great video man. love you're stuff i always end up binge watching until i get to super old videos, you're storytimes are great but you always make good reviews that other people dont make, really appreciate your channel keep it up!
I'm sorry you had such an unfortunate experience, but I have to be honest - I just laughed my ever living ass off! Overhead similar experiences at Wal-Mart so I feel your pain.. Anyways, thanks Jeff, I needed a good laugh!
I wouldnt either if I onyl saved $0.10...but most times I could shop for $100 worth of crap and save $50 or more...I use walmart most of the time for houshold stuff like paper towels and some other random things for the home
+cutlerylover When you were talking about that gun nut, and how he wanted to bury PB & J's in pvc pipes under ground, I just I just instantly burst out laughing. Man that made my day.
+cutlerylover For sure, I got two rolls of paper towels for around half a dollar, and a litre of concentrated orange juice for 86 cents. Cant beat it, no matter how much I hate it lol.
Probably Walmart. In Canada their customer service is nonexistant. I phoned for a stock check and the phone rang for 5 minutes and they never picked up. I tried it 3 times and still nobody picked up. Then, I drove down there and every employee was sitting on their ass, and was unable to provide any answers. However, Kmart is a bit smaller so the customer service I receive there is alright in my experience.
I laughed so hard at the PVC pipe sandwiches and how the enemy can't dig them up because they can't use metal detectors because it's PVC pipe hahahahaha some real crazy people put there! Funny looking back at this video and how in the end you actually did shoot the squirrels.
It was entertaining until the PVC and peanut butter and jelly sandwich came up then I started pissing myself laughing LOL Love the, on location videos when it's still fresh in your memory :) have a good night
I am a Master Mariner. I've got four Thunderbird pipe lighter inserts which are supposed to fit in Zippo casings. The fact is that these inserts do not fit to several Zippo casings I have. i brought them to a Zippo dealer here in Athens, Greece, with same results. Can you please let me know how , where to get a proper Zippo casing ? Thank You Capt Panos N. Triantafyllidis
Man i am a former walmart employee ( slave more like) and seriously, screw that place. It is so much of a hassle. On every level. And the worst part is that for alot of people its the only shopping option.
A good while ago, I was in line when a smallish man stepped past 6 other people, myself and directly in front of me to be next at the register. I don't know what came over me, but I reached around grabbed him around the collar lifted his whole body off the floor walked him to the back of the line. I got a round of applause and then a visit by the manager and security verbally telling me I shouldn't have done that, but whispered as they were leaving "Awesome!" & "Good job, next time kick his… for me".
Been there in almost every aspect of this video, even the weirdo gun guys trying to talk apocalypse plans with me haha! They couldn't keep a secret to save their lives but they try to recruit me into their SHTF group because I was wearing a camo jacket and a Smith & Wesson hat haha!
Hey, I'm here in Australia and want to know just how easy it is to buy and legally use a gun over there. Do you even need a licence? How does the process work.
"They babble on about nothing" you say. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. Our society has lost a total grip on reality and ignorance has become way of the day. Going to Walmart just increases your chances of seeing them live and in person. I love the PBJ part…lmao. Thanks for the laugh of the day. I enjoyed.
the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches buried in PVC Pipe was soooooooooo damn hilarious! WtF!? guys never heard of MRE's. let that guy eat his old moldy sandwiches lol. wow....
I just met a couple people that are gun "neutral" as in they don't personally like guns but they don't care if other people have guns because they see the purpose of them. He actually brought up an article he read about AR-15's and it was about a farmer who was losing almost all of his crops to wild hogs so he hired a person who will take out the hogs and his preferred weapon is an AR-15. My friend showed me some if the comments that were like he doesn't need an assault rifle to kill pigs. The man who's company it was replied to that comment by saying that he could use a single shot rifle but the AR-15 was more affective in that he could take out multiple hogs at a time before they are no where to be seen after the first shot. The person who made the comment about not needing an assault rifle to kill pigs replied "there is still no need for assault rifles". I know that shootings are bad but if you look at the facts about them most of the guns being used are stolen or somehow illegally obtained so the whole assault weapons ban is just a bunch of BS. I know that I'm probably going to get some negative replies but it's my opinion and I DON'T care what other people think of it.
That is a horrible Walmart. Used to live down the road in Milford. You can always drive the extra mileage and go to the other annoying store in Matamoras. Do you ever go to the alpine haus? I miss the food there.
you explained the entire reason I am "anti" gun, jeff. The fact that those lunatics can even get access to a weapon is just insane and the requirements for gun ownership need to be intensely re-evaluated
cutlerylover hey man great video have you thought about using screening to block the holes they are going in. I have seen professionals use it to stop birds bats, squirrels and other beasties out of the attic.
That's so funny that you mention the girls para cord kit. I saw that today and actually thought of you. I'm visiting from the UK so we don't really have those things.
I worked at Wal-Mart for two years. You try to do a good job and all, but they sure don't give you incentive to do so. Truth is Wal-Mart isn't really built on good personal service, it's built on being impersonal and cheap. Even if you want to try to do well, the metrics they judge you by are all about efficiency. I really don't hate the company per se, but you pretty much nailed it at 5:27. It's all about prices. This story brought back memories, that series of clusterf#cks is pretty much how it goes there.
Lol. Sorry you had to endure that. My experiences with Wally World is that it seems they prefer to stock all items on the ground. The shelves are always empty because everything gets tossed on the ground. Every time I go to Walmart I have a very similar experience as you. That's why I can count on one hand how many times I have gone in the past few years. Walmart is the current state of America in a nut shell. Sad but true. Funny video. Thanks.
I was in a Wal-Mart once, and oh my god. The image was something that will never leave my head. Everyone looked funny. Yeah, funky people. But they were moving around REALLY slow. They were moving at about the same pace as zombies from any movie you can think of. And they were too packed together for me to get by them so I kind of had to walk at their pace. It was so creepy. It got me thinking of the symbolism. Like... these people are literally zombified by Wal-Mart. It's almost like they're controlled by this superstore, and they cannot resist buying their products at slightly cheaper prices.
Hey jeff, great video! All your story videos are great to watch. Just curious, I noticed you have a pin on your hat. What pin is it? Keep the videos coming! :)
Started in 1962 I believe.... I wondered that same thing myself once... so I looked it up! =) Sorry you had a rough trip... Ugh! I'm frustrated just listening to the story!
I used to work for walmart, and the gun that tells you if they have things in the back is called a gemeni and are usually always wrong, so it's constantly a battle you cant win when you work there too
Sounds about par for a Wal-Mart trip these days. The only thing you needed to complete this trip was the inventory control ALARM screaming at you as you walked out of the store and an employee chasing you down for the merchandise you just paid for and they did not de-activate the tag.
Jeff, you went to Wal-Mart during the Holiday shopping season?? Employees and shoppers get trampled to death at those stores this time of year. Literally! You're lucky you made it out alive.
***** If you live in Berks, PA, do NOT go to the Walmart in Muhlenberg at night. Kids run around with no parents in sight and the people there will stare into your soul looking like they will kill you if you say something.
I really love pb&js! Its really ufortunate about the two you spoke of..kinda sucks when you get people like that :/ on the plus side your video was actually pretty entertaining :) crazy people tgese days.
I've never noticed any funky people when I go there or maybe it's because the fact ever never been in there at 2 a.m where I'd probably need a gun & bulletproof vest just to go in
"The bearded lady is checking me out" haha.
"the bearded lady is checking me out"
epic out of context sound bite
great video man. love you're stuff i always end up binge watching until i get to super old videos, you're storytimes are great but you always make good reviews that other people dont make, really appreciate your channel keep it up!
I'm sorry you had such an unfortunate experience, but I have to be honest - I just laughed my ever living ass off! Overhead similar experiences at Wal-Mart so I feel your pain.. Anyways, thanks Jeff, I needed a good laugh!
This is the best rant I've seen. Thank you, you just made my day
Jeff you just made my night!!! The PVC pipe part was freaking hilarious!!!!!!!!!:)
"put your pb&j sandwiches in a pvc pipe in the ground". I can't even
"i just wanted to freak him out" haha i cracked up at this.The squirrel must not of known what hit him haha
HAHAHAHA dear lord this is so funny. i dont mean to laugh at your pain but when you got to the bearded lady i lost it haha
“ no reason to be snippy “ 😂
New viewer to your channel.Loved your story time. Keep up the awesome videos. Thanks!
I take pride in the fact that I have never shopped at Wal Mart ever in my life. Saving 10 cents isn't worth shopping at that freakshow.
I wouldnt either if I onyl saved $0.10...but most times I could shop for $100 worth of crap and save $50 or more...I use walmart most of the time for houshold stuff like paper towels and some other random things for the home
+cutlerylover When you were talking about that gun nut, and how he wanted to bury PB & J's in pvc pipes under ground, I just I just instantly burst out laughing. Man that made my day.
+cutlerylover For sure, I got two rolls of paper towels for around half a dollar, and a litre of concentrated orange juice for 86 cents. Cant beat it, no matter how much I hate it lol.
Tyler Lee What do you think is worse? Walmart or Kmart?
Probably Walmart. In Canada their customer service is nonexistant. I phoned for a stock check and the phone rang for 5 minutes and they never picked up. I tried it 3 times and still nobody picked up. Then, I drove down there and every employee was sitting on their ass, and was unable to provide any answers. However, Kmart is a bit smaller so the customer service I receive there is alright in my experience.
I laughed so hard at the PVC pipe sandwiches and how the enemy can't dig them up because they can't use metal detectors because it's PVC pipe hahahahaha some real crazy people put there! Funny looking back at this video and how in the end you actually did shoot the squirrels.
I love the doomsday preppers part i almost died of lack of oxygen that is funny
I'm dying laughing about burying peanut butter and jelly sandwichs. Hahaha
wasn't expecting this to be a funny video, my coffee nearly came out my nose!
This story made my day! I can't stop laughing :)
Jeff, that was a comedy act! That was very funny and thanks for starting my morning with a good laugh! Sorry you had a tough time though.
Also Jeff, what size pipe and how many sandwiches should I put in it? You didn't give nearly enough info on that.
The bearded lady was checking you out!? Lol. Cracks me up.
Wal-Mart is soul crushing
One of the greatest shopping stories of all time. Thanks for sharing (and with surprisingly little profanity, as well.)
i lost it, at the end with the pvc pipe i can barely type right now because I'm laughing so hard
Do you ever go to northeast firearms? They have good prices and mike is fair with buying back guns
This possibly could have been the funniest thing especially at the end with the PVC pipes
5:00 "oh that's a good point" looooool
Finally somebody who mentions the gun-nuts! They are everywhere!
.."so, the bearded lady's checkin me out." haaaaaahaa!!!!
Damn man, is wish the Wal-Mart's around where I live were even half as entertaining as the one you go to
Man you got me cracking UP over here! Dude!!
I always find Walmart employees to run away when you need help haha
Haha thank you for sharing and making me smile through your miss fortune;)
Have fun Jeff, Shop safely & hopefully in peace too.
People go to Wal-Mart for one of the oldest reasons in the world...
Misery loves company.
Im in two different wal-marts almost every day. I work at one and shop at another. Kill me.
That PB&J thing made me laugh so hard.
What the hell, the PB&J guy...I just...people man.
I imagined every scenario in my head as if it was part of a sitcom or comedy.
A video of Jeff falling would have been hilarious lol
i haventg watched your videos in a while and im glad im watching them again
It was entertaining until the PVC and peanut butter and jelly sandwich came up then I started pissing myself laughing LOL Love the, on location videos when it's still fresh in your memory :) have a good night
I am a Master Mariner. I've got four Thunderbird pipe lighter inserts which are supposed to fit in Zippo casings. The fact is that these inserts do not fit to several Zippo casings I have. i brought them to a Zippo dealer here in Athens, Greece, with same results. Can you please let me know how , where to get a proper Zippo casing ?
Thank You
Capt Panos N. Triantafyllidis
Im in Australia and love Walmart stories although I can never relate.
We have a more cosier, smaller, more normal shopping centre called KMart
we have Kmart too, if you ever come up to the us, you will see like 50 Wal-Mart's, DONT GO INTO THEM
Oh, Ok cool thx :)
We have Kmarts in the US too although they are slowly going out of business and closing stores...
Man i am a former walmart employee ( slave more like) and seriously, screw that place. It is so much of a hassle. On every level. And the worst part is that for alot of people its the only shopping option.
A good while ago, I was in line when a smallish man stepped past 6 other people, myself and directly in front of me to be next at the register. I don't know what came over me, but I reached around grabbed him around the collar lifted his whole body off the floor walked him to the back of the line. I got a round of applause and then a visit by the manager and security verbally telling me I shouldn't have done that, but whispered as they were leaving "Awesome!" & "Good job, next time kick his… for me".
Been there in almost every aspect of this video, even the weirdo gun guys trying to talk apocalypse plans with me haha! They couldn't keep a secret to save their lives but they try to recruit me into their SHTF group because I was wearing a camo jacket and a Smith & Wesson hat haha!
YOU TOTALLY TOOK MY CART! I couldn't find it, I looked for hours! :D
Oh my god this was a good story thanks for sharing :)
This time of year one word,, on-line !!! Ditto on the gun nuts. The PBJ only works if you wrap them in plastic wrap!! hehehe
Hey, I'm here in Australia and want to know just how easy it is to buy and legally use a gun over there. Do you even need a licence? How does the process work.
"The bearded lady is checking me out!" Nuff said... lol
the pcv pipe thing has me laughing so hard, no i have to try this
"They babble on about nothing" you say. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. Our society has lost a total grip on reality and ignorance has become way of the day. Going to Walmart just increases your chances of seeing them live and in person. I love the PBJ part…lmao. Thanks for the laugh of the day. I enjoyed.
Walmart is like hell, you don't want to go but you know people that are going and you can't stop them.
the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches buried in PVC Pipe was soooooooooo damn hilarious! WtF!? guys never heard of MRE's. let that guy eat his old moldy sandwiches lol. wow....
This just made my night!
That sounds like a really crazy acid trip Jeff haha.
I hate the lights in wall mart. Those soul crushing lighting is worse then finding healthy candy on Halloween as a kid. I
When you catch them squirrels you should make another cooking video Jeff. Love to see how the cutlerylover cooks up a bushytail
I just met a couple people that are gun "neutral" as in they don't personally like guns but they don't care if other people have guns because they see the purpose of them. He actually brought up an article he read about AR-15's and it was about a farmer who was losing almost all of his crops to wild hogs so he hired a person who will take out the hogs and his preferred weapon is an AR-15. My friend showed me some if the comments that were like he doesn't need an assault rifle to kill pigs. The man who's company it was replied to that comment by saying that he could use a single shot rifle but the AR-15 was more affective in that he could take out multiple hogs at a time before they are no where to be seen after the first shot. The person who made the comment about not needing an assault rifle to kill pigs replied "there is still no need for assault rifles". I know that shootings are bad but if you look at the facts about them most of the guns being used are stolen or somehow illegally obtained so the whole assault weapons ban is just a bunch of BS. I know that I'm probably going to get some negative replies but it's my opinion and I DON'T care what other people think of it.
Oh Jeff, 4:50 hilarous!!! I love story time.
That is a horrible Walmart. Used to live down the road in Milford. You can always drive the extra mileage and go to the other annoying store in Matamoras.
Do you ever go to the alpine haus? I miss the food there.
Man that is wild , great story
Holy crap your in Honesdale? I live in Pleasant Mount! Awesome, man!
you explained the entire reason I am "anti" gun, jeff. The fact that those lunatics can even get access to a weapon is just insane and the requirements for gun ownership need to be intensely re-evaluated
Do you have a funny looking beard?
Lol... This would be a good comedy hour, can I use it?
Jeff i am sure Yinz know to trim all trees and branches around your house and away from your roof. it helps. Good Luck!
Thanks, yeah all major trees are away from the house, but since I live in the woods...lol, well yeah...
cutlerylover hey man great video have you thought about using screening to block the holes they are going in. I have seen professionals use it to stop birds bats, squirrels and other beasties out of the attic.
The one thing that would have made your story even more hilarious is if your purchases included razor blades and shaving cream!
That's so funny that you mention the girls para cord kit. I saw that today and actually thought of you.
I'm visiting from the UK so we don't really have those things.
no attempt to shave hahaha so funny
Hey man I work at Walmart and you should complain to corp. or sue because that spill with no cone is a big safety hazard. Best of luck!
Another Pa man thats awesome I was thinking that when u said bearded lady cas Robinson twnsp there's a bearded lady @ that Walmart lol
im in lake airel
Hecks yeah see that Tom maybe by the end of the day we will have a huge Pa-yinz shindig lol
and ep that's probly the worse wally world around our area
Lol
l love your Story Times!
I worked at Wal-Mart for two years. You try to do a good job and all, but they sure don't give you incentive to do so. Truth is Wal-Mart isn't really built on good personal service, it's built on being impersonal and cheap. Even if you want to try to do well, the metrics they judge you by are all about efficiency.
I really don't hate the company per se, but you pretty much nailed it at 5:27. It's all about prices.
This story brought back memories, that series of clusterf#cks is pretty much how it goes there.
Lol. Sorry you had to endure that. My experiences with Wally World is that it seems they prefer to stock all items on the ground. The shelves are always empty because everything gets tossed on the ground.
Every time I go to Walmart I have a very similar experience as you. That's why I can count on one hand how many times I have gone in the past few years. Walmart is the current state of America in a nut shell. Sad but true.
Funny video. Thanks.
I was in a Wal-Mart once, and oh my god. The image was something that will never leave my head.
Everyone looked funny. Yeah, funky people. But they were moving around REALLY slow. They were moving at about the same pace as zombies from any movie you can think of. And they were too packed together for me to get by them so I kind of had to walk at their pace. It was so creepy. It got me thinking of the symbolism. Like... these people are literally zombified by Wal-Mart. It's almost like they're controlled by this superstore, and they cannot resist buying their products at slightly cheaper prices.
I basically freerun around Walmart dodging and ducking as I go :p
We've all had similar experiences. I hope you recover...
Welcome to Walmart, We have 50 registers but we only use 4 the entire day. XD
awesome story teller you are!
Hey jeff, great video! All your story videos are great to watch. Just curious, I noticed you have a pin on your hat. What pin is it? Keep the videos coming! :)
Many good points brought up in this video!
Started in 1962 I believe.... I wondered that same thing myself once... so I looked it up! =) Sorry you had a rough trip... Ugh! I'm frustrated just listening to the story!
but, it was pretty funny. I'm not gonna lie! "Squirrel Drama" literally made me LOL.
PB&J sandwiches buried in PVC tubing is ridiculous... everybody knows Ham biscuits will stay fresher much longer!
I'm laughing so hard at this lol
Ahahahs burry PBJ's.... Gotta be the best and most logical prep I have ever heard!!! Lmao man some people are idiots!
I used to work for walmart, and the gun that tells you if they have things in the back is called a gemeni and are usually always wrong, so it's constantly a battle you cant win when you work there too
I like the Home Alone reference!
I feel your pain. You should do a review on the squirrel traps if they work.
Walmart is like that crazy but smoking hot girl that we just can't leave alone.
Sounds about par for a Wal-Mart trip these days. The only thing you needed to complete this trip was the inventory control ALARM screaming at you as you walked out of the store and an employee chasing you down for the merchandise you just paid for and they did not de-activate the tag.
Hire duck dynasty to come get them squirrel for ya lol
Jeff, you went to Wal-Mart during the Holiday shopping season??
Employees and shoppers get trampled to death at those stores this time of year. Literally! You're lucky you made it out alive.
Oh, man. I know how you feel. Some days just everything goes wrong.
i only go to wal mart between 11pm and 6am.
*****
If you live in Berks, PA, do NOT go to the Walmart in Muhlenberg at night. Kids run around with no parents in sight and the people there will stare into your soul looking like they will kill you if you say something.
This is why the wife and I went early and put stuff on layaway. Go in at midnight and make payments without the hassle. Works well!
Even when youre mad you are still overly nice, you must have a pretty healthy balance in the karma bank
Yaaay, i LOOOOOVE storytime !!!!
I really love pb&js! Its really ufortunate about the two you spoke of..kinda sucks when you get people like that :/ on the plus side your video was actually pretty entertaining :) crazy people tgese days.
I've never noticed any funky people when I go there or maybe it's because the fact ever never been in there at 2 a.m where I'd probably need a gun & bulletproof vest just to go in
Jeff i love your story times
Just be happy you don't work in retell
amen..
You can't even spell retail