@obsidianorchids If you can't spot the joke, I believe you just contributed to the negative trend. Intelligent people can still appreciate jokes. If you can't, I feel sorry for you.
@@Airblader holy shit you guys are fucking slow. The first guy assumed their definition for dribbiling dynamic movement however dynamic movement refers to the movement type. It wasnt that he didnt understand the joke but that you guys dont understand what theyre talking about. Get a life
Yes, it’s 11-years old. Regardless, I want to say this is absolutely incredible, and YT should be embarrassed to recommend it to me only now, even though I’ve watched numerous robot videos over the years. I hope to read up more about what became of this. Wonderful work!
I know this is a joke, but as a real doctor and having attended many surgeries, there are some processes that time is necessary and a lengthy check is more important to avoid bleeding after surgery than being fast during the surgery. (Not to mention that this would be pretty dangerous as human tissue can be very weak sometimes). It would be very fun to watch though, and probably this can help to develop better robotics for surgery (robotic surgery is pretty common nowadays in some situations)
or a robot to kill you in a milisecond from 3 killometers away if you dont comply to the rules , yes robots will definetely be abused by the government
@@ole633 My camera functions were completely removed from the lock screen, a few updates ago. Music while on the phone also removed. Recording phone, via bluetooth also removed.
in early 2000s some contractor actually had demonstration of autonomic mini tank with independent target choice and it almost went horrible wrong. foor fast environment interaction ...military is the most obvious use for fast agile hands
the robot arm in the middle of a sterile controlled environment throwing the ball with all it's strength fucking kills me also it looks really adorable holding the tweezers
Nope ... +1 more 😊 Unfortunately, the comments on the website turn ugly and meaningless now ... I don’t blame them for stopping any progress or follow up videos. I’m guessing Boston Dynamics is the company with nearest practical application of robotics.
@@voidofspaceandtime4684 maybe, but it's not more advanced than atlas or anynof Boston dynamics robots, those can walk, jump and fucking dance which is a lot harder to do than this
I might live just long enough to see the robotic overthrow. Of course, if that's the case, that that will be the case for a lot of people, if you know what I mean.
@@guest971 , except, it's not the robots who will be the overlords, but some a-hole who is controlling them. I mean, drones that bomb people are already a thing.
I didn't realise just how quickly the computing industry developed until I seen this... To think I was still a kid at the time! This is awesome, this video is so underrated, I can't imagine how many millions this cost to make. Thanks for sharing! :D
It's not the speed that's the issue; it's the dexterity and gracility. Robot hands are still not quite as graceful as human hands when it comes to micro and macromovements.
@@Yuli_Ban ?? Its picking up rice faster and with more precision that most humans. The ability to tie knots faster than than a person can blink isnt dexterity and "gracility"? LOL, ok.
Well at least we know they knit a sweater about one minute. Then be able to rip our hearts out and still have time to show us....before we die. Yikes !
wrong , the creators can build robots to fight them , also implement killswitched. But i would not bet on the wisdom of the creators, them might forget these important features.
If someone is interested, the original paper for the robot hand is from 2003, it's called: Akio Namiki, Yoshiro Imai, Masatoshi Ishikawa, and Makoto Kaneko : Development of a High-speed Multifingered Hand System and Its Application to Catching
Brent Taylor Art spot can be programmed to do alot of things , this one is programmed to do other things , they are kinda different so compare them is a bit pointless , but the robot hand is cool anyways
So what model of infiltration units are they using these days. Also is this time line the one leading to judgement day by skynet. Ill opt to become a cyborg if that keeps me alive.
When eventually they tie all of this walking talking grasping throwing AI robot tech together, it’ll want your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle...
Per the comment below, Update? This, was amazing. Ishikawa, of course I'm going to your channel page from here. I can't imagine the progress you've made in these areas in twelve years.
Great Technology! I can't wait for my robot friends to join us soon! We are all going to be on a national welfare system when they take all our jobs. Cool! I guess we are going to have to do what we should have been doing a long time ago..... SEX, DRUGS & ROCK n ROLL!!!!!!!
![Evolution of Boston Dynamic’s Robots [1992-2023]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Rdm2ggtFvmQ/mqdefault.jpg)
Robot: *dribbles ball violently*
Guy: "We call it dynamic holding"
Airblader That actually hurt. Tossing em that fast.
@obsidianorchids If you can't spot the joke, I believe you just contributed to the negative trend. Intelligent people can still appreciate jokes. If you can't, I feel sorry for you.
@@Airblader holy shit you guys are fucking slow. The first guy assumed their definition for dribbiling dynamic movement however dynamic movement refers to the movement type. It wasnt that he didnt understand the joke but that you guys dont understand what theyre talking about. Get a life
He was talking about the feedback loop between the state of the held object and how the robot handles it
@@renni9813 Holy shit you seriously gonna get upset over this so much? Get laid.
The ability to flip somebody off in 1 millisecond.
Sold
3 times
@@Daniel-wu6pl 100 times
@@FictionHubZA3000 times
So I’m gonna start saying “dynamically regrasp” instead of “catch” from now on
I'm gonna high speed arm swing the polyester spheroid!
Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! ...dynamically regrasp this ball! sorry, you are Steve.. Steve! Steve! Steve! dynami...
yo i dynamically regrasped the hell out of my phone before dropping it in the toilet the other day
0:21 - It can flip you off so fast you won’t even see it
this just made my day
Like in Blazing Saddles when Gene Wilder says “Want to see me draw my gun? Want to see it again?” And hasn’t moved. Or did he?
lol it can flip off multiple laid off humans as they punch the time card for the last time...at the blink of an eye.
Looked like some strange salute to me
This comment XD
*When an 11 years old video with an amazing updated technology comes up!* 🤯
I love how the mobile is a brick 🧱
Yesas😮😮😮😮
Yep
I'm pretty sure I just lost my wife to this thing....
No way I can flick the bean at 1/10th of a sec.
Yes, now we want an update of this
Yes, it’s 11-years old. Regardless, I want to say this is absolutely incredible, and YT should be embarrassed to recommend it to me only now, even though I’ve watched numerous robot videos over the years. I hope to read up more about what became of this. Wonderful work!
th-cam.com/users/IshikawaLabvideos
Exactly what I was thinking! Should have been a recommendation long ago for me too.
Youre not fooling anyone, cyborg.
When it picked up the rice grain with the tweezers, it looks like a little chef using both arms to do so.
Yeah, it looks like one of those thumb people from spy kids
Prinsipe Motions YES TOTALLY
It looks really cute now that you said that
youve watched too much anime
how to turn scary robots into cute robots
2:24 - That was honestly the most awesome thing I have ever seen!
When you ask for rice in expensive hotel
agustrusher I can get someone to do that for minimum wage. That robot costs thousands!
Yeah, I love it too and I also think it is really cute.
You must be Asian
Pube83 funny
"Wow, things are getting scary."
*Checks year of release*
"Holy shit."
0:33 my dog when I’m eating something
I've seen cats do that shit
🤣🤣🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣🤣😆
@@mb106429 dislike
@@ls200076 dude you fucking killed him
Aidan Carter lmao
This was ten years ago. Imagine the technology today.
It's the same, just better refined and adapted for efficent uses.
This is already being used in power armor
@zztop3000 what is your phone?
Is it always just a cheese pizza?
Sarah Connor killed them all and burned all this stuff.
We're safe, for now...
Imagine these robots performing a surgery so fast, the patient doesn’t even lose a single drop of blood and the surgery is finished.
The true power of the world
I know this is a joke, but as a real doctor and having attended many surgeries, there are some processes that time is necessary and a lengthy check is more important to avoid bleeding after surgery than being fast during the surgery. (Not to mention that this would be pretty dangerous as human tissue can be very weak sometimes). It would be very fun to watch though, and probably this can help to develop better robotics for surgery (robotic surgery is pretty common nowadays in some situations)
@@ronwesilen4536 thanks for the important insight. Love the random facts you can come across on the internet
sounds like something from anime lol
or a robot to kill you in a milisecond from 3 killometers away if you dont comply to the rules , yes robots will definetely be abused by the government
The most impressive activity is grasping the cellphone, just amazing !
This like 10 years old, what do they have now?
2019: *$6000 Dollars Cheese grater*
Lol
$999 Pro stand
Cool man, you stole a comment. Good job.
@@yeahbuddy6428 me? Or zulfikar
Aldo Zulfikar lamo
I don't know why, but that tweezer clip at 2:30 was very cute lmao
Died laughing lol
Hhh yeah it look like a tiny guy
1:04 Wow it can do all that whilst still flipping people off.
F*** You and ooo look at this thing I can do
And we still can’t use TH-cam with the phone locked...
KaboosOnX1 still? It was possible couple years ago. But TH-cam disabled it. Now you have to buy TH-cam premium
@@ole633 My camera functions were completely removed from the lock screen, a few updates ago. Music while on the phone also removed. Recording phone, via bluetooth also removed.
TH-cam Vanced
What, you were expecting the update to ADD features?
LMAO
TheWingedPotato
Yes...
Just behind a monthly subscription service...
Not only can the terminator kill you. He breaks every single bone in your body in 5 seconds. Twice.
And in the next example we will demonstrate its ability reload clean and fire a minigun while walking down your neighborhood street. FOR SCIENCE
Lmao yes
FOR SCIENCE
in early 2000s some contractor actually had demonstration of autonomic mini tank with independent target choice and it almost went horrible wrong. foor fast environment interaction ...military is the most obvious use for fast agile hands
Terminator T-47 learning how to throw a grenade (colorized) 1:40
Lmfao
Where all going to die
@@markstegeman4337 *We're
Sounds about right.
y e e t
0:19 damn these some clean gang signs 😂
Lol
Fucking hilarious 👌 🤣
Gang gang homie
@@davidfrost8337 yes
This is the most high tech thing I have seen in the same time period. This technology is WAY ahead of its time.
I remember this from way back.
And it's still as awesome as I remember it.
the robot arm in the middle of a sterile controlled environment throwing the ball with all it's strength fucking kills me
also it looks really adorable holding the tweezers
Seems like they are building a robot with school self distracting abilities. Interesting.
am i the only one who have been recommended to watch it in 2019?
Nope ... +1 more 😊
Unfortunately, the comments on the website turn ugly and meaningless now ... I don’t blame them for stopping any progress or follow up videos. I’m guessing Boston Dynamics is the company with nearest practical application of robotics.
+2
Yes.. and you know that you're the only one, so why would you even ask?
TH-cam recommend it today
"Tony Stark BUILT THIS IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS."
You do know that Tony Stark is a fictional character and that none of that actually happened right?
whooooooosh
@@yeahrightbear8883 Idiot. You don't understand quotation. Go back to 4chan
My right hand sees this:
*Finally, a worthy opponent*
😂
Oh you!
@@whos_your_daddy ?
Our battle is going to be legendary
Cesar Martinez omfg
How am I just seeing this now in 2019 mind blowing
u have seen parkour atlas right?
Jon Posadny I think so
and most of us here in 2019 still think the tech in vid is actually high
@@jonnie2bad This is honestly probably more advanced than what boston has for hands.
@@voidofspaceandtime4684 maybe, but it's not more advanced than atlas or anynof Boston dynamics robots, those can walk, jump and fucking dance which is a lot harder to do than this
This in 2009 ...
2019 : We should have Terminators now.
I might live just long enough to see the robotic overthrow. Of course, if that's the case, that that will be the case for a lot of people, if you know what I mean.
@@NickRoman all hail our robotic overlords
@@guest971 , except, it's not the robots who will be the overlords, but some a-hole who is controlling them. I mean, drones that bomb people are already a thing.
@@NickRoman look up GPT-2 and OpenAI
How do you know we don't?
"This is nothing. In a few years, that bot will move so fast you’ll need a strobe light to see it. Sweet dreams…"
- Elon Musk 2017
This is dumb. Lamps blink at 120hz and strobe lights flash at 12hz. So...what you're saying Elon is that we could just see them like normal?
@@Max-yb1mx i thought this was stupid too but it could mean that only being illuminated for a really short period would remove motion blur
Max Franks filmed in slow,otion
Notthe Bees um yes you figured it out ernstein
@@NN-sp9tu what's wrong?
Engineers have developed the fastest and most accurate hand job system on earth. Testing has been ongoing for over ten years behind closed doors.
The lab is still active doing sensor fusion research but not much seems to have happened with these fingers.
This little dude picking up that grade of rice made me chuckle so hard
Was watching this and realized it was 11 years ago. Holy shit. Can you imagine what those secret government robots can do now
"Government"
Megacorporations, government, same thing
I didn't realise just how quickly the computing industry developed until I seen this... To think I was still a kid at the time! This is awesome, this video is so underrated, I can't imagine how many millions this cost to make. Thanks for sharing! :D
If I had a high speed robot hand, I’d never leave the house.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Your profile picture says it all
@@redjsaceda9264 oh no
But can your meat survive such high velocity?
@@codeslacker77 he can get a friction free meat.
Is this 10yrs ago or 10yrs in the future 😱😳
0:16 How a three-year-old describes what a slap from their older brother was like to their parents
Oh man, I can relate to that right now.
Wow, 10 years. This is practically ancient now yet it still looks bloody impressive. Remind me why we don’t have fully robotic hands now again.
It's not the speed that's the issue; it's the dexterity and gracility. Robot hands are still not quite as graceful as human hands when it comes to micro and macromovements.
@@Yuli_Ban ?? Its picking up rice faster and with more precision that most humans. The ability to tie knots faster than than a person can blink isnt dexterity and "gracility"? LOL, ok.
@@Yuli_Ban see, if you had watched the video you would know thats not the issue
Well capitalism is terrible at innovation. We'll just have to transcend it or at least challenge it before making any groundbreaking progress again.
I wanna know what this lab is up to over a decade later. This robot is advanced for 11 years ago, imagine it today in 2021
This is such incredibly impressive technology. Just imagine how much better it is now
When the robots come for us, we won't even stand a chance.
Terminators 😬😲
no human can even rival their pen flipping skills
Well at least we know they knit a sweater about one minute. Then be able to rip our hearts out and still have time to show us....before we die. Yikes !
yea i would got my nose being picked 10 times in just a second when im walking down the street
wrong , the creators can build robots to fight them , also implement killswitched.
But i would not bet on the wisdom of the creators, them might forget these important features.
Christmas:
You get your girlfriend nice clothes
What she actually wants: 0:19
Dima OG huge oof
Mega loled
A turret?
What?
Haha
it mean you need more skill dude
This mind blowing terminator level tech was created 12 years ago, I wanna see what Ishikawa Komuro is doing in 2021
Quiet human, we have not evolved for your biological desires.
10 years in the future and it’s still cool
Imagine getting a prostate exam with these things
0:17
Or a hand job ! The future's gonna be amazing
12 years ago... why dont we see more of this everywhere?
11 years old and still scares the crap out of me when I think of this paired with what Boston Dynamics is doing today but won't tell us.
Ikr .I just love how they try to make them look so lovably doppy but they come off as creep. Now just imagine them in lethal mode.
Exactly
This was 10 yrs ago, imagine the technology we have now
Technology Now: iPhone without a headphone jack
You made the only one of these jokes that actually made sense and yet you got no likes
@@Jamie-tx7pn it was original too 😞
But dont worry i have plenty of comments with over 10k likes
This is amazing, i wonder what they're doing now. I cant express how much this blew my mind
th-cam.com/users/IshikawaLabvideos
DARPA: AI will kill everything we want and more.
Plot twist: _This was 10 years ago_
@cyoungrun1
Joke
You
@cyoungrun1 nice try troll
*r/whoosh*
@cyoungrun1
Poor little baby
0:20 when you develop a new handshake with your best friend
LMAO yes
Just imagine what we'll see 10 years later.
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Wait what???
Ha ha
Boston Dynamics
Digital Petor :D
Why did I laugh from my core when it picked up the tweezers and moved the rice grain?!?!?!
Their movements are so beautiful.. I`m scared of these guys.
00:10 alright man you're on camera in 10s. Gotta breathe, breathe more, BREATHE FASTER
All these comments have me cracking up.
Did you see that fucking dribling?
Lol
LMAOOOO
Dude you made me choke
2009: "Hey look: 1:06"
Also 2009: **Steph Curry begins his NBA career**
Sus sus sus sus
Can anyone please provide a video or something that shows how much have we advanced in this field? Please
Video about high-speed robot hand: “After all this time?”
TH-cam: “Always”.
One day I will replace my meatclaws with fine precision tools like these. If you can't beat them, join them, then beat them!
12 years later and nothing has topped this? LAMMEEE
I thought the same XD , i thought tech would be more advance by now
Yeah, I get this vids from October 2019 recommendation
We all did
If this is what they had 11 years ago i can't even imagine what they have now 🤯
If someone is interested, the original paper for the robot hand is from 2003, it's called: Akio Namiki, Yoshiro Imai, Masatoshi Ishikawa, and Makoto Kaneko : Development of a High-speed Multifingered Hand System and Its Application to Catching
And yet... It seems like the robotics space has died down since. I kinda want to go into robotics and change that.
* Somewhere at Cyberdyne Systems *
After the "Terminator", let me unveil the latest state of the art: "The Procrastinator"
I don't clearly see what kind of actuators they are using for fingers.
the future with skynet will be more dark, i see
I love how much originality this comments section shows
That’s incredibly fast! Why aren’t all robot arms this fast and precise? Is it because of size limitation? Or energy limitation?
Can't help but notice we're treated to a nice middle finger when he's dribbling..
That's 10 years ago.. and these days all I see is slow robots
SOLD! But why am I only seeing this now? What was next?
Just waiting for the day that people can do a tool assisted speed run on life
Upgrading...
Uploading...
Atlas: I know Kung Fu...
TH-cam: Show me.
0:26
I love that camera. Why does it look so cute?
10 years ago... Hi to everyone in 2019!
1:05 and it’s flipping us off the whole time
this is very scary and at the same time fascinating, but mostly disturbing.
And we're supposed to believe Spot can only climb stairs and open doors when this was around 10 years ago : D
Brent Taylor Art spot can be programmed to do alot of things , this one is programmed to do other things , they are kinda different so compare them is a bit pointless , but the robot hand is cool anyways
Ulforce Megamon I could explain my point but you wouldn’t get it
The SPEED of that thing, now THATS some deus ex shit
So what model of infiltration units are they using these days. Also is this time line the one leading to judgement day by skynet. Ill opt to become a cyborg if that keeps me alive.
TH-cam has gathered us here once again
When eventually they tie all of this walking talking grasping throwing AI robot tech together, it’ll want your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle...
MatchstalkMan stupid human they dont need your junk
Velocidad en movimiento es lo que los robots actuales les hace falta, Boston dinámics está cerca.
I need a robot arm like this... for kung fu.
More like kung fuckd
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
Robot Hand: KUNGFUMASTER
OLD IS GOLD
This shows how robotics didn't progress at all in 10 F ing years. Who crushes innovation.
Why did I think this was 2019
If starlink dish has 300 Mbps, does it mean that it can support 60 users with at 5 Mbps? Is there an upper limit of users per dish for starlink?
You did this just 10 years ago?
🤔
I guess DARPA bought this company a few years ago
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Hey can I barrow that robotic hand for a second? so that I can... you know ;)
fingering?
Keep that thing away from my wife I already got to compete with vibration, now this thing. 😡
Who needs a Hitachi Magic Wand???
Only a second?
Jelking?
I gotta say the regrasping of the cellphone is impressive.
My girlfriend wants one.
I hope one day I'll become a robot!
+BARULICK You'll find that super-speed ass-whoppin' doesn't hold a candle to laughter, ice cream, and good sex.
Jianju69 Яobot sex is better. Just google transformers yaoi.
sex? why? you can just equip them with a "come switch", no hard work required. p.s. you can add laugh switch as well as ice cream machine.
Per the comment below, Update? This, was amazing. Ishikawa, of course I'm going to your channel page from here. I can't imagine the progress you've made in these areas in twelve years.
Great Technology! I can't wait for my robot friends to join us soon! We are all going to be on a national welfare system when they take all our jobs. Cool! I guess we are going to have to do what we should have been doing a long time ago..... SEX, DRUGS & ROCK n ROLL!!!!!!!