Oxbox definitely missed their callings as football commentators. With such insight as "do better football lads" and "Kick him! Kick him!", I'm astounded they haven't been headhunted already.
"Hang your socks above the fire hole, right? I know Christmas!" I'm guessing Cthulhu's traditions are slightly different. Namely more tentacle-y and dread inducing...
Our 'socks' are more just the preserved, skinned sections of hide from the lower limbs of both humans and unknowable horrors, nailed above sites of community focus. So, I mean, same thing, right?
Jane: "I control the man with the little triangle" Andy: "Oh I thought that meant he was thinking about pizza" Mike: "Like Sims!" This conversation perfectly represents why I love you guys.
🎶 It's the most wonderful time of the year! There'll be nude mayor punching and drunk Red Dead wand'ring and laughs and good cheer! Now the Ox-box challenges are here! 🎶
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Weird, in my FIFA 19 career, Manager Zap Rowsdower has turned Bury FC into the world's greatest football club- winning multiple trophies every year, and attracting the greatest football stars the world knows. Guess everyone's game is different.
I am the least football of all the Oxbox fans and expected to be bored during this challenge, but it was actually one of the funniest gaming videos of the entire year. Brilliant!
In a December already rife with un-festive goings on, for me, of course it would be the OutsideXbox Xmas Challenge that would ride to the rescue and bring the spark back to my holiday season. You guys are the best.
Please say I wasn't the only one watching the small pitch at the bottom showing the player Jane was actually controlling running crazily around the other side of the pitch.
Wait... Bury, that's my home town club... I worked for that club... my family worked for that club. I mean... I never have liked Football, but they were hiring and were literally next door to my college. Ah... not great times...
Yeah I clearly remember Mike playing the Prawns last year. And it was an amazing, nail-biting game. I think he went up against Manchester United too. Maybe.. I only remember the victory not the teams.
While I hardly ever watch Oxbox and Oxtra anymore (once you started putting out so much content and livestreams I just couldn't keep up and I started to miss out on the inside jokes and references so I lost my connection to your channel) but I always come back for the Christmas Challenges!
Yay! I've been really down and unable to get Christmasy this year but somehow getting that first xboxmas notification of the year made me feel so much better and more festive.
This challenge is literally the only time I watch anything FIFA related. That's how much I love you guys. Also, Luke has a kitty?! What's it's name and can we see pictures? Ellen must have some right?! I imagine she's tried to catnap it at least once, out of love of course....cuddly, obsessive kitty love.
Jane playing panic football while Andy and Mike instead of helping are shouting with Jane is the funniest thing to happen in oxbox Christmas challenge...
I'm not a very festive person and don't get out much, so I tend to forget when christmas and other holidays are coming up. About a week ago I got a sudden urge to watch all of the outsidexbox xmas challenge videos, and wondered why. I realized it was nearing christmas. Somehow I have an innate sense for when I need more christmas challenges. lol.
My partner just asked if everything was okay. I may have yelled at the screen a bit too loud when Jane had an opportunity and then passed it to the goal.
AW YES I was cheering alongside the OX crew when Jane announced it was the Fifa Giant Killing challenge!!! Even when it's not Christmas, I still watch Jane's challenge because it was SO funny
"Hang your socks above the firehole!" Jane is letting her Prudence show up early this year- as if we poor mortals even have a firehole to huddle around- or even socks...
Let's be honest, Jane should get a point for being able to use the word numpty without a fist getting thrown. Good try though. (Also thanks for getting the Bop It song stuck in my head).
Yess you chose my home town Bury!! The "cat" is a sheep's fleece. represents the old industries like wool. Anvil for metal work, shuttles for textiles and papyrus for the paper making industry. So ends the lesson.
As someone who plays FIFA to a pretty low level myself, it was somehow heartening that it took Jane just 4 minutes of match time to ask 'Why would you do that?' of one of her players. The answer is, of course, 'You just wouldn't, would you?'
Oooo, all these Christmas traditions must have shaken Jane to her core. She's trying her best to keep her composure among all the spreading of cheer and good fortune.
Gotta love how it took 78mins for Jane to even ask what the shoot button was. None of them seem to have realised that you can change who you control either.
I get the feeling Jane's team talk before the match went "Ok bee knights, don't let the green bads have the ball, run faster than you can and keep the ball away from our goal".
"Run faster you morons!" -amazing how quickly Jane starts to sound like a proper football fan
"Merry Everybody! It's time to hang your socks over the fire hole!"
--Jane "Definitely Not An Alien Masquerading as Human" Douglas.
She’s not an alien. She’s an eldritch horror, obviously.
Jane "Definitely Not An Alien Masquerading as a Human, but Obviously an Eldritch Horror Masquerading as a Human" Douglas.
"That cabinet where we keep all the flaming logs..."
Oxbox definitely missed their callings as football commentators. With such insight as "do better football lads" and "Kick him! Kick him!", I'm astounded they haven't been headhunted already.
My personal favorite was "Run faster you morons!"
I might actually start watching football with commentary like that, if only for the laughs ^^
You may mock, but anyone who endure Martin Keown's commentary during the World Cup would heartily agree
@@SirMethos So inspiring.
@@EricHVela. Don't worry, we already hit each other while playing football. (this one 🏈)
"Hang your socks above the fire hole, right? I know Christmas!"
I'm guessing Cthulhu's traditions are slightly different. Namely more tentacle-y and dread inducing...
Nah we hang stockings but we don't generally have fireplaces
Our 'socks' are more just the preserved, skinned sections of hide from the lower limbs of both humans and unknowable horrors, nailed above sites of community focus.
So, I mean, same thing, right?
You should read HPL's "The Festival" it's pretty great and relatively easy to read :)
"Oh wait we are going the wrong wayyyy! We are going the wrong way boys! They've literally moved the goalposts" -Jane 2018
Ha ha ha ha! Oh my god!
I had a harvest rabbit moment there as it took me far too long to realise that Clearance was in fact not the name of a Bury defender.
Geoff Lamb this is golden
I saw this comment and misread it, so I went thru this video thinking it was.
Clearence Clearwater Revival.
As someone who regularly watches League Two football I can say that Jane played in a real to life style as Bury.
Oof
That's why we r near top and most managers say we r one of the best teams in league
@@Bermanater1 To be fair I watch Stevenage and Bury are far better than us.
@@MichaelVine92 u was unlucky at r place also played us when we were scoring 4 a game plus if ur player didn't get sent off would of been closer
And now they're Bury for real. RIP.
Jane: "I control the man with the little triangle"
Andy: "Oh I thought that meant he was thinking about pizza"
Mike: "Like Sims!"
This conversation perfectly represents why I love you guys.
Legendary Coach Douglas comes out of retirement for one last.. match? Yeah match.
When Jane heard a big field and a match this was not what she expected
Maybe she’ll come back at WrestleMania and squash John Cena just so she can go out on a high note.
If Andy’s challenge is RDR2 related then we call shenanigans.
White Wolf0158 true
SHENANIGANS ARE CALLED!
How is making the opposition play in OX colours demoralising? How Mike!? HOW!?
P.S. I demand pics of Luke's cat!
I didn't see any comments about the whole "If you win you get pizza, if you lose I'll poison you." thing, is that just normal for Jane now?
Just another day in the studio for Jane.
"Oh no, I'm not making two stops!"
🎶 It's the most wonderful time of the year! There'll be nude mayor punching and drunk Red Dead wand'ring and laughs and good cheer! Now the Ox-box challenges are here! 🎶
I really hope it will be VR skyrim this time
I literally sang this song in my head! Great first lyrics!
@@heydukewhatup This is the purest response I've ever had on one of my comments, I'm glad you liked it 😊
@@beholdnonsense5100 Your welcome! :)
After we put our socks over the fire hold we can open gifty boxes from under the pointy nature stick
"this stationary thing tackled me" Just like in real football
So Ellen is a Christmas elf? That would certainly explain a lot.
Christmas Elf-en.
Is Luke related to Buddy the elf? It can explain why he is such a tall elf.
no she's a campireobot
Nate: I am the elf.
Can't wait for the Nude Punchening!
What are we nude punching in this year
Fallout 76.
What are we punching a robot or a player
Deathclaw
Probably Nude Sheriff Punching inn Red Dead Redemption 2.
A suit of armour filled with bees?... I think i know whats happening in the next Oxventure.
On the first day of Christmas OxBox gave to me... A ball on a big grass field!
You better carry this on for the rest of the challenges
Yeah want me to help with this ? Me and tyto and tokat used to be the ones to do this :)
If I was as charming, as endearing, funny to boot, and not to mention adorably cute, as Jane, why I would be... I would be... well...happy 😕😐☺😀😍
@@sisiissiisslsosioss4621 Will do!
Literally looking at the Oxbox channel for the Christmas challenges when the notification popped up
All hail our Christmas Overlord Jane... I never said she had weaponized reindeer, what are you talking about?! *(Nervous look)*
As per usual you guys spot the important football images- a pretzel a berry and a really old owl who must be called Olaf the IV
Spiff?
*a pretzel a berry and a really old owl who must be called Olaf the IV*
There's the wise men's gifts in the OxBox nativity right there!
Really thought Jane was going to BURY the competition with that team choice.
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
Jane, less than 10 mins into the first challenge: "Which way am I going?"
What an auspicious start.
I absolutely love this channel! Even though I now own a PS4. I've been watching this channel since back in 2010 when I owned an Xbox 360. Thank you all for bringing joy and entertainment to me and all of the subscribers. Please keep up the great work all of you at outsidexbox!
"The offside rule is very simple - I've got these salt shakers" and the French mustard has to be between the teriyaki sauce and the sea salt? 😉
I thought it was impossible to explain the offside rule without a pint of lager and a packet of cigarettes to represent the players.
Thank you for this.
Fully lost it at work when Jane was like, "It's been a hard year for me, lads." I'll have to watch the rest later
Never has there been a better channel for amazing FIFA content😂😂
Weird, in my FIFA 19 career, Manager Zap Rowsdower has turned Bury FC into the world's greatest football club- winning multiple trophies every year, and attracting the greatest football stars the world knows. Guess everyone's game is different.
Well, Rowsdower is known for saving us AND all the world. I imagine a football team would be relatively easy.
I am the least football of all the Oxbox fans and expected to be bored during this challenge, but it was actually one of the funniest gaming videos of the entire year. Brilliant!
Funny story, it was your 12 day of Christmas challenges that original drew me to your channel and ultimately made me subscribe! Keep up the good work!
max 480p???
I have never thought football could be so entertaining!
In a December already rife with un-festive goings on, for me, of course it would be the OutsideXbox Xmas Challenge that would ride to the rescue and bring the spark back to my holiday season. You guys are the best.
Andy " clearance clarence"
Me automatically "what's out vector Victor!"
Viva la airplane
Ever since I found this channel in 2016, I look forward to these every year.
A dark souls boss that is a suit of armour full of bees would be terrifying.
A bee knight on the other hand, sounds sweet and fuzzy.
Jane： “If you lose, I will posion you”
Thats actually a great motivation to the players
Been watching the outside xbox christmas challenges for years now best thing about Christmas!
Some Jane inspirational management style there if you win you get pizza if u lose u get poisoned
"Do it or I'll poison you!" she tried to laugh it off but we all know it was the real Jane.
Please say I wasn't the only one watching the small pitch at the bottom showing the player Jane was actually controlling running crazily around the other side of the pitch.
Wait... Bury, that's my home town club... I worked for that club... my family worked for that club. I mean... I never have liked Football, but they were hiring and were literally next door to my college. Ah... not great times...
So you were looking for work to get you off the couch, and they put you on the bench? :D
Isn't Jane the one who always gets the Giant Killing Challenge?
2017: Mike (W)
2016: Jane (W)
2015: Mike (L)
2014: Mike (W)
2013: Andy (L)
Spoiler
2018: Jane (L)
no, Jane is the one who always gets the racing challenge (except for that year that they replaced F1 shocks with breadsticks)
Yeah I clearly remember Mike playing the Prawns last year. And it was an amazing, nail-biting game. I think he went up against Manchester United too. Maybe.. I only remember the victory not the teams.
While I hardly ever watch Oxbox and Oxtra anymore (once you started putting out so much content and livestreams I just couldn't keep up and I started to miss out on the inside jokes and references so I lost my connection to your channel) but I always come back for the Christmas Challenges!
Yay! I've been really down and unable to get Christmasy this year but somehow getting that first xboxmas notification of the year made me feel so much better and more festive.
“All the things Daft Punk says, do those....” 😹😹😹 I love you guys so much.
Jane: “Marry Everybody!” Me: “Well all right then but my wife is going to be pretty mad.”
I always love this challenge every year, so good to see different play styles from jane, andy and mike.
What if my house doesn't have a firehole? How will Santa fill my Christmas Sock?
TRADITIONAL breaking & entering! :D
@@BattyButtercup makes sense.
This challenge is literally the only time I watch anything FIFA related. That's how much I love you guys. Also, Luke has a kitty?! What's it's name and can we see pictures? Ellen must have some right?! I imagine she's tried to catnap it at least once, out of love of course....cuddly, obsessive kitty love.
Jane playing panic football while Andy and Mike instead of helping are shouting with Jane is the funniest thing to happen in oxbox Christmas challenge...
I'm not a very festive person and don't get out much, so I tend to forget when christmas and other holidays are coming up. About a week ago I got a sudden urge to watch all of the outsidexbox xmas challenge videos, and wondered why. I realized it was nearing christmas.
Somehow I have an innate sense for when I need more christmas challenges. lol.
“Don’t do that again”
“Sorry ref, I don’t know what came over me. It’s like I wasn’t even in control of myself!”
My partner just asked if everything was okay. I may have yelled at the screen a bit too loud when Jane had an opportunity and then passed it to the goal.
Cambridge United is also my home town team! Never forget that one time they drew against Manchester United that one time in the FA cup
"I thought we were friends when you let me cross the road" 😂
The three important Christmas traditions... die hard, killing the giant and who could forget? Nude punching
tbh I've never been much of a christmas person (at least not since I was a kid), but these videos always get me in the spirit.
AW YES I was cheering alongside the OX crew when Jane announced it was the Fifa Giant Killing challenge!!! Even when it's not Christmas, I still watch Jane's challenge because it was SO funny
Man, am I the only one who gets all nostalgic about the OXteam when this time of year rolls around?
"Run faster you morons..." Yes, I'm sure that featured highly in Alex Ferguson's repertoire of motivational talks...
Christmas Elf Ellen is the best.
"Hang your socks above the firehole!" Jane is letting her Prudence show up early this year- as if we poor mortals even have a firehole to huddle around- or even socks...
Yay the Oxbox challenges are here. I always loom forward to these each year.
I look forward to this every year. Best 12 days until Christmas ever!
I have been waiting for this all year!
Is it just me, or is the max setting on this video 480p?
BEEN WAITING so long for this time of the year. christmas spirit and festivies. With the christmas challenges. Yay 💖💖💖💞💞💞💞⛄⛄⛄⛄⛄⛄
Loving the 'Drop Kick Murphy' joke :) Have a great Christmas, keep up the good work!
2:35 I'm a Frenchman who went on a school trip in Morecambe 7-8 years ago, seeing that logo brought me back T_T short trip but really nice memories
Andy shouting at screen: "CLEARANCE, CLARENCE!!!"
Me, audibly and without a moment of hesitation: "Roger, Roger, what's our vector, Victor?"
Let's be honest, Jane should get a point for being able to use the word numpty without a fist getting thrown. Good try though. (Also thanks for getting the Bop It song stuck in my head).
Mr Baldrick, I guarantee that if there's one thing liable to stop Santa coming down the chimney, it's your sock waiting for him at the end of it.
RIP Bury 😥
Is it just me or can the video not go past 480p?
Yess you chose my home town Bury!! The "cat" is a sheep's fleece. represents the old industries like wool. Anvil for metal work, shuttles for textiles and papyrus for the paper making industry. So ends the lesson.
As someone who plays FIFA to a pretty low level myself, it was somehow heartening that it took Jane just 4 minutes of match time to ask 'Why would you do that?' of one of her players. The answer is, of course, 'You just wouldn't, would you?'
Jane having the inability to change player on FIFA makes me want TO SCREAM AHHHHHHH... Ok that's better
Tears of laughter particularly around the players being controlled by Jane flopping on the ground as they attempt to tackle someone 20 metres away.
Andy: "Clearance Clarence!" Me: "Roger Roger!" Classic Airplane joke.
Anyone here after watching the clutch 2020 match?
As a big wrestling fan I really appreciated the subtly placed WWE reference in a game that has nothing to do with WWE, well done Andy!
FIFA 20 with the oxbox team as commentators is what I didn't know I needed until now
It's the most wonderful time of the year! Love this series so much
Oooo, all these Christmas traditions must have shaken Jane to her core. She's trying her best to keep her composure among all the spreading of cheer and good fortune.
highest resolution I can get is 480p, something wrong on my end?
Still confused...watched the whole video and didnt once see the giant
:/
I've legit been looking forward to the Christmas challenges since October. 😄
my christmas wish of jane playing Fifa has been granted, and i love it
Anyone else's video quality max at 480p. Aren’t these usually 1080?
This presumably means that Jane will have the inevitable driving challenge in the next few days as is tradition
Andy and Mike shout advice while Jane just repeatedly mutters "ok" to herself trying not to panic. MERRY CHRISTMAX OXBOX
Gotta love how it took 78mins for Jane to even ask what the shoot button was. None of them seem to have realised that you can change who you control either.
Yeah! The challenges are back! This holds a special place in my heart because it's what started me down the OX path ^_^
THE NEREVARINE WOULD NEVER MISS THE INAUGURAL OXMAS CHALLENGE
I get the feeling Jane's team talk before the match went "Ok bee knights, don't let the green bads have the ball, run faster than you can and keep the ball away from our goal".
"Bop it! Twist it!"
*EXPERIENCES VIOLENT AND SUDDEN WHIPLASH AT THE MEMORIES POURING IN TO MY HEAD*
I always forget that you guys do this then when I see it uploaded I get so happy
Lol Janes Pro strats and motivational expertise, "Run faster you moron!","Why is no one running?".