When I worked in hospital registration, I always thought about the terrible people that would cuss us out and call us everything but a child of god. We know their name, date of birth, home address, phone number, where they worked, their next of kin and health insurance details. We always joked we knew everything needed to totally wreck their lives, but obviously, they weren't thinking about that while acting a fool. The less sick they were, the more foolish they'd act. Meanwhile, the people who were truly sick acted like angels. Smh
*Meanwhile* *Nurses in hospitals offing patients via insulin and other meds on purpose because they're secret serial killers* other nurses *Swapping babies at birth because they think it is funny or they are mad they cannot have children so want people to suffer*. I binge watch real criminal cases, this literally happened multiple times and far too often than it should.
Yea I used to graveyard security at a hospital. I got fired after the only time I pulled that. I was hella calm and composed , never got loud or belligerent only took my jacket off(never squared up). Dude was a 20yr old 5150 tryna get oxy 😂 but I came off as the more threatening one with my hands in my pockets i guess. Never mentioned teriyaki once still let me go the following day. Must’ve made his mom shit her pants with my k!II!ng intent or sumn 😂🤣😂
Gonna be real, I did debt collection for a month. One of the worst feeling jobs ever. The number of times I called someone for a bill for a baby, was told that the baby died during delivery or due to complications, confirmed it was true, and my boss told me to keep calling them anyway is genuinely disgusting. I started refusing to do it if I knew that was the situation. I got written up because I wasn't calling enough high dollar value accounts.
True story. I used to work at a call center. Customer calls in being mad disrespectful. He claimed his service wasn't working. When I explained that I was his next door neighbor and my wife didn't say anything about the service in the area... his whole tone shifted. He realized I could touch him if he kept up that nonsense. He thought I was miles away... nope... just a few...
This is real though I worked in a call center and the lady wished cancer on everyone cause her internet didn't work...people love to pass negativity on to others but don't want it for themselves.. like shortie I got ya address and info you better relax 😂
As a customer service representative, I just wish to be able to say some shit like that to the customers😂 4real the way some ppl think the other guy over phone can do the impossible is crazy, when they know the truth, they start cursing and shit, as CSR we should have rights too, I mean we humans man
Lenarr I justed watched a whole skippable Turbotax ad without skipping, say thank you before I turn into the dude that was on that workphone🤣🤣🤣fye vid btw🔥
Serial killer Lenarr hit different. The co worker had me dyin the whole time wIth the facial expressions. He really didn't know what to do lmao
It would've been funny if the co-worker got up and ran after he said he was about to go on his lunch break
@@WriterofWorlds I would have lost it 😭😭😭
The props got me. The shirt mics, the 1990's push button phone, the open collar of the psyco trying to be normal. Everything!
The co worker was the best part.
The door knob manifested into a person lmao
“Help these nuts man” got me rolling 😭
He gon’ help them by feeding them to his family
Same... It's the simple ish sometimes
That Teriyaki talk changed the ENTIRE tone real quick 🤣🤣🤣
@gatla4695nah dead ass
😂😂 teriyaki talk is wild
“I’m suddenly getting very hungry”
You won’t like me when I’m hungry 😭😭
He ain't just on the clock..
He's on demon time
💀
damn
You executed that perfectly I’m not even going to lie. 😂😂
Lmaoo bruh you gotta get "demon time" to start circulating.
This vid was supposed to be a short, that’s why it’s vertical 😭
It ain't short enough bro bro
Nigga that's a long
@@rayanson2795 lmfaoaoao 😭😭😭
gotta be less than a min
@@rayanson2795 double entendre😭
😂"HELP THESE NUTS!"
He gon’ help them by feeding ‘em’ to the man’s family
Bro I died when he said that🤣😭☠
That part took me out 😂
Pause
The way he hung up the phone is true dedication to psychopath vibes😂🤣💀
That’s why you don’t mess with people cause you never know their mental state 😂😂😂😮
I get where you’re coming from, but NO
It's this guy on my job that talks to himself and is short with people. I'm gonna be super nice to him
@@marcedmonson so you're saying mess with them??
Fuck around and get turned into teriyaki. It's tough out here.
@@elib7502 I’m saying regardless of mental state cannibalism is never ok 🙅🏾♂️ that’s a big no no in my books.
Go shoot something instead 👍🏾
Lmao 😂 he said lemme just leave this crazy ass before I become a side dish.
😂😂😂😂
That co-worker's response had me cackling 😂
Bro turned into a villain, bet he won’t do that ever again
He wont have a chance😂
Yeah, something tells me he won’t have a choice next time
@@michaelbrown2463 *chance
Nah. This acting is actually on point. I was at the edge of my seat
Lenarr should start making and auditioning for horror films
He said he auditioned for something but didn’t get it
@@4t5minutes welp if at first you dont succeed... try again. he's definitely talented enough
My dude looked like a whole different person in this skit. Amazing performance!
Daddy's homemade chicken Terriaky 💀💀💀💀 shit funny asf
Don't mess with the quiet guy at work, fr .. You don't know what he's going through or what he'll put *you* through!
When I worked in hospital registration, I always thought about the terrible people that would cuss us out and call us everything but a child of god. We know their name, date of birth, home address, phone number, where they worked, their next of kin and health insurance details. We always joked we knew everything needed to totally wreck their lives, but obviously, they weren't thinking about that while acting a fool. The less sick they were, the more foolish they'd act. Meanwhile, the people who were truly sick acted like angels. Smh
*Meanwhile* *Nurses in hospitals offing patients via insulin and other meds on purpose because they're secret serial killers* other nurses *Swapping babies at birth because they think it is funny or they are mad they cannot have children so want people to suffer*.
I binge watch real criminal cases, this literally happened multiple times and far too often than it should.
Yea I used to graveyard security at a hospital. I got fired after the only time I pulled that. I was hella calm and composed , never got loud or belligerent only took my jacket off(never squared up). Dude was a 20yr old 5150 tryna get oxy 😂 but I came off as the more threatening one with my hands in my pockets i guess. Never mentioned teriyaki once still let me go the following day. Must’ve made his mom shit her pants with my k!II!ng intent or sumn 😂🤣😂
Don't bite the hand that feeds you. People truly forget this
The same goes with delivery people...not as much pii tho.
They prolly mad cuz they know deep down hospitals just made to take our money we can heal through nature
It’s a good day when Lenarr uploads
Nigga said baked or fried I knew it was up for bro on the phone 😭😭
“Daddy’s homemade chicken teriyaki” I-😭😭😭
The way he hung up the phone destroyed me😩😭
Mans just offering some chicken teriyaki for free how kind
At that point if I were the co worker. I will just mind my business I didn't hear nothing. Omw to find a new job
Usually it's too late by then...
*Lenarr hangs up phone*
"Now I'm hungry... and you lookin' like lunch to me..."
Dark as fuck and loving every second of it forreal.
lenarr needs to become an actor😭he’d be in so many movies
Gonna be real, I did debt collection for a month. One of the worst feeling jobs ever. The number of times I called someone for a bill for a baby, was told that the baby died during delivery or due to complications, confirmed it was true, and my boss told me to keep calling them anyway is genuinely disgusting. I started refusing to do it if I knew that was the situation. I got written up because I wasn't calling enough high dollar value accounts.
Smdh these jobs/managers are such a disgrace
Nah his acting is too convincing😭😂
"All of a sudden, I'm just very hungry..." right then and there I knew that man was crazy 🤣😭😭
You be scaring me sometimes lmao.
“What you trying to do?!”
Lenarr: Imma eat you
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the way he started backing up in his chair made me wheeze
NINJA ON SOME HANNIBAL MEETS DEXTER ISH 😂😭⚰️
I can’t be the only one who thought their blue light filter turned 💯🤣🤦🏾♂️
lenarr dahmar got me crying, comedy gold.
😂😂man's trying to catch that horror movie casting call
Yo, that was wild af.. "Chicken teriyaki leg", get outta here with that!!
The silence was crazy at the end, even the outro couldn’t save us😂
Love how the 2nd Lenarr is slowly pushing his chair away when he said he was going on this lunch break.
“Yo, You come to my house imma smack you”😭😭😭
Fed em like ole boy from South Park😂😂
Scott tenerman
this is actual gold "chicken teriyaki" lmao
Who the hell hired Jeff 😭
😭😭
True story. I used to work at a call center. Customer calls in being mad disrespectful. He claimed his service wasn't working. When I explained that I was his next door neighbor and my wife didn't say anything about the service in the area... his whole tone shifted. He realized I could touch him if he kept up that nonsense. He thought I was miles away... nope... just a few...
"I'm going to eat you"... bruh shit had me knocked out for like 5 minutes
He's on Sukuna time rn
😮Haven't had in the theater goosebumps since 1991 "The Silence of the Lambs" till I saw Lenarr's "Silence of the Debt Collector" ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟
Debt collectors must get a sick kick out of getting verbally abused fr
What person in their right mins would take up such a job
“ I got kids man and a dog”😂😂😂
This is real though I worked in a call center and the lady wished cancer on everyone cause her internet didn't work...people love to pass negativity on to others but don't want it for themselves.. like shortie I got ya address and info you better relax 😂
I'ma call it "Daddy's Homemade Chicken Teriyaki" 😂😂😂 2:45
Prime Example Of "Be Respectful". I Can't Even Blame The Worker.
Turned from Lenarr the Worker to Cartman the Chef 😂
That got dark QUICK 😳😳😳
The way he hung up 😂
As a customer service representative, I just wish to be able to say some shit like that to the customers😂 4real the way some ppl think the other guy over phone can do the impossible is crazy, when they know the truth, they start cursing and shit, as CSR we should have rights too, I mean we humans man
😂😂Yo this was dark af but I’m over here crackin’ TF up!!😂😂😂
the extended chair scoot was the perfect touch .
Oh no the lunch break🫢
Thought he was gonna say not to worry about the kids and dog, cause he'll raise em 😹
Ur editing skills are insane btw been here since the beginning of vine
Beginning of clapped
Daddy’s home made chicken teriyaki “chuckles”😂
Man was like “from the bottom of my heart”, nah bruh, YA DONE! 💀
"DAD'S Home made Chicken Teriyaki."
I think the fact that it’s always just him in the skits makes them funnier
Bruh the way the other dude backed up in his chair😂😂
He should have said, Those nuts you asked me to help... I'm gonna do just that. Fry them up and feed them to your dog. 🤣
"I'm about to go on my lunchbreak"🤣🤣🤣
"outstanding balance" 😭😭
Dude had enough and turned into Hannibal Lector real quick 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
While he's on his lunch break, I'm gonna go on a working break, because I not working next to that guy one more day lol
Man's became Hannibal Lenarr Lecter that's crazy😱😱💀💀🤣🤣
The other employee just staring traumatized watching it go down like wtf lmao
Give me psycho path vibe’s 😂😂😂
Man's not a chef, he's an alchemist- turning human right leg into chicken.
The Dutch angles and red lighting did wonders for this
Love that chicken from Popeyes
Pure cartman scott tenerman energy
Damn the acting was on point thats really how phycopasts be
Nigga damn near said funko pop 💀
Phycopasts?
@@DeathTheKidKH chill
@@narutoxzx123 HOW ABOUT *YOU* CHILL 👉
There y’all go taking your chances correcting a phycopast
"I'm sorry" lmao "save all that crying & begging for later"
Whenever I hear that music in the background I know shit is about to be weird 😂
He changed quick & became a family man of the phone
Comedy switch to horror? On some Jordan Peele shit. I back it!
Hannibal Lecter, cannibalism working at that job lmao
I SWEAR TO GOD, I would watch a horror movie like this, like "Road Rage"
Bro 🤣 I'll have to rethink my words when I get a spam call
I love this era of Lenarr
Soon as he went on his lunch break i would've clocked out to with no 2-week notice .
This dude is too talented
Bro calmed down real quick when bro said he’ll eat him and feed him to his kids
I’ll be sure not to scam call people like this
When he said do u prefer baked or fried that had me on life support 😂😂
When Cartman tried his hand at telemarketing 🤣
Lenarr I justed watched a whole skippable Turbotax ad without skipping, say thank you before I turn into the dude that was on that workphone🤣🤣🤣fye vid btw🔥
4 milli my boy. Congrats, stay up ✊🏾✊🏾
You got to further the story with this one character
I got fired about a decade ago for saying almost the same shit. But it was about my boss.
Bro this might be one of my favorite characters you’ve made
"IM BOUT TO GO ON MY LUNCH BREAK, OK?"
Imagine living life and someone decides they specifically want to eat you. And don't even know.
"HELP DEEZ NUTZ" 🤣
When the wolf of wall street decides to leave the street and go inside