@@keshavk12yt Magnus and the knights. Once upon a time, there were two sisters who lived in Botezslavia. There are many tales recounting the deeds of Alexandra, but this story involves the younger sister, Andrea. Andrea's ELO is about 2,000. The other person in this story is Magnus Carlsen, a goat from Norway, whose ELO is about a million. In those days, Magnus would often walk among mortals, playing them at time odds, and so it was with Andrea. During one of those encounters, Andrea missed a knight fork and lost her queen. Now, many stories tell about the Botez Gambit, but this story is about knights, because Magnus asked Andrea if she knew how knights moved. And thus ends the first part of this story. In later days, Magnus walked on other roads, and was seen no more in Botezslavia. Lo, in 2021, Magnus successfully defended the world championship (again). At the post-match press conference, among the usual dull, drab questions, Andrea, the delegate from Botezslavia, asked Magnus: " ... How does the knight move ?" Of course, those who know the real story know that Magnus actually heard: "Do you remember when life was not such a grind ?" Those who know the real story see Magnus smile, and know that he remembered.
"Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for their's is the kingdom of heaven." Matthew 5:10. Listen, Jesus wants a relationship with you, He wants to deliver you from all evil
Bro is hilarious! Where in the world did you get this terminology? 😂 “nobody knows how the pony moves” 😂take the chicken”. “Bring out the juicer” ….. this is pure gold!
So apparently…
A pawn is a candy, a knight is a pony, a bishop is a juicer, a rook is a rookie, and the queen is a fatty queen?
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@@sadisticTushiwhy is the queen a fatty?
And a kimg
@@gulfyindiacheating husband
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99 missed call from Maggie Carlson
999 calld from yippe nakamurai😂
@@XDRGr7 9999 calls from patanjali cruana
@@XDRGr7 9999 missed calls from ramen nepomitchi
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0:26 "bro got the 'd' out" ayo bro wha-? 💀
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@@sadisticTushi”what do you mean by that?”
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Opponent : testybolaj
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5:31 even maggie Carlson doesn't knows 😅
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bro's talking style 😂☠️
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@@sadisticTushilove the way you describes things so funny 😁
14:25 that seems lika a move martin would play forcing queen takes an absolute fascinating move
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This is the first full video I've watched you apart from your legendary Shorts. You are the embodiment of entertaining chess commentary. Subbed 🤣
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Lowest 100? Lie because mine is -1
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Fun fact- Tushi could have beaten him in 5 moves if he want🗿
So true🎉
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4 probably
0:38 Bro exposing even Masters!! 😂
Hatts off to your content 🔥
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Even maggi Carlson got angry
11:44may be he thought you also copy the move and he took yours queen for married 👰 😂😂😂
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keep it up like levy used to make this kind of vids
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Who's watching this in 2025
bro time traveled and thought that this year is 2025😭
Dude it's too early for that
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Bro premoves 😭
2026 September 31st gang 🤜🏻🤛🏻
11:55 he wants to bait you into copying his pawn move so he could take your queen
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so thats the way how noob thinking
i wonder if you know the REAL story of magnus and the knights
what it is?
@@sadisticTushi if i say "botez", do you know what i am referring to? if not, i will tell the story.
@@victorfinberg8595 hmm I know but explain it anyways the nation wants to know!
@@keshavk12yt Magnus and the knights.
Once upon a time, there were two sisters who lived in Botezslavia. There are many tales recounting the deeds of Alexandra, but this story involves the younger sister, Andrea. Andrea's ELO is about 2,000.
The other person in this story is Magnus Carlsen, a goat from Norway, whose ELO is about a million.
In those days, Magnus would often walk among mortals, playing them at time odds, and so it was with Andrea. During one of those encounters, Andrea missed a knight fork and lost her queen. Now, many stories tell about the Botez Gambit, but this story is about knights, because Magnus asked Andrea if she knew how knights moved.
And thus ends the first part of this story.
In later days, Magnus walked on other roads, and was seen no more in Botezslavia.
Lo, in 2021, Magnus successfully defended the world championship (again). At the post-match press conference, among the usual dull, drab questions, Andrea, the delegate from Botezslavia, asked Magnus:
" ... How does the knight move ?"
Of course, those who know the real story know that Magnus actually heard:
"Do you remember when life was not such a grind ?" Those who know the real story see Magnus smile, and know that he remembered.
no 7 knights mate for you
Sad life
"Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for their's is the kingdom of heaven." Matthew 5:10. Listen, Jesus wants a relationship with you, He wants to deliver you from all evil
@@Godtrulylovesyouall chillax bro its not that deep
Bro, whatever you do just dont stop making TH-cam videos. You're crazy hilarious 😂
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let the ads run, while waiting make a coffee and grab some candies, lollipop and biscuits.
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Bro is Indian levi
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8:53 tasty what ☠️💀??
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Just. Move. The. Pony!!! Don’t move anything else. Just horse around so that you can say you’ve been somewhere during the game!
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69 missed calls from pragnus nakamura☠
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Why didn’t my opponents play this bad when I was in 100
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He may be played like this. But you were 100 too. So...........
@@DMNEDZ ig you don’t see it too when you’re at the same rating
As someone who has 140 elo (obtained by resigning so much) I don’t even bother playing online as it would be to boring
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Sad that my South Africa only shows up in the 1 elo video 😂
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50 move rule also includes the movement of pawns, in case that helps. Love your videos :)
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Bro is hilarious! Where in the world did you get this terminology? 😂 “nobody knows how the pony moves” 😂take the chicken”. “Bring out the juicer” ….. this is pure gold!
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I love this kind of content,I wanna see more of it😊
Okay. Will try to make more. 🙂
bro probably thought the game was glitching😭 15:23
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SUCH ELEGANT LANGUAGE
Love this guy's commentary absolute gold😂😂😂😂
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I love the commentary and what you call the pieces 😂 it kills me
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Kramnik- interesting very interesting
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i think viewers will get diabetes by your talks
bro nice gameplay and video
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Pawn moves reset the 50 move rule. You can continue pushing a pawn every 49th move and not draw.
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8:48 pancake is too sweet! diabetes!! bro killing me
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I love how he names tge pieces
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just say you want to play 100 elos and destroy them. you know this is gonna get you banned , its called sandbagging bro.
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bro just play with 1000 elo if you want to destroy not 100 100 elos doesnt even know how pieces move just destroy 1000 elos they are really bad
womp womp
I mean, yeah but hes got sadistic in his name lol
"He can defend it
He can't" 😂
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Not even 2000elo doesn't know how to open😂 shots fired
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Did you set this up? When I played 100s they didn't know how to blunder
Nope
Actually 'juicer' is not a bishop. It's a slang term for any piece that can be taken without consequences.
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This was fun Bro can you go aggressive with the king next time
I did that in other video.
100 ELO Chess: th-cam.com/play/PLf5T-au8Lb23GIbKDGWd9bn5PXLVccCk2.html
LOL, always funny to watch you annihilate low elos... they never know how any pieces move 😭
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Very entertaining video keep it up 💪🔥
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Loved your explanation keep it up ❤
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Oh thank goodness I’m not in your video I was anxious for a second lol
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69 missed calls from Cognut Madsen.
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This has to be one of the funniest chess videos ever 😂😂
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The copy game got me rolling on the floor 🤣🤣🤡🤡
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You know that what you are doing is illegal and is known as sandbagging meaning you manipulate your elo to be diff. From your actual potential
why?
People who say this is illegal are the people who never sandbagged before bruh
@@Reversed-Reality yeah, we didn't because it is illegal
@@איתיוייסבוך-ד8ס it was just a video why so serious
5:32 MAGGIE CARLSON
The queen is trapped 8:38
Why go for queen when you can get empire 😅
Missed it.
Bro created chess language 🤣🤣
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8:50 bro i am dead
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So thats why martin was made
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@@sadisticTushi now make a video where you beat these kiddies while cheating (using martin)
How tough is that to play that bad after being a AGM 😂
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MasochisticTushi ,more like.💀
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I’m 102 elo and this is normal. Just pointing out what is a “gee” pawn?
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Tushi please part 2.. best chess video ever I seen❤
Okay. Will try. 🙂
"he was playing cheshish" 15:04
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Bro is from America 🇺🇸
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You indeed gave him a knightmare xD
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Some seriously sadistic quips in this 😂
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Very great. Nice job
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Ahhh good ol -100 chess
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I thought you were going to try to lose the game with 100 elo players
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"What even happens here" 🤣🤣🤣
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This is called Smurfing and frowned upon in every single game.
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Wow somebody in the comments is saying that he is already in 2025
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Everyone 2050 ?
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Pancake is too sweet 😂😭😭😭
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0:06 is that the Philippines I see🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭
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I am from there🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭
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The copying has me dying of laughter
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bro is smurfing in 100 elo
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Bro never punch the little ones... You're funny... But why punch the little ones??
For fun 🙂
I'm a fan of this video and don't know how to do it
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Chess is hard, don't give up! You play well, at least 200 ELO level!
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He is 1900fide. He's just sandbagging
Game name ??
ludo
12:00 You cheated him by not copying 😅
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This was the funniest video geez tushii😂😂
Thanks 🙂
The copycat was crazy😂
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Bro is now the dummy!
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Challenge who can resign faster
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Welp. I now don’t feel so bad about my 1913 rating
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Poor poor dummy kids. Real Sadistic of you dude😢. The knight one was soo cold blooded. Please do it again😂
"Please do it again" 😂
Is they really human or martin
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bro im laughing since 15:30 😂😂
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What's your Elo bro?
2000
Bigger the better 💀
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I love Candy too
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The trend is killing me!
(Pls pin for real pls pls I’ve been doing this 10 times)
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-1000000 elo chess be like
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Imagine tryharding at 100 elo.
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No stream?
Summer Break 🙂
100 elo i think you either play bots or people that are learning chess and don't know the game yet
Yep
Thanks
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14:23 what a brilliant move 💀
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13:15 small- I mean above average pp
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