I was surprised there was no christology talked about. I was ready for the nestorianism of the Church of the East and Monophysitism of oriental orthodox but all of it was about the theology of grace. I was also sad how the nontrinitarianism of Iglesia ni Christo wasn’t shown. At least it was shown with Arianism (I still see nothing wrong with Arianism or Monophysitism and I stand by that).
@@logical_linker8382 Pentecostals inspired the pop culture quote “Drinking The Cool-Aid” which came from Jonestown where its members poisoned themselves and 900+ church followers in the 1970s in Ghana. 🇬🇭
@@fruit-bearingnationproduct1231 1Tim 6:20: ²⁰ O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of knowledge(gr. Gnosis) falsely so called:
@fruit-bearingnationproduct1231 TL;DR -Platonism but as a cosmic horror story. -Gnosis is basically spiritual Wokeness that only the spiritual elite are privy to which is why they're so dismissive and arrogant to us lowly psychics. Remember that Plato's ideal society is totalitarian rule by intellectuals. -Reason and science are just as much tools of the demiurge as non-esoteric religions. You have to receive Gnosis via mystical experience (psychosis), which is why it doesn't stand up under scripture and reason. -Esoteric means that all the answers are already inside you so you should look within to find the truth. Aka narcissism. -The material world is completely evil so you should be ascetic. Unless they're a modern gnostic in which case they're extreme hedonists. -Christianity says God wants to save everyone. Gnosticism says most people are hylics which are NPC fleshbags mindlessly following the demiurge's programming. It's frankly astonishing that so many people take this spiritual elitist gobbledygook seriously.
I think it's about Peter being the rock on which Jesus will build His church and Rome being St. Peter's apostolic seat, and the popes being the successors of Peter. Though I remember hearing that about his name, but it makes sense given the role given to him by Jesus.
@@the11382so was a Calvinist before my deconversion, by Calvinist theology I was predestined to go to hell from before I was born, my time as a Christian basically did nothing.
The fact that this covers belief systems from some of the earliest post biblical days to the obscure to the modern is actually pretty impressive. Nice work.
@@HopeFoxCreationsThere's no quality bruh. It's just a clever compilation of spongebob clips stapled together with different contexts. It's pretty cringe tbh
I know Old Believers, or Old Ritualists, would make the sign of the Cross with two fingers as opposed to the three dictated by Patriarch Nikon. What else differentiates them from "New" believers?
@@BiggiecheeseAKAgod no we just do baptism by immersion where a lot of other denominations don't. we also do believer's baptism as infant baptism isn't considered biblical because infants are incapable of understanding the significance. the result is baptisms are frequent as people come to christ and join the church.
@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 That is a bold statement. There have been so many denominations of major religions throughout history that never took off. Many of the denominations and religions featured in this video are effectively extinct in the modern day.
@@Mk-eo3ssAs Jesus is The angular rock in ALL things we do, Peter was the first rock put by Christ to construct his Church Christ as fundament and Peter as the first brick (The 1st Pope or Bishop of Rome)
@@miguelpaivabezerra34 disagree because even Peter says he's just a fellow elder, but this is not a platform for this haha the opening rock is accurate
@@molag-ballordofdomination2065lots of Christians (especially Catholics) absolutely hate other branches and just call them cults and stuff… It’s kind of insane. So happy I left Catholicism.
@@kyoshifrostwolf Depending on how devout certain sects are, most organized religions allow for flexibility in practices. Cults usually rely on “special wisdom” that can only be revealed by blindly devoting yourself to the cult leader or his disciples. Think Jonestown, the Unification Church, Heaven’s Gate, etc.. If it revolves around treating the living leader of said cult as flawless beings unable to make mistakes, ranging from convincing followers to basically become willing slaves (Buddhafield) to convincing them to commit actual terror acts (Aum Shinrikyo), then chances are that it’s a cult.
As a catholic, this is how I see Martin Luther with his 95 Theses out side the Wittenberg Cathedral. "Krusty krabs is unfair! Mr krabs is in their! Standing at the connection! Ploting his oppression!"
@@Hedgehogz856 Yeah they did. Even kings were not allowed to read or write, and had a Catholic priest specifically assigned to them by the Church for the task.
@@Hedgehogz856 Yeah every book written or transcribed in Europe during the early and middle medieval period was written by a Catholic priest. Every text, down to the letters of monarchs, was written by a priest. Obviously if you are not a complete dunce, you can deduce that reading and writing was a tightly guarded secret of the Church. And that they did not take it upon themselves to teach the populace. Instead opting to sequester themselves away in their secret and opulent libraries.
As someone who was forced to grow up at Jehovah’s Witness(I’m not one now)by the way that was just too perfect. You got everything perfect watchtower awake the disfellowship people spot on bro
The Mormon bit is pretty funny. Definitely some of the kindest people out there and you for sure wanna invite them in your home just because they'll be rock steady friends for life.
Till they judge you constantly for your taste in music, movies, books, hobbies, etc. “I’m a Mormon, but I’m one that doesn’t go out of my way to vent all my moral beliefs and force it on others”
@SuperPrestogamer guess it depends. From what I've seen, there is a big different between culture and doctrine of their church. And usually Utah Mormons are less accepting than Mormons from anywhere else besides Utah.
@@IMMA-ICON36 in from utah…so I get that, it’s why I get frustrated with my own religion at times because the people within can be so unaccepting to new people joining or those who are uninterested in joining…I have no problem with preaching our religious beliefs and inviting others to join, but when someone makes it clear they are uninterested and our followers go on trying to bash it on them even when they have made it clear or those who are interested but are struggling with a certain sin and others judge them and start distancing themselves from those people making them feel hated and unwelcome that’s when I get really upset about it
@SuperPrestogamer Utah, I get that. I'm a member as well, but from SC. grew up in a small branch my whole life and served my mission in Utah, I'm still active, got married in the temple, and have a small family, and it always depends on the people. It's never fair to group anyone as good or bad because each person is different in everything. We all got mistakes and sins we are working through, so it's important to give grace as much as you can in this world.
As one who grew up on the California/Mexican border, you learn your faith quickly and defend it regularly, but our members were very accepting in a community that didn't care for us. Acceptance is less a religious problem and more a problem of whoever the dominant demographic is. But I lived in Utah for a time and left it due to high-priced homes and a lot of members that have embraced worldly indulgences. Didn't want to raise my daughter there. Eastern AZ has plenty of members, but they do much better with other faiths.
@@KingofSwing1 ugh, I hate this stereotype. Most methodist churches aren’t woke man. Most woke churches may call themselves Methodist but we do not accept them.
@JM-wx5nm Depends on the congregation and church. Mine is a rather small traditional one in a small town and doesn't preach anything at all like I've been seeing online. Besides, end of the day, denomination doesn't matter since we're all brothers and sisters in Christ :)
@@bigharryyy03Martin Luther was born in Germany (which was the Holy Roman Empire). He believed that salvation was a gift from god. The 95 theses were written with the same message.
@@GataBlanca87 You should look into Sam Shamounian, he has destroyed plenty of JWs in debates and proves to them how Jesus is God using even the erroneous NWT. God bless.
Idk why, but I expected the Catholic one to be the scene where Patrick has Spongebob tied up in the basement and he's flogging him when he gets sick with the suds. XD
@professorventurer7697 Well, yeah, all denominations believe in the second coming of christ. The joke is that 7th day Adventists have notoriously been guilty of trying to predict the exact day it would happen. (I say this with no disrespect to you guys, though! Love you, brothers and sisters!)
I love that many of these are just the country of origin portrayed by SpongeBob. Also your attention to history is really fun! Edit: as an LDS member I died at the “normal squidward” joke
They forgot the FLDS. I bring it up because I want to sow anarchy. And because it's funny to remind people that there are loonies out there that make the JW look tame.
Looks like the Catholicism part refers to Matthew 16:18 in which Jesus said, "And I tell you, you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my Church" Which "Peter" comes from greek word "Πετρος", which means rock Also Roman Catholic Church gained their apostolic succession from St. Peter in Rome
I am far from a religious person, but I will say this was pretty accurate. Particularly the scene poking fun at the Pentecostals. NGL though, the gibberish tongue stuff (in addition to the seizures and all that) is why I think of them as the most abnormal denomination.
And they didn't just go out in to the ministry, they specifically went to preach to a disfellowshipped member. Bringing the Watchtower and even an Awake! Article, lol. The person making this video informed themselves enough to know about all the different beliefs and material that these denominations use.
As a Baptist, the scene with SpongeBob trying to get Gary in the tub is pretty relatable! If you are baptized in the name of Jesus Christ, you shall be saved!
As someone who grew up as a jehovah's witness, that scene was so accurate. They always are trying to especially get their former members to go back to their kingdom hall. It always comes back to their religion.
Which ones besides Mormons and the JW and maybe quakers or Anabaptists and seventh day adventists and progressive Christians and gnostism lmao there’s a lot on here
@@Summercamp1sland by the way quakers and seventh day Adventist probably do still believe the essentials of Christianity there just kind of on the fence. I don’t know much about anabaptists
My Orthodox mother and I definitely got some laughs watching this 😂 she confirmed quite a few of them being pretty accurate, not just the Orthodoxy part but a few others from experiencing relatives and acquaintances being within those denominations.
@@xtremeyoylecake exactly. My PFP is at an assembly hall. I'm sure I'll meet you someday. "Just a little while longer." 😉 If you want another little chuckle: a channel named Vice Grip Garage has a video where he's attempting to revive an old Buick (I think a Riviera). He gives an update somewhere in the middle about how it's going. "Also not building oil pressure! She's (the engine is) knocking like a Jehovah's Witness." 🤣 I almost choked on my food I was eating when I first watched that video!
Imma mormon and i laughed my HEAD off from my portion of the vid😂😂😂😂 I can attest. Despite the history, you will see us smiling. Better to smile with what you DO have.
@@johnjohnbingbong ohhh i heard that one! You're thinking of the visitors series, or that other tv show, V. those are the lizard people you speak of. XD XD they seem nice! if you don't get on their bad side...like all lizards.
^the sheer and total irony about it also being about 'veneration of the saints' (an Orthodox one at that) is also not lost on me. ...wha's good, Sabbatarian?
4:20 This part of the video is SOUTHERN BAPTIST, and is also 420, which gives you the munchies, and there was barely any food involved. As a Southern Baptist, I am disappointed.
@@drivingbritt9617 I'm not religious, but man it's tempting to go to church just to get good food. Maybe to learn how to be just a fair bit better in life too, since the Bible has some great lessons to learn. Just gotta ignore the...less agreeable parts that don't align with modern society.
@@burleyant274 The most famous Seventh-Day Adventist leader of the 19th Century was David Korresh who lead the anti-government gun stockpiling death cult in Waco TX in the 1990s. 😬
@@Mk-eo3ss"You are Peter, and on this Rock I build my Church" Thus, by Apostolic Tradition, as established by Emperor Constantine, the state Religion of Rome became Christianity, as headed by the Papacy. On the flag of the Vatican (🇻🇦) is the Kingdom Keys, which Christ allegedly (IE, symbolically, metaphorically, spiritually) gave to Saint Peter, and from whose line of Church Fathers goes, unbroken, to the current Pope(s).
@@EmptyMan000 ok, I'm not going to say if Calvinism is right or wrong...but objectively Calvinism believes we all deserve hell But God give grace to some ( the elect/chosen) regardless of if they disserve it or not, that's what grace is giving mercy even when someone doesn't deserve it ( so it's not really about who deserves what )
@@VelociraptorAnimations Check out his debate with Jay Dyer if you haven't, it just shows how incoherent and poorly thought out a lot of his positions really are.
As someone who researches religious history and is Roman Catholic this was really funny to watch. I hope you do ones with other religions that are Christianity.
I am equally impressed and awed by the immense knowledge of religious history and the immense knowledge of SpongeBob episodes to get the best matches!😮
I came of age in a Pentecostal church and died laughing at the depiction. I also spent my fair share with evangelicals and non-denominational churches and it all applies perfectly.
Hi, LDS (Mormon) here, and yes, showing courtesy and pleasantries to everyone is kinda how we do things. It helps dissolve hostility with when you're a missionary in a foreign country as well 😊
I honestly wished I was Calvinist for a moment just so I could appreciate that joke more. Probably the best fitting SpongeBob clip for any of the denominations, (the Catholic one was a close second).
These are scarily accurate. 😂 And as someone who's had some nasty run-ins with modern day Adamites "Christian naturists/nudists" I died laughing at 7:53
it takes some knowledge of church denomination history to understand this
Oh, especially the hussites, not many people studying medieval Bohemia
I was surprised there was no christology talked about. I was ready for the nestorianism of the Church of the East and Monophysitism of oriental orthodox but all of it was about the theology of grace. I was also sad how the nontrinitarianism of Iglesia ni Christo wasn’t shown. At least it was shown with Arianism (I still see nothing wrong with Arianism or Monophysitism and I stand by that).
It takes a lot of knowledge of SpongeBob history too
Yeah I only got like half 😂
This brought joy to my religious studies degree heart. This was incredibly thorough!
I’m a Roman Catholic, and the rock 🪨 scene was 🔥! When I was a kid, I was also HUGELY obsessed with SpongeBob!!!😊
Same here!
@@BrooksBurnett-uo6oz 🤙
Lutheran here. The moment I saw Catholic and heard the words “it’s not a boulder.” I was gone 😂
When you take into consideration that Peter literally translates to "Rock" --> "Πέτρος" it is more funny 😂
@@DarnedYankee 😆
I love how most of them are just making fun of what where they live or what country they originated in 💀
Or how they’re perceived by others
I like how the old Catholics and Old Believers are nothing but OLD.
Loll
Accurate.
That's the point @@joshuahamilton7630
As I non-denomenational Christian, I can confirm that I am, indeed, a Goofy Goober.
Same here my friend 😂
7:34 Goofy Goober solo 🎸 🎤
I'm not non-denomenational, but can I be a goofy goober?
@@jenluvjake I don't see why not lol
Yo, one of us
Pentecostal was on point. The speaking in tongue got me dying
Same
@@logical_linker8382 I learned about Pentecostal history when I studied Jim Jones 💀 & the Jonestown massacre 😬
@@SpongeBobSquarePantsNickJr imma have to search that up!
@@logical_linker8382 Pentecostals inspired the pop culture quote “Drinking The Cool-Aid” which came from Jonestown where its members poisoned themselves and 900+ church followers in the 1970s in Ghana. 🇬🇭
Yeah, I had some guy and this girl trying to preach speaking tongues with me at my university campus 😂
Was not expecting such a good depiction of Gnosticism lol
Yeah literally, even with abraxas and everything
I know next to nothing about gnostics. However, I liked that one a lot and I am interested in learning more about that religion.
@@fruit-bearingnationproduct1231
1Tim 6:20:
²⁰ O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of knowledge(gr. Gnosis) falsely so called:
I thought th Gnosticism one was hilarious, lots of flashbacks to an Early Christianity history course lol
@fruit-bearingnationproduct1231 TL;DR
-Platonism but as a cosmic horror story.
-Gnosis is basically spiritual Wokeness that only the spiritual elite are privy to which is why they're so dismissive and arrogant to us lowly psychics. Remember that Plato's ideal society is totalitarian rule by intellectuals.
-Reason and science are just as much tools of the demiurge as non-esoteric religions. You have to receive Gnosis via mystical experience (psychosis), which is why it doesn't stand up under scripture and reason.
-Esoteric means that all the answers are already inside you so you should look within to find the truth. Aka narcissism.
-The material world is completely evil so you should be ascetic. Unless they're a modern gnostic in which case they're extreme hedonists.
-Christianity says God wants to save everyone. Gnosticism says most people are hylics which are NPC fleshbags mindlessly following the demiurge's programming.
It's frankly astonishing that so many people take this spiritual elitist gobbledygook seriously.
I can't tell if the Catholic one was also in reference to the fact that Peter's name translates to rock
I wouldn't be surprised!
The Rock of the first century AD
I think it's about Peter being the rock on which Jesus will build His church and Rome being St. Peter's apostolic seat, and the popes being the successors of Peter. Though I remember hearing that about his name, but it makes sense given the role given to him by Jesus.
@@danshakuimo Rome was just the city where Peter and countless others were martyred. It's Babylon, the dragon that oppresses the world.
@Sorakeyblademaster37 Reading other early Christians, they didn't seem to think it was just a city. It was city reclaimed by God from the dragon.
10:54 for those who don’t know, Positive Christianity was the modified form of Christianity concocted by the Nazis
Yeah I figured the blurred out sign was a swastika
Its other sign is usually 4 stars, each pointing to 4 sides of the world.
Sign me up
This is a crass oversimplification. There’s a lot of misinformation surrounding this topic.
@@randomperson5817 W H A-
The Calvinist one is funny
yep, and also really sad.
And depicted perfectly!
Yea, it was hilarious
Unironically, are there Calvinists who take it on faith they are predestined to go to hell?
@@the11382so was a Calvinist before my deconversion, by Calvinist theology I was predestined to go to hell from before I was born, my time as a Christian basically did nothing.
🎶 Christ is coming tonight, tonight. Christ is coming tonight. Christ is coming tonight, tonight. Christ is coming tonight 🎶
I love that!
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@@_C_Dogg?
Been 8 days bro....
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The fact that this covers belief systems from some of the earliest post biblical days to the obscure to the modern is actually pretty impressive. Nice work.
I haven’t even heard of half of these before now.
“WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?”
This youtuber has done some serious research
Yeah, me too. This TH-camr did a lot of deep research into each denomination. I'm impressed by the quality of this video.
@@HopeFoxCreationsThere's no quality bruh. It's just a clever compilation of spongebob clips stapled together with different contexts. It's pretty cringe tbh
It’s because a lot of them towards the end aren’t even denominations, they’re heretics and cults
Yeah, as a Christian, this gets my "This checks out" stamp of approval.
As an Orthodox, that is pretty much our reaction to the filioque. And *massive* props for even knowing what the Old Believers are!
I would have preferred seeing the Old Believers freaking out about tiny little details, like Patrick yelling “you can’t change the rules!”
The part about the Patriarch and Pope Leo IX had me rolling! P.S. I'm a convert to Greek Orthodoxy.
I understood the filioque part but i didn't understand the rest.
Im a ortodox
I know Old Believers, or Old Ritualists, would make the sign of the Cross with two fingers as opposed to the three dictated by Patriarch Nikon. What else differentiates them from "New" believers?
Nah why is the non denominational one so accurate 😭
what's it mean?
@@fairess7438 I guess it means we listen to Christian rock a lot. Which we do as equal as we listen and do other things.
@@fairess7438 Cake & eat it types
@@fairess7438if you’ve ever been to a non denominational church, they tend to play Christian rock on stage during “worship” before services
It is spot on! Hey at least we rock to Christ! I'll see myself out now.
the Baptist one sent me lmao
We sure so love our Lord. Well, that's all Christians. But we sure do love our baptisms.
From a Southern Bpatist.
@@HaydenD1776 you baptize your people in either ketchup, or mustard??
@@BiggiecheeseAKAgod Lol... no
@@BiggiecheeseAKAgod no we just do baptism by immersion where a lot of other denominations don't. we also do believer's baptism as infant baptism isn't considered biblical because infants are incapable of understanding the significance. the result is baptisms are frequent as people come to christ and join the church.
Im baptist and pretty much the over the top version of it, but yes checks out
I’m a Roman Catholic and I’m happy with the scene you picked
Same, and same😂 it definitely made me smile
@@Witchcraftandstarlight same!
I have a question I didn’t understand it can someone explain😂😂 unless I’m dumber than Patrick
Peter is the rock @@Mk-eo3ss
Forgot Westboro Baptists Church... that would be the bar scene where they're talking about bubble blowing babies 😂
That'd just straight up be that scene from the first Kingsmen movie.
Wait, are they still around??
@@terrfomp92lol yes, a religious institution tends to last a while. They’re not known for being fads.
@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116
That is a bold statement. There have been so many denominations of major religions throughout history that never took off. Many of the denominations and religions featured in this video are effectively extinct in the modern day.
They should just be in jail....
0:00 as a Catholic this made me happy so much🥹
Upon this Rock I will build my Church
I was confused how it related to Catholics but is it because we’re emotional?😂
@@Mk-eo3ssAs Jesus is The angular rock in ALL things we do, Peter was the first rock put by Christ to construct his Church
Christ as fundament and Peter as the first brick (The 1st Pope or Bishop of Rome)
Amen, Matthew 16:18
@@miguelpaivabezerra34 disagree because even Peter says he's just a fellow elder, but this is not a platform for this haha the opening rock is accurate
4:46 Okay new theory: maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
RSF be like
The best one
This one was so accurate
Can someone explain this one to me?
@@TheNecroSodomizerjust a guess they helped as abolitionist during times of American slavery and secretly freed the slaves
The JW part made me laugh so hard talking about the angry disfellowed members
I'm Muslim, don't know why I'm here but peace to the Christians
God bless you
I’m Jewish. I got sent by the algorithm. I’m familiar with some of these thanks to a little dive into heretical movements.
Agnostic here, hope y'all are doing well
I’m an atheist, but regardless I found this intriguing. Good fortunes to the followers of Abraham and of more nuanced faiths!
Jesus loves you
Bro even got all the cults. This was hysterical
Someone's rage-baiting
What do you mean even? They're all cults
There's a difference?
@@molag-ballordofdomination2065lots of Christians (especially Catholics) absolutely hate other branches and just call them cults and stuff… It’s kind of insane. So happy I left Catholicism.
@@kyoshifrostwolf Depending on how devout certain sects are, most organized religions allow for flexibility in practices. Cults usually rely on “special wisdom” that can only be revealed by blindly devoting yourself to the cult leader or his disciples. Think Jonestown, the Unification Church, Heaven’s Gate, etc.. If it revolves around treating the living leader of said cult as flawless beings unable to make mistakes, ranging from convincing followers to basically become willing slaves (Buddhafield) to convincing them to commit actual terror acts (Aum Shinrikyo), then chances are that it’s a cult.
The Calvinst, Penecostal, Non-Denominational, JW, and ESPECIALLY progressive Christianity were my favorites 💀
As a catholic, this is how I see Martin Luther with his 95 Theses out side the Wittenberg Cathedral.
"Krusty krabs is unfair! Mr krabs is in their! Standing at the connection! Ploting his oppression!"
Thankfully the Protestants overturned the 800 year ban on reading and writing by the Catholic Church
@@user-qr6eb4jg9nthe Catholic Church never banned reading or writing bro 💀
@@Hedgehogz856 Yeah they did. Even kings were not allowed to read or write, and had a Catholic priest specifically assigned to them by the Church for the task.
@@user-qr6eb4jg9n any source on this being true?
@@Hedgehogz856 Yeah every book written or transcribed in Europe during the early and middle medieval period was written by a Catholic priest. Every text, down to the letters of monarchs, was written by a priest.
Obviously if you are not a complete dunce, you can deduce that reading and writing was a tightly guarded secret of the Church. And that they did not take it upon themselves to teach the populace. Instead opting to sequester themselves away in their secret and opulent libraries.
As someone who was forced to grow up at Jehovah’s Witness(I’m not one now)by the way that was just too perfect. You got everything perfect watchtower awake the disfellowship people spot on bro
I grew up as one, too. Not one now, however. I ended up being an athiest. The complete opposite of the jws. Lol.
@@zachgordon lol they’d hate you for that XD
@@slayerdearly that's true, lol.
As a non-denominational Christian, I can confirm this is accurate.💀
You're just Baptist
The Mormon bit is pretty funny. Definitely some of the kindest people out there and you for sure wanna invite them in your home just because they'll be rock steady friends for life.
Till they judge you constantly for your taste in music, movies, books, hobbies, etc. “I’m a Mormon, but I’m one that doesn’t go out of my way to vent all my moral beliefs and force it on others”
@SuperPrestogamer guess it depends. From what I've seen, there is a big different between culture and doctrine of their church. And usually Utah Mormons are less accepting than Mormons from anywhere else besides Utah.
@@IMMA-ICON36 in from utah…so I get that, it’s why I get frustrated with my own religion at times because the people within can be so unaccepting to new people joining or those who are uninterested in joining…I have no problem with preaching our religious beliefs and inviting others to join, but when someone makes it clear they are uninterested and our followers go on trying to bash it on them even when they have made it clear or those who are interested but are struggling with a certain sin and others judge them and start distancing themselves from those people making them feel hated and unwelcome that’s when I get really upset about it
@SuperPrestogamer Utah, I get that. I'm a member as well, but from SC. grew up in a small branch my whole life and served my mission in Utah, I'm still active, got married in the temple, and have a small family, and it always depends on the people. It's never fair to group anyone as good or bad because each person is different in everything. We all got mistakes and sins we are working through, so it's important to give grace as much as you can in this world.
As one who grew up on the California/Mexican border, you learn your faith quickly and defend it regularly, but our members were very accepting in a community that didn't care for us. Acceptance is less a religious problem and more a problem of whoever the dominant demographic is. But I lived in Utah for a time and left it due to high-priced homes and a lot of members that have embraced worldly indulgences. Didn't want to raise my daughter there. Eastern AZ has plenty of members, but they do much better with other faiths.
I’m a Methodist and I used to go to a Baptist church, and both of those were hilarious
Methodist aka church of woke
@@KingofSwing1 ugh, I hate this stereotype. Most methodist churches aren’t woke man. Most woke churches may call themselves Methodist but we do not accept them.
@@KingofSwing1real
@JM-wx5nm Depends on the congregation and church. Mine is a rather small traditional one in a small town and doesn't preach anything at all like I've been seeing online.
Besides, end of the day, denomination doesn't matter since we're all brothers and sisters in Christ :)
@@dudeinadoughboy4327 THANK you
Oh because Martin Luther was German.🤦♂️🤦♂️
He posted the 95 Theses on a church in Germany 🤷🏻♂️
@@bigharryyy03 Yeah I know that I’m Lutheran myself.
Many North Germanic cultures have a Lutheran religious background. The state Church of Iceland, for example, is Lutheran.
@@bigharryyy03Martin Luther was born in Germany (which was the Holy Roman Empire). He believed that salvation was a gift from god. The 95 theses were written with the same message.
@Casey_Bean17 Glad to help. I also above was trying to explain the difference so others could understand Lutheranism.
This is actually pretty theologically sound, I'm impressed
I know right! Theyre sooo good. Its incredible how they can get cerain nuances with spongebob memes XDDD
As a JW, ilI immediately knew what clip you were gonna use. Could see it from a mile away 🤣
Me too 😁😂
As an exJW I also knew that they were going to use that clip lol. I'm glad I studied church history and got out of that cult.
I’m a JW too, and that chocolate scene is ALWAYS me and my sister’s favorite episode/scene EVER!
@@GataBlanca87 You should look into Sam Shamounian, he has destroyed plenty of JWs in debates and proves to them how Jesus is God using even the erroneous NWT. God bless.
@@TruLuan Nah I’m good thank you 😊
Idk why, but I expected the Catholic one to be the scene where Patrick has Spongebob tied up in the basement and he's flogging him when he gets sick with the suds. XD
As an adventist, kinda true but instead of santa, it is Jesus's second coming
Yeah, I think that's the joke lol 😂
Wouldn't that be every denomination, though? At least non denominationals believe in the second coming too.
@professorventurer7697 Well, yeah, all denominations believe in the second coming of christ. The joke is that 7th day Adventists have notoriously been guilty of trying to predict the exact day it would happen. (I say this with no disrespect to you guys, though! Love you, brothers and sisters!)
@@historictruthlarson4910 ah
Yo get out of that cult
I love that many of these are just the country of origin portrayed by SpongeBob. Also your attention to history is really fun!
Edit: as an LDS member I died at the “normal squidward” joke
Exactly, I think its accurate, the RLDS one is accurate too.
They forgot the FLDS. I bring it up because I want to sow anarchy. And because it's funny to remind people that there are loonies out there that make the JW look tame.
This entire video was fire! I’m a Roman Catholic, but the Catholic, Baptist, and Non-denominational bits SENT ME.
Looks like the Catholicism part refers to Matthew 16:18 in which Jesus said, "And I tell you, you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my Church"
Which "Peter" comes from greek word "Πετρος", which means rock
Also Roman Catholic Church gained their apostolic succession from St. Peter in Rome
The part about Iglesia Ni Cristo and the Unification Church is very accurate.
Okay but the non-trinitarian bit was LETHAL, shit had me choking on laughs XD
As someone who grew up in a Pentecostal church I was curious to see which one you'd use. That's shockingly accurate
I love how you used the Redeemed Zoomer icons!
Yo we have the same pfp
Redeemed Zoomer is a pretty disgusting person, if you never knew
I noticed that too 😂😂😂
bro RZ is the best
@@Thenon-nestorian-baptist IDK, bro...
I am far from a religious person, but I will say this was pretty accurate. Particularly the scene poking fun at the Pentecostals. NGL though, the gibberish tongue stuff (in addition to the seizures and all that) is why I think of them as the most abnormal denomination.
Why is the Methodist one so accurate 😭😭 me being a left methodist myself, it was so accurate like bruh
I’m Methodist too
I don't get it what is the giving money away a reference to?
@@jtl-en4yx It is a reference to how we don't just teach about god, we help in the community in many ways.
As well as glorify sexual immorality
@@KingofSwing1 Not just glorify it, sanctify it!
as a lutheran, yes, this is accurate.
good video brother!
8:25 I'm a Jehovah's Witness and knew you'd use that scene 😂
Shouldve done the "Hi! How are ya?"
@@mrobertjohnstonnahh the chocolate scene fits better
Real
@@xtremeyoylecakeseriously tho, people are absolutely vicious 😂
And they didn't just go out in to the ministry, they specifically went to preach to a disfellowshipped member. Bringing the Watchtower and even an Awake! Article, lol.
The person making this video informed themselves enough to know about all the different beliefs and material that these denominations use.
As a Baptist, the scene with SpongeBob trying to get Gary in the tub is pretty relatable! If you are baptized in the name of Jesus Christ, you shall be saved!
faith/trust in the blood of Christ that was spilt for us 😊
Baptist? Baptismal Regeneration?? Being baptize in Jesus name???
I need to get baptised 😭
@KTheChristianArtist Amen
You must be baptized in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit! That is the requirement for legitimate baptism
Marcionism in the gnostic one had me rolling
I mean not entirely innacurate. There's still the separation of the OT and NT God.
I'm a latter-day saint and the Mormon bit was so accurate.
Why is this so accurate?😂 I am a Christian protestant btw
Im sorry
@@sunlight-sky151 atheists try not to be rude to religions challenge impossible:
@@olg7483
I am non-religious, yeah that was uncalled for.
@@danielflanard8274 fr
@@danielflanard8274 yep
God that first one was super clever right off the bat
6:20 that..... was simply perfect 😂
I never knew how far the branches of christianity can go...
Many of these are not truly Christian and diverge from truth
Some of the things mentioned are concepts that are shared between a few different denominations.
@@Southron-CiKmostly the Gnostics
Iconoclasm? Really?
@@Southron-CiK
Mormonism and Jehovah’s Witness being the two biggest examples of that
Never knew there were so many!
Yeah, me neither
Some of them are different versions of Christianity as oppose to denominations that believe the essentials of Christianity
There’s more than what was shown in the video. They number in the thousands.
You cab thank Protestantism for all this mess. Now everyone somehow can decide what Christianity is abd somehow still being correct.
In catholic countries we dont have all that bs
The Latter-day Saint one was kinda vague… and yet, as a Latter-day Saint myself, I kinda get it. Props!
As someone who grew up as a jehovah's witness, that scene was so accurate. They always are trying to especially get their former members to go back to their kingdom hall. It always comes back to their religion.
The accuracy of prosperity gospel Bruh, 😅
Mormonism is too accurate 😭
bro even has the south park pfp lol. (im lds and i gotta agree)
Disclaimer: Some of these are different religions th-cam.com/video/aUK1hnjfEbc/w-d-xo.htmlsi=8Zspdungm0X84ORO. Not just Mormons and JWs either
Which ones besides Mormons and the JW and maybe quakers or Anabaptists and seventh day adventists and progressive Christians and gnostism lmao there’s a lot on here
@@Summercamp1sland most of the ones you’ve never heard of
@@Padwarner4452 yeah I guess that makes sense
@@Summercamp1sland by the way quakers and seventh day Adventist probably do still believe the essentials of Christianity there just kind of on the fence. I don’t know much about anabaptists
And a couple there are cults.
My Orthodox mother and I definitely got some laughs watching this 😂 she confirmed quite a few of them being pretty accurate, not just the Orthodoxy part but a few others from experiencing relatives and acquaintances being within those denominations.
1:26 As a Czech historicist, I can confirm
I was hoping you included JW. I was also anticipating the usage of the chocolate scene. 😃 You delivered, GREAT WORK! 😄
As a JW myself
The chocolate scene is perfect 😂
@@xtremeyoylecake exactly. My PFP is at an assembly hall. I'm sure I'll meet you someday. "Just a little while longer." 😉
If you want another little chuckle: a channel named Vice Grip Garage has a video where he's attempting to revive an old Buick (I think a Riviera). He gives an update somewhere in the middle about how it's going. "Also not building oil pressure! She's (the engine is) knocking like a Jehovah's Witness." 🤣 I almost choked on my food I was eating when I first watched that video!
It was definitely one of the best Witness memes I've seen
Honestly fits so well 😂
I knew they'd use that one 😂
Imma mormon and i laughed my HEAD off from my portion of the vid😂😂😂😂
I can attest. Despite the history, you will see us smiling. Better to smile with what you DO have.
Lizard people talk
@@johnjohnbingbong ohhh i heard that one! You're thinking of the visitors series, or that other tv show, V. those are the lizard people you speak of. XD XD they seem nice! if you don't get on their bad side...like all lizards.
You should leave Mormonism though, as your salvation is in jeopardy. Become Catholic. God Bless
I'm a southern Baptist, and the hillbilly scene was spot on
As a non-denominational Christian, I see this as an absolute win 😂
The progressive Christian one was fucking hilarious
I’m a Pentecostal-Apostolic priest and the Pentecostal bit was hilarious 😂😂
As someone who’s essentially a non denominational, that’s dead accurate 😂
as a SDA, the SDA scene was absolutely priceless XD
^the sheer and total irony about it also being about 'veneration of the saints' (an Orthodox one at that) is also not lost on me.
...wha's good, Sabbatarian?
Same
4:20 This part of the video is SOUTHERN BAPTIST, and is also 420, which gives you the munchies, and there was barely any food involved. As a Southern Baptist, I am disappointed.
As a catholic that has plenty of SB family I love going to yalls post service lunches
You can't have fellowship without a couple casserole's
@@ADORATION_OFFICIAL I'm an Orthodox convert from Louisiana, so that's doubly funny to me!
@@drivingbritt9617 I'm not religious, but man it's tempting to go to church just to get good food. Maybe to learn how to be just a fair bit better in life too, since the Bible has some great lessons to learn. Just gotta ignore the...less agreeable parts that don't align with modern society.
@@Techno_Idioto I would argue that it's the less agreeable parts of modern society that don't align with the Bible, but whatever.
As a former Baptist that tub part was spot on 😂 as were everything else 👌👏
You got the RLDS church! Nice attention to detail
Heck yeah!
What's that supposed to mean?
As someone who is not a christian, and have never watched spongebob before, this was very informative
At 6:31, I'm most definitely a Seventh-Day Adventist!
Me too
@@burleyant274 The most famous Seventh-Day Adventist leader of the 19th Century was David Korresh who lead the anti-government gun stockpiling death cult in Waco TX in the 1990s. 😬
As a seventh day Adventist I can confirm I’m singing Christmas songs waiting for Jesus to come back
As a Catholic, the portrayal of us was very accurate!
I’m a Catholic too but I don’t get it is it because we’re emotional😂
@@Mk-eo3ss"You are Peter, and on this Rock I build my Church"
Thus, by Apostolic Tradition, as established by Emperor Constantine, the state Religion of Rome became Christianity, as headed by the Papacy. On the flag of the Vatican (🇻🇦) is the Kingdom Keys, which Christ allegedly (IE, symbolically, metaphorically, spiritually) gave to Saint Peter, and from whose line of Church Fathers goes, unbroken, to the current Pope(s).
Arius just screaming alone into the dark post 1st Ecumenical Council feels just...On point.
The calvinism is accurate 💀 2:26
We do not deserve gods grace...😢
@@Marko_184 we don't deserve it. But he gives us grace anyway. What a good God we serve ❤️
@@purpleguy-bu5fe Calvinists think it terms of who deserves what and that's a flawed concept.
@@EmptyMan000 ok, I'm not going to say if Calvinism is right or wrong...but objectively Calvinism believes we all deserve hell But God give grace to some ( the elect/chosen) regardless of if they disserve it or not, that's what grace is giving mercy even when someone doesn't deserve it ( so it's not really about who deserves what )
According to Calvinism, I've been a *_bad boy~_*
(Good thing God loves me)
As a Gnostic, I must say that was surprisingly accurate. And thank you for remembering that we exist.
This whole reel is hilarious. I laughed way too hard 🤣 Thank you!
I appreciate that the Redeemed Zoomer icons are becoming more widely used.
They're alright symbols, just a shame RZ is such a stinker
@@VelociraptorAnimationssubbed to him a while back, but i've only watched like 1 video - what's up with him?
@harpywarpyowo the "all atheist arguments debunked" video is great if you're looking for some laughs and how not to reply to an argument.
@@VelociraptorAnimations Check out his debate with Jay Dyer if you haven't, it just shows how incoherent and poorly thought out a lot of his positions really are.
@@VelociraptorAnimationsWhat does he say?
1:49 By “Mr Krabs,” he means the Pope!
As someone who researches religious history and is Roman Catholic this was really funny to watch. I hope you do ones with other religions that are Christianity.
As a non denominational, we in fact like to worship and sing💪🏽
You're a baptist
And are in fact, goofy
I am equally impressed and awed by the immense knowledge of religious history and the immense knowledge of SpongeBob episodes to get the best matches!😮
This video has been brought to you by Martin Luther
^Nailed it
I came of age in a Pentecostal church and died laughing at the depiction. I also spent my fair share with evangelicals and non-denominational churches and it all applies perfectly.
The Baptist, Mormon and Pentecostalism had me crying 🤣🤣🤣
unrelated but as a latter day saint i had to get dunked 4 times before i got baptised
@@daydeer9912 wow why’s that?
Lol, the Mormons always remind me of normal fish from spongebob
Thanks for including the gnostics ! It was among the best representations
as a southern baptist, i can confirm, both baptists are accurate
Hi, LDS (Mormon) here, and yes, showing courtesy and pleasantries to everyone is kinda how we do things. It helps dissolve hostility with when you're a missionary in a foreign country as well 😊
Getting rid of the anti-blackness is helping too.
The non-denominational was the best one 😂😂
Im surprised at how accurate this is. I especially like the inclusion of liberation theology!
I honestly wished I was Calvinist for a moment just so I could appreciate that joke more. Probably the best fitting SpongeBob clip for any of the denominations, (the Catholic one was a close second).
Pero bien se sabe que la iglesia católica la fundó Jesus
I didn't choose the Calvinist Thug Life;
He elected _me,_ unconditionally~
I knew what you were going to put for Mormons before I even watched the video.
The protestant one was so accurate.
This was amazing! I wish you had included; The Christian Community (Anthroposophy). But very knowledgeable
I’m a youth pastor and Baptist and Pentecostal is so accurate 😭🤣
I was baptized as a Pentecostal and totally loved the "Camp Meeting"! WOO HOO!!!
LET'S GET SOME HOLY GHOST FIRE HAPPENING!!!
These are scarily accurate. 😂 And as someone who's had some nasty run-ins with modern day Adamites "Christian naturists/nudists" I died laughing at 7:53
The baptist one killed me legit in tears laughing.