For those who don't know: Around that area of Oklahoma, they test the tornado sirens at noon every Saturday. All of them turn on for 15-30 seconds, nothing to worry about. During a heavy storm, however, the sirens mean that there is a real threat of tornadoes. Most of us wake up immediately if it happens in the middle of the night and begin what is, for me, a routine response of grabbing some entertainment, a pillow, and maybe a radio or something and heading towards the safest room in the house. This is typically a small closet or bathroom located in the center of the main floor, away from any windows. It happens more often than you think, mostly during the summer. I have never in my life actually seen a tornado with my own eyes, but sometimes if it's daytime the sky turns green. source: I also live in Oklahoma, and if I'm understanding it correctly I'm probably within 40 minutes of Alpha. Edit: before it gets weird, no, I'm not going to go looking for his house. That would be weird and I have more important things to do. I have no precise knowledge of his whereabouts, but I have the imprecise knowledge of him and his group living somewhere relatively nearby. That's all you're getting, whether or not I'm lying.
Alpharad I’ve watched you since the days of “How To Play 101” and I must say it is continuously impressive how funny you continue to be even several years later.
10:13 DK: ... *Instant transmissions behind both Mega and Palu!* Omae wa mou... shindeiru... Mega/Palu: Nani? *Both instantly end up in the blast zone*
As a plussy, I sometimes forget how great main Alpha content is, and I'm reminded why I ever started watching in the first place. Love the heart in this episode Alpha, keep it up :)
Still surprised this was Alpha's first break, like ever. Glad he took one, especially after what seemed to be 3 reeeaaaalllly long compilations all pretty close together. (Year, Nuzlocke, Pokemon)
This is finally a breath of fresh air because, since 2020 started, I would always ask myself what will I watch since you were taking a break but ALPHARAD'S BACK BOI
The beginning of this video starts right where Captain Kidd's video (titled Amiibo Tag Team VS Alpharad & Hard DK) left off, in which he, Alpha and their amibos fought a bunch in these very tournaments, so if you finish watching Kidd's video you can watch this one immediately afterwards and it flows perfectly That friends is absolute perfection
7:44 Was told to go to the comments and my first thought was six then I thought how that game mostly and thought it'd be a total of 8, 5 + 3 is 8 baby let's go
Alpharad, all I’m gonna say is that I’m disappointed. You didn’t post “Paladins in 2019” in 2019 and for that, I will never forgive you, but hey, maybe we can put all this behind us if a certain “Paladins in 2020” video pops in my sub feed.
Hard DK: It was like... *I was made for this.*
*_lmao_*
Why are you everywhere? Stickmaster500
hello again stickmaster,do you have some sort of script or something? xD
Stickmaster got u!
Then you remember Too Big? was crowned king and defeated Hard DK
"No matter how hard I may be, I will always be soft in the presence of hard dk"
Alpha wtf
What? Dk's hard
[Soft and Wet]
He said the thing
When you compare alpha’s d*ck is soft compared to H A R D D K’S d*ck
You think anyone can be hard in the presence of that expanded don't?
Hard DK: ... *Gets Final Smash*
Everyone: “Why do I hear boss music?”
I think you meant to say...
Hard DK: *Exists*
Everyone: “Why do I hear boss music?”
3:26
Zelda: Gets Fi-
Alpha: I’m dead 😑
Heyyyyyo. Look out, here we go! Duhdanah Banana Slamma!
For those who don't know:
Around that area of Oklahoma, they test the tornado sirens at noon every Saturday. All of them turn on for 15-30 seconds, nothing to worry about. During a heavy storm, however, the sirens mean that there is a real threat of tornadoes. Most of us wake up immediately if it happens in the middle of the night and begin what is, for me, a routine response of grabbing some entertainment, a pillow, and maybe a radio or something and heading towards the safest room in the house. This is typically a small closet or bathroom located in the center of the main floor, away from any windows. It happens more often than you think, mostly during the summer.
I have never in my life actually seen a tornado with my own eyes, but sometimes if it's daytime the sky turns green.
source: I also live in Oklahoma, and if I'm understanding it correctly I'm probably within 40 minutes of Alpha.
Edit: before it gets weird, no, I'm not going to go looking for his house. That would be weird and I have more important things to do. I have no precise knowledge of his whereabouts, but I have the imprecise knowledge of him and his group living somewhere relatively nearby. That's all you're getting, whether or not I'm lying.
Ok
If you find out where he lives,
*this is where you reply to*
the sky turns green what the fuckkkk
Oh yeah the exact same thing happened when I lived in Georgia
Green skies means shit is about to get real. Oklahoma weather can be intense. Im from the OKC metro area
4:48 Why do Snake and Ridley look like they're boutta drop the hottest diss track of the century
Nathaniel
Walter
@@leos5312 i like fire trucks and moster trucks
Nathaniel Martin it’s spelled “monster”
This is far too accurate
It wasn't until he was gone that I truly appreciated what a good part of my day alpharad videos were.
❤️
♥️ Intensifies
I feel the exact way. I hate to give Alpha more pressure, but he really does light up my day.
Where'd he come from where'd he go where'd he come from alpharad's a pro
Same
The KING is back!
And he brought Alpharad with him.
Haha Lol
Your 69th like
PeakYak34 oh no is has 69 likes i cant ruin perfection
@@christianhernandez460 Well, some people did mess it up in the last 10 minutes
Some people don't know PERFECTION
10:05 Hard DK's plan was to get to sudden death just to flex on them.
Grab and stand bud, grab and stand
One of the things Hard DK learned from Alpha is “It’s not about winning; it’s about sending a message.”
Straight up, first thing that came to mind.
*Nux Taku Approves*
Hard Dk's all about stylin' on his opponents.
“It doesn’t matter how hard I may be,I’ll always be soft in the presence of DK”
Alpharad-2020
Also Thank You Hard Dk
“Dark Incin, your the last of the three”
*Cries in Vincent Van Gogh*
Triggered Sans amiibo In Amazon*
Vincent Van Gone.
*Vincent Van Gore*
“We stay hard.”
-Alpharad, 2020
Jasier A. Always.
i stay hard for alpharad
The best part of this tournament isn't Hard DK, it's seeing what kind of Amiibo names the other online funnymen gave to their Amiibos
I won this tourney as Meta Knight with my Chrom amiibo, Chromosome.
how funny is that?
@@MetalMargatroid is there a pun with Meta Knight I'm missing here?
AND FUNNYWOMEN
I don't think it's possible to top Hard Dk
Mine was a Peach named Peaçhìì
It’s good to see that alpharads “dk” is hard again.
*_yeah, very hard. Lol_*
*"Are U oKay"?*
Mass erect
PAUSE
his konkey dong
“No matter how hard I may be, I will always be soft in the presence of hard dk”
Sounds like Erectile disfunction to me
Yoshi was there for Mario's childhood when his dad wasnt, he IS the papa
And Luigi is the Mama.
Mark Guyton No, Luigi’s the grandmother.
@@player-ds8bm luigi is the luigi
Catch Mario riding his papa
what, your dad didn't give you piggyback rides?
"I'm hard"
- Alpharad 2020
*_nice_*
😂
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I would like to see that))
P.S. Sorry..
This reminds me of game grumps for some reason😂
9:54 Visual representation of Hard DK carrying this team.
“He unloaded on me”
-Internet funnyman 2020
owo?
dumb_spoon OwO
o w o
OwO
Uwu
The chaotic Chad energy of Hard DK with final smash just holding the opponents so that they can end up in sudden death so that DK can OHKO them >>>>>
Alpha: uploads
Me: “I’m hard”
same
Wet hard
"Long story short, I'm just gonna die."
They were some famous last words and I'll miss him.
Amiibo Tourney: *Exists*
Hard DK: "My time has come."
im not liking this comment because its at 69 so i comment i like this comment
makes sense right
@@arcenicolas8974 fuck it, I fixed it. Go ahead
8:38 alpharad: "everyone has their final smash except for meeee".
Kirby: i.. dont have my final smash either...
Alpharad uses DM DOKURO music again: woke
He actually credits the artist like he asked this time: ASCENDED
oh my god this got released on my birthday im so happy
this is my birthday present thank you so much Alpharad!
This comment is so wholesome
Today's my birthday too!
Dusk Happy Birthday!
@@Timothy_-ve2zp Thanks guys!
Happy hard dk day
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who took advantage of this tournament lmao sakurai made something so beautiful yet cursed
Hard DK is gonna shower his competition in coconut cream pies.
@Q Q I'd watch
*Droka whom is also mol79* suspicion intensifies
He may think he's nobody's hero, but he's wrong. He's OUR hero.
His "coconut gun" can fire in spurts.
*DK Gets final smash*
Everyone: “Are you going to do the ORA ORA thing?”
Hard DK: Yes yes yes, oh my god
@@tylerkalopsia4646 yare yare daze
It was awesome seeing you and your Amiibo taking on the tournament!
10:14 that was the most savage back kick Iv ever seen! The fact that it came from a amibo kinda scares me 😂
Alpharad I’ve watched you since the days of “How To Play 101” and I must say it is continuously impressive how funny you continue to be even several years later.
"you can still be hard"
- Alpharad, 2020
10:13
DK: ... *Instant transmissions behind both Mega and Palu!* Omae wa mou... shindeiru...
Mega/Palu: Nani?
*Both instantly end up in the blast zone*
As a plussy, I sometimes forget how great main Alpha content is, and I'm reminded why I ever started watching in the first place. Love the heart in this episode Alpha, keep it up :)
Little Timmy was enjoying the tournament, determined he was gonna win. Until he saw that cursed name, Hard DK
4:03 those sirens always scare the shit out of me when I hear them. Makes me think that some world ending catastrophe is about to take place.
Alpharad: I'm going to take a break.
Smash: Releases online Amiibo tournament.
Alpharad: Forget what I said 2 weeks ago.
Thank you Hard DK. You come on clutch when we need you most.
Alpharad: "Both of them should die here"
Ridley: "They sure will"
4:03 tfw you can tell that this was recorded around noon on a saturday by the sound of death sirens.
Yeah, that thought crossed my mind as well when he mentioned Oklahoma. Haha.
Alpha: "I'm gonna try to start 2020 fresh and do an outro!"
"Nah jk fam"
HE'S FINALLY HERE PERFOMING FOR YOU
*_yes_*
*IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS YOU CAN JOIN IN TOO*
put your hands together, if you wanna clap
@@retrokonami9042 While you lisyrn to this funky rap.
DK!
Sudden death: “happens”
Dk: it’s free real estate
Still surprised this was Alpha's first break, like ever. Glad he took one, especially after what seemed to be 3 reeeaaaalllly long compilations all pretty close together. (Year, Nuzlocke, Pokemon)
Everyone: *talks about Hard DK*
Me: "Alpharad is from Oklahoma?!"
My region has Alpharad, Esam, MVD and naders
Me: Oh that's neat.
He's talked about it on several occasions.
@@Fanimati0n I wasn't paying attention. I'm just here to to see Alpha wreck som n00bs.
@@johnathanligeikis1195 Don't you mean Hard DK?
Alpha: "I'm hard"
Also Alpha: "We're still hard"
Also Alaso Alpha: *Hard Alpha and Hard DK*
*that's a lotta hardness*
Also Alpha: "However hard I might be, I am always going to be soft in the presence of DK."
EXPAND DONG
“$13 toy”
*laughs in Australia*
How much are amiibos in Australia?
Dreamcast Soup
From roughly $22
@@benwonderley4008 not too far off some amiibos are rarer
Dreamcast Soup true, but it’s still different.
10:42
"No matter how hard I might be, I'm always gonna be soft in the presence of Hard DK." ~Alpharad, 2020
1:33 didn't expected to hear Calamity here, great choice of Music!
Yeah, same.
Same
Everyone: Hard DK is hard!
Me: lol what
Alpha: *D O N G E X P A N S I O N*
with some of your corny jokes alpharad
it disappoints me that you never said that you haven't seen us in a decade
*such a missed opportunity*
*since last decade
Alpha's Bizarre Adventure: DK Is Unbreakably Hard
Dong is Unbreakable.
I never realized that the Incinium Z shows up in Incineroar’s final smash
1:18 Real talk, DK did a legit big brain play there.
Name a more iconic and hard duo than Hard DK and Hard Alpha, go ahead, I’ll wait.
Solgaleo and dialga
final score of that inkling game: like +7 i'm guessing
edfreak9001 lol they had a total score of 16, totally demolished them 🤣
@@TaxFraud69 I was just going off of what their positive score would total, so I was only one off
Christian Arcement also where did you get 16 from? 5+7 is 12...
To be fair, the Inkling amiibo was level 21.
"I'm always going to be soft in the presence of DK."
Aren't we all?
This is finally a breath of fresh air because, since 2020 started, I would always ask myself what will I watch since you were taking a break but ALPHARAD'S BACK BOI
The beginning of this video starts right where Captain Kidd's video (titled Amiibo Tag Team VS Alpharad & Hard DK) left off, in which he, Alpha and their amibos fought a bunch in these very tournaments, so if you finish watching Kidd's video you can watch this one immediately afterwards and it flows perfectly
That friends is absolute perfection
9:23 I guess this time, Joker had a literal *Last Surprise* in his Final Smash
As an Oklahoman, I can tell he recorded this on a monday. Because that's when the sirens go off.
See, I got some glorious confirmation.
Or Saturday in the Okc metro area
Glad to see you’re back
I always love that you put all the songs in the description.
“Finals is stressful because on one hand, it’s bad”
“...”
*Cut to next clip*
“We gotta go back to the one true king”
*Rated M?*
Unfortunately, it would have to be a completely different amiibo. He gave Rated M away, remember?
He did
who’s Rated M?
Oh hold up "I'm throwing everything at the fan and we're going to see who sticks or what sticks."
Officer, yes that's him.
This DK has proven himself to be the hardest of them all. Also, I'm glad you're back to making videos. Hope you enjoyed the break though!
Hope your break was good! I'm stoked for your music project. Looking forward to more of your content this year!
“We stay hard”
-Alpharad, being hard
Favorite TH-camr
"Oh hes small dk now, well u can still be hard and- just edit that out just cut that out"
I fed my incineroar Akuma and Absolutely Safe Capsule. Your welcome for the idea
I’ve been waiting for this since this tournament was announced
"Oh, now he's little DK. Well, you can still be hard an- wait no"
FBI: *squinting intensifies*
Hard DK makes me feel some type of way
HARD
It makes you FEEL hard
A tornado actually almost hit my school. My friend’s house on the other hand, wasn’t so lucky.
Nice to see that you reflected over your break and now know how to do outros
so glad you’re back, hope you enjoyed your break!
“Dude, he unloaded on me”
Alpharad 2020
Alpha's Bizarre Adventure: Kong is Unbreakable.
Bruh I had no idea he took a break, I never noticed he stopped posting lmao
he still posted on his second channel
@@Obsidian8R I never cared enough to look at it
Good to have you back, Jacob. I missed ya.
-shoutouts to Hard DK-
Missed ya dude! I always look forward to seeing your videos!! You help me get through work days to be honest
DK is actually the most powerful amibo bc he was literally trained against the BEST IN THE WORLD!
Early notifications got me harder than DK
That’s showbiz, baby
Thank you, Hard DK and welcome back from break, Alpha
My dude it is SO good to see you back. I was worried.
4:44 well that escalated quickly......
6:45 what happened to incin’s arm
Dunno
He broke his arm
"we WILL stay hard"
t-shirt plz
Thank you for crediting the Pest of the Cosmos music you used this time :))
Calamity music is so good!
7:44 Was told to go to the comments and my first thought was six then I thought how that game mostly and thought it'd be a total of 8, 5 + 3 is 8 baby let's go
"We stay hard"
1:48 The life of a Lucario main in a nutshell
Take a shot every time alpharad says “hard”
Alpharad, all I’m gonna say is that I’m disappointed. You didn’t post “Paladins in 2019” in 2019 and for that, I will never forgive you, but hey, maybe we can put all this behind us if a certain “Paladins in 2020” video pops in my sub feed.
yyyyyyyeah no, that game is kinda poopoo garbo.
@@lFede64l YOU'RE kinda poopoo garbo.
@@Nat_the_Chicken Perhaps.
I'm not terribly unbalanced, bug-ridden, or deaf to my own community tho.
@@lFede64l Fair point
Are you going to stream the dlc character announcement tomorrow
So very dope man. I love all off your work. All of it.
Thank you, Hard DK.