"You technically only have 2 minutes to live, but every time you inhale oxygen, it resets the timer." My grandpa took his last breathe before a second of dying. I WAS SCAMMED.
The sentence "you only have 2 minutes to live, but when you inhale oxygen it resets the timer" is the definition of anxiety Edit: thanks for 100 likes i’ve never gotten that many
@@wobblebs87it probably depends on the person, lung capacity varies. Average capacity is anywhere from 30 seconds to 2 minutes for holding your breath. But holding your breath is different than dying lol, usually after holding your breath for a while you’ll pass out and then resume breathing (unless you’re underwater or suffocating).
Helen: everyone’s special in their own way Dash: also known as no one is Me: wait a minute if everyone is special, that technically meant we’re not special
when 'space' is in the dictionary and it's copyrighted: "What?NoWayTheSpaceButtonIsCopyrighted?!" turns out it was 'outer space' and it wasn't copyrighted "Ok, that's much better"
Me: Why does my heart hurt so much! WHY CAN'T I CALM DOWN! Also Me: **eats salty food, never drinks water, doesn't go outside, never workouts, just stays in bed watching meme videos**
Technically the truth: *Put a butterfly on a knife, it becomes a butterfly knife* *Put butter on a knife, it becomes a butter knife* *Put a knife in a kitchen, it becomes a kitchen knife* *Put a knife in your pocket, it becomes a pocket knife*
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“So why should we hire you?”
“Because you’re hiring?”
“You’re hired.”
you forgot the part where they interview and check if you own a degree
@@keytester2733 “oh that doesn’t matter. If you’re smart you’re hired”
Lol
"If you are me you automatically get hired"
Wait what!?
@@simon2cool4u u just got hired
just imagine if Nintendo owned the dictionary, we would only be able to say " "
@@kalpanajha3737 cuz copyright
Ikr
“ “
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4:04 make me remember of something:
Bread: Healthy
Meat/Chicken: Healthy
Lettuce: Healthy
Cheese: Healthy
Onions: Healthy
Tomato: Healthy
Burger: Not Healthy
bc chicken is fried
Veg burger?
@@noobysanwichnot al
….WAIT WHAT
WAIT
HUH
HUH
B B B B BUT
💀💀💀
😮
9:24 he technically got all the answers right
"Where do you live?"
"At my house"
“What happened after 1918”
“1919” (edit I misspelled happened)
Actually Napoleon didn't die in battle. He died in exile on St. Helena.
@@TheBlueMarbleNationalist the question is too wrong for the student to answer right
yep
“Where do you live?”
“With my parents.”
“Where do your parents live?”
“With me.”😂
“Where do you all live?”
“Together.”😅😂❤
This is stupid
Where is your house
@@Od1nM with us
@@Od1nM In my neighborhood
Bruh it says "where" no with who do you live. 🤦
1:29 spiders are the only web developers in the world that like finding bugs
0:00 It's 6 minutes to live but breathing resets the timer
Seriously man
"its fine he's just a web developer"
got me laughing
3:16 i showed my dad this and he started bursting out laughing!🤣
2:32
this is GENIUS
Once you’ve read an alphabet book everything else is just a string of remixes
Every book you read is just a remix of the dictionary.
ALPHABET BOOK
No, no, he’s got a point.
He’s out of line but he’s right
school isn’t about learning, it’s about grades.
lol
Well, your not wrong.
So true.
its about..... making people hate their life
Idk at your school and your learning capabilities but i sure probably did learn a lot, maybe it's just your schoolಠ‿ಠ
Fact: Napoleon didn’t die in a battle, he died in exile on St. Helena
Who?
@@awesomethingshappen Napoleon
@@IsaaacWithThreeA yeah I learned that, last battle is battle of waterloo
:0
No actually he was not captured at waterloo
"you technically have 3 minutes to live but ever-"
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP I WANT TO BE DESCONCENTRATED OF BREATHIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
What the heck
@@wObBlE73 if you think about breathing you start manually breathing
@@izaansalam6418 ok but like why are you randomly telling me that?
@@wObBlE73 because uhh... the... when the... DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON 🤓🤓🅱️😳🏴🙆💁🟦🇧🇩🙋😭😭🙅🥲🙋😓😳🔘🏴🟥
"You technically only have 2 minutes to live, but every time you inhale oxygen, it resets the timer."
My grandpa took his last breathe before a second of dying. I WAS SCAMMED.
9:51 A better joke for that is "If you freeze a hot dog it's now a chilly dog"
a better way to write that comment is "9:51 missed oppurtunity for chilly dog"
3:37 the guy who made it have heart=stone
The sentence "you only have 2 minutes to live, but when you inhale oxygen it resets the timer" is the definition of anxiety
Edit: thanks for 100 likes i’ve never gotten that many
technically you can live 3 min not 2
@@wobblebs87it probably depends on the person, lung capacity varies. Average capacity is anywhere from 30 seconds to 2 minutes for holding your breath. But holding your breath is different than dying lol, usually after holding your breath for a while you’ll pass out and then resume breathing (unless you’re underwater or suffocating).
*me holding my breath under water for 3 and a half minutes*: Am I a joke to you?
I wanna try it :D
I also have anxiety but Im brave enough :D
you just keep breathing lol
These memes are amazing I'm subscribing rn
legend
4:59 that was dark
I legit started crying laughing from the pink Panter one-
I knew it sounded familiar but i didn't know what It was 💀
The implications of the 18 y.o. adopting a 17 y.o. are massive. The chain reaction would go nuts really quickly
Congrats on 100k subs!!! Okay seriously how does he go from 90k the 10k in a day perfect channel
UwU
@@coolpoolbymatthew I translated it said wow
@@sunshine351 UwU true
@@lillyalderson9168 lol didn't work for u
@@lillyalderson9168 ah shit The cringe uwu again
5:08 a Christian’s nightmare
True
I’m half Christian half nothing and it isn’t my nightmare :/ 🤷♂️
2:38 Which is why I still sleep with stuffed animals, nightlights, and sleeping music despite being 18 years old.
That’s adorable
@@Chara3690 Aww thank you.
Im 15 and its the same for me
I have a small stuffed Dalmatian i sleep with and have a nightlight with me every night
@@Eeveeismypatronas You’re welcome❤️
0:18 thats how question paper sets were invented 😂😭
6:01 What is the most pointless thing that actually exists?
-Circles
Artists:…..
I'd say pinky toes
What if we cut the pinky toe
the most useless thing that exists is
lies
people who are called lies :
Well yes, but actually no.
the very pointless useless thing is math
1:00 BRO WHAT THE HECK
I mean its the same thing
@@BruhBot-jp8ev makes sense
It is the same thing when you think about it.
Motherf**ker
Same as dad
we are just a bacteria on the planet
slowly eating away
9:38 technically the truth, 9 in roman is IX
4:12
POV: number two has actually happened to you
Yes my dog actually ate my homework in 4th grade 😂😂😂
I LOVE YOUR ALL OF YOUR VIDEOS SO MUCH!!!😃🤣🤣 IT MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I CAN'T EVEN BREATHE 🤣 😂
POV: you go outside in a very hot summer day to dry up your sweat
Technically the truth
?
Forget it, In my country during summer it can reach up to 50 celsius.
Me: who are you?
2: Me two!
3:Me three!
4:Me four!
The spider is under control 🤣
Yes
Helen: everyone’s special in their own way
Dash: also known as no one is
Me: wait a minute if everyone is special, that technically meant we’re not special
2:52 if life is a story I am just a filler character
lol
Other people are the DLC
6:49 got me
The Pink Panther Theme 0:33
9:09 That one is wrong the awnser is "none"
His last one was the battle of waterloo where he ended up exiled
1:30 he has to many bugs in his web 🤣
😂😂😂
true
XD
9:29 the answer to second question might be wrong actually, they could have signed at the top
6:25 me and shikamaru:EXACTLY
5:08 💀💀💀the demons have been summoned💀💀💀
4:35 No, The person doesn't expire is just the lung that expires
If both expire you expire
*both lungs
@@yourfellowscratchjrenthusiastyou can edit your comment
@@amicos9058 i know
@@amicos9058 dont mind if im like everywhere on some vids it's bcs im very intrested in them
If Bizzlightyear got into a space shuttle it would still only be able to fall in style
i think that the meme about the pointless circle should have that template that says : no,no.he's got a point
I was scrolling through comments while seeing the vid and as soon as i saw this the circle part came lol
3:35 this got me rolling to andromeda galaxy 💀💀💀💀
3:06 I HAVE THAT EXACT EVOLVED GAMING CHAIR
Technically the national anthem is country music until we meet again😂😂
3:17 nah the beer was the one getting drunk
since the man was drinking it
the person also gets drunk after the beer is drunk
This is my bucket list
-Bucket
-Bucket
-Bucket
-Bucket
2:31 made me rethink all my life’s questions 😶
A person survived 24 minutes under water EDIT never mind he took a deep breath
7:27 but there is a one
In 10! [1]0!
But not a 1 in a solo card.
4:17 it's sooo relatable especially on TH-cam
That to-do list actually could turn into something
girl: Hi, I think you're cute
me: No I'm Ethan
girl: What?
me: Thanks
🗣
5:42 I'm sorry, but moon is having a dead human on it
The moon is a moon not a planet.
@@oboo1225 Yeah
National Anthems are considered country music
😮
Good point
Me questioning my existence when I found out that we actually have 2 minutes to live but when we breathe it resets the timer
6:07 you're not, circles have every dot existing (infinite dots.
3:32 this got me 😂😂😂
at 1:10 feel like in that episode of pokemon ash was having an existensial life crisis or something i don't know i don't remember
i have the same thing ash has
@@mariavictoriaantipolo1994 ha
Six without the S is actually nine, SIX- S= IX, and IX are Roman numerals for nine, so yeah.
5:19 favorite part
Bah
Thank you now I can't sleep
7:51 that’s the opposite of what I want😂
When you say "im dying out of laughter" and then you laugh so much that dont have time to breath and actually die
10:20 I confirm that most people here are italians
The bedroom part kept me up all night
0:45 Unless you were playing Halo 2 online back in the day. Then, of course, everyone was "hacking" aka modding.
8:44 genius
3:29 OMG I DID NOT EXPECTED FOR IT TO BE A POLAND BUT I AM FROM POLAND TOO
sheesh
when 'space' is in the dictionary and it's copyrighted:
"What?NoWayTheSpaceButtonIsCopyrighted?!"
turns out it was 'outer space' and it wasn't copyrighted
"Ok, that's much better"
1:04 you would have more bed and less room.
1:09 Ash is even confused, poor 11 year old
7:40 Will make me die of laughing
😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Man this comment is literally meme 4:18
It was shown 1 reply but there was nothing.
„ i threw up in the toilet” got me 😂😂
Facts: You are actually the main character on your own life 🙂
Great vid loved all of it
8:43 just make plus minus and place it to 5 and make an 9
Or you can make it a negative 2
@@OHTIJ yea
Kid:I ate my veg
Me:show ur lunch box
Kid:WTF
2:48 what's that qr code?
3:29 lonely star
8:18 Why is the answer for why just to replace the “w” with a “t”?
Because “thy” is “why” with a T and “thy” isn’t a word.
I had a stroke
@easttur19auttp thy is a word??
I didn’t breath for 2.000000000000001 minutes yet I’m still alive
9:53 it's a chilli dog
😂
No chilli dogs are when you put a chilli pepper on the hot dog
Me: Why does my heart hurt so much! WHY CAN'T I CALM DOWN!
Also Me: **eats salty food, never drinks water, doesn't go outside, never workouts, just stays in bed watching meme videos**
6:38 i dont think many people get this one, in that case u see urself only in a mirror so u think u look mirrored
You only have two minutes to live,but breathing resets the timer
That guy who's timer is at -200000:
"Weak"
Technically the truth:
*Put a butterfly on a knife, it becomes a butterfly knife*
*Put butter on a knife, it becomes a butter knife*
*Put a knife in a kitchen, it becomes a kitchen knife*
*Put a knife in your pocket, it becomes a pocket knife*
Idk why “READ NOOB, READ!” Makes me laugh😂
What a second if firefighters are called firefighters but kill flames shouldn't they be called flame-murders?
HE HAS A POINT
3:06 dopest gaming chair in existence. The one on the right’s pretty good too
4:18 this is literally what I have been through
Lmao
same
Same except dog ate my homework
I don't remember posting this ☠️☠️☠️
“Before we start the interview what’s ur name?”
“My name Is Hired”
“Ur name is Hired?”
“Thank u for hiring me!”
0:50 got me
0:59 "same thing" got me 💀
Technically if you say “ day is safer then night “ than it isn’t cause you aren’t expecting anything bad 😮
Technically false, because unless you're not sleeping at night, day is still safer.
@@danielyuan9862 yes , but what if you are not sleeping
*then
@@raysye4775 funny thing is that ur wrong 😐