Dude, can I just say that your sardonic commentary is some of the freshest shit I've seen in a long time. Absolutely love your content. Never stop making those videos pls.
There is no setting between "love this" and "get hate-fucked to death!" on TH-cam. It's either one or the other. Something about taking away the emotional tapestry that is the human face from the argumentation equation allows us to be the titanic douches that we'd never be in public. Well, some people anyhow. It basically demonstrates that a lot of people are just waiting not to get caught to be shitty.
I came across this channel after a really hard day at work. I have to say that you are one of the funniest commentators I've ever heard. I don't know if you are left wondering what impact your comedy has within the TH-cam world, At the very least you cheered up a person who has been looking for a reason to smile for a long time. I've watched several of your videos and I have literally laughed until I cried. Please keep being funny. The world needs you
I did a dragon build with it where the three-hit combo and WA both routinely broke 1000 damage. It was fun watching people run in fear from the "worst weapon in the game" after they realized how hard it could hit.
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Holy shit! Poppa Skid has 11K subs! Good God! I'm really happy for you man. You're funny as fuck and I really look forward to your videos. Keep up the good work!
jack keyes three months old but; me too I love the thing, just becareful if you haven't learnt-like I did the hard way two handed r1's on it can be parried...easily :/
jack keyes lol aye I know, it only happened to me the once around 11 months ago, when I thought it unparriable; there I was in central irithyll in ng+ I got invaded, the guy casually strolled up to me and I swung...he just stood there, in front, next thing I knew I was on the floor, my behaviour with it changed from that moment on :')
I actually main the Black Knight Great Axe on my quality main, fun fact about the Black Knight Great Axe. It has the highest physical AR out of all the weapons, it beats out Yhrome's Machete by three points. With a 66 strength and a 40 dex build it gets a Ar of 710 two handed and when war cry is activated it gets a AR of 763. The set up works wonders on a SL 150 build, rather fun to try out.
6:39 wait, how are you able to have the effects of untrue dark ring without actually having it equip? is this some bug i dont know about? i would love to get a free ring slot.
Havels is chunkier, He has the dragonslayer chest piece with the sunset helm, outrider gauntlets and then knight leggings. www.reddit.com/r/darksouls3/comments/53x4xg/question_minmax_armor_combo/
lel that PVPSkillz impersonation
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Otzdarva when are you going to stream
Dude, can I just say that your sardonic commentary is some of the freshest shit I've seen in a long time. Absolutely love your content. Never stop making those videos pls.
+Nyff Oh, you must not watch Cr1tikal then.
I like his commentary too but all I can hear is penguinz0 not a bad thing but they are really similar sounding
+Rush Mid They should sound similar. Cr1tikal is his primary influence for his commentary style.
There is no setting between "love this" and "get hate-fucked to death!" on TH-cam.
It's either one or the other. Something about taking away the emotional tapestry that is the human face from the argumentation equation allows us to be the titanic douches that we'd never be in public. Well, some people anyhow.
It basically demonstrates that a lot of people are just waiting not to get caught to be shitty.
it's not about the emotional face, it's about the face that gets hit.
"Hey what's up everybody its pvpskillz here with another obscure weapon"
I fucking love you.
I came across this channel after a really hard day at work. I have to say that you are one of the funniest commentators I've ever heard. I don't know if you are left wondering what impact your comedy has within the TH-cam world, At the very least you cheered up a person who has been looking for a reason to smile for a long time. I've watched several of your videos and I have literally laughed until I cried. Please keep being funny. The world needs you
boy, puberty hit pvpskillz' voice like a truck
Underrated comment of the century.
4:41 With auto translated subtitles it says: "... and the time I learned how to couteract katanas moveset with military-grade eggs" I fucking lost it
Just when it couldn't get any better, you throw in a Happy Souls quote... You are actually the best.
The move at 5:20 was actually really clever. He was so jumpy and you used it fully against him, and in style. Bravo!
That nameless soul guy basically predicted the Gael fight. Greatsword, automatic crossbow, and a cape.
My favorite quote by you now: "I am the metaphorical grinch"
Update: "he just stopped for a second, looked up at his health bar and gasped"
man i just love your subtle yet impactful commentary xD
Absolutely love your videos Brother
I'm glad
hey Skidonic..... nice tattoo
SunSear that's adambarker89, used to be a joke back in the day to put something with the caption, "face reveal" on it. so I put him in that one
I feel pretty with Skid writing twice on my comment
Your commentary style spawns even more hilarity from commenters immitating it. Keep it up bruh
Phlegmatic cynicism. I can none but appreciate this attitude. The reason I subbed.
ah I missed your videos man lmao they always make my day
You're a linguistic genius; I love your videos.
Don't go vote it up on Reddit
www.reddit.com/r/darksouls3/
If I remember correctly pressing a link directly downvotes the post automatically
The hammer has about 411 ar with 66 strength.
It's actually pretty good with the spin weapon art it has.
hey dude i know youre mostly fucking around but that's vote manipulation which the entire site bans pretty easily for ,so be careful
***** Thx bb
I did a dragon build with it where the three-hit combo and WA both routinely broke 1000 damage. It was fun watching people run in fear from the "worst weapon in the game" after they realized how hard it could hit.
"I'm not really up to date with what people on reddit think about honor atm" LOL These commentary are sooo SICK dude keep them on coming man.
"Have you donned your gay apparel?" brought a tear to my eye lol
Black Knight Greataxe is my life on my strength build. Good vid Skid.
same I love the black Knight greataxe
You're definitely my new favorite youtuber. "No remorse!"
i love all your content man, keep up the good work 👍
Every single word this guy speaks is pure gold.
I really dig the new outro. If it is new, hope I didn't miss that with any of your other vids.
still one of the best videos on the internet
i dont know why but the way you talk just cracks me up and i cant stop laughing at the way you comment on your videos its just funny
Just found your videos today, pretty legit
rolling r2 is just the second r2 on any weapon, its pretty good for katanas because the follow up r2 is that huge horizontal slash
Best commentary on all of youtube
I love your honesty man,
Like the PvPskillz impression. Keep up the fine work.
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Get runnin befor Skid finds ya. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
great video man
the fact the running r1 on a washing pole staggers you mid swing with an ultra great axe, annoys me to no end.
this guy is hilarious love the videos man keep it up!
Point down + stalk dung pie + prism stone + disconnect-after-winning is maximum honor stats, 10/10 never disrespected again
"Nameless soul? I'm gonna call you nameless shit." Thats some creative shit man.
Holy shit! Poppa Skid has 11K subs! Good God! I'm really happy for you man. You're funny as fuck and I really look forward to your videos. Keep up the good work!
“Would you like to know the lore of this land?”
I fucking lost it
Chiseled out of jolly rancher candies, this man has me weak
I have never met a more savage youtuber.
love how he walks in with it and does better than i have and its my favorite weapon lol
Man that Vaati impression was pretty on point lol
Skidonic you are the single best shit talker ever please teach me
The black knight greataxe is fucking amazing, use it all the time
jack keyes same
jack keyes three months old but; me too I love the thing, just becareful if you haven't learnt-like I did the hard way two handed r1's on it can be parried...easily :/
SUPERDUCK You just gotta mix things up, i've never been parried when using it. don't be predictable is the solution to being parried alot.
jack keyes lol aye I know, it only happened to me the once around 11 months ago, when I thought it unparriable; there I was in central irithyll in ng+ I got invaded, the guy casually strolled up to me and I swung...he just stood there, in front, next thing I knew I was on the floor, my behaviour with it changed from that moment on :')
The "K" in Skidonic stands for "Kick in the balls"
Hey dood great videos. In the options you can turn on free swing with an big weapon while locked on target.
I actually main the Black Knight Great Axe on my quality main, fun fact about the Black Knight Great Axe. It has the highest physical AR out of all the weapons, it beats out Yhrome's Machete by three points. With a 66 strength and a 40 dex build it gets a Ar of 710 two handed and when war cry is activated it gets a AR of 763. The set up works wonders on a SL 150 build, rather fun to try out.
I thought I was the only one to watch happy souls I'm glad that more people than me have
Skid baby. Im stealing like 30 seconds of the gameplay on this for a video. Love you
The Super Noob ...
TehPlayerGames yes dad
The Super Noob Have fun in Guantanamo Bay, thief
peter jokes on you, I've already killed myself
This channel is to beautiful
i subbed because of how funny the commentary is, lmfao
The mullet analogy killed me.
Whats your outro song? Pretty nice.
Firestarter- De Staat
woah, thanks for the response and thanks for the cool vids man, keep it up!
Senpai noticed you. You should feel honored.
Nice to see you use a GA weapon. Impressions on using a 3 hit monster?
I love the Ocean Man reference.
are you sure no one uses that axe? i can't get away from the fuckin thing
Your voice is.... Honeybadger incarnate, my god
This weapon is my favorite, tbh I don't understand why no-one uses it. It's slow but it hits like a truck
go 1 handed for rolling r1.. does it do the same thing g as yhorms?
If you like killing with 3 swings try a greathammer with buff for 2 swigns
6:39 wait, how are you able to have the effects of untrue dark ring without actually having it equip? is this some bug i dont know about? i would love to get a free ring slot.
BreakneckJack just take off your covenant item when you go in, and you'll look regular
Skidonic Thats... f... Cheaters! ive been using untrue dark ring all along!
Well then... free +130 health for me it is then.
It was an accident; I took an axe, and I put a dent in him.
How do people get triggered by you, lol. You're literally the most entertaining shit-talker in DS3.
im sad that the video ended
Skid post your streams. I need two hours of your monotone voice to soothe me.
Why does my poise not block a black knight ultra greatsword. -skid
so what exactly happened to the barker bomb bait
Does the S in Skidonic also stand for sarcasm?
Love your videos, the things u say cracks me up😂😂😂
Dude, whoever that dude that is talking in the beginning... HE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ME.
i love your vids so much...
it's always good when you kill a host with 2 phantoms with a black knight great axe it's r1, r1 and r2
3 swings?
Well, fuck. Even Ledo's can require 4. Now I just feel bad.
Oh hey, I found a discount Critikal.
John Kramer critikal is a discount skidonic
Nice Happy Souls reference
the 1H rolling R1 has range
Needs more R1 into charged R2 combos.
Impressive one.
What's the minmax armor? I see Dragon Slayer's Armor and Sunset Helm, but what's the rest?
you sound like cr1tikal and forest gump combined (this is a good thing mind you)
That mage at 8:15 is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen
Too bad I've farmed countless times for the Black Knight Greataxe and still don't have one
Do you draw your own thumbnails Skidonic?
Need more jump master action
You must really love spongebob
Skid, Merry Christmas Man. Hope You Like The Banners In Your Email.
The Super Noob Ty, luv em
Hey what's his fashion souls?
bro when do you usually stream?
EDIT: ah shit, u dont do it usually... guess i got lucky catchin the last one just in time
The insults are why I watch
Guys, look down through the comment section. you will be reminded how hilariously awkward Adambarker is.
Why would anyone be triggered at you being a tool to the people you duel? I dare say your voice is better than Morgan Freeman’s.
What was the min/max guy wearing? Havel's with the Undead helmet?
Havels is chunkier, He has the dragonslayer chest piece with the sunset helm, outrider gauntlets and then knight leggings.
www.reddit.com/r/darksouls3/comments/53x4xg/question_minmax_armor_combo/
Yow dude when do u usually duel and on what platform, hoping to meet u fam.
Try killing with 2 swings.
Lothric K***ht Greatsword OP!
赤 Motive 66 strength and 60 dex with rtrs and morion
you need 61 strength and 55 dex with the rings and 15 faith for tears and lightning clutch ring
Scott's most recent meme video
+Skidonic what's ur level? I'm having trouble finding summon signs
Skidonic can I use a part of this video for my next video? crediting you of course
Majishan go for it
ill send you the video when i'm done
Is it possible that I love and hate this guy sooo fucking much at the same time? Subscribed!
Gotta love that shit talk lmao
that's my main weapon