The sentence "you only have 2 minutes to live, but when you inhale oxygen it resets the timer" is the definition of anxiety Edit: thanks for 100 likes i’ve never gotten that many
@@wobblebs87it probably depends on the person, lung capacity varies. Average capacity is anywhere from 30 seconds to 2 minutes for holding your breath. But holding your breath is different than dying lol, usually after holding your breath for a while you’ll pass out and then resume breathing (unless you’re underwater or suffocating).
"You technically only have 2 minutes to live, but every time you inhale oxygen, it resets the timer." My grandpa took his last breathe before a second of dying. I WAS SCAMMED.
Helen: everyone’s special in their own way Dash: also known as no one is Me: wait a minute if everyone is special, that technically meant we’re not special
2:44 Did anyone notice the QR code here? (left, down the corner of the screen) Also, can someone say what the QR code says? (or link the website if it's leading a website)
when 'space' is in the dictionary and it's copyrighted: "What?NoWayTheSpaceButtonIsCopyrighted?!" turns out it was 'outer space' and it wasn't copyrighted "Ok, that's much better"
4:36 That is a wild response from Google. It reminds me of a poster my highschool gym teacher had that showed several animals with cigarettes with a caption that said "It looks just as stupid when you do it."
“So why should we hire you?”
“Because you’re hiring?”
“You’re hired.”
you forgot the part where they interview and check if you own a degree
@@keytester2733 “oh that doesn’t matter. If you’re smart you’re hired”
Lol
"If you are me you automatically get hired"
Wait what!?
@@simon2cool4u u just got hired
just imagine if Nintendo owned the dictionary, we would only be able to say " "
@@kalpanajha3737 cuz copyright
Ikr
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9:24 he technically got all the answers right
"Where do you live?"
"At my house"
“What happened after 1918”
“1919” (edit I misspelled happened)
Actually Napoleon didn't die in battle. He died in exile on St. Helena.
@@TheBlueMarbleNationalist the question is too wrong for the student to answer right
yep
1:29 spiders are the only web developers in the world that like finding bugs
cool fact!
4:04 make me remember of something:
Bread: Healthy
Meat/Chicken: Healthy
Lettuce: Healthy
Cheese: Healthy
Onions: Healthy
Tomato: Healthy
Burger: Not Healthy
bc chicken is fried
Veg burger?
@@noobysanwichnot al
….WAIT WHAT
WAIT
HUH
HUH
B B B B BUT
💀💀💀
😮
4:59 that was dark
“Where do you live?”
“With my parents.”
“Where do your parents live?”
“With me.”😂
“Where do you all live?”
“Together.”😅😂❤
This is stupid
Where is your house
@@Od1nM with us
@@Od1nM In my neighborhood
Bruh it says "where" no with who do you live. 🤦
2:32
this is GENIUS
5:08 💀💀💀the demons have been summoned💀💀💀
6:01 What is the most pointless thing that actually exists?
-Circles
Artists:…..
I'd say pinky toes
What if we cut the pinky toe
the most useless thing that exists is
lies
people who are called lies :
Well yes, but actually no.
the very pointless useless thing is math
school isn’t about learning, it’s about grades.
lol
Well, your not wrong.
So true.
its about..... making people hate their life
Idk at your school and your learning capabilities but i sure probably did learn a lot, maybe it's just your schoolಠ‿ಠ
0:00 It's 6 minutes to live but breathing resets the timer
Seriously man
Once you’ve read an alphabet book everything else is just a string of remixes
Every book you read is just a remix of the dictionary.
ALPHABET BOOK
No, no, he’s got a point.
He’s out of line but he’s right
True technically
9:51 A better joke for that is "If you freeze a hot dog it's now a chilly dog"
a better way to write that comment is "9:51 missed oppurtunity for chilly dog"
5:08 a Christian’s nightmare
True
I’m half Christian half nothing and it isn’t my nightmare :/ 🤷♂️
3:16 i showed my dad this and he started bursting out laughing!🤣
Congrats on 100k subs!!! Okay seriously how does he go from 90k the 10k in a day perfect channel
UwU
@@coolpoolbymatthew I translated it said wow
@@sunshine351 UwU true
@@lillyalderson9168 lol didn't work for u
@@lillyalderson9168 ah shit The cringe uwu again
"you technically have 3 minutes to live but ever-"
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP I WANT TO BE DESCONCENTRATED OF BREATHIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
What the heck
@@wObBlE73 if you think about breathing you start manually breathing
@@izaansalam6418 ok but like why are you randomly telling me that?
@@wObBlE73 because uhh... the... when the... DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON 🤓🤓🅱️😳🏴🙆💁🟦🇧🇩🙋😭😭🙅🥲🙋😓😳🔘🏴🟥
"its fine he's just a web developer"
got me laughing
Fact: Napoleon didn’t die in a battle, he died in exile on St. Helena
Who?
@@awesomethingshappen Napoleon
@@IsaaacWithThreeA yeah I learned that, last battle is battle of waterloo
:0
No actually he was not captured at waterloo
These memes are amazing I'm subscribing rn
legend
2:01 okay who tf has ordered a girlfriend
1:00 BRO WHAT THE HECK
I mean its the same thing
@@BruhBot-jp8ev makes sense
It is the same thing when you think about it.
Motherf**ker
Same as dad
3:37 the guy who made it have heart=stone
The sentence "you only have 2 minutes to live, but when you inhale oxygen it resets the timer" is the definition of anxiety
Edit: thanks for 100 likes i’ve never gotten that many
technically you can live 3 min not 2
@@wobblebs87it probably depends on the person, lung capacity varies. Average capacity is anywhere from 30 seconds to 2 minutes for holding your breath. But holding your breath is different than dying lol, usually after holding your breath for a while you’ll pass out and then resume breathing (unless you’re underwater or suffocating).
*me holding my breath under water for 3 and a half minutes*: Am I a joke to you?
I wanna try it :D
I also have anxiety but Im brave enough :D
you just keep breathing lol
2:38 Which is why I still sleep with stuffed animals, nightlights, and sleeping music despite being 18 years old.
That’s adorable
@@Chara3690 Aww thank you.
Im 15 and its the same for me
I have a small stuffed Dalmatian i sleep with and have a nightlight with me every night
@@Eeveeismypatronas You’re welcome❤️
"You technically only have 2 minutes to live, but every time you inhale oxygen, it resets the timer."
My grandpa took his last breathe before a second of dying. I WAS SCAMMED.
I legit started crying laughing from the pink Panter one-
I knew it sounded familiar but i didn't know what It was 💀
6:07 you're not, circles have every dot existing (infinite dots.
8:18 Why is the answer for why just to replace the “w” with a “t”?
Because “thy” is “why” with a T and “thy” isn’t a word.
I had a stroke
@easttur19auttp thy is a word??
1:30 he has to many bugs in his web 🤣
😂😂😂
true
XD
0:18 thats how question paper sets were invented 😂😭
4:17 it's sooo relatable especially on TH-cam
7:27 but there is a one
In 10! [1]0!
But not a 1 in a solo card.
4:12
POV: number two has actually happened to you
Yes my dog actually ate my homework in 4th grade 😂😂😂
9:29 the answer to second question might be wrong actually, they could have signed at the top
The implications of the 18 y.o. adopting a 17 y.o. are massive. The chain reaction would go nuts really quickly
9:38 technically the truth, 9 in roman is IX
9:09 That one is wrong the awnser is "none"
His last one was the battle of waterloo where he ended up exiled
2:48 what's that qr code?
5:01 No, No, The Student Has Really Got The Biggest Point Ever There.
at 1:10 feel like in that episode of pokemon ash was having an existensial life crisis or something i don't know i don't remember
i have the same thing ash has
@@mariavictoriaantipolo1994 ha
8:44 genius
6:49 got me
If Bizzlightyear got into a space shuttle it would still only be able to fall in style
6:25 me and shikamaru:EXACTLY
4:35 No, The person doesn't expire is just the lung that expires
If both expire you expire
*both lungs
@@yourfellowscratchjrenthusiastyou can edit your comment
@@amicos9058 i know
@@amicos9058 dont mind if im like everywhere on some vids it's bcs im very intrested in them
5:42 I'm sorry, but moon is having a dead human on it
The moon is a moon not a planet.
@@oboo1225 Yeah
Six without the S is actually nine, SIX- S= IX, and IX are Roman numerals for nine, so yeah.
2:52 if life is a story I am just a filler character
lol
Other people are the DLC
The Pink Panther Theme 0:33
I LOVE YOUR ALL OF YOUR VIDEOS SO MUCH!!!😃🤣🤣 IT MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I CAN'T EVEN BREATHE 🤣 😂
3:35 this got me rolling to andromeda galaxy 💀💀💀💀
0:45 Unless you were playing Halo 2 online back in the day. Then, of course, everyone was "hacking" aka modding.
3:29 lonely star
0:00 - Bruv, what if you hold your breath for more than 2 minutes? I done that once. I lived.
3:17 nah the beer was the one getting drunk
since the man was drinking it
the person also gets drunk after the beer is drunk
Me: who are you?
2: Me two!
3:Me three!
4:Me four!
2:31 made me rethink all my life’s questions 😶
3:32 this got me 😂😂😂
8:43 just make plus minus and place it to 5 and make an 9
Or you can make it a negative 2
@@OHTIJ yea
girl: Hi, I think you're cute
me: No I'm Ethan
girl: What?
me: Thanks
🗣
What a second if firefighters are called firefighters but kill flames shouldn't they be called flame-murders?
HE HAS A POINT
1:09 Ash is even confused, poor 11 year old
6:38 i dont think many people get this one, in that case u see urself only in a mirror so u think u look mirrored
Great vid loved all of it
7:51 that’s the opposite of what I want😂
8:05
Please give me the template!
Helen: everyone’s special in their own way
Dash: also known as no one is
Me: wait a minute if everyone is special, that technically meant we’re not special
0:59 "same thing" got me 💀
3:06 I HAVE THAT EXACT EVOLVED GAMING CHAIR
2:44 Did anyone notice the QR code here? (left, down the corner of the screen)
Also, can someone say what the QR code says? (or link the website if it's leading a website)
i think that the meme about the pointless circle should have that template that says : no,no.he's got a point
I was scrolling through comments while seeing the vid and as soon as i saw this the circle part came lol
What is the QR code at 2:50
7:40 Will make me die of laughing
😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Man this comment is literally meme 4:18
It was shown 1 reply but there was nothing.
The spider is under control 🤣
Yes
POV: you go outside in a very hot summer day to dry up your sweat
Technically the truth
?
Forget it, In my country during summer it can reach up to 50 celsius.
5:19 favorite part
Bah
1:04 you would have more bed and less room.
0:50 got me
8:23 why are you making a meme of my country-
Its somebody else who did it
when 'space' is in the dictionary and it's copyrighted:
"What?NoWayTheSpaceButtonIsCopyrighted?!"
turns out it was 'outer space' and it wasn't copyrighted
"Ok, that's much better"
10:20 I confirm that most people here are italians
Me questioning my existence when I found out that we actually have 2 minutes to live but when we breathe it resets the timer
we are just a bacteria on the planet
slowly eating away
When you say "im dying out of laughter" and then you laugh so much that dont have time to breath and actually die
7:11 stand which? or stand witch 🧙♀️
The time of it is 7 :11, coincidence!
@@francisangelopantalla4177 no its not
3:29 OMG I DID NOT EXPECTED FOR IT TO BE A POLAND BUT I AM FROM POLAND TOO
sheesh
9:53 it's a chilli dog
😂
No chilli dogs are when you put a chilli pepper on the hot dog
7:27 but the 10 has a 1 though
That to-do list actually could turn into something
2:46 anyone else see the qr code
8:40 or move the vertical line in the plus (+) and move it to close the top gap of the 5
Or one could move the vertical match in the "plus" sign to make the equation read, "5 - 7 = -2".
4:36 That is a wild response from Google. It reminds me of a poster my highschool gym teacher had that showed several animals with cigarettes with a caption that said "It looks just as stupid when you do it."
0:02 it’s actually 6 minutes not 2 minutes
i think in two minutes you will stop breathing and die
🤓
@@IsThatJed 🤡
or how long you can hold your breath
@@IsThatJed bro you play minecraft shut the fuck up kid.
4:18 this is literally what I have been through
Lmao
same
Same except dog ate my homework
I don't remember posting this ☠️☠️☠️
2:36 actually, you are scared of being alone of the dark because of being scared of being alone with a stranger in the dark
I don't get the meme at 5:30
0:57 WE GETTIN' DIRTY MINDED WITH THIS ONE!! 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
8:06 WE GETTIN' RACIST WITH THIS ONE!! 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
5:56 no, he got a point