A Day with Florida’s Only Football Hooligan

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ต.ค. 2019
  • Derek 'Diablo' Alvarez wants to transplant British hooligan football violence into America. After being enraptured by grainy 80s videos of football gangs beating the shit out of each other in pubs and movies like Green Street and The Football Factory, Diablo has launched his own squad "The Miami Casuals," defending a soccer team, Inter Miami CF, that doesn't exist yet.
    VICE's Joel Golby flies out to sunny Miami to meet this icon of neo-hooliganism and his "casuals" in a bid to discover whether the US is the new site of football hooliganism.
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  • @VICE
    @VICE  ปีที่แล้ว +13

    WATCH NEXT: I Scammed a Pro Football Team - th-cam.com/video/Vlh4oxs4OZc/w-d-xo.html

  • @georgeguthrie5923
    @georgeguthrie5923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12284

    As a white british man I finally understand what cultural appropriation is.

    • @ocelot-sensei4384
      @ocelot-sensei4384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +476

      Comment of the year.

    • @dakkefernet8585
      @dakkefernet8585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      😂🍻

    • @moviedude22
      @moviedude22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Right so even though he means well and attempts to pay homage, it still just doesn't sit well with you

    • @Chickenfingersbaby
      @Chickenfingersbaby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      @@moviedude22 It was quite clearly a joke mate

    • @isaacpeachey8609
      @isaacpeachey8609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Clownish-Gambino I don’t know if I’d call that “homage”.

  • @JoeMcColl
    @JoeMcColl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2492

    hes like a 13 year old who watched green street once

  • @onee
    @onee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    While Derek tried to become a football hooligan, in reality he just turned himself into just another Florida man. 🤣

    • @anwvererere
      @anwvererere ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lollllllllll

    • @CollinMPLS
      @CollinMPLS ปีที่แล้ว

      Underrated comment

  • @seniorscouse1984
    @seniorscouse1984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    As a english man and a football fan ive never been so offended in my life BUT i do respect his efforts to accept our culture

    • @abduluddin9928
      @abduluddin9928 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @theoracle7148
      @theoracle7148 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He’d be better off picking up some Shakespeare

    • @eithneinx2417
      @eithneinx2417 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do you have the Irish flag next to your name if you’re an English man?😂

  • @Frank-it9kl
    @Frank-it9kl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    When this guy was in a mental hospital he was locked in a room with only a copy of Green Street Hooligans for 2 years

    • @viktor6034
      @viktor6034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      John Frankovich best comment hahaha

    • @alundavies8402
      @alundavies8402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You might be right but please don’t take the piss out of us.

    • @ShenJones
      @ShenJones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao this comment is so good.

    • @billyburger100
      @billyburger100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmfao

    • @ThomasinaJefferson-ke7xs
      @ThomasinaJefferson-ke7xs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just fucking choked 😂👏👏👏

  • @PKaye-ru2ks
    @PKaye-ru2ks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1856

    If this guy wasn't 5'2" he'd be a problem

    • @borarider669
      @borarider669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      its not about height mate. look at mike tyson knocking out ones who are way taller than him

    • @biglungsprod5617
      @biglungsprod5617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@borarider669 Tyson was 12 and already beat up grown men.

    • @borarider669
      @borarider669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@biglungsprod5617 iron mike 💪🏻

    • @dmitri2366
      @dmitri2366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HAHAHAHA

    • @dmitri2366
      @dmitri2366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Logos Lmao no. Take jabs to the face all day u midget.

  • @cemcorruptioniy1262
    @cemcorruptioniy1262 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Diablo: “I’ve worn them lots of times”
    Host “they’ve still got the tags on them” 😂😂

    • @Tearsofaclown01
      @Tearsofaclown01 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tbf he wears them with the tags on

  • @jackbauer4762
    @jackbauer4762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    It wouldn't even be funny if he was clueless. But that fact that he's clearly done a lot of research to the point where he knows the clobber brands, what to drink and all the phrases just make it surreally hilarious

    • @dizzy6277
      @dizzy6277 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A fake hooligan who's happy to be a fake hooligan. I just can't believe he idolises Danny Dyer. A fake hooligan who idolises a bad hooligan actor.

  • @ynwalfc593
    @ynwalfc593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1094

    He sounds Irish, American and Latino all at once.

  • @MrNomadSpectre
    @MrNomadSpectre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    This guy is a GTA character and he doesn't know it.

    • @ariesradke6193
      @ariesradke6193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Kostamelos definitely Brucie

    • @final58fant58
      @final58fant58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aries Radke#6 lmao He really is Brucie 🤣🤣🤣😂💀💀💀💀💀

    • @clapcell
      @clapcell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      would love to see this in GTA6, they don't even need to edit it

    • @tomibby
      @tomibby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      brucie watched the football factory after shooting up bullshark

  • @adamrevitt4035
    @adamrevitt4035 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    “I wonder which titan of English football he’ll call out this time” “STOKE!” As a stoke fan I can’t stop laughing at this 😂😂

    • @danielkonradsson592
      @danielkonradsson592 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      As a man utd supporter i just knew he would drag us into this somehow 😂😂😂😂

  • @jamesWilliams-pg4ye
    @jamesWilliams-pg4ye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1474

    I love how he is drinking Stella, he is clearly paying attention to the small details. 😂🤣

    • @samisamazinglygood
      @samisamazinglygood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      It was the stella on the bedside table for me...

    • @edsteele1134
      @edsteele1134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Haha hes amazing

    • @jonniebyford
      @jonniebyford 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And Guinness, and Boddingtons

    • @richardjones3600
      @richardjones3600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Comment of the year 😂😂😂

    • @Talisman09
      @Talisman09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Most people would find this guy entertaining if he were their local village crazy

  • @jacozard
    @jacozard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    Let's start a crowdfund and get this guy to Birmingham!!

    • @seltic13
      @seltic13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      jacozard I got 5 on it

    • @Alex-em3fy
      @Alex-em3fy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hes been in Plymouth recently , I think hes still in england

    • @derekjackson3990
      @derekjackson3990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would definitely fork up 100 bucks but I want a guarantee that he gets on the airplane and he goes to a match.

    • @thomasfromswindon7609
      @thomasfromswindon7609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah...not Bumingham.

    • @jaysalisbury193
      @jaysalisbury193 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      jacozard now that is a video I’d like to see!

  • @moonrooster7160
    @moonrooster7160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    This has inde-film written all over it. Love it. It's a Spanish guy in America acting like a Brit. He's an obvious prodigy

    • @thorazine8402
      @thorazine8402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Highly doubtful he's Spanish. This is in South Florida, so most likely Cuban.

    • @joeymungo3366
      @joeymungo3366 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's Italian

    • @buttershy_
      @buttershy_ ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thorazine8402 the woman he lives with mentioned cuban

    • @ac313
      @ac313 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Such an underrated comment. Literally rolling 🤣

    • @SavageAudits
      @SavageAudits ปีที่แล้ว

      Cuban.

  • @adamj5904
    @adamj5904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I went from amusement to annoyance and finally to pity, for this guy.

  • @ImportsEveryday
    @ImportsEveryday 4 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    This is a modern day Grand Theft Auto character.

    • @Caygo07
      @Caygo07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      He is like Brucey from gta4

    • @grimsanchez5928
      @grimsanchez5928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Caygo07 so true 😂

    • @ariesradke6193
      @ariesradke6193 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mad Stoater is it Brucey or brucie?

    • @Caygo07
      @Caygo07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ariesradke6193 Brucie

    • @xtheworldiisyoursx
      @xtheworldiisyoursx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Caygo07 I was thinking the exact thing!

  • @h4vehart
    @h4vehart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1202

    This can't be real. This has to be high-level satire.

    • @nervesinapattern7261
      @nervesinapattern7261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      H Ansell the bit where he calls out stoke, priceless.

    • @stillthepillar684
      @stillthepillar684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      or "low level"

    • @biglezmate3830
      @biglezmate3830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@stillthepillar684 you're clearly one of those morons who can't appreciate satire.

    • @SCARYOO7
      @SCARYOO7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nah he's completely real. A Florida legend where I'm from.

    • @lancevance1400
      @lancevance1400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Nah, it's just Vice doing what it does: picking low hanging fruit and serving it to you.

  • @MrPitbulluk
    @MrPitbulluk ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Tommy, gave him a few slaps an the man flopped 😂

  • @thorazine8402
    @thorazine8402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That was cool to hear The Vanilla Muffins 'The Drug is Football' at 9:42 . I was just listening to that today--the greatest song about Football period. Too bad they didn't play more.
    This vid was a blast. Too many people are taking this guy way too seriously. He's like a mad scientist with an off-kilter teenaged brain. He can come off as a tongue in cheek, articulate prankster and a goon all at once, but no arrogance. Dude's just an intense goofball.
    Good job, Vice. Like everyone else, how about a follow-up? Miami FC just played Inter Miami for the Open Cup a couple weeks ago. That would have been a great one to see him mixed up in that. Again--good job, Vice.

  • @__sno__3820
    @__sno__3820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    This guy looks like he's never seen a football in his life

    • @zachsimon9475
      @zachsimon9475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PIGEON MAN Miami is a hot bed for football you must mean soccer.

    • @michaelbrown1627
      @michaelbrown1627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      PIGEON MAN or a job.

    • @amariza21
      @amariza21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Herewego again with the American joke on football. But guess what? England national team is shit

    • @grime5652
      @grime5652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      battlefield/socom ps England national team may not always work well together but I can assure you the players are top notch

    • @amariza21
      @amariza21 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@grime5652 lol, top notch? How is that any help? Is like i have Tesla that can't perform well

  • @harrytuffnell9421
    @harrytuffnell9421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    This guys like a 14 year old who watched Green Street for the first time 😂😂

    • @JakeBWFC
      @JakeBWFC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hes 5 foot ajaha

    • @TheRhinog24
      @TheRhinog24 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brilliant pal

    • @ARGProductions
      @ARGProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sadder thing is that he's actually in his mid 40s

    • @ElevenKings
      @ElevenKings 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @Cinnn
    @Cinnn 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I actually really like him, notice the little things, such as at 16:50 , he spots his friend carrying two bags, and without being asked takes one of the bags to make it fair.

  • @bbsara0146
    @bbsara0146 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    This guy has so much energy LOL. he is always hyped AF

    • @that__one__guy5405
      @that__one__guy5405 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its called alcoholism.

    • @joshs1533
      @joshs1533 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its called being American

    • @jasongb5666
      @jasongb5666 ปีที่แล้ว

      ADHD

    • @nullw8768
      @nullw8768 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's a cokehead, well known in the scene downtown.

    • @MRR-mw4rv
      @MRR-mw4rv 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      cocaine?

  • @jhunt5578
    @jhunt5578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    This is just a movie nerd cosplaying Green Steet and Football Factory.

  • @jaimemassa4085
    @jaimemassa4085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    Really looks like he didn’t stage the waking up part at all

    • @Sam-oi1bb
      @Sam-oi1bb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      at ALL

    • @Shoultes
      @Shoultes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LmAo rite....but why tho? Just to go shirtless?

    • @jaimemassa4085
      @jaimemassa4085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Jordan Shoultes that and also to pull the whole “waking up swinging coz I’m just THAT crazy” act, which ends up coming out awkward af.

    • @SheerDrop
      @SheerDrop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      As soon as I saw the can of Stella perfectly placed, I knew..

    • @wrathofvaughn9309
      @wrathofvaughn9309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He cuts promos like he's in the WWE. It's blatantly obvious the guy is just a troll looking for fame (and unsurprisingly, Vice more than happily took the bait).

  • @BirthOfAnEmceeTV
    @BirthOfAnEmceeTV ปีที่แล้ว +7

    No way, this lad was in Cardiff today (21-01-23). And yes, Cardiff were at home against MILWALL today 😳
    Hope he enjoyed himself

  • @vitaviks
    @vitaviks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    this man moves like he never stops animating for the 'choose your hero' screen

  • @Frenkananas
    @Frenkananas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    I think he had a stroke while watching Football Factory and never recovered

  • @devinkelley2785
    @devinkelley2785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    I absolutely lost it when he pointed, looked dead in the camera, and yelled "STOKE"

    • @Sebajstard
      @Sebajstard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Devin Kelley what time in the video is that?

    • @devinkelley2785
      @devinkelley2785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Sebajstard 7:55

    • @jimmydean5812
      @jimmydean5812 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      V V VLF

  • @margaretthompson6358
    @margaretthompson6358 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The bloke is a troll he's trolling english football fans 🤣

  • @TheManmoths
    @TheManmoths 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Whoever edited this needs an Academy Award.
    STOKE.

  • @zkh95
    @zkh95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    “Florida man flys to Millwall and takes on the entire home stand.” News at 11

    • @BIZZIB3ATZ
      @BIZZIB3ATZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I actually wish that would happen

    • @the_illest_villain
      @the_illest_villain 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wouldn't be surprised lol

    • @quote8066
      @quote8066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @ThunderLawyer I think you're underestimating his power level. I guarantee you that he'll end up gnawing at least one guy's face off before he gets kicked out of the country.

    • @jaydubs6354
      @jaydubs6354 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@quote8066 depends how many bath salts he’s able to smuggle into England 😂

    • @krystagreen3094
      @krystagreen3094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Florida man dies within 3 minutes of entering stadium"
      ~News at 12~

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    Am I surprised this is in Florida? Nope

    • @ojberrettaberretta5314
      @ojberrettaberretta5314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bruh i see you on so many youtube vids commenting lmao

    • @kirkarvint.2017
      @kirkarvint.2017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Another reincarnation of "Florida Man"

    • @dannyboi2004
      @dannyboi2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @anonnymous1312
      @anonnymous1312 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Florida, the england of america

    • @RosinGoblin
      @RosinGoblin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude I literally see you everywhere

  • @jordanelder321
    @jordanelder321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    now we know what happened to frodo after green street…

  • @darrenyoung3102
    @darrenyoung3102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That guy Danny Dyer, are you aware of him? He asked, I was in stitches 😂

  • @Jan_Tenev
    @Jan_Tenev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2774

    Bring him to Europe, Eastern Europe to be exact. He will realize very quick what real hooligans are, and he will come down to earth.

    • @jonseres
      @jonseres 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Throw him in a subway after a Hungary vs Romania match or Serbia vs Bosnia and we'll see how he really fairs.

    • @rakhe92
      @rakhe92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Balkan baby 🔨

    • @DrGooseDuckman
      @DrGooseDuckman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      English Ave, Atlanta will straighten him out and save on airfare.

    • @rakhe92
      @rakhe92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@jonseres Croatia- Serbia is the bigest rivality in east Europe

    • @SomePotato
      @SomePotato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I've heard Belgrade would also be a good place to visit when Partizan and Crvena zvezda have their derby.

  • @thebrightsideofthemoon5829
    @thebrightsideofthemoon5829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    In Scotland this is a classic case of “Wee man syndrome”

    • @WzcJix
      @WzcJix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂😂

    • @WzcJix
      @WzcJix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Major Hardon imagine he comes to a old firm

    • @thebrightsideofthemoon5829
      @thebrightsideofthemoon5829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      vee eks , angry bagel dude? 😂 ....... Steroid Smurf 😂

    • @johnc916
      @johnc916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      vee eks I live near the bagel man lol 😂

    • @theRhinsRanger
      @theRhinsRanger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aye just exactly that 😂😂😂😂

  • @bnizzle8500
    @bnizzle8500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He sounds like someone who slipped into a coma and woke up speaking a foreign language.

  • @vincentanderson1079
    @vincentanderson1079 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This dude is clearly not from Florida, but from Louisiana. That accent is unmistakable lmao.

  • @spanishpolice6950
    @spanishpolice6950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2047

    Vice should do a follow up doc were they bring this man to England

    • @DiabloTV
      @DiabloTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      I moved to England for four months, back in Miami now.

    • @irons6229
      @irons6229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Diablo TV and did you have a scrap

    • @ojasvipatel1281
      @ojasvipatel1281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Diablo TV did you have a good time?

    • @char2997
      @char2997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Diablo TV hi derek its robs son Charlie we met at the pub 😂

    • @ucom0574
      @ucom0574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Diablo TV move to Russia man

  • @danielwatts2693
    @danielwatts2693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    He wouldn’t last 10 on a cold Tuesday away at Stoke 😂

    • @cunt2meself
      @cunt2meself 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haha ayit

    • @js3244
      @js3244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Raining of course

    • @bobbystafford6576
      @bobbystafford6576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He would have his little American ass bent over and sent home to his mummy crying.

    • @willmerwin2226
      @willmerwin2226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      bruh these comments are crazy i have no idea what these dudes saying lmaoooo

    • @danielwatts2693
      @danielwatts2693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kaiser kitty 😂😂 sorry you would have to be really English to no what the fuck we where saying

  • @user-ke5hr
    @user-ke5hr ปีที่แล้ว +8

    gotta love this guy. enjoying himself and doesnt care what other people think

  • @tobiaspeake9966
    @tobiaspeake9966 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He’s watched too many football hooligan movies 😂😂

  • @mboucaud
    @mboucaud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    An American using 90s English slang in an Irish accent.

    • @paulcarolan2475
      @paulcarolan2475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Momo Ether hello from Royal hill Tara county Meath Ireland☺bottle Guinness☺

    • @Maradona-wr8su
      @Maradona-wr8su 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More sounds like al pacino

    • @garethfoster9961
      @garethfoster9961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hes an absolute idiot...

    • @natoxbox360
      @natoxbox360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      From an irish person, that sounds nothing like us man

    • @noco7243
      @noco7243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Welcome to America.

  • @bungle3912
    @bungle3912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    This would’ve been better if they’d paid for him to come to the UK and took him to Millwall.

    • @jasonjeanes1772
      @jasonjeanes1772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ben Willison second episode idea??

    • @morelyfe1891
      @morelyfe1891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Would watch lol

    • @bigstevie1690
      @bigstevie1690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And get the utter dogshit kicked out of him when he opens his mouth to do his WWE style promo?

    • @DarthMonkey180
      @DarthMonkey180 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      EVERYONE UPVOTE THIS PLEASE. THE WORLD NEEDS IT

    • @DiabloTV
      @DiabloTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was in UK for 6 months last year, here's me at Millwall 1/3.
      th-cam.com/video/eweiE6jSLzQ/w-d-xo.html

  • @jkg2353
    @jkg2353 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Tommy sorted this goon right out 😩 and when I watched this years ago, I thought he was joking but he’s actually serious #sausage

  • @LaDZari21
    @LaDZari21 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tommy kicked your Arse!!
    Mr Diablo. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 What a joke. Got sent packing in England. 🤣👌🏻

  • @dant4439
    @dant4439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    I need a part two where you bring him to a game in England

    • @CannondaleF700
      @CannondaleF700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      He would be so funny coming over here to England to watch a match. We need a gofundme page to make this happen for him

    • @MisterAki43
      @MisterAki43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That would actually be amazing. Please fly him over here Vice. Have him meet Millwall's rivals and go to a match.

    • @Void-Realm
      @Void-Realm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      omg yesss

    • @1vawt
      @1vawt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      100%

    • @scottbyrne1121
      @scottbyrne1121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We need to make this happen deffo would be genius to do it

  • @willsmith9265
    @willsmith9265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Is this an alternate Breaking Bad ending where Tuco Salamanca survives and moves to Miami?

  • @ambassador8524
    @ambassador8524 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Guy: “I’m looking to make a name in the hooligan game, you know what I’m saying”
    Me: *No, but are you 5’1”?*

  • @ajjo-ni8mw
    @ajjo-ni8mw ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy knows his stuff “ We will be the the biggest club in the world” within 3 years Beckham & Messi show up😂

  • @reconquista4011
    @reconquista4011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    I can't stop cringing every time he pretends to be English.

    • @1882osr
      @1882osr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Tommy Robinson It's not funny, it hurts 😂

    • @mitchellbarrios4972
      @mitchellbarrios4972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He is Cuban....went to high school with him. He got suspend for jumping onto a rival gangs lunch table and started kicking people in the face.

    • @cheechchong8690
      @cheechchong8690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@mitchellbarrios4972 well thats obviously bullshit

    • @lobobaltazar1322
      @lobobaltazar1322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, and every time He "falls short" hhahaaha :)

    • @paulcurry1481
      @paulcurry1481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like a pikey

  • @omar72
    @omar72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    He’s just an American, wannabe Brit, with a horrible British accent. I feel embarrassed for him watching this! The man is confused!

    • @sarcasticdragon8673
      @sarcasticdragon8673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      500 Days Of Raul fucking oath. Trying so hard to be different

    • @user-qn4lk5pj8b
      @user-qn4lk5pj8b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is joking, you can't unsee that 😂

    • @Creaturefiendyo
      @Creaturefiendyo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wanna hear a British man try out an American accent

    • @ahmadkamal2215
      @ahmadkamal2215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ive noticed alot of Americans are wannabes that what to belong to another culture, im not sure what the root of this issue is ?! are they just bored with their lives and cultures ?

    • @omar72
      @omar72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ahmad Kamal I totally get what you mean and I totally agree with you! They all for some reason call theirselves German and give you these weird percentages of their “supposed” genetic make-up 😂

  • @infiniteflame2374
    @infiniteflame2374 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As a proud Englishman this is the funniest thing I've ever seen 🤣🤣🤣

  • @stuartberesford3585
    @stuartberesford3585 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hilarious that he thinks Danny Dyer is some kind of king of football hooliganism ...

  • @liamd6363
    @liamd6363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    Imagine this mong acting like this at an away game in England 😂

    • @bigballssteve6797
      @bigballssteve6797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Henry Tudor England fans can take anyone 😂 Italians are mental tho

    • @kylepodesta6366
      @kylepodesta6366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Henry Tudor All the fighting lads couldn't get out of the country so all you had was families...I do have a good video of one England fan fighting about 9 Russians and winning though.

    • @krusher74
      @krusher74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was going to use bellend, but I think mong is the correct choice

    • @SlopNation
      @SlopNation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He would be locked up before he got to the game acting like that. Guy is awesome tho you gotta love the blind passion 😂

    • @fazyt1508
      @fazyt1508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he would fit right in

  • @brickhead48
    @brickhead48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    This guy is a troll, a bloody good one at that😂

  • @mattshu
    @mattshu ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i'm obsessed with this guy's blended accent

  • @andrewmarr8279
    @andrewmarr8279 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m in tears here

  • @Andymon1872
    @Andymon1872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    He's like a teenager who's just got their first fake stone Island jumper

    • @gghost1224
      @gghost1224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      why fake lol kids these days wear real stone island

    • @kingston2411
      @kingston2411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@gghost1224 ermmm no they dont

    • @gghost1224
      @gghost1224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@kingston2411 Bruh ur talking rubbish haha maybe in the UK hoods but in Norway and normal middle class UK areas its real. Parents give it to them they dont need to buy fake lol or they sell hash and get themselves

    • @kingston2411
      @kingston2411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gghost1224 hash? Shows how much you know

    • @user-gr1qj8hi3h
      @user-gr1qj8hi3h 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gghost1224 hash nah I’m pissing myself that’s too funny

  • @steveg5302
    @steveg5302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    This is blatantly a spoof . The Americans have finally got us back for borat and Ali g . And we fell for it 😂

    • @Dreams_Of_Purpose
      @Dreams_Of_Purpose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lol i don't think Vice makes satires.

    • @DW94576
      @DW94576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Dreams_Of_Purpose the satire isn't by vice its by this man for tricking them into making a doc about him.

    • @Dreams_Of_Purpose
      @Dreams_Of_Purpose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DW94576 he's too realistic!! There's no way, this guy is legit :p

    • @arniearnie3963
      @arniearnie3963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha that's exactly what I thought- this guy is a comedy actor

    • @DiabloTV
      @DiabloTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ha. Revenge for Sascha Baron Cohen

  • @darrenwoolley8433
    @darrenwoolley8433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the best comedy I have seen for a long time.

  • @MERKthatDUCK
    @MERKthatDUCK ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “we’ll be number one in forest fighting” hahahaha

  • @naaji5606
    @naaji5606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    When you watch green street

  • @Cold_S0up
    @Cold_S0up 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    I’ve never seen someone live their fantasy harder

    • @kidtrunks2568
      @kidtrunks2568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      For real. I dunno why the comments are so cynical. I for one have never been more inspired to fully go after my dreams.

  • @adamoneil5317
    @adamoneil5317 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I bet this guy is so happy now that Inter Miami has Messi.

  • @TheFrazzyo
    @TheFrazzyo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    bring him to the uk in a proper firm and i bet he would have the time of his life! absolute legend

    • @SexRealist301
      @SexRealist301 ปีที่แล้ว

      Once he gets out of traction for six months.

  • @snekktikhays1780
    @snekktikhays1780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    If There’s football hooliganism in America, watch them bring guns to it

    • @Glumpuzzler
      @Glumpuzzler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      IS THAT A CHALLENGE?

    • @snekktikhays1780
      @snekktikhays1780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      scotty x yea bud

    • @Tazza81
      @Tazza81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      There'll never be American hooligans as yanks can't bloody fight

    • @dripsystem5785
      @dripsystem5785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      exactly it would end with shell casings everywhere

    • @stephenanthonysmith
      @stephenanthonysmith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alistair You’ve obviously never been to Florida

  • @coleforfinski2515
    @coleforfinski2515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    This whole video is hilarious but the most cringeworthy thing is that Atlanta united supporter

  • @lewisdart7473
    @lewisdart7473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Patient babysitter and Kid who just drank tango” 😂😂😂

  • @Commissioner_Nasty8
    @Commissioner_Nasty8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ffs and he drinks Stella😂🍺,I’m getting proper wifebeater vibes from this dude

  • @Blauwevingers
    @Blauwevingers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Looks like your typical Englishman on holiday in Spain

    • @mahesto92
      @mahesto92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      or berlin

    • @kerttuvittu
      @kerttuvittu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @THE TWO FINGERED BRUTE haha you said it

    • @marcin959
      @marcin959 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now this is why I got a lot of dirty looks in Berlin by Germans with my English girlfriend. Traveling with polish, this never happened.

    • @theirishninja8199
      @theirishninja8199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This was funny

    • @TheJ1mmey
      @TheJ1mmey 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha u clearly never been abroad in europe this guy would get eaten for breakfast

  • @lwovisdog9027
    @lwovisdog9027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    The kickin he would get in Glasgow

    • @hythamalkhamsa1467
      @hythamalkhamsa1467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He'd get absolutely leathered hahaha

    • @lwovisdog9027
      @lwovisdog9027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hythamalkhamsa1467 aye mate

    • @varisleek3360
      @varisleek3360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      england cant fight lmao get rekt

    • @lwovisdog9027
      @lwovisdog9027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@varisleek3360 Glasgow is Scotland mate

    • @hythamalkhamsa1467
      @hythamalkhamsa1467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@varisleek3360 Glasgow’s in Scotland you absolute trumpet

  • @ajjo-ni8mw
    @ajjo-ni8mw ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If Ted Lasso was a hooligan😂

  • @inthemix3013
    @inthemix3013 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My little boy puts the pillow over his head when pretending to be a sleep

  • @0poIE
    @0poIE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    *This guys intensity is draining for me. How is he not having a stroke*

    • @MoonshineBlack.
      @MoonshineBlack. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think he’s having one long stroke that doesn’t end.

    • @patrickconnors4602
      @patrickconnors4602 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh it's coming our kid.

    • @miroslav_official
      @miroslav_official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MoonshineBlack. bravo... mate

    • @bibibuzz1203
      @bibibuzz1203 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same omg 5 mins in and his constant intensity and constant ranting is too much

  • @iamgod4837
    @iamgod4837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    When you watch green street once

  • @tiburonespr
    @tiburonespr ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12 minutes in and I have no idea what I'm watching

  • @crnidjordjePFK
    @crnidjordjePFK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    As a Serbian in Florida i find this hilarious 🤣 If we brought him to the Old Continent to see the real ultras he would tremble.

  • @dominicrussell2882
    @dominicrussell2882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    I wish you’d asked him about the offside rule.

    • @nefrig7920
      @nefrig7920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂

    • @smokingraptor9374
      @smokingraptor9374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @LameWaysArtistry
      @LameWaysArtistry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No american knows

    • @nefrig7920
      @nefrig7920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Alex Vives anybody with access to Google can front like they know everything/anything
      "Soccer"?!?! Wow

  • @drexelspivey872
    @drexelspivey872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    to all the UK youtubers out there,
    this only occurs in florida, not all of america. I swear.

    • @highhat5229
      @highhat5229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      T. A. I started to worry a lil 😂

    • @mickharrison9004
      @mickharrison9004 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @BigGreezyJake
      @BigGreezyJake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s true... I seen’t it!

    • @krusher74
      @krusher74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We don't believe you, this is everybody is Floriduh!

    • @OfficerKnox
      @OfficerKnox 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes facts. We good in Michigan ✊

  • @brincher
    @brincher ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a human being, 5 minutes of this is enough.

  • @TheAndreisorin
    @TheAndreisorin ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "are u sure he needs the cofee?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @creezhan
    @creezhan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    WHAT THE FLORIDAAAAAAAA

  • @maximr.3163
    @maximr.3163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    This dude reminds me of the character Brucie in GTA IV.

    • @jackm20020
      @jackm20020 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Joshmaen1
      @Joshmaen1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol wasnt that the guy with the shark steroids?

    • @maximr.3163
      @maximr.3163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Joshmaen1 Yes, indeed! An absolute nutcase lol

    • @Mo-Aky
      @Mo-Aky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Plot twist - The character brucie was based on this guy

    • @Anderson21G
      @Anderson21G 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂 haha yeah I was thinking thr exact same thing

  • @briandocherty6076
    @briandocherty6076 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He isn't 657 he is 658 one minute late crew.

  • @somepolishdude9853
    @somepolishdude9853 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He looks like the main character from Bully, even got his height.

  • @ganjatrip235
    @ganjatrip235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Most embarrassing thing I've watched in recent years

  • @Doggonit
    @Doggonit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    He's about 5' 5" tall. He'd get his head split open by single Glasgow kiss.

    • @dannemannen18
      @dannemannen18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If he's legit learning BJJ in a Gracie school I bet he can beat up a lot of people. And that's what's scares me

    • @DevilsAvocado69
      @DevilsAvocado69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A single glasgow kid would wipe the floor wi him

    • @santoy1000
      @santoy1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He wouldn't open his mouth if he was in Glasgow, fs the kids up there would put him in a box in 2 seconds flat..!

    • @thacic8480
      @thacic8480 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dannemannen18 bjj doesnt hold up in big groups of footie fans lol...

    • @dannemannen18
      @dannemannen18 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thacic8480 he wrote "single"

  • @ivotheivo3521
    @ivotheivo3521 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Is short dude still around or did he run into a mouse trap already

  • @rolandrat6493
    @rolandrat6493 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I wear them all the time…. I just wear them careful !”
    😂😂😂

  • @STlTCHlZ
    @STlTCHlZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Can of Stella on his bedside table lol, the man has done his research

  • @adamwhittaker1780
    @adamwhittaker1780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Its like if the WWE had a shit Football Hooligan character

    • @danieloliver4558
      @danieloliver4558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes this is it in one

    • @MrCuoreRossonero
      @MrCuoreRossonero 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adam Whittaker
      Lol 😂

    • @MrCuoreRossonero
      @MrCuoreRossonero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He doesn’t do a bad promo

    • @NegaRenGenX2gay2lift
      @NegaRenGenX2gay2lift 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      tbh, he actually has an alive character compared to the current flaccid wwe

    • @tablegeezers4813
      @tablegeezers4813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a massive WWE fan, this made my day 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alanbarry2053
    @alanbarry2053 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can’t unsee this 😂😂

  • @adambrooks5067
    @adambrooks5067 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is gold, absolute gold, it’s a parody surely

  • @TheStealthyPyro
    @TheStealthyPyro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    As someone who’s lived in Florida specifically Miami I can confirm maniacs like this will root for anything as long as they get to attack random people

    • @Wolfsbane909
      @Wolfsbane909 ปีที่แล้ว

      but this year miami dolphins doing alright this year in the division since brady left the pats.

  • @tearzrollingdownyourface591
    @tearzrollingdownyourface591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Is this what happens when an American watches Green Street too much?

    • @TheMaverickHouston
      @TheMaverickHouston 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is what happens when a Floridian watches too much GSH.

    • @michaelbrown1627
      @michaelbrown1627 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maverick Houston no. This is what happens when a Miami Cuban starts running their fucking pie holes.

  • @carringtonndhlovu6145
    @carringtonndhlovu6145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That Atlanta chant was like a nursery rhyme 😂😂😂

  • @russianswanlake
    @russianswanlake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    ALL laughs and jokes aside. This guy is honestly so based in his own way… like when he said that he would rap his "cut thoat rap" genre. This guy just does what he wants!