My math teacher is always like “UnPacK YouR StuFf, I HaVen’T tOLd yOu To PaCk up YeT.” 2 seconds later: “PaCk uP YoUr sTufF ThE BeLL iS gOnNa RiNg iN A MinUtE.”
And if you don’t give someone they SUDDENLY turn into your enemy. And they bring it up after so long like “REMEMBER THE TIME YOU DIDNT GIVE ME THE GUM?”
Me to teacher : why we go to school? Teacher : to learn math Me: we have calculator Teacher: history Me : Let the past be the past Teacher : geography Me : we have globe Teacher : Spanish Me : 3 words ' dora the explorer ' Teacher : English Me : TH-cam
Kid: "nurse i broke my nose" Nurse: "heres an ice pack" Kid: "im dying" Nurse: "heres an ice pack!" Kid: "I fell off a cliff Godzilla stepped on me saitama punched me i got possessed by a demon i stubbed my toe and hit my funny bone" Nurse: "HERES AN ICE PACK!"
Geometry dash reference (the one where guy in the white shirt screaming on the meme about where what the maths teacher teaches was finally actually used in real life is Npesta who is one of the best players and that gif of him is his reaction to beating Kenos which was at the time I think the second hardest level)!!!🔥🍷🗿🔥
3:09 I actually did the math here, the answer depends on in which way you think a pizza is divided, in this case, each pizza would be divided by 3. I will show 3 Possible ways to get the answer. Easy Thinking: If you simplify 4/8 you will get one half, same with 5/10 so the only possible answer is D because by simply looking by it you can tell there is more than a half. Kinda nerd answer:As said before, it is way more than one half, but how much in fractions? Well, if one single pizza is divided by 3, then the final part (uneaten) would be 1/3, so the eaten portion would be 2/3. But dont worry, it may confuse you, lets pretend the entire pizza circle is 6/6, then, the entire half would be 3/6 and if we count the uneaten part it would be 4/6 due to 2/6 (2 parts of pizza not eaten in one half) that is left. NERD ANSWER: We have the fractions part, but how about the percentage? Well, 4/6 is higher than 50%, and 1/6 is equal to 16.6%, Making the final answer 66.6%. Feel free to correct me because i didint double check the methods i used for the math, anyways bye.
0:06 reminds me of when I was in 5th grade during a test, I literally wrote “it’s hard to [__] a sentence with the word “[__]”” (I put blanks cuz I forgot what were the words, but u get the idea)
Teacher when a kid interrupts the principal during the assembly to tell him about all the problems at school that need to be addressed ASAP:🎶you better show some respect🎶
Me: opens a bag of chips. The class: give me give me give me! Me: NO! The class: (starts chasing me after i said no) Me: 😱🏃♂️ The class: 🏃♂️🏃♀️🏃♂️🏃♀️🏃♂️🏃♀️🏃♂️🏃♀️
The fact that this is day 87 of asking for Undertale/Deltarune memes fills you with DETERMINATION. The power of the sentence above shines within you. (We've officially came to the mark of the sonic guy)
5yo me: nurse i fell from the stairs and my head is bleeding nurse: have an ice bag! 7yo susane: nurse i think zach is possesed nurse: here give him the ice bag!!!
When I was in year 2,3 and 4 every day in winter my teacher would give us hot porridge and hot chocolates in the mornings . Man I miss Sophie😭 she was like another mum to me
Teacher: alright who wants to present now? *my partner raising their hand* *me giving them a death glare because I didn’t want to present* *my other friends in the same group trying to hide as quick as possible and praying that the teacher did saw that one kid*
Here (its irl): Tyler/classmate: Mr. Bamba, can I use the bathroom? Teacher/Mr. Bamba: I dont know, can you? Tyler: May I? Mr. Bamba: May you: Me: ask, "Should i?" Tyler: Should I? Mr. Bamba: Should you? Tyler: please Mr bamba: go.
The "I dOn'T kNow, CaN yOu?" is so real
Yes
My teacher said that once.
Like. Give me yes or no and HOW am I supposed to know if i can if you don’t answer my question???
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know, CAN you?
Me: Yes I can. (Goes to the bathroom)
Teacher: holy moly
no start peeing in front of the teacher
@@Gluten_FromDaddysWOrld no start pooping at the chair if you don't go to bathroom
No just pee on the teacher
😂😂😂😂
me: can you survive this meteor combination?
Yes
My math teacher is always like “UnPacK YouR StuFf, I HaVen’T tOLd yOu To PaCk up YeT.”
2 seconds later: “PaCk uP YoUr sTufF ThE BeLL iS gOnNa RiNg iN A MinUtE.”
Same😂😂😂😂
@@howcanyou9151 lol do we go to the same school
Every teacher
Soo TRUR
I have to be every teacher there
Teacher:why didn't go to the bathroom during lunch?
Me: because I didn't need to use the bathroom at lunch
Teacher:well did you try?
@@hollylovesbobaYes
@@beanbags37282 OKAY THEN WHY DO U NEED TO GO NOW HMMM????
@@hollylovesboba cuz i need to pee or else my bladder will explode
@ well womp womp hold it in
Bro why are you spying on me 💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️
:l
Who???
Yeah me to
Who
Dumbas
Me: *opens a pack of gum* wait, why do I hear the Seek chase music playing?
The entire school: *starts chasing me for a piece*
lol fr😂😂😂😂
And if you don’t give someone they SUDDENLY turn into your enemy. And they bring it up after so long like “REMEMBER THE TIME YOU DIDNT GIVE ME THE GUM?”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🥲
why the doors referance?
"Copy these notes very carefully."
Two seconds later
Times up!
Fr
Fr (chain)
Fr
Fr X100000000000
Fr
“Write a question using why”
“Why?”
U stole that from a vid
@United_tea_kingdomit’s still funny
Its true that after school we just be doodling all over our hands
Yea
I ask my friend to do it for me as I have zero skill
Yea it's ✨✨✨tattoo✨✨✨✨✨😊😊😊😊😊
I draw the most unhinged paws on my fingers bruv
@@kareensumacote2623Temporary tattoos! There are even free 😍
“You cant hear pictures, silly”
Me: (lego city person yelling “hey”)
Same. My PFP: RAAAAAAAAAAH
I was reading this, and heard it.
Also, remember that suspended meme? 10:50 yeah that acctually happened in our school to one of my friends
"Answer keys to an exam that my students are taking right now"
*MOST REPLAYED*
Hmmm...
2:01
Zack: well I am dead meat
Zoey:
Zyvier
Zoë here
Zyxir
Zzaiver
Zzzzzzzzzz
Zack: I'M ON FIRE AND I'M STILL ALIVE
Zaden:good for y... (casually turns into ash)
it should be illegal to be this early
Yea
It’s not
What time is it there here it is 2 am
What if it's 3AM being early at videos and you comment?
No one cares how early you are, kid
Me to teacher : why we go to school?
Teacher : to learn math
Me: we have calculator
Teacher: history
Me : Let the past be the past
Teacher : geography
Me : we have globe
Teacher : Spanish
Me : 3 words ' dora the explorer '
Teacher : English
Me : TH-cam
How teachers expect us leave during life threatening situations: (calmly walking out of the building)🚶♂️🚶♀️🚶
How we leave: everybody for themselves!
Kid: "nurse i broke my nose"
Nurse: "heres an ice pack"
Kid: "im dying"
Nurse: "heres an ice pack!"
Kid: "I fell off a cliff Godzilla stepped on me saitama punched me i got possessed by a demon i stubbed my toe and hit my funny bone"
Nurse: "HERES AN ICE PACK!"
Yes 😂😂😂😂
Kid: *Dies by coldness*
Nurse: "HERES AN ICE PACK"
@@Velociraptor_Blue_OfficalTrue💀💀💀💀💀
@@Velociraptor_Blue_Officalfr fr💀
Kid: gets stuck in the center of the suns core
Nurse: ice will surely do the trick
Those are... CORRECT !!!!!!!!!!!!!! (School Edition)
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: There is already someone in the bathroom
Student: *comes back*
Me: Can I go know?
Teacher: No
( ╹▽╹ ) true
Geometry dash reference (the one where guy in the white shirt screaming on the meme about where what the maths teacher teaches was finally actually used in real life is Npesta who is one of the best players and that gif of him is his reaction to beating Kenos which was at the time I think the second hardest level)!!!🔥🍷🗿🔥
Teacher: why do you go to the bathroom during lunch?
student: because I didn’t need it then
teacher : I don’t care
5:09
Me: types “the first ten digits of the answer”
Access given.
Bro when I’m at school my fan is louder than the chair.
The teacher in the last meme is the GOAT
Yes
1:59 Aaron be chilling outside after that💀
The first one is so true
I agree
Agreed
Gg being first
Ur frst
.
4:25 the ”AUUUAUuuAuhHuahuAahuhHUUH” GOT ME😂
13 years in 13 minutes
Wowowowowoowwowowoowwoowowowowowowo
Frrrr
@@Chimasa22 I be speaking facts
13 years? 😭
3:09 I actually did the math here, the answer depends on in which way you think a pizza is divided, in this case, each pizza would be divided by 3. I will show 3 Possible ways to get the answer.
Easy Thinking: If you simplify 4/8 you will get one half, same with 5/10 so the only possible answer is D because by simply looking by it you can tell there is more than a half.
Kinda nerd answer:As said before, it is way more than one half, but how much in fractions? Well, if one single pizza is divided by 3, then the final part (uneaten) would be 1/3, so the eaten portion would be 2/3. But dont worry, it may confuse you, lets pretend the entire pizza circle is 6/6, then, the entire half would be 3/6 and if we count the uneaten part it would be 4/6 due to 2/6 (2 parts of pizza not eaten in one half) that is left.
NERD ANSWER: We have the fractions part, but how about the percentage? Well, 4/6 is higher than 50%, and 1/6 is equal to 16.6%, Making the final answer 66.6%.
Feel free to correct me because i didint double check the methods i used for the math, anyways bye.
6:55 Omg my math teacher wasn't here but got replaced with a substitute
4:17 this is too relatable 😢
I started dying at this part😂😂😂😂😂😂 4:25
Him: Infinite divide by infinite
The picture: ♾️ + ♾️
I know he say divide but its addition
Exam:
Mark has 6 apples
His train is 9 minutes early
Calculate the mass of the 8 planets in our solar system and the mass of Galactus
420
@@mashingsumpotaters how do u know the answer
@@nadoo1237 im pro
1:24 this is so relatable, did this all the time, which why I always failed a bunch, but it was fun. Made me want a drum set lol
Teacher why didn’t you do you homework
Student:6 iq :my dog ate my homework
Student:99999999999999999999999999999999999999 iq : I ate my homework🧠🧠🧠
Actually once my classmate told my teacher that: Your mean!
And our teacher: I know
0:06 reminds me of when I was in 5th grade during a test, I literally wrote “it’s hard to [__] a sentence with the word “[__]”” (I put blanks cuz I forgot what were the words, but u get the idea)
Ignominious
0:52 that was so me in kindergarten 😂😂
1:19 I would say, yes I can and leave the door
9:40
Normal 4th grade kid: what in the holy moly sign is that?
Me, in 3rd grade: THATS OBVIOUSLY A F*****NG 3
Why are u swearing when in 3rd grade
Bro explained my whole life
What do you think your friends are doing when you get in trouble:*doing their work*
What is actually happening:*looking at you*
The thumbnail is the most relatable thing I've seen in my ENTIRE LIFE
4:02 got me dying😂
6:20 In 1st grade I was always so clumsy so I always dropped everything on my desk on the floor, and got notes about it sent home.
People who saw the the word sarcasm in 2:31
3:22 No like SERIOUSLY MY SCHOOL LIFE (not in university yet)
Teacher: What is the most sold item in the 1800s
The black kid: * raises his hand *
Teacher: correct!💀
This is a joke right?
Of course.@@NessieCastleCats2023
@@NessieCastleCats2023 Yeah, but they aren't wrong either, a lot of people brought slaves during the 1800s
💀
Teacher when a kid interrupts the principal during the assembly to tell him about all the problems at school that need to be addressed ASAP:🎶you better show some respect🎶
If a man cries he is not weak , he has been strong for a long time ❤❤- ITHACHI UCHIA
???
@@Bobmob.mp4 what are u asking my friend
6:49 😂😂😂😂😂 why is it on fire the laptop
Becuz it is so slow
0:48 happens to me everytime
Me : *Opens a pack of gum* *The mission : Impossible music starts*
Zoë can be to…I hate to be in that situation….because my name starts with Z😢 2:00
Me: opens a bag of chips.
The class: give me give me give me!
Me: NO!
The class: (starts chasing me after i said no)
Me: 😱🏃♂️
The class: 🏃♂️🏃♀️🏃♂️🏃♀️🏃♂️🏃♀️🏃♂️🏃♀️
2:01 wait... THATS MEE
Same💀💀
My brothers name is Zachary
Me:can i go to the bathroom
Teacher:I dont know CAN YOU?!
Me:ofc i can **goes to bathroom**
The fact that this is day 87 of asking for Undertale/Deltarune memes fills you with DETERMINATION.
The power of the sentence above shines within you.
(We've officially came to the mark of the sonic guy)
The ice ice baby got me😂
The teacher: **comes 10 minutes late**
The rest of the class that suddenly stopped talking:
I don’t know where I’m going with this it’s 2 AM
The chewing gum is so true, I recently gave half my class chewing gum..
Get your tickets for being here in one hour
👇
SHUT UP!
*goes to some place to have fun*
TEACHER: HIiiiIiIi ( name )!
SCHOOL PEOPLE: ( name ) hello.
EVERYONE IN EXISTENCE : *at the same place*
it happened yesterday, my PE TEACHER said hi ( name ) to me lol.
5:15 NPESTA SCREAM
it’s me
KENOS
5yo me: nurse i fell from the stairs and my head is bleeding
nurse: have an ice bag!
7yo susane: nurse i think zach is possesed
nurse: here give him the ice bag!!!
1:44 why did you say divided by huh?
Yeah it’s plus
1:26 “To the power of 2” my brain: *thinks of tpot*
Same
@@Crazycam2763 same
The power of TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO *tpot intro starts playing*
@ #tpot
ONE HOUR GANG❤❤
👇👇
the teacher who protested against finals being at 7 am is a legend, hope hes doing good.
0:52 what this mean?
u get bored in cass nd draw on ur hand
@@sakudienkhtaivan2390 or you was in art class
Or you are in math class doing maths on your hand I guess
if you dont know what this means youre not a real one
You missed out man...
This is too true to be good🙈🙈🙈
👇
2:05 my name is zach
Same
My name is zayden😂
Sorry😢
My name is ziah
Doesn’t the alphabetical order use surnames?
1 week and school starts😭😩😔
Hello there
Can someone say hi back :)
Hi! :)
Sup
bye
Hi
Bruh this ain't discord
2:01 I’m at the back 😭
§❤🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🤍🩶🖤🤎(not being gay)§
💀
When I was in year 2,3 and 4 every day in winter my teacher would give us hot porridge and hot chocolates in the mornings . Man I miss Sophie😭 she was like another mum to me
my name is ziad..
I have a friend whose name is zaid and hates being called ziad
Yo ME TOO
HAHA MY NAME IS ARIN
Mine is Victoria I’d be there burning with ya
@@Scratchin_Melodii1
HAH, MY NAME IS ALEX!
7:25
Please, can somebody explain it to me? What is a Sugondese Hyenas and why will it be funny?
Idk it’s an animal
Its funny because the joke is suppose to be suck on these nuts since sugondese sounds like suck on these
Sugondese sounds like suck on these hyeans so...
Kinda like deez nuts
SUGONDESE NUTS
Teacher: You have to finish your exam by 9:45am
Me: what a exam I thought it was a test
5:53 I found this vid!
What?????
0:47 especially when I have art class
I have a cousin zach😂😢😂😂
Teacher: alright who wants to present now?
*my partner raising their hand*
*me giving them a death glare because I didn’t want to present*
*my other friends in the same group trying to hide as quick as possible and praying that the teacher did saw that one kid*
#relatable
The teacher: If johnny has 4 apples...
Me: *Tries my hardest best to NOT go super Saiyan*
Day 40 of asking for Roblox memes NO MORE TF2 IM BORED OF IT
Don’t stop
Yeah bro keep it up ❤
Time to add these memes to the pile under my bed
Me *opens a pack of gum* the entire school👨🏽🎓👩🏼💻👨🏽💼🧑🏼🎓🧑🏼🏫👨🏿💻 *absent students appear*
The thumbnail: √(random things)
Me: I don’t know what to do anymore *gets hand painted*
What, you egg! [Stabbing him.
Dumbas: Well now I know what not to name my kid..
Me *muffled*: NAME UR KID AARON
As a teacher who worked 3 years ago this is hilarious, i think i should become a teacher again!
Idk CaN yOu? Me: can i? Teacher: i dont know how to stop this attak.
Bro solved all the impossible equations
6:05 as a Scandinavian I can confirm this, both of them
people when zombie apocoplyse gamers i've been waiting for so long for this
Here (its irl):
Tyler/classmate: Mr. Bamba, can I use the bathroom?
Teacher/Mr. Bamba: I dont know, can you?
Tyler: May I?
Mr. Bamba: May you:
Me: ask, "Should i?"
Tyler: Should I?
Mr. Bamba: Should you?
Tyler: please
Mr bamba: go.