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      why don't you put some black guys with a coffin and dance. you can put your innocent tarantula in front of the coffin 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cristinaflorina9538
    @cristinaflorina9538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    I did notice that when the males back away and are very cautious, they tend to get eaten. I would say if the males back away, put them back into their enclosure.
    I don't know if tarantulas have a 6th sense, but the few males I've seen that were cautious did get eaten so I get the feeling they can sense when the female isn't up for mating...

    • @whatskickin5989
      @whatskickin5989 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      6th sense you say... like a kind of spider sense?

    • @harmzweyy5860
      @harmzweyy5860 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      spidey senses… tingling..

    • @JeremiahEcks777
      @JeremiahEcks777 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Peter tingle

    • @LucianPrimeOneMillion
      @LucianPrimeOneMillion 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Exactly and she was not tapping like they usually should. Also tried to lure him into that enclosure

    • @bigamg515
      @bigamg515 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I think they like a dominant male that come and smacks that spider rump and go after it the timid ones always get the boot when trying to Holla at a female. It's like that for every animal even us mammals.

  • @dawg8976
    @dawg8976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15635

    In this situation “Lookin like a snack” is taken seriously.

  • @ren1724
    @ren1724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2241

    “And here is the male....”
    Female spider: Did you say meal ?

    • @vernessawashington9007
      @vernessawashington9007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Wait you can make the word meal with male

    • @Talia-s7x
      @Talia-s7x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @We_sh0uldst1ckt0g3th2r
      @We_sh0uldst1ckt0g3th2r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@vernessawashington9007 yeah you put m first then e then a then l

    • @meme-yk6jn
      @meme-yk6jn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I laughed harder than I should have reading this.

    • @thepinkreapers
      @thepinkreapers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

  • @itme6230
    @itme6230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4723

    Imagine this with humans.
    Guy: *cat calls*
    Women: *CONSUME*

    • @anosvoldigoad3021
      @anosvoldigoad3021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Yea. No.

    • @mike-k7r7c
      @mike-k7r7c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      litsen to "sarah" by Tyler the creator with lyrics, then look back at this comment.

    • @neilduarte1986
      @neilduarte1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I think that is what happens nearly always

    • @summersedits5997
      @summersedits5997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol

    • @kaioken3585
      @kaioken3585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol

  • @TheKnellBelle
    @TheKnellBelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    For what it's worth, it was adorable how you coached him the whole time. RIP little guy.

  • @squidblydo1620
    @squidblydo1620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1138

    The male: ayy wanna mate?
    The female: Damnnn you lookin like a snack

    • @somayyehabbasi4905
      @somayyehabbasi4905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Not the kinda snack u think about XD

    • @darrenflips7346
      @darrenflips7346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This comment is underrated omg

    • @Kinomiyasan
      @Kinomiyasan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@somayyehabbasi4905 she was having the munchies

    • @somayyehabbasi4905
      @somayyehabbasi4905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Kinomiyasan XD

    • @Kinomiyasan
      @Kinomiyasan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@somayyehabbasi4905 lol

  • @generalgrievous7380
    @generalgrievous7380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3082

    Exotic lair:"look at him, hes vibrating"
    Me: i think hes just scared shitless

    • @l3_thegoat265
      @l3_thegoat265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Lmfao yeah he was like AAAWWWW MAN she’s got the cooties and she was like NO YOU KNOW TOO MUCH . Turned out she was the imposter

    • @We_Are_All_Vultures
      @We_Are_All_Vultures 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol

    • @cmrdays2548
      @cmrdays2548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Frrr all that shaking was not for naught 👁️👄👁️

    • @estefanymurillo22
      @estefanymurillo22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @GigaChadv23
      @GigaChadv23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      General Grievous, you're shorter than i expected

  • @sin_136
    @sin_136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1857

    "she wants you, she wants you" yea for brunch

    • @ziyrns
      @ziyrns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I feel so so bad for laughing 😭

    • @celsolopez7872
      @celsolopez7872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Poor thing 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @TheOneTheOnlyShadowedWCUE
      @TheOneTheOnlyShadowedWCUE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      XD he just said that

    • @unbrokenhaunter
      @unbrokenhaunter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      11:46 “Man I got a bad feeling about this, you sure I have to?”
      Famous last words 😂😂

    • @jonathanoxlade4252
      @jonathanoxlade4252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yet vegans complain about me eating steak and backn yet a male gets eaten alive wow I hate vegans that male wanted to get laid and instead got eaten

  • @siennapenrose8691
    @siennapenrose8691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    The way he came out and looked at your “Dad, help me… I’m scared!”
    Poor guy I would be scared too! Poor guy! Rest In Peace!

    • @lennycorner3287
      @lennycorner3287 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Kann man die Männchen nicht retten?

    • @zrixqq
      @zrixqq หลายเดือนก่อน

      it is a short chance to actually save tarantula’s that are being eaten by a female

  • @theintelligencec.i.a.2907
    @theintelligencec.i.a.2907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2702

    Male Tarantula: *Tries to run*
    Exotic: "What are you doing, get back in there"
    Also exotic: "If I was him I would've ran away a long time ago"

  • @megalodon4586
    @megalodon4586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    "No, why are you running away??"
    *He knows*

    • @meganmarentette3079
      @meganmarentette3079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Knew

    • @meganmarentette3079
      @meganmarentette3079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He knew😳

    • @UT_766
      @UT_766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It reminds me of it the movie
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kitthanacancer4353
    @kitthanacancer4353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    Male Spider: I’m finally an adult, I wonder what life has in store for me?
    EL: you’ve got a 50/50 chance of being eaten on the way to pleasure.
    Spider: oh.......

    • @riannekuilder7374
      @riannekuilder7374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      More like 80/20

    • @dalilarocha4562
      @dalilarocha4562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They don't feel pleasure tho lol

    • @catherinegoodrich7241
      @catherinegoodrich7241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or ya get to wither and die in less than a year (I know some species/specimens live longer) oh don't forget the possible attempt at another molt and die:/

    • @214memaris9
      @214memaris9 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dalilarocha4562 Holy shit really? Damn, I never knew that, Einstein is that you?

    • @Geoseph1232
      @Geoseph1232 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like 99.9/00./

  • @apersonwhocantmoveitmoveit7688
    @apersonwhocantmoveitmoveit7688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    Man, that’s a brave little buddy, like look how he was trembling the whole time but still tried to mate! Such a legend

    • @BasicName02
      @BasicName02 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dying over getting some pu$$y makes you a legend? Bro you good..?

    • @meryfuentes1761
      @meryfuentes1761 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But he died in the end tho...

    • @geedee1264
      @geedee1264 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't we all

    • @TeamV_YGO
      @TeamV_YGO ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He wasn’t trembling he was vibrating to Signal the female “wanna smash”

    • @apersonwhocantmoveitmoveit7688
      @apersonwhocantmoveitmoveit7688 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TeamV_YGO ohhh

  • @Gymdivision
    @Gymdivision 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3972

    F for the fallen soldier...

  • @filzrishi9108
    @filzrishi9108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2184

    I got rejected yesterday, Thank god I am not a TARANTULA

    • @Sosaijustwnatalktoyou
      @Sosaijustwnatalktoyou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Keep Your Head UP King Dont Forget That

    • @Taih0u
      @Taih0u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      F in the chat

    • @something1135
      @something1135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      if u were a tarantula it would be better to be rejected than eaten

    • @Slimmy21
      @Slimmy21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@something1135 LOL if he were a spider then he would've been eaten anyways

    • @gapless1001
      @gapless1001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣😂🤣😂😂😂

  • @pastel7857
    @pastel7857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1513

    Exotics lair: puts a bug into the females enclosure
    The bug: “why do I hear boss music?”

  • @Trumpwon3x
    @Trumpwon3x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Is that venom, or is that the guy's juice?" LMAO I love your narration and commentary - always enjoy your videos for this reason.

  • @jelly_elli
    @jelly_elli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1022

    “I’m glad she’s not acting aggressive, though.”
    foreshadowing

    • @FarizTrinidad
      @FarizTrinidad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      g a y c h a

    • @taliahwilliams761
      @taliahwilliams761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nobody else like this comment 🙏🏽🙏🏽

    • @-pogdog5214
      @-pogdog5214 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@taliahwilliams761 I just did

    • @taliahwilliams761
      @taliahwilliams761 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@-pogdog5214 omg the reason why I said that is because if the next person liked it it would've been 666 but eh

    • @sandypaz7354
      @sandypaz7354 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That little spider he showed that got ate was so frickin tiny

  • @peachyelle4133
    @peachyelle4133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2461

    "Everything deserves to live and have a second chance, except roaches, those *_dirty_* bastards"
    _-Love, My beloved Uncle_

    • @gamingchronicle8349
      @gamingchronicle8349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Underrated comment

    • @flowerisokay28
      @flowerisokay28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fancy Mouseboi it’s because i mis understood this comment and forgot to delete my reply

    • @flowerisokay28
      @flowerisokay28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fancy Mouseboi Misunderstood*

    • @fletcherandjunk2246
      @fletcherandjunk2246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Flashback to the roach who gave emergency birth during her death. RIP

    • @Mr555puppylover
      @Mr555puppylover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m screenshooting this comment because it’s iconic and wholesome and I want it thank u and ur beloved uncle

  • @codsamanta
    @codsamanta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    Exotics: "By the way, you'll have to share the room with the roaches"
    Guests: "Thanks, but I think I'm gonna sleep in the backyard with the turtles"

    • @lainey4102
      @lainey4102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOLOL

    • @Pineapple470
      @Pineapple470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      A dog bed is another option

    • @BlueSky-rb1pl
      @BlueSky-rb1pl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Honestly tho I'd be like nahh I like turtles a lottttt more

    • @lifesucks3514
      @lifesucks3514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i would just grab and play around with a roach, then hit it multiple times until it becomes nothing but guts, then throw it back into the roach bin
      i am a cruel person

    • @mcrfan343
      @mcrfan343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      life sucks bruh...

  • @parinrhn3379
    @parinrhn3379 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    My heart clenched when the female pierced him with her fangs. 😭😭😭 RIP little cute thing! 🤎

  • @Roller17
    @Roller17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +861

    ''YEAH THATS MY MAN!''
    1 minute later:
    ''NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO''

  • @DMarieD77
    @DMarieD77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1543

    She had NO intentions of breeding with him. She pretended to be receptive just to get him close enough. 😩 rip brave boy

  • @nosushi7779
    @nosushi7779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    The woman spider: go away before I kill you. The male spider: no please I was forced.

  • @johnpichon689
    @johnpichon689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    She literally played him like she wanted to breed but she really wanted to feed

  • @FishDrinkLightGreen
    @FishDrinkLightGreen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    "Hopefully she doesn't eat her male"
    * Looks at title *
    Me: Oof

    • @bigbluechippies5836
      @bigbluechippies5836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ian Janetzke lol

    • @shin-ishikiri-no
      @shin-ishikiri-no 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Every time someone unironically says "Oof" their IQ drops by at least 5 points.

    • @verrsuI
      @verrsuI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shin-ishikiri-no u a bully just let them say it there doing more then you

    • @AwkwardDogeE
      @AwkwardDogeE 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *foreshadowing*

    • @christianwelker7383
      @christianwelker7383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shin-ishikiri-no I graduated top of my class, with honors. Currently enrolled in school to get my PhD in Psychology. I say "Oof" all the time. Wanna say something about IQ again?

  • @OriginalVault_Boy
    @OriginalVault_Boy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    "Be like this guy! Persistence is key!"
    Tarantula: *dies*
    So do i still follow the tarantula's steps?

    • @amaanusmani6839
      @amaanusmani6839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yes, keep going and then get game ended

    • @djuss9346
      @djuss9346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      50/50 chances))) good luck

    • @tamama7000
      @tamama7000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Save often. XD

    • @One_n_OnlyK
      @One_n_OnlyK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Be sure you also get the checkpoints!

    • @alexanderh8129
      @alexanderh8129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      depends on your desired outcome

  • @RealityofSyy
    @RealityofSyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    Guy: “If I was this guy I would’ve gone along time ago”
    Male: “WHEN I WAS TRYING TO LEAVE YOU PUSHED ME BACK” !

  • @MiMi-Elona
    @MiMi-Elona ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Exo: You know you want this.....
    Male Spider: do i even want this???

  • @zenni_boii
    @zenni_boii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    You know you failed as a wing man when your friend gets eaten by the female

  • @tobiadedoyin811
    @tobiadedoyin811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1307

    Male : Honey what's for lunch?
    Female : you

  • @markedon5502
    @markedon5502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    R.I.P Male Tarantula (2019-2020) He will be missed...

    • @hahaha1162
      @hahaha1162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He died a vergin

    • @_Corrosive_
      @_Corrosive_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would of just smacked her bottom so many times until she tells me to stop. There you go, I have a kid now.

    • @Jbreezy2368
      @Jbreezy2368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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      @Jbreezy2368 4 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @founderoftheempire8589
      @founderoftheempire8589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Jbreezy2368 no

  • @maximusstorm1215
    @maximusstorm1215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    I think it's best to move them both into a reasonably large and empty container whilst breeding.
    She was in her hide and her own territory where she's used to being fed in the same place all the time.
    If she were in a new place with plenty of space and a male, she'd probably be much less likely to see it as food and be much less territorial as it's not her own enclosure.

    • @ronaldfelix228
      @ronaldfelix228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      that doesnt makes sense, since in nature the males go after the females hideout.

    • @cynicalsassparillagaming6827
      @cynicalsassparillagaming6827 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ronaldfelix228 Also females wont mate in a new empty enclosure because they arent comfortable and dont know where they are

    • @user-fd6rl6uv9s
      @user-fd6rl6uv9s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ronaldfelix228 then put female in first 🤯😱

    • @RoCkShaDoWWaLkEr
      @RoCkShaDoWWaLkEr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ronaldfelix228 Even in rehousing videos females are more defensive in their original home ;but once rehoused calm right down. Also we're not just trying to replicate nature, with husbandry of any animals making the natural experience better with intelligence should always be the goal.

    • @MrsHyde1018
      @MrsHyde1018 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s actually encouraged within the hobby to introduce males to the female in her own habitat. Cuz that’s how it happens in the wild; males follow her scent or trail, find her within her den, and mating/death ensues.
      And this is the most ideal practice because it’s closest to what these creatures perform in nature. Males tend to wander in search of a female’s den before they die virgins.

  • @roeingairlines41293
    @roeingairlines41293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    People: spiders are spiders, snakes are snakes
    Female spider: food is food

  • @xtzysato_
    @xtzysato_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2129

    Tip:
    When Breeding Put Them Both In A Empty Enclosure So No One Will Be Aggressive Because They Know It Was Their Home/House So They Are Aggressive

    • @christilove07
      @christilove07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      That's an awesome tip and it definitely makes sense. Hope Exotic see's this, and tries it. 👍👍

    • @nkk1212
      @nkk1212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      He didn’t see it bro but it is really a good tip tho 💯

    • @santitamchriswp
      @santitamchriswp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I confirm , male tarántula deaths rates go down to 5/20 with this.

    • @hansmatthewmoreno7450
      @hansmatthewmoreno7450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Wish he would see your comment bro nice one

    • @Agkistrodonman
      @Agkistrodonman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      He knows how to breed, he just wants a video of a tarantula eating a tarantula because it gets more views and its sad

  • @jax2433
    @jax2433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    "As you can see, the females molt is right there"
    Male: My boy, there's a whole corpse in here.

  • @Pennsylvania343
    @Pennsylvania343 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Male spider: AAAHHHH AHHHHH AHHH AAHHHH
    Exotic lair: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!

  • @n.jboltz599
    @n.jboltz599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    Breeding spiders is literally the hunger games; may the odds be ever in his favor. Still, either way they die

    • @VerbranntHD
      @VerbranntHD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      nah if youre really lucky the male survives

    • @Snow-xd4rv
      @Snow-xd4rv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sammy+ Do you have pet spiders?

    • @thespooke7950
      @thespooke7950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Snow-xd4rv I don't own spiders, but I'd think there are some rare cases where a good male can manage to escape after mating.

  • @jadonx4060
    @jadonx4060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Male: minding his business
    Female: and I took that personally

  • @egotist-ical
    @egotist-ical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +764

    How males see females: Ok time to have cute babies yay
    How females see males: *ITS FREE BIG MACC*

  • @INCAnitysy
    @INCAnitysy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    11:45 love how he just listens and goes back in.

  • @zuriely2342
    @zuriely2342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    He was running away because he knew what was coming 😭

  • @dumbfridge7576
    @dumbfridge7576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2693

    “eating them out” suddenly has a whole different meaning

    • @keithyweithy
      @keithyweithy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      JSJSJHALIDHSGLIAD YOU DID *N O T* JUST DO THAT- 💀

    • @flores1196
      @flores1196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      😂😂😂

    • @隠れる-w8v
      @隠れる-w8v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Penis

    • @boerepompie8244
      @boerepompie8244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@flores1196 I too am someone.. and I too... am short

    • @flores1196
      @flores1196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@boerepompie8244 "Finally.. a worthy opponent."

  • @yowhatup1050
    @yowhatup1050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +976

    "I keep my roaches in the guest bedroom"
    Oh hell no I would never come over your house 😅

    • @Wayniesgirl
      @Wayniesgirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I bet it stinks soooo bad.

    • @LvlUpPotato
      @LvlUpPotato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      And he causally throws the lid on the bed too

    • @deltau8513
      @deltau8513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would

    • @polish_king98
      @polish_king98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Wayniesgirl a lot of feeder roaches don’t smell surprisingly. Crickets are terrible though.

    • @agent_streamer8823
      @agent_streamer8823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      nah I would love to go I love spiders and insects

  • @tylerjoslin6373
    @tylerjoslin6373 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I have severe arachnophobia but I love watching your videos they are so interesting as are the tarantulas themselves! Is it weird I'm more afraid of actual spiders than I am tarantulas but some tarantulas are absolutely beautiful!

    • @Inkedalic3
      @Inkedalic3 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I feel the same lol, like I see any tiny spider and I'm instantly terrified but I love these videos and learning about tarantulas and stuff.

  • @alexanderxdong5242
    @alexanderxdong5242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Ive never heard someone sing “you guys are gonna die todayyyyy” so happily

    • @WanderingLoner1
      @WanderingLoner1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'd respond with "Hooray!" if it was me.

    • @fuzzydiedead5465
      @fuzzydiedead5465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ive said that before to my brother

    • @fuzzydiedead5465
      @fuzzydiedead5465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Very happily

    • @-Demierge-
      @-Demierge- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I do that when i have guests

    • @goose558
      @goose558 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @kirstend9390
    @kirstend9390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    “Pretty rare species so hoping this is successful....”
    Welp.

  • @travisherndon94
    @travisherndon94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2428

    This is how it feels when us shy dudes try to talk to a cute girl

    • @klillym1461
      @klillym1461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      CHOMP

    • @lordfrog7549
      @lordfrog7549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      Yea i hate when a girl snaps my neck

    • @lordargus9192
      @lordargus9192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      K lang Yun kakainin nya ko 🤔

    • @chloe496
      @chloe496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      R.I.P

    • @nightsregalia8641
      @nightsregalia8641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Idk man if a cute girl eats you out as soon as you meet sounds like a win to me

  • @itachiunichwa2759
    @itachiunichwa2759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Male : “ Nah man , i m out . Get me tf outta here !” *shivering
    Exotic : “ You cant back out now . You gotta go in “
    *Male gets slaughtered
    Exotic : “As you guys can see, i didnt want this to happen”

  • @jasonlee0290
    @jasonlee0290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    Him: So whats your favorite movie?
    Her: Basic Instinct.
    Him: Aww shit..

  • @t19563
    @t19563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +785

    Male: *Sweating Nervously*
    Male: H..hey b..babe w..wanna um.. wanna ma..mate?
    Female: *Sure Honey Come Closer 😈*
    Male: Al..Alright...
    *Approaches her and hokes her up..*
    Female: You Know What? *Your gonna make a fine snack 😜*

    • @vnRm-qs8jx
      @vnRm-qs8jx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      T-Anime a fine snake? ;-;

    • @loonz8576
      @loonz8576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I didnt see that p- wait now I see

    • @yae_mikos...usedtampon_8275
      @yae_mikos...usedtampon_8275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And thats what all the females think when mating xd

    • @mcjaranes3821
      @mcjaranes3821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You shouldn't have made him mate he was eaten it was your fault because you made him mate RIP Jerry the Male that has been eaten

    • @sr.waffles4179
      @sr.waffles4179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hold up bro I’m gonna laugh I promise

  • @cdbro1
    @cdbro1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    He was almost out, and then he looked into your trusting eyes, with words of encouragement from his overseer, he had the confidence to go in. Little did he know, he was going in her tummy.

    • @TheCrabThatGotSuckedIntoADelta
      @TheCrabThatGotSuckedIntoADelta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Heavy

    • @aaron1369
      @aaron1369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trust your eyes

    • @Vancev99x
      @Vancev99x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I came looking for this comment lmao! He looked him dead in the eyes and was like.... YOU RIGHT!!! IM THE MAN!!! YEAH! YEAAAAH!!! 😅

  • @seikokoko6910
    @seikokoko6910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dang I was really wanting to see it happen!!! He was soooo close and you cheered him on flashing different colors lol BTW I loved that! So sorry for your male.

  • @StephyRoos
    @StephyRoos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    I am terrified of big spiders yet i cant stop watching this channel..

    • @Persona970_
      @Persona970_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I'm an arachnaphobe and for some reason I watch these videos

    • @emmamortell5081
      @emmamortell5081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's my guilty pleasure 😂

    • @alexandrahiltunen2130
      @alexandrahiltunen2130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Persona970_ same here i'm beyond terrified of big spider, what's wrong whit us??? 😂

    • @animefangirlj6073
      @animefangirlj6073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same spiders creep me out but I can't stop watching this WTF is wrong with me 😂

    • @eclipz3539
      @eclipz3539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

  • @Yussirah_
    @Yussirah_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    Exotics Lair: Male
    Subtitles: Meal
    Ah yes even the subtitles knew better

  • @eiko.8536
    @eiko.8536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    Male: nOoOoO
    Female:...
    Male: NoOoOoO
    Female: why you running
    Male: NoOoOoO
    Female: why you running

    • @FusedGogeta
      @FusedGogeta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ??????

    • @lol69970
      @lol69970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@FusedGogeta You don't know this? xD

    • @EnderLionINFINITY
      @EnderLionINFINITY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lolllll

    • @bert3743
      @bert3743 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i dont understand this???

    • @lol69970
      @lol69970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bert3743 WhY dOn'T pEoPlE uNdErStAnD!?!?!?

  • @TheKingTim-w5u
    @TheKingTim-w5u 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    male: shawty your not a 10/10 ur a 11/1
    female:*death stare*

  • @aidenstafford2985
    @aidenstafford2985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    Male: hey wanna mate
    Female: sure
    Male: Yesss
    Female: Sike that's the wrong number

  • @amykane5180
    @amykane5180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    "Don't be a hopeless romantic like me"
    I felt that, Your family felt that, Your tarantulas felt that, We all felt that

    • @cindypierce1969
      @cindypierce1969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I originally thought it read don't be a homeless romantic lmao 😂

    • @ricardogutierrez9119
      @ricardogutierrez9119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m dead when he said that 😂💀

    • @fuzzydiedead5465
      @fuzzydiedead5465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What a romantic tho ik im lonely

  • @emilyjones9787
    @emilyjones9787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    Female: _looks like meat's back on the menu, boys_

    • @2Thousand2000
      @2Thousand2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why do people like but don't reply

    • @Aizuki1
      @Aizuki1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Rhonda Grady because people don’t have to or want to reply

    • @1TheVelociraptor
      @1TheVelociraptor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      not boy's meat's back on the menu?
      one job, emily

    • @Kleebo
      @Kleebo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nice lord of the rings reference

    • @ThaMoonSpace
      @ThaMoonSpace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

  • @0o__Yuki__o0
    @0o__Yuki__o0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You can just tell the male was just shaking out of being nervous. He definitely was brave one though, he was so closeee

  • @charlenewalker1270
    @charlenewalker1270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    “he is brave” u pushed him back innn😭

  • @teniciataylor4773
    @teniciataylor4773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    Male:AYE YO GIRL WANNA MATE
    female:AYO BOY WANNA GET EATEN
    "Few mins later"
    Female: this is why I'm single :

    • @weylinl.5253
      @weylinl.5253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      XD

    • @photonegativemickeymouse8342
      @photonegativemickeymouse8342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Really bro

    • @clinton8421
      @clinton8421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      When given the choice between sex or food, she chose food.

    • @AvengedPanzer
      @AvengedPanzer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@clinton8421 Food is the better choice anyway.

    • @erindurkee9069
      @erindurkee9069 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do the females eat the males? Is it a sign of dominance?

  • @iFloaty
    @iFloaty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +974

    Exotic: "Cmon man, go go, you got this!"
    Male: " Nah man, she looks kinda pissed."
    Exotic: "You can do it, cmon cmon!"
    Male: "I seriously think she'll eat me, im scared."
    ......RIP

  • @mota8663
    @mota8663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Just try it, the worst she can do is say no."
    Male Tarantula : Hey Shawty
    Female Tarantula : *Pulls out fork*

  • @lovisa7630
    @lovisa7630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1338

    My theory: when the tarantulas are drumming, they are telling eachother their whole life story. The reason the female eats the male is because the male tells a joke about the females mum and she doesn't like it.

  • @thecreatureverse
    @thecreatureverse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

  • @GrimReaper-er6ot
    @GrimReaper-er6ot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    Male Tarantula: Shout out to all my haters who said I aint never gonna get a wo-

  • @fletchfletcher7324
    @fletchfletcher7324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dammmnnn buddy, we was rooting for you

  • @danielthunberg9248
    @danielthunberg9248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    I like how the male is shaking when he tries to touch the female, poor dude

  • @xxitactical_8723
    @xxitactical_8723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Male Spider come back home from mating:
    Honey I’m home!
    Female: hi sweety!
    Male: So erm what’s for dinner?!
    Female: *you*
    Male: wait wut.

    • @sokidouuu
      @sokidouuu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@starlinyn9292 ha......ha.......ha........ha.........sooooooo.......funny............

    • @homoman2825
      @homoman2825 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bahahah eheheeeheehee huehuehue hue ahaha ueeueee uaauauaua AUO AUO AUO AUO AUO AR AR WOOF WOOF MEOW MEOW

    • @colewilder7353
      @colewilder7353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Says the black widow

    • @jenhaugh944
      @jenhaugh944 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      O

    • @JonathanMendez4820
      @JonathanMendez4820 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @dennardglover2848
    @dennardglover2848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    He should have followed his gut feeling, now he's her gut filling. 😬

    • @aking2769
      @aking2769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Best comment I’ve read dead ass 😂😏

    • @Cosmicmorales
      @Cosmicmorales 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      underrated asf

    • @trentgarland522
      @trentgarland522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bars!

    • @bringinthedope5929
      @bringinthedope5929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@trentgarland522 lmao wordplay for real

    • @jack604
      @jack604 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Barsss

  • @tatuira93
    @tatuira93 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Owner: "Awww, get in there, do the lovey dovey, isn't she so plumpy and beautiful?"
    Male:
    " *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!* "

  • @SmolAngryBean
    @SmolAngryBean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    This is why guys are scared to approach females, isn’t it? 😭

    • @globbin4329
      @globbin4329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      In a spiders case yes in a humans case nah

    • @SmolAngryBean
      @SmolAngryBean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Lemon Acid Rounds the funniest reply I’ve ever gotten. who hurt you homie?

    • @SmolAngryBean
      @SmolAngryBean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@cryptdk2400 woah man people do fucked up things on a regular basis not just women (; this channel runs on cringe energy if you actually watched any of his videos youd know the ~vibe~

    • @MarcelH666
      @MarcelH666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@SmolAngryBean +1

    • @cherriex-t9v
      @cherriex-t9v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@cryptdk2400 Everyone do fucked up shit not only women...

  • @abbie_joan
    @abbie_joan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2500

    male: "damn gurl u thicc"
    female: "so u have chosen death"
    (holy shit 1k? that's the most likes I've ever had thank y'all)

  • @eyerollingintooblivion3564
    @eyerollingintooblivion3564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    "Just fed him a roach."
    His last meal. 😳

    • @catmus-
      @catmus- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His last meal before he rip in pepronies

  • @elaineschultz9897
    @elaineschultz9897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Awe I feel so bad for him, poor guy, he was so nervous to!

  • @SeeThruSmoke
    @SeeThruSmoke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    Forced him to lose his virginity but ended up murdering him SMH😤🤺

    • @Channelmanygames
      @Channelmanygames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      the male went back himself tho

    • @cocacola9975
      @cocacola9975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I mean the male *did* go back to get the cheeks
      Just sayin

    • @mcwiddjenkins4287
      @mcwiddjenkins4287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Died tryna get some ass 😂🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @SeeThruSmoke
      @SeeThruSmoke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mcwiddjenkins4287 LmOooo 😍 booty > life right

    • @nikeyawashington4332
      @nikeyawashington4332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😭💔💔😔

  • @79ompatil26
    @79ompatil26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Nobody*
    Female tarantulas after eating males : ah finally some good fkin food

    • @teraywashington911
      @teraywashington911 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      nobody:
      you: makes a “joke”

    • @Lucasisonline2
      @Lucasisonline2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tᖇᗴ̈ᗩ̈Ÿ welllll 232 people liked it so .w.

  • @cxdy205
    @cxdy205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    Rip that dude, he was so dang brave, i got respect for that spider lmao

    • @skizo5638
      @skizo5638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its not a spider it’s a tarantula

    • @karusensei8281
      @karusensei8281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@skizo5638 hmm i see, people die when they're killed

    • @tradalkhaldy1676
      @tradalkhaldy1676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@skizo5638 Boi it is a spider, a tarantula is a type of spider.

    • @xhop6756
      @xhop6756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@skizo5638 Of course the fortnite kid is uneducated 😐

    • @antayafairless9028
      @antayafairless9028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@skizo5638 honey... tarantula is a type of spider.

  • @rachelwalton3772
    @rachelwalton3772 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You're killing me ... "Ya gonna GET in there and you gonna punch her, yeah, you gotta punch her bottom. Let's go bro." 😆😂

  • @0liv_1er8
    @0liv_1er8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    When you realise your crush never liked you back
    edit: WOW OVER A YEAR! FELT LIKE WEEKS, AND THX FOR 534 LIKES!
    EDIT (31/10/24) 4 damn years, Lost a few likes apparently but whoo

    • @millionaireislandllc3638
      @millionaireislandllc3638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This video is literally my history with guys lol

    • @0liv_1er8
      @0liv_1er8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Attack OnSlimecx so ur a girl

    • @0liv_1er8
      @0liv_1er8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Canable lol

    • @millionaireislandllc3638
      @millionaireislandllc3638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@0liv_1er8 yup lmao

    • @0liv_1er8
      @0liv_1er8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DaemonOfSkylands 1 I never want a gf i like being alone

  • @itskorey577
    @itskorey577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    Who else doesn’t even like spiders and still likes this channel and still watches

    • @Moonlight.Deadite
      @Moonlight.Deadite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I’m only scared of small spiders

    • @toastedjimmy9681
      @toastedjimmy9681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me

    • @tobired4373
      @tobired4373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I believe some people are watching this channel in attempt to get rid of their fear of spiders. I have a fear of spiders but im generally intersted in insects. Also i doubt this will rid my fear of spiders...

    • @littlerbx9024
      @littlerbx9024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tobired4373 yeah😅

    • @Zyjian
      @Zyjian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Moonlight.Deadite lol

  • @jojeanajaxon
    @jojeanajaxon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That was like...beautiful and scary and intense and just totally gripping to watch. Poor dude...I was really rooting for him. Damn u gotta give it to him though...the guts that guys gotta have. U can see his weariness...damn...

  • @xxvikkireneex1974
    @xxvikkireneex1974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Watched it in the slowest speed and she literally came down on him so hard he spewed his juices out of his legs and such.. this one was pretty sad to watch 😕 she's just so huge and overpowering. Don't think he had a chance 🙁

    • @djkaldwell7394
      @djkaldwell7394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nope

    • @Kleebo
      @Kleebo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah it was some mortal combat crap....

    • @tobiashorton
      @tobiashorton 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait he died

    • @DripChan9081
      @DripChan9081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kleebo kombat'

    • @morpher728
      @morpher728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Put the time stamp

  • @TarotwithGissell
    @TarotwithGissell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    You didn’t set the mood with candles and flower petals. Women want romance when getting knocked up lol

    • @marclytle644
      @marclytle644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      My friends sister got knocked up behind a wendys dumpster.

    • @Xoxo.mackb_
      @Xoxo.mackb_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Marc Lytle 😶

    • @TC7-Thecomplex7
      @TC7-Thecomplex7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Marc Lytle i-

    • @goodradragon2096
      @goodradragon2096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Marc lyte I didn't expect that

    • @reggiev4945
      @reggiev4945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@marclytle644 😶

  • @Matthew-nk4fs
    @Matthew-nk4fs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Male : Hello?
    Female : Enemy spotted

  • @thecollector9797
    @thecollector9797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I Imagine this is how the gods view us
    “Oh look he’s getting closer to her!
    Awww she killed him…..next human”

  • @river737
    @river737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    If your male tarantula suddenly turns around and dips chances are *He knows something that u dont* dont try to push him to his death 😂

    • @jimmy5516
      @jimmy5516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He didnt touch him tho. He went back in himself.

    • @squidwurdiered1445
      @squidwurdiered1445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@jimmy5516 he was determined and look where he ended up😭 she turned his ass into a 5 course meal

    • @fearfulness9721
      @fearfulness9721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@squidwurdiered1445 that's Big Smoke reincarnated as a tarantula

    • @enigmaticplays1952
      @enigmaticplays1952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He knew the dome she was hiding in was gonna get in the way but the horny bastard tried anyway 😂

  • @synretro
    @synretro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    the male is the epitome of “my mind mind is telling me no but my body”

  • @oneandonlyjaybee
    @oneandonlyjaybee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    This wasn't the "mature male with big Hairy Brazilian female" video I was looking for

  • @desmoncarter8214
    @desmoncarter8214 ปีที่แล้ว

    1. “All his life” was wild bro 😂 2. Dam that spider was scared as shxt man 😂😂 3. You saw this coming bro, you had to.

  • @skellythehappyskelliton223
    @skellythehappyskelliton223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    “She wants you”
    *cuz she hungry*
    *its time for lunch*