That Anubis verse goes hard. The Egyptian afterlife concept resonates deeply with me. The philosophical musing of weighing a hearts sins to a feather are so poetic.
This is the greatest april fools joke that I have ever seen The story line is crazy and intricate, so far the greatest video you've made in 2022 so far
I love the bit with Cleo where she gets the silhouettes. There's a couple of little things that go by so quickly that they are easy to miss like her arm and the bit where she breathed fire.
@@MessiNotPessi but don't forget little flecks too, he not only spitted fast verse in same battle but also wrote fast part for doctor who "sherlock I better beg of you to answer me this question cause it's taking me a bit to understand it, how did the avengers take on thanos on a secondary battle when the only difference was magician vanished" also you can check out his best raps at mr bean vs charlie chaplin and youtube vs twitch
I...never would have imagined how hype a match-up like this would be...and as someone who's studied both Lord of the Rings AND Egyptian history, this battle was a LOT of fun! Amazing job!
These are the kinds of april fools jokes that i really enjoy - actual effort, where the joke is primarily in the silly premise/matchup. This is an unironic banger.
I still can’t get over how wild this is. I keep coming back to it haha, everybody did amazing and this is just truly something that’s always gonna be special
Frodo had some flows so dope even Sauron didn't see them coming. I'm Impressed with everyone in this battle. So glad I'm back in the rap battle community where there is so much talent. I hope to work with all of you someday!
Holy shit. The places this battle went. The story boarding is amazing. And weirdly enough the live action and the animation combo didn’t seem to weirdly off. Very well done. Shoutout the whole crew who contributed.
The is probably the most hype I've been seeing a project in a long time. I love the cinematography. I know this was likely done specifically for April Fools, but if you have it in you, please do more stuff like this.
I honestly believe, while Frodo was packing heat in all his verses, his one vs King Tut was the most savage and best-sounding. Like, bro, the whole "Barely inscribed in hieroglyphs, I'll scrap you like the bible did, only inside our minds to live because they found your tiny crypt," verse honestly hits harder than it has any right to. I adored every second of this battle, showcasing all these awesome animators and Little Flecks needs to be a live action actor more often, he was so good just like when he was Bear Grylls when vs Steve Irwin!
Wow, this was seriously.....epic. The graphics, the beat flow, the different soundtrack for each Egyptian, you guys really knocked this out of the park. ERB better look over their shoulders with quality like this.
frl! i love how they switched up the beat for each Egyptian, i'll never get bored of it oh, not to mention the different animation style for each Egyptian too!
@@Ardit_Rama the thing about ERB is that they're stuck doing live action as they never had animators like this channel does, so they can only do what they have costumes for (like for example i think the happy appy vs flowey battle would have been impossible for them) so this channel has significantly much more freedom to do whatever it wants, i agree the quality is higher on ERB but i think this channel has more interesting battles so i would say it's subjectively better imo
@@Benjamslikestrains everyone has their opinions and I respect yours but still ERB remains in top because for those costumes they care about every detail and also the hair and makeup is always awesome then as for quality in this channel rhymes I’ve noticed many times that sometime they didn’t match, this channel quality now is the same like some old bad ERB
Genuinely one of my favorite April Fools battles EVER. Watched it 4 times yesterday and I was still laughing my ass off and having so much fun with the lyrics, fucking FANTASTIC work from everyone! 💚
Lyrics Narrator: A long time ago, Frodo Baggins slowly trotted across the Sahara, as the sand wove it’s glistening waves over the barren landscape. He’d intended to rid himself of the One Ring by hurling it inside the volcano, but on the way, a thought had struck his mind. The Egyptians had invented the Ring, so he believed, and so he devised a plan. He would bargain the Ring back to where it originally, Originally came from, in hopes that someone would dare to carry his burden. He first came across King Ramses II, who didn’t seem too pleased about Frodo’s presence. King Ramses II: Who dares look upon King Ramses during his daily rapping study? Frodo: Oh I just wanted to inquire about- King Ramses II: SHUT THE FUCK UP you peasant Beat me in a rap battle first and only if you win I may hear you out should you be worth my time Nobody as great came before me glory But I should call you Ra, because you bore me snoring Like my farmers you’ll be begging me for more beef corny Take my chariot warriors and crush your hairy ass horse feet You trample in my temple to my land my reign is central You got 3 dwarfs, a grandpa and you act like the Avengers assembled I’ll make your throat burn like a roasted Adam’s apple I expand lands on my camels you fall off the fucking saddle Yes, I battled in Kadesh and now I’ll kill you in your cottage Then I’ll take your little hobbits and I’ll send them to the prophets You better know where your god is before my plagues hit your poor lord I leave more doors crossed while you’re crossing to Mordor Frodo: Excuse me your rhythm is so damn off Your late on this track, call you Gandalf Man, let’s be real all your people are hungry I got the fam in the back you got a famine in your country It’s Frodo going solo on this bozo you got no hope don’t go toe-to-hairy-toe with the smoke-toting goat though I’ll call you your farmers cuz you got no hoes No joke, I’m the pro when I roast foes I got the know to grow flows and I’m smoking you loads like when Moses hit you with the 360 noscope Your corpse is looking bare I have something to improve it You’d like it Ramses, it’s got a nice ring to it It can take any foe you request out of your way King Ramses II: I don’t want your silly ring Frodo: Okayyyy King Ramses II: But I do know somebody who might take your stupid shitty no bitches ring Maybe ask King Tut inside that weird triangle thing in the desert Narrator: And so Frodo took his stupid little shitty no bitches ring to the weird triangle thing in the desert. There he met King Tutankhamen, who didn’t seem too pleased about Frodo’s presence. King Tutankhamen: It’s the return of the King Tut Preserved from the crown down to deez nutz Don’t try to stroll into Giza I split you in half like a tree trunk I slaughter every archaeologist who wanders and pops open my sarcophagus even in Death you won’t meet one as fresh as Tutankhamen is at eight years they crowned me on the top of Heliopolis I was still standing taller that this Hobbit did In my empire I’ve never seen such a whacky face Even my harem would agree that you have no game You’d piss yourself before you’d ask out babes My palm trees are the only place you’d grasp a date I’m stuck inside a museum but I’m running the aisles And now this little peasant is here crossing my style? How was your pathetic past, you motherless child Your parents drowned in a river and now you’re stuck in denial Frodo: Do I really gotta destroy this failure His speeches were so shit they wrapped him in toilet paper I’m surprised you even remained intact you’re filled with more preservatives than a Big Mac your life has mattered? your spine got fractured Fuck Cairo, you need a chiropractor You set up those traps? Well, clearly I made it Who let the Home Alone kid on the grave shift Your country took a whiny kid and placed him on the highest cliff But then he died at 19, dipped forgotten with your time and scripts Barely inscribed in hieroglyphs I’ll scrap you like the bible did only inside our minds to live because they found your tiny crypt there’s no human stopping me You got so much gas, you’re tooting commonly Anyway, I wanna sell you this ring, bruh King Tutankhamen: I don’t want your silly ring Frodo: Fuuuuuck King Tutankhamen: But I do know somebody who will be born in a couple centuries after me who might take your cringe ass nae nae ring living inside that weird shack across the river Narrator: And so after 13 centuries, Frodo arrived with his cringe ass nae nae ring at the weird shack across the river. There he met Queen Cleopatra, who didn’t seem too pleased about Frodo’s presence. Queen Cleopatra: Tryna touch my crown? you can’t boss me So you better bow down like these palm leaves I put fools in their tombs, don’t get cocky Unlike you and your jewels, I can drop heat I got kidnapped in a bedsack You’re so boring you make kids nap in a bedsack Make every guy kneel when I make noise with my bars My milk bath brings all the boys to the yard Try to hold your composure when all the Romans come over I got a whole league of soldiers you got a hole in your shoulder Now I’m opposing this ogre you’re getting smoked till your toes hurt So just keep loathing your own worth so soft this froyo’s a gogurt Got loafs, but ain’t got fro-dough in your pockets Lost your bro only to get trolled by that Gollum Save your jokes you can never cope with your problems Your finger goes like this Battle roast bitch, you lost it Frodo: I lost it? Please you asked your brother to marry ya Kept that bedroom in sweet home Alexandria Who let Squidward near the eyeshadow All your marriages fell apart like the Sphinx ha, got your nose! You’re weak, Cle! You keep stealing from Caesar’s salary I got beef, you just eat Caesar’s celery You turned everybody around you into a snake It’s no surprise that’s what made you slither into your grave Now I shall be the sixth man who offers you a ring But this time it’s not for love just for the bling hustle!! I know your hand is full so I guess you gotta cram it Queen Cleopatra: I don’t want your silly ring Frodo: God damn it! Narrator: And so Frodo Baggins wandered into the desert once more, but it was too much. After 13 centuries of no food, the weak ass pussy finally kicked the Hobbit sized bucket. But something unexpected happened. Instead of wandering into the afterlife, he was visited by the God of the Dead. Anubis. Anubis: Ayo Frodo Baggins Frodo: W-What? Anubis: I’mma grant you your greatest desire taking the ring Frodo: Oh Anubis: and I’m gonna bring you back to the living world Frodo: Uh-huh Anubis: under one condition you gotta defeat me in a rap battle Frodo: No no, please not another one, no no Anubis: Yuh Don’t duel with Anubis These puny endeavours are fruitless The Humans may foolishly count me as ruthless The truth is when is see the cruelness in you I choose not to excuse it Selling the ring - I can see what you’re doin’ deep down you’re scared that your heart will abuse it Let’s clear the confusion like statues in the room with Tutan I’ll leave you in ruins I read hieroglyphs but I still can’t decipher How you’d brawl with the embalmer you got wrapped up by a spider Depended on your friendships ever since you left the Shire Yea, he bails you outta fights but with Sam you’re none the wiser Not the type of dude to say “off with his head” feed him to the dog with the croc for a head Look, even Sauron watches with dread scared of the terror the coffin begets And your followers left Cynopolis still kneels down to me since the dawn of my myth spawned Tied my name to the grave cause they know that the god of the dead still lives on Frodo: This is bloody unfair! If you have any decency whatsoever you will summon my friends to help me! Anubis: I shall accept those terms. Samwise: What have you done to Master Frodo? Anubis: yo this is a 1 v 1! dawg rap. Samwise: Frodo! Oh no…. you must make this right, Sam Get the will to fight and then you’ll strike Osiris’s hype man That’s my plan sure to shorten your afterlifespan Like your uncle did your father I’ll be killing the mic! *(Gandalf: Daamn)* You’re the worst god in Egypt since Creep Switch Your tale got ripped by the Greeks that’s a reprint Had a cult of believers deceived then The middle east left for Jesus, that’s a repent Who switched the look up? Anubis! Ditched your lover for your momma. A new bitch! I go hammy, spit sick like gangrene Who killed your family? It’s the Gamgee! Anubis: A righteous heart that’s filled with anger I know the pain that death brings To ensure there comes no danger I’ll take up this god damn ring Samwise: Fucking finally Now Frodo will not die in vain I beg of you Anubis please bring Frodo back to life again Frodo: *gasp* Sam! Samwise: Master Frodo! You’ve come back again like Gandalf Anubis: He did WHAT?! Gandalf: did somebody say Gandalf? Anubis: You shall not pass death twice! Narrator: And they all lived happily ever after. (except Sam, he died)
@@justsomeone7883 if you wonder why some channels need to include lyrics three times: lyrics in youtube subtitles are easy to read and can be auto translated - useful for people who don't speak English well lyrics in description are easy to copy-paste or find in google and lyrics in video just look good
@@ThatGalFromDominoes I mean we are talking about lore here, which goes way harder than just big ol' tringles... we have nightly journeys through a land full of demons, snakes, doors, traps, and unnamed messengers, we have a crocodile-headed hippo lion that eats unworthy souls, we got spells that turn deceased souls into phoenixes, we got a bird Moon gambling it's light away, we got a lion goddess massacring humanity and soaking the land in a blood bath, we got a flaming bird man who flies on a boat through the underworld every night to fight a giant shadow snake, and we got creatures getting pregnant from eating lettuce
AYO FRODO BAGGINS This was so much fun to edit, direct and film for this! I loved everything coming together! I think I've topped Kirbo vs Hungy Caterpillar. This is the biggest project I've worked on, and i can't wait for more! Hopefully i made Anubis worth simping over lol🥰🥰 Oh and Happy April Fool's lol
Utterly high-quality animation! The ending was hilarious! And it felt like an actual story being told! Hats off, y'all. Another new musical banger has joined the fray!
"My palm tree is the only way you get dates" "You're speeches so sh**, they wrapped you in toilet paper!" "F*** Cairo, you need a chiropractor!" "I eat beef, you just buy off Caesar's lettuce" "You married your own brother" These lines are FAR TOO legendary!!!!!
iNCREDIBLE. Not sure why you chose Frodo in particular, but I'm a sucker for Egyptian culture, and I always did want a hybrid live action-2D animated rap battle.
It's all In the heart of the cards, when ya dealin' with the Ancient Egyptians! I still love this Roger Rabbit styled Rap battles, that ya rarely see these days.
This was so much fun to be apart of! Excellent work to everyone who was a part of this project! It was so much fun to animate King Ramses and I hope everyone enjoys this Rap Battle. April Fools who???
Wow, this was both fucking hilarious, and dope-ass as fuck, MAJOR props to Freeced, LittleFlecks, Mancha, Snakebite126, Bblackroses, Mix Williams, and Psytube, because they literally brought out more heat, than the Egyptian desert itself. Not even ERB can top this top-level heat, those bars were more toxic than all of Egypt's asps, MAD RESPECT for everyone, here. You know those rappers where they got such amazing bars, YOU'RE WAY TOO SCARED TO DISS THEM, that's both me and Eminem. XD
One thing I super appreciate is your April Fools rap battle go for a weirder and more creative twist than those who make a half assed rap battle and say that's content. This was a wild and interesting video, sometimes coming off as more of a weird special than rap battle. The narrator adds this extra bit of epic, like you'd hear from a myth being told which made his funny lines even funnier. Personally, I do feel like the bits inbetween the raps could drag on sometimes losing the hype the previous rap did. Still, stuff like this is why I'm subscribed to you.
This is insane. I actually re-watched it just to focus on the beats 2nd time since I sank in the storytelling the first time but damn dude, those beats are glorious.
This is definitely one of the most amazing and hilarious battles you have made so far. It definitely looked like it had a lot of dedication put in as well as the rest of your battles! I’m very excited to see what else is next!
this is fucking hilarious I loved Bblackroses performance as Cleopatra Rap battle suggestion Little Mac v.s. Ryu. Punch-out! has few but great games and Street Fighter has a lot ranging in quality
King Tut honestly wins everything. Forget everything else, that verse he did was ruthless. Snakebite126 (I believe that’s who voiced him) deserves some huge homage for killing his role as Tut. My favorite in this video other than Anubis.
Imagine suddenly being transported to the underworld, seeing your dead friend, and then Anubis, god of the dead says "Yo, this is a 1v1 dawg... rap" and hands you a mic You got what it takes?
If you're looking for battle suggestions Chris McLean VS Monokuma. It's really funny how alike of characters they are. Forcing teens into life risking situations and then making them vote someone off. Vince Mcmahon vs P. T. Barnum both business man who made a fourtune out of traveling with a ring where larger then life character preformed in. Both have done pretty slimey business practices and both argue that their audience knows it's an act.
I have an idea for the rap battle Luz Noceda (The Owl House)vs Anne Boonchuy ( Amphibia) The similarities between them are they are both teenage girls who are stuck in a fantasy world and have found new friends and a parent figure.
1:39 "I got the fam in the back, you got a famine in your country..." Frodo got the first 3:03 "I'm surprised you even remained intact, yo're filled with more preservatives than a Big Mac..." ehmmm. Frodo it was beating, not destroying 4:36 "I lost it? Please, youi asked your brother to marry ya. Kept that bedroom in sweet home Alexandria" BATTLE OVER!!!! Ya... LOTR wins
Spoilers for the battle incoming Never thought I'd see an ancient figure like King Tut ever utter the words "cringe ass nae-nae" but here we are. Joking aside, this was fun and hilarious! Well done!
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I love these high-effort April fools battles. This is unironically solid, love the narration
I forgot it was April first I thought it was just a weird rap battle because of the high quality
I love your profile picture.
Bro that "shut the fuck up you peasant" was hilarious as hell
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The way it was dileveried was what made it so funny
The delivery is what sold it for me, “SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU PEASANT”
Yeah that shit was personal
Yea
I like how Frodo casually just survives for 13 centuries
with no food
he didnt, he died
@@LocseryuOfficial only after getting rejected by a woman
@@1chi.459 Based
@@LocseryuOfficial ratio
@@1chi.459 😂
For an April Fools joke this is incredibly badass. It's balanced between both jokes and bars. I love it.
Whoever animated Cleopatra should be coming back, the facial expressions were so good.
Yea man the person also animated something on Eddie’s channel
I think it was Shaggy vs Crazy Dave
Unless you know this already
yes the facial expressions just the facial expressions
it looks like animated james to me
Feels like Hazbin Hotel.
*Abridged Alucard's Voice*
DO YOU EVEN READ THE VIDEO'S DESCRIPTION?!
This isn’t a rap battle. It’s an experience. Truly amazing.
It's an acid trip is what it is
(:
@@animeperson9517, Yeah, Like Zenitsu or Tanjiro’s trip.
Agreed
a alternate trip of the LOTR.
"Except for Sam, he died" absolutely hit perfectly
Anubis' raps absolutely had final boss vibes
That Anubis verse goes hard. The Egyptian afterlife concept resonates deeply with me. The philosophical musing of weighing a hearts sins to a feather are so poetic.
This is the greatest april fools joke that I have ever seen
The story line is crazy and intricate, so far the greatest video you've made in 2022 so far
I very much agree.
Honestly, the one who dissed Frodo the most was the narrator
Agreed.
@@Donrichino Agreed part 2
@@GrimCreeper349 Agreed, part 3: Return of the King
@@muggerston Agreed, part 4: The Deed of Doom
@@MessiNotPessi Agreed, Part 6: the cringe ass nae nae ring
Whoever animated Tut and Cleopatra is going places!
Yes, and whoever VOICED Tut and Cleopatra are going places
I love the bit with Cleo where she gets the silhouettes. There's a couple of little things that go by so quickly that they are easy to miss like her arm and the bit where she breathed fire.
Not Collage, But Places !
But Tut has the fastest delivered verse in the entirety of Freshy Kanal History
@@MessiNotPessi but don't forget little flecks too, he not only spitted fast verse in same battle but also wrote fast part for doctor who
"sherlock I better beg of you to answer me this question cause it's taking me a bit to understand it, how did the avengers take on thanos on a secondary battle when the only difference was magician vanished"
also you can check out his best raps at mr bean vs charlie chaplin and youtube vs twitch
I...never would have imagined how hype a match-up like this would be...and as someone who's studied both Lord of the Rings AND Egyptian history, this battle was a LOT of fun! Amazing job!
Cleopatra’s verse was more venemous than the asp that killed her.
Dude uncool
@Amontillado Its an Oversimplified joke chill
@Amontillado lol it's a joke, relax
@Amontillado what is band kid suppose to mean?
And Froto humiliated her worse than Octavian would have if he brought her to Rome in chains for a Triumph.
These are the kinds of april fools jokes that i really enjoy - actual effort, where the joke is primarily in the silly premise/matchup.
This is an unironic banger.
This was really cool, man, like Cleopatra's part was fucking insane
I still can’t get over how wild this is. I keep coming back to it haha, everybody did amazing and this is just truly something that’s always gonna be special
this battle is important, it is here, and we must take care of it
thanks for having me once again to animate King Tut !!
Agreed
Frodo had some flows so dope even Sauron didn't see them coming. I'm Impressed with everyone in this battle. So glad I'm back in the rap battle community where there is so much talent. I hope to work with all of you someday!
Holy shit. The places this battle went. The story boarding is amazing. And weirdly enough the live action and the animation combo didn’t seem to weirdly off. Very well done. Shoutout the whole crew who contributed.
I like how everyone has their own personality that just makes it so much better especially since there is just as much dialogue as rapping
The is probably the most hype I've been seeing a project in a long time. I love the cinematography. I know this was likely done specifically for April Fools, but if you have it in you, please do more stuff like this.
I honestly believe, while Frodo was packing heat in all his verses, his one vs King Tut was the most savage and best-sounding. Like, bro, the whole "Barely inscribed in hieroglyphs, I'll scrap you like the bible did, only inside our minds to live because they found your tiny crypt," verse honestly hits harder than it has any right to. I adored every second of this battle, showcasing all these awesome animators and Little Flecks needs to be a live action actor more often, he was so good just like when he was Bear Grylls when vs Steve Irwin!
Wow, this was seriously.....epic. The graphics, the beat flow, the different soundtrack for each Egyptian, you guys really knocked this out of the park.
ERB better look over their shoulders with quality like this.
frl! i love how they switched up the beat for each Egyptian, i'll never get bored of it
oh, not to mention the different animation style for each Egyptian too!
Tbh these guys have surpassed erb in my eyes already. Their quality is on par but this channel is significantly more productive.
@@noty2673 quality of ERB is much much higher they’re the goats. But it’s true that their problem is that they don’t post much
@@Ardit_Rama the thing about ERB is that they're stuck doing live action as they never had animators like this channel does, so they can only do what they have costumes for (like for example i think the happy appy vs flowey battle would have been impossible for them) so this channel has significantly much more freedom to do whatever it wants, i agree the quality is higher on ERB but i think this channel has more interesting battles so i would say it's subjectively better imo
@@Benjamslikestrains everyone has their opinions and I respect yours but still ERB remains in top because for those costumes they care about every detail and also the hair and makeup is always awesome then as for quality in this channel rhymes I’ve noticed many times that sometime they didn’t match, this channel quality now is the same like some old bad ERB
“That weird triangle thing in the desert”
That’s one of the 7 wonders of the world, everyone
The desert?
@@mayssm no, the weird triangle thing.
@@ThemeParkAvenue Made me laugh! 🤣🤣🤣👍
@@ThemeParkAvenue no it’s the desert, there a 3 triangle things, and it’s only one of the 7
@@zesnowpea6347 Mood Killer alert. Call the Fun Police.
Genuinely one of my favorite April Fools battles EVER. Watched it 4 times yesterday and I was still laughing my ass off and having so much fun with the lyrics, fucking FANTASTIC work from everyone! 💚
This battle was seriously phenomenal!
I enjoyed every minute of it, absolutely god tier battle
Also that Creep Switch line was *chef's kiss* perfect
Lyrics
Narrator:
A long time ago, Frodo Baggins slowly trotted across the Sahara, as the sand wove it’s glistening waves over the barren landscape.
He’d intended to rid himself of the One Ring by hurling it inside the volcano, but on the way, a thought had struck his mind.
The Egyptians had invented the Ring, so he believed, and so he devised a plan.
He would bargain the Ring back to where it originally, Originally came from, in hopes that someone would dare to carry his burden.
He first came across King Ramses II, who didn’t seem too pleased about Frodo’s presence.
King Ramses II:
Who dares look upon King Ramses
during his daily rapping study?
Frodo:
Oh I just wanted to inquire about-
King Ramses II:
SHUT THE FUCK UP
you peasant
Beat me in a rap battle first and only if you win
I may hear you out should you be worth my time
Nobody as great came before me
glory
But I should call you Ra, because you bore me
snoring
Like my farmers
you’ll be begging me for more beef
corny
Take my chariot warriors
and crush your hairy ass horse feet
You trample in my temple
to my land my reign is central
You got 3 dwarfs, a grandpa
and you act like the Avengers assembled
I’ll make your throat burn
like a roasted Adam’s apple
I expand lands on my camels
you fall off the fucking saddle
Yes, I battled in Kadesh
and now I’ll kill you in your cottage
Then I’ll take your little hobbits
and I’ll send them to the prophets
You better know where your god is
before my plagues hit your poor lord
I leave more doors crossed
while you’re crossing to Mordor
Frodo:
Excuse me
your rhythm is so damn off
Your late on this track, call you Gandalf
Man, let’s be real
all your people are hungry
I got the fam in the back
you got a famine in your country
It’s Frodo going solo on this bozo
you got no hope
don’t go toe-to-hairy-toe with
the smoke-toting goat though
I’ll call you your farmers cuz you got no hoes
No joke, I’m the pro when I roast foes
I got the know to grow flows
and I’m smoking you loads like when
Moses hit you with the 360 noscope
Your corpse is looking bare
I have something to improve it
You’d like it Ramses, it’s got a nice ring to it
It can take any foe you request out of your way
King Ramses II:
I don’t want your silly ring
Frodo:
Okayyyy
King Ramses II:
But I do know somebody who might take
your stupid shitty no bitches ring
Maybe ask King Tut inside that
weird triangle thing in the desert
Narrator:
And so Frodo took his stupid little shitty no bitches ring to the weird triangle thing in the desert.
There he met King Tutankhamen, who didn’t seem too pleased about Frodo’s presence.
King Tutankhamen:
It’s the return of the King Tut
Preserved from the crown down to deez nutz
Don’t try to stroll into Giza
I split you in half like a tree trunk
I slaughter every archaeologist
who wanders and pops open my sarcophagus
even in Death you won’t meet one
as fresh as Tutankhamen is
at eight years they crowned me
on the top of Heliopolis
I was still standing taller that this Hobbit did
In my empire I’ve never seen
such a whacky face
Even my harem would agree
that you have no game
You’d piss yourself before you’d ask out babes
My palm trees are the only place
you’d grasp a date
I’m stuck inside a museum
but I’m running the aisles
And now this little peasant
is here crossing my style?
How was your pathetic past, you motherless child
Your parents drowned in a river
and now you’re stuck in denial
Frodo:
Do I really gotta destroy this failure
His speeches were so shit
they wrapped him in toilet paper
I’m surprised you even remained intact
you’re filled with more preservatives
than a Big Mac
your life has mattered?
your spine got fractured
Fuck Cairo, you need a chiropractor
You set up those traps? Well, clearly I made it
Who let the Home Alone kid on the grave shift
Your country took a whiny kid
and placed him on the highest cliff
But then he died at 19, dipped
forgotten with your time and scripts
Barely inscribed in hieroglyphs
I’ll scrap you like the bible did
only inside our minds to live
because they found your tiny crypt
there’s no human stopping me
You got so much gas, you’re tooting commonly
Anyway, I wanna sell you this ring, bruh
King Tutankhamen:
I don’t want your silly ring
Frodo:
Fuuuuuck
King Tutankhamen:
But I do know somebody who will be born
in a couple centuries after me
who might take your cringe ass nae nae ring
living inside that weird shack across the river
Narrator:
And so after 13 centuries, Frodo arrived with his cringe ass nae nae ring at the weird shack across the river.
There he met Queen Cleopatra, who didn’t seem too pleased about Frodo’s presence.
Queen Cleopatra:
Tryna touch my crown? you can’t boss me
So you better bow down like these palm leaves
I put fools in their tombs, don’t get cocky
Unlike you and your jewels, I can drop heat
I got kidnapped in a bedsack
You’re so boring
you make kids nap in a bedsack
Make every guy kneel
when I make noise with my bars
My milk bath brings all the boys to the yard
Try to hold your composure
when all the Romans come over
I got a whole league of soldiers
you got a hole in your shoulder
Now I’m opposing this ogre
you’re getting smoked till your toes hurt
So just keep loathing your own worth
so soft this froyo’s a gogurt
Got loafs, but ain’t got fro-dough in your pockets
Lost your bro only to get trolled by that Gollum
Save your jokes
you can never cope with your problems
Your finger goes like this Battle roast
bitch, you lost it
Frodo:
I lost it? Please
you asked your brother to marry ya
Kept that bedroom in sweet home Alexandria
Who let Squidward near the eyeshadow
All your marriages fell apart like the Sphinx
ha, got your nose!
You’re weak, Cle!
You keep stealing from Caesar’s salary
I got beef, you just eat Caesar’s celery
You turned everybody around you into a snake
It’s no surprise that’s what made you
slither into your grave
Now I shall be the sixth man
who offers you a ring
But this time it’s not for love
just for the bling
hustle!!
I know your hand is full
so I guess you gotta cram it
Queen Cleopatra:
I don’t want your silly ring
Frodo:
God damn it!
Narrator:
And so Frodo Baggins wandered into the desert once more, but it was too much.
After 13 centuries of no food, the weak ass pussy finally kicked the Hobbit sized bucket.
But something unexpected happened.
Instead of wandering into the afterlife, he was visited by the God of the Dead.
Anubis.
Anubis:
Ayo Frodo Baggins
Frodo:
W-What?
Anubis:
I’mma grant you your greatest desire
taking the ring
Frodo:
Oh
Anubis:
and I’m gonna bring you back to the living world
Frodo:
Uh-huh
Anubis:
under one condition
you gotta defeat me in a rap battle
Frodo:
No no, please not another one, no no
Anubis:
Yuh
Don’t duel with Anubis
These puny endeavours are fruitless
The Humans may foolishly count me as ruthless
The truth is when is see the cruelness in you
I choose not to excuse it
Selling the ring - I can see what you’re doin’
deep down you’re scared
that your heart will abuse it
Let’s clear the confusion
like statues in the room with Tutan
I’ll leave you in ruins
I read hieroglyphs but I still can’t decipher
How you’d brawl with the embalmer
you got wrapped up by a spider
Depended on your friendships
ever since you left the Shire
Yea, he bails you outta fights
but with Sam you’re none the wiser
Not the type of dude to say “off with his head”
feed him to the dog with the croc for a head
Look, even Sauron watches with dread
scared of the terror the coffin begets
And your followers left
Cynopolis still kneels down to me
since the dawn of my myth spawned
Tied my name to the grave
cause they know that the god of the dead
still lives on
Frodo:
This is bloody unfair!
If you have any decency whatsoever
you will summon my friends to help me!
Anubis:
I shall accept those terms.
Samwise:
What have you done to Master Frodo?
Anubis:
yo this is a 1 v 1! dawg
rap.
Samwise:
Frodo!
Oh no….
you must make this right, Sam
Get the will to fight and then you’ll strike
Osiris’s hype man
That’s my plan
sure to shorten your afterlifespan
Like your uncle did your father
I’ll be killing the mic!
*(Gandalf: Daamn)*
You’re the worst god in Egypt since Creep Switch
Your tale got ripped by the Greeks
that’s a reprint
Had a cult of believers deceived then
The middle east left for Jesus, that’s a repent
Who switched the look up?
Anubis!
Ditched your lover for your momma.
A new bitch!
I go hammy, spit sick like gangrene
Who killed your family?
It’s the Gamgee!
Anubis:
A righteous heart that’s filled with anger
I know the pain that death brings
To ensure there comes no danger
I’ll take up this god damn ring
Samwise:
Fucking finally
Now Frodo will not die in vain
I beg of you Anubis
please bring Frodo back to life again
Frodo:
*gasp* Sam!
Samwise:
Master Frodo!
You’ve come back again like Gandalf
Anubis:
He did WHAT?!
Gandalf:
did somebody say Gandalf?
Anubis:
You shall not pass death twice!
Narrator:
And they all lived happily ever after. (except Sam, he died)
Thank you for this.
Thanks for posting this im blind and i have trouble seeing big white lyrics on the video 😁😁😁
Thanks.
@@justsomeone7883 if you wonder why some channels need to include lyrics three times:
lyrics in youtube subtitles are easy to read and can be auto translated - useful for people who don't speak English well
lyrics in description are easy to copy-paste or find in google
and lyrics in video just look good
In the line "Who let the Home Alone kid on the grave shift" you wrote "Who let the Home Alone kind on the grave shift", edit it.
Ancient Greece Lore: Gods sitting on a mountain, man throws thunderbolts
Ancient Egypt Lore:
No Ancient Greece Lore: This is this way because Zeus can't keep it in his pants.
@@TheTyroCalenloki Meanwhile in Egypt: “How about we just make some pyramids? That sounds cool.”
@@ThatGalFromDominoes I mean we are talking about lore here, which goes way harder than just big ol' tringles... we have nightly journeys through a land full of demons, snakes, doors, traps, and unnamed messengers, we have a crocodile-headed hippo lion that eats unworthy souls, we got spells that turn deceased souls into phoenixes, we got a bird Moon gambling it's light away, we got a lion goddess massacring humanity and soaking the land in a blood bath, we got a flaming bird man who flies on a boat through the underworld every night to fight a giant shadow snake, and we got creatures getting pregnant from eating lettuce
Great rap battle! Shame Sam died though, quite sad actually. He will be missed.
No he won’t.
@@korobeinikiechelon3264 yeah you right
@@korobeinikiechelon3264 wait what?
Who is that??
you did a very good job playing Frodo Baggins, Little Flecks. congratulations 🎉👏👏
Thank you and everyone else for helping bring my child to life
Make a Nick Wilde VS (Disney) Robin Hood rap battle I think that would be humourous
loved your verse bro!!!!
"Osiris's hype man"
holy shit how did he manage to kill the god of funerals so unceremoniously.....
AYO FRODO BAGGINS
This was so much fun to edit, direct and film for this! I loved everything coming together! I think I've topped Kirbo vs Hungy Caterpillar. This is the biggest project I've worked on, and i can't wait for more! Hopefully i made Anubis worth simping over lol🥰🥰
Oh and Happy April Fool's lol
Happy April Fool’s to you to Richie your animations are always awesome
Anubis was my favorite actually, I loved his personality and flow and his hieroglyph animation style
Thank you for this! I loved Anubis's animation especially when he stepped on Sauron's all seeing eye.
Animation and Live action at once is straight up amazing-
Plus the beat
Utterly high-quality animation! The ending was hilarious! And it felt like an actual story being told! Hats off, y'all. Another new musical banger has joined the fray!
These are starting to get better than the the actual ERB and I'm not gonna lie, I like that fact.
This is a literal master piece. I could watch this on repeat for hours on end. You bet your ass I’m learning these lyrics.
0:57 ramses
2:26 king tut
3:59 cleopatra
5:50 anubis
Anubis the ultimate chad
Also literally every FNF mod ever 5:45
"My palm tree is the only way you get dates"
"You're speeches so sh**, they wrapped you in toilet paper!"
"F*** Cairo, you need a chiropractor!"
"I eat beef, you just buy off Caesar's lettuce"
"You married your own brother"
These lines are FAR TOO legendary!!!!!
wanted* to marry her brother because he was 12 and she wanted to rule. he declined, it became a civil war.
Incredible work everyone
I guess you could say “Frodo” rlly “killed” the beat!
f*ck
iNCREDIBLE.
Not sure why you chose Frodo in particular, but I'm a sucker for Egyptian culture, and I always did want a hybrid live action-2D animated rap battle.
The matchup is an inside joke in the rap battle community
@@gnomeyt9339 What is that joke? Never heard o it.
@@TheRoadrunnerFromHell the matchup was suggested as a joke a year or two ago, and people have consistently been joke-requesting it since
This was fantastic, I loved the storyline feel of this battle!
I was laughing my ass off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's all In the heart of the cards, when ya dealin' with the Ancient Egyptians!
I still love this Roger Rabbit styled Rap battles, that ya rarely see these days.
Genuinely the best rap battle. Period. Like, how do you make something this funny, good, and energetic
Never seen the Lord of the Rings movies, but this is PURE GENIUS!
1:53 haha I like that little detail/callback where he's holding Corpse's mask when he says that line
This was so much fun to be apart of! Excellent work to everyone who was a part of this project! It was so much fun to animate King Ramses and I hope everyone enjoys this Rap Battle. April Fools who???
Wow, this was both fucking hilarious, and dope-ass as fuck, MAJOR props to Freeced, LittleFlecks, Mancha, Snakebite126, Bblackroses, Mix Williams, and Psytube, because they literally brought out more heat, than the Egyptian desert itself.
Not even ERB can top this top-level heat, those bars were more toxic than all of Egypt's asps, MAD RESPECT for everyone, here.
You know those rappers where they got such amazing bars, YOU'RE WAY TOO SCARED TO DISS THEM, that's both me and Eminem. XD
I always love your high effort April Fools battles!
Dang. Cleo had some heat (insert desert joke here) but overall Frodo definitely took that lol
Zero idea what the connection is supposed to be but with a story like this, honestly just makes it fun to witness. Awesome job to everyone involved!
Connection is that the ring was invented in egypt
Yeah, duh
It's an April Fools battle, there's no connection
0:57 king Rameses
2:26 king tut
3:57 cleopatra
5:48 anubus
i was expecting travis vs michael scott but this slapped so hard, great job from everyone
I was actually expecting the same battle to come out as well
The way that they blended real and animation it's just beautiful
Dustin, how the fuck do you not just live up to this running joke, but do so much more than needed. This battle legitimately shocked me
One thing I super appreciate is your April Fools rap battle go for a weirder and more creative twist than those who make a half assed rap battle and say that's content.
This was a wild and interesting video, sometimes coming off as more of a weird special than rap battle. The narrator adds this extra bit of epic, like you'd hear from a myth being told which made his funny lines even funnier.
Personally, I do feel like the bits inbetween the raps could drag on sometimes losing the hype the previous rap did.
Still, stuff like this is why I'm subscribed to you.
This was on a whole new level. Do more of this and you will bury ERB.
I just love how unnecessarily hostile everyone in this is.
Except for Frodo, of course.
This is a straight up masterpiece. How the hell did you even come up with the idea?
This is insane. I actually re-watched it just to focus on the beats 2nd time since I sank in the storytelling the first time but damn dude, those beats are glorious.
"When I see the cruelness in you I choose not to excuse it" is prob my fav line
You know, I wanted to see you make a rap battle with a plot behind it and now it's here.......and it's glorious and I love it!
2:28 flow go crazy 🔥
Yo this was hotter than the Sahara itself. Tutankhamen was my favorite, followed by Cleopatra.
This is definitely one of the most amazing and hilarious battles you have made so far. It definitely looked like it had a lot of dedication put in as well as the rest of your battles! I’m very excited to see what else is next!
How is it you manage to put out an April fools day battle that STILL proves to be something truly fucking epic?
Cleo became the last pharaoh for everyone knew they could never match her skill on the mic
4:40
Show your friends with no context. You're welcome
Coming back to watch this in anticipation for this year's April 1st.
Rock paper scissors didn't disappoint
this is fucking hilarious I loved Bblackroses performance as Cleopatra
Rap battle suggestion Little Mac v.s. Ryu. Punch-out! has few but great games and Street Fighter has a lot ranging in quality
Just when I thought Freshy couldn't be more subversive, he gets even Fresher holy shit
How much quality do you want?
ERB: High quality
Freshy kanal: YES!
ERB: Finally, a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary!
2:12 i'm always laughing on this part
People:talk about me behind my back
Me:Wait what?
People: 0:48
King Tut honestly wins everything. Forget everything else, that verse he did was ruthless. Snakebite126 (I believe that’s who voiced him) deserves some huge homage for killing his role as Tut. My favorite in this video other than Anubis.
This isn’t an April Fools joke, this is a full on LOTR fan-fiction.
Imagine suddenly being transported to the underworld, seeing your dead friend, and then Anubis, god of the dead says "Yo, this is a 1v1 dawg... rap" and hands you a mic
You got what it takes?
Oh yes, I AM Anubis.
i love how this comment only surfaces now
0:57 Ramses.
1:30 Frodo’s first verse.
2:27 King Tut.
2:58 Frodo’s second verse.
3:59 Cleopatra.
4:34 Frodo’s third verse.
5:49 Anubis.
6:43 Sam.
@parkerwoodall9125 yeah fr, but honestly my fav is anubis
I just got the line "I should call you Ra because you bore me"
The name Ramesses literally means "Ra is the one who bore him"
Can we talk about Cleopatra 😳 GOD DAYUM!
this is lowkey kinda crazy, good shit.
Help I've lost count of how many times I've watched this, despite it being 8 minutes long
Why have you cursed us with such a banger
The production quality!! This is one of the highest effort shitposts I've ever seen.
King tut straight killed his part 2:20
If you're looking for battle suggestions
Chris McLean
VS Monokuma. It's really funny how alike of characters they are. Forcing teens into life risking situations and then making them vote someone off.
Vince Mcmahon vs P. T. Barnum both business man who made a fourtune out of traveling with a ring where larger then life character preformed in. Both have done pretty slimey business practices and both argue that their audience knows it's an act.
In case you don't know there is actually a vincemcmahon vs pt barnum rap battle
Here is it th-cam.com/video/GqA8rcq9LXQ/w-d-xo.html
I have an idea for the rap battle
Luz Noceda (The Owl House)vs Anne Boonchuy ( Amphibia)
The similarities between them are they are both teenage girls who are stuck in a fantasy world and have found new friends and a parent figure.
Yo, this was awesome!! It’s not just a rap battle, it’s a whole story!!
Sheesh, Cleo had me like-
wooooo!
I love the fact that Frodo flat out beated everyone in Egypt.🤣
Well, not everyone. He didn't beat Anubis.
Sam did.
@@nightmare3642 fair point
@@nightmare3642 which makes sense, sam is literally the one who destroyed sauron
@@TheOnlyVanillaCoco Sam mentioned Jesus
Now we must have Samwise VS Ancient Romans for their next april fools
This channel is criminally underrated. Yet another banger from freshy kanal👍
They all chose to hear him out, and gave him advice on who to see next, so he technically did win all these scraps
Edit: All except Cleopatra
1:39 "I got the fam in the back, you got a famine in your country..." Frodo got the first
3:03 "I'm surprised you even remained intact, yo're filled with more preservatives than a Big Mac..." ehmmm. Frodo it was beating, not destroying
4:36 "I lost it? Please, youi asked your brother to marry ya. Kept that bedroom in sweet home Alexandria" BATTLE OVER!!!!
Ya... LOTR wins
All those were so garbage
@@internetgangstersprw ur mom is garbarge
This is absolutely amazing! Great job to all involved!
I've been going on a Snakebite binge so imagine my surprise to see him pop up here too!
Spoilers for the battle incoming
Never thought I'd see an ancient figure like King Tut ever utter the words "cringe ass nae-nae" but here we are.
Joking aside, this was fun and hilarious! Well done!
It's like a full musical
DAMN, the Hobbits destroyed EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. This was amazing.
Uhhhh I know I'm late but can we talk about that Samwise impression!??! It was so good!
Oh shit thank you dude, glad you liked it :)
I know you don't do this often, but can we get some more of king tut?
I just want soo much more of him
just PLEASE bring him back sometime soon
Bro I can't stop replaying Anubis's part
1:41 yow yow yow! Frodo is not the time to finish it