Bro leave him alone people enjoy stuff like this and he enjoys making it too. Why would you go out of your way to post negative comments when it won't do anything? Anyways, have a good day sir or ma'am or whatever you prefer.
I really thought the ‘no broken bones streak’ would end today, but it didn’t! So yea, It’s Video 3 without broken bones!! Let’s see how long this can go on…
This dude could have done anything else to prove he was a god right? Made flowers bloom, make it rain, set a bush on fire. Nope. Dude jumps right to blowing up a fucking mountain.
Oh this was so good. A yandere God and the sound effect of him destroying the mountain was just amazing! Also for real for real, if I could spend eternity with my pets, eat snacks, and play games I'd go anywhere with yandere God. ❤️
the way i have to mentally prepare myself every time i listen to these audios- the first one i listened to had an arm breaking sound effect when it was really quiet and it scared me so bad i had to pause the video and calm down. It's rare that an asmr makes me feel genuine fear to the point of tears lol
Not even 2 minutes in and my face went from awe from the rumbling sound effect scratching my brain correctly immediately to horror, he blew up a mountain, the after effects of that scare me to the core. The rockslides the earthquakes the flying rubble, trees, and whatever poor life forms were there before. You know I'd probably cling to him first because cool lightning finger guns and then cling tighter scared of the aftermath knowing since he caused it he's probably safe in the sense the rubble and various mortal consequences of blowing up a mountain.
Great video! I feel bad for the goddess... But on the other hand... Who in their right mind is gonna take something away, and keep it away, from a less than stable god? Wouldn't be me. I would quickly send it right back, with a bow and freshly baked cookies or something. With an apology note. Then maybe find a new planet to relocate to and look after. Would that count as changing your address?
Heyyy!! Could you please make a "Visiting your boyfriend at the mental asylum" part two?? I literally loved itttt Also we just made an egg army in your chat ;-;
I do not listen to bf asmr, I listen to one as a joke and then I came across this one on my page. And omg dude I have chills your an amazing actor!!! I absolutely love this work and your absolutely so talented ❤❤
I can't go with him solely because no matter how this man tries, he would never be able to make the same amazing food my gran does. My grandma is way above his level in terms of cooking skills. Not to mention he'd need to get all of my comfort foods... Honestly, Mr. God might as well teleport the entire state I live in onto his planet.
I have a feeling that the thing he said about the time zones is actually the opposite. That one week in his realm would probably be a hundred in ours. If we stay there, our families and friends will be long dead.
this is top tier!!! i haven't listened to roleplay asmrs for a long time since i can't really find ones i liked, but i'm so so happy i found your channel! the voice acting is super super good and the sound effects are the icing on top, pls pls pls continue making these!!
Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper Junior, Double, Triple Whopper Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers I rule this day Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup It's okay if I don't want that Impossible or bacon Whopper Any Whopper my way You rule, you're seizin' the day At BK, have it your way (You rule) sorry i was watching memes whats this about?
Him: “Watching you sleep” Me: “Sleep? What’s that? Never heard of it” Also him: “you would seriously give all that up just to stay here? Me: “My phone’s here.. there’s wifi here… is there wifi there? Its boring without my phone… plus… I’ve got… things… in this phone…
The fucking mountain being destroyed scared the shit out of me I was like “oh okay it’s over” but it kept going and he started laughing and I was like “oooohhh shit I’m really in for it now” Anyways love ur work you actually scare me sometimes which is really cool I’m kinda into it 😳
*Me whose totally into obsessive love:* Holy shit that is super hot I'd love to join you. Besides it's probably better for the other gods if I keep you occupied instead of fighting them. *God of Selfishness:* What do you mean I'm sick? HAHAHAHA! *Me:* I'm sorry what? I'm going to die now.
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The self confidence this man has 💀💀💀💀
it isnt even confidence its cockyness 💀 still loved the video tho-
NAH FR LIKE SIT DOWN😒
Bro leave him alone people enjoy stuff like this and he enjoys making it too. Why would you go out of your way to post negative comments when it won't do anything? Anyways, have a good day sir or ma'am or whatever you prefer.
@@barbareratiani4732
I’m
Im pretty sure they meant the character
@Barbare Ratiani they were talking about the character he's playing ya'll need to learn to take jokes and know how to spot them
- Picks a random asmr video
- Didn’t check the name or even the title
- Hears the yandere giggle.
Okay, what limb of mine will be broken now?
Nah dw we're 3 videos through without broken bones 🎉🎉
@@Rizzler-Twizzler Seems that way.
@@Rizzler-Twizzler 🎉 We have a record here🎉🎉
How long is it going to last though?
Him: "and that exception is you"
Me: my ugly ahh could never💀
Nah bc same
Heavy on this energy 😂
same to twin but the "i love you" he said got me rolling
1:26
I was half asleep when this scene suddenly gave me a heart attack
I feel like every yandere audio/story eats me alive and I absolutely love it
Who needs drugs, when yandere characters "exist"
I hear that.
In real life that'd be HORRIFYING.
But in Fiction, its awesome :3
yk what makes it worse is you would be even worse then Satan and Lilith to him and be some idk Outer demon god
if you rejeceted him ofc
I really thought the ‘no broken bones streak’ would end today, but it didn’t! So yea, It’s Video 3 without broken bones!! Let’s see how long this can go on…
watch his next video be him breaking every bone in our body
our spine is next
You're gonna jinx us 😔
DON'T JINX US
not much longer
12:57 THE BEEP GOT ME
12:57 that beep sound was so adorable, im not even sure if that's on script or not 😂😂
I think he says it when he messes something up.
My jaw dropped when the mountain got demolished 💀
Same☠️💀
i was like;
"omg is the mauntain gone?"
I was so shocked😂
The beep got me i jump and i was the close to falling on the floor so......
"You know I look good in every position"
Ad: "THIS IS UR BRAIN WHEN YOU'RE STRUGGLING TO FOCU-"
Omg you should do a part two of the visiting my yandere boyfriend!!
Yesss
YESS ITS MY FAV AUDIO OF HIS SO FAR!!
Stop feeding my dog until there's a part too
YES
Ong
You're one of the few ASMRtist that can I British voice I really like, I tolerate very few too.
FR
Damn :(
Fr
12:56 ........I like to imagine this as canon, I don’t care if it was a slip up- this particular deity is just a little ✨quirky✨
Are you talking about the beep? XD
“Hmmm yes I’m full of myself, a bitch, and selfish! Oh wait BEEP”
"What a grand and intoxicating innocence." The way my eyes widened! Dagoth Ur, is that you?
👁️👄👁️
This dude could have done anything else to prove he was a god right? Made flowers bloom, make it rain, set a bush on fire. Nope. Dude jumps right to blowing up a fucking mountain.
Oh this was so good. A yandere God and the sound effect of him destroying the mountain was just amazing!
Also for real for real, if I could spend eternity with my pets, eat snacks, and play games I'd go anywhere with yandere God. ❤️
Man really was like "enough about me, let's talk about me!"
Justice for that mountain, it didn't do anything wrong ✋🏾😭 (great video btw)
Every single person in that premier is very unhinged and I fear for their carbon footprint
This isn’t to say my carbon footprint is literally any better I’m just pointing it out that some of y’all were barking-
i love how he’s confident and a nervous wreck at the same time it’s so cute 🥰
the way i have to mentally prepare myself every time i listen to these audios-
the first one i listened to had an arm breaking sound effect when it was really quiet and it scared me so bad i had to pause the video and calm down. It's rare that an asmr makes me feel genuine fear to the point of tears lol
"Does Anime exist in your " Paradise"?
Him: "hmm, no?"
"THEN I AIN'T GOING"
Please get a life
bro is horrifyingly talented
I pray that he doesn't almost kill us🙏
he be the one you praying to tho
@@gacha_void745 you are right tho-
I have never encountered a more egotistical Yandere… enjoying it tho.
(I bet he’s the god of ego or something lmao)
Absolutely 200% batshit insane. I love it.
I don't know if it is the greatest act of narcissism or self-esteem in history :0
damn! this was actually one of my favorite amsr's so far, loved the personality, the sound effects, the whispers, everything. shef kiss 💖
13:54 pancakes? Well now you’ve sold me on that place
Not even 2 minutes in and my face went from awe from the rumbling sound effect scratching my brain correctly immediately to horror, he blew up a mountain, the after effects of that scare me to the core. The rockslides the earthquakes the flying rubble, trees, and whatever poor life forms were there before. You know I'd probably cling to him first because cool lightning finger guns and then cling tighter scared of the aftermath knowing since he caused it he's probably safe in the sense the rubble and various mortal consequences of blowing up a mountain.
This is just perfect. So great I'm speechless about how talented this boy is
Nah the sound effect is everything 😳😳😳😳 he always amazes me
“Oh brother. Another god to defeat.”
This guy is so self obsessed I love him
Great video!
I feel bad for the goddess... But on the other hand... Who in their right mind is gonna take something away, and keep it away, from a less than stable god?
Wouldn't be me. I would quickly send it right back, with a bow and freshly baked cookies or something. With an apology note. Then maybe find a new planet to relocate to and look after.
Would that count as changing your address?
I definitely think that counts as changing your address.
Definitely! ^__^
"YOU'RE PART OF MY FLESH HAHAHAHA!!" Doesn't that make you my dad?-
That's what I'm saying 😭
him: crumbling a mountain to dust
me: *squints eyes* ya no. I don't buy it
GOSH DANG IT, YOU’RE TOO GOOD AT THIS OMG. Thank you once more for the quality content!!
His LAUGH❤️😭💳
rest in peace to the mountain. that was really uncalled for >:(
he created us with most of his sane brain cells, that's why he's unhinged
I think he’s tricked us. Time for us would flow FASTER, meaning when we returned a week later, all our friends and family would be long dead
Holy wait you’re not wrong
Heyyy!! Could you please make a "Visiting your boyfriend at the mental asylum" part two?? I literally loved itttt
Also we just made an egg army in your chat ;-;
My god... You always make me impressed! I love the voice acting, it's rly cool!
Okay, leaving a like already for that mountain destruction sound. Goodness gracious 1:25 That sounded way too cool.
I do not listen to bf asmr, I listen to one as a joke and then I came across this one on my page. And omg dude I have chills your an amazing actor!!! I absolutely love this work and your absolutely so talented ❤❤
I can't go with him solely because no matter how this man tries, he would never be able to make the same amazing food my gran does. My grandma is way above his level in terms of cooking skills. Not to mention he'd need to get all of my comfort foods... Honestly, Mr. God might as well teleport the entire state I live in onto his planet.
Lol
Part 2 please ?! THIS WAS SO AMAZINGGG LIKE AAAA like bro tbh you would be an AMAZING VA for an anime
casual murder at the start, totally a god move
Ooooooooo, either he’s not letting us go back, or we go back like a billion years late
I have a feeling that the thing he said about the time zones is actually the opposite. That one week in his realm would probably be a hundred in ours. If we stay there, our families and friends will be long dead.
That explains what he said at the end… After all, he’s a yandere 😂
@@JellyOnAPancakeAyyyy Yup
imagine a week in that realm would be like 20 years on earth
Dude has to be the most egotistical God out there I swear😅
Y’all imagine being a part of .3% of something, y’all should join 😌
NEW YANDERE ASMR! LESS GOOOOOOO-
The fact I would go with him in a heart beat tho
I Wonder if our bones break?
Edit:I’m so happy we don’t get killed by our bf
My phone all most fell on my face when listening to this
Another masterpiece made by our *PERSONAL* God, love you Eggs ❤
Tysm for another amazing audio
Was I the only one side eyeing him the entire time, like I'd be standing there like o-o -.- o-o
this is top tier!!! i haven't listened to roleplay asmrs for a long time since i can't really find ones i liked, but i'm so so happy i found your channel! the voice acting is super super good and the sound effects are the icing on top, pls pls pls continue making these!!
"I'm a God"
And I'm a muslim
Same lol
I didn't realize gods don't like raisins :')
continue the no broken bones streak
your voice is so gorgeous! the sound effects were outstanding 💕
“and like i said….you have“ *PIP* “and like i said-“ ( 12:52 )
Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper
Junior, Double, Triple Whopper
Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers
I rule this day
Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup
It's okay if I don't want that
Impossible or bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my way
You rule, you're seizin' the day
At BK, have it your way
(You rule)
sorry i was watching memes whats this about?
this is so on another whole level, thank you for blessing us lowly souls with this
12:57 BEEP!✨️
This is my eight time coming back to this, I'm addicted fr, I can't go back now
But like how do you slay everytime?😮😮
My guy was not lying when he said unhinged. Still loved it
Wow! His self confidence 😍😍😍
HE KILLED MOTHER NATURE?!
You can watch me sleep all you want idc😻😻😻
Him: “Watching you sleep”
Me: “Sleep? What’s that? Never heard of it”
Also him: “you would seriously give all that up just to stay here?
Me: “My phone’s here.. there’s wifi here… is there wifi there? Its boring without my phone… plus… I’ve got… things… in this phone…
THE THUMBNAIL ?!? absolutely beautiful. THE VOICE ACTING ?!? immaculate, chef kisses
meanwhile with me : *chilling with my cat* he just SCARED MY FUR CHILD :(
I SQUEALED AND MY PARENTS JUST LOOKED AT ME WEIRDLY-
still so amazed by the quality
Egg really out being #1 at his job !!
1:24-1:51 scratches my brain, I cant stop listening to that part omg
Guess I'm staying up a little longer 🤭
The mountains..?? 😨?? TGAT WAS SO GOOD?!?;?:? 😭😭😨
I LOVE UR CHANNEL EGGSMR!!!❤😊
bro the mountain's ecosystem 😕😕
Whoever the main character in this is is NUTS. I was ready to pack my bags the SECOND he described what his eternal paradise is like
2 hours?really?I have go to the bed now cjzuzeriztiItcyxf
woah calm down jamal
don't pull out the 9
oh bro i didn't expect a modern retelling of the hypostasis of the archons but dang this is lit
We need a part two of this!!
I'M SO EXCITED-WE LOVE YOUUUUU ❤
LOVELY SEEING YOU AGAIN 🫶😚
@@Jinxarval LOVE YOU IN GENERAL BABES 😘
I guess he likes my dark humor
I wish i had half the amount of the self-love he has!
Ilysm bro- I click this video faster than doing my homework at last minute
Как всегда восхитительно❤
The fucking mountain being destroyed scared the shit out of me I was like “oh okay it’s over” but it kept going and he started laughing and I was like “oooohhh shit I’m really in for it now”
Anyways love ur work you actually scare me sometimes which is really cool I’m kinda into it 😳
AMAIZING MASTERPIECE ONGG
*Me whose totally into obsessive love:* Holy shit that is super hot I'd love to join you. Besides it's probably better for the other gods if I keep you occupied instead of fighting them.
*God of Selfishness:* What do you mean I'm sick? HAHAHAHA!
*Me:* I'm sorry what? I'm going to die now.
this was so good!! always brightens up my week seeing the notification pop up!