Scottish Independence: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • Scotland is about to vote on whether to secede from the UK.
    There are solid arguments on both sides.
    But none of that makes bagpipes good to listen to…or does it?
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  • @antusgabor
    @antusgabor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8493

    4:46 It's even more sick when you learn that Scots chose the unicorn for their naitonal symbol because in the legends it is the only animal that can defeat a lion. And guess who's national animal is a lion? ;)

    • @arnouth5260
      @arnouth5260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +474

      Belgium and Netherlands, Norway, Macedonia

    • @detaaz
      @detaaz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      Someone 1282 England*

    • @arnouth5260
      @arnouth5260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +355

      Brody Walker it was a joke, because the lion is the most common national animal

    • @jadenmccart
      @jadenmccart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Bulgaria as well! A fellow bag-pipe-loving country

    • @anuragdas9509
      @anuragdas9509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      @@arnouth5260 India has the Bengal tiger as the national animal

  • @sinner_man_games666
    @sinner_man_games666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3877

    if wales can have a dragon then we can have a fucking unicorn!

  • @Android811
    @Android811 9 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    Why do people hate bagpipes?
    I think they sound fucking amazing!

    • @miyamotomusashi7612
      @miyamotomusashi7612 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They do indeed.

    • @azbrowne
      @azbrowne 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Does anyone here like haggis?

    • @ryankelly9001
      @ryankelly9001 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Bagpipes and metal anyone? Folk metal probably the best thing ever.

    • @miyamotomusashi7612
      @miyamotomusashi7612 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Korn Shoots and ladders.

    • @fluffynoses
      @fluffynoses 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Android811 agreed bagpipes is a great creation of humanity

  • @sunnybove1337
    @sunnybove1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3163

    English : dont leave us we will be nice to you and dont screw you ever again!
    Scots : Okay england we put our trust in you.
    English 5 secs later : LetS lEaVe ThE EU

    • @arose5403
      @arose5403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Hahahaha 😁👏

    • @tomaszzalewski4541
      @tomaszzalewski4541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      The most funny thing for me is that many Brexiters say that scots support them (they apparently base It on the results of that referendum)

    • @Erik54321
      @Erik54321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is true

    • @bensonfang1868
      @bensonfang1868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      England and Scotland United cause England was like “yo Scotland, can we borrow your king”

    • @alcabone1126
      @alcabone1126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I am annoyed with voters in England, Scotland and wales that didn't vote against brexit. Especially with Scotland and northern Ireland having the lowest turnout of any country in the uk. Also people in England who probably thought brexit wouldn't happen.

  • @ragabashmoon1551
    @ragabashmoon1551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6470

    Scotland having a unicorn isn't that odd, when you consider that Wales national animal is a dragon.

    • @jackrussell3755
      @jackrussell3755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      Know wits mental av never even batted an eye at the fact Wales has a fucking dragon hahahaha

    • @greenplyer2807
      @greenplyer2807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Exactly I was thinking the same

    • @304Kid
      @304Kid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      What? That's amazing. America we need to step our game up. I nominate Mothman as our new national animal.

    • @kevinhunter3473
      @kevinhunter3473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      The English have an indigenous Lion

    • @Rikku147
      @Rikku147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yo that's way better

  • @LaloRomeroRCOVER
    @LaloRomeroRCOVER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3820

    When he said "The prime Minister is David Cameron", I felt like I travelled back in time

    • @RLucas3000
      @RLucas3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      Back to a time when conservative politicians were just evil, and not evil AND insane

    • @blagoevski336
      @blagoevski336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@RLucas3000 cry lmao they won again

    • @MajorMlgNoob
      @MajorMlgNoob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Dw Boris is in that Oxford picture as well lol

    • @arfon2000
      @arfon2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MajorMlgNoob is he?

    • @MajorMlgNoob
      @MajorMlgNoob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@arfon2000 yeah he's the blonde guy sitting on the step in the bottom right

  • @flaviospadavecchia5126
    @flaviospadavecchia5126 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6099

    The EU to the UK: "Please don't leave the Union! We are stronger together!"
    UK: Never! I don't want other countries to telling me how to rule this country!"
    The UK to Scotland, Wales and N. Ireland: "Please don't leave the Union! We are stronger together!"

    • @sineadfaulkner3346
      @sineadfaulkner3346 8 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Hahahahahahaha

    • @insanityofmine7569
      @insanityofmine7569 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      LOL

    • @marko5249
      @marko5249 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Ahahahahaha grande

    • @metanomad9022
      @metanomad9022 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Eu is a Matroschka.

    • @ionescho
      @ionescho 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      By that logic, something smaller will also break away from Scotland, Wales and N. Ireland

  • @antred11
    @antred11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3131

    Ironically, Scotland would probably have been accepted into the EU by now if they had become independent.

    • @acebalistic1358
      @acebalistic1358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @Clx L actually the EU has preemptively said they would admit Scotland to the EU if it became independent. So I think that poll was not true..

    • @Shmingleshmangle
      @Shmingleshmangle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @Lm ao For what reason would Scotland not be accepted? We meet all the requirements, the only issue would be worries of other territories within the EU (Catalonia for example) getting the same idea. If the whole of the EU was to reject Scotland on the basis of some of their member states own internal affairs (hardly Scotlands fault) then they would show themselves to be incredibly undemocratic and unwelcoming, and would be shooting themselves in the foot for the world to see. That wouldn't happen, we would be welcomed, especially after Brexit.

    • @andrew4363
      @andrew4363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@acebalistic1358 yeah the big worry was Spain because of Catalonia, but Spain recently intervened and said they wouldn’t block an independent Scotland’s entry.

    • @lacdirk
      @lacdirk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Shmingleshmangle The reason why the EU won't accept Scotland immediately is that it lacks several institutions and powers right now. Those need to be set up and develop a track record, as they will be the ones implementing both Scottish and EU policies.
      A far more logical progression would be for Scotland to join the EFTA, which it would be able to do almost immediately. The EEA accession would be the next step, and that too should not be too hard in principle (see below). After that, EU accession can be considered.
      However, a lot will be determined by the way the English border is resolved.

    • @Shmingleshmangle
      @Shmingleshmangle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@lacdirk I don't disagree with any of that, I know it would take time but it's not impossible like many make it out to be. Also, the border is an issue created by English voters who want brexit, not Scottish voters who voted against it. If Brexit hadn't happened, and Scotland was independent and in the EU alongside England then we would have no issues. Sadly it's another classic example of us getting the opposite of what we vote for/English voters and Westminster dictating what happens to the lives of people here in Scotland.

  • @hazelmaeve597
    @hazelmaeve597 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3194

    "I'll have all the powers, and your brothers can die fighting my wars."
    That is the realest interpretation of Harry Potter i have ever heard

    • @Snowfireblues
      @Snowfireblues 6 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      Hugo Maebara You forgot the part where he fucks Ron's sister

    • @thewonderlander1372
      @thewonderlander1372 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Ya I was like Damn...

    • @turquoisesnowflake4613
      @turquoisesnowflake4613 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah

    • @brandonayong7656
      @brandonayong7656 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      SnowFireBlues i was about to say that but to be honest fuck that shit RON GOT EMMA FUCKING WATSON there is a justice

    • @rabbischlomobengoldbergstein
      @rabbischlomobengoldbergstein 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      it also explains the Israeli/US relation .

  • @Luca-sz5uy
    @Luca-sz5uy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4295

    "The currently unstable Euro" is incredibly hilarious after Brexit to hear

    • @Epicrandomness1111
      @Epicrandomness1111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      It's still unstable lol

    • @RubberDucky999
      @RubberDucky999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      @@Epicrandomness1111 Compared to what ? The pound or the Dollar ? those currencies are way more volatile than the Euro.

    • @Epicrandomness1111
      @Epicrandomness1111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@RubberDucky999 firstly nice whataboutism. Second, the dollar is literally the least volatile currency, hence why it is used internationally. Over the past decade the euro has been consistently in crisis over sovereign debt and the weight of the contradiction of having what is essentially a deutschmark being used in countries with radically different economies to the German one. You can just say that the euros more stable than the dollar and pound, but it's actually just untrue. No person who takes the stability of currency seriously, and isn't just trying to big up one currency over another for reasons outside of wanting to use a stable currency (aka a europhile or eurosceptic), is betting on the euro.

    • @bjoardar
      @bjoardar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      ​@@Epicrandomness1111 Whataboutism is meant to divert from the mentioned topic (in this case the Euro). A *comparison* is ... precisely not that! You don't divert from a topic if you keep it in the argument.

    • @leviosssa5843
      @leviosssa5843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@Epicrandomness1111 here are some hard facts, my poorly informed friend
      www1.oanda.com/forex-trading/analysis/currency-volatility
      Also please look up the definition of whataboutism, you seem to be using it wrong

  • @bambyzn1
    @bambyzn1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Still can't believe Scotland stayed. Like... why?

    • @gmaccruyff55
      @gmaccruyff55 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Natali Zarbabyan Because of the cosmopolitan population.,the non scots voted NO.

    • @raging121
      @raging121 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Many English friends of mine voted yes and 1 Welshman.

    • @rosagibson6570
      @rosagibson6570 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** But, they did have a guarantee to join the Nordic Council I do believe.

    • @andromidius
      @andromidius 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Natali Zarbabyan Fear, spread by the newspapers. At first I was happy they were staying, now I wish they'd left while they had the chance. No need for us all to suffer.

    • @XxBruce5002xX
      @XxBruce5002xX 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Highice007 clearly has not researched the subject, is uneducated of it and has no fucking idea what he's talking about.
      like seriously he's using this video for his point of reference and evidence to support his argument.. typical american

  • @arthropodqueen
    @arthropodqueen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    "jk rowling doesn't want scotland to leave the UK"
    i'm convinced, scottish independence now!

    • @mogznwaz
      @mogznwaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pathetic

    • @baguettegott3409
      @baguettegott3409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I thought the same thing. Wish she didn't have the money and influence she does to affect real, consequential political struggles. Because imagine if she went off the rails and decided to dedicate herself to a hate movement or something, that would be terrible... wouldn't it -_-

    • @Galaxy-zb2ee
      @Galaxy-zb2ee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@baguettegott3409 JK. Rowling has fuck all influence

    • @baguettegott3409
      @baguettegott3409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@Galaxy-zb2ee Some senator literally quoted her little essay against trans people as he blocked the vote on an LGBTQ bill. And I think you're underestimating how much her "taking a stand" legitimized transphobia in the media landscape, especially in the UK.

    • @Galaxy-zb2ee
      @Galaxy-zb2ee 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@baguettegott3409 By "some senator" I presume your referencing Senator James Lankford.
      Senator James Lankford is a right-wing, Baptist (i.e. a religious figure; protestant), republican who has held power since 2015. Given their religious beliefs, it can be assumed they held some discriminatory opinion on LGBT issues long before reading JK. Rowling's writings. Given his quotation of her, it can be agreed that Senator James Lankford seemingly admires, respects, or has given thought to JK. Rowling, but is this, factoring in Senator James Lankford's religious beliefs (which also include moral beliefs), equivalent to Senator James Lankford being influenced by JK. Rowling? Is influence the same as agreement?
      In my own opinion, I think the answer is both yes and no. It depends on the time scale. For example, I would be much quicker to blame the Church and the Bible itself on Senator James Lankford's beliefs than the views than JK. Rowlings. Senator James Lankford agrees with the Bible, yes, - but presumably only agrees with such a book due to its influence as, being in a religious family, it was probably his only vessel for learning about issues - it played a governing role. If JK. Rowling has played a parental or governing figure, such as the Church, I'd be much more inclined to say they had influence, but they did not (one may be tempted to reference JK. Rowling also wrote successful books, but I've yet to see any transphobia in them, just bad writing and a severe lack of snakes for a book with a snake talker).
      You may be correct on the media argument, or you may not - I don't know since I don't pay attention to media, and if everyone stopped paying attention to the media, the media wouldn't have any influence in the first place. *We can all do our bit by ignoring people in the media.*

  • @crisis4415
    @crisis4415 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4991

    We chose the unicorn because the English national animal is a lion and Unicorns are the enemy of lions.
    The thistle was chosen because when we were being invaded by vikings one of them stepped on a thistle alerting us to their presence so we could fight them off.

    • @catherinestickels2591
      @catherinestickels2591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +899

      So Scotlands national things are just middle fingers to other people. Awesome.

    • @joebeard4498
      @joebeard4498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Shouldn't it be a rhino?

    • @1006kelsey
      @1006kelsey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Sometimes i think we shouldve left the union

    • @Funkopedia
      @Funkopedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@joebeard4498 This is probably from before Europeans knew about rhinos

    • @Cendar
      @Cendar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Funkopedia please elaborate

  • @RustyBucket2
    @RustyBucket2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3664

    As a Scot, it pains me unbearably to watch this and fantasise over what might have been

    • @chrisnicol3993
      @chrisnicol3993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      One day bud!

    • @youknowme113
      @youknowme113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      that guy is pretty cringe to be honest. none of his jokes went even funny

    • @geraldwalsh6489
      @geraldwalsh6489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Be of Braveheart,Ciaran. Very soon now,Scotland will have independence.. if Nicola Sturgeon says its going to happen, it simply must happen!!

    • @fistsmcnasty
      @fistsmcnasty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I was just thinking this as I’m watching this, thinking about every vote for the current Tory government in the recent years and seeing that basically all of Scotland did not vote for them.

    • @geraldwalsh6489
      @geraldwalsh6489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Don't give up hope...Scotland will still get independence.When Scotland does,rest assured we in Ireland will support Scotland in whatever way we can!

  • @bigfuckinfrogo-o6070
    @bigfuckinfrogo-o6070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2517

    "Solar power is not an option for them"
    Yeah but wind turbines certainly are

    • @ideeyes4054
      @ideeyes4054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      There are also plans to install the World's longest underwater cable connecting Scotland to Iceland in order to get hydro power which they have plenty of

    • @gerhardsmith7892
      @gerhardsmith7892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well, tbh, it isn't, the only viable renewable sources of energy are nuclear and hidroelectric, wind and solar are pretty much unefective, but, again, they can always relay on nuclear (i don't know if they have a place to get hidroelectric, but at least i think they can go nuclear)

    • @strawberrykicker2
      @strawberrykicker2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@gerhardsmith7892 tidal

    • @assuming9735
      @assuming9735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Solar power works in places with a lot of rain. The sun still shines during the day, even if clouds are up.

    • @iainmacneil1884
      @iainmacneil1884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      There is plenty oil to last 100 years. Don't believe the English BS they spew. Scotland has plenty other resources

  • @kaned5543
    @kaned5543 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    If Scotland ever became independent, I'd absolutely try to emigrate there.

  • @theskullchaser1687
    @theskullchaser1687 8 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Solar power may not be an option for us but we could power the world with the winds we get

    • @VioletIsBulletproof
      @VioletIsBulletproof 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TheSkullChaser16 Oh yeah! There is wind energy now..and actually..ive seen some amazing(and better) results from wind energy....lol.

    • @oddrey6329
      @oddrey6329 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +TheSkullChaser16 I totally thought you said the WINGS you get and I was like "What are you guys pegasi now?"

    • @Alex-dv6cx
      @Alex-dv6cx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So just break wind for energy.

    • @rumplstiltztinkerstein
      @rumplstiltztinkerstein 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      there are other methods to generate energy that are enourmously cheaper to build and doesn't damage so much the environment. But these methods are so cheap and easy to build energy companies are willing to buy and shut down any company with these ideas, or sending a hitman for the owners.

    • @Crystalorbie
      @Crystalorbie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No fair, that bait's too good. You can't leave it out unbitten...
      ...
      What are these better methods, and how might one begin forming plans to detect and destroy the assassins?

  • @proteus03
    @proteus03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2375

    2014
    The UK to Scotland: "If you leave UK you will be outside the EU!"
    Scotland: "Oh well, then we better remain in the UK!"
    2016
    The UK to the EU: "We will leave the EU!"

    • @detsllh2995
      @detsllh2995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yea they might be kicking there ass now

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Top ten anime betrayals!

    • @davebuchan81
      @davebuchan81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @serendipidus1 That is too cynical. The public of course were the voters and no plan like this was public. Besides, if this was something that was planned by politicians it certainly wouldn't be going like this. It's been a show of ineptitude, not malice (this time).

    • @daeseongkim93
      @daeseongkim93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This aged well

    • @antonironstag5085
      @antonironstag5085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      England being perfidious as always

  • @plox796
    @plox796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4939

    Boris Johnson becomes PM
    TH-cam: Recommends this video after 5 years

    • @kyivstuff
      @kyivstuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I know!

    • @bella-tt9hk
      @bella-tt9hk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      hahaha i was literally thinking about this

    • @MattAlexanderMe
      @MattAlexanderMe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Ironically, he was also in that Oxford photo, wearing tails.

    • @ironmammoth530
      @ironmammoth530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Ironic that Boris Johnson is in the video at 6:16 in Cameron's embarrassing photo (Seated bottom left). Also now they are calling to have another election on independence before 2021.

    • @ironmammoth530
      @ironmammoth530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I meant bottom right... wouldn't let me edit that.

  • @dosa2990
    @dosa2990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    That Harry Potter refference was tragically on spot 😂😂😂

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      spot on* There! FTFY 😊

    • @PanzerLord
      @PanzerLord ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, technically, only one of Ron’s brothers died, and he had his good moments. Also, Rowling later opposed Brexit.

  • @nine300
    @nine300 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2759

    Incidentally, both of Ron's wands were made from unicorn hair.

    • @esmenouvelle9439
      @esmenouvelle9439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Does anyone really want to be compared to Ron?

    • @kayo5011
      @kayo5011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Esme Nouvelle the Buffon from the movie was shit but the book Ron,definitely

    • @clayclearly-harding7098
      @clayclearly-harding7098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      John Dee, true Potter Fan

    • @GoogleIsAPieceOfShit2023
      @GoogleIsAPieceOfShit2023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Esme Nouvelle For the life of me, I don’t know why Hermione married him. She’s wayyyyyyy to good for him.

    • @brandonfillpot1624
      @brandonfillpot1624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Esme Nouvelle I’d be happy to be Ron. Emma Watson is a goddess

  • @NewGuy2534
    @NewGuy2534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3616

    England: We want our independence.
    Scotland: Are we a joke to you?
    Ireland: Join the club, laddy.

    • @santiagonavarro125
      @santiagonavarro125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Wales: It should of been me.

    • @NewGuy2534
      @NewGuy2534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      England, Scotland and Ireland: HA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    • @johnmartin4119
      @johnmartin4119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      N. Ireland: England’s not so bad
      Ireland: Shut Up N. Ireland!

    • @sticks4632
      @sticks4632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@johnmartin4119 N. Ireland: oh you wanna go boy!

    • @tdog4423
      @tdog4423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Boss Umbra amen😂😂😂🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪♥️♥️♥️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @s.v.o.579
    @s.v.o.579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3048

    Me, watching in 2019:
    You hate Cameron now.
    *The worst is yet to come*

    • @arturofernandez4058
      @arturofernandez4058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Me, after May resigned and Boris Johnson is up for the job:
      You have no idea

    • @DoctorWhoKage
      @DoctorWhoKage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@arturofernandez4058 Oh, all three are the absolute worst but, unlike Trump, I guess you could say they are the "good" or "normal" types of worst politicians 'cos even they, EVEN THEY have more political experience than Trump.

    • @quasarsavage
      @quasarsavage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And Brexit still looms

    • @colmcarrigg
      @colmcarrigg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Shits about to hit the fan. I'm looking on from Ireland and the U.K. hurtling towards some crazy shit and we are being dragged along for the ride thanks to the D.U.P. nutters in the North.

    • @CocoOPNY
      @CocoOPNY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@colmcarrigg "nutters" is one of my favorite British words :-D

  • @Fetguf
    @Fetguf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    6 year after: UK has left the EU, and now the Scotts know why the should have left the UK...They have HUGE problems exporting fresh fish and agriculture produce to the EU.

  • @mikesanders3246
    @mikesanders3246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1525

    Fun fact... the "men in tails" pic.. the guy on the right, sitting on the stairs in Boris Johnson, also a future PM

    • @OpalMonkey.
      @OpalMonkey. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Which, entertainingly, was featured in a more recent episode of LastWeekTonight.

    • @gregbenson314
      @gregbenson314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's not fun at all!

    • @eduardoandres5989
      @eduardoandres5989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      they breed these sociopath politicians like urukhais

    • @paulharrison443
      @paulharrison443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Etta James Sebastian Grigg - Merchant Banker, Ralph Perry- Thompson - Architect, Ewen Fergusson - Lawyer, Matthew Benson - Merchant Banker then Property, Harry Eastwood - Investment Banker, Sebastien James - CEO of Boots, Jonathon Ford - Banker / Journalist at the FT. Five years later a similar photo was taken of the club which this time contained Jo Johnson - Conservative MP ad brother of Boris and George Osbourne - former tory Chancellor of the Exchequer.

    • @andrew4363
      @andrew4363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shows you how much English politics is influenced by money.

  • @teddydatroop
    @teddydatroop 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1371

    John Oliver is so addicting. I can't stop watching these vids

    • @elgordo2162
      @elgordo2162 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Teddy Terrific i cant stop laughing

    • @nousername1916
      @nousername1916 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tiny mod why would be be?

    • @augustinedaudu9203
      @augustinedaudu9203 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tiny mod well, we find something funny, so what's the big deal?

    • @Pundae
      @Pundae 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well considering he lives in America and reports news for America most of the time, then yeah I wouldn't be surprised if he wasn't well known in the UK, but he actually is. He got more than 4 million views per week for his first season, and Huffington post called his program, "the best television show of 2014". Sounds like you're the one being a twat here since you're the only one insulting people for liking a rather popular show. And if you want to say someone is retarded, I'd say the guy that decided to shit on someone in the comment section of the person's youtube channel, (you know, the one filled with his fans), is pretty retarded, and that would be you.

    • @pegasusdrive12
      @pegasusdrive12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Tiny mod why are you acting like a 12 year old? You are trying to be edgey, you are clearly not. Is something bothering you? If so can we be of any assistance?

  • @scottmanley
    @scottmanley 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2068

    'A Lot To Explain' - Yeah I tried to do a 'quick' explanation of Scottish history and ended up taking 15 minutes to explain how the Scottish Royal line took over England.
    Living in California I don't get to vote.

    • @BG213121
      @BG213121 10 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      I had to double check this video to make sure there wasn't anything space related twice. Regardless I hope that Scotland get's its way.

    • @Zvox
      @Zvox 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      HULLO!

    • @BG213121
      @BG213121 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      There is a reason that I remained intentionally vague. I have no real knowledge of the goings on so I just was saying that I hope that the country gets' what the majority wants.

    • @MyNameIsBucket
      @MyNameIsBucket 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Love your videos.

    • @ChemicleExplosion
      @ChemicleExplosion 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hey Scott! Quickly! De orbit an astroid and launch it at another astroid!

  • @georgiabradley3751
    @georgiabradley3751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    The province where I live in Canada literally just means "New Scotland" in Latin, our crest also has the unicorn and our flag is a merger of the old scottish flag and the new one. basically what I'm saying is that we're just diet scotland over here

    • @ixlnxs
      @ixlnxs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Faux Scotland :)

    • @prudencel1652
      @prudencel1652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@ixlnxs Nova Scotia

    • @karlab75
      @karlab75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Like the Quebecois are diet French?

    • @davidk1690
      @davidk1690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@prudencel1652 or Alba Nuadh if you want to use the Scottish Gaelic name

    • @xerozx2
      @xerozx2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shut up blue boser

  • @iwearleatherjackets1
    @iwearleatherjackets1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +929

    I actually like the sound of bagpipes lol. Greetings from Mexico, Scotland!

    • @delightfulblueberries7405
      @delightfulblueberries7405 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same.

    • @bee9632
      @bee9632 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hello from the Scots

    • @Leo-vr9pb
      @Leo-vr9pb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Profile pic buddies

    • @sicklehammer4540
      @sicklehammer4540 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hell from a person who is dating a Scot😝

    • @xQuinny13xFTW
      @xQuinny13xFTW 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Felipe Segura our culture? We drink a lot and deep fry everything there is not much here I'm afraid. Nice scenery up North though that's about it haha

  • @meltup3668
    @meltup3668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2313

    **2014**
    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: please don’t leave, Scotland. We promise we’ll stay in the EU, and you can benefit from our EU membership.
    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿: or else?
    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: or else it will be very difficult for you to re-enter the EU.
    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿: alright, I’ll vote no.
    **2016**
    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: pack your bags everyone, we’re leaving the EU!
    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿: WTF?!! You promised-
    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: Shut up. This was a democratic vote. We’re leaving.
    **2020**
    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿: We want to leave.
    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: No!
    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿: Why?
    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: That’s un-democratic!

    • @jkxd9618
      @jkxd9618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Some nations man 😤
      We have England and Scotland issues in America we have corporation vs people issues, to many racial tensions and so on sometimes I wish I could move to mars

    • @jkxd9618
      @jkxd9618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s just a power struggle

    • @jkxd9618
      @jkxd9618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      our rights first what I said England and Scotland issues and then I said in America we have then I stated the issues did you not read

    • @dorinfw1152
      @dorinfw1152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It's so fucking depressing, wish I was old enough to vote in the independence referendum, was only a few months of 😭

    • @ASteadyForce
      @ASteadyForce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Clever use of the emojis

  • @AtaMarKat
    @AtaMarKat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1737

    The only flower I like is the one that can pierce Englishman's throats!

    • @kbking16
      @kbking16 8 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      *Throws a rose bush at an Englishman*

    • @dragonkingofthestars
      @dragonkingofthestars 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maybe you scots can get some gorse from Ireland. That stuff Pierce and Englishman's throat and then burn him alive!

    • @someoneswatching7427
      @someoneswatching7427 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +jwgeezer highly

    • @morganwatson4545
      @morganwatson4545 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I loved that part! XD

    • @saucep5940
      @saucep5940 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There's so much gorse in Scotland you tit. Also the stuff that grows in Scotland is bigger.

  • @graham1230
    @graham1230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    5 years ago Scottish independence wasn’t that great of an idea but now it’s a terrific idea and they should totally go for it

    • @enemystand2981
      @enemystand2981 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was always a great idea, just there were so many false promises and media fearmongering

    • @julianwaugh8221
      @julianwaugh8221 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love Scotland and I would like all Scottish people to be happy no matter what decision they make
      First thing they should do is get rid of Trumps golf course they will feel much better

    • @tylerparadis501
      @tylerparadis501 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh no don't be foolish, its still a stupid idea

  • @oenrn
    @oenrn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1408

    "Scotland may lose the Pound and have to join the currently unstable Euro..."
    5 years later...

    • @dansomething7742
      @dansomething7742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      And the £ is back up

    • @aurelien5747
      @aurelien5747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Dan Something but who knows how long it will last

    • @dansomething7742
      @dansomething7742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@aurelien5747 that's my point. Currency valuations are up and down all the time. Though most experts agree once Brexit is done the £ is likely to rise again and level out. And because the € is a cross country currency it is easier to influence and takes longer to bounce back when something bad happens (as do the economies of its users countries)

    • @DaDunge
      @DaDunge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@dansomething7742 And back down again.

    • @DaDunge
      @DaDunge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@dansomething7742 Actually markets thrive on stability and suffer from uncertainty.

  • @michaelford5563
    @michaelford5563 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1680

    I'm fairly certain that that 1% vote for Scotland to stay with the union is because of John Oliver eating haggis with a unicorn

    • @DippKlippGuy
      @DippKlippGuy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      With bagpipes playing!

    • @ECW1865
      @ECW1865 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      And drinking whiskey

    • @abelrodriguez8942
      @abelrodriguez8942 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Someone in Scotland....Got convinced by an eglishman who will probably make a joke about Scotland sometime soon....By now England probably already started treating Scotland like crap and the Scottish are regretting staying

    • @DippKlippGuy
      @DippKlippGuy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Abel Rodriguez And I imagine the Irish and Welsh laughing their asses off at the whole debacle!

    • @Supadubya
      @Supadubya 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Michael Fordude It was a 55-45% vote against independence, according to Wikipedia, with 85% voter turnout.

  • @laurenbastin8849
    @laurenbastin8849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +973

    Fun fact: one of the popular legends around the thistle becoming the national flower of Scotland is that the English were tying to scale the walls of Edinburgh at night in order to invade, yet one of the English soldiers accidentally grasped a thistle while climbing, letting out a piercing cry that woke up the guards, who then successfully repelled them. Granted there’s no evidence behind this story, yet it’s still a pretty fun tale...

    • @sheritapressley6173
      @sheritapressley6173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The stuff made of legends!!!!

    • @DaDunge
      @DaDunge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I heard that story with vikings as the invaders not the english.

    • @seanjoseph8637
      @seanjoseph8637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Vikings surely.

    • @laurenbastin8849
      @laurenbastin8849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It certainly could be, it’s been a while since I heard it so I may have muddled it up in the telling

    • @drops2cents260
      @drops2cents260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Well, as the saying goes: "It may not be true, but it does make a good story". ;-)
      And about the thistle: I think a country which chooses a flower as its national symbol which is at the same time beautiful and to be handled with care to not hurt yourself is a force to be reckoned with, because that's a country with an attitude, as the motto "Nemo me impune lacessit" ("No one provokes me with impunity", or in Scots "Wha daur meddle wi' me?") on the Scottish coat of arms already strongly suggests in the first place. :-)

  • @quitequiet5281
    @quitequiet5281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Seven years ago...
    “If You ask a stupid question. You get a stupid answer.”
    Well now...
    I guess that explains Brexit.

  • @Forbzyful
    @Forbzyful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    "Cameron's problem is that, as a posh, southern Tory, he's seen in Scotland as everything that's wrong with England and the UK"
    Boris: Hold my beer

    • @karlosdeevs
      @karlosdeevs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      two words: Bullingdon's finest

    • @christineusher6204
      @christineusher6204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Scots and Northern English get on my nerves with your inferiority complexes every time you hear an educated voice, I am from london, an Estuary and we are not intimidated by a voice.

    • @yikes2540
      @yikes2540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@christineusher6204 an “educated” voice. You just embodied the definition of a superiority complex

    • @hildegunstvonmythenmetz6095
      @hildegunstvonmythenmetz6095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@christineusher6204 The thing the scots don´t like about Cameron is not his accent, it´s his political views. Did you even watch the video?

    • @kaylea155
      @kaylea155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You know, Boris was actually in that same photo they took of David Cameron at Oxford, I'm fairly certain. He was at least in the same club at Oxford

  • @MrBeny
    @MrBeny 9 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    5:45 Not 'Liberal', Socialist. John just probably couldn't say that in front of an american audience in case they started bombing Glasgow

    • @user-lk7sr6ef5x
      @user-lk7sr6ef5x 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *****
      why??

    • @Scyths1
      @Scyths1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ***** Why ? Because it's not a completely fucked up system like USA's is ?

    • @CalvinHikes
      @CalvinHikes 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Do they need some freedom?

    • @sweiland75
      @sweiland75 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *****
      You're welcome. - A Canadian

    • @jimmy31hendrix
      @jimmy31hendrix 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Scyths1 Bro, do you even Sarcasm?

  • @annabellatalbott
    @annabellatalbott 8 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    The Unicorn! They are genius, Scotland just gained 50% more respect from me

    • @LewChain
      @LewChain 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, you are a unicorn! Hahah

    • @Cemtexify
      @Cemtexify 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      50% of 0 is still 0

  • @johnson941
    @johnson941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “It’s not as though things were going swimmingly before” that sarcasm was just so perfect!!

  • @mefford67
    @mefford67 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    “Oh, I couldn’t possibly”... best line ever!

    • @jejjdjndkdkd6098
      @jejjdjndkdkd6098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

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    • @sheritapressley6173
      @sheritapressley6173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want that on a shirt

  • @dermentor8886
    @dermentor8886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    I know its been 5 years since this piece aired, but the sentence "They could lose the Pound and have to join the currently unstable Euro" just made me laugh so hard. :D

    • @mosef312
      @mosef312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That did not age well

    • @quartzking3997
      @quartzking3997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mosef312 not really. The pound is still worth more than the euro even after brexit.

    • @DebatingWombat
      @DebatingWombat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@quartzking3997 That is, of course, meaningless - not to mention pointless when the issue is STABILITY, not relative value.
      More important questions are: What can I buy with my income? Are necessary imports getting pricier due to a weakened currency? Etc. Etc. Etc.
      And in case you’ve forgotten, the pound has lost 10%-20% of it value against the Euro since the Brexit process began and though it has rallied against the dollar after losing around 17%, it is still about 6% under the pre-Brexit exchange rate.
      As a mainland European who briefly lived in the UK prior to Brexit and used to buy stuff online from there, the low value of the pound is obvious, since I continuously have to remind myself to recalculate at a significantly lower rate than I reflexively do. Of course, this issue also comes up far less frequently, since it rarely makes sense (due to added duties) to purchase stuff from the UK after it left the common market.

    • @nienke7713
      @nienke7713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @quartz king the worth of one currency as expressed in another currency is pretty meaningless.
      You can raise the nominal value of the currency as well as increase all the prices by the same percentage, and the actual value would remain unchanged, but the price as expressed in other currency (and vice versa) would change.
      What you want is a currency that's relatively stable so people's savings and investments aren't suddenly worth a lot less, and which allows foreign investors to invest in your country with relatively little risk (at least, as long as we have a global capitalist system, that's the reality we need to deal with).
      Another thing that's importsnt is that the purhasing power if their income is good, but that's not really about the currency, and more the relation between wages and product prices.

    • @nienke7713
      @nienke7713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @quartz king the worth of one currency as expressed in another currency is pretty meaningless.
      You can raise the nominal value of the currency as well as increase all the prices by the same percentage, and the actual value would remain unchanged, but the price as expressed in other currency (and vice versa) would change.
      What you want is a currency that's relatively stable so people's savings and investments aren't suddenly worth a lot less, and which allows foreign investors to invest in your country with relatively little risk (at least, as long as we have a global capitalist system, that's the reality we need to deal with).
      Another thing that's importsnt is that the purhasing power if their income is good, but that's not really about the currency, and more the relation between wages and product prices.

  • @annscott571
    @annscott571 8 ปีที่แล้ว +958

    The Welsh national animal is the red dragon!

    • @AmethystEyes
      @AmethystEyes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Awesome

    • @yvethomora2595
      @yvethomora2595 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wales is shit though , at least in Scotland there's more to see than a premier inn and people getting into sheep

    • @DieFlabbergast
      @DieFlabbergast 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +Yvethomora There's good rugby to be seen, which is more than you can say for Scotland. Also much better cheese.

    • @uhoh2825
      @uhoh2825 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Yvethomora I can see more than that out my window right now, so, bullshit.

    • @sephyrias883
      @sephyrias883 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Ann Scott
      Wales has a national animal?

  • @shaneturner500
    @shaneturner500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    When the Scottish flag falls down:
    Narrator: “Oh dear! And it’s not as though things were going swimmingly before!”
    The most eloquent way ever to say “well, that didn’t work.”

  • @nicolel.6316
    @nicolel.6316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Fun fact: After they repealed the ban on kilts, a new highland dance was made called the Seann Triubhas (meaning: Sean’s trousers). The dance involved many movements indicative of shaking and sliding off pants. As a qualified high-level highland dancer I can say that you can really tell how happy the Scots were when they made this dance.

  • @EllaAngeli
    @EllaAngeli 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1067

    "The only flower I like is a flower that can piece an Englishman's throat

    • @beesgold1487
      @beesgold1487 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ellaAngel smith I read this right after he said it

    • @runalsingh1863
      @runalsingh1863 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      *pierce

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Reasons for me to love my Scottish heritage... The Scots are as badass as it gets...

    • @JuanKuzov
      @JuanKuzov 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      there not really stupid yank by chance

    • @WileyCylas
      @WileyCylas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ok, as a really dumb, naive & uncultured American, so excuse me if this sounds racist, but the Scottish accent is my favorite form of English, second only to the Ugandan accent. I can't explain it. Everything just sounds so amazing & mystical. I didn't know English could sound that good.

  • @teckworks
    @teckworks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    Cat Bronchitis in A minor. Brings a tear to my eye every time.

  • @misst-1538
    @misst-1538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I know this was to encourage Scotland to stay but now I, an American citizen, am rooting for Scottish independence lol.
    Let's go Scotland, let's go! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
    You deserve respect!!!
    But do what you gotta do.

  • @samalexander4442
    @samalexander4442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    I’m Scottish and live in America and when a few years ago I told my friends about what was happening and they said “where would it go?” And I replied with “It would no longer be apart of the UK. It would be an independent country.” And he replied with “ Countries can’t move idiot.” I think he was the real restarted idiot.

    • @GoldLove21
      @GoldLove21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Just remember most Americans don't even know that Guam or Puerto Rico are usa territories.
      We don't do a good job of teaching geography.

    • @owainrhysphillips4102
      @owainrhysphillips4102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@GoldLove21 It makes sense that you wouldn't teach people about your occupied imperial possessions. I wouldn't tell my friends I'm a thief either.

    • @takod323
      @takod323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      sure that happened

    • @evelynfullerton9136
      @evelynfullerton9136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yes and the EU will make Scotland wellcome

    • @surtu9221
      @surtu9221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@owainrhysphillips4102 Well technically Puerto Rico just wants to be ratified as a State, they don't feel like imperial possessions, they feel understandably ignored and underrepresented. And Guam was kept specifically because the USA spent most of WW2 fighting off Japanese imperialism in the east, helping to liberate China, Korea, the Philippines and the surrounding island nations, and so the USA wanted to keep a base in the area to help keep tabs on things during the reconstruction to make sure Japan behaved itself and reformed into the upstanding if peculiar member of international society which we know it as today. Similar to Germany. T

  • @Shady36
    @Shady36 7 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    The North Remembers.

    • @billymckee8379
      @billymckee8379 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The south remembers it also but with a lot less of the stuff that made britain look bad *conveniently* forgotten

    • @sammyskelly
      @sammyskelly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Winter will come for England one day

    • @TheKaileylusby
      @TheKaileylusby 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Olive Oil how so?

    • @MHScrat
      @MHScrat 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      #indyref2 ........

    • @tanvijha4245
      @tanvijha4245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, your great empire that starved, enslaved, looted and started racial and ethnic tensions everywhere. Oh, what a loss.

  • @Jaqen-HGhar
    @Jaqen-HGhar 10 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    As a descendant of Edward I (Hammer of the Scots), I say free Scotland. They should have their independence. Especially after seeing Cameron obvious disdain for them.

    • @vonking8596
      @vonking8596 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I don,t have strong feelings either way but using David Cameron as a reason to vote yes seems short sighted as David Cameron is temporary. Its like the idiots in the u.s. who say they'll leave the country if a president they don't like is elected.

    • @MsTokies
      @MsTokies 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      scotland may be screw when the oil runs out... but ireland is slowly climbing .. slow very slow but climbing

    • @HelenEk7
      @HelenEk7 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      von king It's the past hundreds of years that makes the Scots want to leave, not Cameron. We (Norway) were ruled by others for hundreds of years too, but doing much better on our own, and we are very similar to Scotland. We have fish, oil, an independent mind, and we both like (as the americans would call it) liberal politics (that has serves us very well). :)

    • @metalhead2theEnd
      @metalhead2theEnd 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Economically you would be dead alone.

    • @vonking8596
      @vonking8596 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tell that to Salmond, who has done his damnedest to make this a referendum on the Tories

  • @allnargles
    @allnargles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Five years later this is worth it just to see Oliver make a Scottish accent...

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ACT PROFESSIONAL

  • @OpinionsNoOneCaresAbout
    @OpinionsNoOneCaresAbout 6 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    Some of us don't pretend to love bagpipe music. That shit is awesome.

    • @justinblake552
      @justinblake552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As an American,I'm thankful for AC/DC bringing that sound to my ears

    • @mngentry
      @mngentry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So you’re Scottish and your name is Scott?
      Please tell me Star Trek, too. 😋

    • @alicehargest
      @alicehargest 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      are you drunk

    • @alicehargest
      @alicehargest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      once you've worked the Edinburgh festival in a tartan shop it becomes much less awesome

    • @thefenixfamily
      @thefenixfamily 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eluveitie is imo a great example of bagpipes used fantastically

  • @HyperSarcasticAvocado
    @HyperSarcasticAvocado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    Throughout history, unicorns were thought of as the only thing that can beat a lion which is England's animal.

    • @harleyokeefe5193
      @harleyokeefe5193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Is that why English people, keep on winning over Scotland and England is a far more powerful country. Make no mistake, England is a power in the UK

    • @HyperSarcasticAvocado
      @HyperSarcasticAvocado 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@harleyokeefe5193 Dude, I am talking about a mythological creature. Don't get your knickers in a knot.

    • @Makarosc
      @Makarosc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@harleyokeefe5193 Alright Englishman time for the thistle

    • @gavsmith1980
      @gavsmith1980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@harleyokeefe5193
      Wow, you sound like you have an ego that’s even more fragile than Trump.

    • @GG-ml3vr
      @GG-ml3vr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@harleyokeefe5193 oooooh 😀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🙋‍♂️

  • @frobie54
    @frobie54 8 ปีที่แล้ว +973

    Is it possible to change nation animals? We should make America change from a boring ordinary bald eagle to a bald eagle *gryphon*. Fuck, that'd be awesome.

    • @waldolumberjack3169
      @waldolumberjack3169 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What about a bald Fenix.

    • @DizzyDior12
      @DizzyDior12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      YEEEEAAAAASSSSSSS

    • @xinic5
      @xinic5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +frobie54
      To a Peter Griffin....

    • @joshodisher204
      @joshodisher204 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +xinic5 I agree completely

    • @xinic5
      @xinic5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DaniloThePopa
      And Canada has the beaver... lol

  • @emperorreign6154
    @emperorreign6154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Hindsight is a wonderful thing. If the scots knew then what they know now, I have no doubt they would have voted for independence when they had the chance. The U.K Government aren’t stupid. They can see this, which is why they presently won’t grant them another referendum. But it’s a dangerous game they’re playing, because they must know that calls for another referendum will only grow stronger the longer it continues to be refused, with hostilities and resentment growing alongside it.

    • @johnmoser3594
      @johnmoser3594 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They don't need the UK to grant them another referendum. They don't even need to go to war. They have the UK's nukes-all of them. "We're leaving and we want you to come get these horse shit nuclear weapons that shouldn't even exist" is an enormously, enormously powerful statement, because nobody wants to tell you you can keep the nukes but they're not letting you leave. If you let them leave and then invade, it's a war of aggression, they have their own army, NATO shows up, the UN throws sanctions at them, the EU starts causing economic damage, the WTO starts causing economic damage, and everything gets very bad.

    • @TransoceanicOutreach
      @TransoceanicOutreach ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The UK is the only country in history to grant part of itself the right to vote for independence. Parts of France, spain, russia, canada and the US have large independence movements, but none have been given a chance to decide.

    • @baxakk7374
      @baxakk7374 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@TransoceanicOutreach Canada did, three times, check your facts lol

    • @mshaw5123
      @mshaw5123 ปีที่แล้ว

      our problem dates back to 1916 when we should have followed the irish & fought for our freedom rather than 100's of thousands of our young men losing their lives as english cannonfodder in the trenches. it would have been a more noble death to lay down your life against your oppressors than fighting the germans in france. i would still take up a gun & kill englishmen to win freedom for Scotland. you just need to see that the tories have made sure the BBC drama 'Scotch on the rocks' has never been broadcast or available to buy since it was made in the mid 70's because it involved a Scottish terrosist group trying to win independence & was written by douglas hurd who was a minister in maggie's cabinet during her entire period in office & john major's cabinet after her demise. blatent censorship, i was barely into my teens when i watched it & havew been trying to find it for 40yrs with no success & i could only buy a 2nd hand copy of the book which is a great read until the patthetic final chapter where he lazily linked the Scottish fight for freedom to the soviets, like us Scots were so gullible after 300yrs of the fucking english cunts in charge.

    • @Callatos
      @Callatos ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@TransoceanicOutreachQuebec i think got alot of chances

  • @nickwright6655
    @nickwright6655 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3040

    America: we left the British Empire before it was cool.

    • @marianasuarez-martinez6844
      @marianasuarez-martinez6844 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Hahaha

    • @mrhugo6986
      @mrhugo6986 8 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Raises hand to say something*
      Pulls it back*

    • @z0e898
      @z0e898 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Cause you were a bunch of cry babies

    • @mrhugo6986
      @mrhugo6986 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Raises hand to say something again*
      Pulls it back again*

    • @Zanzabarchocolate
      @Zanzabarchocolate 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well, that attitude certainly isn't going to help keep anyone with Britain.

  • @karmel5603
    @karmel5603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    I'm actually quite proud of our national animal. Unicorns are awesome

  • @natasham8063
    @natasham8063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    "The only flower I like is a flower that can pierce an Englishman's Throat!"

  • @kevexboy
    @kevexboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Would be awesome for Puerto Rico, Scotland and Hong Kong to become independent. Let's do this! 🇵🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇭🇰💪

    • @joegoldman1847
      @joegoldman1847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lol, some funny shit there

    • @Jordan-bb4xt
      @Jordan-bb4xt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You're good at joking 😂

    • @viniciusmartins8718
      @viniciusmartins8718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Jordan-bb4xt why???

    • @alexsch2514
      @alexsch2514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also catalonia

    • @ErosFabbriGk2026
      @ErosFabbriGk2026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@viniciusmartins8718 Hong Kong is already independentent until 2047 and Puerto Rico voted no on leaving the USA

  • @BobBob-of7fg
    @BobBob-of7fg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    15 minutes with John Oliver taught me more than what a week of school could do

    • @jmitterii2
      @jmitterii2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +Kevin De Souza Which is incredibly sad about school... but at least you learned something.

    • @samuellw8688
      @samuellw8688 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Honestly, the whole school curriculum is bogged down in corruption in the system. They choose what they teach in those schools.

  • @emericcson123
    @emericcson123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    The Scottish unicorn is also on the Great Britain crest...chained to the ground. While the lion (England) wears a crown and looks victorious.

    • @dorienscott5423
      @dorienscott5423 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Emily Erickson Who the fuck cares what's on the crest...?

    • @xurxocalvo
      @xurxocalvo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Alex Senna Anyone who wants to know what the Union is all about.

    • @trainknut
      @trainknut 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And on Canada's coat of arms, The Lion and the Unicorn are fighting over a crown.

    • @InuKun2008
      @InuKun2008 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +The Arctic Gamer The unicorn in that respect representing France. xD
      Though to be honest, we should give the separatists a portion of Quebec (Like a small area in the middle which is difficult to reach by car or boat) in which they can rule as they like behind a sealed border, and those Quebecois who wish to remain part of Canada (and who aren't just for wanting my hometown of Ottawa and the rest of the country to bend over backwards for them) the province of Quebec. Then we can start moving forward again.

    • @trainknut
      @trainknut 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      InuKun2008
      At least we can all agree:
      Fuck Alberta.
      I say we kick out Alberta and force all the Quebecois to move back to France. If they hate Canada so much and love to speak French, just move to fucking France!

  • @topgonz3224
    @topgonz3224 6 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    Scotland chose the unicorn because they eat lions in Greek mythology. Lions were historically England’s choice for their national animal as shown on the coat of arms.

    • @sgtmarcusharris4260
      @sgtmarcusharris4260 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That is very petty

    • @alienishere002
      @alienishere002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Awesome! I love the Scots for that move!

    • @sambjork5878
      @sambjork5878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I think it has more to do with the fact that in Celtic mythology the unicorn represents endurance, healing, gentleness, fertility, and also a protector against evil.

    • @PavarottiAardvark
      @PavarottiAardvark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      There aren't any unicorns in Greek mythology. Writers from the 1800 instead ascribed the Unicorn's symbolism to the fact that it can't be captured or tamed.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PavarottiAardvark
      Weren't unicorns also symbolism to phallic stuff?
      The unicorn could only calm down if he was allowed to 'rest his head in a virgin's lap' in the forest.
      I'm fairly sure the unicorn symbolises a (pretty) penis.

  • @rrcaniglia
    @rrcaniglia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Oliver is a great comedian. He is also great at gesturing at both sides of an argument-even though the side with which he doesn’t personally agree is usually savaged with satire. Still, the comedy makes it all palatable. Is this the future of how the public is educated on the issues of the day?

  • @ackbarfan5556
    @ackbarfan5556 9 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Is it just me or does Parliament look like it has more fun than Congress?

    • @SohailJafar1
      @SohailJafar1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Trust me it's not fun

    • @etoriaking
      @etoriaking 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      ackbarfan5556 They have more fun but they get equally little actually done, too busy having dissing matches

    • @maded1988
      @maded1988 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kieran EK congress gets fuck all done

    • @iaincampbell5453
      @iaincampbell5453 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ackbarfan5556 No, they just insult each other and argue like children in a hall where things like clapping are banned, and you can only be guaranteed a seat if you attend morning prayers

    • @Victoriacariad
      @Victoriacariad 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kieran EK It's always been loud in the Commons. Though I guess that clip is from PMQ's when the house is full. They do get stuff done in other rooms like in Westminster Hall and in Committee meetings. Though most stuff is decided by the EU now so...

  • @TheRealConcertKing
    @TheRealConcertKing 9 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "Sheep and threats" is the best joke ever on LWT. And that's saying a lot.

    • @algernonwilde9915
      @algernonwilde9915 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheRealConcertKing It was one of his best jokes in LWT.

    • @jamesmurphy2130
      @jamesmurphy2130 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheRealConcertKing I just want you to know that I hate you for having such a cool picture with my hero Mikael Åkerfeldt

    • @KnightlyNerdandDork
      @KnightlyNerdandDork 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TheRealConcertKing 9:10-9:17 “I’ll Give Ya Three Sheep for it or I’ll Punch you in the Face! DO WE HAVE A FREAKIN DEAL?!?”
      “Why do they hate us?”

  • @monicamason3414
    @monicamason3414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    My step-dad is pure Scot. Never lost his accent after 40+ years in Canada. I always wondered how my mom could understand him. My husband has trouble. Never start him on any history of Scotland because it never ends with him. Great pride. "The Stone of Destiny" 2008 is a good movie to watch about Scotland and England to explain some things about how/why England added Scotland to Great Britain. Approved by my Step-dad that only likes factual movies if they're in colour (fiction for old b&w).

    • @i_know_youre_right_but
      @i_know_youre_right_but 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Has he ever told you about Scotland’s role in the plantation of Ulster?

    • @jacksimpson-rogers1069
      @jacksimpson-rogers1069 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      England, especially London, was dead lucky that Mary, Queen of Scots, lost her French first husband before they provided France and Paris with an heir to the thrones of France, Scotland, and England.

    • @John_Smith.
      @John_Smith. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jacksimpson-rogers1069 It's likely that if such an heir had existed, England simply would have found someone else to become King. Likely by passing a law disinheriting that branch of the family. It would hardly be the first time such laws had been passed.

    • @LMB222
      @LMB222 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Was "Trainspotting" subtitled in Canada?

  • @owenoneill695
    @owenoneill695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Irish guy watching trying my best to stay quiet.
    Fuck it give us back the six counties

    • @kamanashiskar9203
      @kamanashiskar9203 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, than give us back the rest of the Island of Ireland.

  • @SiyabongaAfrica
    @SiyabongaAfrica 7 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    A unicorn?!? God bless you Scotland

    • @baileymitchell2882
      @baileymitchell2882 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Siyabonga Africa thanks

    • @crisis4415
      @crisis4415 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you

    • @morganh.4315
      @morganh.4315 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks

    • @AlashiaTuol
      @AlashiaTuol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's the mythical enemy of lions, supposedly.
      *looks at Britain*

  • @yankeeedandy
    @yankeeedandy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    His impression of the mother with her coffee cup is hilarious.

  • @Edithae
    @Edithae 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Couldn't help but laugh when Oliver said "David Cameron embodies all the things I hate about England, and I'm English". This, from Oliver, who attended Christ's College in Cambridge, and is descended from a composer and a Bishop who served as the court chaplain to Queen Victoria.

  • @zach.0
    @zach.0 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This is only 8 years old yet somehow 15 prime ministers ago.

  • @Dayglodaydreams
    @Dayglodaydreams 6 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    "Tastes like a house fire". ha ha ha ha ha.

    • @emiledlund9559
      @emiledlund9559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Conner Fields no

    • @emiledlund9559
      @emiledlund9559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It tasted like a delicious housefire

    • @Funkopedia
      @Funkopedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best house fire outside Kentucky or Japan

    • @memoofjacoboarbenzjuanarev9724
      @memoofjacoboarbenzjuanarev9724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally everyone wants the most expensive shot till they realise it was just lighter fluid in a fancy bottle the whole time and you sniff that not drink it.

    • @andyrihn1
      @andyrihn1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some Scotch does intentionally taste like smoke. Some tastes “peaty” (I think that stuff tastes like gasoline). In my opinion the best is smooth (Glennlivet is probably one of the better common brands for that). But if you’re just trying to have a good time blended scotch is fine (but Johnny Walker is overrated and overpriced).

  • @esmenouvelle9439
    @esmenouvelle9439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    LastWeekTonight Can we have an update on this? Seems kinda relevant.

    • @Cabin13houseoflife
      @Cabin13houseoflife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Jacques Guerrier thank you for that

    • @13rnvences
      @13rnvences 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Jacques Guerrier I hope these violent sheep lovers get what's best for their country and their people. Cheers

    • @13rnvences
      @13rnvences 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Jacques Guerrier yes I come from DO YOU HAVE A SENSE OF FN HUMOR. Also, that's not the type of violent I was thinking of, more in the line of funny fight picking violent kind, like in the movies.

    • @randomjuggler2010
      @randomjuggler2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scotland wanted a once in a lifetime vote. They got it. They voted to stay. Nothing more to say

    • @andrew476
      @andrew476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@randomjuggler2010 And scotland wants an deserves another vote. nothing more to say.

  • @finnbazz6315
    @finnbazz6315 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1972

    If Scotland left, think of it as a break up.
    England will be upset and begging.
    Scotland will be confused and overwhelmed.
    Ireland will be there to give Scotland a fist bump like a bro and say "welcome to the club".
    And Wales will be there to try to comfort England but by then everyone has forgotten about it.

    • @finnbazz6315
      @finnbazz6315 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      ***** Everybody just thinks that it's another part of England.
      And they get pretty emotional over that.

    • @alexojideagu
      @alexojideagu 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      +Space Nicolas Cage It's Wales not Whales

    • @alexojideagu
      @alexojideagu 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Colic Shark England will certainly not be begging Scotland back

    • @finnbazz6315
      @finnbazz6315 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      alex ojideagu well they kinda did during the referendum

    • @JWiLL0255
      @JWiLL0255 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Space Nicolas Cage Say all the stupid shit you want man, you get a pass just for your name and majestic picture.

  • @tairneanaich
    @tairneanaich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    As a Scot: WE COULD HAVE HAD IT AAAAAAALL

  • @JoelJoel321
    @JoelJoel321 10 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    The United Kingdom is not a country? Oh gee, John. I'll agree that it's somewhat semantic. But it's like saying the US isn't a country because it's a federalised union of 50 states.

    • @SIXITHS
      @SIXITHS 10 ปีที่แล้ว +516

      The states in the US are not themselves sovereign nations.
      The nations that make up the UK are all countries in their own right and part of a political and financial union called the UK.

    • @JoelJoel321
      @JoelJoel321 10 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      You're not going to lecture me on this, my friend. Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland and England are not sovereign nations. The UK is.

    • @nicholaswestern1323
      @nicholaswestern1323 10 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      SIXITHS
      Hate to break it to ya man but a state is a sovereign nation it's just an old European term for it. Each state does have the rite to govern it's self, and at one point in our history (mostly before 1861) each state was seen as an independent country with the rite to create it's own currency, enforce it's own laws, and raise it's own military. Now this all changed with the Civil War when we become a more federal nation. The Civil war essentially confirmed that the Federal Government DID and still DOES have some what of a say over what can happen in each state. This is in fact is what the Civil War was fought over. Slavery was the core issue, but it was honestly fought over Political opinion vs moral obligation like your history teachers may have made it out to be.

    • @lesslycepeda9803
      @lesslycepeda9803 10 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Nicholas Western Uhhh no, sorry. Constitutionally, any law of the federal government was supreme, the states couldn't contradict these laws or duties. This includes military, but I do believe currency wasn't a part of it. I can agree that we became much more of a federal nation post-CW, but states were in no way sovereign at any point in history after the Constitution was written.

    • @juneahernauthor
      @juneahernauthor 10 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Joel, you are inaccurate about United States. They are and were not formed as "countries" independently and then bullied into submission - although the Native Americans were, that is true - still it was established as one country with many territories. So, not the same.

  • @BobHerzog1962
    @BobHerzog1962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Had they left back then they would very likley EU members again by now. I wonder how they would have voted had they known given that not a single county in Scotland voted for Brexit.

    • @gerdforster883
      @gerdforster883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No they would not. If a country wants to join the EU, all of the member states have to agree. And guess who ist still in the EU? The UK.

    • @flyingmobias
      @flyingmobias 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@gerdforster883 for now

    • @SuicidalLaughter
      @SuicidalLaughter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well we'll get to find out soon enough lol

    • @dankjae
      @dankjae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If Scotland gained Independence, the UK wouldn’t be leaving the EU, Cameron wouldn’t have called the EU referendum considering he would’ve lost the Scottish one.

    • @Wavezzzz601
      @Wavezzzz601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gerdforster883 I don't agree that the UK would just vote against their status, it would harm them in the public eye as being essentially the embodiment of a sore loser in country form

  • @PaddySnuffles
    @PaddySnuffles 9 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    Well, to be fair to Rowling, Hogwarts _is_ in an undisclosed location in the Scottish highlands...

    • @tmb9597
      @tmb9597 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PaddySnuffles Hogwarts is fictional.

    • @only20frickinletters
      @only20frickinletters 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      +John Smith You can read sarcasm if you're not a moron.

    • @johnmorris3720
      @johnmorris3720 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +TMB herp derp?

    • @PaddySnuffles
      @PaddySnuffles 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      TMB Thank you, Captain Obvious. Yes. It's fictional. Guess who created this fictional magical castle? Joanne Rowling. That means she made a point to place the best magical school in the UK of the fictional world she created in the Scottish Highlands, meaning that she does not view Scotland as inferior to England, since she stated in her works of fiction that Hogwarts was founded before the time of Merlin (since Merlin was a Slytherin in the fictional world she created).

    • @_tanitani_
      @_tanitani_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +PaddySnuffles Thank you -- that was elegant.

  • @ninawatchesstuff
    @ninawatchesstuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Scotland: Fine. We'll fucking stay, but only because the U.K.'s already part of the E.U. and it would be a bitch and a fucking half to get back in on our own.
    England: Alright, now that the vote's over and you're committed to sticking around, I've pretty much unilaterally decided to drag us all out of the E.U. with absolutely no plan whatsoever of how to not completely fuck us all over in the worst possible ways.
    Scotland: I have never hated you more in our entire history and I honestly did not think that was possible.

    • @tomaszzalewski4541
      @tomaszzalewski4541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A classic love story

    • @andrew4363
      @andrew4363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Scotland: how is this even worse than Falkirk? Or THATCHER? HOW IS THIS WORSE THAN THATCHER???

    • @7DK7DK
      @7DK7DK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea it's not like Wales also voted to leave...

    • @8964TS
      @8964TS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Unilaterally? The margin of victory UK wide was 1.6 million. 1m Scots voted out and 600k Northern Irish voted out. Those Leave votes mattered as much as any cast in England and Wales.

    • @Lichenroc
      @Lichenroc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@8964TS Majority of Scots voted for stay

  • @alexanderwirth2945
    @alexanderwirth2945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    Watching this in 2020, it seems kind of odd, that there’s an audience laughing in the background

    • @ryancappo
      @ryancappo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Those bagpipers were standing too close to each other too. ;)

    • @Zeppathy
      @Zeppathy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Its better without the outdated 'forced to laugh' live audiance.

    • @brandonlaird6876
      @brandonlaird6876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ryan, Not only are the bagpipers standing too close together, but that's a lot of air circulation they're moving around without masks. Speaking of masks, the Parliament isn't doing so well with that either.
      Alexander & Unknown, I agree. He took a while to get used to it, had some awkward pauses and such. Now, though, he's much better at it and I definitely prefer it. Same with Stephen Colbert. Whether it's a live audience or a laughtrack doesn't matter, it just feels wrong now.

    • @bennyton2560
      @bennyton2560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I came to say this, but know it deeply in my heart that it's already been said

  • @elfhighmage8240
    @elfhighmage8240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "When you haven't been nice to someone for a thousand years, it's very difficult to suddenly start." Hmm...people around the world should learn from this.

  • @sophiacarpenter2998
    @sophiacarpenter2998 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    When John started talking about David Cameron at Oxford, my video started glitching, and while the audio kept going, the video restarted, so as John said: "Here's a picture of him at Oxford," I was staring at a picture of Shrek

  • @Simon-tc1mc
    @Simon-tc1mc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Lmao it's hilarious they thought Cameron was too bad, but now they got Boris up in there.
    Hoping Scotland succeeds in 2021!

    • @andrew4363
      @andrew4363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Come on Nicola!

    • @christineusher6204
      @christineusher6204 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So do I, then we can all have a bit of peace.

    • @pecadodeorgullo5963
      @pecadodeorgullo5963 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doubt it. They've been going on about it since 2016 and nothing has happened so unless something serious happens nothing will come to pass.

    • @yaraelpoof7242
      @yaraelpoof7242 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nicola makes hitler seem liberal

  • @bluewinterstorm
    @bluewinterstorm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Wow, pre-brexit scotland...seems like a lifetime ago 😑

  • @alicemaxwell5427
    @alicemaxwell5427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    We should have gone independent while we had the chance

    • @aideywatts8513
      @aideywatts8513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      serendipidus1 wtf

    • @InternetMameluq
      @InternetMameluq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I don't understand how so many scots were foolish enough to stay. Have you seen Britain's behaviour for the past 1000 years?

    • @InternetMameluq
      @InternetMameluq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @serendipidus1 I agree. Run off in all directions at once. Sure there are risks, but are the risks more than staying with England? And that's before their stupid domestic policies.

    • @InternetMameluq
      @InternetMameluq 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @serendipidus1 I wish I could say I disagree, but you're right. It's bedlam on every level.

    • @prodigiii712
      @prodigiii712 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @serendipidus1 northern isles would be a crown dependency. They don't want to be a part of independent Scotland. And they would own the oil in the north sea.

  • @ZomeaterWWZ
    @ZomeaterWWZ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    last time I watched this the UK was still in the EU

    • @top10geography39
      @top10geography39 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      The U.K. Is still in the eu at the moment

    • @Modestasgailius
      @Modestasgailius 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Its not EU that is falling apart its UK itself, Scotland leaves sooner or later . Northern Ireland either becomes independent or forms a union with the Republic of Ireland and. Wales might be the only one that will stay forever with England .

    • @Jaxymann
      @Jaxymann 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Beforehand, I would never have wanted Scotland or N. Ireland to secede from the union. Now however, I wouldn't mind - they voted by clear margins to stay, and understandably do not want Conservative twats taking them down with the ship.

    • @the1andonlytitch
      @the1andonlytitch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mode Liukas It will settle down, anger and division is rife at the moment but we will all come together for the betterment of our countries. I still think leaving the EU was foolish but I also think people voted for a legitimate reason, we really are taking in fair to many immigrants

    • @Modestasgailius
      @Modestasgailius 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      About EU immigrants there is nothing you can really do. But its completely your own fault for having some many Africans Muslims Asians most of them have British passports to. But i will agree that all of EU must have a strong borders especially around the South countries especially Spain or Italy.

  • @awesome7067
    @awesome7067 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I was rewatching and snuggling with my dog. She was relaxed until he mentioned Cameron, at which point she hopped up and left the room.

  • @danielplaz9045
    @danielplaz9045 8 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    I definitely support Scottish independence, being a Scot myself. But this video, was genuinely hilarious! Kudos to you John Oliver.

  • @ZarkowsWorld
    @ZarkowsWorld 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2553

    John saved the union.

    • @ceryni11
      @ceryni11 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      damn right.

    • @ABanRocks
      @ABanRocks 9 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      John saved Scotland after seeing the oil price scotland would have been fucked.

    • @chupamishuevos303
      @chupamishuevos303 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yup

    • @TheCmjh
      @TheCmjh 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Adi B the uk is fucked already, even with current oil prices scotland would still be better off than the uk, our deficit would be 4% yours would be 6% or a bit more.

    • @ABanRocks
      @ABanRocks 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *****​​ you are not counting the pension. The problem is Scotland has a much older popular tham the rest of UK because England has much higher immigration of young people. Scotland also has a big public sector so Scotland alone can't pay for the pension. The SNP know that and to solve it they had a plan to open their borders so 500k of immigrants are allowed in by 2020 as those taxes from the immigration would pay from the pension. 500k is a lot of people when the country only has 5m people this would have effect the public sector like it is doing in England. Which means more public sector spending. Therefore the situation is much more complicated than you think. I have no problem with immigration but when you get mass immigration like the SNP plans it will cause local problems which you are not thinking off.

  • @StYxXx
    @StYxXx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    I'm always surprised how uncivilised political debates in the UK are. The language, the shouting, laughing, not even letting others speak....wow... children in a kindergarden have better manners. :o

    • @StYxXx
      @StYxXx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +StYxXx And I really want to try haggis someday :D.

    • @DrewFKADruid
      @DrewFKADruid 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +StYxXx They can still talk more than an American political debate, and are infinitely more entertaining.

    • @pleasedt0welcome
      @pleasedt0welcome 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +StYxXx Have you seen a republican debate?

    • @miri2782
      @miri2782 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think it's a traditional way to react to a speech - people boo and jeer to show opposition or say 'here here' to show agreement, it's been like the for hundreds of years and I'm assuming it's because there didn't used to be polls and proceedings the way there are now so politicians needed to gage MPs reactions immediately, but don't quote me on that. Nonetheless it does come accross as irritating and immature but we're used to it in the UK

    • @Ndstars1
      @Ndstars1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Miri27 8 I always thought it was "hear hear".

  • @lizreed7762
    @lizreed7762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Solar power not an option" not an issue In Scotland, they have wind, water and tones of algee, they can make plenty of renewable Energy.

    • @StNick119
      @StNick119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sure Scotland's grid is running off 100% renewable energy now.

    • @cylonfamily9262
      @cylonfamily9262 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@StNick119 www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-56530424

    • @Onigirli
      @Onigirli 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That still means solar power is not an option lol

    • @vodkaboy
      @vodkaboy ปีที่แล้ว

      Scandinavian way, exploiting fossil ressources to finance nuclear and renewable. The fact EU would encourage for this kind of plan, while the Brits are pretending that they don't know where the money went.. I'm against indépendance (separatism is often the worse solution), but Tories sure try hard as they can to convince Scots that it's the only way.

    • @Alexander-vo4gv
      @Alexander-vo4gv ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vodkaboy it aint "separatism" dude, Scotland is literally a country

  • @absurd_villain5514
    @absurd_villain5514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Windpower is actually a great option for Scotland

    • @henriikkak2091
      @henriikkak2091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Or hydro

    • @lew2875
      @lew2875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We have both but don’t come here for the landscape wind turbines cover the hills around my house. They cover the whole of areas surrounding places like New Lanark. The falls of Clyde are only worth seeing twice a year when the wee dam is opened. The dam powers two power stations along the falls.

    • @russelldominy9831
      @russelldominy9831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Toori Baba Landscape is pretty important regarding sustainable development, it's why we do landscape visual impact assessments in Scotland (LVIA) to minimise their impact on other aspects aside from the environment (social & economic). The place Lew 287 is talking about does have a massive number of wind turbines, though they don't significantly impact the view.
      Main problem with wind turbines in Scotland are their impact on peatland, an important wildlife habitat and highly effective carbon sink. Often developers will come in stating that they'll carefully transplant peat if necessary, but often end up just chucking in big pile, resulting in much of sequestered carbon to be released into the atmosphere. They are fined for this, but the damage is already done.

    • @albertrogers2506
      @albertrogers2506 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Toori Baba I am amazed at how inefficiently even a 102 metre head of water makes use of the solar energy that produced it. With a gravitational field that gives an acceleration of 9.81 m/s/s, each kilogram (kg) of water has a potential energy at that height, of one kJ (kilojoule). The solar energy required to evaporate that kg of water, a volume of one litre, is 2250 kJ. Hydro is the ONLY solar power worth anything, but don't imagine it's efficient.
      Nuclear power, owing to the fact that tiny amounts of uranium, and since the 1960s thorium, can be used to deliver as much energy as millions of times their mass of anything chemical, whether it be coal, or methane, or octane, AND oxygen, or for more violent uses, the nitroglycerine in dynamite, or tri-nitro-toluol (TNT)

    • @albertrogers2506
      @albertrogers2506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Toori Baba As for wind and solar, consider the fact that to stop making oceanic acidification and biosphere warming even worse, we need to END all fossil CO₂ emissions. The mastermind of Energiewende in Germany is now promoting a gas pipeline to bring methane from Russia to Germany. The fossil carbon industries in Germany encouraged the idea that replacing nuclear with "renewables" was a Good idea, quite simply because they know better than anybody that wind and solar are no threat to their existence, whereas France managed to Do Without coal from the Ruhr, by Électricité de France's building nuclear power plants. Moles for the Fossil Fuel Filth have somehow got the monstrous untruth accepted in France by more than half of the people sampled in a recent poll, that nuclear power is responsible for more global warming than coal burning.
      This, in the land of Lavoisier, who figured out that Joseph Priestley's "dephlogisticated air" was a single gas, and called it oxygen. Priestley had made a brilliant discovery, but it's slightly incorrect to say he discovered oxygen.

  • @Redem10
    @Redem10 10 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    Can we change the national animal of Canada to Dragon?

    • @Dickard0
      @Dickard0 10 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Or the needless apology hound

    • @Lightwolf234
      @Lightwolf234 10 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I want America's national animal to be a wookie with a top hat

    • @tigerwa
      @tigerwa 10 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      No that is already the welsh national animal.

    • @jackyhe6555
      @jackyhe6555 10 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      sry bro, we chinese took that one off the table ages ago.

    • @Redem10
      @Redem10 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I want a dragon with wings, not the type that look like snake

  • @Lizbethduchi
    @Lizbethduchi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    They should have left. They wouldn’t be in this brexit mess now if they had.

    • @Pizza23333
      @Pizza23333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, they would. Scotland would have left the EU along with the UK.

    • @Lizbethduchi
      @Lizbethduchi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Jock Duff Scotland voted to stay in the EU during the Brexit vote. This, had they been independent, they would not have chosen to leave the EU.

    • @Pizza23333
      @Pizza23333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Had Scotland voted to leave the UK in 2014, it would also have lost membership of the EU because the UK was the member, not Scotland. So if Scotland had voted to leave it would have had its own brexit, but worse, because it would also have lost its largest trading partner.

    • @Pizza23333
      @Pizza23333 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Spearca Depends on how Scotland does it, depends if Brexit goes through. Posting things as casual assurances should be done more carefully. Especially after Brexit.

    • @albertrogers2506
      @albertrogers2506 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I used to think European Unity was a Good Idea. But it isn't, with Germany's fossil carbon trade ruling the roost. It is time for Brexit, Eirexit, Frexit, Czecxit, and Switzexit.
      The first time I read about the Energiewende proposal, I saw it immediately as a proposal to "replace" nuclear, which could oust fossil carbon, with "renewable energy", that is no threat to them.

  • @EloquentTroll
    @EloquentTroll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I can't help but wonder, had the Brexit vote happened before the the Scottish independence vote would the results have been significantly different? I mean I'm an American, telling England to piss off is part of my heritage, and Irish rebel songs are a major feature of playlists.

    • @Sentient_Blob
      @Sentient_Blob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Most definitely, Scotland only barely voted to remain in the UK, and they voted strongly against brexit

    • @gdhh2007
      @gdhh2007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Sentient_Blob the turnout at both was significantly different and it was a large margin between yes and no
      So it wasnt that close

    • @moshemarkholt2948
      @moshemarkholt2948 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      english hate the irish, all english wish the irish would piss off, but of course they wont because there a fucked up 3rd world country

    • @charlesmcdermott8162
      @charlesmcdermott8162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@moshemarkholt2948 My undereducated smart parents immigrated from the west of Ireland to America in the early 1900s and met in America.
      I grew up poor in the South Bronx (NYC) hearing Irish songs.
      Now I hear that the English think the Scots are subhuman and that the Irish are below the Scots.
      My brother and I both have highly educated with advanced degrees and both of us have been highly successful.
      Maybe the Brits have it wrong.

    • @pecadodeorgullo5963
      @pecadodeorgullo5963 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moshemarkholt2948 what?

  • @nicholaskaizer9166
    @nicholaskaizer9166 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The National Animal of Wales is a Dragon...
    Also, the National Animal of England is a Barbary Lion... Which not only never lived in England, is now extinct in the wild.

    • @abcdefgold
      @abcdefgold 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Nicholas Kaizer yesss, but at least it did exist at one point, unlike the dragon & the unicorn

    • @motherintoronto
      @motherintoronto 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Nicholas Kaizer English King's used to be given exotic animals as presents from other nations and Kingdoms. The Tower of London used to keep Barbary Lions, the first one being a present. When one died, they'd get another. And they'd feed it beer and incredibly inappropriate food for a lion. And then it would die prematurely and then they would get another lion. Many times, the lions would escape the Tower of London and kill Londoners. It wasn't until they built the London Zoo that they stopped keeping exotic animals at the Tower of London. When they dug up the old moat around the tower, they found Barbary lion bones and other extinct exotic animals.
      Of course, this has nothing to do with why those animals went extinct. *cough cough*

  • @BAHB420
    @BAHB420 10 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Scotland should make a demand. Get rid of the Royals and they will stay. Sounds fair to me.

    • @AdamDitchfield
      @AdamDitchfield 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that's not the argument, we wont even get rid of the royals in the case of independence.

    • @BAHB420
      @BAHB420 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It should be the argument. Living under a monarchy is not freedom.

    • @ikschrijflangenamen
      @ikschrijflangenamen 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      BAHB420 That makes no sense. Just because there's power symbolically lying in the hands of a non-elected monarch does not make that power executed on the people like in a totalitarian nation.

    • @AdamDitchfield
      @AdamDitchfield 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It is when you elect the people with the actual power and the monarchy are just figureheads. I don't like them any more than you, but they're not part of government, they're just a drain on resources.

    • @BAHB420
      @BAHB420 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      UK needs to join the modern world and get rid of royalty. What a backwards nation you are, it is no wonder you are falling apart.

  • @Gaius__
    @Gaius__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The Unicorn headbanging to the bagpipes was epic.

  • @betamax1828
    @betamax1828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The best representation of Scotland and England's relationship is the chain on the unicorn. The unicorn is scotlands national animal because it can't be tamed. So on the British crest the lion wears a crown and the unicorn is chained up

    • @robinstevenson1098
      @robinstevenson1098 ปีที่แล้ว

      I never noticed, bastards!

    • @John_Smith.
      @John_Smith. ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Except the Unicorn is also wearing a crown and has always been depicted as chained, even in Scotlands own coat of arms. The unicorn is chained by a crown in fact, _probably_ as a reference to the Kings of Scotland using royal power to control the country.