Worst. Hunter. EVER!
ฝัง
- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 เม.ย. 2024
- What's this? Mine eyes doth glimpse a tiny creature, all red and black, a lady of the bug sort! With whiskers twitching and paws ready, I go for a chase. But, oh the struggle! This wee lassie slips through my grasp like fresh litter. She's quick, this one, and armored too, I shall study her skill from afar. Perhaps I'll sick her on the Simpleton and watch her mesmerize the mottled mutt. Not a fair match, mind you; you can't outwit the witless. But it shall be entertaining nonetheless and provide a bit of merriment before the next nappies.
Meows and blessings be upon thee, my loyal subjects.
Queen Shorty Shoshobeans
What's this? Mine eyes doth glimpse a tiny creature, all red and black, a lady of the bug sort! With whiskers twitching and paws ready, I go for a chase. But, oh the struggle! This wee lassie slips through my grasp like fresh litter. She's quick, this one, and armored too, I shall study her skill from afar. Perhaps I'll sick her on the Simpleton and watch her mesmerize the mottled mutt. Not a fair match, mind you; you can't outwit the witless. But it shall be entertaining nonetheless and provide a bit of merriment before the next nappies.
Meows and blessings be upon thee, my loyal subjects.
Queen Shorty Shoshobeans
Thank you, our gracious queen. My day will be better with your blessings! 😁😅💜
Hahahahaha😂
bravo! 😂😂😂
It's a pure pleasure to read stuff like this. 😍😻
🥲 Beautiful poem.
The way the ladybug seems to hardly even care is my favorite part of this
What do you want a LADYBUG to do ? 🤦♀️
@@shizukagozen777 Fly.
@@DrunkSamurai
Yeah, that's basically the only thing that it can do.
No animal was harmed in the making of this video. Shorty: "'The quality of mercy is not 'strained...it is mightiest in the mightiest..."
Just his fuzzy pride
😂💕
“It has my permission to live.”
"That's my story and I'm sticking to it!"
That was my first thought! Great minds...
Lol 😸👍💞
pacifist cat
Shorty is a magnanimous queen!
Shorty: I want to attack it, but I don't want to touch it!
I had a cat that kept trying to attack a goldfish I had, but could NOT handle touching water. The top of the tank was open, and he'd get up and braced with three legs, but only had one paw to try to grab the fish. (Said goldfish had grown to about 12" long, including its tail.) Max just touched the water and pulled back like he was burned. Said goldfish mocked him. Would come up to the surface to taunt, then go to the bottom of the tank. Funniest thing ever.
That's a great story! 🤣🤣🤣
@@eileen7303 Max only tried once to grab the fish with both front paws. It went as one would expect. Not sure if that was when the goldfish started mocking him or the mocking started before that.
🤣🤣 my 5 cat's watch the large spider's & just jump around the cricket's cricket's & 🙄🦘
🤣🤣🤣
That’s because she’s not hunting. She’s babysitting. I once had a cat like that.
Correction: Cutest hunter ever.
And the Ladybug nonchalantly shuffles off.....🐞
💕🐾🐈⬛🐾💕
😂
Queen's mercy. 😉🔸🤗🔸🥰
@@user-je2ny1mq1o ......🐞
@@rkoff5744Queen Shorty Shoshobeans is most majestic in all of her endeavors!
💕🐾🐞🐈⬛👑🐾💕
@@kimberlygarner2723 “It has my permission to live.” (written by gezatherton1071)
The queen is so noble letting the bug live 😊
Aye, yes, noble, much nobility going on here with this yon bug which ye I definitely allowed to live, no question about it, and thus am even more worthy of thine adoration and, um, many treat-treats, yes?
@@shortyandkodi yes, my queen
murder mittens? as if those adorable little floofy paw pillows could actually harm something ... I think not!
Kinda like velvet covered brass knuckles....
That fur sticking out of his toes. Adorable.
Her!
"Her" How dare you!
“Beatrix Potter is right, ladybug sauce really does taste unpleasant” - Shorty
Finally a closeup footage of the elusive laser dot, although it seemed slower and dimmer than usual possibly tired or sick but still as always doesn't seem to be affected by repeated strikes.
👏👏👏😂😂😂
I guess I heard it incorrectly as a child and all this time I did not know they were called laserbugs :)
I wonder if she let it go because the lady bug released that weird scent that a certain species gives off when threatened.
I know. They're nasty.
Queen Shorty is wise she knows well that hunter is nothing without the prey. So she lets it live, for the circle to be complete
Her Meowjesty, despite advancing years, still enjoys going on the hunt. Must keep up appearances, you know! Never complain, never explain.👑
Ladybug Ladybug
Fly away home...
For Queen Shorty has deemed it so.🐞❤️
This Ladybug is also a Luckybug.
🎰🎲☘️🐞❤️
Awww, Shorty still has the soul of a kitten!
😹😹😹😹😹
Shorty is a Beauty, a Queen 🥰🤩😺😻, not a hunter 😼😸
Many kisses for her 😽😽😽😽😽😽
It bowed before it’s Meowjesty so she allowed it to continue to worship her !!
She knows ladybugs are good bugs. Assert her authority a bit and let it go on its way.
Awwww trying to get the bug to run away or fly away so we don’t have to pounce on it ❤😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you my Queen!!! God bless you the one and only Queen Shorty!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤
I love this video and laughed all the way through.
Queen Shorty Shoshobeans may be the worst hunter but she is beautiful, adorable and regal all the same . 😊🥰🤗🐈⬛💓♥️☺️. Best wishes from the Philippines 🇵🇭
Aw, Shorty... Ladybugs are friends! Help it find some aphids.
So majestic, yet so silly. I love Shorty
Lol!! 1 min mark.."Dad, not sure what else you want me to be doing here, but I'll keep going..orrr fake like I am" 🥰 and..wait for it...the intermittent grooming during hunting lol...love it.. awesome footage!!🙏🤗💚🥰🙏
Shoko is adorable❤
"And there's another super secret spy/minion recruited (captured) & trained (indoctrinated/brainwashed) and sent forth to wreak havoc amongst my enemies."
This has backseat road-trip vibes: "I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!"
Ahahha! As the youngest of 6 siblings I get it.
"She keeps her Moët et Chandon
In her pretty cabinet
"Let them eat cake, " she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy
For Khrushchev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation
You can't decline
Caviar and cigarettes
Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice
She's (not) a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime"
Hee Royal Meowjesty Queen Shoshobeans knows even pretending to hunt is so beneath her. She wants to please her dad and make a quality vid,, so Shorty generously fakes it! All hail! ❤️💆🏿♀️🌷
Her growing frustration is hilarious 😂
Awww, such a cutie pie..gorgeous and adorable!!😍👍💋🌺💞
She's trying her best.
Shorty playing gently with her toy bug warms my ❤
Love the pause to wash. Classic feline hunting behavior. She's trying to even the odds a bit.
I hope you let the ladybug go after that traumatic experience!
she has painted herself into the corner there by trying to escape a ladybug which is in hot pursuit! haha
Quick fly away lady bug 🐞
The benevolence is strong with Shorty 💖 Some consider ladybugs good luck 🐞(Lucky that Shorty sucks at marksmanship) 🤗
lady bug: Get Off ! 🤣
Queen Shorty is like I shall let the lady bug live🖤👑🐞
Shorty and those little Grinch paws
for size reference, imagine a city block playing with you
I love how breezy she was at getting the ladybug 😂😂😂
Aww, she is so cute, and a dedicated protector of your realm!
I am glad it's just a harmless ladybug; both for her attacking it and for you since she granted it mercy.
Also, be glad it's not a cicada. My giant softy void would bring me live "presents" he hunted.
He would very nicely bring them inside... all the way upstairs into my bedroom so I would not starve.
Shorty knows the good bugs from the bad bugs, that's all.
good thing kitty has hooman to feed them
Yeah, if the bug isn’t big enough to be snack worthy, it will most likely just be cat TV.
🐈⬛"what am I supposed to do with these Dr. Seuss mittens?!"
At least she tried, I seriously thought it was going to fly away!!!😂😂😂
Shorty is just so cute and brightens my day after knocking off work at night. And your bathroom is the cleanest bathroom ever! X
Hilarious!!!🤣
Please, don't let her harm the ladybug. 😭💔
You got to watch those ladybirds. They'll get you every time. He's thinking I told that thing off, as it scuttles away. Lol
Oh, have you even heard my wonderful voice? Trill queen, of course. 🎉
She's so fluffy that even her royal paw attacks inflict 0 damage.
Her royal highness was showing her new lady bug in waiting the way royal throne room and her royal duties lol.
Cutest! Hunter! Ever!
Shorty knows lady bugs are good luck 🐞
I like ladybugs, so I'm glad Shorty is so terrible at this.
awww.... she knows it is just a ladybug.... she is so adorable! 🥰😍😊☺😁
Shorty treats her pet so gently !
She just wants to prolong the entertainment :)
I think miss ladybug enjoyed the massage 😂
Such an adorable kitty.
"New! From Sho Ko Industries.
Taste of Ladybug.
You'll love it!"
😻😻 🤣
What I lack in hunting skills is more than compensated for in my alluring beauty. Ha..!
I'm glad she's not a great hunter. But she is a great love.❤❤❤❤❤
NEVER hurt or kill a ladybug
that bug has some solid defence
Not gonna lie, the 2 white whiskers had me mesmerized 😂
"Same time tomorrow, Shorty?"
What a cute little furry face! ♥️
Kitties can be amused with the simplest things in life.
She doesn't want to ladybug fall into the water 😂 so she saved her ❤
Save a bug today!😂🐞🐈⬛💝🌟
She gets an A+ for effort, so there's that.
Shorty knows you don't kill ladybugs. But you were watching, so she had to look like she was making the effort. That licking her paw pad and then putting it on the ladybug was a nice touch. Kind of like licking your finger in order to turn a book page.😅
It was actually kind of hard to follow what was going on because I kept getting distracted by how beautiful Shorty is. ❤
Oh bless her little heart.
NO ...my cat, Seamus, is the Worst. Hunter. EVER!!!
Cute video, love me some ShoSho timw!😊❤
She wanted to hunt it but didn’t want to actually touch it lol
Shorty needs glasses!
She's just so dang floofy!! And those 2 white wiskers!!! 😻😻😻
Ladybug "La di da di de La di da di da ..."
One of my former pets has Shorty beat. He would just sit there and watch a bug crawl across the floor then look at me like "aren't you gonna take care of this?".
God, I miss Pepe'. ❤🐈❤🐈❤
La vaquita de san antonio escapó del feroz ataque!
The floofy paws don't make for good gripping.
Shorty has her minnons to hunt for her.
In the middle of the hunt - you stop to groom your right leg. 😻
But sweetest and most noble Queen ever!❤❤❤
I love how shorty attacks, grooms, attacks, grooms......lol. 🌷🌷
The worst? Perhaps. But also the sweetest.
I LOVE SHORTY!! What a trip 😁❣💋💋💋💋💋💋
she's just so cute!
Cutest Hunter ever 🥰
He's a benevolent hunter.
She just wants to play with the ladybug, my cat does the same 😂😂