Desktop Goose is RUINING my games
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.พ. 2025
- Desktop Goose and gaming was a big mistake, especially with his wife and child
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That soft little “Don’t be” after Kevin said he was scared was so cute 😂
Dat gay
@@sidde76 fuck you
BLYAT
So?
Open your fucking eyes mate
@@sidde76 No, cute!
Stranger: Have you heard of a series called 'How To Annoy'
Kevin: *Has war flashbacks*
*flashback*
@Brownskikuca Garlic Bread Talking about Zuthar?
I didnt understand this part?? Can someone explain
Brownskikuca Garlic Bread we can look at the names at 6:34 and track the man down it’s a 75% chance
@@Z5Z5Z5 I know this is 9 months old but here's an explanation: Kevin made "How to Annoy" videos (annoying people in shooters) for machinima. The guy recognized him but Kevin retaliated. The joke in the comment here is that he was having 'war' (i.e shooters here) flashbacks.
Kevin's little giggle where the guy recognized him from his old Machinima videos was so priceless
I'm glad he acknowledged it
From his old channel?
Rip that he doesn't know about this channel
Splatulated I hope Kevin told him!!
Splatulated that’s what I thought. What an immeasurable loss...
That siege player was so supportive of Kevin.
"I'm scared"
"Don't be"
I ship them ngl.
Winking Walrus normally their not that nice😂
Normally they would have just kicked him
That's so rare on that game, when i've played that game 90% of the time it's toxic
Dev: ok, footsteps are very important in this game
Kevin: I see **goose footsteps intensify**
Hey Again Finn O
Hey Finn O.
Congrats on the heart
@KING AUTISM TV that is a completely false statement
Hey Finn O.
random player: you sound like the guy on Machinima who does the series "How To Annoy"
Kevin: giggles like a 5-year-old who is doing prank calls
Wow no comments
“I think I killed someone but I’m not actually sure.” Casual murder
I’m just gonna steak “casual murder” and use it in day to day life.
JackBudi I’ve no idea if you can steal it from me, I don’t think it’s original but if it is, do steal away good sir!
It was actually a ranked match tho
Ruined the 444 likes lol
@@a.o.8527
The likes are even more appropriate now
1:40 Plot twist: he also has a goose on his screen
That's why everyone is so nice and apologetic, they ALL have their own geese
TheRadiantDehd Can you imagine a game where everyone had a goose. The chaos.... 🤣
@@westminsterabbey.6916 I would watch that kind of esports match
Kevin being called out and identified had me cracking up
i mean him getting recignized was part of the reason he cut severely back on messing around in multiplayer games because when he got popular enough people had a tendency to ruin it by knowing him.
though calling him out by such an old video does make it kind of amazing.
Hey, could someone clue me in as to what that's actually from? Like, did Kevin have an old channel? Sorry for being stupid :p
@@vixian3127 he had a channel called xznoregretzzx or something like that where he used to go on call of duty and troll people. He went on to have his videos on machinima and got very popular
@@vixian3127 kevin started out from a series on machinima called "how to annoy" where he would play COD and annoy his teammates it was really popular back then.
@@powdermonkey9300 what's machinima?
Love how that guy at 1:40 knows he has a goose and kevin says no and then not even a second later: he's onto me
Rainbow six siege: *notorious for toxic players*
Kevin: *plays rank with geese on his screen*
Also Kevin: *somehow got the nicer randoms in the game*
6:43 man, he´s playing maybe like every day with random dudes. jet he knows your voice. you realy did traumatize him dude.
Like YEARS later too
The goose married? Is this the kind of madness we could expect if you got married???
Just imagine it, Kevin, Mrs. Kevin and Kevin Junior, tripple... err... bore ragnarok
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS if you were inbred, keep your comment up
Yes! With Husky 😂😂 (if you watch his girlfriend Anna, she recorded a video in their garden and they have a lawn mower. She called it Husky)
Yep
@@anamariaapostol umm what, she's not his girlfriend is she?
When the dude brought up How To Annoy I was so hoping that Kevin says he Iconic phrase! “that’s unfortunate” missed opportunities 😭
“I’m scared.”
“Don’t be.” D’aw, I ship it.
Siege in a niceshell
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS oh no, you're still alive.
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS don't worry I believe you without having to check out any of your vids bud! :)
Kevin: okay, I'll try. For you
Daw I ship it too
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS Oh few! Thanks for the warning! I WAS going to check out your channel, but now I don't need to. Thanks!
Kevin: This game focuses on hearing footsteps
Also kevin: goosey goosey
"Im trying to pretend Im not myself" Me whenever i go out in public
omg when the guy said “do you know how to annoy” and kevin played it off lol
I would love to see the other guys' perspectives when you're spinning like a mad man
😂
This reminds me of the aimbot Sniper
Kevin's spinning again guys, don't count on him to get to the objective :P
When that guy mentioned "How to Annoy" it really brought me back lol I was actually just thinking of that series the other day and how I used to watch it with my mom all the time. It brought me to your first channel, and I started watching your Minecraft vids. You were actually the reason I tried Minecraft and really got into it. Thanks for all the great content 😊
I found Kevin's first channel through Mel's videos (GirlonDuty). Not sure what she's doing now, but i hope Kevin gets the gang back together some day.
Yall member Minecraft survival island with Mel (girlonduty) and Jamie (Utorak007) ? Got me into youtube.
Yep! Sadly i ended up losing track of the channels for a few years though and missed their moves to Twitch. Now i'm not sure what Mel is doing (or how she's doing) and Utorak seems to stream semi-rarely, or rarely when im on.
It was hilarious when the guy recognised you. I wonder if he'll see this video
“Wait are you Kevin from how to annoy”
Kevin: I haven’t heard that name in a long time
Nobody:
My brain: *THE PAT PAT PAT OF THREE GEESE'S LITTLE FOOTSTEPS*
"Have you ever hearf of a series called 'how to annoy'"
"No I don't think so"
Speech 100
No joke all those pop ups all over the screen gave me _goose bumps_
And I don’t even know who’s more destructive, the geese for opening them or Kevin for not closing them.
*Yes*. I'd say Kevin though, since he's the one that downloaded the geese.
True, I’ve never seen something as Chaotic as this
This pun pained me
I’m pretty sure that if you close the pop ups the goose gets mad and steals your cursor
Kevin "okay 1 goose is fine" sees wedding ring Kevin "oh"
*Kevin talking about silence in between games* me: “I still hear them, feck.”
3:16 when you look at a boomers computer with a bunch of malware on it
Team Mates: wanted to have some fun in rainbow six siege and win a game
Kevin: *NO*
Hey, nice seeing you again
@@IamaPERSON oh hey, it's been some time since we last talked😂
@@mariospelopidas6705 yeah it has. How's it going
@@IamaPERSON Good, actually.. how about you?
@@mariospelopidas6705 pretty meh, boring day today
5:35 - This is the most awkward gaming moment i've seen in a long time haha
*”I thought that Siege has such a friendly community, we might as well start with that”*
-CallMeKevin, 2020
He was joking right
And he was right for these games
100% joking. seriously one of the most toxic communities ive ever seen. i play with a sight disability and all i ever get is "wow lvl 240+ 0.2 KD" because i touched ranked twice ever, and because i just play the game a lot to kill time despite the disability. people just get super ableist and half the time the people giving me shit arent even good players themselves. usually some ash who rushes and dies 1st 30 seconds then spends the rest of the match harrassing you for not being good enough to carry the ones who cant even carry their own weight.
or else, i'll be middle of the team on kills and contribution and i'll be the one coping shit from some other dead player in the team because when there's a woman on the team you obviously harrass them for doing badly despite 2 more dudes in the team doing worse.
@@punkypink83 Sounds extremely toxic and enough so that I really hope you discontinue playing. You or anybody else for that matter doesn't deserve to be treated that way because in the end it is just a GAME!
It sucks that other people have to ruin it for others by being dicks.😡
Siege community is fucking terrible. Very competitive and very toxic.
that guy remembering you is my favorite thing in a long time. really brings back memories lmao loved those videos and glad you're still making content. never stop entertaining :)
Alternate title - Kevin's slow descent into goose-driven madness
"That scout is moving too slow" Holy frick, Kevin is better than the average TF2 player.
And somehow, none of the pyros he was shooting at knew how to airblast
Paid actors yeah
Dis is a jock
Desktop Goose: *I am a monument to your sins.*
1:57 left side of the screen: "i feel lonely sometimes" awwww 😭
This desktop goose is ruining more lives than Kevin does at a video game.
Nobody gonna mention how that guy recognized him from his machinima days?
D Pp I didn’t even know those videos were Kevin! I saw them before, I think, but I never watched them much. Just knew they existed. Never knew it was our Kevin!
Wait, it's true?
UmbreonTwinkle What is?
Yeah he had an old call me Kevin channel which was under a different name, but he had a series called how to annoy which was his most popular series at the time.
Nobody except every single commenter.
I literally opened TH-cam to watch something userful, and I was like: "Hopefully there ain't a new Kevin's video, othervise I would have to watch it immediately."
Kevin: *literally uploads vid a minute before I open TH-cam*
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS Put on a mask, I dunno.
@Blackbloodstar Alexp they already do that on their main channel AxxL. They’re a parasite in the comments section trying to get views.
@@jackbudi They're gonna get a great view of my boot if I figure out where they live...
When you get called out for being yourself on a game and you have to pretend you’re not who you say you aren’t, all the meanwhile trying to fighting off your pet geese.
"Hey friends how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're going to be playing some Rainbox Six: Seige... and it's been awhile since we've played some Counter Strike" - Call Me Kevin
Yes it has.
My gf and I installed Goose a few weeks ago on her work's computers, forgot about it, went to sleep, and then woke up the following morning and the entire system had crashed in a flood of goose memes...
I have never been more proud of anything in my life.
Installing something unknown and unsigned, that can take full control of your computer... 6 months time we'll see a video saying "my channel was hacked somehow and all my bank details were stolen"
Double D watch some ordenary gamer videos on the duck softwere
@@thesittingacheroraptor7565 thats who i seen play siege with ducks i couldnt remember
@@thesittingacheroraptor7565 I'll have a look, still I'd be skeptical of allowing any unknown program full control, opening notepad and executing any code is made easy by willingly installing something like this. Some ordinary gamer throws everything on a VM and in most videos will tell you not to install stuff like that because of what it can do.
@@DerDun1 person walking by Kevin's computer: "is that pr0n????"
Kevin: "aH nOe thAtS muH gEeSe‽"
Double D understandable
i verbally said “YES ANOTHER GOOSE GAME” out loud and my mom was like w t f
juliette god I did this too but thankfully i was in my car on my own
juliette cringe if you actually did.
Nicholas Grguric WTH DO YOU MEAN CRINGE. I LITERALLY CANT COMPREHEND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING, CHILD
juliette if you can’t understand and comprehend what I’m saying then you are the child.
Nicholas Grguric bitch, no adult has ever said the word cringe in their life-
"I didn't realize how nice silence was".
Great description of parenthood.
I would love to see goose vs our Dear Leader in sim 4.
Also funny how the guy recognized you from the COD series lmao.
Watching your reaction as the guy identified you from "How to Annoy" was priceless
Day 2 of asking him to continue the epic saga conclusion to desperate housewives
Hi Kev, it's great that I got to know your channel, you always make me laugh in difficult times. My grandfather passed away yesterday and it's really great to be able to count on your videos to be able to laugh again. Thanks for everything, i really like you and your videos, and keep up the good work. ❤
stay strong king xx
@@emzedjiklool511 Thanks, i'm still sad but he's in a better place now, no more suffering, but I still gonna miss him. He lived for 87 years. A warrior until the end, he died sleeping at night, a peaceful end for the better grandpa.
Day 309 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday.
Happy birthday, Kevin.
We stan you
@@OrivereTheEye
You're nearly done, I believe in you
@@Jane_of_Us Thank you, friend. Happy birthday!
When the goose grabs his cursor in tf2 it must look like kevins toggling his cheats on to the other players
Get good, get LmaoGoose
The intro that never gets old.
Rainbow Six Siege is literally my favourite game and Kevin is my favourite human. This is an amazing mix.
Kevin you and the goose have quite the same personality
"Just a friendly reminder that June 4th is goose meme day"
2.2 million TH-cam subscribers and he's still being recognized from Machinima lol
Kevin and his goose are the Purest pair on TH-cam and i love them Immensely
Funny thing is when this was uploaded I had 7 geese running while trying to play osu. I had custom images so near the end all i could see was circles and Jim
Madlad. I cant even play osu! even without geese
@@ccofffee_apk Yeah osu! can be really hard, even without geese. I dunno how but despite the geese I got an S
@@BoredMurphy :000
Please tell me you told that kid who you were. You probably made his day. Too sweet. Loved the chaos as always
I would enjoy a vr version where the goose grabs your hand or something and takes it away
Zageel 685 just play VR in the park during goose season
The goose's footsteps, along with his family's, are going to be all Kevin hears before and while he sleeps, after what he went through lol
Goose, Gosette and Gossy! I’ve decided that’s their names, take it or leave it!!!
Yes.
This was wonderful, and I cannot wait for more :D
Also, 11:15 I absolutely love the "medusa goose hair", and the "Franklin fucks a goose" memes (right-hand side of the screen.)
Ngl that guy that said “why do i play with unranked” sounds like mitten squad
Desmonsimon-to-TH-cam Desmon999 can you beat rainbow six siege, without any geese?
6:45
Oh dear god the mischievous little gleam in his eyes is absolutely heart warming.
Kevin is *RUINING* my life by not playing _Way of the Samurai._
Ya damn adorable fecker, you'd enjoy it.
yes, that game is perfect for Kevin! upp
I don't know what game to suggest...just ALL games with the goose and at least his wife. Much love and excited to see more
Untitled goose game with your family of geese! Make a goose love triangle and goose heartbreak 😂
Such is the power of Kevin that even *Siege* players are nice to him. I was so tense all the way through waiting for someone to scream at him, but they never did.
That moment when kevin and his geese are better at siege than you
You've made me a happy man Kevin, not only is the goose back, but you're playing Siege.
“I’m scared”. “Don’t be” 🥺
okay but the artwork of the goose taking the sword of the creator from byleth just made my night
I'm not the one playing and 3 minutes in, the gooses were driving me insane
The fact that Kevin got some nice and supportive teammates on siege is just amazing. I say one thing on mic and someone is telling me to stfu or they're being a pervert.
“Hello, can you hear me?”
“Yea.”
The little 'Dont be' was genuainly sweet :) Also, distracring goose is best goose
Wow finally Kevin has met his match
The How to annoy call back really takes me back lol. Those videos got me watching your very first Minecraft series with the original house by the lake... damn that was ages ago.
"siege is such a friendly community"
*laughs in disability*
I loved back in high school waiting for the next episode of "How to Annoy"
11:03 look at the Image on the bottom right 😂
11:25
No one:
The meme at the bottom right-hand corner:
Ok there is one with Byleth and the whip-sword being stolen by the goose. I'm freaking out (in a good? way).
Me too I was not expecting there to ever be anything fire emblem in any Kevin's videos so I was pleasantly surprised to see that😂
whats the time stamp?
after minute 15 i think
@@mayoonrices1311 around 8:47 on the left side of the screen
Stranger: You got fuzed
master of comedy, best comedian the best of all times Kevin: i got con-fuzed
Kevin: *puts the geese away*
Me: let 👏 them 👏 out
"You're not playing with a fucking goose on your screen, are you?"
No, I'm playing with THREE geese on my screen.
hey there Kevin, friend :)
Hello
Dev: use the minimap in case you get lost
Kevin: I CANT FIND THE FECKING MINIMAP
I’d love to see Kevin play more tf2 with the geese
"You've got Duck I got...Goose"
Okay that made me laugh way more than it should have.
Day 19 of telling Ps1 Hagrid that he's so cool and handsome with a bad boy feel to him
Also Kevin play Way of the samurai or I'll call the police :)
I want more of kevin playing stuff like this
The 2.26 million subscriber count TH-camd, CallMeKevin, playing an FPS game??
I love reading all the little text boxes the geese bring onto the screen. One of them said, “I feel lonely sometimes.” XD
You hear the honk you'll get the bonk
These geese are just chaos but in a cute way. I wish they could block my computers while at work and i could just say “ sorry I can’t look up any information my geese require my attention.”
Yay I'm early ^^
Kevin listened to us to use more geese!
Yes! I've been waiting for this for ages! A Rainbow Six Siege video! I even just came off of Rainbow myself