First off, they are not the Jewish gods ten commandments, they are human social rules to live by long before the Jews wrote them down and added a few more!!
Pretty big sentiment among self-important midwits, but you should see how many more of these types are working with your kids in elementary school than anywhere else at all.
Elmer of Malmsbury may not have completed his trip, but he was said to have flown for more than a furlong (1 furlong = 660 feet). That’s at least a furlong farther than I’ve ever flown under my own power.
That’s not how indulgences work. They don’t dismiss sin, but reduce time in purgatory. It was improper to sell them, though some did (this was one of the abuses corrected at the Council of Trent). They are still granted today, though not emphasized, and are certainly not sold.
And the next item up for bid, Saint Clement's pinky toe! How much would you pay to own this holy digit? Guaranteed divine protection for shipwrights and marble carvers... You, Sir, you look like a boatswain...
Well I live in Malmesbury and walk through the Abbey most days . Lots of tunnels leading from the Abbey to various places around town with lots of history too. A very interesting video. Thank you
I wonder if this is the same guy who was also a massive pervert and have already been featured on this channel. If so i think this guy inspired the monk at the end of the first part/incarnation of Blackadder with whom he formed that League of Evil made up of various cutthroat people. Edit.: Nvm., someone already mentioned him.
I much prefer living in the age of hot water and toilet paper. Admittedly theres not much else going for this time period.. probably the last era of humanity to boot...
The idea of relics … are we worshipping these relics? What happened to “thou shall not have false gods before you.” And all the stain glass images? A thigh bone? Rather Disconcerting. I like my God better.”
@@Fanny-Fannybro I can assure u 500 pounds in 13th century was much more than 600$ today especially when people made mere pence a day 500 pounds of silver back then would be worth 100s of thousands of dollars today
@@danvernier198 Oh, I am not pretending. In fact, they are worse because they used to hold Europe in a chockhold for nearly one thousand years and continue to do it in some places.
Most monks: "God's ten commandments."
John of Malmesbury: "God's ten suggestions."
God's Checklist
barbosa: "more like, guidelines"
God's Bucket List
God‘s ten commandments, not mine though😤
First off, they are not the Jewish gods ten commandments, they are human social rules to live by long before the Jews wrote them down and added a few more!!
This is the best medieval history channel on TH-cam👍
False. Mine is. I love sword fighting.
He was definitely Pope material
😂
The Borgia popes seem kind of tame in comparison.
You beat me to it...
😂
Last time I was this early, it was 1176!
AHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! 🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯👌👌👌 SO FUNNY!!
Without a photo, it seems you've aged well!
Not early enough perhaps.
HUHAHA.
😂😂😂😅
Lol
The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells lol
A colossal pervert
Never have I encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity! Have you ever considered a career in the church?!
That lad was just a tribute act. Some decent murdering and mayhem for sure, but clearly a John of Malmsbury wannabe.
Never, in all my years, have I encountered such cruel and foul-minded perversity! Have you ever considered a career in the church?
That’s a mouthful “The mass murdering monastery monk of Malmesbury” say it fast 10 times!
Last time I was this early my wife ran off with Raoul the Cabana Boy.🤣🤣
The evil Friar Tuck😂
Friar Fuck
Oh fancy that , a relgous person of authority who was a murderer and criminal . Im so utterly shocked .
I'm actually clutching my pearls...
Pretty big sentiment among self-important midwits, but you should see how many more of these types are working with your kids in elementary school than anywhere else at all.
@@OdeInWessexWell I never. I think I'm getting hysterical.
@@vapormissile You having a fit of the vapours then? Sorry, it was obvious, but I couldn't resist.😂😂
@@OdeInWessex You just triggered a full conniption
Sounds like John and Henry of Badminton had quite a racket going. 😉
Sounds a bit like the Baby-Eating Bishop of Barnston-Wells from Blackadder.
Great episode. One small thing - I think it was 'Bath and Wells' (Wells being a cathedral city nearish to Bath)
Elmer of Malmsbury may not have completed his trip, but he was said to have flown for more than a furlong (1 furlong = 660 feet). That’s at least a furlong farther than I’ve ever flown under my own power.
I`ve fl;own a lot further than a furlong usually after a few pints.
"He hath laid before them an offer of such magnitude, that to decline would verily be unthinkable."
Why does this not have a bazillion likes? Bloody brilliant!
Holy crap, that town looks like something straight out of Oblivion!
Nah, this guy was LIT! Need a film about him...
Henry II murdering people in an abbey doesn't seem very king like. He was a bit of an asshole eh?
To quote office space:
“It feels good to be a gansta”
ew
Guy was ahead of his time. He'd be a tele-evangelist now.
:25 my man rolled a head crack?! 😂😂😂
I don't think Jesus likes this
.... I'm Sure Jesus is Discussing This With Comrade Trumpski Right Now.... HAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA 🏴🌄 5:46
Jesus is not real, and not god, and he don't care
Amazing paintings / drawings
"Yeah, I suppose it is pretty lame not being able to fly."---😅That was great! I love this channel and the humor.
Sounds like a Guy Ritchie movie.
is he a thief ?nooo !!! is he a gangster? no noo!!! then he must be a Monster !!!! blessed be the soul He was a ""Monkster""
Comment to please the Al Gore Rhythm
Ah an Inconvenient comment.😂
@@merlebarney watch out or ManBearPig! 😉
I always wished that Al Gore released an album called "Rhythms!"
Corrupt priests? Who’d have guessed?
Damn, monk was rockin some dope shades with hands on the craps 🎲🎲
That’s not how indulgences work. They don’t dismiss sin, but reduce time in purgatory. It was improper to sell them, though some did (this was one of the abuses corrected at the Council of Trent). They are still granted today, though not emphasized, and are certainly not sold.
the vow of poverty is only a suggestion.
I guess you can purchase favor with God or it's all fake as crap.
Amazing way to start saturday
When last I look, the abbot fled from Scotland.
Worth listening to if only for the mispronunciation really amusing
Yeah. And distracting.
Early morning upload 👌
Sounds like the bishop from blackadder 2
And the next item up for bid, Saint Clement's pinky toe! How much would you pay to own this holy digit? Guaranteed divine protection for shipwrights and marble carvers... You, Sir, you look like a boatswain...
I've been looking 4 Midevil Madness. T.Y. / Ohio/ Michigan/ Indiana.!!!❤
Wonder how many of those involved were former Templars?
There needs to be a rap song about him.
Sounds like the Bishop of Bath and Wells in that Blackadder episode.
This guy needs to be made into a movie ......lmao Shame benny hill has passed...
There is just something about your voice, I cannot get enough.
There's a church where I live that has a piece of a saint's finger.
Imagine we invented planes during Medieval period
Everyone gangsta til they see a flying monk
John of Malmesbury may have been a jew.
mmmmm ya well that hasn,t changed any that still goes on today
Dayum im rly early
You are not first!
Straight medieval shit, let's fucking go.
Times hath Changeth ....not
Thug Life 🕶️
Well I live in Malmesbury and walk through the Abbey most days . Lots of tunnels leading from the Abbey to various places around town with lots of history too. A very interesting video. Thank you
Wonder if there's any treasure still hidden in those tunnels....
I wonder if this is the same guy who was also a massive pervert and have already been featured on this channel.
If so i think this guy inspired the monk at the end of the first part/incarnation of Blackadder with whom he formed that League of Evil made up of various cutthroat people.
Edit.: Nvm., someone already mentioned him.
Was just playing chivalry 2. Now I’m watching this. I was born in the wrong time
Why do you wish you weren't born in this day and age?
I much prefer living in the age of hot water and toilet paper. Admittedly theres not much else going for this time period.. probably the last era of humanity to boot...
Because you think you'd be some sort of big-shot back then? Dude, you'd be just another peasant.
10:51 weird. 😂😂😂
This all made it to court. And transcribed.
Witchhunt! 🎉
Gregory Monk
Make a videos about the most famous warrior like fighter of medieval times
He used to be a really active guy, but now he’s kinda lame.
Why does the narrator sound like Van Balion?
skip to 8:06 to see a hilariously bad A.I image that was used 😂😂😂😂
Yuck. I've noticed them in the thumbnails too. Unsubscribed and blocked from recommendations.
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Buy your way outta sin, huh? Sounds bout right
he made dat bag doe
wow
Cool
The idea of relics … are we worshipping these relics? What happened to “thou shall not have false gods before you.” And all the stain glass images? A thigh bone? Rather Disconcerting. I like my God better.”
RIP to the Big Homie JMonk from the 14thC Malmesbury Abbey Crips. 🙌🏿🖖🏿👌🏿
Cool video but please don't start putting 'Gangster' in every single video title like you're the Fat Electrician!
Whats 500 pounds in the 1300s in todays money
$612.43
@@Fanny-Fannybro I can assure u 500 pounds in 13th century was much more than 600$ today especially when people made mere pence a day 500 pounds of silver back then would be worth 100s of thousands of dollars today
@@Fanny-Fannyhe said in the video that the kingdom was 9000 pounds in debt worth millions today
This would make a wicked film
Ahhh, seems things were not so different from than the current Catholic Church…
So every Catholic monk?
actual blasphemy
Hateful for no reason at all
Watch out, we got a skinhead here.
Don't pretend that they're any worse than the other sects.
@@danvernier198 Oh, I am not pretending. In fact, they are worse because they used to hold Europe in a chockhold for nearly one thousand years and continue to do it in some places.
He was applying for the job of Baby eating Bishop of Bath and Wells.
the very fact that they were able to act like this and still keep their lives, is living proof every single religion is a fucking scam.
5:39 why does everyone look like Joe Rogan in that painting? Especially the king.
Haha.