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- (I'm not crying)....
I'm not crying
It's just been raining
On my face
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks
Please. Please, don't tell my mates
I'm not crying
No, I'm not crying
And if I am crying
It's not because of you
It's because I'm thinking about a friend of mine who you don't know who is dying
That's right, dying
These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me
I've just been cutting onions
I'm making a lasagna
For one
Oh, I'm not crying
No
There's just a little bit of dust in my eye
That's from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
I'm not weeping because you won't be here to hold my hand
For your information there's an inflammation in my tear gland
I'm not upset because you left me this way
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
They've been looking around
They're like searching for you
They've been looking for you
Even though I told them not to
These aren't tears of sadness
They're tears of joy
I'm just laughing
Ha ha ha-ha ha
I'm sitting at this table called love
Staring down at the irony of life
How come we've reached this fork in the road
And yet it cuts like a knife?
I'm not crying
I'm not crying
I'm not cry-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-ing
"How come we're at a fork in the road, and yet it cuts like a knife" has got to be one of the greatest lines recorded by NZ's fourth most popular comedy folk double-act.
"I'm sitting at this table called love staring down at the irony of life" adds too it too. Just cutleries word plays all around
@criszis woosh
It’s definitely top three
@@radbradke Depending on the street
They're now the biggest NZ band, mostly because all NZ bands are one man acts, like paul and rachel
The "ha..ha, ha ha" harmony is epic.
The whole song is epic
Yes
reminds me of the beegees 🤣👍
My teacher asked my class what song makes you cry I respond with this,
She searched it up in class and everyone was laughing their head off.
You are the choosen one.
That's great😅😂😂
pleaaase please! don't tell my mates!
I would have said Hervé Roy’s Lover’s Theme. 🤣
Lmfao. Dude, I had 4 beers tonight and I'm sobering up a bit but after reading this I just couldn't help but bust out laughing so damn loud. Thank God I'm alone in the house right now.
Lmaooooo
That is the most passionate "I am making a lasagna" I've ever heard.
for one
Huge shout out to the cameraman who got the beat-perfect focus switches at 2:22
Damn, thanks for pointing that out! Really cool
Damn I didn’t even notice that lol
serious focussing skiiillls!
"So what does this thing do?" turns the focus wheel back and forth "I guess nothing."
nice
This song is like truly one of the most poetic and truthful songs about breakups. I feel like it doesnt get enough merit just because it's also humorous.
I guess it’s like a piss take of I’m not in love by 10cc
I agree. It's funny but also tragic.
Hurt feelings as well lol i listen to that song when i legit have hurt feelings to make me feel better
Lasagna is also such an impossible meal to make for one. From cooking time to portion size. He made a lasagna for 4, planned to spread it out over the week and ate it in four sittings on the same evening to numb the feelings.
i make lasagna for one. get your facts straight buddy
reported
bozo
Lmao
Loool😂
Flight of the Conchords' music is not only parody but actually quality songs.
I'm. Making. A lasagna!... For one :(
kovyiscool literally my favorite part
Worst line in the whole song.
yes my favorite
Skindoggiedog *Best line in the whole song.
Devastating
Can't believe I missed out on this one until I watched Pirates in an Adventure with Scientists today. Wonderful tune.
My man!
@@That0neGuy20XX just watched that movie again. loved that legend of a movie as a kid.
That movie is amazing
I discovered it the same way. That was such a good movie
you can't break my heart, its liquid, and it melted when i met you.
+zetaro05 There's just to many good quotes in this song, fucking brilliant.
I didnt hear it when listening to this where is it?
i think it was in the show, they say it before beginning this song, not sure if this vid has it
I'm usually more charismatic than this.
Woah... that's deep...
How come we've reached this fork in the road, and yet it cuts like a KNIFE?
They are cuttin' me up with these cutlery puns. I wish they'd just cut it out and we could spoon for awhile.
you mean you wish that somebody could please remove these cutleries from your knees?
Poetic af!
Noah King genius
Lol
When he said: “I’m making a lasagna for one”
I felt that 💔
Darth Dimmadome It’s alright pal. We all did.
Lasagna is also such an impossible meal to make for one. From cooking time to portion size. He made a lasagna for 4, planned to spread it out over the week and ate it in four sittings on the same evening to numb the feelings.
Me to me too
To this day, I've still never heard of lasagna being made with onions, lol
@@JoshuaRoss2 jesus fking captain.
The Pirate Captain brought me here. Love the film Pirates Band of Misfits. This song is perfect for the film.
Once you know Bret wrote the music for the muppets movie you can’t help but hear AM I A MUPPET OR AM I A MAN in this song. Love it.
I think it was actually Jermaine... Definately still has a very distinctive flight of the concords sound to it though, no doubt Bret helped out
@@pangalacticgargleblaster1369 Hi, actually it was Bret McKenzie on his own who did the music for the Muppets movie, and he won an Oscar for it!
@@ChandraKSC Oh, really? Thanks for letting me know, didn't mean to undermine Bret's incredible talent! He certainly deserves that Oscar.
@@pangalacticgargleblaster1369 there's a hilarious video of Bret and Jermaine talking with preschool aged kids about this th-cam.com/video/py_30jZGUYk/w-d-xo.html
''I'm just cutting onions,I'm making a lasagne... *for one.* '' hilarious!!!
This has been a key inside joke in our family for years and I wish it had more recognition 😭
Damn I can't believe how old this is now. I miss being young. I'm not crying...
It’s just raining.... on my face.
It's from 2007. If you think this is old you still know nothing about aging.
Lmao you are undoubtedly still young. Kids these days. Come back in 40 years.
Good, I’m not crying either
R.I.P. Two-Faced.
Eliminated by Vlinny in a best of three in Smash,
rip
She lives on in anyones Tomodachi life game
SonicChaocc mine for example. She still wouldn’t go out with Vinny there either
Walrus mmmmmm
My boyfriend passed away in February of 2022. This was our favorite show. His birthday is coming up. Im definitely not crying
He had wonderful taste too, so sad to hear of your tragic loss.
Yep. I totally can't listen to this without thinking about Vinny and Two Faced.
Best OTP in the world, no doubts
Mr Brightside Nuh uh, Vinny X Klingon
Marshall Felber Not gonna argue, like whatever you like, dude. But still Two-FacedxVinny 4life!~
walrus mmmmmm
Ido Keren oh me two 😂😂
When polly almost gets eaten by queen victoria and goes extinct
Yes!!!😄😄😄
Denzel Nanor what?
still prefer the black rhino nuggets
YES THATS MY FAV MOVIE
Denzel Nanor lit
"How come we've hit this fork in the road...yet it cuts like knife" The best line
Pirate Captain: Fine. Well go on then go. Go! It seems like I really don’t need you anyway. See if I care. See I care.
That moment when you find yourself listening to all of their songs because they explain how you feel
Nope never
I knoe this is silly, but this is unironically a masterpiece
Does anyone else hear “Goodbye Moon Men” when the chorus hits at 2:10? No, just me?
somewhere down the crazy river by Robbie Robertson lol tell me I'm not crazy
yo wtf. I just realised jemaine sang moonmen.
I fucking love these guys and the show always makes me feel so much better when I feel like shit and life gets dark. They are the bright lights in my tunnel of love for one
"I'm not crying...and if I am crying, it's not 'cause of you" that line isolated is fantastic
This has *gotta* be one of the best from the series.
yeah and it was in the first ep. of the show. good way to kick it off :D
yeah, this song is for real good.
I SPENT 15 MIN LOOKING FOR THIS COZ I FORGOT EVERYTHING ABOUT THE ARTIST AND SONG .....I JUST REMEMBER THE LASAGNE FOR ONE
ITS SO MEMORABLE
I just found this song by googling lasagna for one song 😂😂
I just love how they sing together between 1:15 - 1:43
For your information there's an inflammation in my tear gland.
I'm looking up "inappropriate" songs for a Playlist at my funeral/wake(ok just a wake Im not doing funeral). This came up. I think I'm going to add it to my list. Cause I love lasagna as much as this dude. Hahaha
there's just a little bit of dust in my eye, from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
I'm making' a lasagnaaaa... For one...
I laugh hysterically every time xD
LOl. It's still funny after all these years. I intorduced my first husband to this show, cannot wait to meet my next husband and show him this!
I identify with this so damn much hahaha
I’ve always loved this series. I have the dvds of each season
This always cheers me up whenever I am crying!
All of the sad scenes in FF7 are ruined for me now due to this, Thanks Vinny
I discovered this song via his Tomodachi Life series XD
such a unterated song its lycris is just so godamn brilliant
The Pirates Band Of Misfits brought me here
So brilliant, hilarious and also true to life, which so many of their songs are. It’s so easy to adore these guys !
yet it cuts like a knife :'( .... poetry
I can only think of the Pirate Misfits.
I loved this show so much. It should have had more seasons
I think 2 seasons was perfect.
Goddamnit Vinny 😂
Genuinely brings tears to my eyes every time I listen. Thank you for posting this masterpiece.
How does that work? Do you cry just microwaving leftovers?
"I'M A MAAAAAAN"
"I'M A MUPPPPPPEEEEETT"
Oh my god its such a good song.
we are singing it for end of primary production
What a series Flight of the Conchords was. These guys are absolutely awesome :)
When you finish an anime and the feels get you.
Fmaaaa
Ill feel that way after DBS.😢
Me with Azumanga right now
Not tears of sadness but damn ;-;
One of my absolute favorites.
I am so glad I discovered them 💜😂
Ella Havia oh, was that you? Cheers.
lol thanx for the upload.. this show was so underrated
This song makes me cry (with joy)
This was my introduction to Flight Of The Concords
This video cheers me up everytime I feel down.
you can't just say "arrrgh, at the end of a sentence, and think that makes everything...alright"
😂😂
The ultimate break-up song doesn't exi-
the song "somewhere down crazy river" by Robbie Robertson came on randomly and it reminded me so much of this! I wonder if that's the main song they're satirizing lmao
PLEASE LISTEN TO IT AND TELL ME I'M JUZT CRAZY LMAO
Lovely. It made me emotional. I'm not crying though, my eyes are just a bit sweaty today.
Brill
Love this song since i was a kid
IM MAKING A LASAGNE.....for one....😢.
Two of the biggest lyrical geniuses ever
L A S A G N A!
F O R O N E
Underrated
I always think about Vinny when I listen to this
I just discovered this show and I am hooked 🤣
ha ha my new favourite band , can't believe Iv'e oooonly just discovered these pair lol ;D
TIL Bret also wrote Man or Muppet from The Muppets (2011) which is why it sounded so much like this song
When he said making a lasagna for one in the band went to a minor IV cord, I started crying.
Unironically like this
When coco graduate's soon
I have had a lot of heartbreaks in my life that left me very depressed and cynical about ever finding love in my life. I am the hearkbroken kid. This frustrations and failures at love have been the causes of my gratest sadness and disappointments in my life. And this song makes me fall to the floor laughing like hell! One of the funniest things i ever seen in my life! So, so good!
Amazing how he says (. And if I’m crying, it’s not for youuuuu. I’m just thinking about a friend that you don’t know that’s dying That’s right Dying, and I’ve been cutting onions because I’m making a lagzagna ...... for one
The Pirates bands of misfits :D
Cottla: "Mommy's hiding, but I'll find her!"
Me:
What are these emotions? Laughing and sadness. What is this is sorcery?!
It's called Bathos
Our English teacher showed this to us in class today and we all had a good laugh
I first watched this video on the day I broke off with my ex and I cried and laughed so hard my flatmates thought I was having a breakdown. It certainly helped to ease the pain.
Thanks Vinny
Here in 2023😌
love this, amazing.
my eyes are just a little sweateh today , cracked me up lol
Thanks to polygon’s Zelda Botw walkthrough, i have found this wonderful song
"Don't ever talk to me again Two-Faced were done >:("
I’m fully convinced that this song was what partially inspired Man or Muppet
Gets me every time!!
Colleen and Rachel
same
Same :-)
Reem Salhi yep!
2:08 Goodbye Moonmen!
I sent this to a girl I really liked via whatsapp after she said she didn't want to see me again.
I wasn't crying guys.. 😢
Grist to your mill while sorting the wheat from the chaff. Everyone should have this on their phone when speed dating. She obviously wasn't the sharpest spoon in the kitchen drawer !
I'm gonna tell my kids this is "Man or Muppet"
They just make me so happy.
1:12 there's just a little bit of dust in my eye
That's from the path that you made when you said your goodbye 🎵
1:28 my eyes is just a little sweaty today🎵
Truly Amazing lyricists ;D
Still the best song to get over a break up 🤣🤣🤣
Great falsetto Brett
Original to moon men rick and morty!!! Awesome!!!
Every time I watch angsty videos...
The lasagna killed me